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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Arkansas, USA

The only thing better than taking a nap is taking two naps.

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09

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I keep hitting "remind me later" for the iOS update and I just realized that's kinda symbolic of how I generally handle life
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I've been at this coffee shop for nearly 4 hours, and they have played NOTHING but the Foo Fighters for the entire 4 hours. πŸ˜‚ #DaveGrohl
2/10
2016
"I want to talk smart things." My favorite quote of all time. #TheBachelor
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2/8
2016
I wanna be the Papa John to your Peyton Manning.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.BRUNO!!!! I loved your concert in St Louis and I still love you!!!!! ❀️❀️❀️ #superbowl #Halftime
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.My life in one pic https://t.co/YohO9SYOev
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2/7
2016
I'm so down for this. https://t.co/z1ZWZ3YcKWHas anyone else ever felt like this? 😩 https://t.co/WBXVdWKKHi
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2/5
2016
@ARizzo44 lost my grandpa to cancer last April. 😒 I think about him every day but especially today. He loved his Cubbies!β€œWhat happened to you and _________?” https://t.co/rR4h040lK9
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2/4
2016
@OhPhillmore I'm getting you this 😝 https://t.co/lh87qkCUszmood 😴 https://t.co/uGhN9FAhnb
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.London, England πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ https://t.co/IDccx9Gtlu
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Fayetteville, AR 🍁 https://t.co/k3qRurxBCG
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2/3
2016
Sunset in Fayetteville, Arkansas by @PDodsonphoto https://t.co/qsOWrmBMz1
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.If I date you, my goal is to marry you, build with you, grow with you. I'm not dating you to pass time, I see potential in you.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.https://t.co/zWGS0uagYGCANT BE UNSEEN πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/63IC7JG0h7β€œNo one remembers who came in second.” – Walter Hagen
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2/2
2016
Surprise! Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has defeated GOP frontrunner Donald Trump and Marco Rubio in the Iowa caucuses https://t.co/gPkq1i3bxZ
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2/1
2016
I've watched 4 seasons of It's Always Sunny in less than a week. #noshame #nolife @BarrettBaber Playing Nickelback too! Yesss!imagine going university for 4 years, paying tuition to study journalism, & u end up writing things like this lol https://t.co/zCN2B8orVY
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.This 3rd grader is going places https://t.co/Vu5XngcGvE
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1/31
2016
i don't care how cold it is i'll still drink iced coffee
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1/30
2016
Me after I spend all week studying for a 7:30 am test & I try to decide what to do with my first moments of freedom. https://t.co/KmNN6O6cHrI hate remembering good times that i had with people who ended up being really terrible to me
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1/29
2016
Meet my little lad, Freddie πŸ‘Ά https://t.co/nec7OqwuQR
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Literally me. ESPECIALLY number 7 https://t.co/6Tzh38em75Me on valentines day https://t.co/PffUHOLD2k
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @William__Durham https://t.co/qCgAGKkHSrThe UAMS bus app is why I have trust issues.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."I feel like my whole life is a discrepancy!" --@cassidyjordan21
1/27
2016
when you dont realize youre getting pulled over... https://t.co/PyjJG0KGk6
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1/26
2016
Ghost on me once....shame on you. Ghost on me twice....shame on me. πŸ˜‘when ur perfectly fine w/paying $100 for the items in your cart but $6.99 shipping makes u question everything https://t.co/EzywA05YRn
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1/25
2016
Cole Hamels just walked right by me and dang 😍😍😍 @Rangers
1/23
2016
UNREAL https://t.co/g8e2gUotVpLiterally me and @cassidyjordan21 πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/leNyfWzoAX
1/22
2016
I BELIEVE IN LOVE https://t.co/rG43WTx1W6
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.If Miley and Liam can make a comeback, so can my motivation... Maybe?
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1/21
2016
When you think you tweeted something hilarious but nobody RTs it https://t.co/lfiSVfV0g5
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.what iggy azalea song is this https://t.co/j4W02S5gD0
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Hey remember when it was 60 degrees in December and everyone thought we were skipping winter this year? Good times
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Someone come hang up my pictures in my room for me. I've been here for 6 months, I have no excuses for blank walls anymore. ✌🏼️7 conversations we've all had with Facebook https://t.co/yiEmD08pxF https://t.co/eoB0fYVtzq
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.my logic https://t.co/kQekHcSNof
