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First few hours in Greece and it's basically concrete, fresh food, wine, and a whole bunch of symbols I forgot from physics classes.
5/24
2016
@mattly my anti-vacc cousin says nothing is as effective as submerging your child in GT Dave’s kombucha and listening to animal collective. @jakeboxer @jessicard please do the animated flying taco thing to this photo.ain’t no party like an stdlib party cause an stdlib party won’t stop working when the authors go to a programming conference.Had to get my Wisdom Tooth removed this morning. Apparently it was malfunctioning! https://t.co/wAMYwSQ5w7
Retweeted by Corey Donohoewhen ur waiting for ur friends in a different time zone to get online https://t.co/KGTK3oA3eW
Retweeted by Corey Donohoe @roidrage it’s not accidental if you turn on runkeeper @pvh @DLangille https://t.co/t1Dy8PGxLE @DLangille @pvh It’s amazing what you can afford when you’re not paying the licensing fees. 😜 Happy it went to charity though. @mrb_bk first time back in 3 years. I’d forgotten how much I love it here. It’s the right kind of different from SF life. @mrb_bk I read that as “BYO Pal” instead of “By Opal” and laughed entirely too hard. Both work.
5/21
2016
@markimbriaco s/CSS development/config management/g
5/19
2016
@mperham https://t.co/MpUxgMNIQH
5/18
2016
@JudahWorldChamp what is the portland of kentucky though? @okayjeffrey @reloadbaggage i gifted mine to a friend, you can send one my way. 😜 @appltn https://t.co/whXfagpCPE @CallHackers @jeremiahg link 404s @mattly You may have just ruined his voice for me permanently.Our exception tracker right now due to API maintenance. https://t.co/pRaI6wNui8
5/17
2016
Noam Chomsky’s “Requiem for the American Dream” is definitely worth a watch and available on netflix. @TheAmazingRando Yeah, I’ve slowly moved into the camp of understandable instead clever where possible. Test can help but not always. @TheAmazingRando my thought process goes something like: 1) Ugh, you again 2) Walk away 3) Rewrite it later I don’t have a quick rule. 😐 @TheAmazingRando I stopped using that syntax a few years ago for similar reasons. @thefuryus @DataStax looks like the old GH offices. :D
5/16
2016
it me https://t.co/C4Iy0ZFnPa
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5/15
2016
@Poldoore new album is fantastic
5/13
2016
@dgoodlad @shiftkey gonna try it @shiftkey @dgoodlad are they sweets? @dgoodlad what is that?Pretty big fan of @letsencrypt right now @DOG_NOISE https://t.co/zoLm7dACrw @holman the ones they left me are better than thoseSomeone stole my sunglasses out of my car and left me a crappy replacement pair on the dash like some kinda shitty trade.
5/12
2016
@djfrane just put on frane’s fantastic boat ride and caught some shit at the end of side C that wasn’t on the digital copies. Dope. @nickh @haacked I never thought @pharrell would be the person who summarized my thoughts on appreciating change well https://t.co/wkb6GmGHfj @keiko713 They’re delicious
5/10
2016
OH: "There's the old system that's deprecated and then there's the new system that doesn't actually work."
