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joris ๐Ÿ‰ @saintjoris my subconscious

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Joined Twitter 6/13/15


Kid after gym class: " YO WTF SOMEONE STOLE MY PHONE!" The dude that stole it: https://t.co/RxSNXkN7WW
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰white people will sit on the edge of a fucking cliff but itโ€™s sitting next to a muslim on the tube that scares themโ€ฆ https://t.co/ejcQKyKn8b
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰When youโ€™re sleepy but you still wanna talk to that one person, so each time they text, you reply and sleep for awhโ€ฆ https://t.co/k40YD6t6yD
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @Dwayne_102 https://t.co/tiUIOhh7z0
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Charge it to the game https://t.co/vW1L8LKgGm
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @isabelfulla I like reddit but the people on there are so wierdteacher: discuss the question with the person next to u me and the person: https://t.co/tyaZjqR1V8
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰This is how slavery happened https://t.co/NOMuRSLpCv
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2/18
2020
Getting some fries and dipping em in my ketchup packet ๐Ÿ˜ฉ https://t.co/XsWTt0VQos
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @nicolebloomy @NBA the only dance moves created by white people is this https://t.co/KNthhmaJQZ
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @OgaSamuel @ovokosh "Let us all open our bibles to misogynations 22 verse 3" "unto thee I say she speaketh of meโ€ฆ https://t.co/m0rvc2vxzy
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰No one's paying $250 for some Oreos https://t.co/O0ZC10lrpj
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @ima_fix_wolves kim.......... @austinmoss00 @ikilledkain @mari_falcon27 @tortafree @trey_forde I don't remember him sending negativity to peopleโ€ฆ https://t.co/oDKgqItENYcouldnโ€™t hear shit past 12000 ๐Ÿ˜“ https://t.co/s6YuxFM9n7
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @excitebikee I wonder why he's filming
2/17
2020
This nigga just said Soulja Boy Tell Em.... https://t.co/YOQuDaEaMf
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @gumiwrom @leavemealon8 k now shut up @ifyouwereafo โ€œWho did this shit?โ€ โ€œI dunno broโ€ https://t.co/DckCVyjHSe
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @coldcoochie @mayapologies @lukehobika right and they fucked "bombaclaat" up toolotta bitches wasn't hearing professor layton when he said this https://t.co/vkq4Nrs4pv
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰dawggg I hope this guy becomes a comedian when he comes out this shit too funny lmfaooo https://t.co/p7eVQVbrXr
2/16
2020
Is this real ? https://t.co/99IH47Pcic
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰son they really expected a nigga dressed like this to behave https://t.co/3xAAJvCTuM
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @cinnamongrll @theestallion HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!East https://t.co/nOKAzfK2sH @NickSpacely he cool but chill with best artist of the industry @tuhoefavorita @deathbya1000tay @Bertahxo @CNoteBoss @TheEllenShow hol up hol up, y'all asking a WHITE Celebrity toโ€ฆ https://t.co/aCuNqiDjBvSDFGHSGHFDDFGHDFGH https://t.co/rHJT04XFcI
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2/15
2020
played EAST for some bad bitches, they loved it https://t.co/uVcoYTGXup
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @TillNewHorizons man it was like 100+ plus like 2 days ago, time fliesteam snapchat ainโ€™t even message me today wtf am i doing wrong
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰When team snapchat sends you that message๐Ÿฅฐ https://t.co/gB7xR8AwQ7
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰yโ€™all donโ€™t see that damn dinosaur?! https://t.co/gxFvuSN5Ae
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰this where the flavor come from u trippin https://t.co/R3ZJ6GoEv1
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Phone so dry im testing how fast it unlocks https://t.co/y1Qde0KYUgI want whatever power this guy has on women https://t.co/aN4G0jFuLn @KevinKazi I know you didn't mean it literally but you can do it with https://t.co/7DMPvguRwx (just check my profile for proof) @RlPbrooklyn ? @enedinaornelas it's okay, it's a "edge of the earth" type of night for me https://t.co/DnxnaHQ3FBsomebody take his phone away https://t.co/9YaCX5iJ6cIs it too late to find a Valentineโ€™s Day date. I wanna go out to eat tomorrow LMAOOOO
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰โ€œInsanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Resultsโ€ - Albert Einstein https://t.co/9ebYyb1Fwg
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰i hate to brag but bruh all my live i've seen my rich white friends go to foreign ass places, let me have this flex for once*laughing in secured japan tickets* https://t.co/bMCXi3R5RT @prettyhurtsssx @KvngKyre @LymonadeLemon brother the internet is free https://t.co/fQ8jHXinZO @prettyhurtsssx @KvngKyre @LymonadeLemon the whole melody and song, he wrote it, gave it to rihanna and drake begged her to get it from her
2/14
2020