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Adam Driver is consuming my Twitter feed. MAKE IT STOP. πŸ™…πŸΌπŸ™…πŸΌπŸ™…πŸΌ
1/20
2016
This is the best video I've seen so far this year. @HoodieAllen https://t.co/cAG30hSiDq
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.the accuracy https://t.co/kXCtZRM9b7
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.RT if Nick Miller is the love of your life. #NewGirl https://t.co/HNyABWFale
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.UGH @MaKayKay_ and @kaylajordan99's snapchats from the @mtrench concert are making me insanely jealous! 😩This. https://t.co/YMJdSKgZnkPlease. No.... https://t.co/sm4jwjKS9wToo excited for the @Rangers convention this weekend ✌🏼️
1/19
2016
@MaKayKay_ @mtrench @JoshRamsay πŸ˜‰* @MaKayKay_ @mtrench @JoshRamsay you better show it to them! 😩I love this 😊 @OhPhillmore https://t.co/7cTF1RFrph @MaKayKay_ @mtrench @JoshRamsay IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU 😍I get way too emotional and nostalgic when I watch How I Met Your Mother reruns.I think Ben H. really likes hot tubs πŸ˜‚ #TheBachelor
1/18
2016
Angie Tribeca is FANTASTIC. πŸ˜‚ if you love Airplane or Monty Python-type humor, definitely binge watch it!
1/17
2016
This is trippy 😳 https://t.co/4aNxBLurqkHm, the Second Coming wasn't exactly what I thought it would be like... https://t.co/IUnHMCfOgW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @William__Durham Who's Alex?!? 😝 https://t.co/m5TfxxTvCBWhen something funny happens, I can guarantee you I'm that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago.
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1/16
2016
How my family be when I sleep until 1pm or 2pm πŸ™„ https://t.co/zBRyUhohQB
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Weezer, Panic at the Disco, and Andrew McMahon are coming to the AMP in July. 😍What if Harry Potter was dreaming for seven years because he ran headfirst into a wall at a train station?
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.OH MY GOD πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/WjT3m3TUox
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Great to meet these awesome fans of @BarrettBaber @cassidy and @_sarahliz https://t.co/AnwnkS3c0Q
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.When your Drug Info teacher said he asked his wife to "Netflix and Chill" for his 60th birthday yesterday. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Kinda bummed @BarrettBaber didn't sing "Pony" last night. πŸ˜‚I hate everything about this. SO. MUCH. https://t.co/HFi8zKOmdC
1/15
2016
A single lily outside the Potions Classroom at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter https://t.co/FauWeUWyAy
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.My grandpa was 68. David Bowie & Alan Rickman were both 69. Cancer is taking too many that still wouldve had many good days ahead of them. 😞I've been in this world for nearly 23 years and I still don't know how to use a curling iron. How am I even allowed to be a girl.... πŸ™ˆThere are no words to express how shocked and devastated I am to hear of Alan Rickman's death. He was a magnificent actor & a wonderful man.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Last year Stephen Curry received 1.5 million All-Star votes. Think we can top that, #DubNation? RT to #NBAVote. https://t.co/3PW1WK59lm
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."After all this time?" "...Always." πŸ’” https://t.co/ntaJsNrE2o
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.blood type: matte black with a hint of gold
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.BREAKING: Another winning #Powerball ticket has emerged from Wisconsin, employees from Manitowoc Sheriffs Dept. https://t.co/dJpEIxkzWu
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.To you, Sir Alan Rickman. https://t.co/IEEeusUYyH
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1/14
2016
The most heartbreaking part of Making a Murderer is the way that one lady pronounced it "Rahv 4."
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1/13
2016
@leahblock ahh thanks so much! πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ’„ @leahblock what lipstick you were wearing in last night's episode at the cocktail party? It was the most gorgeous shade 😍Hey @benhiggi, what does the tattoo on your ribcage say??my feeling on the #Powerball https://t.co/pPA6RaVpqn
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @hannahkness Also this one!! https://t.co/U6g2k8lBLEWhy have I never seen this cover before?? πŸ˜‚ @hannahkness https://t.co/lAccNqS8bB
1/12
2016
School coming at me tomorrow like https://t.co/RupwEfp3nd
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Orlando Bloom looks FINE tonight. 😍#Sunday https://t.co/WtAvUamm7E
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1/10
2016
May go for a run today, may also win the lottery, odds are about the same
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Insomnia is so dang frustrating. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
1/9
2016
Never knowing what someone's intentions are with you is probably the worst part of meeting new people
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1/8
2016
Im mad that I spent so much time watching Emily Owens M.D. on Netflix only for season 1 to end in a love triangle w/ no season 2 on its way.RIP https://t.co/ulbF5PpMHt
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.OH MY GOD https://t.co/eex9anWEmM
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1/7
2016
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