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Fred Beukema @beukema Minneapolis, MN

Struct Eng, Improv, husband/dad. || You may think that you crave true love, but it is not a game for cowards. Neither is Scrabble. - Onion horoscopes

195 Following   483 Followers   9,108 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/3/09


@kairyssdal @chrislhayes 1. A convenient story for him that 2. wouldn't hold up but 3. he & personality cult don't need it checked 2b useful @PokemonGoApp No, despite hatching more than a dozen eggs since their discovery. Plenty of Spearows, though. 🙄my god these people are easy, never stop shouting at them https://t.co/GcaZNrDyqi
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI am rallying people to exterminate you, your family, and your whole genetically inferior kind WHOA WHOA WHOA you're gonna HIT me??!
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Retweeted by Fred BeukemaPlease make this phone call to your senators NOW. The vote is today. Script below & 2 more action items in thread. https://t.co/N8W1BU3Zdw
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @theseantcollins If his being at the Teddy Bear Picnic was the price of him being DNC chair, I'm a-ok with it.If you haven't stood up for black lives, please sit down for punched Nazis. #KindaCatchyQuotes
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaReally important point. It was same at press conference. He desperately needs applause and brings it wherever he go… https://t.co/CRRdn1LYbm
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe current writer of Captain America just quoted Orwell to argue against physically fighting fascism. Do you want… https://t.co/BmqvQKDVV9
Retweeted by Fred Beukemaupdate to this: It was Trump flunkies, not cia officers, who were applauding https://t.co/P2M6Ee1IfO
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSouth Dakotans: call your legislators! It's a lot like calling your Congress people but you really should expect a… https://t.co/kwnFfO4uih
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIt's been sitting on the table this whole time: Orange Julius Caesar.Alright so the bar has been set now I just need everyone's help, please retweet this so I can fulfill my dream🙌🏼 https://t.co/HLgOvexLQr
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSomething we need to be alert for is how much rw propaganda is aimed at kids/young adults. Memes are the Joe Camel of political messaging.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWe run the risk of relying on an assumption that kids are inherently more liberal, only to find out they've been poisoned.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaLost my patience for the endless joke outrage twitter chains the second time I saw one.
1/23
2017
Admiral Piett. The only Imperial officer we really ever empathize with. If Piett and Wedge teamed up, they'd completely waste EVERYONE
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @ItsTheBrandi Fair enough.1. NC, KY, ME, AK: Make this call, even if you think your rep is unmovable. They work for YOU. Simple script: Pleas… https://t.co/2SX1KH3XSL
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @fivemanjob, you got a reference recommendation for this? https://t.co/40vp125xMM @ItsTheBrandi Myloh ain't worth it.Me and other black people of all genders have been to many marches & protests where we were peaceful, yet unduly criminalized.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema"Nazi Richard Spencer got punched so hard he started crying while talking about Pepe" are the new 14 words
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @dbrauer I'm growling about liberals in Scott Walker's WI asking what happened to their blue state..."Only ones who care about my tax returns are the reporters." Retweet this if you're not a reporter, but you care about Trump's tax returns.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaY'all better make this VIRAL since any other media wont do it https://t.co/A668T8CqmF
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThere are pros who are very good at crowd size estimates. There are vetted sites with info about getting involved. Don't text to strangers.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSTOP TEXTING YOUR INFO TO A RANDOM NUMBER YOU SAW ON TWITTER FFS
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @CherylStrayed @mollybackes Don't do this! We don't know who owns number & a central database of protestors will not serve protestors well!Y'all. Do. Not. Hand. Members. Of. The. Military. Your. Phone. At. A. Protest. I'm saying this as a Navy vet: the m… https://t.co/soeM1lQq5b
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1/22
2017
*Spicer holds up a duck* THIS IS THE PRESIDENT'S NEW DOG, AND WE WILL NOT BE BEHOLDEN TO THE MEDIA'S LIES SAYING IT IS A DUCK. IT IS A DOG.
Retweeted by Fred Beukemaimo the #1 priority is to convince yr reps that if they go along with Trump's garbage, they will hate their jobs & then they will lose them
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaOne of the Women's Marchers' final acts: leaving their protest signs in front of the White House. https://t.co/1MvCaKwaqz
