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Wisconsonian. OR Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way. #Cruz2016

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Joined Twitter 5/20/11


Not that I put much stock in the BMI scale, but I am no longer in the obese category!!! #fitness #weightloss #health https://t.co/nHOIWVWc9K
8/24
2016
I think the secret to #weightloss is going to a party where there's cake and knowing that this will not be the last party where there's cake @tphil88 thank you!Weighed in this morning....I'm at the lowest weight I've been in 8 YEARS!! WOOT!! #weightloss #fitness #baileyfit #health
8/21
2016
My 1st #fitness video is finally up on YouTube! Check it out https://t.co/67cbu7EAl8 throw it a like and subscribe for #weightloss updates!
8/18
2016
This is both hilarious and cripplingly painful to watch!! https://t.co/NUvo71RUD4 #trump #trumpsters #election2016My very first health/fitness video is live! https://t.co/tap7ZLfhNj Let me know what you think, maybe hit the *like* button :)
8/17
2016
YAAASS!! I finally broke my plateau pound!!!! https://t.co/DiBzKoP7qI
8/14
2016
So, I've decided to start a health/fitness/weight loss channel on youtube. What should I call it? #health #fitness #fitnessbidness @repub9989 oh. It looked like a box of twelve for $26 @repub9989 holy shit that is an expensive cookie lol.I am having some mad cravings today and I donno what to do.
8/12
2016
Holy crap, floor mirrors are expensive.
8/8
2016
@deppisch postmates....haven't heard of this....My body hurts all over. Why isn't there a coffee shop that delivers??? I'm gonna need somebody to get on that immediately.
8/7
2016
No matter how much I exercise, watching Olympic gymnasts do their thing will make me feel like a lazy turd failure. https://t.co/4YQGBKXy4QI just earned the 'Wheel of Styles' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/rxkIKb7iN3I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/1GfGXHhPNP
8/6
2016
a lady slowed down, honked at me, and gave me an encouraging air fist pump during my jog tonight. I needed that, lol. #youknowyourefatwhenLaugh all you want, but "Me Too" by Meghan Trainor is the BEST confidence boosting song to listen to on a jog!!! https://t.co/zZof4MNbkA
8/4
2016
@tphil88 ooooh!! Congrats! That's awesome :-)Non-election related news, anyone?I don't think so, Tim. https://t.co/ECJ95XXnWTIn the past 24 hours, I've passed up the most delicious looking chocolate cake & pizza. If I'm not down a lb tomorrow, I'll choke somebody.
8/3
2016
@RickBulow1974 thank you Rick, that's so nice of you! @RickBulow1974 ugh I wish!! I need to get back to playing guitar. I'll let you know when I do, though :-)
7/31
2016
I just earned the 'Night Out' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/WlaXQIYAXBI just earned the 'Newbie' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/jTZvHxc1wW
7/20
2016
Dude! My brother Nate made this in under an hour....so cool!!! I want it on a coffee mug!! https://t.co/c5nsXexAb3
7/19
2016
Check out my cover of Lane Boy by Twenty-One Pilots! https://t.co/mQa5pzV8LJ
7/13
2016
Once Upon a Time has turned half of the characters into lesbians. Really. Come on.
7/11
2016
What's red, white, and hurts all over? My body omggggggfffffsjsjwsk
7/9
2016
@Dan12R ouch!!The government is taking over 27% of my paycheck. IDK why I calculate this stuff, because it only makes me want to punch things.
6/30
2016
Okay, Rumpelstiltskin is not Beast. Nice try though, Once Upon a Time.I can't wait for the Once Upon a Time episode where they bring in Spiderman and Chewbacca!
6/20
2016
@Melvin_Udall_ thanks for the heads up. I'll watch an episode or two and see how I like itHas anyone watched Once Upon a Time? Is it any good?
6/19
2016
@BOOB_level "at your age" lol please you're not that old @trojrafal agreed!He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist. https://t.co/MluDu7ZBRB
Retweeted by BaileyConnellI want a glider or a rocking chair, but I'm not a mom or a grandma. I'm in a weird place in my life, guys.Let me try again: Does anyone else *make* their bed at night before getting in it if they didn't have time in the morning? Or is it just me? @deppisch lol dang it. I hate autocorrect so much.Does anybody else take their bed before getting in it at night?? Or...just me??
6/16
2016
Omg. I cannot. The stupid. https://t.co/DtoSDm8H1U
6/15
2016
Arguing guns on youtube. Omg. I thought twitter was bad.....the youtubians are bat shit crazy. https://t.co/znoIHmjaCv
6/14
2016
I don't get pissed off easily, but today is one of those days. I would like to punch something right about now.
