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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Arkansas, USA

The only thing better than taking a nap is taking two naps.

819 Following   762 Followers   19,765 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/24/09


Arkansas fans after Jeff Long got fired and Bielema reportedly next https://t.co/jPdoBrhHwn
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11/15
2017
@MaKayKay_ @theJillianK @ItsTed__93 you’d be sewing for days with that message πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
11/6
2017
There isn't an excuse in the world that could justify an SEC team being down at home to a 1-7 Coastal Carolina team.
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11/4
2017
Carlos Correa just won the World Series and got engaged to his girlfriend all in the same night. Bruh, I didn't do shit tonight.
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11/1
2017
I've done the research and there's no way her ass is sitting on that stool. https://t.co/AIGNpcJn6G
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Don’t fucking try to say to me Joe Jonas isn’t Littlefinger Jr. Only marrying Sophie Turner to get Winterfell. https://t.co/fwalIs1J76
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.me: if joe jonas and I aren't meant to be together give me a sign joe: gets engaged to sophie me: https://t.co/vjnxvYdDqo
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.joe jonas is engaged. wow I just think it's funny how he made eye contact w me during hello beautiful at their concert in 2008 but it's fine
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10/16
2017
I wanna go to the movies. Not bc anything good is out but so I can stop saying The Emoji Movie when people ask what the last movie I saw was
9/29
2017
there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months https://t.co/9B00sW1FfJ
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9/22
2017
It's hard to stay positive sometimes, so here's a bird realizing a love of drumming https://t.co/DplQ4uZAPf
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh https://t.co/e15f9NPO7j
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @CoachToddSharp ❀️ your show but the fact that ur girls all wear different lipstick colors during performances drives me absolutely insane!
9/4
2017
I'd like to nominate Littlefinger getting exposed as the new "Blinking White Guy" GIF #GameOfThrones… https://t.co/HiYRHn5Cc8
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I have the biggest crush on @MiloVentimiglia 😍😍😍
8/27
2017
Not now, Starks are reuniting https://t.co/rSls06PpOR
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8/7
2017
This Tweet from @ayyy_west has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.
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8/2
2017
wish I was a morning person that woke up early and worked out and ate a healthy breakfast but I'm more of a wake up at 10 nap at 2 person
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7/31
2017
WE DONT DESERVE DOGS 😭 https://t.co/M027u1OiWw
7/26
2017
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/4SrfHmEMo3
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4/11
2017
I hope the jonas brothers get back together soon cuz they literally promised us 3 more albums within the next 983 y… https://t.co/0PogTLkj8f
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3/4
2017
Hold up @katyperry, imma let you finish, but @BrunoMars had the best halftime show of all time! 😘 #lovedyouthenloveyounow
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @BrunoMars Loved you in St Louis, loved you in the Super Bowl, and DEFINITELY loved you tonight πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸΌ #GRAMMYs
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.BRUNO I LOVED YOU IN ST LOUIS, I LOVED YOU IN THE SUPER BOWL AND IM ABOUT TO LOVE YOU MORE WHEN THIS ALBUM COMES OU… https://t.co/yIBLIThZOW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Update:Loved @BrunoMars in St Louis 3 years ago Loved him at the SB 48 halftime show 2 yrs ago Loved him at the SB 50 halftime show tonight
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.BRUNO!!!! I loved your concert in St Louis and I still love you!!!!! ❀️❀️❀️ #superbowl #Halftime
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2/12
2017
Fayetteville named 2017’s #5 BEST place to live & #5 most AFFORDABLE. https://t.co/Ysnv6iGgDb
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2/7
2017
Affejekkevdnegehjeve @theJillianK @_sarahliz I can't!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/nlgQIunjjt
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1/1
2016
Me, literally EVERY NIGHT. #stopchesterSTAHP https://t.co/vPZiDi9YE8
12/30
2016
Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing* https://t.co/bapZrGhLzP
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12/21
2016
the problem, generally speaking, is that the thing im best at is sleeping
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.one silver lining: barack and harry can finally live an open and honest life god bless https://t.co/bZBgTiqUFU
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11/12
2016
What the results would be if only the millennial votes counted... This gives me hope. We are the future. And the fu… https://t.co/x1fLMS4d4a
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Van Jones: "This was a 'white-lash' against a changing country" https://t.co/fVi0JzyFOr #CNNElection #ElectionNight https://t.co/mWuTQqN83C
