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Alysson Holt @alyssonholt Manhattan Beach, CA

Former MAXIM & FHM cover model navigating this thing called adulthood one day at a time #gohawks #doglover #savethewhales #kindnessmatters #beachbabeforlife

1,670 Following   26,232 Followers   32,277 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/10/09


My main goal in life right now is to somehow acquire a mini horse and have the means and property to take care of itnorthwesty ☕️🌲 https://t.co/jOcvTfU6pICDC on lettuce: 😡 CDC on guns: 🤐
Retweeted by Alysson Holt @Ocasio2018 Girl you are 🔥, so glad you wonThis #GivingTuesday, will you help us combat ocean plastic pollution? There's 7 days left. Here's why we need your… https://t.co/82sLKgZgUd
Retweeted by Alysson HoltHOW TO WRITE A STORY: 1. Get an idea 2. Think about idea for weeks 3. Still nothing 4. Fuck it. Make a deal with a… https://t.co/4bxnBFjATU
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11/21
2018
📍top of Mt. Ellinor https://t.co/6l7nqbeLrQLines might blur between the relaxed protocols of domestic lif... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4
11/20
2018
You want others to appreciate you and to acknowledge your plac... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4https://t.co/8UUurvUmDo
11/19
2018
SERIOUSLY, WTF. Someone Shot And Killed A Dolphin Off The Coast Of California - HuffPost https://t.co/9BesBkqCQWYou might require some quiet time to figure out the source of ... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4Hope for true love https://t.co/7cmLDP3mSGYou almost went back to the gym You almost started writing again You almost started a YouTube channel You almo… https://t.co/xFmj9DbX2C
Retweeted by Alysson Holthttps://t.co/NjrfwO4PKX @emilysears AMENI am so glad my twenties are over. What a shit show. Thirties is so much better!
Retweeted by Alysson Holt @LindseyPelas So true
11/18
2018
@hparahombres Bod goals af! 😍straight men hate anything with strong feminine energy. the patriarchy pits logic and emotions against each other a… https://t.co/WC68nero6o
Retweeted by Alysson Holt😍 https://t.co/XGyoaRZoHu @trulldc This is so cute ⛄️Words are more slippery when wet with strong emotions and fanc... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4I’m just UGHhttps://t.co/PB3i8SLBx1https://t.co/BWUPBPSBEYhttps://t.co/wCuYqVIlU5https://t.co/vVcub8WtiGI KNEW it was because someone forgot to RAKE THE LEAVES. Knew it!!! https://t.co/dQZqDBsmdC
Retweeted by Alysson Holt @ArianaGrande also R.E.M. is THE JAM ❤️🎶‼️🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 https://t.co/HgocJPnHeoToday has been better, thanks for all the messages and tweets💕
11/17
2018
Reconfirm events and meetings on your calendar today. Recent d... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4
11/16
2018
Having a HORRIBLE day I can’t even put it in words @MrJoeComo Sooo cute! Could be tater tots twin!Your social calendar appears chock full as your friends seek y... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4 @millevans_ @krysolsen_ The hair and makeup team should be rewarded in their own @halsey Totally normal babe. Appreciate Beauty and the female form! Everyone does just not everyone expresses it 😘I change poses every season, so what?🎄annual pier lighting ceremony with me myself and I! Can’t believe I’ve lived here 7 years 😧 where does the time go… https://t.co/EM2TLUDCYGThese are my dogs. They are best friends, brothers, and are extremely good at posing for the camera. https://t.co/i1ziSu7oJ0 @ArianaGrande @TBHITS How is this voice even real for a human. GOOD LAWD! 😇Note to self: I have two choices, evolve or repeat.
Retweeted by Alysson Holt @LindseyPelas THIS!!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 preach. So on point
11/15
2018
@KristenLouelle @SI_Swimsuit You got this girly!🙌🏻😍Your mind swirls with calculations and concerns about your fin... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4whyyyyy am I awake @TheMandyMoore Best show ever. It’s perfect👏🏻 @Scottishborn71 Omg this is so great 😹 @alyssonholt https://t.co/SVJzzZ40oF
Retweeted by Alysson HoltTater got groomed today and he’s pissed at me for requesting a bow. I have since taken it out. U cute tho. Nutmeg i… https://t.co/P0Wy8vQqaCMy heart hurts for Malibu so bad. The people, animals, the majestic place it is. I’ve been praying for rain and the… https://t.co/KKMeZxN5DVThis is my seasonal memoir summed up in a sentence https://t.co/OUXomm6Y4zNew lashes make me feel like a whole new woman❤️ https://t.co/MRkAESoFxe
11/14
2018
I cried 3 times in Toy Story 3, my favorite of the franchise. Is this one going to make up for those heartfelt tear… https://t.co/MWKPve6i6RNothing springs you back to feeling normal like thinking concr... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4Turn your wounds into wisdom. Oprah Winfrey
