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I dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, prestidigitation, immersive theatre, game shows, theme parks, my family and great meals. Not necessarily in that order.

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LAers: One of the best people I know, @derek_del, has a new live solo show. Read this review then get tickets quick: https://t.co/zUcw00jgVd
5/4
2016
As it's May, the force be with you to donate to @MakeAWish & win prizes. #ForceForChange will double your donation! https://t.co/xERqlotQKNBig congrats to @Lin_Manuel and @HamiltonMusical for your 16 @TonyAwards2016 nominations - the most in history. Well deserved! #satisfied
5/3
2016
LOVE Foster Brooks! Oh man, he makes me laugh. Well worth tracking down on the Tube of You. https://t.co/5WrQFJ7e4h
4/28
2016
Too cool for school. But not really - it's just an expression. Kids: stay in school. https://t.co/SVHbV7SxyMWorking with @Hellmanns+Peppers+Allspice+Coconut=unexpectedly delicious spread. Got my #Strangewich, what’s yours? https://t.co/U2vwKUwQa2Apparently the wording in my last post wasn't approved. Please forgive the ensuing redundancy, and in appreciation expect a kids pic.
4/27
2016
Happy 4/20. (snicker, snicker...) Ooh, a Snickers..! #munch
4/20
2016
Just saw @thatsnotusfilm a funny & touching film about real relationships starring my bud @mpberger. Watch it now! https://t.co/C5U6jOB6k0
4/19
2016
YES! YES! YESSSS! Congrats to @Lin_Manuel! #Hamilton won the Pulitzer! So well deserved! https://t.co/Y502peGNlU
4/18
2016
Thanks, Ryan. Nice chatting with you all. Have a great night. https://t.co/8XlR07C3OhSurvivor. https://t.co/fZ1uXlc9LBHooker Card Rise performed by John Gaughan at the Conference on Magic History. Stellar. https://t.co/GdD5RMba9SDone. Eleven! https://t.co/XAHPvkiqcrBob the Drag Queen. https://t.co/JK3yYprKUIHe's gotta be in the hundreds of thousands. #yeahidid #yeahhedid https://t.co/B34CBin0xOFletch. https://t.co/uc1o9fTsicUmm, yes. Right. Well said. https://t.co/oR0opAVPCxNothing at all. Wish more people appreciated its awesomeness, but I wasn't that involv...oh wait, yes I was. https://t.co/j8lofOnXBeIn production currently. My on/offscreen disposition is getting nastier and nastier. https://t.co/qsAmrAryyERight now? Satisfied. But I'm digging hard on @DaveedDiggs, the Lancelot of the Revolutionary Set. https://t.co/zjPJOB1yKv#umm #noKyle #notfromme https://t.co/XeoTYdrPUrDiscourage. Unless it was snuff films. I hear they pay a bundle. https://t.co/NK3Xh06pE9They're awesomepants. Love them, but their taste in pants is exquisite. https://t.co/aZsdjgLlkPI'm bored, Twitter. Let's chat.If, like me, you like apps and the earth, this is for you. #AppsforEarth raises money for @World_Wildlife. Go to: https://t.co/S2NbbnHWh2
4/17
2016
Kudos: @SParker & @ParkerICI bringing together top scientists & industry partners in #immunotherapy to #beatcancer. https://t.co/xyy44d6qFI
4/13
2016
Well played, @springsteen. You represent the ideals of millions. Hopefully many will value your words and morals. https://t.co/dTBFaF9jD1
4/9
2016
Tomorrow is my first day of shooting as Count Olaf. I'd cross my fingers but I can't trim my nails. #unfortunate https://t.co/0nwcRJ2KWk
4/5
2016
The latter. https://t.co/gnIZZNk4N4Happy birthday, @CobieSmulders! You're the coolest, hottest, awesomest girl I've ever had the pleasure to know/kiss/marry/divorce/love.
