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@TattGoddess naw you're just a dildo collector... like them chicks that use to collect beany babies
7/23
2014
Damn... rain already... this 100% humidity nonsense isn't working for me
7/22
2014
this movie "let's be cops" looks funnyThe Most WTF Tattoos You'll Ever See (10 Pics) http://t.co/AY1bChwrlK Weird people in this world.. http://t.co/Y0DnuEak5R
Retweeted by me@__Nikkiiii__ lol... easing into becoming a brunette slowly?
7/21
2014
My mom set up a pole in her room...I Guess she thinks the roof will cave in or something!
Retweeted by mediscovered i' been logged on mfc from a diff laptop for a cpl days... to everyone that pm'ed me i didn't see them & wasn't trying to be rude
7/20
2014
@BestOf90s it made it on a few trashier cars tooMy inner hippie is trying to claw his way out
7/18
2014
@Sailor_Lovesxo yo sex kitten! :wave
7/17
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ lol...i'd swap you a couple slices of my awesome pizza in a pizza prostitution deal:)@__Nikkiiii__ pizza hut? ewww... lol... it's like i can't even talk to you@__Nikkiiii__ wait wait wait... lol... you like that Dominicks pizza crap! deals off...lol... no lesbian sex for you@__Nikkiiii__ lol... naked pillow fights and then we can do each others hair... and then we can do the lesbian sexdamn... i forgot to go food shopping again #pizzahereicome@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i can always toss on a wig and i'll say i got the worlds biggest clit and i can sleep over@__Nikkiiii__ lol... if you get a cam girl best friend then you can have sleep overs!!!!@__Nikkiiii__ you barely qualify as a cam girl any more with your schedule... lol... i don't know how you even come close to being a hookerEating cereal and watching porn is hard...
Retweeted by meWho's car is this!? http://t.co/fgprxw1YsS
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7/16
2014
@NotExplained hell of a cult in 1967... looks liked they made a 1981 Dodge Aries appear@koreywynne lol... jog to the liquor store and back :Pwtf... it's so fuck'en cold today@__Nikkiiii__ good luck with it sex kitten
7/15
2014
"Im sorry i cant talk to u unless its about drugs"
Retweeted by me"Girls watch porn!!! AND ANAL FISTING!!!" https://t.co/jhEUa7hNRLJesus christ!! @ starbucks & some loud obnoxious gay guy is talking about his swinging life style at the top of his voice #gettingearraped
7/14
2014
"Twiggas" = Friends met through twitter.
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7/13
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ damn dirty internet... kick it... kick it in it's balls@__Nikkiiii__ love that shirt on you... so bad ass
7/12
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ we call those guys that bitch and complain more than women fag's@__Nikkiiii__ ohhhh were talking about mfc? lol... sounded like people i know in real life... some people just love to bitch & whine@__Nikkiiii__ yup... i find it ironic how in their heads i wind up being the jerk if i call them on their shit talking too #peoplearefucked
7/10
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i believe it when i see it :P@Jimi_Jamez_ @__Nikkiiii__ it's better to be pissed off than pissed? lol... not necessarily :piss
7/9
2014
@TheRealNimoy one can also adjust the amount of nicotine to use in the juice too... some go down to 0 mg of nicotine #helpingsomeofusquit
7/8
2014
it just turned into a GREEEEAT day!
