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Wisconsonian. OR Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way. #Cruz2016

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Joined Twitter 5/20/11


I just earned the 'Night Out' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/WlaXQIYAXBI just earned the 'Newbie' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/jTZvHxc1wW
7/20
2016
Dude! My brother Nate made this in under an hour....so cool!!! I want it on a coffee mug!! https://t.co/c5nsXexAb3
7/19
2016
Check out my cover of Lane Boy by Twenty-One Pilots! https://t.co/mQa5pzV8LJ
7/13
2016
Once Upon a Time has turned half of the characters into lesbians. Really. Come on.
7/11
2016
What's red, white, and hurts all over? My body omggggggfffffsjsjwsk
7/9
2016
@Dan12R ouch!!The government is taking over 27% of my paycheck. IDK why I calculate this stuff, because it only makes me want to punch things.
6/30
2016
Okay, Rumpelstiltskin is not Beast. Nice try though, Once Upon a Time.I can't wait for the Once Upon a Time episode where they bring in Spiderman and Chewbacca!
6/20
2016
@Melvin_Udall_ thanks for the heads up. I'll watch an episode or two and see how I like itHas anyone watched Once Upon a Time? Is it any good?
6/19
2016
@BOOB_level "at your age" lol please you're not that old @trojrafal agreed!He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist. https://t.co/MluDu7ZBRB
Retweeted by BaileyConnellI want a glider or a rocking chair, but I'm not a mom or a grandma. I'm in a weird place in my life, guys.Let me try again: Does anyone else *make* their bed at night before getting in it if they didn't have time in the morning? Or is it just me? @deppisch lol dang it. I hate autocorrect so much.Does anybody else take their bed before getting in it at night?? Or...just me??
6/16
2016
Omg. I cannot. The stupid. https://t.co/DtoSDm8H1U
6/15
2016
Arguing guns on youtube. Omg. I thought twitter was bad.....the youtubians are bat shit crazy. https://t.co/znoIHmjaCv
6/14
2016
I don't get pissed off easily, but today is one of those days. I would like to punch something right about now.
6/13
2016
Babysitting these monkeys 😄 https://t.co/gGtDV210CH
6/12
2016
I'm on a diet, and perusing desserts on pinterest. Came across an Oreo cheesecake recipe, and my mouth literally watered. #dyingIn disbelief that @TheRealGrimmie is really gone. She was too young&too focused on Christ to be taken from the world. Praying for her family
6/11
2016
Aree there any decent/wholesome classy womens magazines out there to counteract the sleaze that is Cosmo and Glamour? #important
6/9
2016
Hilarious! https://t.co/SWKbF2Q0PKEw. People suck. https://t.co/PzUE8Q5hIn @glennbeck you realize that the headlines tonight are now going to be, "Glenn Beck Endorses Unhealthy Weight Loss Methods" lol, just saying.
6/7
2016
My adorable new salt & pepper shakers :-D https://t.co/XaKXdnWPes
6/4
2016
@hahaitsjoemama haha! @fredontwittur oh cool! I'll check it out, thanks @fredontwittur what is youversion?What's your favorite app on your phone?? GO!
5/31
2016
"Harry Potter.....the boy who lived....come to die"
5/30
2016
I uploaded a new song cover, Here ;) https://t.co/HU3HgTbtPT let me know what you think in the comments!
5/29
2016
Racine is one of the drunkest cities in America?! I just moved here. Ugh. Of *course* I work at the hospital here. Fun. #WhatILearnedToday
5/24
2016
Home is where your phone automatically connects to the WiFi. Put that on a T-shirt.
5/22
2016
I just found a book called, "The Taco Cleanse." Dreams do come true.
5/21
2016
@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe when I was little my mom&I had a mantra when we heard the ice cream truck: "Get your gun." We still say it.
5/18
2016
@VouxCroux lol I did not say cute @VouxCroux uhhh I don't think so? When? @VouxCroux huh? What video?ICYMI, I posted a tutorial on how to make adult phone calls yesterday....give it a thumbs up and share! https://t.co/uQ5QOp5q7w
5/12
2016
Lol thanks! https://t.co/ASQDGIK8zO @ReviewDadMedia I'm impressed with that!Do you have a crippling fear of making phone calls!? Watch my latest video! HELP ME HELP YOU!! https://t.co/xOXQG8mraD #introvert @aurora_g96 that does look delicious.Its 9am and all I can think about is pizza. This isn't OK.
5/11
2016
ICYMI: New video up as of last night--I Got 99 Problems and OMG I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION! https://t.co/JOrpLpAiks
5/10
2016