4/3
2016
Support the amazing @DemocracyPrep Scholars. "Work Hard. Go to College. Change the World!” https://t.co/TXYBgghQ6n https://t.co/jRw3KUJgn5
3/31
2016
Wow. Shocked to read about the sudden death of @GarryShandling. One of the smartest and sharpest comedians ever on television. So sad. #RIP
3/24
2016
One of my very favorite people, @derek_del, has a new live show at the Geffen in LA. Directed by Frank Oz! Must see: https://t.co/Q3adNP2ag9
3/23
2016
I was honored to recently hang with the inspiring scholars from @DemocracyPrep. An amazing group & program! #Harlem https://t.co/JnGo7UR0I1
3/20
2016
The @justforlaughs variety show gala that I hosted, #CircusAwesomeus is on @HBOCanada tonight at 9ET/8PT. Check it oot.Check out the two greatest living physical comedians Bill Irwin & David Shiner in Old Hats at the @SignatureTheatr https://t.co/iLrrJ4evuk
3/19
2016
With two minutes to spare: Leprechaun https://t.co/OxJashMqhq via YouTubeMy 'security' cell phone camera captured what our kids are quite sure is a leprechaun. It's been an exciting day. https://t.co/GbiSHoulrUThis morning the family came downstairs to find that leprechauns had trashed the place! Gah! #mischief https://t.co/l8tGYgerHt
3/17
2016
Gosh, thanks USA Today for the glowing endorsement. https://t.co/a5ZSyLolPi
3/15
2016
Honored to represent Team Luke at the @cycleforsurvival event this morning. Thx @equinox for hosting!#inspiration https://t.co/AL45rhPnrN
3/13
2016
Just saw the opening of Disaster! on Broadway. The stupidest musical ever made and I CAN'T WAIT to see it again! @DisasterMusical #hilarious
3/8
2016
I discovered my ancestry on #FindingYourRoots w/ @HenryLouisGates. Watch the finale tomorrow at 8/7c @PBS.
3/7
2016
#tbt from when I got to be a badass bitch. (Photo by @ariannephillips) #hedwig #nowig https://t.co/JnCvvxUXRWI'm doing cardio at the gym while watching @FoodNetwork and looking at this pic. Seems oxymoronic. @Equinox @gzchef https://t.co/A0s45C5Nrm
3/3
2016
Want me to record your VM and support a cool immersive theater group at the same time? Bid here! https://t.co/gJh2mCwDs5 @WoodshedNYC
2/29
2016
Heading to the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. @Davidburtka and I will judge burgers and cook steaks. Come play! https://t.co/UUq4tYM7WM
2/25
2016
Wait, witches?!? Explore my family legacy in #FindingYourRoots with @HenryLouisGates TONIGHT at 8/7c on @PBS. https://t.co/79BOmkSyhs
2/23
2016
Happy Valentine's Day! Allow the love, find the love, make the love. Not necessarily in that order.
2/14
2016
Since I've reached 3 million followers on Instagram, I though I should finally post a dick pic. https://t.co/g2Af9cSSSI
2/13
2016
Listening to Elton's new album Wonderful Crazy Night. It's fantastic. No surprise - he's a wonderful crazy man. Recommended. @eltonofficial
2/9
2016
Good stuff, @TommyHilfiger. I can't decide which...umm...outfit I like better. #TommyFall16https://t.co/fJnZltVjE7It really would be such poetic justice to have this building, currently spewing hate, become a haven for hope: https://t.co/lneqCrepR1
2/3
2016
History has it's eyes on you, @jamescordon. Congrats on @TheTonyAwards! Crush it: you are not throwing away your - shot! @Lin_Manuel
2/2
2016
Super proud of all involved in @GoGrease. Infectious fun, live on a high wire - dangerous yet walkable! Bravo @AaronTveit & @VanessaHudgensA minute away from Grease Live! Go Aaron! Go Vanessa! Go Tommy! Sending good vibes. Hopelessly devoted to you all!
1/31
2016
Calling all who support LGBT causes - an amazing opportunity to turn vitriolic hate into heartfelt love: https://t.co/94HH6wpw3l #donate
1/30
2016
I'm trying to figure out Snapchat. Follow me if you'd like (friend me? Snap me?), I'm StoryofNPH. Apologies for the slow learning curve.
1/27
2016
Harlem. https://t.co/ySj9nr2iiZ
1/23
2016
'If you can't fly, run, if you can't run, walk, if you can't walk, crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.' -M.L.K., Jr.
