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A Black man driving in Milwaukee County is pulled over by cops who immediately draw their guns on him. When the dri… https://t.co/LLRpt37ObR
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Retweeted by DresNicki called me reporting her album selling 190k fake news only to find out she sold lower. I’m logging off. Goodnight.
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8/20
2018
So I was playing Fornite and I started coughing so this kid started giggling, and asked if I had Ligma. Without thi… https://t.co/Kq8HwQBuwD
Retweeted by DresWhat if dogs destroyed shoes because that’s what we put on before we leave https://t.co/IHwlVj03Om
Retweeted by Dres💯 Barter 6 reigns king https://t.co/UNDTEhAT8iHe really asked if Kobe could handle The Big 3 😂 (via @thebig3) https://t.co/7OtyLbbUj0
Retweeted by DresBoy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the pengui… https://t.co/4AxPHL1Lt9
Retweeted by DresJaylen Brown was on Bloomberg TV to discuss his interests off the court including investing in tech and making conn… https://t.co/AwOLE0TLVB
Retweeted by DresHe was ready to risk it all until he saw that camera 😭😂 https://t.co/R94dWA0dEp
Retweeted by DresMilk is white, and so am I ! Haha ! Names Chester by the way, Ches for short ! https://t.co/7nAuSqwGpl
Retweeted by DresLmfaoooo fuckin facts https://t.co/jblR75aXzi
Retweeted by DresLmfaooo Xbox 360 days https://t.co/NoVnVHNC89this is literally what every single dorm looks like https://t.co/vzTtbs33bU
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Retweeted by DresThis generation would not last a second in Xbox 360 game chat 🤦🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/jyV1pbWyhG
Retweeted by DresI’m speechless 😶! To watch this Georgia state senator justify the president’s use of the N-word has my mind spinnin… https://t.co/JJpEBJKUco
Retweeted by DresLocal dipshit discovers public schools. More at 11. https://t.co/RaKBPYuq8L
Retweeted by Dresnobody scratches their stomach more than a nigga with a designer belt
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8/19
2018
Porn that has music playing throughout it makes me want to throw hands with whoever's stupid ass idea it was to eve… https://t.co/BRugwXZteA
Retweeted by DresHe led a 14 y/o to dead end in the woods, forced her to her knees, tied her up with a belt, and forced her to perfo… https://t.co/gYFeqUcKT4
Retweeted by DresAll of these guys got pure disgust on their face especially the last one lmaoo https://t.co/Yw6SaLqehX
Retweeted by DresShe really didn’t have to flex on us this hard https://t.co/v0rcmvLVYT
Retweeted by DresFUCK Drake Floating Car Daddy Yankee Did It Better In 05🤧 https://t.co/xBeGmQdVFo
Retweeted by DresSo you’re telling me Fox News can keep these women straight but manages to confuse Patti LaBelle with Aretha Frankl… https://t.co/sJvAmkMDwU
Retweeted by DresI’m pretty sure that nigga in the middle from the Power Puff Girls https://t.co/MAgvaT32a6
Retweeted by DresAn ex-college pitcher coached a team for 12-year olds. He got tired of parents yelling at the kids for making outs,… https://t.co/OhspMO4PxJ
Retweeted by DresRomeo: “Hoy es noche de sexo🎶” 10yr old me: “VOY A DEVORARTE, NENA LINDA“ https://t.co/HD3n6xYpwe
Retweeted by Dres @Lexxdawizz Hit me with a linkWent back to college after an 8year hiatus. The guy I tutored before I left, was my professor when I returned. We… https://t.co/NffhISVQ7D
Retweeted by DresBreaking: Kodak Black has been released from jail. https://t.co/PPJcNYxF47
Retweeted by DresSo y’all use his mugshot for defending his daughter but y’all use a family portrait for the white man who admitted… https://t.co/QuDIXH79sM
Retweeted by DresThis will forever be funny. Omg !😂😂 https://t.co/Z7MDEjDSQ9
Retweeted by DresMy dumb ass sat here and said crippopotamus. https://t.co/COV1BOtHYe
Retweeted by DresThe early 2000’s is unmatched https://t.co/BxFSxCEUHmLil Uzi Vert the baddest bitch ever https://t.co/NmVEoMT7Xr
