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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Arkansas, USA

The only thing better than taking a nap is taking two naps.

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09

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2 in the morning my mind is on you, 4 in the morning it still hasn't moved
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@NardDoggg four games left buddy ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผNearly getting in to a fight with a Cardinals fan on Dickson was definitely the highlight of my night. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoCubsGo ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿปโค๏ธ
If college has taught me anything itโ€™s how to get ready in 5 minutes
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Prince Fielder for President! (via @TheDSportsRant)
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Benches clear again!! #ILoveBaseballWhen people ask me what kind of dog Chester is. they stole that last hashtag from you!! #christmasinacup ๐Ÿ˜‚
Crazy Stat of the Day: Home teams are 0-4 in the MLB playoffs so far and haven't even had a lead in any of those games.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Playoff baseball is NOT going to be good for my study habits.My heart is hurting for Beltre right now. ๐Ÿ˜ขLet's GOOOO Rangers!! #NeverEverQuit #ALDSGame1When you don't study for a quiz and make a ๐Ÿ’ฏ.
GO CUBS GO! Chicago Cubs win their first postseason game since 2003, advance to face the Cardinals in the NLDS.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Cubs are advancing to the NLDS!! ๐Ÿปโค๏ธโšพ๏ธ #FlyTheWArrieta stole second!! He can do it all! #PitchersWhoStealGreat pitching, the long ball, and benches cleared. This game has everything I love!! #WildCard #BenchesClearAaaand benches have cleared. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #WildCardIt's called fall because everything is falling... leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@bretteldredge I'm down for that! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿปโšพ๏ธYosemite National Park by @Elena31
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Cubs fan played a great prank on a business across the street PNC Park.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I run the way men fall in love with me. Slowly and then not at all.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.This is trippy! #WildCard From @CBSSports and /r/Cubs
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@the_aaronmiller JEEZ Royals and Cardinals fans are cocky. My team won their division too and you don't hear me braggingAmount of work to do: ๐Ÿ“ˆ Amount of motivation: ๐Ÿ“‰
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.My nerves have already set in for tonight's #WildCard game. ๐Ÿ˜ #FlyTheWSpecial talent: pulling into the parking lot at the exact same time as the shuttle to campus is pulling away. ๐Ÿ˜‘
Retweeted by Sarah Smith..@BlueJays
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@MarkJPHood haha not trying to downplay the misery of your middle seat situation....just trying to find a positive spin on it! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜@MarkJPHood I had a middle seat on an 8 hour overnight flight to London and my in-flight entertainment quit working! It could be worse!
@BarrettBaber well @blakeshelton will be hearing from me next week if I don't like the outcome! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž@BarrettBaber Why did they have to put you two against each other?? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
They should've given the players bottles of Powerade instead of bottles of ginger ale. ๐Ÿ˜‚@RangersClinched! Introducing your 2015 AL West champion Texas Rangers! #162IsntEnough
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.The best part about the Rangers winning? The last out being David Freese. #slightredemptionWhen someone says, โ€œI donโ€™t like #Game162.โ€
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I LOVE THIS INNING. ๐Ÿ˜ @Rangers #Game162Adrian Beltre's Hall of Fame plaque will just be his face half-swiveled around, looking ready to fight anyone who congratulates him.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Seven of the 16 #MLB games on Sunday will influence seeding and/or composition of the postseason field. #Game162
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.How can you look at all of the possible outcomes of today's games and STILL say baseball is boring?! This is exciting stuff! #Game162@Clara_Michelle @POTUS Girl, have you seen my arms? I couldn't do security! I could help @NevSchulman catch some catfish though โ˜บ๏ธI seriously missed my calling in the FBI or private investigation! ๐Ÿ˜ Was it like Interstellar? It seemed like it would be like Interstellar
Got a message from Boothe. He's in a whole lot better mood than last week!! #WPS @RazNation
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Every Ryan Gosling movie is about what would happen if a really weird guy was also incredibly attractive.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It worked! Way to cheer them on Boothe! Congrats @BretBielema and our Hogs on the W