1/18
2016
Just saw the luminous Kate Jennings Grant and the crazy talented cast of Noises Off on B'way. Maybe the funniest play ever conceived. #seeit
1/17
2016
I'm excitedish to portray Count Olaf - its spending all day with those three horrible child actors that will be a challenge. #sneer #shudder
1/15
2016
And why hasn't my butler told me to go to sleep yet? Or made me some tea? Or given me sage advice? Or reloaded my weapons?I'm so stunned that Alan Rickman passed away. A truly brilliant actor - his performance on b'way in Private Lives was a master class. #RIPStar Wars: The Force Awakens not being nominated for a Best Picture Oscar is horse shit.I love that my inexpensive online bench purchase is worth stealing. And that I apparently have a 'butler'. I feel like Batman. #benchgate
1/14
2016
Snorkeling with my husband and kids in the Bahamas, surrounded by tropical fish, is a memory I'll remember forever. #lifeisrad
1/12
2016
Shocked and sad to hear about the passing of David Bowie. He was the definition of cool. A true pioneer, a fearless trailblazer. #RIP
1/11
2016
Super duper beyond crazypants excited to be going on a relaxing adventure trip with the family! All aboooooard! https://t.co/jHXX5LQmVV
1/9
2015
My 2016 New Years Resolutions: meditation, flexibility, handstands, and a crazy cool acting gig or three. Not necessarily in that order.Happy End of 2015! 'Twas a nonstop thrill ride for me, both in work and life. I'm beyond grateful. Can't wait to see what 2016 brings!
12/31
2015
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good sight..! https://t.co/3rg41HCrcb
12/25
2015
The most creatively inspiring website I know? @Colossal, fo sho. Check out the Top 15 Articles on Colossal in 2015 https://t.co/PEYAF0CDsnSo happy for/proud of Matt/Blue/Crow and their new family. Welcome to the neighborhood! Play date? https://t.co/ir7TDIkCc9 via YouTubeCurl up w/ the family & read the free holiday storybook I narrated for @target. Like the olden days but with iPads. https://t.co/XWjeD4KPLm
12/22
2015
Dudes: use my referral link to get a $5 coupon at Amazon for signing into the Amazon App the first time: https://t.co/LT1pMIAA56 #Amazon
12/20
2015
How good is @leslieodomjr in @HamiltonMusical? Exquisite looks, skills, voice, focus, confidence - just everything. Perfection. #RiseUpTook the family to @HamiltonMusical (2nd time for me). It's brilliance of another level. Makes me yearn to be that good. Thanks @Lin_Manuel!Thanks @RachaelRay for donating $10K to the great organization @AnimalLeague. Hope you'll all join #SantaPaws2015 & support their work, too!
12/19
2015
Love me some Sammy J and Randy. They're hilarious. Good get, @SeesoTV! https://t.co/OJWcgnSMpmExtended family coming into town for the holidays. What NYC events should we attend? @RadioCity? Nutcracker? Something new?
12/17
2015
So @BestTimeEver happened. Super grueling yet exuberant fun. I'm proud of what we did - live! - and still believe in variety. Stay tuned.
12/15
2015
Hey, Canadianites: my buddy @ChefAntonioPark returns to season 3 of @ChoppedCanada tonight at 9PM ET/PT on @FoodNetworkCA Don't miss it!
12/12
2015
Now THAT’S evil: if #BringBackMST3K hits $5.5M tmrw @BobbyLopez might write a new duet for me & @FeliciaDay. Help! https://t.co/OyBB3f7YHs
12/11
2015
Just saw @BwayColorPurple. Incredibly powerful, moving, emotional, important, inspired. Spectacular cast. Get a ticket, it's great theatre!
12/10
2015
Kudos to @SethMacFarlane for his Grammy nom. Congrats, crooner. https://t.co/SyBPyLBRu3
12/9
2015
Had a fun time at the opening of #TargetWonderland event tonight. And not contractually obligated to say it. Cool activities, toys, staff.Thanks to @sierraboggess and the entire cast of School of Rock for last night's performance. Those kids crushed it! Well played! @SoRmusical
12/7
2015
Putting up the Xmas tree. Want/need/must have a rad train set running underneath. Any suggestions on type/brand/etc? https://t.co/Nzt3SU7bN4
12/5
2015
Illuminations at the World Showcase in #EPCOT. This theme park rules. https://t.co/Vge9EyFTNIMy book makes a great holiday gift, plus it's paperback now, so it fits in a stocking. Boom. https://t.co/rTh84YJS4J https://t.co/GLdpbXulGS
12/2
2015
I gotsta do a show now. Nice chatting at you all. #EPCOTHow debonair..! https://t.co/idT5bj5ffvHamilton, the musical. #iamnotthrowinawaymy-shot https://t.co/8pz2NTGbbPYes. https://t.co/4o60Qh5ryiBig Hero 6 - robots, inventions, Baymax. https://t.co/TkTu43QjksIt comes and goes, your handle. Sometimes it's amazing, sometimes just really good. https://t.co/dvtTd9PzKjDisneytacular magicalicious familytasmic. https://t.co/lVuvv69hmCI can only image that he'll, umm, rock. https://t.co/4VwkeaMpgT
12/1
2015

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