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Fred Beukema @beukema Minneapolis, MN

Struct Eng, Improv, husband/dad. || You may think that you crave true love, but it is not a game for cowards. Neither is Scrabble. - Onion horoscopes

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Joined Twitter 5/3/09


btw, the move here is to burn a confederate flag
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaLook, after our 156th investigation of benghazi, we've realized investigations are divisive, so we won't be investigating trump
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe swastika: the symbol that disproves its own followers' claims of superior intelligence. https://t.co/9Hbh1ZA9k1 @kumailn I hear you, but have heard the same argument applied by conservatives to minority cultural identity groups. Key: USE of that pride?So this is useful clarity! 1. No diabolical plan here 2. He likes churning outrage 3. Instinct (loss of citizenship… https://t.co/EyiMgmCtcb
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIn this case, seems like we can cover Trump's world historical corruption and the fact that he wants to strip citizenship from dissenters.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe amazing thing about 2016: voters were convinced Trump meant nothing he said, but was honest, while Clinton meant everything, but lied.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSomeone please explain to me how baking a cake for a gay wedding supports gay marriage but voting for a racist isn't supporting racism.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaAnyone in the media who thinks they did a responsible job needs to reflect on the utter lack of revulsion they show… https://t.co/vGjM6ajreS
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis is the story @realDonaldTrump would rather you not be reading and talking about right now. So, read and talk. https://t.co/plAppl5nVp
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11/29
2016
@chucktodd I think you have in your job description the ability to do something about this? @vivekvenugopal Gross.Tonight I return to the @ShowXImprov stage for the first time since April! 8pm! @hugetheater! Come check us out! @jsmooth995 Yes, exactly. @jsmooth995 There is a long list of causes, each of which is sufficient to have made the difference.Serious question: where is this White House-lookin' door where Trump is being photographed with potential cabinet members?Who wore it better? https://t.co/xpGXlH0ZlAImagine how life would be different if cable had viewed Trump's birther challenges to Obama as insane racism and not as breaking news.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @ScarlettLuv62 I can understand! Given how many folks miss Adam's irony, I find myself parsing and re-parsing a lot of Twitter these days. @section_sign "Give him head?" @ArrogantMonkey @AdamSerwer Yes the Dems were the party of southern white supremacy before realignment, & ST was racist then, too, but: Huh? @AdamSerwer I mean, dammit, did the life of Strom Thurmond teach us NOTHING?
11/28
2016
@emilyvgordon I bet they were shooting this, all jazzed about the future, in early October.
11/27
2016
The Blues Brothers is good and full of important messages like "The cops are always out to get you" and "Run over nazis with your car"
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaRT for a chance to win. 1 box has a golden razor & ticket to #RogueOne's world premiere #GilletteSweepstakes Rules:… https://t.co/VPvNCOjM7A
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaFidel Castro: "I will not die until America is destroyed." *Trump is elected president* Fidel Castro: "Well then...Adios"
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaRT if you were enthusiastic about the Clinton campaign. https://t.co/tq6kZjPhIP
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaCIA: We've tried to kill Fidel Castro 600 times and failed 2016: Hold my beer
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe Dems' leading election lawyer: https://t.co/I4sJju2hLt
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaTwo wrongs don't make a right but if you can stack 100,000 of them you can become President
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11/26
2016
It's crazy that $$ keeps pouring in for Stein recount when the LA Senate campaign is not done yet. Send $$ to LA: https://t.co/L2njYAzHUA
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIf a swing of 100K voters would have had you saying 100% different things about What Our Culture Is Like, maybe question those conclusions.
Retweeted by Fred Beukemawe have five cats, all related. their apparent intelligences ranges from "miyazaki forest spirit" to "walnut rattling in a mason jar"
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @Hellendrung Let it be.
11/25
2016
Democrats need to get off their asses and make a big push to win the Senate seat in Louisiana, whatever the odds. https://t.co/NrCYovox85
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaFake news creator: "We've tried liberals. It never worked. You'll get debunked within the first 2 comments." @NPR https://t.co/EjEbkEygXy
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @ItsTheBrandi Too much to ask for Haley or Romney?The Orange One screamed at @nbc for using this pic of him. He hates it. Don't spread it around the internet anymore. https://t.co/wYtlMeTzow
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11/24