@prettyhurtsssx @KvngKyre @LymonadeLemon kanye literally co-wrote one of his first hits "find your love" @ColombianBoii11 @1888PHONESEX @ReggieOnDemand @Delejayn @1youngsoul he just wasn't credited as a feature but he waโ€ฆ https://t.co/h5v7sHY7x0 @KvngKyre @LymonadeLemon that's one song. ye produced and wrote shit for drake toome listening to frank ocean whenever i feel sad: https://t.co/AlfjH47LXc
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰AFTER HOURS THE WEEKND BOUTTA HAVE US FUCKED UP FOR VALENTINES https://t.co/tKfhVDzjVq
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰my idea of a perfect crime? Iโ€™ll show you https://t.co/jmWSPQbpXT
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @alilstupid hey is such a beautiful young fellaWow so my little brother was pissed cause I asked him to bring me my debit card to the car cause I left it & he recโ€ฆ https://t.co/uZ4Rm0UWmo
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰LOOK HOW TIRED HE IS FROM HER BULLSHIT https://t.co/3JuPjB6PlR
2/13
2020
@Ronedwards1_ @Complex https://t.co/FOabEvPigTYโ€™all bitches ainโ€™t picked up a broom all year donโ€™t start today
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Girls be like โ€œI know my worth๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฝโ€ yeah bitch $8.99 a month on OnlyFans
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Howโ€™d we let j Cole get away with this ??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/mRi9ZgmQ9i
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰This is the news we love to see ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ https://t.co/7Ur5QtfTVn
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2/12
2020
@_Concretee Itโ€™s called โ€œHygiene and Self Careโ€ https://t.co/frXvE2rL6g
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @rreteKeterr @dirtnapdragon @32nine1 @andreagoesmeow include europe schools tooCanโ€™t believe I spent 11 years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom and sometimes be told no? What the fuck
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Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @gmrodeo HAPPY BIRTHDAY MFThis that video of Drake shooting a vid in Marcy Projects but I got better audio of the song heโ€™s recording https://t.co/N46HC0Dcb2
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2/10
2020
how tf u get robbed ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ just take it back
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰why does no one talk about how anxiety and depression can give you memory loss? https://t.co/bRB5kz152ZMe tryna get women to see Iโ€™m actually a good nigga n not a man whore https://t.co/hQvEl0HqeF
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @a1icelol SERIOUSLY ? @papi_sly sexy mf, i need that hoodieThey say its a Big Rich Town..... #PowerTV #PowerFinale https://t.co/u79jaQWR3a
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2/9
2020
I love hunter schafer :D
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @cinnamongrll BITCH ME TOO @jsooont @BigPapiPena_ i knewI hate it here https://t.co/gdGnspdbxy
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @OutletAlt it is though, just not by hiphop tans @itsnotapril i want to be a funeral directorgot the nike strangelove dunks on the snkrs app, reselling for low https://t.co/mlnbJBn6Vb
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰ @Cartiverse @YESEEGHOSTS ion click this typa leak shit , nigga fuck youjust saw this bitch delete and reupload her picture on instagram 3 fucking times at 3 different times just to get tโ€ฆ https://t.co/V1HIBjyXOwit'll work one day https://t.co/oOhhCwREmNhe preachin https://t.co/CCeKkWhdAm https://t.co/R8Por1BIZ1working on getting this clean money but in the meantime, we finessin
2/8
2020
Sellin ya PS4 is the hood version of declaring bankruptcy
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Teacher: โ€œ..... blackโ€ โ€œ.... African Americanโ€ โ€œ....slavesโ€ โ€œ.... Africaโ€ https://t.co/ICA7XXZvCf
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰maybe im the problem
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰I suck @ the talking stage. 2 weeks in and Iโ€™m tryna be on this shit ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/HjXlmxc3EP
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰I canโ€™t believe a little sperm can turn into a โ€œsupport my onlyfansโ€ as bitch https://t.co/lYu8yKgZY9
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Pornhub: 18+ allowed only. Are you over the age of 18 ? Me at 14: Yes Pornhub: https://t.co/tSscCI8bGw
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰I got called a nigger on call of duty again and i said how do you know Iโ€™m black, boy gonna say i can hear your nigโ€ฆ https://t.co/ME8zh5mKb4
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰"sorry for my profile" seemed so out of place until I checked his profile LMFAOOOOOO https://t.co/6DsrgKACRldads driving to the airport at 3am for a flight at 10am https://t.co/TNsEoykgOT
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰Snoop- "Gayle on that bullshit" me- YUP!! Snoop- "why would she do this when kobe is dead and can't defend himselโ€ฆ https://t.co/lngaBV9Qd4
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰cops training to shoot unarmed black ppl https://t.co/78VPj2rQOc
Retweeted by joris ๐Ÿ‰How the fuck you keep so many secrets?iโ€™ve been ghosted by multiple women https://t.co/Xv6KGJFQG1
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2/7
2020

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