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Don't drag my best friend, TV, into this.

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Joined Twitter 3/4/09


THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR https://t.co/zRfX46SDVW
Retweeted by Steph! @mariabamfoo @TheLadyDynamite 👋👋👋 @amanduhduh https://t.co/bVYUQnDjvTNice to break out the cold weather jackets & find my chapsticks right where I left them.
10/17
2017
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Retweeted by Steph! @TheOnion @trevschroed SO TEPID🎶When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band...🎶 https://t.co/8kTje5KlY0 @nickhansenMN Won both my matchups this week 😏
10/16
2017
@abby_booth bye zac
10/13
2017
@daveheal @Bickfor2 @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @elizmayerle now watch dave will be engaged in 2 weeksI DO NOT appreciate that on my 1990s JP @McDonalds cup Alan gets to be “Dr Grant”, while Dr Sattler is just “Ellie”… https://t.co/GRE2lP5ADv @daveheal @andreasilenzi @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 if we cant trust reddit, who CAN we trusti am excited to go home later today and scream into the void for twenty minutes
Retweeted by Steph! @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi 26-31. (27)
10/12
2017
1 year mark of my Jeopardy audition. 6 mo until I’m out of the contest pool. I wait by the phone for NO man (except Alex Trebek apparently)
10/10
2017
Good thing I decided to read a list of the “25 Best Horror Films” right before bed.I put this on a cd for a 'getting to know you' mixtape swap my 1st year of college, in case you're wondering if I'v… https://t.co/zNhp8HHVcY @Bickfor2 @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi is either a positive? @daveheal @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi It’s a crutch. It gets *real* sad when the truths and the lie are all equally boring
10/9
2017
🏈🙌 @crosbykicks2 #GBvsDAL #GoPackGo https://t.co/fdrkK6mTwQ
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10/8
2017
Can we at least come together as a nation to agree those Subway commercials for that autumn turkey sub make it look absolutely disgusting?Found the beautiful @heyoceanband ‘Sprawl’ cover on @Riffstation-paired w/the amazing video, felt like I was jamming with friends. So cool.
10/7
2017
RIP AIM. honor this somber day by opening a door and shutting it and opening it again and shutting it till your crush pays attention to you
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Retweeted by Steph!Thank god that in high school I had the foresight to PRINT OUT many many pages of AIM conversations. I still have them, thank you paper!!
Retweeted by Steph! @margeincharge Auditioned last Oct in NYC...have the day I'm out of the pool if I don't get a call on my calendar s… https://t.co/tqO5RwXk5i @daveheal @Bickfor2 @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi "Tinder Bio That’s Just “Puppies! Tacos! Travel!” as If Those Were… https://t.co/Xzxe1ikk39
10/6
2017
@Kate_Chastain “Heh” @RyanHoulihan decided my nycc look would be "j&tpc movie extra" @RyanHoulihan I BOUGHT ONE TOO @Bickfor2 @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi like, yes PLEASE tell me more about how you *love* music @Bickfor2 @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi No. Id prefer they warn me if they hate to laugh. People LOVE to… https://t.co/Uy7xxWhBns
10/3
2017
@lindseyweber Fight the good fightSo Netflix loses 30 Rock & then tries to sell me on Lucy Hales Cinderella Story?!? THAT IS NOT AN EVEN EXCHANGE, NETFLIX #blerg @jules__g i'll sell you mine for $100 @totallygoodtime @TalkFastGilmore https://t.co/IHJaDACXmk
10/1
2017
Spotify put Hoku on my time capsule. Well played.
9/29
2017
@Chelsea_Fagan its kind of close to 'same old love'? @Bickfor2 @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi when youre 27 and still give your parents a christmas list (with n… https://t.co/MGRCCn1c7J @daveheal @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi Hope you start a gift registry at Dylan’s Candy Bar
9/28
2017
@nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi That’s also a rampant ct problem. Everyone born here who will ev… https://t.co/4SUtRkq7rY @Bickfor2 @nickhansenMN @daveheal @andreasilenzi Either Insurance & finance bros or have never left their moms house. @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi Someone help. CT is a wasteland. @Bickfor2 @nickhansenMN @daveheal @andreasilenzi He also made sure to inform me that that message counted as a 1st… https://t.co/YahFtFD57F @nickhansenMN @daveheal @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi I just got an okc message in which I was called a "rambling nerd"… https://t.co/TtlHR5hnsX @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi Well....that seems like a very on brand way to be rude @nickhansenMN @daveheal @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi More just research recon for us normals @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi You know you have to go, right? @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi Oh well aren’t you eliteI CANNOT https://t.co/bnKbgwBkZ8
9/27
2017
@loreal_therese 👏 👏 👏 Thats me clapping back at you.@crosbykicks2 for the WIN! 👟 🏈 Highlight 🎥: https://t.co/GosoMVGAGW #CINvsGB #GoPackGo https://t.co/Clj2lldmgs
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9/25
2017
Big day for crying if two of your main triggers are political protest and "friendship between big tough guys"
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9/24
2017
😭😭😭 https://t.co/JZiHYqtLov
9/23
2017
@nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi 🍺from me to you @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi Jeeeeeeeeze @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi Isn’t like...BUYING someone’s profile a scam in itself though 🤔Ok, I love @nbcthegoodplace , but that season premiere stressed me the FORK out. @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @daveheal @andreasilenzi EOD update? @ImStephRamos @VZWSupport Wow, I got a very opposite experience about an hour ago. #TaleOfTwoStephs
9/22
2017
@nickhansenMN @daveheal @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 REVEAL YOUR SECRETS ERIC @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 I feel like I’m a part of something important right now @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 Damn nick lookin good @daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 Or gets you sued by someone @nickhansenMN @daveheal @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 I’d just demand they close the account. Match is so whackI miss the days when theyd come to Roc every few months& I could see them on the reg, but happy to see my 15th @JukeboxtheGhost show 2nite 👻Me: Hi. Yes. I can’t come to work today because it’s a religious holiday. My boss: *checks calendar* Uhh. What rel… https://t.co/2uHg6Vi4IX
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9/21
2017
@nickhansenMN @daveheal @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 Thoughts on this one? Would you assume your friends wouldve told y… https://t.co/mL4Uxk4jmw
9/19
2017
Omg the @jennyowenyoungs cue at the end of @BoJackHorseman 😭😭😭
9/16
2017
@drewtoothpaste @loreal_therese
9/15
2017
@drewmagary JUST was thinking that. I'm really into how the orange stroke around the nameplate letters looks in faraway shots @geekswhodrink https://t.co/lhfj1CFbLz @FieldNotesBrand @julianaculbert
9/14
2017
@bobbyfinger i knew something was different in the air when i woke up this morning
9/13
2017
@hoovdog96 @_samelleman_ thanks a lot hoover, cant wait for my birthday when its gonna be cricketsHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PRECIOUS HUMAN @hoovdog96 YOU'RE THE CRINKLED POPPY TO MY MISFOLDED POCKET FLAG
9/11
2017
And I basically started crying at the sight of Obama in the One America commercial, so that's where I'm at today.Already dreading a season's worth of truck commercials.
9/10
2017
@linzydineen10 @smallpools I love smallpools
9/9
2017

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