The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Punching a wall of shattered glass would be a more enjoyable experience than dealing with Stooge Corp IT. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ ━┻
Stooge Corp’s latest innovation: CorporateITImplementedAsAMarkovChainAsAService 😕🔫
@viticci Hello, friend.
In which case, you only have one problem: men. 😞 https://t.co/f14f2fbVn7
.@hotdogsladies I don’t stream on Shabbos, so only two to seven more viewings for me.
TIL C-Net still exists https://t.co/ScX3m6cVwQ@DentedMeat too soonJoking aside, it is truly scary how much these companies are collecting on us w/o consent. Data = Power https://t.co/UiUZWBziVpWhat if @marcoarment pulled Peace b/c @verge threatened to release their tracking history showing he secretly uses Android devices?😱 #BigAd#TrumpIsVery@jessiechar … and when are they appropriately invasive?.@MaxTemkin @hotdogsladies erm. Soo, you realize you used a non-optimal TextExpander shortcut, right? #VanHœt
Somehow I'm not surprised. 😝 https://t.co/vqdJTl1OZpSaint Viticci in action. https://t.co/GtTqXA78XQ@imyke Sorry to hear that, but we’re so happy to have you back!!@ezystory TIL that 3DTouch’ing the GruberRing is not covered under AppleCare+. @tofias@tofias @CPolepeddi Indeed! I feel SO ALIVE!Where is the dancing Eddy? I WAS PROMISED DANCING EDDY!!!@MKPinNYC OMG! You did it!! YOU CRACKED THE CODE!! 😱 @askvirginia@tofias Indeed. This can’t be a coincidence. @gruber @pschiller http://t.co/IK6Fi0hguv@askvirginia \oo/ O_o \oo/smile, @jdalrymple! you’re on the live stream!
“focus our talent and investments in areas where we have differentiation and potential for growth…” https://t.co/1xzwXfMpVQ
@ismh “Do not eat.”
.@danbenjamin Wait. What was the question?
.@ttscoff thanks! ☺️
@siracusa @dmoren TIL there is an emoji for “silently being judged by the @siracusa”@epizirco @jsnell indeed! That one gets style points for the most delightfully unexpected Stan cameo.@jsnell Stan’s best cameo to date? My vote says yes.@jsnell Excelsior!Anyone heard if there will be a Beard Bash or live @thetalkshow during WWDC week this year? // @gruber @jdalrymple.@imyke cue flashback to @jdalrymple’s BeardBash ‘13 in 3… 2… 1… http://t.co/nOZ672gNbR
@BenjaminBrooks you forgot the most important step: Sets lake on fire.
@hotdogsladies roll for initiative. @moiseschiu @imyke@hotdogsladies *ding!* @moiseschiu @imyke@moiseschiu @imyke wait, I thought they were a hockey team? /ducks.@chockenberry I will not click link I will not click link I will not cli… 😬 <clicks link> 🙈 😑 😮 😅 👍🏻@BenjaminBrooks eek. sorry if my tweet opened a can of worms.It's like the B&B podcast never went off the air. @shawnblanc @BenjaminBrooks http://t.co/wfyPlNcdJb
Missing that trip to SF makes it feel more like SnubSnubDC 😢