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@nickhansenMN @espn An ESPN The Magazine subscription is a perfect holiday gift for friends and family alike! @espn @nickhansenMN this is the issue you want
12/12
2017
@daveheal @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 I basically echoed your thoughts, especially not knowing the terms… https://t.co/f4pQVfVQtj @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @Bickfor2 @daveheal You have to finish the stakeout first
12/10
2017
@Francesca_x7o get better friends
12/8
2017
The Southington Target was just inundated by Shop With a Cop and it makes me so happy.
12/7
2017
@kaymathews @nocontexttgp @abby_booth ok thank u @nocontexttgp @kaymathews @abby_booth
12/6
2017
Eleanor Wolf Dapkus was a Racine Belle from 1943-50. In '43 she led the #AAGPBL with 10 HR (dead ball era) & was an… https://t.co/ZuhbTTsjxl
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12/5
2017
Lately, every day sounds like this with the volume up as high as it goes https://t.co/wMi2zf0izS
12/4
2017
@Chelsea_Fagan OH MY GOD it’s essential#MyCauseMyCleats: @crosbykicks2 is representing his mom’s organization @TheLocker_gtown 👟 https://t.co/voxBpd0GKg
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12/3
2017
Well it was certainly fun being locked out of my apt building in my pajama pants and flip flops with no phone for 4… https://t.co/VzBeaTwAlK
12/2
2017
I’d like to send a shout out to this week for the stress breakout I’m currently experiencing.
12/1
2017
@DanaSchwartzzz @loreal_therese @MOPrinting @trevschroed you may be interested
11/29
2017
@loreal_therese that means its camoflauge @loreal_therese i am now that you told me
11/28
2017
.@erinhamlin makes fourth Olympic team on historic day for @USA_Luge Story: https://t.co/LGiv4p8XfP https://t.co/CTVseJTYmY
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11/27
2017
When I was young I used to love to go Black Friday shopping but now i exclusively like not leaving my house ever an… https://t.co/CEwwhN7skd
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11/24
2017
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11/23
2017
@nickhansenMN I really liked the pilot, glad that amazon listened to my feedback survey and greenlit it
11/22
2017
@nickhansenMN fork yeaaaaahHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CARLY RAE JEPSEN - I hope everyone celebrates this day accordingly, perhaps by...going to the sto… https://t.co/NI5vDlwXvn
11/21
2017
I smell snow.
11/20
2017
@totallygoodtime @TalkFastGilmore @loreal_therese @TalkFastGilmore @totallygoodtime @loreal_therese
11/18
2017
At the point where I'm just a sentient heavy sigh
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11/16
2017
@TIME @ohhhvioleta
11/15
2017
@CesidiaMaria @vulture @UnRealLifetime @NBCSuperstore @DarcyCarden America Fererra’s a treasure @vulture @UnRealLifetime @NBCSuperstore @DarcyCarden @CesidiaMaria !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha! Nice try @AaronRodgers12 not even close! I mean just look at the way your smile doesn’t even—or the fact that… https://t.co/bTbFHeSM0E
Retweeted by Steph!Still thinking about yesterday morning when coincidentally(???) an airplane pulling a car insurance company banner… https://t.co/KxKC0IvAdv
11/14
2017
@abby_booth 😉 @abby_booth 😬Car parked in front of the church near my place with license plate “AMEN”. At least you know they aren’t a bandwagon fan.Love me some Marty B, but how do you go from weeks out & needing season-ending surgery in GB to on the field in just a couple days in NE? 🤔
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11/13
2017
Today Sounds Like: https://t.co/3LOcAWqO5S
11/12
2017
Tears of joy. @kayhanley is a hero. https://t.co/MQj9s833XC
11/11
2017
"Plans"? Oh, yeah, if by plans you mean am I going to open a bottle of wine and eat a wheel of cheese, then yeah, I have plans tonight.Picking all of the Reeses Pieces out of my bag of trail mix makes me think maybe I should've just bought a bag of Reeses Pieces
11/10
2017
I will be SOOOO happy if we can have this show back https://t.co/V90ycS8irp
11/9
2017
@nickhansenMN I’m a chidi, obv 😎 @socarolinesays what does it say if my brain immediately went "boyfriend to Analeigh Tipton, 3rd place finisher of ANTM cycle 11"I hate that it’s “pitch black outside at 5pm” season
11/8
2017
@Chelsea_Fagan I’d argue it was worth it, but I might be biased
11/5
2017
I’d really love it if a giant bag of Twizzlers just showed up at my apartment right now. @loreal_therese OMG STOP SERIOUSLY?!?
11/3
2017
@totallygoodtime @TalkFastGilmore cc @loreal_therese @nickhansenMN https://t.co/k7sCSygg0M
11/2
2017
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Retweeted by Steph! @Chelsea_Fagan we can tack this on to cheese wheel restaurant day
11/1
2017
i love this more than that Tom Brady courtroom sketch https://t.co/LK1wlm7A55
Retweeted by Steph!🎶 Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, SPOOKY, SCARY, boys becoming MEN...men becoming WOLVES 🎶 ✡️👦➡👱➡🐺✡️ #30Rock https://t.co/2KrJMYGdyZ
Retweeted by Steph!Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky.... https://t.co/rpld9ubphb
10/31
2017
Now I feel like a genius for never having started House of Cards.
10/30
2017
@KeiraGoin @CTWhale_NWHL @NWHL Pumped to have some U 👏🏼 TI 👏🏼 CA 👏🏼 in CT! Welcome! @NWHL @DunkinDonuts Thank you @DunkinDonuts!! @loreal_therese Not toniiiight, no. Not toniighhhttt. Noooo
10/27
2017
@margeincharge Pawnee Goddess, hands down. https://t.co/932TbPEiQ8Parked the mini between a smart car and a beetle, thus completing the Small Car Trifecta @Chelsea_Fagan Omg! her post-election performance on Samantha bee’s show was the only thing that made me feel kind of okay
10/26
2017
@nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @daveheal @Bickfor2 yeah yeah yeah go to bed @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @daveheal @Bickfor2 either that or everyone can come to minnesota with me for olympic… https://t.co/hGmKZXjtxh“I don’t like jerks” -@nickhansenMN , really telling it like it is. @margeincharge https://t.co/6fLm9Brm9iBecome a NWHL Ticket Ambassador Today! https://t.co/NYtyHFJZBI https://t.co/GLGh0hLUVG
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10/25
2017
Today's such a rainy downer mess that I had to make a pre-work trip somewhere capable of shaking off the meh: the candle aisle at a TJMaxx
10/24
2017
@daveheal i'm tricky like that @daveheal comma billyI can’t find Count Chocula anywhere and it’s causing me distress. Someone mail me cereal!Man behind the Car Rental desk Honolulu airport asked us if we wanted to try "The Jurassic Experience". I said nothing.
Retweeted by Steph! @nickhansenMN that...makes no sense
10/23
2017
@packers @crosbykicks2 @trevschroed you better be getting me one of these.@crosbykicks2 on your program cover. #NOvsGB #GoPackGo https://t.co/r7tIjN3KYM
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10/22
2017
Here's everything you need to know about the #NJDevils partnership with the Metropolitan @Riveters! https://t.co/4JnEqOSAu0
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10/21
2017
@nickhansenMN @daveheal @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi Omg Can I have your autograph
10/20
2017
@mariabamfoo @TheLadyDynamite 👋👋👋
10/18
2017

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