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Entrepreneur, maverick and all around fun guy. Always happy to meet new peeps and love money, travel, jewelry and great food!

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Joined Twitter 8/4/13


Sure the Empire is evil, but nobody is talking about the extremely violent Rebel Alliance.
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8/20
2017
Had dinner with me ex. Hard to swallow that she's married but happy for her. Time to work on me for a change
8/19
2017
@LinzStanley Because I'm the real Linz Stanley!
8/18
2017
2 years ago I was recovering from major surgery to save me from cancer, as hard as things are, I'm still here today hoping for the bestIt's a sad day in medicine when a med school dropout self diagnosed the last obstacle to medical care. Need better Drs here!
8/16
2017
@LinzStanley Looking good @LinzStanley seems like your doing good after your surgery right?
8/15
2017
Enchanted https://t.co/Ybfo5kI6Nd
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8/14
2017
This is how the Titanic sank https://t.co/Z8oMuciLii
Retweeted by the BankTwo years ago I was rushed to the hospital, dying and bleeding internally - Drs were pessimistic that I'd even survive. Well I'm still here!I want to customize my new ride. Any suggestions? https://t.co/Rg1FFvNq71
8/13
2017
Happy to beat the cancer in me. Got a 2nd lease on life. Now to settle some old scores and enjoy the life I have left!Bae: i just want the world Me: man, here 😒 https://t.co/pp61dC1dTf
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8/12
2017
This was so me this morning. Smh I can be an evil bastard at times https://t.co/QxyGls1HMIFear and suspicion won’t help us live together. We have to cultivate warm-heartedness.
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8/8
2017
Wow if they couldn't make it, who can? https://t.co/gPVP7SvVHU
8/7
2017
Watch this you'll be glad you did. Guardians Inferno featuring @DavidHasselhoff https://t.co/wuWiZdJb7j
Retweeted by the Bank @karengillan @DavidHasselhoff This was soooo awesome! You were so great in this @karengillan it's gonna be stuck in… https://t.co/XmMdwvpAF7It's amazing how a majority of my friends are married and pregnant, then ask me why I haven't knocked up a chick. Easy I like my money...
8/6
2017
Hahah so true https://t.co/Lhkhv594uWDo you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/SizlX6xCQQ
8/4
2017
Now if they are from the north side you are out of luck lmao https://t.co/Rxq7dlquPT
8/3
2017
Spaceballs https://t.co/Hw3WAHK1pX
Retweeted by the Bank @LinzStanley Lol no worries. I do respect what you and all cosplayers who havego thru with stuff like this. Mad respect for y'all @LinzStanley Awww? I guess lol. Must be the times we live in. Glad I'm single @LinzStanley Lmao how often do you get this?
8/2
2017
@Alexandriathred Idk but it's cool that your bday is 1 day before mine lol. I'll be in Las Vegas the weekend before.If the White House were the Enterprise, they'd be issuing red uniforms to most staff members by now.
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8/1
2017
Today in 1965, Lyndon B. Johnson signed Medicare & Medicaid into law. We must strengthen and expand, not slash, the… https://t.co/kjbaIYPJKP
Retweeted by the Bank @SarahEMcBride was reading yahoo and this caught my eye! You are everywhere now lol keep up the good work! https://t.co/2yA9GcucCX
7/31
2017
Millennials are the worst https://t.co/FOMbsmFLAv
Retweeted by the Bank @taymatosoup What did you get? @DinaMeyer Haha so you are the reason the day got hotter than predicted... good show @DinaMeyer next time we will h… https://t.co/nQekvlXnOG
7/30
2017
Did you hear that President Trump was injured today? It's true. He blew out his reince priebus.
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7/29
2017
@DinaMeyer That is the best way to get up this morning! Thank you @DinaMeyer for making our hearts race! Now shoot a couple of round for us!Sometimes #Virgo waste too much time to think about someone who don't even think about them.
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7/27