6/13
2016
Babysitting these monkeys 😄 https://t.co/gGtDV210CH
6/12
2016
I'm on a diet, and perusing desserts on pinterest. Came across an Oreo cheesecake recipe, and my mouth literally watered. #dyingIn disbelief that @TheRealGrimmie is really gone. She was too young&too focused on Christ to be taken from the world. Praying for her family
6/11
2016
Aree there any decent/wholesome classy womens magazines out there to counteract the sleaze that is Cosmo and Glamour? #important
6/9
2016
Hilarious! https://t.co/SWKbF2Q0PKEw. People suck. https://t.co/PzUE8Q5hIn @glennbeck you realize that the headlines tonight are now going to be, "Glenn Beck Endorses Unhealthy Weight Loss Methods" lol, just saying.
6/7
2016
My adorable new salt & pepper shakers :-D https://t.co/XaKXdnWPes
6/4
2016
@hahaitsjoemama haha! @fredontwittur oh cool! I'll check it out, thanks @fredontwittur what is youversion?What's your favorite app on your phone?? GO!
5/31
2016
"Harry Potter.....the boy who lived....come to die"
5/30
2016
I uploaded a new song cover, Here ;) https://t.co/HU3HgTbtPT let me know what you think in the comments!
5/29
2016
Racine is one of the drunkest cities in America?! I just moved here. Ugh. Of *course* I work at the hospital here. Fun. #WhatILearnedToday
5/24
2016
Home is where your phone automatically connects to the WiFi. Put that on a T-shirt.
5/22
2016
I just found a book called, "The Taco Cleanse." Dreams do come true.
5/21
2016
@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe when I was little my mom&I had a mantra when we heard the ice cream truck: "Get your gun." We still say it.
5/18
2016
@VouxCroux lol I did not say cute @VouxCroux uhhh I don't think so? When? @VouxCroux huh? What video?ICYMI, I posted a tutorial on how to make adult phone calls yesterday....give it a thumbs up and share! https://t.co/uQ5QOp5q7w
5/12
2016
Lol thanks! https://t.co/ASQDGIK8zO @ReviewDadMedia I'm impressed with that!Do you have a crippling fear of making phone calls!? Watch my latest video! HELP ME HELP YOU!! https://t.co/xOXQG8mraD #introvert @aurora_g96 that does look delicious.Its 9am and all I can think about is pizza. This isn't OK.
5/11
2016
ICYMI: New video up as of last night--I Got 99 Problems and OMG I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION! https://t.co/JOrpLpAiks
5/10
2016
@tphil88 @YouTube oh, if you're talking about the EKG test, it was today, and I aced it :) Thanks! I filmed this yesterday, lol. @tphil88 @YouTube ThanksNEW VIDEO: I got 99 Problems and OMG I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION! https://t.co/JOrpLpAiks via @YouTube#UnlikelyAddictions Shipping youtube couples. #GresterRendering a video...and will be uploaded shortly! :-)
5/9
2016
You must have known that I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it. https://t.co/WRvXUQfEgO
Retweeted by BaileyConnellRecently discovered I can crack my knee. On purpose. So....what's new with you?
5/8
2016
If I were a teacher, what would I teach?I've realized that I like #Snapchat and #YouTube so much because I'm funnier in jump cuts. https://t.co/1t5eOk2jUKIt's settled. I am going to buy a coloring book and crayons today.I swore to myself that I would never go back to a tanning salon but omg I'm so pasty.Strawberry banana smoothie, or eggs and sausage for breakfast? I can't decide. Halp. #firstworldproblems#ThereIsAlwaysRoomInMyLifeFor your mom.
5/7
2016
@FreeandCatholic alright. You're better than me. Damn. @FreeandCatholic I think like 7 milesI'm better than you. https://t.co/3tSMbQ8aFe
5/5
2016
Just spent 20 minutes trying to find a contact that was lost in my eye socket. So if you see me....no, I'm not high. #redeyesfordaysI'm actually kind of relieved that my microwave is broken. Now I don't have to clean it. It was getting pretty gross.The twitter trolls are extra kooky today. @FactsVsOpinion uhh, okay. A marriage involves 2 people? I was referring to THEIR MARRIAGE. Calling me a liar for that is a weird stretch.um...what? yeah, I know. What do you mean, Liar? https://t.co/14JhtUShFfLOL!!! In reference to Bill and Hillary Clinton ---> https://t.co/MGVgfmCG1U @FactsVsOpinion Please. She doesn't even respect herself, staying married to that pervert just for the image. And I fight for both, thanks.Ha. Yea ok. https://t.co/L4dJlyvpR9
5/4
2016
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