Retweeted by DresYour dad cheated on all three of his wives https://t.co/hluN4nGw4i
Retweeted by Dresme checking the morning paper https://t.co/QeyQKXybIb
Retweeted by DresSo... commercials. The things I pay to not see. https://t.co/6XWk1QYNSu
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8/18
2018
No mames 🤣 https://t.co/8VUnNo2cql
Retweeted by DresThis was such a simpler time 😪 https://t.co/PjfyzbahWz
Retweeted by Dres @Breaking911 @PinalCSO is this your officer??? Why isn’t he being charged as a sex offender???? Why aren’t you inve… https://t.co/oWnqGHM6c7
Retweeted by DresPeople are fucking sick https://t.co/Uorj0CcaF5 @DomAlaimo Don’t be a bitchI had a dream one of those 30 foot anacondas were in my houseI’m fast AF https://t.co/stg8PTHHnD
Retweeted by DresLmaooooooo https://t.co/5bWw6Pn7bI @jonhen93 No such thingDown 2 Last play of the game Never. Say. Die. #SCtop10 https://t.co/aDNh1eoI10
Retweeted by DresIf it’s not Slime Language she can keep it https://t.co/QsDnfAPUM5
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8/17
2018
😭 I liveeeee for her ok https://t.co/15oCDzf248
Retweeted by DresBro this the funniest episode 💀💀💀 Kevin Hart was on they ass https://t.co/ec1T44rWJQ
Retweeted by DresBORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK https://t.co/twHaxDlShi
Retweeted by DresThis bitch sounds stupid... https://t.co/aZHjkqfBfU
Retweeted by DresThat’s a lot of clean drinking water for Flint. Just sayin https://t.co/vDi2yc5Zes
Retweeted by DresDeadass only communist countries host these shits. The fuck is the point of this https://t.co/dFFoanm33KSo today we have this happen and last week some dude locked in a trailer on a highway and both resulted with police… https://t.co/e8BMyDajUUNiggas said Vic Mensa look like Xerxes in 300 and I want you to know I hate the internet https://t.co/832PyuhHaD
Retweeted by DresThese the lyrics to Chacarron... https://t.co/Cotnlt4FNu
Retweeted by Dres4 people followed me and 25 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/1mtybAo2jVDude look like he got the $5 tattoo deal at Salisbury 😭 https://t.co/zUcAO4c3TCGetting your shit together requires a level of honesty you can’t even imagine. There’s nothing easy about realizing… https://t.co/nN0vjww8zb
Retweeted by DresIf you drop a dollar around this nigga you’re fucked... https://t.co/2eAmXJzjIY
Retweeted by DresHere’s the list of Monsanto brands to avoid: https://t.co/3TFc25ymwQ
Retweeted by DresThis ain’t Xbox live, Johnny... https://t.co/4HljqW7Ov7
Retweeted by DresMASSIVE BULLISH NEWS Just RELEASED U.S citizens will now be able to PURCHASE #BITCOIN DIRECTLY FROM THEIR FIDEL… https://t.co/OdZXgk7IaH
Retweeted by Dresy’all need to see wtf just went down on IG live https://t.co/RDceSTIecP
Retweeted by DresBitch built like a dislocated shoulder https://t.co/dSSD0yQh6h
Retweeted by DresThe yodeling cowboy kid from walmart dumb gassed off the fame already lol he’s def trying coke by the end of 2019
Retweeted by DresThe judicial system here is Fucking garbage https://t.co/h9xaqfF399 @ndrew_lawrence BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Retweeted by DresThis is not a “feel good” story (though kudos to his colleagues!). It’s a story about the ways in which America suc… https://t.co/vaXp5oDADM
Retweeted by DresShe told her husband she pregnant with their 4th child 😂😂😂 https://t.co/A8vVX3Ffw2
Retweeted by DresThis is the funniest reaction I’ve seen in a while lmaooo https://t.co/N37bBX5MIYImagine telling someone battling CANCER that they’re “out of sick days” and need to come back to work.... bitch wha… https://t.co/VeeVDCV9N0
Retweeted by Dres @taraaconklin @mariastrangie Congratulations!That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” clear as day https://t.co/r7WWnUtZ2j
Retweeted by DresThis action is part of a broader effort by Mr. Trump to suppress freedom of speech & punish critics. It should gra… https://t.co/IvJFRB4264
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8/16
2018

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