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11/9
2016
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man https://t.co/KlDx5BtXLX
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10/31
2016
When you getting ready to light his ass up with facts https://t.co/BLtSn9nudq
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10/10
2016
trump: i have the best temperament, i-- holt: okay, now secretary clinton-- trump: NOW YOU SHUT THE HELL UP JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH
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9/27
2016
Debate grades: Hillary: F Trump: F Primary voters: F America: Doomed My bourbon bottle: empty Apocalypse: can't come soon enough
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9/26
2016
I love bread https://t.co/GPQh4kS5uZ
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9/14
2016
I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
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9/5
2016
kinda want a relationship kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me
Retweeted by Sarah Smith. @kaleyklaw @ders808 my friend met him last night on Dickson!! He's there for a bachelor party haha
9/4
2016
A very Oklahoma description of the Pawnee #earthquake ... https://t.co/ZtYBD3HyWa
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It's gonna be a special season with him on our side. WPS https://t.co/YCTpxVoQ4k
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Sorry folks we had an early morning OL walk thru. May have felt like an earthquake.
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9/3
2016
Ok so @ders808 from Workaholics is in Fayetteville right now and I'm not. What's wrong with this scenario? https://t.co/Im49QZ7szc
9/2
2016
Emojis, Frozen, uber, girl squads, brexit, Ryan Lochte, these are things I wish i could've written Michael Scott's takes on
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8/31
2016
@nicolescott_014 NOOOOO
8/30
2016
brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you me: why did you bring me this brain: just because
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.America, when Paulie gets on Twitter and tries to defend his disgusting behavior towards women. #BB18 https://t.co/dQeMm7Kafi
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8/25
2016
If Arkansas were a country, it'd have more medals than over 40 other countries. #WooPig https://t.co/xIiMb5PadG
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8/21
2016
Wild wild night with @theJillianK and @_sarahliz.... I love my Irish and Russian friends πŸ˜‚
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.You havent LIVED until youve heard @theJillianK work "I don't think ur ready for this jelly" into normal conversation w/ an Irish accent. πŸ˜‚
8/20
2016
I've been in school for 5 days and I already feel like my brain is gonna explode #p2
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8/17
2016
@nicolescott_014 https://t.co/DIDTsjoxAX
8/16
2016
Lilly King to Yulia & all of Russia #RioOlympics2016 https://t.co/KzHFWLDCRU
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8/9
2016
Conor Dwyer is a @Cubs fan. 😍 #HeyBae
8/8
2016
Jake Dalton - Men's Gymnastics - Could round house kick me in the face and I would say thank you https://t.co/dp0zM6gYjQ
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8/7
2016
IT'S GONNA BE LEGEN... WAIT FOR IT ... DARY #Rio2016 #CerimoniaDeAbertura #OpeningCeremony https://t.co/SXMTRMH1Cm
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Neil Patrick Harris competing for Belarus, is there anything he can't do?!?!? #OpeningCeremony @ActuallyNPH https://t.co/yCRNZyowhT
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.This glazed donut is so strong https://t.co/A3keNnwtee
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dang Team USA is looking good. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 😍 #OpeningCeremony #Rio2016When you don't bring a waste bag for your small dog to the #Rio2016 #OpeningCeremony https://t.co/lya7h7T9VE
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8/5
2016
FOUR MORE YEARS PLEASE 😭 https://t.co/JBHq5FPv2fRelationship goals 😍 https://t.co/d8iMKj6pnCMe waitin for something to go my way for once https://t.co/p9UfntF4iX
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It was 23 years ago today that Robin Ventura learned what happens when you mess with Nolan Ryan. https://t.co/lgxtHsKPeW
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.On this day 226 years ago, Alexander Hamilton founded the U.S. Coast Guard. Today we celebrate aboard the #CGCEagle. https://t.co/OwG5WJ5dDR
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Dear Zakiyah, Paulie treats you like garbage. Grow a backbone and get rid of him. You deserve better. Sincerely, Everyone #BB18
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.WHY DO I CATCH FEELINGS FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE LIKE SOMEONE COULD HOLD A DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND BOOM IM IN LOVE
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8/4
2016
never date a boy that doesn't look at your sassiness as a blessing
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8/3
2016
*loose **judgment ***instincts https://t.co/YxKLMC47OiI've got $64 worth of points racked up at @ultabeauty. A shopping spree is definitely in my future 😎
7/30
2016
Nobody likes you when you're 23. https://t.co/TuHlYDSk3w
7/27
2016

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