2016
@ItsTheBrandi Because Scott Walker, probably.I mean. Honestly, if you gave the NC GOP money, you should mortgage your life and give it to Jill Stein for the audit.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI have called my US Rep's office twice this week. I do not get the sense they're getting many calls. Your voice is powerful at this level.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaDookie finds a path out of the streets by accepting the Stringer Bell Scholarship to Baltimore City College.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaNow Mair has been found guilty can we have the overdue conversation about the fact that a neo-Nazi murdered an MP for her views on refugees?
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11/23
2016
@theseantcollins I knew that one would bring you out of exile.Which is to say, those calls are gratifying and important. You can make them, too: https://t.co/D5W2YzmRLs
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMaking calls for Foster Campbell and learning that many committed Louisiana Democrats don't know there's a runoff race for the Senate seat.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema...the effect COMPLETELY DISAPPEARS once you control for race and education levels, the key factors in predicting v… https://t.co/72rn2d2Y92
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWatched Street Fighter in black and white. Turns out it's actually a masterpiece? https://t.co/SRHepX8QkT
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI'm very excited to play with this improviser. https://t.co/ZVD0OQNbNIPressure builds on Clinton campaign to call recount in 3 swing states, my latest: https://t.co/EnHq9wGbB6
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @aric Woah, that's a thing?Paul Ryan's Affordable Care Act poll is back up, at a different phone number: 202-225-0600. KEEP CALLING. #ACA
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @peggyflanagan - How do we encourage the Clinton campaign to ask for recounts in tight swing states? https://t.co/ccvklQDVpCMore than just a metaphor: Confederate Time Capsule Opened, Is Filled With Soggy Garbage https://t.co/GI9CZEEif9
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaEvery time I see this photo of McCrory, he looks like he's in that old SNL 1st Citiwide Change Bank ad.… https://t.co/IOAceVaTUhYour call goes a LONG way. https://t.co/KkEbcCqnCa @section_sign Pokestop!I've BEEN wondering this. https://t.co/62Pltul6w8
Retweeted by Fred Beukemai didn't realize andrew ryan was canonically jewish, which really makes bioshock a story about refugees from totalitarianism reproducing it
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaState reps and senators, too, please. https://t.co/7aRODmIbD0"I know I will get over it in a couple of days" how about you NOT get over it ever and fucking cover him accurately… https://t.co/pySfhvY6Rm
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWI folks, contact your Secretary of State 608-266-8888 to request a risk-limiting audit of the vote to ensure no discrepancies #AuditTheVote
Retweeted by Fred Beukemaagain, this is not a thing. it's a fundamental lack of understanding of how the U.S. government works -- and the po… https://t.co/hVw7xpL8ES
Retweeted by Fred Beukema**New spreadsheet 80+ RETIRED COMEDY PHRASES *transcribed from #Workaholics writers room whiteboard… https://t.co/UEt2Hf9S8M
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11/22
2016
Repudiating and eradicating the white supremacist movement is a primary duty of our leaders, conservative and liberal alike. Let us do it.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @ItsTheBrandi The rest is straight Kids in the Hall.Why would a Homeland Security plan involve changes to voting laws?
Retweeted by Fred Beukematurns out a nazi who shops at banana republic and has a macklemore cut is still a nazi
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaLocal College Professor in Altercation with Alt-Right Serviceman https://t.co/fp0CyFvSYb
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @onlxn The danger is there, but Bipartisan Report's headline is literally not true. We need to be better than BP to oppose this stuff. @alyssaharad FYI -- the survey has now been taken down, and there's now just a voicemail opportunity.Massive voter suppression coming. https://t.co/ATWWu1baDi
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaYou a resident of PA? CALL YOUR REP NOW. RIGHT NOW. Call their local office, better chance of getting through.… https://t.co/CgP2yRihLO
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMcNulty discovers 3 unused minority report "precogs" in the BPD basement. Herc accidentally eats a fork.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @kumailn "authoritarian," also, too. @POTUS President Obama, please consider: https://t.co/wGQgdCMaLVIf there's one thing our election system encourages it is drawing sweeping conclusions from outcomes that teeter on marginal wins/losses.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema2) She lost by a tiny margin, affected by suppression & foreign influence, not a massive rebuke. Rejecting inclusivity is the wrong lesson.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaClinton ran a more anti-racist, inclusive campaign than Sanders would have. 1) That's good, not bad.
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11/21
2016
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