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TV writer/producer: LA to Vegas (coming to Fox!), You're The Worst. Probably wearing a Victorian baby ring right now.

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Joined Twitter 2/22/09


Happy Hannukah to Roy Moore's lawyer.
Retweeted by Alison BennettI kind of wish I had a time machine so I could go back to November 9th, 2016 and tell sad people, "This sucks, but… https://t.co/yV4XMQsRHKImagine riding a horse to work for nothing.
Retweeted by Alison BennettWhat is this feeling
Retweeted by Alison Bennett @jayberger Inspired by our conversation, I searched “98 Degrees Christmas” and lo, the miracle of a new album!!! @jayberger I get it, people. You were listening to Fugazi in 1999. Do not sleep on 98 Degrees ChristmasALERT for @jayberger and everyone who knows the 98 Degrees Christmas album (1999) is dope: they released a new one… https://t.co/j81L6NeCHo
12/12
2017
Your baby meeting your writers room is the ultimate “it’s weird when my friends from college and my friends from adulthood meet.”2017 is so weird, we’re abuzz about short fiction.
12/11
2017
Sorry I had to outshine you on your big night, @rianjohnson (background!) https://t.co/0AJIusSk0z
12/10
2017
@kidblue @rianjohnson I will bring some storebought hummus if @KarinaLongworth brings the pita chipsProbably hundreds of people could namecheck him, but @theanthonyking gave me a bunch of opportunities at @ucbtny th… https://t.co/QeGJXFCfnHYo imagine being the first person who heard “In The Air Tonight” and being like, this is chill, this is chill and t… https://t.co/pK1pOdVsXI
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12/9
2017
Stoked that my buddy @incre4se_your_fans_26 followed me on Instagram. Haven't seen him since high school. Incre4se… https://t.co/BKwsobNBJo
Retweeted by Alison Bennett @evafay Just saw this and: look closer, really think about itThe most old lady thing I’ve done is assume the public library is going to be packed “because it’s right after school.” (NO)
12/8
2017
Already penning a letter to my daughter about pumping in the Bellagio bathroom for herAs a female writer/producer, my proudest moment is applying Fenty highlighter on almost every woman on this staff.… https://t.co/b7afAxzAEZAlso follow @NotifyLA for all kinds of fire-related updates.
Retweeted by Alison Bennett#LOSANGELES PALS: TEXT YOUR ZIP CODE TO 888-777 FOR FIRE ALERTS https://t.co/R1oCsUsIAF
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12/7
2017
Never thought Pat would be the “still would” of this duo https://t.co/udlLEgsI1u
12/6
2017
David Letterman seems extra quiet“Sexy! Okay, how about one of the normal human behavior of you hugging a cactus?” https://t.co/xcxVtKLtteIf a palm frond takes me out tonight, I still love Los Angeles
12/5
2017
“The Greatest Showman” posters remind me that entertaining people used to be easy. “Here is someone who is small” “… https://t.co/JE0W6UJ422
12/4
2017
I remember asking my mom why she didn’t know a band from the 80s and she said “I was too busy raising you” and I ro… https://t.co/UMb6adqPeBBy the way, they did a very professional medley and harmonizedTonight two teen boys dressed as Christmas trees came caroling at my house, with a ukulele, for money for their chu… https://t.co/756VDvxrYj
12/3
2017
If you’re wondering what level of narc I am, it’s Annoyed The Librarian Is Talking.
12/2
2017
This piece is excellent. https://t.co/4sh2utNYDU @hydeordie Two of my last homes have been near schools and now I love it and I am deranged.Too excited about the art. Love working on this show.🌴✈️🏰 (that’s the Excalibur because I’m not only excited, I’m t… https://t.co/ycmhhD92c6
11/30
2017
Matt, Louis and Harvey all have young daughters. “As a father of a daughter” is jack shit. @tchris131 AgreeMust be tough when you’re not only a terrible person, the only good thing about you was Katie Couric
11/29
2017
The thing about getting your work done is that you can be like “fuck it, I’m going to bed at 8:15pm” and it feels like a treat.It's the two week anniversary of me getting strangled by a nude immersive in a giraffe mask in a tiki-themed airbnb.
Retweeted by Alison Bennett🙌🏻 THE BEST @leilacohan 🙌🏻 (PS: I’ve read this script and I CANNOT WAIT) https://t.co/LRde8OxOPK
11/28
2017
