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Author of the children's book "Piggy and Pug."

373 Following   99,785 Followers   72,443 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/24/11


At a restaurant in San Diego that plays audio recordings of its one-star Yelp reviews in the bathroom and I am in love
Retweeted by Anne WheatonPS If you are a student who will be 18 by the #Midterms: #GetRegistered. Register friends. Family. Make Nov. 6th a… https://t.co/dRFawoKQmE
Retweeted by Anne WheatonThis is wonderful. Women Surround Crying Mom Whose Toddler Was Having A Meltdown At The Airport https://t.co/3iXeJq6HDx
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Duck_by_choice @amazon They're being sent to multiple distribution centers so it may be another week or so. @TrekCaptions That is awesome. 😍Catching up on Twitter, I now see why Trump is frantically tweeting in an attempt to convince his supporters it's a… https://t.co/GCQ34dMOTUI didn't see any previews or read anything about Black Panther before seeing it last night. My thoughts on it? My g… https://t.co/nnpWHQZfzQ @realDonaldTrump Spending your entire presidency trying to convince others of this must be exhausting. Mueller is d… https://t.co/7tnv4TDTmDWriters Block at #ECCC has a variety of books & authors with panels & signings throughout the weekend. Meet Piggy a… https://t.co/wlxo3odAO3
Retweeted by Anne Wheatoneverything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped https://t.co/hScUTwa9W9
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Reeish19 That is really sad. @Duncanseven So pretty. 🙂 @Reeish19 Ugh, I'm so sorry. That is tough.I don't know why I've been thinking about this so much this week. Maybe it's because everything is awful but in thi… https://t.co/OtiGz9xxMSWhen your cat has a pet of its own https://t.co/l5Xgzgs94q
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2/18
2018
@MeredthSalenger @wilw Oh, wait. I'm thinking of a show called Monsters. Never mind!Peeling ice from a leaf 🍁 https://t.co/TgEy6WrwIb
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @MeredthSalenger @wilw Ha! Is this the one Matt LeBlanc is also in? @RandySmith125 I know why they do it. 🙂‘No one — not even the president of the United States — will take that part of me away.’ — Elizabeth Warren just fl… https://t.co/eqFu0MiFIn
Retweeted by Anne WheatonGood morning. https://t.co/5jGTiD3ZSh
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @SarahKSilverman If it hasn't already been suggested (too many replies to check) have the friend talk to someone at… https://t.co/etzamdavGu
2/17
2018
@johnbirchman EXACTLYThe only time I've experienced this was when our pilot attempted to land in Phoenix and a haboob *snicker* blew in… https://t.co/88RApKT1SLI've heard this is how airplanes take off at John Wayne airport in Orange County. Yeah, I'd rather walk to Hawaii t… https://t.co/2sDiWBLD4KAnd this is how Anne shits her pants. https://t.co/KHlHttBtuf😍 https://t.co/rAWTESljI3 @GamerTribe HEYOOO @PSR1973 I can tell you how many times she's chimed in when I'm talking to someone and I say "Are you serious?" No,… https://t.co/ZpJIRW6nEZI just blew my nose super hard and Siri heard me and asked if I wanted to call Brian. I don't even know what to do… https://t.co/v44RW8XOaPFox News: “LeBron James should shut up and play basketball” Also Fox News: https://t.co/4Kp6hPOP7G
Retweeted by Anne WheatonWhat an incredible story on seeing early signs of loneliness and bullying in little kids, which can help prevent th… https://t.co/pj7gQVmvZk @justjenn @imcorinnemec Oops. 😬 @Folded_Pixel DOHI just tried to make coffee by putting the grounds directly into the pot. Good morning. @karassa @wilw YES 😍
2/16
2018
NBC does a great job of making me care deeply about athletes in the #olympics that I didn’t know existed 5 minutes… https://t.co/6QFlsL7LoC
Retweeted by Anne WheatonYou seem stressed. Here, watch and listen to this video I took for you. You'll feel better. https://t.co/aqRfigAOgV
