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Corrie. Welness Masseuse. Dutch Dork. #Deathsquad #churchofwhatshappeningnow #JRE

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Joined Twitter 3/15/13

@RealNagan No worries, I'm an asshat. Time to get my day really started. Cheerio! πŸ’‹ @RealNagan #prayForDickheads πŸ˜‚ Cheers! @RealNagan πŸ˜‚ Exactly! @Talk2Cleo With grown arse adults , circle jerking into each others eyes. Reality is hard to see with cum in your eyes lol
Retweeted by Cleo @RealNagan It's like you said... Mob mentally. Twitter is like a school play ground. @RealNagan Uncle Joey is absolutely one of the greatest real people on earth. I love the f*ck out of him. @RealNagan Not only that view. Also about politics (I still have no idea what the difference is w/ those parties an… @RealNagan The things people write on social media about him is totally bonkers! It's like a campaign has started… a person who loves to listen to podcasts and doesn't know anything about foreign (read USA) politics I think Jo…
Excuse me, Twitter but is it #PrayForJoeRogan time or what!? It's Friday ffs! Get hammered, get high but put poli… @GlennCarlin @FighterNtheKid @bertkreischer Not yet. Sounds great!! @Menura74 (((hug)))Lol.. Whut!? πŸ˜‚ @bigguybwfc @GlennCarlin It is all terrible!! @GlennCarlin (Psychopath) 😎
People who put kiwi on pizza are most likely psychopaths. (no need to comment. They are out there) @vester71 #Bimbam #kerkklokken Slaap lekker, G-tje ❀️Beautiful conversation #JRE #1417
Listening to Rogan doing his impression of the Queen of England has me in stitches! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ OMG @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC @MelissaSweet1_ @Skyla_Pink @TheVeganVixen @Brianb332 @TheBigDave46 @Patddfan88…
@JasinGee @MattInWinnipeg Not today. @Talk2Cleo @MattInWinnipeg Go to hell you Dutch Dork!!
Retweeted by Cleo @JasinGee @MattInWinnipeg Zzzzzz it worked. Good night. @aus_warrior @JasinGee @CassiusMorris @JasinGee @MattInWinnipeg *lays head on pillow* Keep talking, I'm almost there. @MattInWinnipeg @JasinGee Hmmm, I'm not sure how to read this.. But I'm happy to be of help. @JasinGee @MattInWinnipeg I am trying to help our Canadian friend! You are not helpful! @MattInWinnipeg You might wanna talk to @JasinGee His lack of variation in voice range during a conversation and… @vester71 πŸ˜‚ "gemist" @JasinGee @JasinGee *nose in air* @JasinGee It is beyond your comprehension. So, go be like an adolescent ignorant dumb fuck, delete your twitter ac… @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC @MelissaSweet1_ @Skyla_Pink @TheVeganVixen @Brianb332 @TheBigDave46 @Patddfan88… @TheSweetLeaf Indeed. @JasinGee Oh ffs.. @DLNY911 I'll get Google translate. @JeffreyMCollins Agree. I said the same. @HerrFactotum πŸ‘ @RonGizmo I, know, right!? @aus_warrior I know. πŸ˜‚ @DLNY911 Nope..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @TheSweetLeaf this made me think of you.
@StreetVillain Not a teacher of Latin dance in a hotel, named Charlie. πŸ˜‚ @StreetVillain I can not believe it JUST hit me what Tango Hotel Charlie is!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ OMG. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Nethandor @Charlie_Kansas πŸ˜‚ @krisjames1978 @JasinGee (cat people... I swear..)Started watching The Big Bang Theory for the 4th time. It is official. I'm a nerd.
@JasinGee There is no hope for you. @JasinGee YOU ARE A FUCKING POS!!! How dare you drag that into this!! @JasinGee Leave me alone. You are harassing me. As always. @JasinGee How about you go give them your hair so it can be used as adoption legs for the spiders. Also... Do not… @LucianaBoutox 😎🀠Idk... Looks like snakes, tigers and bears country.. *lowers hand* @RFC2321 😎I'm basically like Porter. πŸ˜‚ @krisjames1978 @bertkreischer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I actually does look like him!! @RFC2321 Dank je wel. Fijne dag!
