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Wisconsonian. OR Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way. #Cruz2016

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Racine is one of the drunkest cities in America?! I just moved here. Ugh. Of *course* I work at the hospital here. Fun. #WhatILearnedToday
5/24
2016
Home is where your phone automatically connects to the WiFi. Put that on a T-shirt.
5/22
2016
I just found a book called, "The Taco Cleanse." Dreams do come true.
5/21
2016
@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe when I was little my mom&I had a mantra when we heard the ice cream truck: "Get your gun." We still say it.
5/18
2016
@VouxCroux lol I did not say cute @VouxCroux uhhh I don't think so? When? @VouxCroux huh? What video?ICYMI, I posted a tutorial on how to make adult phone calls yesterday....give it a thumbs up and share! https://t.co/uQ5QOp5q7w
5/12
2016
Lol thanks! https://t.co/ASQDGIK8zO @ReviewDadMedia I'm impressed with that!Do you have a crippling fear of making phone calls!? Watch my latest video! HELP ME HELP YOU!! https://t.co/xOXQG8mraD #introvert @aurora_g96 that does look delicious.Its 9am and all I can think about is pizza. This isn't OK.
5/11
2016
ICYMI: New video up as of last night--I Got 99 Problems and OMG I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION! https://t.co/JOrpLpAiks
5/10
2016
@tphil88 @YouTube oh, if you're talking about the EKG test, it was today, and I aced it :) Thanks! I filmed this yesterday, lol. @tphil88 @YouTube ThanksNEW VIDEO: I got 99 Problems and OMG I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION! https://t.co/JOrpLpAiks via @YouTube#UnlikelyAddictions Shipping youtube couples. #GresterRendering a video...and will be uploaded shortly! :-)
5/9
2016
You must have known that I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it. https://t.co/WRvXUQfEgO
Retweeted by BaileyConnellRecently discovered I can crack my knee. On purpose. So....what's new with you?
5/8
2016
If I were a teacher, what would I teach?I've realized that I like #Snapchat and #YouTube so much because I'm funnier in jump cuts. https://t.co/1t5eOk2jUKIt's settled. I am going to buy a coloring book and crayons today.I swore to myself that I would never go back to a tanning salon but omg I'm so pasty.Strawberry banana smoothie, or eggs and sausage for breakfast? I can't decide. Halp. #firstworldproblems#ThereIsAlwaysRoomInMyLifeFor your mom.
5/7
2016
@FreeandCatholic alright. You're better than me. Damn. @FreeandCatholic I think like 7 milesI'm better than you. https://t.co/3tSMbQ8aFe
5/5
2016
Just spent 20 minutes trying to find a contact that was lost in my eye socket. So if you see me....no, I'm not high. #redeyesfordaysI'm actually kind of relieved that my microwave is broken. Now I don't have to clean it. It was getting pretty gross.The twitter trolls are extra kooky today. @FactsVsOpinion uhh, okay. A marriage involves 2 people? I was referring to THEIR MARRIAGE. Calling me a liar for that is a weird stretch.um...what? yeah, I know. What do you mean, Liar? https://t.co/14JhtUShFfLOL!!! In reference to Bill and Hillary Clinton ---> https://t.co/MGVgfmCG1U @FactsVsOpinion Please. She doesn't even respect herself, staying married to that pervert just for the image. And I fight for both, thanks.Ha. Yea ok. https://t.co/L4dJlyvpR9 @DvdC99 yes, his family is notoriously pro abortion, and he's running for president. Forgive me if I'm a little leery about his "conversion" @260zeta also, even if he does, do you really think that The Donald would bother using his presidency to fight for the pro-life cause? @260zeta a. I don't think that's true. b. That's not really pro-life anyway. @brendan4951 Hmm, no I'm basing on that Trump's own record. Thanks for playing, though.What really kills me about this presidential election is that there's no one left who will fight for the unborn. #Prolife #NeverTrumpForeverI cannot believe it. I feel like we live in some kind of alternate reality. #NeverTrump#Breaking: the #GOP is dead.
