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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Arkansas, USA

The only thing better than taking a nap is taking two naps.

822 Following   793 Followers   19,783 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/24/09


Never change, #spellingbee. Never change. https://t.co/QpHcsu7BtM
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5/27
2016
The nail salon is playing nothing but Celine Dion songs. This is pure bliss. 😍
5/24
2016
When I swipe: CASHIER: "sir your card has a chip" When I use the chip: CASHIER: "Sir you have to swipe"
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Ok, my top 5 in no particular order after the first episode are Derek, Luke, Alex, Jordan and Wells. #TheBachelorette 🌹Alex and his muscles are gorgeous. Derek looks like Jim Halpert. And Ali is a real-life Aladdin. 😍 #TheBachelorette @_sarahliz @Clara_Michelle #3 https://t.co/a52hman8FU
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz @Clara_Michelle #2 https://t.co/4rifIJPs9a
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz @Clara_Michelle Remember when sarah almost didn't graduate and we had to tweet out rage at everyone?? πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/KEbhc9hChZ
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5/23
2016
Everyone after tonight #GameofThrones https://t.co/rG2l6e9BvD
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Hodor is my hero. #HoldTheDoor #GameOfThrones https://t.co/DOJmNvaGRk
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @KaylaMSherrill SAME GIRL, SAME 😒#HoldTheDoor πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ˜­πŸ’”That GoT episode murdered me
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @theJillianK I'm crying 😭😭😭
5/22
2016
Since Jake Arrieta's last regular season loss - #Cubs are 75-31 - Rizzo has 26 HR, 84 RBI - Bryant has 21 HR, 74 RBI - 2 Arrieta no-hitters
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5/21
2016
@OhPhillmore have you never seen that??Never forget that me, @MaKayKay_, and @theJillianK used to associate ourselves with this guy. #notproud #aeworld πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/UiSBex759h*screaming* https://t.co/oQpxcbromtI DO NOT APPROVE... https://t.co/mG8Nw3jU0ywhen ur lurking skills are A1 and you find the info you need within minutes https://t.co/mDqEUO7RT8
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5/20
2016
When there's a group project but you do all the work https://t.co/W5fuhygzgV
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5/18
2016
Putting Atlanta, TX on the map! #903represent https://t.co/3mA6AP2wZM @cdubyahog watch it!! @cdubyahog that is exactly what it is! 😊Ok @hgtv, you've got me with "We Bought The Farm." I'm obsessed. 😍 #iwantafarm
5/14
2016
@OhPhillmore oh yeah I forgot he was on survivor! @CheyenneGurule he's gonna be in Little Rock June 23rd!Just bought my ticket to see @ChaseRiceMusic in June!! πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
5/13
2016
YALL IM CRYING OBAMA REALLY IS THE BEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME https://t.co/9hOdJ2fLal
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Riley Curry is my spirit animal. https://t.co/OYz9Ru8e80The art of sentence length. Swoon https://t.co/K91GEZTnKm
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.the brain needs an "open recently closed tab" option for dreams that my alarm wakes me up from before i give up and go back to sleep
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
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5/10
2016
I love it when my grandma introduces herself to people as "Gangsta Granny" πŸ˜‚ #myfamilyisawesome
5/8
2016
Why did I waste my time in high school listening to silly boy bands when I could've been listening to Yellowcard....
5/7
2016
me at school: "when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" me as soon as I get home: https://t.co/s2sBJXeMHM
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5/6
2016
"How's studying for finals going?" https://t.co/6bVtpRunWI
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.OHMYGOSH this is cool 😱 https://t.co/wbkZ0gsEVqIt's getting pretty late. I should crawl into bed and browse every social media site for another 3 hours.
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5/4
2016
He thinks "As" is a bad word and won't say it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/FdCNQ9oLdx
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5/3
2016
When ur song comes on https://t.co/FsK2xmDNZJ
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5/2
2016
Incredible to meet two of the Little Rock Nine--pioneers of the civil rights movement and inspiration for Blackbird. https://t.co/QrnOQnqrFX
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5/1
2016
Hey @Hunter_Henry84, ready to rock the ⚑️? #ChargersDraft https://t.co/z4WMTO9ASY
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Good morning. You are perfectly cast in your life. I can't imagine anyone but you in the role. Go play.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.on this day, eight years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz https://t.co/yA0qx5IH0S
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @paradisefears @samtwomiller @mjwalker0 @_jmerrigan @_MarcusSand @_ColeAndre Lmk if you're near Little Rock & want to escape for dinner! :)
4/29
2016
Chris Berman's voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me... 😁
4/28
2016
Can we please have a Tumblr that does this for every academic paper? https://t.co/Q9ZlIUQK59
