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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Arkansas, USA

The only thing better than taking a nap is taking two naps.

827 Following   789 Followers   19,800 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/24/09


Nobody likes you when you're 23. https://t.co/TuHlYDSk3w
7/27
2016
I absolutely HATE Paulie's new haircut.... πŸ˜‘ #bb18
7/24
2016
Me when I try to learn something new https://t.co/rFQvJdcwqO
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dead ass this is meπŸ˜‚πŸ’€ https://t.co/Mk0VsISn6b
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Taylor Swift is complaining about character assassination when she's assassinated the character of every boy she's ever dated through song
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7/18
2016
@amazedbykay girllll your situation with Gio is hitting kinda close to home! I feel you 😩things you can do instead of sharing a Tomi Lahren video: - plant a tomato - call your mother - drink a bedtime tea
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7/16
2016
Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Paulie to James- Dont let her (Natalie) play you. This is a classic Jersey girl tactic trying to make you feel like shit #BB18
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7/15
2016
@hannahkness GOTTA CATCH EM ALL 😍when something annoys u but u feel like youve already talked about it too much so u just hold it in & let it annoy u https://t.co/ttX7XB5TuW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
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7/13
2016
RT if you're already sick of Chris Berman.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Here’s your soundtrack for this evening’s Home Run Derby: https://t.co/dn2z52pqD2
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7/11
2016
I need a back rub, some mashed potatoes and 15 hours of sleep
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7/9
2016
Jesus, we need you. More than ever
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.have u ever had your opinion of someone change so fast you were disgusted you liked them ever at all
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7/8
2016
this is so heartbreaking, but so true https://t.co/tYaspxSxoG
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Paulie in dem jeans tho. 😍 #BB18 https://t.co/NClDDUyyZw
7/7
2016
Paulie Calafiore is FREAKIN' BAE 😍😍😍 #bb18
7/6
2016
OMG CONGRATS @KemoyCampbell!! So excited for you! https://t.co/aDz3eUeOXf
7/2
2016
Had the pleasure of meeting and hanging out with a young fan named Katie from Arkansas today! Thanks @MakeAWish for all you do! ❀️
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7/1
2016
I just saw a FedEx truck making a delivery to a UPS Store....my whole life is a lie. πŸ€”
6/30
2016
How my 10yo sings #hamilton - "how does a busted, often, son of a horse and a socks-man...Mom, what's a socks-man?" @Lin_Manuel #parenting
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.in this day in age, this is so rare to find. I still have hope for real love πŸ˜©πŸ˜πŸ’πŸ’• https://t.co/l0j5tcyEqp
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6/27
2016
How I feel about @ChaseRiceMusic charging $200 for meet and greets πŸ˜‘ https://t.co/nlI9yMi7JR
6/23
2016
Putting my shirt in the refrigerator was one of the smartest ideas I've ever had. #Summer2016
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6/22
2016
Camp Rock is 8 years old today. It just started learning multiplication. Happy birthday kid. @ddlovato @nickjonas @kevinjonas #werock
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6/21
2016
Me after #GameofThrones https://t.co/1zyLPxXu25
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6/20
2016
Doris Burke's voice is now my alarm clock sound because nothing will motivate me to get out bed more than that voice from hell
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.We just witnessed the best Game 7 in NBA HISTORY and Doris Burke sounds like she is talking to her accountant about her taxes.
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6/19
2016
Thoroughly convinced that @ranceypants is gonna be on this season of Big Brother. 😍 #frootloopdingus #bb18
6/14
2016
Wilhelmsen is just batting practice for the A's right now....Designate Wilhelmsen for assignment NOW. 😩
6/13
2016
REMINDER: Kinder Surprise eggs are banned in America on safety grounds. AR-15 used by #Orlando shooter is legal. https://t.co/Y92BUM5mmZ
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Me https://t.co/86PFNmEe2Z
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Making this AWFUL tragedy about you is pretty unbelievable. So quick question: Are you Satan? https://t.co/88XVVS36NK
Retweeted by Sarah Smith..@realDonaldTrump PS where does your hair start? It's swirls around more than Space Mountain. Lemme dip a waffle cone in there.
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6/12
2016
#BondingOverHydrantsWithMillie
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6/5
2016
All of Joe Jonas' ex girlfriends broke up with their boyfriends on the same week πŸ’€ https://t.co/TwhA94BF2A
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.The Greatest is gone ... but a timeless image lives forever. (John Rooney/AP) https://t.co/BPFcAyNUTM
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6/4
2016
I don't know how you can manage to make an entire store smell like urine, but congrats @jcpenney in Texarkana! You did it! @lexynicfields @MaKayKay_ except I won't be there 😒
5/29
2016
Never change, #spellingbee. Never change. https://t.co/QpHcsu7BtM
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5/27
2016
The nail salon is playing nothing but Celine Dion songs. This is pure bliss. 😍
5/24
2016
When I swipe: CASHIER: "sir your card has a chip" When I use the chip: CASHIER: "Sir you have to swipe"
