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Child free dog mom. Tweets are my own. Will screenshot Trump’s typos so you don’t have to.

1,056 Following   568 Followers   21,314 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/20/09


My week on Twitter 🎉: 2 Mentions, 4 Likes, 2 Replies. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/ppRkWa6928
6/22
2018
It’s almost as if they didn’t mean it when they said “All Lives Matter”
Retweeted by Brigitte Leininger @carloochie To be fair, track is a type of suit.Why is #Nick in a track suit?? #TheBacheloretteThe Golden Boy? #TheBachelorette https://t.co/Ak4ehwlR2U https://t.co/YO8lZ8eKHn
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6/19
2018
Today I saw the Dachau Concentration Camp Memorial. “Guards were only following orders...” It’s a slippery slope… https://t.co/xMLaONJGxD
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerHello friends, I grew up in a very strict religious family and I’ve read the whole Bible. Trump is the Golden Calf.
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6/17
2018
Someone tell the Christian Taliban it actually does not matter what they believe the Bible says because the point o… https://t.co/bnOL7nADqX
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6/15
2018
Also, yes. I’m in an extra bitchy mood this week. All I wanted was my damn latte.I ordered a “Large, skim, no froth vanilla latte.” This is a large, skim, normal froth and an extra inch of room, v… https://t.co/DJOFyN6D6g
6/14
2018
@IvankaTrump *cannot#MPRaccoon https://t.co/h0vhR7vdZGI can't wait until the #mprraccoon makes it down safely and also turns down an invite to the White House.
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerTwitter trying to find ways to save the #mprraccoon https://t.co/cDam9jCa7U
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerI really hope the #mprraccoon doesn’t turn out to have some problematic tweets from 2011
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerWhat you've all been waiting for... #MissionImpossible #MPRraccoon 🤣 @kare11 @ElleryTV @DPet_KARE11Newshttps://t.co/UX1XpRPm20
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerJust waking up? Everyone's favorite furry little buddy made it to the roof of the UBS Tower in StPaul at 3am CDT.… https://t.co/ojxXonJYdn
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerThe #mprraccoon just made it to the roof! Video courtesy @DPet_KARE11News https://t.co/Wb5xPsANZh
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerI have a 7 am work flight to catch but obviously if the raccoon isn’t rescued by then, I’ll just get another job. #mprraccoon
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6/13
2018
Why did the #mprracoon climb the skyscraper? To reach the Summit. https://t.co/308A1jfOWH
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerSince most of you were sleeping: Trump, while discussing why he trusts Kim, admitted: “I may be wrong. I may stand… https://t.co/FVjs9eCrcf
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerIn 2018 you have a far better chance to shake the hand of a U.S. President if you are a murdering world leader than… https://t.co/Vr125ZKTkm
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6/12
2018
At a gas station, a guy comes up after seeing my "FUCK TRUMP" sign: Him: You know why we love Trump so much? Me:… https://t.co/4kM8hjBhhT
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6/10
2018
@BrianMitchL Raining still? Driving up from Hinkley... 🤞🏻Lol at this ad for @Charmin when I was looking through #ms150 tweets. #actualbutthurt #saddlesores #chafing https://t.co/jASs0HuWKz
6/9
2018
#Duluth #BentPaddle #Brews @bentpaddlebeer https://t.co/EliFT6Z3BaSuicide calls to a lot of us every single day and can feel like an escape. But the world needs us. Keep going. Ke… https://t.co/TygfC62meg
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6/8
2018
Trump unable to remember words to "God Bless America" at replacement event he commissioned to prove his patriotism:… https://t.co/NO9VqNeLA9
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6/6
2018
So many lies smh Here are some facts 1. Not many people were going to go 2. No one refused to go simply because T… https://t.co/9vfF9yBNg0
Retweeted by Brigitte LeiningerPut the confidence on, GUYS. #bachelorette #TheBachelorette
