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A little kindness goes a long way.

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Joined Twitter 7/24/11


@mikeselinker YESSSsssssAlaska is the only place where I love traffic #mushersdontstopforredlights #alaskalife #furrondy https://t.co/jeh3tHcyUz
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Siyliss @donttrythis Official local news accounts photoshopping pictures of local billboards and posting them online? Okay.Marlowe is warming up for the weekend wheelbarrow races. https://t.co/3aNUhb9lsGSo here's the deal, America. Somebody is knowingly lying to you. It's either the ENTIRE national media, or one guy… https://t.co/psNPxQYlTo
Retweeted by Anne WheatonI hope people will use common sense and do their own research to determine the truth. Don't know who to trust? Trust yourself. #fakenewsHe sure is spending a lot of time spreading this "fake news" idea. Perhaps focusing on just telling the truth would… https://t.co/n0MmwczDQa @PhilipStinger Right? Imagine being a trans person who is told they can't use the restroom because the person next to them is uncomfortable. @PlushieCS I've shared public restrooms with trans people many times. Doesn't matter to me. We both gotta pee!If you're uncomfortable with who you're peeing next to in a public restroom, perhaps you should just pee at home. @JasonRitter I just saw that you're engaged to @melanielynskey! Congratulations, you guys!! ❤ @aravosis Oops. They have a typo there. It's "by" not "on".Aww...it's so cute how he uses all caps and incorrect spelling to express his insecurity. Baby steps, honey. It's g… https://t.co/suHiODPUtr @OhNoSheTwitnt HAHAHA!There there, sweetheart. *pats head* https://t.co/WsDBHTZ7IU @2p2TrollCat FUUUuuuuuu....Real men don't need to post signs like this. Real women appreciate punctuation. https://t.co/VhMJAS2bmy @scalzi Oh, I do have these cozy pants covered in pet hair. There's my warmth! @scalzi Wait. What is this foreign object you speak of? @praetorianpi UNREASONABLE @misangela I'm in LA. It was clear yesterday but windy and super cold and now this. STAHP EET. @scalzi I am such a wimp in cold. HALP ME.NO. https://t.co/wA9W5Djueo
2/24
2017
@CarrlynBathe @wilw ALL TEH HUGZ!I was deleting screengrabs OFF OF my phone earlier and found this, which made me laugh (again) in public. https://t.co/eftQ7i37Qw
Retweeted by Anne WheatonMe: "I brought my giant headache and I'm freezing." Staples Center: "Awesome. We brought all the noise, laser lights, and an ice rink!"“A Pit Bull Saved My Life” by Savannah Hughes https://t.co/RNVXtXub6i
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @TammyRosenfeld I'm so paranoid about that so I always supervise & saw him got the squeaker so I tossed it. He did this when I walked away! @judgetrainer This toy is from Bark Box!"You guys. There was a big, scary squeaker inside that adorable stuffed football but I found it. Everyone is safe n… https://t.co/KQFCHdnZYn#ThrowbackThursday Even as a 7 month old puppy, Seamus was too big for the cat bed. https://t.co/N5pBtc5m5q @wilw @hellsreach You're yelling, Wil. I totally heard you.That is one SUPER broken algorithm. https://t.co/wf6rrNmqmxLook at hate out there, tryin' to run shit. Doesn't that asshole know love is gonna win?
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Theremina @wilw Hehehe....FAUXPAL, CARL!What makes America great is working together to provide care, protection, rights, and opportunity for all, not by taking it away. #MAGA👎Happy Thursday! https://t.co/kZ1JvPLGSq
2/23
2017
ok it is time again for that pup who is so happy to get a haircut i mean we should all be so happy for such simple… https://t.co/IyEqwM9QTZ
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @Alyssa_Milano This guy has turned into the "remember when I scored that team winning touchdown senior year?" Yeesh.#TellASadStoryIn3Words Not enough compassion https://t.co/ewxpvUS515
Retweeted by Anne WheatonFreedom is the ability to choose what care is needed & where to receive it. Washington is taking that away from wom… https://t.co/ZalFEiF2XM🎶🕺🎶"I don't do business IN Russia." Correct. You and the Russia connected people you hire do business here. $$$$ https://t.co/khyjfqwSw9 @mmaxx3 Since it happens, without fail, EVERY time he posts a happy pic of us together, I'm assuming yes. @SPeitsch That was on our 10th anniversary! (Which was 7 years ago) @sciencenotscary SWEET!SO MUCH #NUMBERNERD.11:33 on 2/22 @TammyRosenfeld It always comes up when he looks happy with me. Pretty sure it's more about trying to make him feel bad. Nope!Literally every time Wil posts a happy pic of us together, this comment comes up. 😍 https://t.co/iSxNp8faDv @msefraser @wilw Just his wife, who happens to be older than him, who he's been sleeping with for the last 21 years. Thanks for checking! 😘"Ask not what your business ties in Russia are, ask what Russia has tied to your business here." -Trump's upcoming exit speech, probably. @aravosis I wonder if he puts as much effort into that as I did at getting my teased up bangs just so in the 80s.Imagine if everyone tuned out all the weird shit he's pulling and just focused on what's happening w/that pipeline and who's involved in it.Starting to feel like all the crazy bullshit is just a distraction from the real reason he's in there-to get the oil from the pipeline. $$$$Read the full FB post of this pastor who attended the Florida rally last weekend. It's crazy. https://t.co/RGm2n1sF1YThey provide cancer screening to poor women. This is a big victory that may save some women's lives. This stuff is… https://t.co/RnedxUBXal
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @erkron @uniquevintage Thanks, Erin! @CalamityRob @wilw @MST3K In April on Netflix!
2/22
2017
@Trumpskins2016 Ok @Trumpskins2016 Ok @sirwheaton Remember when you had that assignment in elementary school of finding typos in public places? Lordy, the menus in restaurants. @ShiploadofWilco I think it's a stretchy cotton/knit blend. @jelenawoehr @uniquevintage I just bought it yesterday and HOLY CATS it was only $25!I got a cute, new dress from @uniquevintage. It doesn't have pockets but it sure is comfy! https://t.co/7kVGsFaeyzWhat a bubbly personality! https://t.co/JZ5P7ud30q
Retweeted by Anne WheatonI want to start a middle-aged roller derby team just so I can call us the Dinah Sores.When you think you're letting out a little squeaker but you actually sharted. https://t.co/aV0WHiIgSjWhen Watson is serious about his affections, he's very vocal about it. (Tap for sound) https://t.co/wVnIYlluyjI thought I could even, but it turns out I can't.This is how speed onion chopping works https://t.co/6F2sTP6AcX
Retweeted by Anne WheatonJust keep moving forward. https://t.co/BDKu6vVd2K
2/21
2017
@Mamabear0772 He is VERY fancy.i have so many followup questions. https://t.co/pAUgLREQVC
Retweeted by Anne WheatonAlso, wants to make it a state law to only refer to women as "Weenie garages" https://t.co/J4QJcTAohu
Retweeted by Anne Wheaton @aravosis Ew. @whynotgrl666 Ohmygod HAHAHAHA! @whynotgrl666 I remember that! So weird. @heykim Hahaha!
2/20
2017

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