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Joined Twitter 3/18/07


@holman Is she opening? Also, I’m gonna be there. @stolt45 7th in line. If only it were a Tesla.Pretty sure this is the best text I’ve received to date. TBH I really wish I was there. https://t.co/YElqVWqyvJ @giraffage Cheers dude @tobrien @kelseyhightower I welcome our new FaaS overlords, but it’s still *almost* heroku. Without like, support a… https://t.co/d85jn43E4A @brynary I’m sorta here “full time” now, so early December. iMessage or email atmos@atmos.org works.Welp, someone finally figured us out. https://t.co/9jA7P9dKTX
10/21
2017
@kelseyhightower Is part of the value in that the container registry is provided to the consumers. So people go that direction?
10/20
2017
@lstoll @stolt45 Nah, the kid just laughs
10/18
2017
So NYC is charming
10/17
2017
@kuramanga @__agwa @hanno My employer only found 31 vulnerable keys out of like 3.5M @kuramanga @__agwa @hanno GitHub revoked my yubikey generated key. Yubico is sending me a new device. @maddox Unplug em @mikewest @__apf__ Everyone is better off with https, is this like a rhetorical question? @TheHackersNews @GI_Fucken_Jack @CommitStrip This news only makes our recent discussion that much funnier. @StanBoyet @heroku Yup
10/16
2017
@ryanhuber I think you’re supposed to wait for the arsenic in the wallpaper to kick in.Fuck phish @stolt45 @itchymutt tbh, the “I’m screaming into the void” was “I like phish” To this day I think phish sucks, but… https://t.co/CvrM6P7OyF
Retweeted by Corey DonohoeThere’s some stuff in here. https://t.co/ftOOOnpCfV @fivetanley This is both simultaneously funny and not funny @craigkerstiens @stolt45 @vinbarnes Kevin and I lived in both, and well, we’re all gonna die.If you run business software on @heroku, use a yubikey, and care about security. Will you kindly email: cdonohoe@salesforce.com I have stuffThis was me meeting @atmos for the first time https://t.co/1FfxqsXB7n
Retweeted by Corey Donohoe @stolt45 @itchymutt And I wouldn’t trade them for anything. @stolt45 @itchymutt tbh, the “I’m screaming into the void” was “I like phish” To this day I think phish sucks, but… https://t.co/CvrM6P7OyF
10/14
2017
@thijsc @Juice10 Dang, I just saw this. How long are you here for?
10/11
2017
@stolt45 @freeformz They were really useful before we got legalized most places. @Juice10 @thijsc I gotta get on these meet ups. @patricktoomey @maddox @joshpeek Was it the cactus user’s port or did someone rewrite his too? @maddox @joshpeek The little node process that could. With the help of like fastly and HTTP.
10/10
2017
@ped You should hang with some dads. @ahmetb I’ve heard a bunch of variants and “Kate’s” always seemed the easiest, but you know people and the internet. @ahmetb Thats.. a thing? @jina I didn’t know that they had addons at all. I feel like lots of recurring services get to that point though. @lindvall We’re all gonna die before anyone gets this, and it’d be better if they marketed it like spectacles instead of that bar thing. @lindvall Will exchange for 1-5 hugs in the future. I shoulda just bought the GoPro equivalent and captured last winter. @jina At least it’s commercial free? Or does Hulu still make you watch them? I use HBO/Netflix/Showtime and last I checked it was cheaper. @lindvall I blame you for convincing me to order https://t.co/oSnsJg5j26. Overbacked and can’t ship. Drip emails tu… https://t.co/Nd4MqygRseI keep having to remind myself that physically manufactured goods from kickstarters will always disappoint. Their drip emails drive it home.
10/8
2017
@GI_Fucken_Jack Yo! Nice meeting you yesterday. I’m sure we’ll get to talk shit about computers again sometime soon.