6/5
2018
My happy pup. #ted #poodlesofinstagram https://t.co/BzNgNoSqNsPortrait mode-ing my alcoholic beverages is… https://t.co/Bbt3k0RZdK
6/3
2018
This is actual FAKE NEWS. https://t.co/HY0KEhiikX @mikayladreyer @Everytown Hi you’re smokin
6/2
2018
MS150: T-9 Days. Still accepting donations to… https://t.co/JQ6wjIqgTIMy week on Twitter 🎉: 3 Mentions, 5 Likes, 1 New Follower, 3 Replies. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/74Gjs8cSLi
6/1
2018
In the world of online dating I don’t think people realize how many pictures of dead fish I have to see. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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5/30
2018
Ummmm Jake from Minneapolis... heyyyyyyy. I’m still here and super single. #bachelorette #thebachelorette
5/29
2018
@mikayladreyer Hair and lips on point.
5/27
2018
This is the dream. https://t.co/x2Z6jHwiCU
5/26
2018
Hey @DIRECTV — this never happened with @XFINITY. @Comcast, I miss you. https://t.co/N9YuTkcHSyMy week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Mention, 1.01K Mention Reach. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/4nkp0Qill7
5/25
2018
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Retweeted by Brigitte Leininger"In a letter addressed to one of Gabby’s physicians, Aetna said the procedure is not covered under Gabby’s insuranc… https://t.co/BjbNFUhyJ3 @mikayladreyer YepTHREAD https://t.co/YN34CDD3XJ
5/24
2018
My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Mention, 3 Likes, 1 Reply. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/WPV401apTq
5/18
2018
@chrissyteigen Sorry. DiGiorno just came in and stil this whole thread and I’m not even mad about it.
5/17
2018
#MS150 - 23 days #grandmashalf - 30… https://t.co/Ilu5c4dkgb
5/16
2018
Shout out to dog moms!
5/13
2018
@mikayladreyer Be like “DOG AND CAT MOM HELL YA”
5/12
2018
My week on Twitter 🎉: 3 Likes. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/GcsfdKKpLL
5/11
2018
The many stages of today’s ass kicking. https://t.co/Fr4WdI3SpI
5/9
2018
These two jokers jonesin’ for a snack. #boandtedsexcellentadventure https://t.co/lQHeVt9MhBYou know... but in a good way. https://t.co/5JQ3w48mSm
5/8
2018
Someone help settle a debate between me and @BrigittesMom2 re: @richardmarx’s Hazard: DID HE DO IT? #lefthersafeandsound #mary #bytheriver
5/5
2018
@GaryJKen @jasonmatheson @lexandthecities Oh for shit’s sake.My week on Twitter 🎉: 3 Mentions, 16 Likes, 1 New Follower, 3 Replies. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/1p3reJtjMR
5/4
2018
I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more ass kicking. https://t.co/D8UPPPfI0B @lexandthecities @jasonmatheson @DawnAtDark I’ll take Ben!! #secondchanceromance
5/3
2018
@mikayladreyer https://t.co/aIHLMQUcsE
5/2
2018
Submitted without comment. @DawnAtDark @jasonmatheson @lexandthecities https://t.co/l1oC6WcxaC
4/28
2018
@cariboucoffee As a former employee, I completely understand proper drink specs. However, when I opened my latte th… https://t.co/lt5RxoI9okMy week on Twitter 🎉: 8 Likes, 1 Retweet, 12.4K Retweet Reach. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfHluG https://t.co/7eDtbmQU8t
4/27
2018
I'm not crying, you're crying. https://t.co/vYuJ8E6unk @chillinfilmin @Emmyloowhooo @dinad13 @MaRAWR_89 @blainecapatch @KarenKilgariff A short story in 3 gifs.
4/26
2018
@lexandthecities aardvark
4/25
2018
I wanna join a curling club. #goals
4/24
2018
WHAT IS HAPPENING #TheFinalScandal #afewdayslate #grieving #davidrosen
4/23
2018
Oh dear @Stillwater834... who proof read this? #prom #your #youre #rockpromposal #ponies #stillwater https://t.co/2UYeC3gN1i
4/21
2018
My week on Twitter 🎉: 4 Likes. See yours with https://t.co/vsd7hfYWme https://t.co/eEG2Wmtg1j
4/20
2018
@jasonmatheson @DawnAtDark @lexandthecities this has taken a miraculous turn. #tightywhiteyThis dude is, how we call it on the street, a f*ckboy. Am I allowed to say that on radio Twitter? @jasonmatheson @DawnAtDark @lexandthecities this guy is giving me the creeps already.
4/19
2018
Wanna help change the world? Help create a world free of MS by helping me reach my fundraising goal of $2,000 to bi… https://t.co/sWhF46Gd5t
4/17
2018
The President of the United States is in a mood.
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4/15
2018

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