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Called a 'celebration of human awkwardness' by @NPR, Why Oh Why is a show about dating from @Panoply. Named a best new podcast of 2016 by @NYTimes. I'm single.

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@Hendersongoo So glad you're coming!
9/23
2017
@nickhansenMN @ampersteph @daveheal @Bickfor2 Yay I have his number now. Think he's a boob guy or a butt guy? Getting my selfie stick ready..@andreasilenzi fan theory: Randy is secretly dating Omarosa
Retweeted by Andrea Silenzi @nickhansenMN @ampersteph @daveheal @Bickfor2 Can I get his number first tho? He looks like he might own a boat.In Spy we called him "mentally deranged dotard Donald Trump" for a while before we changed to "short-fingered vulga… https://t.co/UnFgg968uc
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9/21
2017
Listener Danny recommended @andreasilenzi's ep. "Like A Virgin" for our Welcome To Adulthood playlist. Find it here… https://t.co/6t7YMutjyt
Retweeted by Andrea Silenzi @mynamesnotem This is hilarious. I love this one! @whiteley_rose Right. Might be worth trying Hinge or The League or Bumble to avoid those... @whiteley_rose It's called Feeld now (legal stuff!). I always think they're just trying to catch us at our curious… https://t.co/UCtzXy6KBbWhen you're 5'11" but claim to be 6' https://t.co/33ErC7tN4k
Retweeted by Andrea SilenziWe're teaming up w/ @ThirdCoastFest for a dating game in Chicago Nov 2! Bring a wingman, or we'll assign you one: https://t.co/BOdwDxWCncCurious how you'd do on a blind Skype date? I dare you: https://t.co/EJaG8CXuY4 https://t.co/bxhrmUrYvb
9/20
2017
@Stammy Should I google this? SFW?This week on the show, we discussed how to compose a strong opening line. What's the weirdest one you've seen? https://t.co/3CNq0yMJdD @saswyryt Ew!!"Have you ever tried to say booze cruise and accidentally said Blues Clues?" —guy on LOL-full ep of @andreasilenzi's https://t.co/GsxXMgNHjD
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9/19
2017
1) go to ikea 2) download tinder 3) set your radius to 1 mile 4) match with someone in ikea 5) choose a room to settle down and have kids
Retweeted by Andrea SilenziJust bought my ticket and I'm so excited to affirm my search for co-CEO of Family Inc. with Why Oh Why nerds! ❤️ https://t.co/YNXDgLJWa3
Retweeted by Andrea SilenziChicago listeners! Tickets are now on sale for our live show Thurs Nov 2nd @ Chicago Theater Works:… https://t.co/tlGDnAAyCN @Zimm102090 @glauxgirl @LenCast57 Yesss! @Press_Coffee There would have to be single men in her orbit for that to happen. There just aren't
9/18
2017
Grandma Phyllis to her doctor: "Too bad you're married! I'm trying to help my Granddaughter meet someone like you."… https://t.co/OovS1hZLZ6Just donated $20 to help the @freemusicarchiv survive and thrive! An essential resource for podcasters everywhere:… https://t.co/NEsaVN1Xc0 @oxc297 He is!! @fellfromfiction Michael! @helenzaltzman calls you a snob in our latest episode. I'm sorry. Blame her not me! @TheOnlyIbukun Ari! We joke about this one in or latest pod. It actually became the title bc @helenzaltzman made me… https://t.co/97oYO6YUE8 @JoshJackson10 Hey Josh! You made @helenzaltzman laugh with this one in our latest episode. Thanks again for sharing it. @HelenBelen89 Hey Helen! We read your limerick in our newest episode with @helenzaltzman. Well done!Hooray! I'm on one of my favourite podcasts! https://t.co/2CF6vH3S41
Retweeted by Andrea SilenziHey! The wonderful @helenzaltzman is here to suggest better opening lines for your online dating life:… https://t.co/LoQciRpNVJ @OnMaggiesFarm Ohhhhhhhhh how'd it turn out? @santilegas You evacuate from your city together because a hurricane is coming.Did any of you go on an "evacuation date" for #HurricaneIrma? Send me a note: whyohwhy@panoply.fm
9/17
2017
@Elena_Allegra Before there was the Tinda Finger we had this: https://t.co/psuPCvQ6cD
9/15
2017
I'm glad you stopped to tweet! https://t.co/YEQfgAHyvT @saucypony You're either following Bumble or The League. Trying to reach out to people interested in dating apps.
