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Scottish leader of the Coalition of Chaos. Writer for @ScotNational. Post-truth commentator. Politics junkie. Advocate for the Independent Republic of Scotland.

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It’s 2017. This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove that the Earth is flat... https://t.co/LNJ77hU4EiShould I live tweet #ImACeleb because Kezia’s on it?
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿In an independent Scotland, if you put Christmas decorations up before December, Samoa Joe will come round and tras… https://t.co/HXqZaQmgip
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿You shouldn’t be allowed to be an MP if you can’t understand very, very basic reserved and devolved powers. https://t.co/jFK9UMdYFs
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎶 There is no plan for Brexit, there is no plan for Brexit 🎶 https://t.co/yNFH5GHKcX
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Many Scots voted ‘No’ after being warned that independence would threaten our status in the EU. Now look where we are.Phillip Hammond plans to invest in housebuilding while simultaneously driving millions towards homelessness.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿What's less venomous a huntsman spider or labour colleague?
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Brexit is the most expensive thing Scotland never bought.https://t.co/18vZXnGWSF
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Thoughts on #Budget2017?I believe this feeling I'm experiencing is what the young folk call "triggered". https://t.co/Um3lYpadaU
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Who has the best odds and do they accept dingo dollars as payment for a bet? https://t.co/3N0CIQFN3I
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Beeb gonna Beeb. https://t.co/zJONCRrzV2Odds have Kezia Dugdale at 16/1 to defect to the SNP before the end of the year.An extra £3bn for Brexit. Wonder how hard they had to shake the magic tree to get that? #Budget2017 https://t.co/s0C1K444uYA one-nation Budget? So, it's a Budget for England, then?The news says that the upcoming budget will "define" this government. I have already defined it as absolutely fucking shite.Should I live tweet #ImACeleb because Kezia’s on it?WATCH: Kez's message to constituents, explaining why she is appearing on I'm a Celebrity. #TeamKez. https://t.co/suOp0XeqWw
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿You think you can just call me a "wee jobby" on the internet and then run off to the other side of the world to be… https://t.co/uFTSn0AJvE
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Kangaroo weighs up the morality of buggering off to do a reality TV show when you’re an elected representative of a… https://t.co/vm8ttq6JQDWhy have @theSNP not improved jungle conditions in their decade of Government? #ImACeleb
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scottish ministers still haven’t had any information from the UK Government about the impact of Brexit on Scotland.… https://t.co/mXpgsdsoueWhen we’re independent, your day will begin with a title sequence with all your friends laughing and their names appearing under them.
11/22
2017
Fucking legend. https://t.co/GWhG2jpS8GBest place to go to escape the patriarchy?
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿I see the great revolutionary Corbyn front bench have voted with the Tories again.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Make the turkey President for fuck sake. https://t.co/t2d5rqjePVWe don’t need Google. Scotland should have its own search engine. Dougal!
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Can’t wait for all the Salmondites to tweet about how they use Bing. https://t.co/fG6CWY6PAP
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Sturgeon is preparing to publish a document setting out a fresh economic case for independence, as expectation grow… https://t.co/iDqxzLbCJkWhat the hell is wrong with you people? https://t.co/PWnnJqt9D2How many weight watchers points in a witchety grub?
