He who would trade liberty for security deserves great customer service
Our new boss has just asked us to search our system for any “journalists" who have used the phrase “small hands” — this could take a while.
If Trump wins, I'm moving to Honalee.
We’ve doubled our searches for your data in 2 years — your tax dollars hard at work! https://t.co/sflJHdZkzE
#BRB Off to the Genius Bar with a quick question!
@cnyr3bel Agent R3bel, Can you hold off faxing? Our machine's out of ink!
You better watch out! You better not cry You better not pout We're telling you why We just intercepted Santa’s list https://t.co/B3ugXDqhLJWe see you when you're sleeping We know when you're awake We know if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!We're making a list Checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice In our database — no gift, no dice The NSA is coming to town!
We're counting down hours until the deadline to end bulk collection of U.S. phone call data https://t.co/g2SZnnggdP 😭😫😱😩😭
@asshurtmacfags depends how we edit the tape ;)
Too late. We were unbelievably bored looking thru your hard drive “@_cypherpunks_: I don't want the NSA to know that I have nothing to hide"
Trust us. Use this. We'd never abuse our power ;) http://t.co/tfuFFl3wDP
@Samurai_Lucy Ohai Agent Lucy.
@jonronson Don't worry. We already looked in there. It's just a mouse.
Thanks to the USA Freedom Act we have the freedom to collect data on your calls again http://t.co/toiGG44VEe
W00t. Just got another 60 days!!! #FreedomAct
URGENT: Call 1-920-END-4-215 and tell YOUR lawmaker how awesome you think mass surveillance is!A Sunset Is A Beautiful Thing http://t.co/4ikVtvImE3
#ifthepatriotactexpires http://t.co/m5boZridci#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/QSBYWgw9APWe can neither confirm or deny the existence of PRISM. http://t.co/YwgnK1DoOJ Cc. @MatthewKeysLiveWe are drowning in information http://t.co/AihfF2PYBP#IfThePatriotActExpires: ISIS, Hellfire, Doom!!! https://t.co/gifBXZf9EV#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/IHeslQxGdb http://t.co/rEB2sMSOav#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/xAkB8Nbd9z @seanbonner @m67smith No wonder we were getting poor search results when we used #Silverlake as a selector. Thanks for the tip Agent Bonner!Nope “@CassandraRules: You’re Kidding, Right? #NSA Chief Calls for ‘Open, Reliable, Safe’ Internet http://t.co/LoegPAQePO”
Anyone want to buy some high capacity hard drives? We have a building full of them we no longer have (legal) use for http://t.co/bIZuwQRYpT
.@EFF We're above the law. https://t.co/mb23fIterT
@allshiny lol. sorry about that <3