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brianredbeard @brianredbeard Oakland / DC / The open road.

hack on CoreOS / open sourcing everything. gentleman deviant, ex-president of hacdc, all around jerk.

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"The problem are admission controllers inside kube-apiserver. They seem to communicate with api-server over insecure connection only."😭 #k8s @OaklandElle First time for everything. Now you have a metric from which to judge all other bags of soup. @OaklandElle Meh. Checks out.Can't lie. Extremely pumped on this: https://t.co/T4z2RFSHuQ
8/26
2016
"On information and belief, at all relevant times, 😴😴😴""Pride and Prejudice: The Donald Trump Story"
8/25
2016
The majority of human history food has never been "too salty."
8/24
2016
@bcrypt also, just went though and read the responses from others. Surprised I'm alone in suggesting ANYWHERE ON THE CONTINENT OF AFRICA. ;) @bcrypt The Kenya / Tanzania combo is dope as fuck. @munin I'm doing one better. https://t.co/8Xd4tofW21 @brianredbeard When you've got a free moment, https://t.co/uShb48UREG :-)
Retweeted by brianredbeard @munin you had me at a requirements.txt with only one line. @munin but yes, MIT is generally appreciated too. ;) @munin Alas.... not for this kernel config I'm trying to RE.Completely unrelated to my last post, I guess it's come to this. https://t.co/m6nr6CCbnN
8/22
2016
Licensing Question: How does one attribute GPL code that has been released anonymously? cc @fsf / @conservancy @robynbergeron More than likely. All of the Linux places and things. Except Toronto. Never Canada. ;) @robynbergeron Meh. The perils of systems level development. If I'm going to get a new kernel device I may have to break some eggs.Nothing like a good ole I²C scan to fuck your network device sideways. :) https://t.co/j7kXyPdMrl
8/21
2016
@CarHackVillage Are schematics available for the DC23 or DC24 badges CAN Bus badges? @vbatts nothing like installing what feels like thousands of Tex packages right? #mistakesivemade
8/20
2016
I always wanted my Linux shell to be 121MB - https://t.co/d0w2XH3arjI love it when I have an April Fools Day idea so good, I have to put it on my calendar months in advance.
8/19
2016
@rubin110 in retrospect, it makes me want to https://t.co/eV6NNu0Ibv the shit out of a vector version of terminus
8/16
2016
Night at the Exploratorium #getweird https://t.co/bOx0bwzdTR
8/12
2016
@rubin110 have you checked out Terminus? Also. @dghubble has opinions on this.
8/11
2016
@dgonyeo :facepalm: nope. definitely just client side enforcing backend logic. @dgonyeo Pretty high but goofy enough that I steered clear. If it's only client side heinous things are probably happening server side.Another day, another pseudo-financial institution with a 15 char password limit. (https://t.co/tXxXVZMbtp) https://t.co/uCxNEzD8Fd @xomputer dunno dawg. I DON'T DO WINDOWS. 🥁 @bketelsen Apparently. #yourgovenmentatworkIt just gets better https://t.co/sk2TjkZcp8<blink>Oakland</blink>: on the cutting edge (https://t.co/oNDR9lm6xP) https://t.co/alC1GxPdfj
8/10
2016
Interested in DEFCON but questioning your place? It's not just computers. A sample of one of my favorite things: https://t.co/A2FUcEPNrt @joshobrien77 DM me some contact information and I'll email you a bit of a breakdown. :)found this awesome gif for @brianredbeard https://t.co/RfyIzTIxI9 ;) /trollbadger
Retweeted by brianredbeard @Badgerops That's pretty brilliant.
8/9
2016
Spotted @brianredbeard in inhuman line @defcon so I.m in good company #defcon
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8/4
2016
After running contests and being in the GOON Band for years, I'm looking forward to being a contestant and spectating. #defcon
8/3
2016
if you wear your sentry shirt to the tiki bar you should expect my hand-delivered feature requests for your featureless application
Retweeted by brianredbeard @termie It's normally that and the sex-worker conference. Coincidence? You be the judge. #loneleyheartscantbebroken @hoopylinz see, you have to join that one to get your ticket granting ticket. The bigger question: MIT or Heimdal.It seems like everyone in this airport going to Vegas is a horrible human being. I include myself in this list. #defcon
8/2
2016
The people making you feel intimidated and excluded at Defcon are the ones who don't belong there. #ActualDefconAdvice.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @dcskytalks @brianredbeard after last years talk, I'm so OK with this.
Retweeted by brianredbeardIf you piss me off enough with your white box switching hardware, I'll utilize my soapbox at @dcskytalks to demo reversing it. #defcon
8/1
2016
Caezar's Challenge 20 is coming to a Defcon near you! Find me, Seric, or Almus for invites. (RT for a +1) @defconparties #defcon
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7/29
2016
I'm happy someone made this... in every sense of the phrase. https://t.co/unqdNHEjcC
7/21
2016
Millions of people are interested in Red Teaming and Blue Teaming! Infosec has truly made it! Wait what
Retweeted by brianredbeardSome things never change… like the quality of @usnews reporting. https://t.co/6Sd9uS18CE
7/14
2016
Apparently I'm the trifecta - https://t.co/xrm52FBdyX
7/11
2016
@fivetonsflax yup. 2013's promise of merchant silicon has yet to actually pan out. Let's see if Mellanox can deliver open drivers for ASICs. @openfly You mean Dell or Accton? Oh, and where is switchlight ;) I kid though, Big Switch has been the most forthcoming thusfar. @essobi Not all that helpful, but potentially even more interesting - https://t.co/oGR6gHJMxP @PaulM Basically... because it's clear most of these vendors haven't really built an OS before. Time to get a growler and hate myself.AKA That moment when: You realize your switch doesn't have a watchdog timer nor a BMC and you see the kernel panic on the console.The more I unpack bare metal switching, the nastier it gets. Rotten all the way down.
