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BREAKING: Internal White House documents allege manufacturing decline increases abortions, infertility, spouse abuse
Retweeted by Ashley Parker“Somebody screwed up here” -- Leon Panetta tells WaPo staff are to blame for Trump's 12-day silence on dead soldiers
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerGreat reporting behind Trump’s long silence, angry response to soldiers’ sacrifice. @PhilipRucker @DanLamothe
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerGen. Kelly has long tried to keep his son's death out of politics. On Tuesday, Trump had other ideas.'s a good time to re-read this moving @gregjaffe piece from 2011 about General John Kelly and the loss of his son
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerScoop w/ @ashleyrparker @wpjohnwagner: Heritage considers Marc Short, Cubs co-owner Todd Ricketts as next leader
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerNew: Heritage eyes Marc Short, Todd Ricketts to lead the conservative think tank. W @costareports + @WPJohnWagner.
The White House as an "adult daycare center"? Sort of, say aides. My story w @GregJaffe.
Trump campaign legal bills topped $1 million last quarter, via @thamburger + @anu_narayan. Boyle's captors told him Donald Trump was the president but he thought they were obviously lying.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerAlong a 10-mile stretch of road, now devastated by fire, a California truth is revealed. By @PostScottWilson. excited to be on @KasieDC's debut #KasieDC show tonight! Tune in from 7-9 p.m. on @MSNBC. #RamblersForever takes a page from the Trump Playbook, when asked about Corker's "castrated" comment: "I checked. I'm fully intact." #CNNSOTUWow: If Tillerson didn't call Trump "a moron," why won't he just personally deny it? Second time he's now dodged... #CNNSOTU
Reince Priebus, former Trump chief of staff, interviewed by Mueller team. By @postroz.The Las Vegas massacre was 12 days ago and we still don't know basic facts about what happened that night
Retweeted by Ashley Parker#PSA, for those interested in playing Geppetto... —> Sec. Zinke flies a special flag over his agency when he is in the building. Like the queen. By @Reinlwapo
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🎉 My mom turned 72 today — and my sister and I are making her do 72 shots to celebrate! Happy Birthday, mom!… thing they shoulda gone w "Scoop-O-Clock," but could not be more excited for @kasie and her new show,…
As the father of 25 daughters, I'm starting to think women might actually be people
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerJust read it. But don't blame me when you cry.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerKirstjen Nielsen — expected to be new DHS Secretary — had one crucial advantage: The absolute trust of Gen. Kelly. clean hit from @washingtonpost on Roy Moore's undisclosed compensation from his "Foundation for Moral Law."
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerNew: Undisclosed deal guaranteed Roy Moore $180,000 a year for part-time work at charity
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerExactly! It was Election Day. I had limited time for my sad, solo lunch... Thanh Nguyen won a Genius Grant today; initially 13 out of 14 publishers passed on his book. Keep Going. Keep.…
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerGreat profile of Trump friend & billionaire Tom Barrack, who has rescued Trump in business & tries to moderate him:
Retweeted by Ashley Parker👋! And here's our story, ICYMI:
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👩🏻‍🏫👩🏾‍💻👩🏼‍💼👱🏽‍♀️ @washingtonpost is the only majority-female newsroom among large newspapers in the USA
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerNEW: Audio of Corker telling us "I hope you are" taping our interview >>
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerPOTUS as a whistling teapot turned pressure cooker — @costareports @AshleyRParker & I report inside the White House
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From whistling teapot to steaming pressure cooker: Inside Trump's White House. Me, w @PhilipRucker + @costareports. Trump-Corker flap, Hill Republicans choose a simple strategy: avoidance, via @WaPoSean. GOP megadonor Foster Friess exploring a run for U.S. Senate in Wyoming
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerSense in White House is Pence made a mistake/tactical error by telling Trump in advance he was going to an NFL game.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerToday is my first day at @WSJ -- major props to the PR gurus who began using my new work email long before me.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerDeadline for applying to work with me on WaPo Fact Checker is this week. Apply to me or @stevenjay
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In a 25-min interview, Sen BOB CORKER offered perhaps the harshest critique yet of Trump from an elected Republican>
Retweeted by Ashley Parker🌶🔥🌶Corker!🔥🌶🔥 to imply the early departure was planned, at great taxpayer expense.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerFLAG: Was Pence leaving Colts game a political stunt? Reporters were told to stay in van bc "there may be an early departure from the game."
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerSo did Pence leave on his own, or only bc Trump told him to?'s a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.
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W echoes of American Apparel's Dov Charney...
"What storm, Mr. President?" Trump puts world on edge with cryptic cliffhanger, by @wpjenna gets at my life motto in this review -->
Retweeted by Ashley Parker"I think the president is the one who's keeping the world from chaos," says WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.That time Melania Trump told the wife of a political prisoner how the WH is like a Venezuelan prison @DavidNakamura
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerEither the former WH press secretary doesn’t know how print workflows work, or his critique is willfully dishonest
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerFeature writers who struggle with voice: Read @mrdanzak on The Mandalay Bay
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Maybe I can get Cam New to come over and open a jar for me. My column:
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerNEW: Trump plans to declare that the Iran nuclear deal is not in national interest, punt to Congress, by @agearan Morons and Rexit: @agearan, @PhilipRucker and I w the latest from Foggy Bottom.
"A death spiral": Tillerson makes nice but may not last long under Trump, by @agearan, @PhilipRucker and me. a vague tip in May to airport stakeouts in September: How @rachanadixit and I found Tom Price's private jets.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerAir Force One departs Las Vegas past the broken windows on the Mandalay Bay hotel. (Photo: Mike Blake/Reuters)
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerIn which Corker articulates the view of many people INSIDE the White House: tale of two Puerto Ricos: What Trump saw — and what he didn’t, by @arelisrhdz + @wpjenna. one is ever NOT humiliated. Re-upping this story from May. NBC, @SRuhle clarifies that her source says Tillerson didn’t just say moron — “he said F-ing moron"
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerTillerson says he and Trump have not spoken today — but he sure knows that Trump is watching every second of his presser from Air Force One.The search that ended in the room at the end of the 32nd floor. Me with the excellent @ByLynhBui
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerRoy Moore plans to visit DC this week — with no signs of making up with GOP leadership. -@waposean @michaelscherer.‘Incredible.’ ‘Great.’ ‘Unbelievable.’ In devastated Puerto Rico, Trump focuses on positive. My story w @wpjenna.
Re Rep. Tim Murphy: He is not, in fact, the only pro-life congressman to pressure his mistress to have an abortion. don't really have words for this story so just read it, please.
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerVegas shooter was typical in this depressing regard: he was shitty to women.
To locate family members and loved ones who attended last night's Route 91 Harvest Festival concert in Vegas, please call: 1-866-535-5654
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerTrump’s company had more contact with Russia during campaign, according to documents turned over to investigators Sanders says she’s not sure if Tom Price has paid back government as he said he would for his portion of the private plane travel
Retweeted by Ashley ParkerLas Vegas gunman liked to gamble, listened to country music, lived quiet retired life before massacre
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(The actual article was pretty good, too: (2010) photos from Saudi Arabia are trending on @VanityFair! #NotAtAllAHumbleBrag
Jared Kushner has used a private email account he created in December to talk with White House officials. My story:
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John Kelly's new routine: Strolling the WH grounds late at night, checking in w Secret Service. W @PhilipRucker.
@ddale8 @elainaplott And that was apparently my "yes" face!