I dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, prestidigitation, immersive theatre, game shows, theme parks, my family and great meals. Not necessarily in that order.
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for making our vay-cay stay in LA so enjoyable. The rooms are classy, the… https://t.co/mNKLSOS0wX
Donald Trump - for Pete's sake (and I don't even know Pete), release your tax returns.
Some friends are hosting a magic event at Cicada Club in downtown LA. If magic is your thing, check it out: https://t.co/ndp8UJKgz3
One of the world's best choreographers @sonyatayeh
is creating a new show and needs Kickstarter help. Worth a look: https://t.co/f3zqEe4ig4
On my brother's recommendation I saw Nick Speegle today. He's amazing. A real pro. I think my back is on the mend now. Super happy. Retweeted by Neil Patrick Harris
My latest obsession: Sugru. Moldable glue that you can shape into anything. It's awesome. Check it out: https://t.co/3SIhRz8fKj
Albuquerqueans, help! My brother's back is out, ribs locked. Needs professional relief, stat. Suggestions? (Everyone else, sorry to bother.)
Loved reading this in depth story about @HowardStern
in the @nytimes
. He really does give great interview. https://t.co/HxjYx5PV0n
I'm excited to announce I will co-host the 2016 #GCFestival
! It should be epic! Take action to earn your tickets—https://t.co/6jULt6McW1
Last chance to see @derek_del
. Must see. As one who loves watching magic, I'm deeply honored to witness his choices. https://t.co/UATBDWphCa
In Toronto for the weekend, what should I do? Looking for recommendations: Theatre? Fitness? Restaurants? Massage? Museums? Lemme know.
Watched the Dallas shooting live on TV from Toronto last night. Such trauma. I yearn for positivity in a seemingly endless cycle of sadness.
Today is my father's 70th birthday. Ron Harris is an extraordinary father. I'm beyond lucky to… https://t.co/ydfs8eOPhk
Right? I'm on 240something. Lots of boxes. https://t.co/QV50PZXWp5
I can't stop playing Two Dots. Just acquired the Token of Love. Happy Pride! https://t.co/rpMa41KFWJ
LA: The most awesomest magi @derek_del
has extended his 1-man-show again! Breaking records! Brilliant effects! Go! https://t.co/UATBDWGStI
Happy Pride Ever'one! Open your hearts, your eyes, your minds. All is love, all is good. Stand tall. Smile. Dance. Live life large! #pride
Happy Father's Day! I'm so grateful for David being an amazing person, and for his selfless and… https://t.co/4TppvlXKcD
Thanks for all the amazing birthday love! You Twitterers are the awesomest..!
On this day 43 years ago - June 14th, 1973 - my mom was bustin' with baby.
So honored to have been part of the @TonyAwards2016
's historic night. Great to be in the room where it happened...The tragedy in Orlando is just beyond sad. My deepest regrets to all those suffering. There are no words that suffice. I'm...stunned.
A locked room book? I'm obsessed: Mysterious Cases contain codes, puzzles, letters, and boxes within boxes! Um, yes. https://t.co/cSihdJKKTP
Happy Memorial Day. Seems a strange adjective, happy, given the gravity of the occasion. My deep condolences to those who lost a loved one.
Happy Birthday, @Davidburtka
. Every year spent with you seems better and more exciting than the last. May this grand adventure never end...
for the awesome shoutout last night on @PriceIsRight
. You have great taste in words. And game shows. Much love.
I love flying home for weekends. I do. But if the ENTIRE time is spent building Star Wars LEGOS, is it worth it? Time well spent?@LEGO_Group
It hides my Olafiness. Thanks for the spectacular night. #fortunate https://t.co/bHhVBhJJ4E
Ooooh - It's Saturday the 14th! Be careful today: you never know what luck has in stor... Oh, wait. Scratch that. I think I'm off by a day.
