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Fred Beukema @beukema Minneapolis, MN

Struct Eng, Improv, husband/dad. || You may think that you crave true love, but it is not a game for cowards. Neither is Scrabble. - Onion horoscopes

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Joined Twitter 5/3/09

@MichaelStahlke Loving mother, All seems hopeless. The cucks harry our flank and the damned women posture, grantin…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaY'all should hear about my experience with BLM at the Boston Anti-Nazi Rally. 1/
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaDearest Martha, The field is lost. We cannot overcome the opposition. Pray for me, my reckoning is near.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema"Antifa" selling much better than "Alt-Right" on the corners.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis fucking guy. Disappointed in the ratio here, twitter. fucking forbid anyone look around and notice the natural world when they're supposed to be making the boss rich…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMy theology doesn't involve God tearing apart undocumented families so that self-involved liberals will call their…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaGOP will pull down a gravestone to erect a Coke sign then pretend they value decorum when you deactivate their negro-suppression device.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @cwethern That Blockbuster line is great. @RobinKimball @Alejandrobot Damn. This isn’t a tweetstorm? I was hoping for a tweetstorm. @jbouie That scene was planned for ROTJ! I had a print of the concept art. Was always sad it didn’t make the cut. @cwethern Um. Season five, you say?Hey @amazon @AmazonHelp stop funding hateful propaganda. There's a Prime membership in it for you.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaParticipation in one of those endless quote games ought to be grounds for blue checkmark loss.So...this is your State Fair bingo supplement. 😞
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If I may paraphrase X, the world's a mess go see BIG SICK.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThat said, I just reached out to @CunninghamMPLS and $2000 short term will help his campaign make a big sign surge, among other things.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @theseantcollins Frustratingly, Sessions' back stop might be Senate GOP refusing to confirm a replacement. @theseantcollins Based on previously-reported admin comments, I think Sessions is eminently gettable.Barb Johnson has a war chest & has been phone banking hard. Ward 4 challengers need help/$. @CunninghamMPLS (my 1), @VictoriousSteph (my 2)
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaStephanie Gasca is running in W4 also. She is my #2. @CunninghamMPLS is my #1 and got the highest % toward in endorsement at the convention
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIf the rest of Minneapolis wants Barb Johnson out, y'all need to get your asses to W4 and help Cunningham. *glares at W10*
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaAnybody keeping a google sheet of the Trump administration's theme weeks & the things that ended up dominating coverage during those weeks?Trump had racist talking points about the Central Park 5 when Miller was in preschool.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaRecent weeks have been hell on my keep-the-open-tab-count-low project. @rilaws @ItsTheBrandi @JohnnyMcNulty @TaraAriano He looks like his politics in human form. @stoatno1 The occasions I do have to ask for the window seat are unpleasant enough!My favorite acrostic poem is "RESIST" by Kal Penn
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaRT if you were a dumb white kid who internalized the Simpsons bit where Apu (smart) starts to explain the complex causes of the civil war.Every single day, this woman sitting alone in the aisle seat on the full bus.
@alongerlook Keytruda has always struck me as something Jabba the Hutt might say during a negotiation.Anybody seen a good response piece to Peter Beinart’s Rise of the Violent Left piece? Asking for an argument. @fabiansociety Ok, wow. I feel a little better that this wasn’t a place I’d supported significantly. One Big New Yorker one time. @fabiansociety Wait, was this Pag’s? @fabiansociety I forget, are you from Iowa, or would this have been during college?And the editorial artist is clearly up to date on his Twin Peaks episodes
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaOh my god. thread is probably a good & necessary companion piece to our magnet jokes. Please keep making magnet jokes.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMy version of this: In general, people don't change their minds often enough, so don't go overboard on criticizing…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIt could happen here. Let us never kid ourselves otherwise.'s next, a more careful consideration of who we celebrate in our public spaces and what they actually represent…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI think it is not that white Americans hold to their history too much, but that they don't know enough of their real history.
Retweeted by Fred Beukemaif you leave nazis alone, they will kill you if you leave antifa alone, they will play pokemon go and eat nutella
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaNotice how Trump did not denounce Alt-J? Passive endorsement.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaDear Juggalos: For every MAGA hat you bring me, I will explain one of science's strange inexplicable miracles to yo…
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It matters if you hold horrible beliefs and do good things despite them rather than doing evil because of them.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSome respond to the Lee piece with "Lincoln was a racist too." True, but he abolished slavery instead of taking up arms to defend it.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWhoa, way to go Uptown Diner.'s an album of the [odd reverberations] and [electrical scratching]. @theseantcollins reviews for Pitchfork:
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @MattOrtega @JoshDorner He's like a Will Forte character. @BrentBozell Yes, "don't kill us so much" is worth denouncing as much as "we are the master race."Shoutout to the survivors of #gamergate, which gave observant and humane people the pit in their stomach nine month… @aric I had one of those things. I exclusively used it in walker mode as an AT-AT.Nuh-uh. Pigeons Shocked To Find Beloved Shitting Statues Gone
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis tweet's likes are even more numerous than Hillary's lead in the popular vote! 24 hours, every RT this gets, I put $1 in a pot for @simonwiesenthal, @NAACP, @TransEquality and @splcenter, up to $10k. You know why.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @cwethern @ClassicalMPR Classical programming as subtweet.How about it, @jack, @twitter? I know you enjoy profiting on white supremacy, but what’s the line? a reminder that @Twitter already knows who the nazis are. They are blocked in Germany and France. They could b…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMcNulty unwittingly makes some extra cash on another drunken night.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaStarting to think that instead of catchphrases and insults, Democrats should get behind policies Trump can't co-opt bc they're actually Good
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaOk, so people keep saying that it's not strategically viable to stand off against nazis when they mobilize. Here's the thing: we know.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWhat did you think of Inglourious Basterds?
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMemo to centrist liberals: you really need to stop using the nonsense term "alt-left" which only enables Trumpian false equivalence.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @joanwalsh @markos & others, please. Retire it. Your cudgel becomes their cudgel.
Patrick is locked but this needs to be shared
Retweeted by Fred Beukema"In a racist society it is not enough to be non-racist. We must be anti-racist." - Angela Davis
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaHorrifying scene from CASABLANCA, where alt-left agitator Rick Blaine shoots Heinrich Strasser, a Nazi with a permi…
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaGod bless @jaketapper for the way he ended his show. Must listen.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema @tvoti So they’re saying it rhymes with Latifah?Here's a high res copy which I'm allowing for personal use (signs, shirts, buttons). Spread it far and wide:…
Retweeted by Fred Beukemaif there's an alt-right, there must be something called an alt-left which is just as bad. also the existence of whales implies HUGE bats
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaTo repeat this point again, the reason to take down Confederate monuments is they were erected explicitly as monuments to white supremacy.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis is the final boss of confederate monuments. We're not stopping unless we replace these scumbags with Outkast.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaGot the iPod back yesterday. Worked fine for a day, but, um: whole thread
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThis is great, and tremendously surprising from the channel. @aric Inside the sentence, on the other hand: "It's insane, this guy's taint!" - MT