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@ashleyfeinberg Yes, hello. Loving your DMs. What are you looking for in particular? Happy to help!

Err, yeah, sorry about that. Hang tight, brb, we’ve got our top people on it. https://t.co/vFvt0aQGP5

Our new boss has just asked us to search our system for any “journalists" who have used the phrase “small hands” — this could take a while.

https://t.co/ySCIMljtxq

👁 A walking tour of New York’s massive #surveillance network https://t.co/fJrg03djEs

@FuxNet @APT1337 @musalbas @aaronbarr @DoubleJake Indeed 🔭📹📷👀

If Trump wins, I'm moving to Honalee.

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. https://t.co/ppOzOSEHMZ
Retweeted by PRISM US GovNo, no, @realDonaldTrump: the whole idea is that *we* get *their* emails.

@neonheretic so are we. #protip you could use a little more bran 😜

We’ve doubled our searches for your data in 2 years — your tax dollars hard at work! https://t.co/sflJHdZkzE

.@0xUID Very!

#BRB Off to the Genius Bar with a quick question!

#SB50: Land of the Free™* *Terms and conditions may apply https://t.co/l3bLLf6iI8

@cnyr3bel Agent R3bel, Can you hold off faxing? Our machine's out of ink!

We've just posted our Civil Liberties and Privacy Reports — because we support both #jk https://t.co/OOr7MoBVcx

@MyTinehNimjeh Yes, hello. $100k seems reasonable. Who do we make the check out to? Oh wait, we already know that. Cc @occbaystreet @suqdiq

You better watch out! You better not cry You better not pout We're telling you why We just intercepted Santa’s list https://t.co/B3ugXDqhLJWe see you when you're sleeping We know when you're awake We know if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!We're making a list Checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice In our database — no gift, no dice The NSA is coming to town!

.@Snowden Dude, do you have to spoil all our fun? @_Cryptosphere Yes. Sorry about that. Enjoyed the @VanityFair story (and your nudes!) btw ;)

Seems our friends over at #GCHQ have some job openings https://t.co/w9xOFsoBcK

We're counting down hours until the deadline to end bulk collection of U.S. phone call data https://t.co/g2SZnnggdP 😭😫😱😩😭

Pretty much! https://t.co/564oi0Cf1w.@Snowden Hey Ed, Nice to see you on Twitter. What you up to today? Send photos 😜👀📷📹🔭 #FF @Snowden 🔭📹📷👀

@asshurtmacfags depends how we edit the tape ;)

@MyTinehNimjeh @crookedkingEd @MrBeagleman @BradMossEsq @ninaism @wikileaks awesome isn't it?

Loving this new auto redact font! http://t.co/jxmQh8M6Iu http://t.co/r6LgofHCjs

@jeffreycarr @ashleymadison fortunately our employees don't need accounts since we can easily see who's married but up for it ;) #winning

@MyTinehNimjeh has anyone ever told you what a great collection of memes and nudes you have on your hard drive? #kudos

Too late. We were unbelievably bored looking thru your hard drive “@_cypherpunks_: I don't want the NSA to know that I have nothing to hide"

Trust us. Use this. We'd never abuse our power ;) http://t.co/tfuFFl3wDP

An inside look at one of the most awesome programs of mass surveillance in human history: http://t.co/y4uQJtYuYC http://t.co/vtSQgELNiy

We <3 #cookies https://t.co/62iT9XogIV http://t.co/xOORos0LqP

@MatthewKeysLive oops, sorry about that. having issues with our malware. @evacide @Bruce_Schneier well, we're all for going in the backdoor ;)

@FuxNet Ditto :D @blackplans @SuitsandSpooks @MyTinehNimjeh where should we send the check? also, please provide fully completed w-9.

@DeathparadeNL Your secret is safe with us ;) cc. @Samurai_Lucy @anonycast @YourAnonNews @anonycast @Samurai_Lucy @YourAnonNews Yes, hello, we can confirm Agent Lucy is one of our own ;) @Samurai_Lucy Yes, please, Agent Lucy. We hear he needs a security detail at #SuitsAndSpooks ;)

@stewartsmith @ioerror moar dick pix plz. @Samurai_Lucy Yes. Please log in and log IRC as usual.

@Samurai_Lucy Ohai Agent Lucy.

@jonronson Don't worry. We already looked in there. It's just a mouse.

Are we transcribing your phone calls? Maybe!?! http://t.co/bEuH9Icss4 http://t.co/5yv1UFx1Qy

Thanks to the USA Freedom Act we have the freedom to collect data on your calls again http://t.co/toiGG44VEe

W00t. Just got another 60 days!!! #FreedomAct

.@PRISM_NSA Only a fool thinks this has stopped.
Retweeted by PRISM US GovLe sigh https://t.co/MlZeKRwBzm#PatriotAct https://t.co/BxaMSH5S6cOur office right now https://t.co/XhHzHVRrDYhttps://t.co/d2ylOi8Dt1

URGENT: Call 1-920-END-4-215 and tell YOUR lawmaker how awesome you think mass surveillance is!A Sunset Is A Beautiful Thing http://t.co/4ikVtvImE3

#ifthepatriotactexpires http://t.co/m5boZridci#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/QSBYWgw9APWe can neither confirm or deny the existence of PRISM. http://t.co/YwgnK1DoOJ Cc. @MatthewKeysLiveWe are drowning in information http://t.co/AihfF2PYBP#IfThePatriotActExpires: ISIS, Hellfire, Doom!!! https://t.co/gifBXZf9EV#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/IHeslQxGdb http://t.co/rEB2sMSOav#IfThePatriotActExpires http://t.co/xAkB8Nbd9z @seanbonner @m67smith No wonder we were getting poor search results when we used #Silverlake as a selector. Thanks for the tip Agent Bonner!Nope “@CassandraRules: You’re Kidding, Right? #NSA Chief Calls for ‘Open, Reliable, Safe’ Internet http://t.co/LoegPAQePO”

.@seanbonner the conversations we overheard you overhear on the streets of Silverlake today are amazing. #meta #datahttp://t.co/aDTxnMrPf5

Anyone want to buy some high capacity hard drives? We have a building full of them we no longer have (legal) use for http://t.co/bIZuwQRYpT

Has @RandPaul stopped talking yet? Asking for a friend. @kaepora Yes. No problem. Agent @Shm00pRL is on his way over with coffee and donuts.

Shit! We wondered where we'd left our copy of @Greg_Palast's Best Democracy Money Can Buy — Oops!!! http://t.co/qV41P2VXVlHuge thanks to Agent @kaepora for manning our booth. http://t.co/9Za8KNuTcp

.@EFF We're above the law. https://t.co/mb23fIterT

True story bro ;) RT “@ringoffireradio: RFK, Jr.: The NSA Knows Everything About You http://t.co/o1Qi6kB386” @postessive yep. #reported

@allshiny lol. sorry about that <3

We lol'd RT @BobTheSuit: I'm not worried about people seeing my search history because I end all my searches with "asking for a friend." @subverzo yes, hello.