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@JonathanKWeaver I spent 2 hours filming to be in that new commercial and I'm not even in it.... ๐Ÿ˜’This gif has so many characters and subplots, it's like a Shakespearean tragedy
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Segway dances are gonna change the game! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜
I've come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Remember when Justin Bieber said he wanted to live his life "like Jesus"? ๐Ÿ˜‚ NOT TODAY wish that they wouldn't publish the names and images of these mass murderers. They don't deserve to be known or remembered.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Derek Holland's Arnold Schwarzenegger impression is on point.
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Pharmacists can administer the flu vaccine in all 50 states and they are the most accessible provider! #pharmacist
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Your #Pharmacist in a health system/ambulatory setting provides recommendations to physicians & educate patients on proper therapy #APhM2015
RANGERS WIN!! Rangers win, 6-2, over the Tigers. With tonight's win, our Magic Number is 2!! #162IsntEnough
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Me: Excuse me can you tell me where the hummus is? Employee: Um whats hummus? Me: *explains what hummus is* E: Ok did you check the seafood?me handling this semester so far
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I love flannels. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚
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y'all are fake ass fairweather moon fans where's your love for the moon when it's a waxing?? when it's waning?? OH THAT'S RIGHT gotcha okay
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.If you aren't watching the #SuperBloodMoon tonight, what are you doing with your life? The next one won't be for 18 years!"All of the sunrises and sunsets across the world, all at once, being reflected off the the moon." ๐Ÿ˜ #SuperBloodMoon ๐Ÿ˜ณ u don't even wanna know what she had to say about u the other day in confessional
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.trying to get rid of feelings like
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Is this what perfection sounds like?!'t focus on studying glycolysis because.....Hogs.... ๐Ÿ˜ž@theJillianK OMG so terrible ๐Ÿ˜ฉIf anyone ever asks you what it's like to be an Arkansas fan, just point them towards this game right here. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ #HeartAttackHogsI HATE EVERYTHING.OMG BUDDA NO. ๐Ÿ˜ขHis reaction when he finally broke the glass is just priceless
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.You know I really don't want to be studying when I've resorted to watching 2 Broke Girls.THIS DUDE KNOWS WHATS UP
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Three months into living in Little Rock and I finally meet my neighbors! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #betterlatethanneverPraise all of those bonus points we got in Health Communication for this play because Sam was in the class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ you have unwanted/expired meds in your home? Drop them off at an #ArtakeBack site near you10a-2p @UAMS_APhA_ASP
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@BB17JohnnyMac but how did you use so much data in two days? ๐Ÿ˜‚YES! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿปโšพ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.bowl is a weird word
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@ImpatientPrblms are we the same person?! Every single thing you tweet is extremely accurate ๐Ÿ˜ณLOL I have to take Chester to the vet AGAIN tomorrow. This makes it the 5th or 6th time in 3 months... ๐Ÿ˜Me all day
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Shoutout to the lady in front of me in the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru line tonight for paying for my meal. Can't wait to pay this forward! โ˜บ๏ธMy favorite! one song into #TangledUp and I'm already in love! ๐Ÿ˜ @ThomasRhett@ClairitaAndrews there's an English version of it!!every girl's first heart throb ๐Ÿ˜
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@RBreitfeller The Bears are winless so they have no room for judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‚.@Cubs magic number is ONE to clinch #postseason berth. ๐Ÿ‘€
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I'm in love ๐Ÿ˜ @RudimentalUk @edsheeran!!! #HTGAWM
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Who is EGGS 911? What is Annalise's drink order? Shouldn't they be studying? What's going on?! #HTGAWM
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@IanHumphrys ok grandpa ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸผMmmm so good to see @RestingPlatypus on my TV screen again. ๐Ÿ˜ #HTGAWM
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