2017
@LinzStanley Lived* loved too, but lived* @LinzStanley Lol yup I loved vicariously thru your IG!
7/24
2017
Just a warning to all. Never buy from @MercedesBenz @realDonaldTrump was right they just know how to rip you off! @MercedesBenz you'll should warn people about your fluff warranty policies. Buy a luxury vehicle with coverage and nothing is covered!That's all we want in our ladies! https://t.co/K3HR4jlttc
7/19
2017
The work of two of the greatest Renaissance artists, and how the rivalry between them helped to transform Rome https://t.co/28xmCWe3AV
Retweeted by the BankThe tits game https://t.co/BHgZtBdSKF
Retweeted by the Bank @taymatosoup Congrats!
7/18
2017
@SarahEMcBride I think that the shirt got it right!Long day today, met a cool Russian gal, made some nice teeth and planned a weekend in Vegas. Life is goodOne of the greatest feelings is knowing you made someone smile.
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7/16
2017
Of all things, #Virgo want to feel worthy.
Retweeted by the Bank @taymatosoup I thought this would make you laugh! https://t.co/59UTz8Yqs9I'm a better person when I'm drunk, cause I actually express myself fully. If we are cool I love you, if we got issues then fix it bitch lolMe lecturing my friends @JoshJaffery @crazyfrankie56 about women lmao https://t.co/BWDoLqxCfXNaked Gun https://t.co/cssDF1T1hQ
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7/14
2017
San Jose is nice but very little nightlife. Looking forward to San Fran tomorrowOne of my favorite episodes of all time 😍😌 https://t.co/IhmoSjbTKt
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7/13
2017
POTUS-proofing your company https://t.co/pXOWzNp1Qg
Retweeted by the Bank @SarahEMcBride Wait wait wait it's all about California, now for incorporating, hands down it's all about Delaware lol @JoshJaffery looks like we could become smugglers in the new order lol https://t.co/cCnrQEVv2q @JoshJaffery @crazyfrankie56 @PoshPeony this is so me! https://t.co/wnOQOPoTxPIn a Morgan Freeman voice over, and this was the beginning of the end of our civilization... https://t.co/aUzYIZC4V9
7/12
2017
@taymatosoup It's so overrated
7/11
2017
Welp https://t.co/yF0nLObzvM
Retweeted by the Bank @DinaMeyer You are gonna make a buff Romulan senator @DinaMeyer lol and gave me a ton of motivation to keep going to the gym. Thank you!
7/10
2017
@taymatosoup I did this after my break up lol https://t.co/Krp84rynSMDrinking alone all night can be boring unless you have a hobby. I go to bars and do fake proposals on couples. Very entertaining 50% lol
7/9
2017
Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says “Free Hugs” 2. Whisper during the hug, “it’s $50 to let go”
Retweeted by the BankBefore you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?
Retweeted by the Bank @LinzStanley You are great in what ever you do. You just get better and better as time goes by, like fine wine.
7/4
2017
"Don't listen to the fake news, the Empire is doing great things" https://t.co/iYCg99SjhG
Retweeted by the Bank @AmberLily I knew it! Haha I didn't but I guessed. Ok I imagined but now have confirmation of your dress habit lol
7/2
2017
"What are you doing this summer?" me: https://t.co/H0kFkZKkTX
Retweeted by the Bank @JennVegas What gym is this happening at? I'll drop by since I'm in vegasMade it to Las Vegas! Now to close some business deals @taymatosoup Go to the Getty @aspenbrooksxxx Well I'm sure you will have a busy social calendar here in Vegas.July is here and the regal ruby rules! Fall in love with this ring designed by AG, featuring a heart-shaped ruby su… https://t.co/llYlSk2K0B
Retweeted by the Bank @_boothangg But you had an awesome night! So jealousWho going to Vegas with my best friend! The Bros are coming back to town!
7/1
2017
@taymatosoup Stop blaming yourself. It's like stop hitting yourself when your siblings torment you as a kid. Then just be awesome
6/25
2017
When you're driving and every light is green https://t.co/Y9hqUQ4oIl
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6/24
2017

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