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His last two books were brilliant, often quoted masterpieces. Excited by the prospect of another. the anniversary of Freddie Mercury's death, I remember one of the times I adjusted my tie the most smugly.
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@Bacony_ghost There is banter where I work but if a line is crossed we all know we can voice a request to stop and it will.I'm fund raising for shelter with a Christmas tune. Check it out! Only 50p!
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@thecurlz The phone?@thecurlz Everything OK? I phoned before the weekend and spoke to Marilyn.Civil Service will be half of 2010 figure by 2020. IMHO Civil Servants are loyal employees who have had 1% pay increase per year since 2010.5,000+ votes! - 8pm, Terry's Train of Thought, every Tuesday on @PenwithRadioIf you're in Falmouth tomorrow get along to Dolly's Cafe in Falmouth for Telltales at 7.30pm. If not listen to me at will be reading a short story in Falmouth tomorrow at the same time as broadcasting on @PenwithRadio. The wonder of mp3s.Mark Haddon on writing #CuriousIncident
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Jeffwni Ah, you picked up on the extra special vibe I send out.@Jeffwni Ha ha! Not a chance, I'll give you honest feedback from the kids but I love 'em! :-)They could probably say the same about Stevie G. Excellent! Mrs L is particularly curious :-)"2, 3, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clock rock! 11, 13, 17 o'clock, 19 o'clock rock!” Bill Haley in his prime.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Jeffwni Good cop: "Help us out, please!" Bad cop: "You heard him, scumbag. Why won't you talk?" *Suspect points to Ugly cop as he cowers*
A reminder my colouring-in Advent calendar is now available to download for free!
Retweeted by Terry LanderBBQ are the only flavour worth using the energy to open, heartbroken to see they're not in @GlennyRodge's #WorldCupOfCrisps Final.I've gotta present for ya of Tottenham to let Lanzini score for the Hammers. Very sporting. #GoodGuys #SpursVilla aren't even safe when they're not playing @sstrong82 via @BBCSport@ben_cameron a little Sunday evening bump of my work. If you like it please spread that buttery good word x
Retweeted by Terry Lander@OhLookBirdies @ben_cameron I liked to think of them individually growing out of the ground like cabbages, providing thousands of jobs.The worst thing about the internet is we can celebrate every non-achievment, like the time I changed my oven element a free 'colour-me-in' advent calendar. Hello there. I'm doing this in Jan & tickets are free and everything. Wanna come?
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Big day today...level four of #FiveLevelsOfFootball - the Devon derby between @Only1Argyle and Exeter City. #COYG@ThePsyentistUK Chocolate aplenty for them.@ThePsyentistUK We've planned a very subdued Xmas food regime. Lots of veg, stock instead of gravy etc. Kids won't suffer though.
@ThePsyentistUK Very true. I've had too much taste though. Time to suffer a bit. #NoPastiesForAMonthLisa Jones, girlfriend of undercover policeman Mark Kennedy: ‘I thought I knew him better than anyone’
Retweeted by Terry Lander@ThePsyentistUK Weight loss. The other ingredients are high protein and fibre, there's sod all in pastry to get me slim. Lost a stone so far@ThePsyentistUK Well in that case, it's a pastry-less quiche.@ThePsyentistUK Omelettes are made in the frying pan, I made mine in the oven. Hang on, haven't we got better things to discuss?I was kept up by a pastry-less quiche last night. This is not how I imagined my thirties.
Brian Cant, Chaka Khan and Brian May.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI can now drink December away.A lot of hostility from people who heard that I've wrapped all of the Xmas presents. Saves doing it next month.
I don't want to make you feel bad or anything but I'm wrapping all of Mrs L's Xmas presents up tonight. Shopping=Done. #Smug@bobbyllew I'll have done a day's work by then. #NotReallyThoughGive her #blog this Xmas. I'm selling books. #Bandwagon@properjobdisco Does it direct books straight into your brain?@properjobdisco No plans as yet amigo. Is that your main source of literature these days?Yes! Colouring in Advent calendars will be available for free download some time this weekend.
Retweeted by Terry LanderInterview with Joseph Lander, a 13 year old author (and my son) as broadcast on @penwithradio via @YouTube
#HappyBirthdaySiekickSimon @sstrong82
@curiousonstage Is Curious likely to return to Cornwall in the coming years?The title 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time' is from Sherlock Holmes story 'Silver Blaze'.
