I dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, prestidigitation, immersive theatre, game shows, theme parks, my family and great meals. Not necessarily in that order.
LOVE Foster Brooks! Oh man, he makes me laugh. Well worth tracking down on the Tube of You. https://t.co/5WrQFJ7e4h
Too cool for school. But not really - it's just an expression. Kids: stay in school. https://t.co/SVHbV7SxyMWorking with @Hellmanns+Peppers+Allspice+Coconut=unexpectedly delicious spread. Got my #Strangewich, what’s yours? https://t.co/U2vwKUwQa2Apparently the wording in my last post wasn't approved. Please forgive the ensuing redundancy, and in appreciation expect a kids pic.
Happy 4/20. (snicker, snicker...) Ooh, a Snickers..! #munch
Thanks, Ryan. Nice chatting with you all. Have a great night. https://t.co/8XlR07C3OhSurvivor. https://t.co/fZ1uXlc9LBHooker Card Rise performed by John Gaughan at the Conference on Magic History. Stellar. https://t.co/GdD5RMba9SDone. Eleven! https://t.co/XAHPvkiqcrBob the Drag Queen. https://t.co/JK3yYprKUIHe's gotta be in the hundreds of thousands. #yeahidid #yeahhedid https://t.co/B34CBin0xOFletch. https://t.co/uc1o9fTsicUmm, yes. Right. Well said. https://t.co/oR0opAVPCxNothing at all. Wish more people appreciated its awesomeness, but I wasn't that involv...oh wait, yes I was. https://t.co/j8lofOnXBeIn production currently. My on/offscreen disposition is getting nastier and nastier. https://t.co/qsAmrAryyERight now? Satisfied. But I'm digging hard on @DaveedDiggs, the Lancelot of the Revolutionary Set. https://t.co/zjPJOB1yKv#umm #noKyle #notfromme https://t.co/XeoTYdrPUrDiscourage. Unless it was snuff films. I hear they pay a bundle. https://t.co/NK3Xh06pE9They're awesomepants. Love them, but their taste in pants is exquisite. https://t.co/aZsdjgLlkPI'm bored, Twitter. Let's chat.If, like me, you like apps and the earth, this is for you. #AppsforEarth raises money for @World_Wildlife. Go to: https://t.co/S2NbbnHWh2
With two minutes to spare: Leprechaun https://t.co/OxJashMqhq via YouTubeMy 'security' cell phone camera captured what our kids are quite sure is a leprechaun. It's been an exciting day. https://t.co/GbiSHoulrUThis morning the family came downstairs to find that leprechauns had trashed the place! Gah! #mischief https://t.co/l8tGYgerHt
Gosh, thanks USA Today for the glowing endorsement. https://t.co/a5ZSyLolPi
Happy Valentine's Day! Allow the love, find the love, make the love. Not necessarily in that order.
Since I've reached 3 million followers on Instagram, I though I should finally post a dick pic. https://t.co/g2Af9cSSSI
Listening to Elton's new album Wonderful Crazy Night. It's fantastic. No surprise - he's a wonderful crazy man. Recommended. @eltonofficial
I'm trying to figure out Snapchat. Follow me if you'd like (friend me? Snap me?), I'm StoryofNPH. Apologies for the slow learning curve.
'If you can't fly, run, if you can't run, walk, if you can't walk, crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.' -M.L.K., Jr.
Just saw the luminous Kate Jennings Grant and the crazy talented cast of Noises Off on B'way. Maybe the funniest play ever conceived. #seeit
And why hasn't my butler told me to go to sleep yet? Or made me some tea? Or given me sage advice? Or reloaded my weapons?I'm so stunned that Alan Rickman passed away. A truly brilliant actor - his performance on b'way in Private Lives was a master class. #RIPStar Wars: The Force Awakens not being nominated for a Best Picture Oscar is horse shit.I love that my inexpensive online bench purchase is worth stealing. And that I apparently have a 'butler'. I feel like Batman. #benchgate
Snorkeling with my husband and kids in the Bahamas, surrounded by tropical fish, is a memory I'll remember forever. #lifeisrad
Shocked and sad to hear about the passing of David Bowie. He was the definition of cool. A true pioneer, a fearless trailblazer. #RIP
Super duper beyond crazypants excited to be going on a relaxing adventure trip with the family! All aboooooard! https://t.co/jHXX5LQmVV
My 2016 New Years Resolutions: meditation, flexibility, handstands, and a crazy cool acting gig or three. Not necessarily in that order.Happy End of 2015! 'Twas a nonstop thrill ride for me, both in work and life. I'm beyond grateful. Can't wait to see what 2016 brings!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good sight..! https://t.co/3rg41HCrcb
The most creatively inspiring website I know? @Colossal, fo sho. Check out the Top 15 Articles on Colossal in 2015 https://t.co/PEYAF0CDsnSo happy for/proud of Matt/Blue/Crow and their new family. Welcome to the neighborhood! Play date? https://t.co/ir7TDIkCc9 via YouTubeCurl up w/ the family & read the free holiday storybook I narrated for @target. Like the olden days but with iPads. https://t.co/XWjeD4KPLm
How good is @leslieodomjr in @HamiltonMusical? Exquisite looks, skills, voice, focus, confidence - just everything. Perfection. #RiseUpTook the family to @HamiltonMusical (2nd time for me). It's brilliance of another level. Makes me yearn to be that good. Thanks @Lin_Manuel!Thanks @RachaelRay for donating $10K to the great organization @AnimalLeague. Hope you'll all join #SantaPaws2015 & support their work, too!
So @BestTimeEver happened. Super grueling yet exuberant fun. I'm proud of what we did - live! - and still believe in variety. Stay tuned.
Just saw @BwayColorPurple. Incredibly powerful, moving, emotional, important, inspired. Spectacular cast. Get a ticket, it's great theatre!
Putting up the Xmas tree. Want/need/must have a rad train set running underneath. Any suggestions on type/brand/etc? https://t.co/Nzt3SU7bN4
I gotsta do a show now. Nice chatting at you all. #EPCOTHow debonair..! https://t.co/idT5bj5ffvHamilton, the musical. #iamnotthrowinawaymy-shot https://t.co/8pz2NTGbbPYes. https://t.co/4o60Qh5ryiBig Hero 6 - robots, inventions, Baymax. https://t.co/TkTu43QjksIt comes and goes, your handle. Sometimes it's amazing, sometimes just really good. https://t.co/dvtTd9PzKjDisneytacular magicalicious familytasmic. https://t.co/lVuvv69hmCI can only image that he'll, umm, rock. https://t.co/4VwkeaMpgT