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @The42ndElement We do realize all of this and we see it as much as the rest of the world does. Yet here we are, una… https://t.co/3sHO4MOWXN @MrTansley @DungeonMasterSc It's just called bacon. 😉Question: How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Answer: Take away its tiny brooms.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @alisonhaislip And here I stayed home Saturday so as not to get you sick. A lotta good that did.
2/15
2018
me to Catholic friend: So you can't have sex on Valentines Day since it's also Ash Wednesday? Her: No, abstinence… https://t.co/gAPAOpiPUH
Retweeted by Anne WheatonErnieeee they are called Twitter FOLLOWERS. Not fans. https://t.co/hahvj9htTn
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @jonrog1 😍😍😍A little too on-the-nose for #ValentinesDay attire? https://t.co/alcOwyb9IBSee? Now that's love. https://t.co/bQce31ygQ8YES https://t.co/Gyiln5FCGrIt's part of my charm. 😉 https://t.co/lXvhazPgQvIn an effort to remain positive and focus on the love in the world, here's a thought: Maybe Trump's lawyer paid $13… https://t.co/FINRLRlpSz @IsidrinSerindre 😳Our mortgage company just sent me a Happy Valentine's Day email. Am I being cynical by feeling like this love for u… https://t.co/qQzdUuNnJGOk, here's mine. When I was 5, an abandoned orange tabby cat followed me home, and we took him in. He was the first… https://t.co/ka5zLZJl16
2/14
2018
Last day to bid on the amazing HUGMAN collaborations to benefit Art Revolution Foundation to help provide art suppl… https://t.co/ZSY1yARJNu
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @dmharada Yay! Thank you, Danielle. See you in a couple of weeks!Trump is suing Buzzfeed for libel over publication of the Steele Dossier and its claims a "pee tape" exists. Buzzfe… https://t.co/8X6lQnoHRF
Retweeted by Anne WheatonBREAKING: @karlabigham has won the special election in SD54 for the Minnesota Senate, holding a critical seat for D… https://t.co/Laq0MJjU6f
Retweeted by Anne WheatonThis thing is bonkers. https://t.co/tq0kqmhOXRLadies and gentlemen, I think we have solved the problem. Now go eat some peanut butter! OR NOT I'M NOT THE BOSS OF… https://t.co/6Add18ZuDqNot sure what other people are seeing, but I accessed it without installing the app here. Are people going to wig a… https://t.co/MB5lF5XGOJ @rbdwarf https://t.co/olIkZlBN9i @JeanneB1962 I took NyQuil, just during the day. I didn't take Dayquil. @DianePorter15 I didn't take DayQuil, I took NyQuil.Yeah, I slept for 20 minutes. This daytime NyQuil dosing to help me sleep off this cold didn't work. BOOOOO.For the people asking why in the world I would authorize the audit app to access my account when it lists what it d… https://t.co/zcZ1pRNtxp'The United States is under attack': Intel chiefs say Russia targets midterm election https://t.co/ONwMpKn8fi by… https://t.co/Yo5M0BJjzp
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @maureenjohnson https://t.co/4btMo6cMYNIt's a NyQuil during the day kinda day. If anything good happens, let me know. I'll just be over resting on th hey^s%cnsfffd@.:&' @btuftin Huh. That's good to know! @shelbeeray My whole rug is just Homer gifs. Haha!Nice typo, Wheaton. https://t.co/SY3b4dRgdMWhat's the point of having fake followers? It's like being at a party where all the guests are mannequins. Which I… https://t.co/G7lyqr1QQD @Twitter Omg it says only 64% of Trunp's followers are real. The rest are fake. Oh, lawdy.I just looked at https://t.co/HE7QIAcirL and it says only 89% of my followers are real. Now if only @twitter would… https://t.co/s1r4Gm7ItHHi @realDonaldTrump. I know you feel Russia didn't interfere with the November 2016 election, but as you can see, t… https://t.co/uga05Tnib7 @jo_ms118 ooh, but it's *right there*All hail King NyQuil.Watch this woman breathe for the first time with a new pair of lungs https://t.co/rsDM0ScSKE
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2/13
2018

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