9/13
2017
Dale Seever dates via fax machine, and recommends turtlenecks as first date attire. What a guy! https://t.co/yfxVk1o4Q3Podcast PPL, have ya seen #TheFestChicago stellar lineup?! Don't miss this new podcast festival in Chicago Nov 1-12… https://t.co/GIrXwxEvvG
Retweeted by Andrea Silenzi @LAJenTweets Oh no! I just forgot about it for 3 months and eventually got in. @whiteside29 So true, Julia!Podcast idea: 100 First Dates at IkeaJust started the Why Oh Why? podcast hosted by @andreasilenzi because I get my kicks from secondhand embarrassment. 🤖
Retweeted by Andrea SilenziLook what you made me do 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/5TCuv8Xtj4
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9/12
2017
And he's using his band's Twitter account to tell me that? Glad you like the show! https://t.co/K2VwivmqX6This week on #WhyOhWhy: can @andreasilenzi find ❤️ on a ⛵? Or just people who love boats? 🤔 https://t.co/HJekirtBRn
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9/11
2017
@interstalking @khrunde Lol, she's going to be featured on another team's podcast soon! When she does, I'll be sure to share it here.
9/10
2017
@samsuperstar Not if the guy who said that to you lives upstairs..."The landlord doesn't allow dogs, but maybe if I told him how pretty your eyes are he'd change his mind." https://t.co/oIBnMYFSHd
9/9
2017
I don't think any of you understand just how pure corgis are. He keeps trying to share that bone with his reflecti… https://t.co/Yqq0tx45wu
Retweeted by Andrea Silenzi @candrews It's 2017. Men and women can be friends! The friends vibe is mutual. That's why we're helping each other… https://t.co/YQgCGvesRJ @LAJenTweets You could be bi for a day...If I can track him down, I'm totally setting you guys up! https://t.co/EH31vAAavZGood news: I started listening to Why Oh Why with @andreasilenzi Bad News: I'm remembering the dating horrors that await back in Brooklyn
Retweeted by Andrea Silenzi @Bickfor2 @ampersteph @daveheal @nickhansenMN Depends on the ex! There are some people who I'd hide under piles of trash to avoid. @andreasilenzi @LindseyKrat @hillaryfrank Don't skip the Why Oh Why #podcast ads. @valeriecodes, @andreasilenzi & I… https://t.co/2hIdPMWUiN
Retweeted by Andrea Silenzi @tonytam This is the best compliment! @thachase @garfunkeloates Sing along: https://t.co/Y6FXOTJ1HM @thachase @garfunkeloates ME TOO. I think about it all the time. @boyreporter That sounds like a great weekend! I think the actual moral of the episode is doing things that bring y… https://t.co/gBUqTL5ZSmIn today's episode, why boats > dating. I attend a sunset cruise hosted by The League with my friend Mike:… https://t.co/4JAd8r0259 @boyreporter Yes, you do! @misc I guess sometimes? I honestly don't know. Depends on her?
9/8
2017
I'm coming back to Chicago this November for #TheFest17! https://t.co/FQ3GezYzcEWhite men lol (h/t @LindseyKrat) https://t.co/P5TW69KLFX @alixmcalpine IT'S A LINE??! WHUT.White men lol https://t.co/dIFJTxgjGE
9/7
2017
@TheHell_Podcast It's funny because they still have to give you 1 star.The good news is that if we ever stop being friends, you can still hurt me from afar with your passive aggressive iTunes reviews 🙃 @GFriday @RandyIsDaMan knows wolves!
9/6
2017
#tbt to witnessing guy "friend" who'd been asking u out for a year devolve into the FauxFeminist nightmare… https://t.co/7TUamNipmp
Retweeted by Andrea SilenziWhy Oh Why has not been found to reduce dating woes! Possible side effects include loudly groaning whenever couples… https://t.co/qi9yWskDcP @CantorCWunch Not necessarily! Only when there's a mutual match. @BKathleen_, will you let us know how it goes?Listener @ashleyhufford has a dating query. @nickhansenMN and @daveheal, are you avail for a Twitter consult?That would be @theleague for you https://t.co/OWFYnLXPpkI approve this message! It's going to do way more for you than just, "I love 🍕 and 🍷" which is half the profiles I… https://t.co/j285TklQIb
9/5
2017
Gotta love his honesty? https://t.co/XFP7LO9zDrBoston listeners! Would you? https://t.co/J5BFYM9UgL
9/4
2017
@linhle1784 There are hinders everywhere! But glad you're out there!
9/2
2017

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