(Non-Tony) Attention Must Be Paid: Big @HamiltonMusical
props to @OakSmash
for their amazingness. #werk
I know I’m not up for any awards... but Siri and I remain optimistic. #iPhone6s https://t.co/MAIuU1Nln5
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Celebrate with some tequila - I wouldn't know, but I hear it's delicious.Another boffo review for @derek_del
and his L.A. show In & Of Itself (@GeffenPlayhouse). Grab tix quick! https://t.co/Lb3FXoyQoC
LAers: One of the best people I know, @derek_del
, has a new live solo show. Read this review then get tickets quick: https://t.co/zUcw00jgVd
As it's May, the force be with you to donate to @MakeAWish
& win prizes. #ForceForChange
will double your donation! https://t.co/xERqlotQKN
Big congrats to @Lin_Manuel
for your 16 @TonyAwards2016
nominations - the most in history. Well deserved! #satisfied
LOVE Foster Brooks! Oh man, he makes me laugh. Well worth tracking down on the Tube of You. https://t.co/5WrQFJ7e4h
Too cool for school. But not really - it's just an expression. Kids: stay in school. https://t.co/SVHbV7SxyM
Working with @Hellmanns
+Peppers+Allspice+Coconut=unexpectedly delicious spread. Got my #Strangewich
, what’s yours? https://t.co/U2vwKUwQa2
Apparently the wording in my last post wasn't approved. Please forgive the ensuing redundancy, and in appreciation expect a kids pic.
Happy 4/20. (snicker, snicker...) Ooh, a Snickers..! #munch
Just saw @thatsnotusfilm
a funny & touching film about real relationships starring my bud @mpberger
. Watch it now! https://t.co/C5U6jOB6k0
YES! YES! YESSSS! Congrats to @Lin_Manuel
won the Pulitzer! So well deserved! https://t.co/Y502peGNlU
Thanks, Ryan. Nice chatting with you all. Have a great night. https://t.co/8XlR07C3Oh
Hooker Card Rise performed by John Gaughan at the Conference on Magic History. Stellar. https://t.co/GdD5RMba9S
Done. Eleven! https://t.co/XAHPvkiqcr
Bob the Drag Queen. https://t.co/JK3yYprKUI
He's gotta be in the hundreds of thousands. #yeahidid
Umm, yes. Right. Well said. https://t.co/oR0opAVPCx
Nothing at all. Wish more people appreciated its awesomeness, but I wasn't that involv...oh wait, yes I was. https://t.co/j8lofOnXBe
In production currently. My on/offscreen disposition is getting nastier and nastier. https://t.co/qsAmrAryyE
Right now? Satisfied. But I'm digging hard on @DaveedDiggs
, the Lancelot of the Revolutionary Set. https://t.co/zjPJOB1yKv
Discourage. Unless it was snuff films. I hear they pay a bundle. https://t.co/NK3Xh06pE9
They're awesomepants. Love them, but their taste in pants is exquisite. https://t.co/aZsdjgLlkP
I'm bored, Twitter. Let's chat.If, like me, you like apps and the earth, this is for you. #AppsforEarth
raises money for @World_Wildlife
. Go to: https://t.co/S2NbbnHWh2
bringing together top scientists & industry partners in #immunotherapy
Well played, @springsteen
. You represent the ideals of millions. Hopefully many will value your words and morals. https://t.co/dTBFaF9jD1
Tomorrow is my first day of shooting as Count Olaf. I'd cross my fingers but I can't trim my nails. #unfortunate https://t.co/0nwcRJ2KWk
The latter. https://t.co/gnIZZNk4N4
Happy birthday, @CobieSmulders
! You're the coolest, hottest, awesomest girl I've ever had the pleasure to know/kiss/marry/divorce/love.