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Andrew daydreams about having his novel serialised - if he can be bothered to write it
Retweeted by Terry LanderA new one coming soon! May launch it next weekend, for the impatient :)
Retweeted by Terry LanderADVERT afternoon reading @Lyvit @MooseAllain I like to ‘launch’ my tweets, like some sort of spaceship. In space, nobody can hear you retweet
Retweeted by Terry Lander@investor_bod @MooseAllain @Lyvit Mine are unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@MooseAllain @Lyvit My early tweeting was the stuff of juvenilia, my mid-period stuff=well-received, I am now blocked left, right&centre...
Retweeted by Terry LanderHow does everyone refer to their Tweets once they're sent? @MooseAllain understandably doesn't like published...are yours trodden in?@investor_bod @MooseAllain I like to think of mine as 'hatched'.@Lyvit @MooseAllain My tweets are 'unveiled'.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@MooseAllain I'd have to agree with that :)@MooseAllain Sorry, forgot the #BoringTweetAlert hashtag.@MooseAllain Technically Tweets are published as they're made available for public consumption."Eh oh - me, me you're looking for? *Giggle* " - Lionel Richtubby @ThePsyentistUK My ballet teacher made Liberace look like Vinny JonesGood morning all you Christophers
Retweeted by Terry LanderDolphins are very cliquey.
Retweeted by Terry Lander"Geoffrey, what's the name of that dinosaur they found millions of all under one roof?" "It's called toysaurus." "Toysaurus?" "Toysaurus"
Retweeted by Terry Lander@dan_089 Ah, now the new hole in that wall makes sense@taylertoons @ThePsyentistUK I'll have you know I'm very masculine. My ballet teacher said so.@dan_089 Are you still there?
Feel unnecessarily Christmassy at the start of November…
Retweeted by Terry Lander@ThePsyentistUK @taylertoons @HealeyCartoons There's me hanging about with cartoon royalty. Ta v. much!
@Jeffwni It's a brilliant idea, the pics are fantastic. Well worth £60 but that would involve selling a child which is the opposite.@Jeffwni Done :-)I've just donated to @BBCCiN and helped change the lives of children & young people in the UK. You can too! #CiN Ha ha! Right, the frames must have cost you something. Bat, Spidey and Darth - £15 the lot? Does that cover your costs + donation?@Jeffwni I'm in too deep now. Just seen Darth Pudsey. How do I pay?@Jeffwni SHIT. Just seen Spider Pudsey. Gah. Can't choose. If you say a tenner is too little it'd help me out a BUNCH.@Jeffwni Just seen this, cracking idea! Would you take reduced rates on Bat-Pudsey? Must be worth a tenner for a signed, unframed version?Prediction: Spain 2-3 England #SpavEng@dan_089 I'll stay out late then.@TheDelovely @_Cantus Totes. I'm on your side, amigos.@_Cantus @TheDelovely @MrPage303 Woah. Just lightening the mood. Don't be cranky.@MrPage303 @_Cantus Same with @TheDelovely but nobody listens to us. We're like the uncool step-parents.@_Cantus @TheDelovely You both look great as you are. Don't go changin'.Children in Need is a very worthy cause but I'm watching the charity match with Carrick and Smalling on ITV. #Bless #SpavEng@dan_089 Are you out tomorrow?PHIL JONES. Just because Mars sponsor the England team, doesn't mean you have to support them by using their products. #EngvSpa
Another way of looking at The Lego Movie is that the dad spent HIS OWN CASH making an AMAZING CITY and his son kept MESSING IT UP.
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe Simpsons invented the iPod in '96! This is from 'Bart after dark'. Granted it's an intercom but my point stands.
...and Newcastle and Norwich and Southampton. Tickets and so on at
Retweeted by Terry LanderI will be doing Christmas shows in Brighton and Birmingham and Cardiff and Exeter and Glasgow and Leeds and London and Manchester...
Retweeted by Terry LanderIs us? Find out at 6pm.
@cyberdonkey @MrPage303 Ha ha!@cyberdonkey @MrPage303 C= 2π Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?@MrPage303 @cyberdonkey Happy to help @mrpage303 Pi squared?
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