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I dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, prestidigitation, immersive theatre, game shows, theme parks, my family and great meals. Not necessarily in that order.

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I'm really more of a grammar/punctuation whore but that's just me. https://t.co/8JrJ8FEhTJ
9/26
2016
25 years strong leads to a lifetime of strong bodies. Happy 25th Anniversary. You've never looked better. @Equinox #Equinox25
9/23
2016
So @Davidburtka and I are being interviewed by @gzchef Monday at 7:30 in NYC if you'd rather chat and not debate: https://t.co/cxS0bAtSbwIf a video is written and directed by @Joss Whedon and called 'Important', I'd say it's worth a look: https://t.co/P0TETNdKjFThanks @awallenstein for the kind words in Variety: "..always seem to be trying so hard onstage that they risk projectile flop sweat." #ouch
9/22
2016
Thanks, current cast of @HamiltonMusical for tonight's show. Our 5 year olds loved it - know most of the lyrics. What you do is profound.Thanks again for putting me up this weekend @Airbnb and @Audi. Wouldn’t have minded if it had been this house! https://t.co/FMdCVuoKmO
9/19
2016
Thanks for the questions everyone. And for those who didn't see it, seek out Life's A Party with @Davidburtka on @FoodNetwork. It's rad.Good question: JJ Abrams, Amy Schumer, Barack Obama, Amy Sedaris, Nick Jonas. https://t.co/Y5azaxByZP @Davidburtka sure can cook! @ActuallyNPH is awesome. Those kids are cute. Love @KellyRipa @FoodNetwork #LifesAParty
Retweeted by Neil Patrick HarrisHaggis. https://t.co/0xu7lGEk7PI like a simple citrus vinaigrette. Flavorful but not overpowering. https://t.co/a2pi90miuNBe yourself. Judgements are theirs, not yours. https://t.co/R1RcM1r3vDWell played, good man. https://t.co/aLrB9anc7II did! 'Twas my idea, actually. Turned out well. https://t.co/j0d6FgkOlWOnly in October. https://t.co/LeZHS2xz3p20,000. https://t.co/wvHdaduOeEGideon is quite an amazing sous chef. Harper loves to eat as she preps. https://t.co/kCAj9WUX5tSloppy Joes, I think..? https://t.co/3zKJVbWZARSharpen the knives. https://t.co/OSDCCgp7PRUmm, err, cereal? https://t.co/jHzh9n9tMI20,000 https://t.co/efBVA2290VGreen chile chicken enchiladas at the moment. Beyond. https://t.co/Qw3jwIPHlrI WANT to do this! #so proud https://t.co/GKTC1Iz7SgOk, fine. https://t.co/WdYVADoxFfI'm on this very episode..! https://t.co/n1KDpVgmHTI'm live tweeting during @Davidburtka's show, starting in 7 minutes on @FoodNetwork. Ask questions about him and the show and such.My baby daddy has a cooking show! Life's A Party w/ @Davidburtka -watch TODAY at 12:00pm EST/PST on the Food Network. Super proud of it/him.
9/18
2016
@ActuallyNPH @Airbnb Anytime—there’s enough house and horsepower to go around. #LiveToDrive https://t.co/v7bM5foPbJ https://t.co/b72rKeenSr
Retweeted by Neil Patrick HarrisFor moi? Thanks for the home & ride this weekend, airbnb and @Audi. What amazing award… https://t.co/RDxzbz7G3oEdward Albee passed away. Prolific playwright, Pulitzer Prize winner, friend and mentor to my husband @Davidburtka. He will be missed. #RIP
9/17
2016
Thanks for the sweet story on @Davidburtka and our family. Come back for tacos any time. Well, any Tuesday... https://t.co/R6MWuTJP2BStart your Fun Friday with me and @KellyRipa. Today we fondle my husband's meatballs & I get kicked in the stomach. @LiveKelly @Davidburtka
9/16
2016
Happy to be co-hosting @LiveKelly again today with @KellyRipa. Today Colin Firth reveals his accent is fake. Or maybe promotes his new film.The Mysterious Package Company makes these incredibly cool tactile experiences. Their latest is Filigree in Shadow: https://t.co/NINq1fR59K
9/15
2016
I'm co-hosting @LiveKelly tomorrow with @KellyRipa. We're gonna talk physics with Renee Zellweger. Or just talk about her movie. Not sure.
9/13
2016
Proud to be a NYer on this day. I still remember 9/11 in such vivid detail, first dividing and then uniting. Can't forget. #NeverForget
9/11
2016
The twins' first day of kindergarten. So many feels: excited, nervous, giddy, wistful. But mostly proud. Can't wait to see who they become.
9/7
2016
Gene Wilder passed away. Wow what a lovely career. Wonka, Dr. Frankenstein, Jim the Waco Kid... Sending strength to his wife of 25 yrs. #RIP
8/29
2016
Thanks @montagebh for making our vay-cay stay in LA so enjoyable. The rooms are classy, the… https://t.co/mNKLSOS0wX
8/15
2016
Donald Trump - for Pete's sake (and I don't even know Pete), release your tax returns.