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4/26
2016
Get a woman that can do both #gameofthrones https://t.co/wze48egG9b
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Before you go to bed tonight, make sure you moisturize and put your magical necklace in a safe place #GameofThrones
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4/24
2016
Multiple choice questions be like https://t.co/qsAEbSiMG3
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dam @JArrieta34 back at it again with the no hitters πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ https://t.co/RIT4i20Fsl
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I used to get nightmares watching scooby doo. Not anymore.
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4/21
2016
The master of tough love. https://t.co/EWZ606oJLK
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I ❀️ him. https://t.co/FymXVvGozAYoung Thug is for the children https://t.co/nqTDFdxncJ
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I legit flinched 😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/JWqwHYmYFw
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Speaking in Buffalo, Trump just accidentally referred to the 2001 terrorist attacks as "7-11” https://t.co/RsCn1YtY4M
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Can't sleep so I'm gonna binge watch Workaholics
4/19
2016
@_sarahliz I know @TEXPAMAN is on board to #StopTheWave. @Rangers
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @JonathanKWeaver They just don't get it... πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/yGGrhLRnNQSeriously Rangers fans?? You're going to start the wave in the middle of a 6-run inning by your team?! https://t.co/9lTw5mIjfvSpring cleaning. πŸŒΌπŸ’πŸŒ·
4/16
2016
idc if you like all time low or not but this is the cutest thing I've seen in a while 😍 #gaskarthwedding https://t.co/ZtAJI4fNP0
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4/15
2016
Young ChandlerπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸΌ https://t.co/hA6e1oKMrX
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.when ur friends start ignoring and ditching u and ur trying 2 act positive and not let it affect u https://t.co/FURg0OQZXC
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4/14
2016
His reaction is priceless https://t.co/qOC44uiEE5
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.This person face swapped with a cloud of smoke while vaping and became a ghost https://t.co/5wr4Fz57Al https://t.co/8AHxViEtgd
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4/13
2016
@ossy_escareno24 YESSSS! I'm addicted 😍"Those of you who end up in places like Little Rock NEVER get out." Ouch....major shade @QuanticoTV 😁😁In Jake Arrieta's last 22 starts he's hit more home runs (3) than he's allowed (2).
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.#PitchersWhoRake https://t.co/4fE4WIoOnH
4/10
2016
Literally me. πŸ˜‚ @cassidyjordan21 https://t.co/tT0Dujd9WH
4/9
2016
@nicolescott_014 https://t.co/xz8FeyLLhO
4/6
2016
I hate that my neighbor's lawn care schedule and my nap schedule align so perfectly... πŸ˜’ @Cubs win, @Rangers win. I am happy. ☺️
4/5
2016
Cole Hamels is BAE. 😍😍😍me telling a story https://t.co/jvbWz2kYU1
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4/4
2016
Me Too https://t.co/QOEKbY1dOo
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4/3
2016
OMG YES. Big Fat Liar is on TV πŸ™ŒπŸΌTo go see @JoshRadnor at UCA on Monday or not.... πŸ€”
4/2
2016
when u have a sassy mouth but hella sensitive at the same time (aka me)
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Someone get me one PLEASE 😍😍😍 https://t.co/Wv3tpBR769just a reminder of how good this is https://t.co/4QygTkrIdy
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3/31
2016
QUEEEEEN. https://t.co/bmKdg1eWqNForrest Trump https://t.co/K4ZQrcfK81
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.morning: laziness. afternoon: dying for a rest. night: can’t sleep
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3/30
2016
me: ugh why do I have bags under my eyes why do I always feel tired!!!!! also me @ 3am: https://t.co/aONRfIOEfq
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3/29
2016
Story of my life every time I try to sleep in πŸ˜’ https://t.co/5WBhQDtC7au wanna date me???? well get in line http://t.co/w7nFkqsPCS
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3/28
2016
With your eyes, bert. https://t.co/9Vov0Px4Fc
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3/27
2016
Imagine if you had just woke up after having been in a coma for 25 years, and this was the first headline you saw https://t.co/AfQdTMPDoe
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3/26
2016
Tonight....I am an Indiana Hoosiers fan. #BeatUNC
3/25
2016
this lady has her dog in the front seat and husband in the back. this will be me as a wife someday. https://t.co/371b5K4tfp
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3/21
2016
We are to the Sweet 16 and my bracket is in the top 0.1% of all brackets in the country. πŸ’πŸΌ https://t.co/4NUx2R1SOs @MaKayKay_ I've missed this!!THANK YOU WISCONSIN #buzzerbeater #MarchMadnessBRACKET ALERT: 1 seed Jesus defeats sin and death to take home the championship.
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3/20
2016
HOLY MOLY THAT HALF COURT BUZZER BEATER 😱😱😱 #MarchMadness61.8% of @ESPNFantasy brackets picked Michigan State in their Final Four. 22.3% picked Sparty to win it all. https://t.co/yJST63RLFm
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3/18
2016

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