6/30
2014
@carlquintanilla @AmazingPicx not a chance... i got two words to get rid of any urge to go to a theater like this... "sticky sheets"
6/24
2014
@HippieProblemz lol... better they hear your burps than queefs
6/21
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... getting your dyke on huh? lol... bet she had a strap-on in her purse with your name on it :D
6/20
2014
what stated off as a simple favor for someone turned into a LOTR type quest that took me all over chicago... so good to be on the couch
6/19
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... is that your surprise butt sex face?got into a argument @ the gym cause some guy expected me to get out of his way after he jumped into the lane i was doing laps in at the pool
6/17
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ hey... did you watch Donnie Darko last night?hope all the dad's out there find hot 21 year old girls w/daddy issues and an oral fixation... happy fathers day :)Sometimes picking out the right Father's Day card is all too easy... http://t.co/0iUBvRil5z
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6/15
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ cool... let me know how you like it :)@__Nikkiiii__ try donnie darko then... it's a great movie too@__Nikkiiii__ fuck ya!!! American Psycho is an AWESOME move!!!@__Nikkiiii__ lol...like all the chicks are crying at the end of E.T. and your hiding under the blankets?@__Nikkiiii__ but if you want scary scary... try 'american psycho' or 'donnie darko'@__Nikkiiii__ OR 'evil dead 2'... sort of the same sort of funny horror flick@__Nikkiiii__ E.T. scares you? wtf?!?! E.T. was so cute... lol... whata weirdo@__Nikkiiii__ scary AND funny... then go with 're-animator'... it's both :)@__Nikkiiii__ what sort of movie's do you like? horror? comedies?@__Nikkiiii__ haha... that sounds about right@__Nikkiiii__ lol... how much of last night do you remember?@__Nikkiiii__ lol... rough morning after a hard night at the office? you were doing good till them last 4 shots... lol... then you were done
6/14
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ OHHHHH SHIT!!!! I just saw that was your sister i was poking fun at... lol... sorry :)@__Nikkiiii__ she was just a big ole faker... lol... bet she's not even prego and is just fat & had to fart@__Nikkiiii__ lol... you call it a baby i call it a vagina tumor
6/13
2014
@HippieProblemz i would have let you drive
6/12
2014
@AubreeJMartin hahaha... I saw ths cat on the butt snapchat & busted out laughing... which made everyone wanna know what I was looking at@__Nikkiiii__ :slapdick@__Nikkiiii__ come on..lol... you know me well enough to know I wouldnt say if it was...lol... your gonna have to wait to get it & see then@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i'll take credit for it if no one else does :D
6/11
2014
@jimcramer @phemale61 haha... is that a perm?Flew to colorado last weekend to ski @Arapahoe_Basin & had the time of my life! now back home... boooo to reality http://t.co/n9lOjHq43o
6/9
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ @Ivy__MFC obviously... lol.. creep is probably stroking it in his mom's basement as we speak thinking "I showed her!"@__Nikkiiii__ @Ivy__MFC can't figure out if he hates women cause mommy didn't hold him enough as a child.. lol. or if daddy held him to much@__Nikkiiii__ dig the new proile pic btw :)@__Nikkiiii__ did you turn this wet fart down in another life or something?@__Nikkiiii__ stick the turd nugget on block and report him... twitter will suspend his accountahhhhhh......finally home and stretching out on the couchNever fails...lol... always the last gate at the airport terminal... lol... do these airlines even use the 1st 20 gates?
6/8
2014
Made it to the top of A-Basin today #summerskiboner http://t.co/GTYzM8aCIg@__Nikkiiii__ I've never gotten ppl that need others to be miserable before they can be happy... those ppl baffle the fuck outta mewhats with all the miserable fucking people? First hint someone's doing good & having fun and they freak out and become dicks
6/7
2014
This skiing in june thing is pretty bad ass! http://t.co/59h8ceISvI
6/6
2014
Stuck in Denver traffic... which still beats being in chicago right now
6/5
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ i got one word to say about a summer break.... lol... chicago :)@__Nikkiiii__ how's your day going sugar tits? sounded like the last cpl days have been getting to yatomorrow i'll be skiing A-basin in Colorado for the last weekend of the ski season!!! #fuckyeah
6/4
2014
Just did my good deed for the month...lol... so now i'm golden and can act like a dick the rest of the month@__Nikkiiii__ i don't know how well i would fit in with your new home decor... lol... but i'd be the funest damn couch you ever had :D@__Nikkiiii__ you could get a couch.... lol... or sit on my {insert body part of your liking}So day... you're gonna be like that huh? #fuckyoubitchassday@ComEd surprisingly it only went out for about 30 but its back on now.... if it happens again i'll DM it to you@apstewart dude...lol... seriously! Ive never lived in a area that losses power as much as this... we lose it at least 6-7 times a yearWtf??? @ComEd is at it again... a beautiful day and a power outage... gotta love living like its the 19th century with this company
6/3
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ and wtf? don;t these people have a date they have to be out by? gimme an address... lol... i'll move them out myself@__Nikkiiii__ fat lot of good it does me... lol... i had to do my own damn laundry today... lol... so unfair :P@__Nikkiiii__ here... lol... have a dick slap to make sure you don't forget me :slapdick@__Nikkiiii__ well... kick them out already woman! i mean shessssh,,, how rude are they to keep me from my nikki titties ;)@__Nikkiiii__ frustrated? with?@JessicaLapin69 booze? seems to take care of some of my freinds problems
6/2
2014
Omg...lol... sometimes it just doesnt pay to leave your house #idiotscomeoutwhenitswarn
5/31
2014
OH MY GOD 😂 http://t.co/njm6SL9YnW
Retweeted by me@sugaronme11 lol... well unconsume yourself and get on cam and do a double anal fisting show for me sugar tits ;)
5/30
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ just spotted your name change & went back and read you're last few posts.... wtf! what a bunch of taint licking douchebags!
5/29
2014
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