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I should clarify. I joined the Snapchats a few months ago to save my user name w/ no intention of ever using it. But then it looks fun so... @joshuamneff OH HAI JOSH!I joined the Snapchats. Gods, save us all.Hi @cavaticat And that, kids, is how our band was formed.*Wakes up in desert. Plays jaunty little tune with whistling nostril*Happy Wednesday! May your day be filled with laughter and joy and without urge to correct a stranger on the Internet! @OhNoSheTwitnt Kills me every time. Can I have another cookie? Me: Say the magic word. Child: Please? Me: I meant expelliarmus. The fuck is "please?"
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@midnight #BoringBlockbusters The Sisterhood of the Stay At Home Pants @wilw @feliciaday Don't listen to him about the face cancers, Felicia. But the menthol shaving cream trick really does work.Unless those are ghost passengers OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING.HOLY SHIT I CAPTURED OUR AURAS IN A PHOTO TODAY @dr_pete WORST SHOW EVER @HugoPrevost Stupid predators and their "needs."Stupid nature.Nature shows: reeling you in with adorable animals only to stab you in the heart when one of them becomes a meal for some asshole predator.What is even happening right now. @knight_cjg We did go there but not until later. This was up at the Honankai (?) ruins.We took the road less traveled and it made all the difference. #Sedona @Anijel222 My hair is so caked with dust and so tangled I can't get my fingers through it AT ALL. Ha!There should be a sign when you enter the city that says "Welcome to Sedona. Come for the scenery, stay for the epic dust boogers."Four hours riding around on windy, dusty trails in an open-air UTV. Look @ the dirt line on my nose from my glasses! @masonrhade HAHAHAHAHA! @AnneWheaton BITE THE TREE WE'RE GOING IN DRY
Retweeted by Anne WheatonPlease caption. sing time! people confuse the right to say what they want with the right to be listened to. Freedom of speech includes the right to ignore, too.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @SmoothShoes007 No pin in my toe until early July which is why I'm hiking now!Shop in Sedona, You can "read my aura" but I guarantee after hiking, this is all you're going to see surrounding me. @jsqrd01 Hamstrings and hips from the way up, quads and calves from the way back. OOF. @wildlunardream It's so weird not to go to any but it's a much needed break. Have a great time there! @scalzi Next time, pal. @scalzi Your kiddie pool doesn't have a slide in it. HOLLYWOOD WILL NOT MAKE IT RAIN IN YOUR MEDIOCRE POOL, JOHN.My legs are still ringing.We hiked 7 miles total yesterday, 3 of them being to the top of a mountain and back. You can see our car from here! @Rafeolla HAHAHA!I am not comfortable with people referring to themselves in the third person. Anne does not approve of this.
But I did hike to the top of a mountain and saw this view today so it's worth the ringing legs, I suppose. #sedona hiked so much today that my legs are ringing. That's fun.SEDONA! YIPPEEEEE!!! (Yes, I am sitting on my child's shoulders. HAHAHA!) @WheatonNolan from the desert!, you know, don't poop in the pool GAH SO GROSS WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED tweety buddies! Today is the last day to register to vote. DOOOO EEEEEET. @tabard I do!Arizona sure has some umm...unique holiday wreaths. @SarahTheRebel @lootcrate HAHA! ๐Ÿ‘€What a dump. #sedona @SheerJenius OH GOD @TammyRosenfeld I hear ya, sister. @TammyRosenfeld I always have good hair while I'm here. Hello, no humidity! @sarahsourire I know! That's exactly why I'm going to Sedona. Hooray! @Laurawalsh18 Yep!It's out with a whimper, not a whisper. THE PLAGUE HAS ALREADY STARTED TO ROT MY BRAIN. @shanenickerson DAMMIT SHANE.PHOENIX I AM IN YOU. ON PURPOSE! *oontz oontz oontz*Fell asleep on the plane with my mouth open. UGH. THE WORST. This is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a plague-inhaled whisper.Happy Monday! Have a great day or so help me I WILL PULL OVER RIGHT NOW. @spiceofsound Walking super fast and kicking the leg of my dresser. Oh, the crunch.
@Stepto Self torture at its finest.Setting alarm for are-you-fucking-serious-o-clock almost certainly guarantees not sleeping for fear of not hearing the alarm & oversleeping.I forgot to mention this, but we're not going to any spring or summer conventions this year. Time at home with family instead. Hooray! @ChrisWarcraft *finger food @Cdbrow1 SO PRETTY! @scalzi HOLY HELL. @muskrat_john I drew a lot when I was a kid but I haven't done it since I was at least 11. It is fun! @muskrat_john Thanks! @2p2TrollCat There's 5 of them behind the trees. @Erfan @teampinup That whole outfit is fantastic! @WheatonNolan Da hell. @Redmenace8 It's Big Sur!No. Your fear-based, bullying campaign without regard for all American citizens is what we're sick and tired of. @mizannieliz Wow, that's so beautiful! I don't draw but these things are fun so I'm going to do this more often for sure.My first attempt at drawing with colored pencils and chalk. That was fun! @karohemd She's on a leash at all times. @HoosierNPC I didn't think it was possible but she has definitely become more snuggly and I love it!Marlowe feels better since knee surgery 4 weeks ago. Still no running/ jumping for 4 more weeks but full of kisses! @stacyallgood Thanks, Stacy! I missed my tweety buddies so it's nice to be able to talk without the troll yuck interruptions. ๐Ÿ˜‰ @Theremina @wilw Best Sunday, ever. โค๏ธ @aencinas18 Nope! @scalzi HAHA! THANKS, JOHN. โค๏ธIt's been a month since I started using Twitter again. Subscribing to this list has made all the difference in the world. Ahh....Good morning sunshine. @Queen_of_Snark HAHAHA!
@bergopolis ๐Ÿ˜˜ @sirwheaton *Resisting urge to mom comment*Just had my first Korean day spa experience. Holy cats, that was some aggressive exfoliating. @bilborg @bonniegrrl Right?!Facebook would like to remind me that 4 years ago, I let @bonniegrrl put Spock ears on me. Awesome. @AmberCadabra Thanks for reading it, Amber. Get that paintbrush, lady! ๐Ÿ˜˜ @EmilyIsBach @peppermintesse GIRAFFE?! Now that needs to be a thing too. @KristaHay OH GOD. HAHAHAHA!Part Three of my three part wordy word fest this week is complete. Read, or don't. I'm not the boss of you. OR AM I. #caturday! @TammyRosenfeld Love it. ๐Ÿ˜˜ @MarkPDetwiler I wasn't sure others felt this way until I did this retreat for myself. Turns out it's a pretty common thing. Who knew?! ๐Ÿ˜‰ @PrincessKitty_J Thank you for taking the time to read it! @peppermintesse I was very disappointed to see there no duck emoji. What gives?!
The neighborhood duck couple stopped for a drink before cashing in at their nest for the night. MY FRIENDS, SOON. @iamwireman Thank you. :-)
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