10/2
2017
@yann_ck Right now I think it’s just me saying “nah”
9/26
2017
@shiftkey @dgoodlad @rodjek mv Gemfile gems.rb mv Gemfile.lock gems.locked 🙄 @rodjek @shiftkey At least it’s not telling you to rename package.json to packages.js because, wait wtf is the rati… https://t.co/Ls7DK6mwHO @adrianfcole It’s a crappy growing pain and when you throw a few billion dollar companies in the mix it’s tends to… https://t.co/LUr0PwputP @adrianfcole The unfortunate thing is that you’re now a vendor vs consuming open source and expectations are way di… https://t.co/ANX623ztBH @adrianfcole I wish I could recall an example of any projects that weathered this kind of frustration, but sadly I can’t. @adrianfcole 1) Corporate Acceptance 2) Stewardship 3) Your Sanity Pick two? @adrianfcole The false marketing aspect usually hits developers really hard because being honest and helpful is gen… https://t.co/y2ZzJYQT6v @adrianfcole I totally get it and it sucks when it’s directly impacting you. It’s why people burn out or flip the b… https://t.co/LQDsyretSX @adrianfcole Is it part of a larger thing where it’s counterproductive to your work and frustrating because there i… https://t.co/BVtJYjzgiQ @adrianfcole Definitely, but also look at the intersection of https://t.co/LMWLtDVSDw and https://t.co/inTLcMbkrA @adrianfcole I guess I expect so little out of the stewardship from standards bodies sponsored by large corps that I don’t think it matters. @adrianfcole I admire your work a lot but struggle to understand why zipkin would benefit from being a part of #cncf or a larger body.
9/25
2017
@stolt45 @brettgoulder STDs I brought home from burning man apparently. Spiders That’re Down.I pulled three live spiders out of my hair today so I hope your Sunday was better.
9/24
2017
@travisci Any idea when ruby 2.4.2 should be available?
9/14
2017
@kimberlypilbeam @ThePracticalDev Branch for every change to a system. Use pull request to document the change and… https://t.co/qUfIBynGqC @patricktoomey @rickbradley I friend once likened this to peeing a pool. Once it’s in, you can’t get it out. Their DB isn’t theirs anymore. @tweets_so_fresh I’ve seen/felt very similar things with coworkers who were checked out of workplaces and people wh… https://t.co/nZ57CuevF0 @tenderlove Yes, he’s hopped up on expresso obviously @holman https://t.co/GUantujIRb @rbranson Good luck, I hate that shit.
9/12
2017
@rbranson The San Francisco handcuffs @benschwarz @assaf Everything that’s old is new again! @DaveJosephsen @aphyr This entire thread is amazing. Thanks for sharing. @progrium I’ve been using webhooks for about half my career now, so, thanks.
9/11
2017
@freeformz I went back last Thursday after two weeks away. It was surprisingly ok. It’s nice to see things get done while you’re away. 😊 @patricktoomey @maddox I’m pretty sure it does. It worked fine before I added the extra sensors. @tjholowaychuk Looks dope. Is there an easy to develop or test these things locally? Is the up model to keep pushin… https://t.co/sdP45fcvha @RedPandasDaily “No, it’s not a Firefox shirt” @themcgruff Stay safe dude
9/10
2017
This was the 5th year I’ve gone and probably the most fun. It’s not for everyone but I love the annual dirt rave.My campmates made an infinite techno dungeon out of a shipping container this year at Burning Man and called it Bur… https://t.co/c5q6FQjMoZEcon 101 for engineers https://t.co/RE2gRGRyeJ
Retweeted by Corey Donohoe @akahn @aq @heroku I was pretty stoked to find this out too.just wanna share the best photo series of all time: https://t.co/HwGNCqAm7l
Retweeted by Corey DonohoeIt’s great supporting new record labels. Sometimes you get cute messages from them. @PortageGarage PGS-002 https://t.co/LHWLUr4Bdi @solarce @mrz @VMware @WavefrontHQ Congrats, dude. Good luck on the new gig.
9/8
2017

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