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Author of the children's book "Piggy and Pug." Rescue pet advocate, wife, mom, dad joke aficionado.

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Joined Twitter 7/24/11


@JerCres I have no idea.Hehe...She got up to share my chair with me and fell asleep. 🤫 https://t.co/FKPMRmOpKe @79SemiFinalist Thank you, Kelly. 😍Watson is celebrating #caturday tucked away in maximum comfort. https://t.co/vJPTTn0BOd#couplegoals 😍 https://t.co/zsnfZaP26Z @schopchik @Calgaryexpo I don't have a photo op set up. I'll be at my table for my books but I have no idea how far… https://t.co/P0nkjjrl6lYASSSSS 😍 https://t.co/2QLXXVxG94If you thought I was about to sit here, learn choreo & dance like I’m one of Beyoncé's backup dancer... YOU’RE ABSO… https://t.co/oKjieyJKpT
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4/21
2018
I’ve have yet to finish watering my plants 💀 https://t.co/UikjA9UPzH
Retweeted by Anne WheatonYay! The point of posting all about self-publishing was to show others how you can do it yourself! And after all th… https://t.co/ONdYh3FNz2I assume all you youngsters talking about “blazing 420” are of course referring to the blazing career of Alcibiades… https://t.co/i6IqG8Wwbb
Retweeted by Anne WheatonAnother amazing story to help perpetuate that there is also an immense amount of good in the world. https://t.co/jcZFIfVmuo
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @RocketJaz @rstevens YASSSSS 😍 @sleepysluggo Aww, thank you!Ooh, thread reader. Neat! https://t.co/3dXcAQUH8r @unffligh Yay! @YoungMrsW You're welcome!Yes! It's on kindle (I hired @wordwill to do the file layout for me so the illustrations and text worked for each p… https://t.co/Z6qxqACNeK(I'm available for freelance and I just finished editing a second children's book on @AnneWheaton's recommendation,… https://t.co/npC61IdmYa
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @00Msheep00 That's because it's a separate listing from U.S. amazon that I am currently working on. Should hopefull… https://t.co/aLKI0GgqDiThank you! Oh, and after I made the book, I needed someone who could do photoshop so I could upload the artwork to… https://t.co/X1xIKShFlW @KineticQuilts Thank you! @thebeachwriter That's awesome! @bobafettishWoW @EdmontonExpo I won't be there but I will be at @Calgaryexpo next week!I chose not to use a print-on-demand service because you don't have quality control with it. It's may not be an iss… https://t.co/yF9D4ew2lP @rstevens I really did. And I made it happen in a year and a half which is way quicker than going through a traditional publisher! @nicraymond My pleasure! No one should feel like they can't write a story and make a book because they fear not get… https://t.co/YMZd1njH4zOh, and in case it isn't clear, you don't have all these up front costs with each subsequent print run you do. All… https://t.co/DZGbVVCQUUI know this comes up a lot, so I will tell you that once everything was said and done and I had 2,500 books printed… https://t.co/tNawcIAfBtAnd that, my friends, is how I self-published. Self-publishing does not mean you sit here and literally hand-make e… https://t.co/LrN6wLeRVXAfter everything was completed and my book file was officially off to print, I needed to find someone to distribute… https://t.co/uUfWgzBrhIWhen it came time to do the layout, I panicked that I would somehow mess it up, so I hired @wordwill to do the layo… https://t.co/MELkJm0RyhWhile my website was being built, my next step was finding a printer. I went with https://t.co/DDU8XKdgRz because t… https://t.co/AoPugiXd8qWhile I waited on illustrations to be completed and registration of title and ISBN stuff, I knew I needed a website… https://t.co/jde1sCHUIzYou need to create a business bank account for your publishing company. I don't have a link to a national one, just… https://t.co/mOPckrNSU2Once you get this info, you go to https://t.co/2d1CMWSuYK to register your title! I also had an attorney draw up a… https://t.co/2pkmdmyyySIn the meantime, I needed to register an ISBN to our own publishing company that Wil created years ago to self-publ… https://t.co/UR7QduhLbaI then needed to find an illustrator. I wanted someone who would care about my story as much as I do, so I went to… https://t.co/ns7lJKq43TI wrote my story and then edited it down as much as I needed to so it