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿It’s almost like they were full of shit from the start... https://t.co/S02VXNLAgLHow stupid and heartless has your country got to be to elect people who believe that animals cannot feel pain? https://t.co/22bWgM1ck2
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Google is yoon now. Only use Bing and Ask Jeeves if you care about Scotland. Pass it on. https://t.co/qIUP3Ib2z3
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿alternatives to google https://t.co/7CQW6IgW72
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿UKIP: We want control of our borders! Also UKIP: https://t.co/fcYqqNZmvx2007: Life is hard. 2017: Life is very hard.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Politicians and reality TV, my two biggest hates in life, have come together to form some sort of shitebag supernova.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Politicians complain about their jobs all the time, but what other career would allow you to go against the boss’s… https://t.co/5pF31VDnZoIt appears that Labour are opting to wait and see if Kezia is popular on #ImACeleb rather than suspend her.Maybe “you’re only allowed to vote Yes if I like you” isn’t the best strategy for this so called movement? https://t.co/zEOzdvJ2nf
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿The sixteen women who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault tell their story...https://t.co/YyWbdggtwZSpiders don’t bother Dugdale. She’s from the Labour Party. She’s used to being caught in a web of lies. #ImACelebAll those years in the Labour Party will have prepared Dugdale well for dealing with snakes. #ImACelebThe new Indiana Jones reboot looks rubbish https://t.co/vf4TGQ6DpO
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Rumour has it that Kezia’s first bush tucker trial will be crawling through a tunnel of vile CyberNats as they swat… https://t.co/6MEPWkpOjLMoray councillor quits Tory party over savage saving plans... https://t.co/kO9rsYRaj1How stupid and heartless has your country got to be to elect people who believe that animals cannot feel pain? https://t.co/22bWgM1ck2I see the great revolutionary Corbyn front bench have voted with the Tories again.image search: politician getting on with the day job https://t.co/ObW9bMekwf
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Socialism. Socialism happened https://t.co/yQA5QajGnj
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿MPs have voted to reject the inclusion of animal sentience – the admission that animals feel emotion and pain – into the EU Withdrawal Bill.
11/21
2017
Life comes at you fast, bonus edition... https://t.co/hkUGXTbrKy
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿When you know it's gonna be 50p a unit in a few months, so you start stock piling beer now. https://t.co/p8WgRwBjyg
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿America think they've got problems wae Trump? Nicola Sturgeon just made a 3L a frosty jack 11 fucking quid man 😭😭
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿That's the lady from ZeroDarkTortureIsVeryNecessary, right? The one where CIA helped write the script. Yeah, fuck o… https://t.co/GEqblRP6XA
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Claiming that Trump is protecting us from lunacy is like saying that laxatives protect you from shitting yourself. https://t.co/05HSWUc9aGKezia should have some class and get a gig with RT. https://t.co/1SE5gRoH1uI have several questions. https://t.co/oGj38NR2BB
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿My office were talking about #ImACeleb and only one other person knew who Kezia Dugdale was so there you go.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿When they’re talking about your rival’s jungle adventures instead of your super cool baking show. https://t.co/ucM3Me4npQDavid Davis reportedly fell out with his most senior official after he demanded the use of a private jet to travel… https://t.co/mZcRTbZxGPYou can get Irn Bru in Copenhagen airport. Further confirmation that Scotland should just fuck off to Scandinavia.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿The social media experience. https://t.co/zhdRKnyYviMaking Ruth Davidson Politician of the Year is like rewarding your dog for shitting in your slippers.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Amazing to think that Nicola hands out pictures of herself as birthday cards. https://t.co/sa1RmaMXrL
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Philip Hammond claims that “there are no unemployed people” in the UK. https://t.co/I48kmGApmK
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿https://t.co/whTjhHIIow
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿What a brasshole. https://t.co/XucrQtO3AM
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿A leading climate change academic has announced that Scotland is likely to meet its target of creating 100 percent… https://t.co/hBly6CO7PJIt turns out that if you haven't sexually assaulted anyone and paid your taxes then you're just about the perfect member of society.
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿When we’re independent, waiters won't ask "Everything okay with your food?" as soon as you start eating. That's annoying as fuck.
11/20
2017
Morrissey is such a wankbag. https://t.co/JtzA51pz2CWieners out! #InternationalMensDay https://t.co/Gf6xXCzbH8Ruth suggests a women who worked her way up from being a solicitor in Drumchapel is less in touch with Scots than s… https://t.co/0Sl5bh4YLN
Retweeted by Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿I love the middle class white women in cushy media gigs lecturing to us about privilege.
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11/19
2017

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