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @theseantcollins I'm so glad he's deemed them good enough. Phew. Good job, errbody.Women did something incredible today. Women, specifically.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaCouldn't be prouder of this woman, who grew up next to Susan B. Anthony's hometown. https://t.co/j5TysKkDMw
Retweeted by Fred Beukemahttps://t.co/GXFPUYgVek
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @tvoti Weirdly, makes me believe the golden shower rumors more.Best. Sign. Ever. #WomensMarch #womensmarchnyc #sobadevenintrovertsarehere https://t.co/TmJydvooqu
Retweeted by Fred Beukema#womensmarch https://t.co/vWgqIvKfsz
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe #WomensMarch is now the largest mass demonstration in the history of America. Now, convert it into action.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI can’t believe every woman I know is marching in the streets and CNN is showing Trump pretending to believe in God. #WomensMarch
Retweeted by Fred Beukema#womensmarch https://t.co/ZZfiuTlVyC
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI'm a Quaker pacifist and I give you permission to find the Nazi punch funny and not hand-wring about civility.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe rift in the alt-right between the Actual Nazis and the "hey Nazi's are bad, I think?" is getting messy https://t.co/dnIl239gy7
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaU.S. conservatives went from "If the Jews had guns they'd have killed the Nazis" to "OMG what sort of animal punches a nazi!" in a week.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaGood luck out there today, everybody. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. @theseantcollins Been way too long since I've seen a Fenslerfilm reference.Huh. https://t.co/GAUxJlvG1U
Retweeted by Fred Beukemaprotesting is unamerican. this country was founded by us hugging & kissing an oppressive regime until it died from smiling too much
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaInformation literacy fights fake news https://t.co/PJKiylMHvJ
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaFirst they came for the Nazis and I said right on because I know where this is going if we don't make it clear fascism has no place here.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis is the best thing I've seen. #Inauguration https://t.co/91P0OD4SWn
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaJesus H Christ in a chicken basket. https://t.co/DqKwNoNiKONazis shouldn't be able to go outside without a very real fear of face-punching. That is what I believe.
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1/21
2017
Remember precisely how today feels, and commit to using every last shred of that angry energy for action. He wins the moment we calm down.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @SalenaZito Facile.ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN (1976) DP: Gordon Willis | Dir: Alan J. Pakula https://t.co/SbafOILIPV
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaFriends and followers outside the U.S.: I promise you, Trump does not represent the will or beliefs of most Americans. We're also horrified.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaTime to block POTUS https://t.co/olUjhmWIHL
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIt's official: President Donald Trump is in violation of the U.S. Constitution. https://t.co/sJ21p7NmQE
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe panic. The vomit.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaLuis is a good friend of my mom's family. This picture makes me sad. https://t.co/pOal9Oxz7PThat mysterious House session had me worried. Looks like a little bit of nothing. https://t.co/dIlMm7222z @Saythatforyou @HouseInSession They received word of the Senate having passed two House-originated bills this week. @kumailn Holy shit, Holly Hunter is tiny. @HouseInSession Please don't leave us hanging like this here, sir.Dearly Beloved, We are Gathered Here Today To Get Through This Thing Called LIFE.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis is the elevation of kleptocracy and racial caste.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis isn't just aesthetically important. This is a widely-loathed president. This is the opportunity for an elector… https://t.co/nwd74eMBQJ
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaTHIS IS THE STORY that matters, explained in under 2,000 words. If you love democracy, for god's sake retweet this. https://t.co/JlZxdzhDZZ
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWith a squeal and hiss, the new POTUS's blood sample leaps from the hot wire; GOP witnesses shrug and shuffle their feet. Too late now.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @cwethern And primarily screw small, rural communities.This is a public service announcement. https://t.co/vpG5rTV9gP https://t.co/F91jAjEnNR
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaGingrich promised $2.50 gas; Romney promised 6% unemployment rate. Gas today: $2.33 Unemployment: 4.7%
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThanks Obama. https://t.co/cBSHa0NjxM
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaBlock em. Someone will tell you about what happened. https://t.co/sUBcSgTZdg
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @ctatplay It's about ethics in... you know what, dammit, this isn't funny.
1/20
2017

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