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Ok, my top 5 in no particular order after the first episode are Derek, Luke, Alex, Jordan and Wells. #TheBachelorette 🌹Alex and his muscles are gorgeous. Derek looks like Jim Halpert. And Ali is a real-life Aladdin. 😍 #TheBachelorette @_sarahliz @Clara_Michelle #3 https://t.co/a52hman8FU
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz @Clara_Michelle #2 https://t.co/4rifIJPs9a
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz @Clara_Michelle Remember when sarah almost didn't graduate and we had to tweet out rage at everyone?? πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/KEbhc9hChZ
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5/23
2016
Everyone after tonight #GameofThrones https://t.co/rG2l6e9BvD
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Hodor is my hero. #HoldTheDoor #GameOfThrones https://t.co/DOJmNvaGRk
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @KaylaMSherrill SAME GIRL, SAME 😒#HoldTheDoor πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ˜­πŸ’”That GoT episode murdered me
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @theJillianK I'm crying 😭😭😭
5/22
2016
Since Jake Arrieta's last regular season loss - #Cubs are 75-31 - Rizzo has 26 HR, 84 RBI - Bryant has 21 HR, 74 RBI - 2 Arrieta no-hitters
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5/21
2016
@OhPhillmore have you never seen that??Never forget that me, @MaKayKay_, and @theJillianK used to associate ourselves with this guy. #notproud #aeworld πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/UiSBex759h*screaming* https://t.co/oQpxcbromtI DO NOT APPROVE... https://t.co/mG8Nw3jU0ywhen ur lurking skills are A1 and you find the info you need within minutes https://t.co/mDqEUO7RT8
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5/20
2016
When there's a group project but you do all the work https://t.co/W5fuhygzgV
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5/18
2016
Putting Atlanta, TX on the map! #903represent https://t.co/3mA6AP2wZM @cdubyahog watch it!! @cdubyahog that is exactly what it is! 😊Ok @hgtv, you've got me with "We Bought The Farm." I'm obsessed. 😍 #iwantafarm
5/14
2016
@OhPhillmore oh yeah I forgot he was on survivor! @CheyenneGurule he's gonna be in Little Rock June 23rd!Just bought my ticket to see @ChaseRiceMusic in June!! πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
5/13
2016
YALL IM CRYING OBAMA REALLY IS THE BEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME https://t.co/9hOdJ2fLal
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Riley Curry is my spirit animal. https://t.co/OYz9Ru8e80The art of sentence length. Swoon https://t.co/K91GEZTnKm
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.the brain needs an "open recently closed tab" option for dreams that my alarm wakes me up from before i give up and go back to sleep
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
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5/10
2016
I love it when my grandma introduces herself to people as "Gangsta Granny" πŸ˜‚ #myfamilyisawesome
5/8
2016
Why did I waste my time in high school listening to silly boy bands when I could've been listening to Yellowcard....
5/7
2016
me at school: "when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" me as soon as I get home: https://t.co/s2sBJXeMHM
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5/6
2016
"How's studying for finals going?" https://t.co/6bVtpRunWI
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.OHMYGOSH this is cool 😱 https://t.co/wbkZ0gsEVqIt's getting pretty late. I should crawl into bed and browse every social media site for another 3 hours.
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5/4
2016
He thinks "As" is a bad word and won't say it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/FdCNQ9oLdx
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5/3
2016
When ur song comes on https://t.co/FsK2xmDNZJ
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5/2
2016
Incredible to meet two of the Little Rock Nine--pioneers of the civil rights movement and inspiration for Blackbird. https://t.co/QrnOQnqrFX
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5/1
2016
Hey @Hunter_Henry84, ready to rock the ⚑️? #ChargersDraft https://t.co/z4WMTO9ASY
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Good morning. You are perfectly cast in your life. I can't imagine anyone but you in the role. Go play.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.on this day, eight years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz https://t.co/yA0qx5IH0S
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @paradisefears @samtwomiller @mjwalker0 @_jmerrigan @_MarcusSand @_ColeAndre Lmk if you're near Little Rock & want to escape for dinner! :)
4/29
2016
Chris Berman's voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me... 😁
4/28
2016
Can we please have a Tumblr that does this for every academic paper? https://t.co/Q9ZlIUQK59
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4/26
2016
Get a woman that can do both #gameofthrones https://t.co/wze48egG9b
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Before you go to bed tonight, make sure you moisturize and put your magical necklace in a safe place #GameofThrones
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4/24
2016
Multiple choice questions be like https://t.co/qsAEbSiMG3
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dam @JArrieta34 back at it again with the no hitters πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ https://t.co/RIT4i20Fsl
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I used to get nightmares watching scooby doo. Not anymore.
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4/21
2016
The master of tough love. https://t.co/EWZ606oJLK
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I ❀️ him. https://t.co/FymXVvGozAYoung Thug is for the children https://t.co/nqTDFdxncJ
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I legit flinched 😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/JWqwHYmYFw
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4/19
2016

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