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Author of the children's book "Piggy and Pug."

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Joined Twitter 7/24/11

At a restaurant in San Diego that plays audio recordings of its one-star Yelp reviews in the bathroom and I am in love
Retweeted by Anne WheatonPS If you are a student who will be 18 by the #Midterms: #GetRegistered. Register friends. Family. Make Nov. 6th a…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonThis is wonderful. Women Surround Crying Mom Whose Toddler Was Having A Meltdown At The Airport
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Duck_by_choice @amazon They're being sent to multiple distribution centers so it may be another week or so. @TrekCaptions That is awesome. 😍Catching up on Twitter, I now see why Trump is frantically tweeting in an attempt to convince his supporters it's a… didn't see any previews or read anything about Black Panther before seeing it last night. My thoughts on it? My g… @realDonaldTrump Spending your entire presidency trying to convince others of this must be exhausting. Mueller is d… Block at #ECCC has a variety of books & authors with panels & signings throughout the weekend. Meet Piggy a…
Retweeted by Anne Wheatoneverything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Reeish19 That is really sad. @Duncanseven So pretty. 🙂 @Reeish19 Ugh, I'm so sorry. That is tough.I don't know why I've been thinking about this so much this week. Maybe it's because everything is awful but in thi… your cat has a pet of its own
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@MeredthSalenger @wilw Oh, wait. I'm thinking of a show called Monsters. Never mind!Peeling ice from a leaf 🍁
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @MeredthSalenger @wilw Ha! Is this the one Matt LeBlanc is also in? @RandySmith125 I know why they do it. 🙂‘No one — not even the president of the United States — will take that part of me away.’ — Elizabeth Warren just fl…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonGood morning.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @SarahKSilverman If it hasn't already been suggested (too many replies to check) have the friend talk to someone at…
@johnbirchman EXACTLYThe only time I've experienced this was when our pilot attempted to land in Phoenix and a haboob *snicker* blew in…'ve heard this is how airplanes take off at John Wayne airport in Orange County. Yeah, I'd rather walk to Hawaii t… this is how Anne shits her pants.😍 @GamerTribe HEYOOO @PSR1973 I can tell you how many times she's chimed in when I'm talking to someone and I say "Are you serious?" No,… just blew my nose super hard and Siri heard me and asked if I wanted to call Brian. I don't even know what to do… News: “LeBron James should shut up and play basketball” Also Fox News:
Retweeted by Anne WheatonWhat an incredible story on seeing early signs of loneliness and bullying in little kids, which can help prevent th… @justjenn @imcorinnemec Oops. 😬 @Folded_Pixel DOHI just tried to make coffee by putting the grounds directly into the pot. Good morning. @karassa @wilw YES 😍
NBC does a great job of making me care deeply about athletes in the #olympics that I didn’t know existed 5 minutes…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonYou seem stressed. Here, watch and listen to this video I took for you. You'll feel better.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @The42ndElement We do realize all of this and we see it as much as the rest of the world does. Yet here we are, una… @MrTansley @DungeonMasterSc It's just called bacon. 😉Question: How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Answer: Take away its tiny brooms.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @alisonhaislip And here I stayed home Saturday so as not to get you sick. A lotta good that did.
me to Catholic friend: So you can't have sex on Valentines Day since it's also Ash Wednesday? Her: No, abstinence…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonErnieeee they are called Twitter FOLLOWERS. Not fans.
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @jonrog1 😍😍😍A little too on-the-nose for #ValentinesDay attire? Now that's love.'s part of my charm. 😉 an effort to remain positive and focus on the love in the world, here's a thought: Maybe Trump's lawyer paid $13… @IsidrinSerindre 😳Our mortgage company just sent me a Happy Valentine's Day email. Am I being cynical by feeling like this love for u…, here's mine. When I was 5, an abandoned orange tabby cat followed me home, and we took him in. He was the first…
Last day to bid on the amazing HUGMAN collaborations to benefit Art Revolution Foundation to help provide art suppl…
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @dmharada Yay! Thank you, Danielle. See you in a couple of weeks!Trump is suing Buzzfeed for libel over publication of the Steele Dossier and its claims a "pee tape" exists. Buzzfe…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonBREAKING: @karlabigham has won the special election in SD54 for the Minnesota Senate, holding a critical seat for D…
Retweeted by Anne WheatonThis thing is bonkers. and gentlemen, I think we have solved the problem. Now go eat some peanut butter! OR NOT I'M NOT THE BOSS OF… sure what other people are seeing, but I accessed it without installing the app here. Are people going to wig a… @rbdwarf @JeanneB1962 I took NyQuil, just during the day. I didn't take Dayquil. @DianePorter15 I didn't take DayQuil, I took NyQuil.Yeah, I slept for 20 minutes. This daytime NyQuil dosing to help me sleep off this cold didn't work. BOOOOO.For the people asking why in the world I would authorize the audit app to access my account when it lists what it d…'The United States is under attack': Intel chiefs say Russia targets midterm election by…
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @maureenjohnson's a NyQuil during the day kinda day. If anything good happens, let me know. I'll just be over resting on th hey^s%cnsfffd@.:&' @btuftin Huh. That's good to know! @shelbeeray My whole rug is just Homer gifs. Haha!Nice typo, Wheaton.'s the point of having fake followers? It's like being at a party where all the guests are mannequins. Which I… @Twitter Omg it says only 64% of Trunp's followers are real. The rest are fake. Oh, lawdy.I just looked at and it says only 89% of my followers are real. Now if only @twitter would… @realDonaldTrump. I know you feel Russia didn't interfere with the November 2016 election, but as you can see, t… @jo_ms118 ooh, but it's *right there*All hail King NyQuil.Watch this woman breathe for the first time with a new pair of lungs
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