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Err, yeah, sorry about that. Hang tight, brb, we’ve got our top people on it. https://t.co/vFvt0aQGP5

Our new boss has just asked us to search our system for any “journalists" who have used the phrase “small hands” — this could take a while.

https://t.co/ySCIMljtxq

👁 A walking tour of New York’s massive #surveillance network https://t.co/fJrg03djEs

@FuxNet @APT1337 @musalbas @aaronbarr @DoubleJake Indeed 🔭📹📷👀

If Trump wins, I'm moving to Honalee.

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. https://t.co/ppOzOSEHMZ
Retweeted by PRISM US GovNo, no, @realDonaldTrump: the whole idea is that *we* get *their* emails.

@neonheretic so are we. #protip you could use a little more bran 😜

We’ve doubled our searches for your data in 2 years — your tax dollars hard at work! https://t.co/sflJHdZkzE

.@0xUID Very!

#BRB Off to the Genius Bar with a quick question!

#SB50: Land of the Free™* *Terms and conditions may apply https://t.co/l3bLLf6iI8

@cnyr3bel Agent R3bel, Can you hold off faxing? Our machine's out of ink!

We've just posted our Civil Liberties and Privacy Reports — because we support both #jk https://t.co/OOr7MoBVcx

@MyTinehNimjeh Yes, hello. $100k seems reasonable. Who do we make the check out to? Oh wait, we already know that. Cc @occbaystreet @suqdiq

You better watch out! You better not cry You better not pout We're telling you why We just intercepted Santa’s list https://t.co/B3ugXDqhLJWe see you when you're sleeping We know when you're awake We know if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!We're making a list Checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice In our database — no gift, no dice The NSA is coming to town!

.@Snowden Dude, do you have to spoil all our fun? @_Cryptosphere Yes. Sorry about that. Enjoyed the @VanityFair story (and your nudes!) btw ;)

Seems our friends over at #GCHQ have some job openings https://t.co/w9xOFsoBcK

We're counting down hours until the deadline to end bulk collection of U.S. phone call data https://t.co/g2SZnnggdP 😭😫😱😩😭

Pretty much! https://t.co/564oi0Cf1w.@Snowden Hey Ed, Nice to see you on Twitter. What you up to today? Send photos 😜👀📷📹🔭 #FF @Snowden 🔭📹📷👀

@asshurtmacfags depends how we edit the tape ;)

@MyTinehNimjeh @crookedkingEd @MrBeagleman @BradMossEsq @ninaism @wikileaks awesome isn't it?

Loving this new auto redact font! http://t.co/jxmQh8M6Iu http://t.co/r6LgofHCjs

@jeffreycarr @ashleymadison fortunately our employees don't need accounts since we can easily see who's married but up for it ;) #winning

@MyTinehNimjeh has anyone ever told you what a great collection of memes and nudes you have on your hard drive? #kudos

Too late. We were unbelievably bored looking thru your hard drive “@_cypherpunks_: I don't want the NSA to know that I have nothing to hide"

Trust us. Use this. We'd never abuse our power ;) http://t.co/tfuFFl3wDP

An inside look at one of the most awesome programs of mass surveillance in human history: http://t.co/y4uQJtYuYC http://t.co/vtSQgELNiy

We <3 #cookies https://t.co/62iT9XogIV http://t.co/xOORos0LqP

@MatthewKeysLive oops, sorry about that. having issues with our malware. @evacide @Bruce_Schneier well, we're all for going in the backdoor ;)

@FuxNet Ditto :D @blackplans @SuitsandSpooks @MyTinehNimjeh where should we send the check? also, please provide fully completed w-9.

@DeathparadeNL Your secret is safe with us ;) cc. @Samurai_Lucy @anonycast @YourAnonNews @anonycast @Samurai_Lucy @YourAnonNews Yes, hello, we can confirm Agent Lucy is one of our own ;) @Samurai_Lucy Yes, please, Agent Lucy. We hear he needs a security detail at #SuitsAndSpooks ;)

@stewartsmith @ioerror moar dick pix plz. @Samurai_Lucy Yes. Please log in and log IRC as usual.

@Samurai_Lucy Ohai Agent Lucy.

@jonronson Don't worry. We already looked in there. It's just a mouse.

Are we transcribing your phone calls? Maybe!?! http://t.co/bEuH9Icss4 http://t.co/5yv1UFx1Qy

Thanks to the USA Freedom Act we have the freedom to collect data on your calls again http://t.co/toiGG44VEe

W00t. Just got another 60 days!!! #FreedomAct

.@PRISM_NSA Only a fool thinks this has stopped.
Retweeted by PRISM US GovLe sigh https://t.co/MlZeKRwBzm#PatriotAct https://t.co/BxaMSH5S6cOur office right now https://t.co/XhHzHVRrDYhttps://t.co/d2ylOi8Dt1

URGENT: Call 1-920-END-4-215 and tell YOUR lawmaker how awesome you think mass surveillance is!A Sunset Is A Beautiful Thing http://t.co/4ikVtvImE3

#ifthepatriotactexpires http://t.co/m5boZridci#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/QSBYWgw9APWe can neither confirm or deny the existence of PRISM. http://t.co/YwgnK1DoOJ Cc. @MatthewKeysLiveWe are drowning in information http://t.co/AihfF2PYBP#IfThePatriotActExpires: ISIS, Hellfire, Doom!!! https://t.co/gifBXZf9EV#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/IHeslQxGdb http://t.co/rEB2sMSOav#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/xAkB8Nbd9z @seanbonner @m67smith No wonder we were getting poor search results when we used #Silverlake as a selector. Thanks for the tip Agent Bonner!Nope “@CassandraRules: You’re Kidding, Right? #NSA Chief Calls for ‘Open, Reliable, Safe’ Internet http://t.co/LoegPAQePO”

.@seanbonner the conversations we overheard you overhear on the streets of Silverlake today are amazing. #meta #datahttp://t.co/aDTxnMrPf5

Anyone want to buy some high capacity hard drives? We have a building full of them we no longer have (legal) use for http://t.co/bIZuwQRYpT

Has @RandPaul stopped talking yet? Asking for a friend. @kaepora Yes. No problem. Agent @Shm00pRL is on his way over with coffee and donuts.

Shit! We wondered where we'd left our copy of @Greg_Palast's Best Democracy Money Can Buy — Oops!!! http://t.co/qV41P2VXVlHuge thanks to Agent @kaepora for manning our booth. http://t.co/9Za8KNuTcp

.@EFF We're above the law. https://t.co/mb23fIterT

True story bro ;) RT “@ringoffireradio: RFK, Jr.: The NSA Knows Everything About You http://t.co/o1Qi6kB386” @postessive yep. #reported

@allshiny lol. sorry about that <3

We lol'd RT @BobTheSuit: I'm not worried about people seeing my search history because I end all my searches with "asking for a friend." @subverzo yes, hello. @trevortimm Well, we did know you we're going on vacation ahead of time. Loved the holiday photos btw ;)