Support the amazing @DemocracyPrep
Scholars. "Work Hard. Go to College. Change the World!” https://t.co/TXYBgghQ6n https://t.co/jRw3KUJgn5
Wow. Shocked to read about the sudden death of @GarryShandling
. One of the smartest and sharpest comedians ever on television. So sad. #RIP
One of my very favorite people, @derek_del
, has a new live show at the Geffen in LA. Directed by Frank Oz! Must see: https://t.co/Q3adNP2ag9
I was honored to recently hang with the inspiring scholars from @DemocracyPrep
. An amazing group & program! #Harlem https://t.co/JnGo7UR0I1
variety show gala that I hosted, #CircusAwesomeus
is on @HBOCanada
tonight at 9ET/8PT. Check it oot.Check out the two greatest living physical comedians Bill Irwin & David Shiner in Old Hats at the @SignatureTheatr https://t.co/iLrrJ4evuk
With two minutes to spare: Leprechaun https://t.co/OxJashMqhq
via YouTubeMy 'security' cell phone camera captured what our kids are quite sure is a leprechaun. It's been an exciting day. https://t.co/GbiSHoulrU
This morning the family came downstairs to find that leprechauns had trashed the place! Gah! #mischief https://t.co/l8tGYgerHt
Gosh, thanks USA Today for the glowing endorsement. https://t.co/a5ZSyLolPi
Honored to represent Team Luke at the @cycleforsurvival
event this morning. Thx @equinox
for hosting!#inspiration https://t.co/AL45rhPnrN
Just saw the opening of Disaster! on Broadway. The stupidest musical ever made and I CAN'T WAIT to see it again! @DisasterMusical
I discovered my ancestry on #FindingYourRoots
. Watch the finale tomorrow at 8/7c @PBS
from when I got to be a badass bitch. (Photo by @ariannephillips
I'm doing cardio at the gym while watching @FoodNetwork
and looking at this pic. Seems oxymoronic. @Equinox @gzchef https://t.co/A0s45C5Nrm
Want me to record your VM and support a cool immersive theater group at the same time? Bid here! https://t.co/gJh2mCwDs5 @WoodshedNYC
Heading to the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. @Davidburtka
and I will judge burgers and cook steaks. Come play! https://t.co/UUq4tYM7WM
Wait, witches?!? Explore my family legacy in #FindingYourRoots
TONIGHT at 8/7c on @PBS
Happy Valentine's Day! Allow the love, find the love, make the love. Not necessarily in that order.
Since I've reached 3 million followers on Instagram, I though I should finally post a dick pic. https://t.co/g2Af9cSSSI
Listening to Elton's new album Wonderful Crazy Night. It's fantastic. No surprise - he's a wonderful crazy man. Recommended. @eltonofficial
Good stuff, @TommyHilfiger
. I can't decide which...umm...outfit I like better. #TommyFall16
It really would be such poetic justice to have this building, currently spewing hate, become a haven for hope: https://t.co/lneqCrepR1
History has it's eyes on you, @jamescordon
. Congrats on @TheTonyAwards
! Crush it: you are not throwing away your - shot! @Lin_Manuel
Super proud of all involved in @GoGrease
. Infectious fun, live on a high wire - dangerous yet walkable! Bravo @AaronTveit
A minute away from Grease Live! Go Aaron! Go Vanessa! Go Tommy! Sending good vibes. Hopelessly devoted to you all!
Calling all who support LGBT causes - an amazing opportunity to turn vitriolic hate into heartfelt love: https://t.co/94HH6wpw3l
I'm trying to figure out Snapchat. Follow me if you'd like (friend me? Snap me?), I'm StoryofNPH. Apologies for the slow learning curve.
'If you can't fly, run, if you can't run, walk, if you can't walk, crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.' -M.L.K., Jr.
Just saw the luminous Kate Jennings Grant and the crazy talented cast of Noises Off on B'way. Maybe the funniest play ever conceived. #seeit
I'm excitedish to portray Count Olaf - its spending all day with those three horrible child actors that will be a challenge. #sneer
And why hasn't my butler told me to go to sleep yet? Or made me some tea? Or given me sage advice? Or reloaded my weapons?