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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Arkansas, USA

The only thing better than taking a nap is taking two naps.

819 Following   764 Followers   19,769 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/24/09


Not now, Starks are reuniting https://t.co/rSls06PpOR
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8/7
2017
This Tweet from @ayyy_west has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.
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8/2
2017
wish I was a morning person that woke up early and worked out and ate a healthy breakfast but I'm more of a wake up at 10 nap at 2 person
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7/31
2017
WE DONT DESERVE DOGS 😭 https://t.co/M027u1OiWw
7/26
2017
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/4SrfHmEMo3
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4/11
2017
I hope the jonas brothers get back together soon cuz they literally promised us 3 more albums within the next 983 y… https://t.co/0PogTLkj8f
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3/4
2017
Hold up @katyperry, imma let you finish, but @BrunoMars had the best halftime show of all time! 😘 #lovedyouthenloveyounow
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @BrunoMars Loved you in St Louis, loved you in the Super Bowl, and DEFINITELY loved you tonight πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸΌ #GRAMMYs
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.BRUNO I LOVED YOU IN ST LOUIS, I LOVED YOU IN THE SUPER BOWL AND IM ABOUT TO LOVE YOU MORE WHEN THIS ALBUM COMES OU… https://t.co/yIBLIThZOW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Update:Loved @BrunoMars in St Louis 3 years ago Loved him at the SB 48 halftime show 2 yrs ago Loved him at the SB 50 halftime show tonight
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.BRUNO!!!! I loved your concert in St Louis and I still love you!!!!! ❀️❀️❀️ #superbowl #Halftime
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2/12
2017
Fayetteville named 2017’s #5 BEST place to live & #5 most AFFORDABLE. https://t.co/Ysnv6iGgDb
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2/8
2017
Affejekkevdnegehjeve @theJillianK @_sarahliz I can't!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/nlgQIunjjt
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1/1
2016
Me, literally EVERY NIGHT. #stopchesterSTAHP https://t.co/vPZiDi9YE8
12/30
2016
Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing* https://t.co/bapZrGhLzP
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12/21
2016
the problem, generally speaking, is that the thing im best at is sleeping
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.one silver lining: barack and harry can finally live an open and honest life god bless https://t.co/bZBgTiqUFU
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11/12
2016
What the results would be if only the millennial votes counted... This gives me hope. We are the future. And the fu… https://t.co/x1fLMS4d4a
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Van Jones: "This was a 'white-lash' against a changing country" https://t.co/fVi0JzyFOr #CNNElection #ElectionNight https://t.co/mWuTQqN83C
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11/9
2016
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man https://t.co/KlDx5BtXLX
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10/31
2016
When you getting ready to light his ass up with facts https://t.co/BLtSn9nudq
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10/10
2016
trump: i have the best temperament, i-- holt: okay, now secretary clinton-- trump: NOW YOU SHUT THE HELL UP JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Debate grades: Hillary: F Trump: F Primary voters: F America: Doomed My bourbon bottle: empty Apocalypse: can't come soon enough
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9/27
2016
I love bread https://t.co/GPQh4kS5uZ
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9/14
2016
I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.kinda want a relationship kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me
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9/5
2016
@kaleyklaw @ders808 my friend met him last night on Dickson!! He's there for a bachelor party haha
9/4
2016
A very Oklahoma description of the Pawnee #earthquake ... https://t.co/ZtYBD3HyWa
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It's gonna be a special season with him on our side. WPS https://t.co/YCTpxVoQ4k
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Sorry folks we had an early morning OL walk thru. May have felt like an earthquake.
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9/3
2016
Ok so @ders808 from Workaholics is in Fayetteville right now and I'm not. What's wrong with this scenario? https://t.co/Im49QZ7szc
9/2
2016
Emojis, Frozen, uber, girl squads, brexit, Ryan Lochte, these are things I wish i could've written Michael Scott's takes on
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8/31
2016
@nicolescott_014 NOOOOO
8/30
2016
brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you me: why did you bring me this brain: just because
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.America, when Paulie gets on Twitter and tries to defend his disgusting behavior towards women. #BB18 https://t.co/dQeMm7Kafi
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8/26
2016
If Arkansas were a country, it'd have more medals than over 40 other countries. #WooPig https://t.co/xIiMb5PadG
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8/21
2016
Wild wild night with @theJillianK and @_sarahliz.... I love my Irish and Russian friends πŸ˜‚
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.You havent LIVED until youve heard @theJillianK work "I don't think ur ready for this jelly" into normal conversation w/ an Irish accent. πŸ˜‚
8/20
2016
I've been in school for 5 days and I already feel like my brain is gonna explode #p2
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8/17
2016
@nicolescott_014 https://t.co/DIDTsjoxAX
8/16
2016
Lilly King to Yulia & all of Russia #RioOlympics2016 https://t.co/KzHFWLDCRU
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8/9
2016
Conor Dwyer is a @Cubs fan. 😍 #HeyBae
8/8
2016
Jake Dalton - Men's Gymnastics - Could round house kick me in the face and I would say thank you https://t.co/dp0zM6gYjQ
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8/7
2016
IT'S GONNA BE LEGEN... WAIT FOR IT ... DARY #Rio2016 #CerimoniaDeAbertura #OpeningCeremony https://t.co/SXMTRMH1Cm
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Neil Patrick Harris competing for Belarus, is there anything he can't do?!?!? #OpeningCeremony @ActuallyNPH https://t.co/yCRNZyowhT
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.This glazed donut is so strong https://t.co/A3keNnwtee
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8/6
2016
Dang Team USA is looking good. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 😍 #OpeningCeremony #Rio2016When you don't bring a waste bag for your small dog to the #Rio2016 #OpeningCeremony https://t.co/lya7h7T9VE
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8/5
2016
FOUR MORE YEARS PLEASE 😭 https://t.co/JBHq5FPv2fRelationship goals 😍 https://t.co/d8iMKj6pnCMe waitin for something to go my way for once https://t.co/p9UfntF4iX
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It was 23 years ago today that Robin Ventura learned what happens when you mess with Nolan Ryan. https://t.co/lgxtHsKPeW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.On this day 226 years ago, Alexander Hamilton founded the U.S. Coast Guard. Today we celebrate aboard the #CGCEagle. https://t.co/OwG5WJ5dDR
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dear Zakiyah, Paulie treats you like garbage. Grow a backbone and get rid of him. You deserve better. Sincerely, Everyone #BB18
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.WHY DO I CATCH FEELINGS FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE LIKE SOMEONE COULD HOLD A DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND BOOM IM IN LOVE
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8/4
2016
never date a boy that doesn't look at your sassiness as a blessing
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8/3
2016
*loose **judgment ***instincts https://t.co/YxKLMC47OiI've got $64 worth of points racked up at @ultabeauty. A shopping spree is definitely in my future 😎
7/30
2016
Nobody likes you when you're 23. https://t.co/TuHlYDSk3w
7/27
2016
I absolutely HATE Paulie's new haircut.... πŸ˜‘ #bb18
7/24
2016
Me when I try to learn something new https://t.co/rFQvJdcwqO
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dead ass this is meπŸ˜‚πŸ’€ https://t.co/Mk0VsISn6b
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Taylor Swift is complaining about character assassination when she's assassinated the character of every boy she's ever dated through song
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7/18
2016
@amazedbykay girllll your situation with Gio is hitting kinda close to home! I feel you 😩things you can do instead of sharing a Tomi Lahren video: - plant a tomato - call your mother - drink a bedtime tea
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7/16
2016
Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Paulie to James- Dont let her (Natalie) play you. This is a classic Jersey girl tactic trying to make you feel like shit #BB18
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7/15
2016
@hannahkness GOTTA CATCH EM ALL 😍when something annoys u but u feel like youve already talked about it too much so u just hold it in & let it annoy u https://t.co/ttX7XB5TuW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
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7/13
2016
RT if you're already sick of Chris Berman.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Here’s your soundtrack for this evening’s Home Run Derby: https://t.co/dn2z52pqD2
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7/11
2016
I need a back rub, some mashed potatoes and 15 hours of sleep
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7/9
2016

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