@vester71 Italiaans volkslied @cjzisi @RonGizmo @sccart1 @palkodesigns @EmilieFlory @susanpayne26 @ruthshelton36 @apg1602 @DebbiBach @tmudder4… review of Run! Bitch Run! @RonGizmo @Talk2Cleo @sccart1 @palkodesigns @EmilieFlory…
Retweeted by Cleo @madflavor Ha! Happy New Friday, uncle Joey! ❀️ @DLNY911 @CassiusMorris @richimon1 @DBolelli @joerogan Wow! @isaacrthorne @ScreamHorrorMag @SCRMRadio @ShamsiZafar @Shriekfest @SiaraTyr @spookystephie @StregaMoonPro… @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC @MelissaSweet1_ @Skyla_Pink @TheVeganVixen @RIVER_UK6 @AceChinnAF @Charlie_Kansas… @Talk2Cleo Well I still love Cleo, and you are welcome, I was more than happy to spread the good word!
Retweeted by Cleo @JackRus44698878 πŸ’‹πŸ˜Š @RFC2321 Euh nee, alleen op zondag werk ik niet. @RFC2321 Ha! Nee, twee losse achter elkaar. Morgen echter... Oops. πŸ˜‚ @RFC2321 Hahahaha goedenavond Ik heb nog 2 massages opstaan voor vanavond. @RFC2321 Goedemiddag! @krisjames1978 I know, but I guess I didn't really realised it. πŸ˜‚
@RFC2321 Dankjewel! @RFC2321 Graag. Hahaha, ben net thuis van zelf massages geven. πŸ˜‚ @JasinGee @JackRus44698878 (he is such a snitching RAT) @JasinGee @JackRus44698878 Slander. And it's not fair you don't get a 12 hours ban from twitter for being a POS! @squerlysunshine ❀️❀️❀️ @RFC2321 Ja, alleen jammer dat ik hoogtevrees heb hahaha @JackRus44698878 That last part is absolutely true 😊For all my European friends, feel those tired old knots, how about contacting a professional massage lady…
Retweeted by Cleo @RFC2321 Ze maken ook parachutes.. Wil niet zeggen dat ik vrijwillig uit een vliegtuig spring met wat draad aan een grote zijden zakdoek.. 😎 @JackRus44698878 Yes, Cleo is/was my podcast name. Thank you for the kind words! I really appreciate it! πŸ’‹ @squerlysunshine You would be so welcome, SUNshine! β˜€οΈπŸ˜Šβ€οΈπŸ’‹ @RFC2321 Omdat iets waterdicht is, wil het niet zeggen dat je hem in bad moet leggen! πŸ˜‚ @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC Hahahaha @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC Ever been drunk on a sailboat? πŸ˜‚ I would only have to book a one way ticket.. Because… our foreign guests or English speaking residents of my beautiful town of Maastricht in The Netherlands there is… @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC Take a wild guess.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Nethandor @DreamlandAshMFC Greece is huge with lots of islands. Almost impossible to choose where I wanna go. @CAshmanActor Hilarious!πŸ˜‚ I have never been there and I'm already lost. Can't believe how many islands there are.… @RFC2321 Veeg je wel je scherm schoon? @RFC2321 "gezondheid" πŸ˜‚ @RFC2321 Dat doe je toch al de hele dag!? @JasinGee ... ....... ...... And... Too!!! 😑 @aus_warrior @JasinGee @CassiusMorris I will try not to see everything in panic at first sight. "But Jim.. We will… @aus_warrior πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ He will object that statement. @aus_warrior @JasinGee @CassiusMorris If I what would be more sharper, my brain can perform brain surgery by itself. No knife needed. @aus_warrior I don't think so. He is probably scratching his belly, slamming a tinny, suckling on a piece of goat…