Retweeted by Alysson HoltOmg my snap story is about to expire and my crush hasn’t even watched my story yet... UGH. Why the fuck did I eve… https://t.co/1pU8WwWULH
Retweeted by Alysson Holt#Canada's salmon hold the key to saving its #orcas, via @guardian https://t.co/5Zx3vWfzLq
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11/13
2018
What’s a good playlist to clean your room to?Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) and Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) rank 1st and 2nd in passer rating in @NFL his… https://t.co/heCIwwC9JL
Retweeted by Alysson Holt[meets a therapy dog] "Are you taking new clients?"
Retweeted by Alysson HoltFocusing on all your faults and vices is an unfortunate misuse... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4what an interesting, challenging, painful and yet beautiful and exciting chapter of life ..... when it rains it pou… https://t.co/LFxJyY1gy2
Retweeted by Alysson HoltLashes really take ya from bitch to Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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11/12
2018
#gohawks! Wish I was going to game, I even have tickets but I’m under the weather today so I will be watching from home 💚💙🏈Your keen sense of responsibility is heightened, yet there’s a... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4he giraffe https://t.co/CBqJQa5uOe
Retweeted by Alysson HoltI am thinking so deeply for everyone who is suffering today from these abominable fires & grieving the loss of thei… https://t.co/acNf2FP8V2
Retweeted by Alysson Holtu in my dreams that’s why i sleep all the time
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11/11
2018
I am heartbroken for the people and animals in the fires. I can see it across the bay from my doorstep and it’s so tragic I have no words :(☹️ Horribly burned bunny receiving medical care at Ventura County Animal Services. 🐰 will be heading to a medical f… https://t.co/0EBBbPR5ga
Retweeted by Alysson HoltUnfinished business begs for your undivided attention today. H... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4https://t.co/ZJ69b2QLtNHelp me support the firefighters who are risking their lives on the front lines of 3 horrific wildfires: #CampFirehttps://t.co/f51rXt5Uto
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11/10
2018
@SomaBoy Thank you for sending 😊 @chelseaheathh Thank you so much girly love you. ❤️Release some of the pressure off your mind in a constructive m... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4I’ve been depressed this week. V low energy and could sleep for days. It’s a lifelong battle I have to keep fighting and it’s so hard. @RT_com This is so sad it makes me sick 💔As discussed with @joerogan during my last visit. This is where Marineland buys their whales. This is what we’re fi… https://t.co/RXJcVRhC9X
Retweeted by Alysson HoltWe write beautiful obituaries, capturing the breadth of multiple lives, instead of changing how one asshole with a gun ended them.
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11/9
2018
me https://t.co/x2RlhYtzOFThe #BorderLineShooting in Thousand Oaks, California is the 304th mass shooting in America this year.
Retweeted by Alysson HoltBar Home Office Airport Church Concert Daycare Hospital Nightclub Newsroom Post office Restaurant Pre-school Synago… https://t.co/EVJNMmOulF
Retweeted by Alysson HoltTerrorism by definition: the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursui… https://t.co/a9McckyJ3Q
Retweeted by Alysson HoltMental illnesses didn’t shoot & kill 12 people in #ThousandOaks last night. A man with a gun did. Im sick of people… https://t.co/U0fpRY4ziH
Retweeted by Alysson HoltLast night, people went to the #Borderline with their friends to just have fun and sadly not everyone made it home… https://t.co/K4XVfbvxwC
Retweeted by Alysson HoltWhether at a movie theater, a mall, a school, praying in a church or synagogue, or dancing at a bar, no one is safe… https://t.co/fU54QdPOgS
Retweeted by Alysson HoltA breakthrough behind the scenes with your work or your person... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4Oh. My. God. This is so tragic and makes me so sad to read this headline. We needed gun control 50 shootings ago, t… https://t.co/NFuynGSwMGBitch you don’t like me ?? I don’t care my ass still fat
Retweeted by Alysson HoltThanksgiving is the only holiday that doesn’t let me down I am so excited
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11/8
2018
I only want a relationship if it’s on par with Andrea & Mike’s in I’m Sorry @andreasavage @truTV @TomEScott @Allison_Tolman @MsJuneDiane @ScottAukerman @lennonparham @mradamscotthttps://t.co/Lf50b9N5OIYou prove to be a true friend to someone who’s feeling the blu... More for Capricorn https://t.co/KKeSZsVjn4 @halsey All the time...u ever try to be nice to someone who’s a dick and ur like welp. never doing that again !
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11/7
2018

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