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5/9
2016
@lstoll @sr Happy https://t.co/hhGYsnuKXy 🎉
5/8
2016
@PioneerDJglobal The driver downloads for the djm900 nxs2 are broken. https://t.co/J85viEC4vv @broccolini at least you don’t have dogs :D https://t.co/3Pu4Gq3r6n @zenmatt 😳
5/7
2016
Working with PCI requirements https://t.co/4DOj44Vleu
5/5
2016
Saw a coworker quote #18 on this list the other day. Akin’s Laws of Spacecraft Design: https://t.co/b5kV4VqmNRTarget=”_blank” — the most underestimated vulnerability ever: https://t.co/L6MyGPnc1f https://t.co/IVYhOkacL0
Retweeted by Corey Donohoe @eanakashima Yuuuuup. @paulcbetts @cobyism The skip tutorial link has been a lifesaver. No more random “pop pop pop” sounds nested god knows where. @dukeofberlin I think it’s as much a celebration of winter ending as anything. @cobyism Hi I’m slackbot! @_zzak https://t.co/NsVDCesHj1
5/4
2016
@indec https://t.co/fV38PZIXRq
5/3
2016
Bodie: Look, they gonna tear this building down, they gonna build some new shit. But people? They don't give a fuck about people. #TheWire
Retweeted by Corey Donohoe @meat dude that’s amazing @akahn compostable yeah, but seems wasteful. Went from a compostable bag to a bag and a box. ¯\(°_o)/¯New @Sightglass coffee packaging. More waste, less coffee, same price. 😬 https://t.co/YlLuED49Vs @malditojavi I hadn’t seen that before. I ended up modifying https://t.co/S8pXDLiA4R slightlyI made a ChatOps Deployment thing for Heroku pipelines last month and didn’t have a good home for it at the time. https://t.co/PWJaOSprOK
5/2
2016
@shiftkey thanks for the link. i thought it was a dick joke for a second
5/1
2016
Anyone release a personal/open source slack integration and have a good privacy policy reference? @wuputah That cracked me up too @holman https://t.co/9yHdpAilGF @pjhyett a pretty good summary of some of the contributing factors that made leaving GH difficult for me. It’s hard if you aren’t wealthy. @schneems are those handles or muddlers? They look dope
4/30
2016
@lstoll @bnferguson @charliesome why is there smuckers honey @See_Em_Play Memphis was a place I saw that as well. Locals denied it, but it was pretty obvious even to children. @holman congrats!
4/29
2016
@toolmantim @glenngillen NEVER BUILD! BUILD! @TheAmazingRando I followed the instructions on the hubot-google-images script and set it on the model. Open an issue for easier tracking?
4/27
2016
@jessysaurusrex are you sending them drafts and seeing what they think or using a collaborative editing tool where they can comment/change? @glenngillen heaps, it just doesn’t end up on medium or tech crunch. There are real human beings outside of the bay, I promise. @glenngillen i heard that doesn’t work outside of SF.This is a pretty dope idea https://t.co/GuSDDtjQ9r
4/25
2016
“Serve me a tasty info burrito as my main course instead of a series of nachos” Bots won't replace apps: https://t.co/cdWOB8Fpq6
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4/24
2016
@benjammingh I don’t think they’ve finalized a date but it should be real soon now. Reserve your spot at Sutra Tower now (from the low 1Ms)When keeping it real goes wrong: https://t.co/m8VpPp7Q7d
4/22
2016
@dje @lstoll @samkottler Someone legitimately thought that was a good idea.The new @mrJUSTINMARTIN is really really dope. https://t.co/jbBNa43pOm @ped @PublicWorksSF enjoy @2manydjstour, I got to see them last weekend at Coachella.
4/21
2016
Cindy 🐕 saved my neighbor’s 🐢’s life today by telling on the other dog when she got into his pen and start gnawing on him.The origin of my 4/20 birthday wishes is all @stolt45's fault. https://t.co/HeNbKGBEQS @willk @samkottler @lstoll @lachlanhardy @thephw @yann_ck @wfarr @aniero @adelcambre Thanks for the unbirthday wish! https://t.co/lrY0vPTYSj @dukeofberlin Is this about snapchat… @willk You win this year! Thanks.
4/20
2016
Hands down the most depressing thing in tech is watching great leaders get paid and become complacent. @lstoll beyond go @brettgoulder @lstoll @buildkite i’ve been trying but i need a real security reviewmet a dude who got rich on the startup hustle. he’s a really chill person.
4/13
2016
@lstoll @buildkite done. what command do i run again? @lstoll @buildkite still waiting on a private space shell session to boot up @buildkite @lstoll px dynos. 🐣 @JaiWolfx @odesza will one of y’all remix some moderat please?Happy Birthday and thanks for the pre-flight techno party @jsncostello https://t.co/CdgbgrSgmntfw your friend who does the same shit as you hits you up and you bombard them with garbage because you’re starved for a diff audience.
4/12
2016
Somehow never realized that you can mimic refresh tokens with the @GitHubAPI https://t.co/skTOwJtaA3The @everlane placeholder text is cute. https://t.co/LrolSc6EVI
4/11
2016
@yerhot I shared some weed with my movers after we were done unloading the truck. :D
4/10
2016
@benschwarz the song of my people.It’s cool. https://t.co/m0CUxswF7WWelp. Tri tip day with @meat https://t.co/KBG5qJSSgu @frazelledazzell holy shit I’d forgotten about OM
4/9
2016
I'll just leave this here: https://t.co/WYYtYHA2oS
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4/8
2016

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