was clear what Piggy and Pug was about. But w… https://t.co/5FsTMQcZQxFor those trying to clarify my self-publishing, I did not use a company to find all the services I used to make my… https://t.co/xFMwjlmWse @ruby_whiskers Not this trip, just Calgary. @moiseschiu They said it will take two business days to get through now that we cleared up that it isn't food. So n… https://t.co/WLwnimX6to @rstevens NOOOOOOoooooo....I just found out why my book supply was flagged at customs to Calgary. The box says "Piggy and Pug" and they though… https://t.co/wrfbogD823I deleted the tweet where the person said I was being unkind and needed to relax when I was confused about the ques… https://t.co/drPQbotloXHappy Friday, tweety buddies. Have a great weekend and remember, don't be a dick! https://t.co/U36tfKjHCo @76Katwoman @bonnieogden I believe she is referring to my original comment not being unkind and that I expressed my… https://t.co/1v6uaYFHrr @KeithDB80 @Brenda_Hiatt If she does actually publish under it, it'll need to be registered. The ISBN code required… https://t.co/Jvq9DfOFck @76Katwoman I do know that was your response to my comment. I was genuinely confused, and I am not and was not bein… https://t.co/LVsTLu7MBK @MandaTheGinger Thank you so much. I'm glad he's enjoying the book!Maybe this is what people are thinking of. I've never heard of vanity publishing so saying self-publishing is all I… https://t.co/PPULOWqEaH @KeithDB80 @Brenda_Hiatt When you self-publish, you still need to create your own self-publishing company, yes. I h… https://t.co/nYr15rVoIQI understand the meaning because it's what I did. What I don't understand is knowing the meaning but people ask me… https://t.co/5jTRrDdvn9I thought maybe that was it but then I get asked about who got my ISBN for me and other details...that I did...my..… https://t.co/RRImNfof3XWhen people say to me "It's so cool you self-published. What company did you go with?" I can't tell if they are con… https://t.co/1Z9UnGp2Ae
4/20
2018
@mooche306 @Calgaryexpo I'll be at P21!FOR dinner. Jesus, Wheaton. Eat your stupid cardboard pizza so you aren't tweeting on an empty stomach. ROOKIE MOVE. @donnelly612 We can! I know Oregon has that whole booze in liquor stores only, too. So odd.[At grocery store] Wil: "What do you want to have dinner?" Me: "Something healthy. I did pilates today." Also me:… https://t.co/MMzMtqbe6c @matociquala Doh. https://t.co/G6qXtkfmOsBless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies. Priest: how long has it been since your l… https://t.co/54Mh24PSxd
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @quietmoderation It is! Hopefully I can turn it into a tiny tropical paradise over the weekend. 😉 @ChuckWendig I yelled that when I saw the giant ding in the wall the corner of the easel made in it. YOU ARE WELCOME, WALL.MY HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS SURVIVED THE FALL THANKYOUVERYMUCH https://t.co/nwjv8k5MbpThe good news is I decided to try painting with oil paints. The bad news is when I walked out of the room, my newly… https://t.co/W50F5CeDY8ALL THE #VANDALEYES https://t.co/mleBO6aI1QOMG! SQEEEEEE!!! https://t.co/N450iYGBb7 @FlyAwayCosplay Oh, wow! 😍 @FlyAwayCosplay WHOA @darth DARTH IT'S SO GREAT AND THE BARISTA SAID HIS ABILITY TO MAKE SUCH CUTE COFFEE IS BECAUSE HE IS WEARING A BOW… https://t.co/aGMUxdrKAL @thevowel ERIC LOOK AT HOW CU wait I see what you did there.The coffee shop barista made my latte, handed it to me, and said "I hope your day is so great it's almost unbearabl… https://t.co/pSoMHce2Ao @Turtleexo $25 Canadian 🙂New Orleans tweety buddies! My signed books are near you! Grab one quick! EEEEEE!! https://t.co/3JNtEG2mURI'm supposed to attend @Calgaryexpo next week to promote by book and my shipment of books is stuck in customs. THIS… https://t.co/c3K5eLJI14 @Heather_Horton I was just about to tell you I needed to hire you to paint a Marlowe portrait so I have a matching set of adorableness!Do you know someone missing a ghost face lady chihuahua in Westchester (or Fairfield) Cty? She was found in Plesant… https://t.co/WNnUYS1tm0
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Njervis Yay! @Moerelle Mine are real hair in small panels that are taped in. Doesn't damage the hair and the adhesive lasts abou… https://t.co/dsqZjT7YAc
4/19
2018

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