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@GailSimone Heh. *your* @AndyRichter If they didn't want birds coming around, they shouldn't have dipped themselves in peanut butter & rolled in bird seed. DUMDUMS.Who among us hasn't written something the night before it's due despite having 8 years notice and millions of lives hanging in the balance.
Retweeted by Anne WheatonBreaking: 52 percent of men are virgins.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @SirPatStew @ASPCA @WagsandWalks @sunnyozell Our rescue pibbles thank you for all you're doing to help those in nee… @kumailn With the opening theme song, "Too Many Crooks."Howard is still available for adoption. He is about 10months old and has good puppy energy. He is an 18lb cuddle bu…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonShe's got an ass that won't quit. And I can't fire it, because of the ass union.
Retweeted by Anne Wheatonmy wife just found this dog loose in echo park, near echo park blvd & avalon. no ID tag. if she's yours or you reco…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonMe, checking the news. bought tickets to a show on Ticketmaster. They charged $6 "green fee" per ticket to use my own printer & ink instead of shipping to me. 🤔 @hak42 *BOOP* @BradWillis Oh, fuck. @RPGamer99 That is an accurate translation.Yeah, the people who missed 4th grade history had no idea. Surprise! is #WorldWaterDay2017; a day to focus on the importance of clean water in developing countries. And also in Flint, Michigan. Still.Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars
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@bonniegrrl HA!TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this
Retweeted by Anne WheatonA Russian Lawyer Involved In A US Prosecution Mysteriously Plunged From His Apartment Window —> by @michaelhayes
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @KimSpores Hooray!Today was a good day. I like when that happens. 🎈 @linguangst THEY ARE SO CUTETHIS IS NOT SEAMUS AND WATSON. THERE ARE MORE MATCHING PETS OUT THERE. @linguangst @darth WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH OUR MATCHING PETS @Joanna_Armour Pupper! @ScottySmullenNC 😉 @ScottySmullenNC I've been to that store before but I didn't get Ninja Turtles there. @metasynchronic *boop*EMERGENCY SEAMUS are very busy. @TammyRosenfeld @MoteMarineLab OH BOY! @TammyRosenfeld I may be out there in June. You'll have to take me! @sirwheaton 🤘🐢 @Psk113050 That is adorable.Raphael is red Leonardo is blue Donatello is smart Michelangelo says dude #WorldPoetryDay
@GailSimone That's how I feel about Josh Groban's music. Although I hear he is a delightful human being so that's good.When others find joy at the thought of human suffering, I can't help but wonder what went wrong in their childhood. @NipperIzus @claudiab0753 @CaseyHinds Lol. Ok.When the hole of deception is caving in, perhaps jumping out instead of digging faster is the way to go, Repulicans. Don't let him bury you.Comey just confirmed both political parties were hacked in 2016 by Russians—but that only Democratic info was released.
Retweeted by Anne WheatonUm...! LOOK OVER HERE INSTEAD! Nope. @jmayDET One would hope the republicans would choose protecting their party over this individual who is a rapidly sinking ship. @Tr_0ll Tweeting lies that could then be confirmed in the room is crazy. He is so stupid.If Twitter were around during Nixon era, it wouldn't have taken 2 yrs to take him down.Trump is making this much easier to confirm his lies.Wow. The FBI is investigating our President for treason. Anyway, happy first day of spring!This tweet didn't age well. #TrumpRussia #Russiagate
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Boursin Oh no!If only someone warned us. don't follow Trump on Twitter but I can only imagine the rage tweets blasting off from him while this hearing is happening. @2p2TrollCat If I could eat suntan lotion, I would. I guess that's why I like this so much. 😉 @dog_rates @Brenna_28_ STOP IT.Have a great week!
"I have tremendous respect for women." @susanlbridges Tempting... @FictionAlchemst OH GOD.There's gotta be a catch to this Lacroix carbonated coconut drink. It shouldn't be allowed to taste this good and not have bullshit in it.Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Alyssa_Milano *oontz oontz oontz* @TammyRosenfeld Pretty!BOY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Retweeted by Anne WheatonA great article on helping bees/pollinators!! Includes links to A+ seed mixes and resources!
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Beautiful family
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @EspionageMakeup @bonniegrrl @AnneWheaton An old photo, post GeekGirlCon or ECCC, as a testimonial! #EasyPeasy
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @m_mcvey Seriously. She was all "enough with the face kisses, woman."#caturday @CharlesMartens I don't care where he's from, I care about how he's treating people. @SamSykesSwears Something like that.#VandalEyes nail wraps are available on our site and they are as glowy as ever!
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.... I lift my glass as I slam the gold… @TheBloggess We had such a great time. Enjoy the rest of your weekend! @Stepto Incompetent and uncomfortable in his own skin? I think that about sums them both up. @goldengateblond He is so embarrassing. @Anusien Oh, yay!! @antoa315 @almostahermit Oh my god they are SO CUTE.
🎶lies lies lies yeah.. they're gonna get you🎶 #maga👎 @limperone @GeekyTeas She is! @amy_geek @GeekyTeas SO FUZZY