“Fucking Manton. I guess Mom and Dad feel bad they gave him a stupid, made-up name.” - Joe https://t.co/IaAdLeWUbm
11/26
2017
@ChaseSupport Took us an hour plus to book on phone (had to do phone because of lap infant). Couldn’t guarantee us seats. Excruciating @Chase booking flights through your Sapphire program has stripped me of my holiday spirit and will to live
11/25
2017
All you need to know about me is that in addition to a normal tree, my mom did a 12’ one with all Victorian-themed ornaments.
11/24
2017
Another great article about this: https://t.co/N1FEOTAvPsI had no idea about any of the real history of Thanksgiving. This is great! I want to read Godey’s Lady’s Book, it… https://t.co/xsnosyaydYGo look at your Instagram. Is it trots and pies? YUP
11/23
2017
tfw you use TSA Pre-Check for the first time https://t.co/frkEXnbgHj
Retweeted by Alison BennettThere are two kinds of families. The "let's run the Turkey Trot" family, and the "I ordered this fancy Panettone of… https://t.co/tdckMZ3OBmIf you thought my dogwalking outfits were bad, let me introduce you to my dogwalking PLUS baby look
11/22
2017
Tuesday, January 2nd at 9pm, babyyyy! https://t.co/GNnL5CYv85Anjelica Huston and Liza Minnelli on a road trip in Mexico c.1975 https://t.co/7tyRMpQaDY
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11/21
2017
@sierraornelas Ooooooof @JJJLA @evafay @TheAmyNicholson It's one of the worst things he did @evafay No, I hid it in a grocery store flyer on the street because I didn't want the bad vibes in my trash can or a neighbor's trash can. @bennettleigh Alison took her souvenir piece of the Tate House and threw it into the street
Retweeted by Alison Bennett.@evafay and I went on the Dearly Departed Manson tour early in our friendship and we thought it would be a fun aft… https://t.co/8QFYDglmbEI can't believe I was with @evafay, @TheAmyNicholson and @JJJLA tonight and the Manson news didn't hit until after we parted.Charles Manson was the first person who let me know it was okay to be weird
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11/20
2017
What did your best friend do this week? https://t.co/1YJYoG6I8w
11/19
2017
Using all my characters to tell you I went to my custom couch guy in K-town and reminded him I recommended five fri… https://t.co/VgQ100X6gp @onlxn Just bought myself this fancy necklace to commemorate the day my eyes broke: https://t.co/FwBUfjjlzM @onlxn 🙄🙄🙄As drake said, why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake, you know i like to go there - THREAD https://t.co/fJPBCDNQ4w
Retweeted by Alison BennettIsn’t this, like, the ONE thing she’s supposed to be good at https://t.co/42nfELgftk
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11/18
2017
"Pat the Bunny" was probably some mindblowing, next-level shit when it was written in 1940.Getting Internet in my home today after a monthlong absence. I am legit excited for Alexa's return. This is how it all ends.
11/17
2017
I truly don't understand why men continue to be gross when there's women group texting about it all over town(s) @evafay You're a bigger genius by the day @evafay Too bad I know you hate horsesIt is no longer prudent to idolize men. From this point forward, all of our heroes should be horses.
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11/16
2017
Working on YTW gave me the craziest, best years of my life. So glad my friends can go out with a bang. Season 5! https://t.co/GTSYRRcaY2Tonight is the 2-part Season 4 finale of YOU’RE THE WORST. @bennettleigh & @evafay wrote the… https://t.co/4o5DneuojK
Retweeted by Alison BennettYes! https://t.co/Puu7nb6G8KI don't want to be the person complaining about Daylight Savings Time over a week into it BUT
11/15
2017
NEW #BelaandBoris EPISODE! Forgotten by Hollywood, struggling with addiction, at the end of his life Bela Lugosi is… https://t.co/qoTkTchMRA
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11/14
2017
@kidblue BEING MOCKED BY A MAN CURRENTLY WEARING MONOGRAMMED PAJAMAS IS A NEW LOW @kidblue https://t.co/w4XH0qLK60
11/13
2017
@sierraornelas @kidblue Basement!Bought two, weeks early. Suck it, @kidblue https://t.co/hItwDFw8UMDon't share your calendar with your husband. He will mock you for setting up this alert last year. https://t.co/GDTNjvVD3F @amandapendo Yes
11/12
2017

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