5/4
2016
Anyone else feel compelled to announce, "Brainfreeze!" when you get it, even if nobody else is around?I've only been to Indiana once, and it for #SmartGirlSummit. It left a good impression. Don't ruin that tonight, Indy. #VoteCruz
5/3
2016
I've made a huge mistake. #pizzarolls
5/2
2016
Also, ICYMI, I made this video last weekend. It walks you through my "creative" process..... https://t.co/RBH6mygjQiI found this video of @ToriKelly YEARS ago. This is someone who knows how to use her voice!! https://t.co/cgozGyNS01I just love her voice and lyrics....UGH! fangirling over here. https://t.co/ert9snOHjHI am currently obsessed with Tori Kelly. O @JoeC1776 I have indeed!If you don't follow my snapchats, you're missing out. @baileyconnellIf I got a puppy I would name him Billy 😆WANT! https://t.co/1hdOOF5H5g https://t.co/y5hzmNcCQ5So I just downloaded the Petfinder app, and I don't think there's any going back now......crap. https://t.co/IUjWNadPXn
5/1
2016
I've got a campaign slogan for ya: "#CruzFiorina 2016: We're not Donald Trump" that's a #WIN right there.Solid choice @tedcruz! I'm happy to be looking forward to seeing/hearing more of @CarlyFiorina. She's a smart lady and stuff.CRAP! I just realized that My last video I uploaded was my 100th VIDEO on my @Youtube channel!! Guess I need to make a special 101st video.. @ReviewDadMedia well if you need skinny jeans, you're in f'ing luck, BECAUSE ITS PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE F'ING IS, ANYWHERE.Jean shopping is the worst.My suspicions confirmed: the chick working at this place just said, "I think I'd rather be [in jail] than here right now."Dudes that work at auto repair shops seem like really fun people to be friends with. The chicks always seem miserable, though. Its weird.
4/27
2016
Smoothie or wine? Or white Russian? Or some crazy hybrid?!?And they're hard 😓 https://t.co/AzaI8HlBxC @Spicoli83 for real?What if I boycott #target's bathrooms? That I can do. No target bathroom will receive ONE DROP...I will hold it in like its made of gold!Am I a bad person if I don't boycott #Target? #targetboycottFound a futon I like. It comes in navy blue and mustard yellow. I can't decide. Ugh...My life is just......so damn exciting.
4/26
2016
I finally made a new video! (IT'S BEEN MONTHS!) This one is me re-enacting how my creative process plays out! https://t.co/WkXswC9nem
4/24
2016
What's your favorite thing to do when you're stressed out?? https://t.co/CGn9Js8IIR
4/22
2016
My biggest pet peeve is when people interrupt. Its actually really rude and kind of insulting. Like "hey, you're boring I'm gonna talk now."Prince found dead....wow! Sad. https://t.co/nTprLTfJBk
4/21
2016
@crousselle I know @crousselle what? LolI've lived in Wisconsin for 4+ months, & have made 0 friends. I feel like this is unnatural. I don't know what I'm doing. It's frightening. @tarawhite161 why just with boys?!?What if I started a thing on my youtube channel where you #DareBails? and I do things that you Dare me to do.... @EmEvans87 hagahaga indeed!! @EmEvans87 hey, stress just means I'm an adult. :-p#happy420. I'm drinking. Cause weed scares me. @EmEvans87 I'm alright! The job is stressful, and I'm in a weird place right now, but I'm optimistic. So! Yeah lol. I'm good. I'm good.when was it not?!? https://t.co/uuzCSYG5ieI love that Twitter is still a thing. So hard. @EmEvans87 I miss you. How are you? @EmEvans87 @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump BROKERED CONVENTION! then we Cruuuuuzzz into happiness.Do you know how uninterested I am in politics right now? Very uninterested. I want @tedcruz to be president. That's as deep as it gets folksI'm working on my 2017 New years resolutions. Now, in April, 2016. This is the time to do it. Resolution #1: Attend #Vidcon FFS!!!I haven't made a video in months. WHAT DO I DO!? @CEnzoGiacomo Hey now, I spell like a champion. That 'a' was a choice.FINALLY just watched Camp Takota starring @gracehelbig @harto & @mametown. it made me feel things. I just wanna be in their friendship GOSH!I haven't made a video in months. I think I'm about to make one. What should it be about? HALP! @oawdixon whatever! #NationalTylenolDay, anybody?
4/20
2016
Exactly.Where my haters at?
4/19
2016
@Vortmax29 lol thanks though :-p @Vortmax29 um...I used to be quite a bit above 6k. They're actually dropping like flies. I had at least 6100 at one point :-/ huh.Thinking of doing something responsible with my tax refund this year and paying off one of my student loans. ONE of them :-(Fiiinally done doing my taxes! Figuring out multi -state filing awhile, but it really wasn't bad using turbo tax.
4/13
2016

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