Sign in with Twitter

Username:

brianredbeard @brianredbeard Oakland / DC / The open road.

hack on CoreOS / open sourcing everything. gentleman deviant, ex-president of hacdc, all around jerk.

254 Following   2,298 Followers   2,619 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/18/08


It's fascinating to watch @JamesADamore spiral into becoming @rabite.
9/21
2017
@hoopylinz Thats funny, i could have sworn that was @thehollyAs always, @bunniestudios nails it: 'Robots are expensive to build & maintain; people are self replicating & largely self-maintaining.'
9/19
2017
It's almost like I've been rabbling for 15 years that being too lazy to patch software causes problems. WHO WOULD H… https://t.co/Y0yBTVfTGT @benkershner That was exactly what i was thinking the whole time. @rubin110 Same as it ever was. https://t.co/6y47ZkzLnj @lynxbat The celebration of the work of lifting of heavy objects.I sincerely hope Richard Smith, John Gamble, & John J. Kelley III of Equifax are victims of the breach. I hear they all have great credit.
9/14
2017
Pro tip to alien body snatchers... Exercise more discrete control of the host and exit before it begins to decompos… https://t.co/zHFcNn0I4r
9/11
2017
"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan." (ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY) "… https://t.co/DSFZECuOEv
Retweeted by brianredbeard
9/2
2017
From @Marketplace, regarding petrochemical processing & apropos to tech infrastructure too: "Companies buy the level of safety they want."
9/1
2017
CoreOS is loosing a good one to @letsencrypt ... Fortunately I can reconcile by thinking of the amplified good for… https://t.co/VnRkM4R1fx @Dries Time to swing a hammer - https://t.co/ioCnL1CDiU https://t.co/mchUnGwZgJ
8/30
2017
@claudusV still in texas? Is everything OK?
8/29
2017
@termie Your Zangief is strong. Now just get swoll.
8/19
2017
@vathpela Also a weird bit @slugbait :cough cough: I think I know some folks who build things like that.As an infrastructure guy I like seeing how little folks on HN comprehend what CloudFlare actually does. https://t.co/xrmRp6euza #fucknazis
8/16
2017
Glance over on the train and @k8em0 staring at me from a stranger's page. https://t.co/ZubJS1pwTy
8/14
2017
@eliot @calebkraft @EMSL @KnitYak They're pretty simple. Hell, now that micropython is a thing it would be even easier.
8/4
2017
Watch out... The donut email struggle is real. https://t.co/GvMxdQkH4pThis was just given to me by a friend who was at Defcon. It's surreal to me. https://t.co/gWf6eVdLVu
Retweeted by brianredbeard
8/2
2017
@druidian How were the prizes issued? @The303Community @djjackalope @A_P_Delchi @deviantollam @richtener @brianredbeard Just so he gets the mad props and… https://t.co/1AZ68t4UAR
Retweeted by brianredbeard
8/1
2017
Come the fuck on people. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. https://t.co/1WnzJtuRsC
7/27
2017
Friends had issues with their room reservation at #DEFCON & is looking to take over someone's reservation. DM me if you have an extra.
7/26
2017
@brianredbeard I don't always drink beer, but when I do it has a Redbeard ;) https://t.co/rI5P0zk47q
Retweeted by brianredbeardFellow tech companies: You do realize that those branded backpacks are just advertising for the shitty behavior of your employees, right?
7/25
2017
@xiwcx One more way for our bodies to age, weaken, and fail.
7/21
2017
@netik Alas, /Users/jna/Dropbox/... isn't really a path I have access to, nor the URL for the Connectors_JST.pretty submodule.And excited to be involved. Systems operators, developers, and nerds unite! https://t.co/upg9LbafLp
7/13
2017
I tell you. These news reports read wildly differently when your brain keeps changing Venezuela to Vuvuzela.
6/28
2017
In case @cooperq wonders if it's only the NSA who listens to him... No. I heard him being interviewed by Thuy Vu on @KQED.
6/25
2017
@Snubs @defcon @Snubs A status email should have been sent out (fortunately this is even my team). I'll follow up and get details.
6/14
2017
#AllSystemsGo is launching into orbit! 🚀 Join us in Berlin this Oct. for THE community gathering abt foundational u… https://t.co/KeRCEcdQvP
Retweeted by brianredbeard
6/8
2017
Remember when @onelogin told me this wasn't a big deal?: https://t.co/n5d9HCw5R7 #notfuckingaround
6/1
2017
@voxadam Whoops! Sorry about the delay. I do still use buildroot, though I've also been playing with Yocto. Only b… https://t.co/Bg00cw82VJAnother year, another @dcskytalks submission. This time with more web scale and cloud native blah blah blah.
5/30
2017
Questions you ask after decades of punk & datacenters: Is that a POST beep code or my tinnitus.