7/9
2016
Celebrating CoreOS' 3rd birthday! #HappybdayCoreOS Share your birthday wishes with us here, https://t.co/Jc9jJO7LYF https://t.co/T0affaqMGa
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7/2
2016
One last one mentioned.... "You shall not PaaS"Also thrown in was "rkt fly, you fools!"My co-workers at @coreoslinux are masters of the perfect degree of trolling. #coreos https://t.co/1GHCYdT3Dq
6/29
2016
@brianredbeard hope they’re asking you systemd questions — i know you have a ‘Raft’ of answers about stuff #RHSummit
Retweeted by brianredbeardAt Red Hat summit playing "stump the chump" in the expo hall. Come by to get free #CoreOS advice. https://t.co/9e1qRMzp2B
6/28
2016
@rubin110 Hot damn. Thanks for the tip!
6/27
2016
@Remy_D Just chalk that under "#whatcanidoforfedora" @Remy_D :facepalm: https://t.co/v0kLbEVsF3
6/25
2016
@furrygirl never forget lest the inhumanoid agenda succeed. 👽💂👽UK PM David Cameron has announced that he will resign. #Brexit #BrexitClub
Retweeted by brianredbeardOr put differently: https://t.co/6QM890kNL4 #Brexit #LizardMen https://t.co/tpm823Gl9d @rubin110 Pfft. Just go ahead and leave the EU while you're at it. :)They're just doing a test run for us in ~6 months.
6/24
2016
Last night I had a dream that I was teaching RH333.
6/23
2016
@JYOuyang @StackOverflow That's brilliant. I love crushing over other peoples gear. #InfraCrush @thex1le Must be a sort of psuedo-religious practice. "If you wait, you'll love the product more."You say "Your call is important to us", but I've been waiting 10 minutes on hold to talk to a _sales person_.
6/22
2016
@jduck not really APIs today, more ACH transfers managed by the Fed. Yodlee was solving 1 piece by moving past CSV files for consumer data
6/21
2016
I don't care if the Intel ME blob is signed. Is it on by default, can you not turn it off, is it listening on the network in any way?
Retweeted by brianredbeard @DougonIPComm That's the beauty of curating a standard API contract. Vendors can compete *and* have successful inter-operation.In the 21st+ century, the Federal Reserve's role should include curating banking APIs & standard libraries.
6/20
2016
@allendemling 1. Keep it positive, dawg.
6/18
2016
I'm already the digital version. You should see my own servers, they're way less impressive then the ones I build. https://t.co/ReKQkJHq8C
6/17
2016
The notebook from @fbz was helpful to reverse engineer Wheatsville's Popcorn Tofu - https://t.co/bgfqScQfj2 #vegan https://t.co/PIOiuqusZs
6/14
2016
Congratulations to @maradydd and @thequux for your private key exchange this weekend @toorcamp. Mazel Tov! Full trust established!
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6/13
2016
This is a rad human being and great friend I'd hire her if she wanted to build infrastructure in Golang! @kellyxvx https://t.co/KWT9ABJSZoSneak preview of my @Hackbright project, debuting TOMORROW at Career Day! https://t.co/eyROdZqi9f
Retweeted by brianredbeard @dmertl https://t.co/c9x2TDFjF1
6/9
2016
Friends may not always be good, might fuck up, & won't always be right...but make sure they're unimpeachable: I'm glad we have @Nickf4rr"Stanford sex offender's friends and relatives ... persuade ... to keep him out of prison" this seems to be going around @maradydd @djspiewak @uiucjawashin @matthew_d_green biggest surprise for me recently. I didn't think the chips were in "auto sign all tokens" mode. 😷Last night's MO gubernatorial debate? All 4 candidates minimized racism at Mizzou. 1 blamed Obama, 1 suggested firing the diversity lead. @baronboulle I'll experiment with these ideas. Fortunately I think I'll have a willing co-victim in @dgonyeo
6/7
2016
@brianredbeard you've got some beard challengers in ancient Persia imho https://t.co/xBPqFyTx7y
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6/5
2016
@slugbait apparently not. Fuck that.It's rich that @twitter is constantly trying to get me to buy ads AND tell me I cant. https://t.co/LBkmnsi5RUHow do I spend Friday? Submitting a PR to @SwartzCr's CLI https://t.co/Nbf4WBk6U9 while my wife plays GUI. https://t.co/XvJy5cKsjD
6/4
2016
DOJ forced defense lawyers in Miami to use a specific photocopy shop, which gave secret copies of photocopies to FBI https://t.co/DLdPfKXa70
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6/3
2016
No offense against, Tom... Just _pretty_ misplaced.worst pickup line: Would you be interested in an intro phone call @TomRittervg who is on the Linux foundation Core infrastructure initiative
5/31
2016
@falconred So what's our new gTLD venture going to be? .startup? :troll: @falconred https://t.co/xb3DjswcMq
5/29
2016
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