@tphil88 @YouTube oh, if you're talking about the EKG test, it was today, and I aced it :) Thanks! I filmed this yesterday, lol. @tphil88 @YouTube ThanksNEW VIDEO: I got 99 Problems and OMG I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION! https://t.co/JOrpLpAiks via @YouTube#UnlikelyAddictions Shipping youtube couples. #GresterRendering a video...and will be uploaded shortly! :-)
5/9
2016
You must have known that I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it. https://t.co/WRvXUQfEgO
Retweeted by BaileyConnellRecently discovered I can crack my knee. On purpose. So....what's new with you?
5/8
2016
If I were a teacher, what would I teach?I've realized that I like #Snapchat and #YouTube so much because I'm funnier in jump cuts. https://t.co/1t5eOk2jUKIt's settled. I am going to buy a coloring book and crayons today.I swore to myself that I would never go back to a tanning salon but omg I'm so pasty.Strawberry banana smoothie, or eggs and sausage for breakfast? I can't decide. Halp. #firstworldproblems#ThereIsAlwaysRoomInMyLifeFor your mom.
5/7
2016
@FreeandCatholic alright. You're better than me. Damn. @FreeandCatholic I think like 7 milesI'm better than you. https://t.co/3tSMbQ8aFe
5/5
2016
Just spent 20 minutes trying to find a contact that was lost in my eye socket. So if you see me....no, I'm not high. #redeyesfordaysI'm actually kind of relieved that my microwave is broken. Now I don't have to clean it. It was getting pretty gross.The twitter trolls are extra kooky today. @FactsVsOpinion uhh, okay. A marriage involves 2 people? I was referring to THEIR MARRIAGE. Calling me a liar for that is a weird stretch.um...what? yeah, I know. What do you mean, Liar? https://t.co/14JhtUShFfLOL!!! In reference to Bill and Hillary Clinton ---> https://t.co/MGVgfmCG1U @FactsVsOpinion Please. She doesn't even respect herself, staying married to that pervert just for the image. And I fight for both, thanks.Ha. Yea ok. https://t.co/L4dJlyvpR9 @DvdC99 yes, his family is notoriously pro abortion, and he's running for president. Forgive me if I'm a little leery about his "conversion" @260zeta also, even if he does, do you really think that The Donald would bother using his presidency to fight for the pro-life cause? @260zeta a. I don't think that's true. b. That's not really pro-life anyway. @brendan4951 Hmm, no I'm basing on that Trump's own record. Thanks for playing, though.What really kills me about this presidential election is that there's no one left who will fight for the unborn. #Prolife #NeverTrumpForeverI cannot believe it. I feel like we live in some kind of alternate reality. #NeverTrump#Breaking: the #GOP is dead.
5/4
2016
Anyone else feel compelled to announce, "Brainfreeze!" when you get it, even if nobody else is around?I've only been to Indiana once, and it for #SmartGirlSummit. It left a good impression. Don't ruin that tonight, Indy. #VoteCruz
5/3
2016
I've made a huge mistake. #pizzarolls
5/2
2016
Also, ICYMI, I made this video last weekend. It walks you through my "creative" process..... https://t.co/RBH6mygjQiI found this video of @ToriKelly YEARS ago. This is someone who knows how to use her voice!! https://t.co/cgozGyNS01I just love her voice and lyrics....UGH! fangirling over here. https://t.co/ert9snOHjHI am currently obsessed with Tori Kelly. O @JoeC1776 I have indeed!If you don't follow my snapchats, you're missing out. @baileyconnellIf I got a puppy I would name him Billy 😆WANT! https://t.co/1hdOOF5H5g https://t.co/y5hzmNcCQ5So I just downloaded the Petfinder app, and I don't think there's any going back now......crap. https://t.co/IUjWNadPXn
5/1
2016
I've got a campaign slogan for ya: "#CruzFiorina 2016: We're not Donald Trump" that's a #WIN right there.Solid choice @tedcruz! I'm happy to be looking forward to seeing/hearing more of @CarlyFiorina. She's a smart lady and stuff.CRAP! I just realized that My last video I uploaded was my 100th VIDEO on my @Youtube channel!! Guess I need to make a special 101st video.. @ReviewDadMedia well if you need skinny jeans, you're in f'ing luck, BECAUSE ITS PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE F'ING IS, ANYWHERE.Jean shopping is the worst.My suspicions confirmed: the chick working at this place just said, "I think I'd rather be [in jail] than here right now."Dudes that work at auto repair shops seem like really fun people to be friends with. The chicks always seem miserable, though. Its weird.
4/27
2016

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