5/26
2017
@fivetonsflax I did. DC is reasonably close. Played in punk bands at ABC No Rio, Knitting Factory, Blue Stockings and others.I am very (very, very) proud. A user review of Traceroute on Rotten Tomatoes. https://t.co/qqFtGw2T90
Retweeted by brianredbeard @christianvalver Sure am. Looks like we need to work with the team to fix that. I've still got all manner of weir… https://t.co/jzfBUqSmNr
5/9
2017
Weird scoping someone reading the Eddie Huang autobiography but it catches my eye because it's down the street from… https://t.co/60lK7IWjte
5/4
2017
Ahh… he 21st century, where apparently I have to troubleshoot a company's proprietary products for them… thanks @SlackHQ #nofreetracebacks
5/3
2017
@nicksantos @ThatMightBePaul :does a deep bow: I'll (continue to) be here all week.
5/1
2017
This is literally Phil Collins's "Land of Confusion" video. https://t.co/zRz2d7MJhK
Retweeted by brianredbeard
4/12
2017
What's the Perforce config flag for waking up with the gin already in me because I think I need that one
Retweeted by brianredbeardIn which outsiders learn how software is actually built "We didn't understand how to do it right so we YOLO'd it." https://t.co/AOO6xuUmor
4/6
2017
Funny... I'm learning the same thing. It's all about giving others the "opportunity to succeed"… and then learning… https://t.co/gLcgnmqR0h
3/31
2017
@brianredbeard Your hat leaves your cerebellum exposed. Leaves cerebrum vulnerable to attack through hypervisor.
Retweeted by brianredbeardI used this image in an internal (prophylactic) security announcement today. Conveying a serious message can still… https://t.co/kxQETGeW2g
3/30
2017
"I'm glad my misery is amusing to you." https://t.co/paIPD3iALU
3/24
2017
@Shpantzer @munin not the only one, but full of the the most consistent error ratesFocus on the easy stuff, like running your patches and not leaving the entire companies bitlocker keys on the print… https://t.co/cBEKazzHwtI thought i could fight it... but a cross country flight is too perfect for #Linux #kernel recompiling.tiny planet nails (not to scale and uranus shouldn’t have that big moon) pink/orange sun ☀️ 🌏 🌑✨ pretty proud of ju… https://t.co/jX0l1TgVpF
Retweeted by brianredbeard
3/23
2017
I'm curious to see the pidgin that evolves from the introduction of emojis over the next 20 years.
3/20
2017
@gctaylor unfortunately it's mostly meat API I believe. @abcrawf has to deal with more of this thoughMy title: "Piracy primarily from users who were introduced to computing before the existence of streaming services" https://t.co/8U9Pe6G8xf
3/17
2017
That moment when imaging with dd and you forget that /dev/sdc was the source and /dev/sde was the destination...… https://t.co/6jARssE2jT
Retweeted by brianredbeardI'm not sure if he realizes it's becoming one man versus an entire country… Most of whom aren't as dumb as he thinks they are.
3/16
2017
@mjg59 though it was amazing when I talked to the designers & they had no idea how many packets per second nor flows it could handle. @mjg59 Edgerouter-X runs Debian on MIPS64 with a Debian userland and modified VyOS, but no wireless. The other good option is Turris Omnia. @joshuacstephens hmpf. Same as it ever was. @BrandonPhilips @kf @jessfraz check out @UNIXPlusCom (aka https://t.co/BKC1VmELyJ) righteous liquidator + John, Tim, & Miles are all rad.
3/13
2017
Guys: Spending today being a little extra nice to the women in your life? Fuck you. You should be doing that everyday, for all woman.
Retweeted by brianredbeard
3/8
2017
I can't wait to see who buys these. ID range, format, and company code included free! @rfidiot would be "proud"… https://t.co/A8Lx4qpR4T
3/1
2017
@joshixisjosh9 they had legit Tommy too.
2/27
2017
@doncornelius01 I talk to it, but I still have an empty wish hand.I feel bad for everyone not experiencing the same 90s pop we're listening to. It might make the scream along of Collective Soul tolerable. @Niki7a but what about the fact that none of our talks are up to snuff for @Grifter801 and @shitroamersays ?I am currently caught between a landslide and a half dozen twenty somethings in a champaign supernova in the sky. @EricMichaud it got some love, but it's no bride of pinbot @OaklandElle no shit. Palm desert is literally where it's at. https://t.co/i1oVCFWvVF @OaklandElle and met Shag in the process @OaklandElle https://t.co/A7uWARMOYo @OaklandElle also, home of the worst Michael Keaton and best jack Nicholson https://t.co/EHVY9Nud21 @OaklandElle the SoCal museum... open one day a year. #deathtofalsepinballmuseumsThese are two close seconds to Johnny Mnemonic. https://t.co/jm84c7E0Vp
2/26
2017

0