8/12
2016
Some friends are hosting a magic event at Cicada Club in downtown LA. If magic is your thing, check it out: https://t.co/ndp8UJKgz3
8/10
2016
One of the world's best choreographers @sonyatayeh is creating a new show and needs Kickstarter help. Worth a look: https://t.co/f3zqEe4ig4
8/2
2016
On my brother's recommendation I saw Nick Speegle today. He's amazing. A real pro. I think my back is on the mend now. Super happy.
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7/31
2016
My latest obsession: Sugru. Moldable glue that you can shape into anything. It's awesome. Check it out: https://t.co/3SIhRz8fKj
7/30
2016
Albuquerqueans, help! My brother's back is out, ribs locked. Needs professional relief, stat. Suggestions? (Everyone else, sorry to bother.)
7/29
2016
Loved reading this in depth story about @HowardStern in the @nytimes. He really does give great interview. https://t.co/HxjYx5PV0n
7/27
2016
I'm excited to announce I will co-host the 2016 #GCFestival! It should be epic! Take action to earn your tickets—https://t.co/6jULt6McW1
7/26
2016
Last chance to see @derek_del. Must see. As one who loves watching magic, I'm deeply honored to witness his choices. https://t.co/UATBDWphCa
7/19
2016
In Toronto for the weekend, what should I do? Looking for recommendations: Theatre? Fitness? Restaurants? Massage? Museums? Lemme know.
7/9
2016
Watched the Dallas shooting live on TV from Toronto last night. Such trauma. I yearn for positivity in a seemingly endless cycle of sadness.
7/8
2016
Today is my father's 70th birthday. Ron Harris is an extraordinary father. I'm beyond lucky to… https://t.co/ydfs8eOPhk
6/30
2016
Yay! Go Amy! #attentionmustbepaid https://t.co/ui0nO0184kWow. A light-based Zeotrope. @Colossal curates the coolest stuff: https://t.co/QKfGoGJWO3
6/29
2016
Right? I'm on 240something. Lots of boxes. https://t.co/QV50PZXWp5Awesome. https://t.co/9skLaEKEW0
6/28
2016
I can't stop playing Two Dots. Just acquired the Token of Love. Happy Pride! https://t.co/rpMa41KFWJ #TwoDots https://t.co/0vsFCPHUXSLA: The most awesomest magi @derek_del has extended his 1-man-show again! Breaking records! Brilliant effects! Go! https://t.co/UATBDWGStI
6/27
2016
Happy Pride Ever'one! Open your hearts, your eyes, your minds. All is love, all is good. Stand tall. Smile. Dance. Live life large! #pride
6/26
2016
Happy Father's Day! I'm so grateful for David being an amazing person, and for his selfless and… https://t.co/4TppvlXKcD
6/19
2016
Thanks for all the amazing birthday love! You Twitterers are the awesomest..!
6/15
2016
On this day 43 years ago - June 14th, 1973 - my mom was bustin' with baby.
6/14
2016
So honored to have been part of the @TonyAwards2016 and @HamiltonMusical 's historic night. Great to be in the room where it happened...The tragedy in Orlando is just beyond sad. My deepest regrets to all those suffering. There are no words that suffice. I'm...stunned.
6/12
2016
A locked room book? I'm obsessed: Mysterious Cases contain codes, puzzles, letters, and boxes within boxes! Um, yes. https://t.co/cSihdJKKTP
6/1
2016
Happy Memorial Day. Seems a strange adjective, happy, given the gravity of the occasion. My deep condolences to those who lost a loved one.
5/30
2016
Happy Birthday, @Davidburtka. Every year spent with you seems better and more exciting than the last. May this grand adventure never end...
5/29
2016
Thanks @DrWillKirby for the awesome shoutout last night on @PriceIsRight. You have great taste in words. And game shows. Much love.
5/25
2016
I love flying home for weekends. I do. But if the ENTIRE time is spent building Star Wars LEGOS, is it worth it? Time well spent?@LEGO_Group
5/21
2016
It hides my Olafiness. Thanks for the spectacular night. #fortunate https://t.co/bHhVBhJJ4EOoooh - It's Saturday the 14th! Be careful today: you never know what luck has in stor... Oh, wait. Scratch that. I think I'm off by a day.
5/14
2016
(Non-Tony) Attention Must Be Paid: Big @HamiltonMusical props to @OakSmash, @JasCephasJones and @Anthony_Ramos1 for their amazingness. #werk
5/13
2016
I know I’m not up for any awards... but Siri and I remain optimistic. #iPhone6s https://t.co/MAIuU1Nln5
5/9
2016
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Celebrate with some tequila - I wouldn't know, but I hear it's delicious.Another boffo review for @derek_del and his L.A. show In & Of Itself (@GeffenPlayhouse). Grab tix quick! https://t.co/Lb3FXoyQoC
5/5
2016
LAers: One of the best people I know, @derek_del, has a new live solo show. Read this review then get tickets quick: https://t.co/zUcw00jgVd
5/4
2016
As it's May, the force be with you to donate to @MakeAWish & win prizes. #ForceForChange will double your donation! https://t.co/xERqlotQKNBig congrats to @Lin_Manuel and @HamiltonMusical for your 16 @TonyAwards2016 nominations - the most in history. Well deserved! #satisfied
5/3
2016
LOVE Foster Brooks! Oh man, he makes me laugh. Well worth tracking down on the Tube of You. https://t.co/5WrQFJ7e4h
4/28
2016

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