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brianredbeard @brianredbeard Oakland / DC / The open road.

hack on CoreOS / open sourcing everything. gentleman deviant, ex-president of hacdc, all around jerk.

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Caezar's Challenge 20 is coming to a Defcon near you! Find me, Seric, or Almus for invites. (RT for a +1) @defconparties #defcon
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7/29
2016
I'm happy someone made this... in every sense of the phrase. https://t.co/unqdNHEjcC
7/21
2016
Millions of people are interested in Red Teaming and Blue Teaming! Infosec has truly made it! Wait what
Retweeted by brianredbeardSome things never change… like the quality of @usnews reporting. https://t.co/6Sd9uS18CE
7/14
2016
Apparently I'm the trifecta - https://t.co/xrm52FBdyX
7/11
2016
@fivetonsflax yup. 2013's promise of merchant silicon has yet to actually pan out. Let's see if Mellanox can deliver open drivers for ASICs. @openfly You mean Dell or Accton? Oh, and where is switchlight ;) I kid though, Big Switch has been the most forthcoming thusfar. @essobi Not all that helpful, but potentially even more interesting - https://t.co/oGR6gHJMxP @PaulM Basically... because it's clear most of these vendors haven't really built an OS before. Time to get a growler and hate myself.AKA That moment when: You realize your switch doesn't have a watchdog timer nor a BMC and you see the kernel panic on the console.The more I unpack bare metal switching, the nastier it gets. Rotten all the way down.
7/9
2016
Celebrating CoreOS' 3rd birthday! #HappybdayCoreOS Share your birthday wishes with us here, https://t.co/Jc9jJO7LYF https://t.co/T0affaqMGa
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7/2
2016
One last one mentioned.... "You shall not PaaS"Also thrown in was "rkt fly, you fools!"My co-workers at @coreoslinux are masters of the perfect degree of trolling. #coreos https://t.co/1GHCYdT3Dq
6/29
2016
@brianredbeard hope they’re asking you systemd questions — i know you have a ‘Raft’ of answers about stuff #RHSummit
Retweeted by brianredbeardAt Red Hat summit playing "stump the chump" in the expo hall. Come by to get free #CoreOS advice. https://t.co/9e1qRMzp2B
6/28
2016
@rubin110 Hot damn. Thanks for the tip!
6/27
2016
@Remy_D Just chalk that under "#whatcanidoforfedora" @Remy_D :facepalm: https://t.co/v0kLbEVsF3
6/25
2016
@furrygirl never forget lest the inhumanoid agenda succeed. 👽💂👽UK PM David Cameron has announced that he will resign. #Brexit #BrexitClub
Retweeted by brianredbeardOr put differently: https://t.co/6QM890kNL4 #Brexit #LizardMen https://t.co/tpm823Gl9d @rubin110 Pfft. Just go ahead and leave the EU while you're at it. :)They're just doing a test run for us in ~6 months.
6/24
2016
Last night I had a dream that I was teaching RH333.
6/23
2016
@JYOuyang @StackOverflow That's brilliant. I love crushing over other peoples gear. #InfraCrush @thex1le Must be a sort of psuedo-religious practice. "If you wait, you'll love the product more."You say "Your call is important to us", but I've been waiting 10 minutes on hold to talk to a _sales person_.
6/22
2016
@jduck not really APIs today, more ACH transfers managed by the Fed. Yodlee was solving 1 piece by moving past CSV files for consumer data
6/21
2016
I don't care if the Intel ME blob is signed. Is it on by default, can you not turn it off, is it listening on the network in any way?
Retweeted by brianredbeard @DougonIPComm That's the beauty of curating a standard API contract. Vendors can compete *and* have successful inter-operation.In the 21st+ century, the Federal Reserve's role should include curating banking APIs & standard libraries.
6/20
2016
@allendemling 1. Keep it positive, dawg.
6/18
2016
I'm already the digital version. You should see my own servers, they're way less impressive then the ones I build. https://t.co/ReKQkJHq8C
6/17
2016
The notebook from @fbz was helpful to reverse engineer Wheatsville's Popcorn Tofu - https://t.co/bgfqScQfj2 #vegan https://t.co/PIOiuqusZs
6/14
2016
Congratulations to @maradydd and @thequux for your private key exchange this weekend @toorcamp. Mazel Tov! Full trust established!
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6/13
2016
This is a rad human being and great friend I'd hire her if she wanted to build infrastructure in Golang! @kellyxvx https://t.co/KWT9ABJSZoSneak preview of my @Hackbright project, debuting TOMORROW at Career Day! https://t.co/eyROdZqi9f
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6/9
2016
Friends may not always be good, might fuck up, & won't always be right...but make sure they're unimpeachable: I'm glad we have @Nickf4rr"Stanford sex offender's friends and relatives ... persuade ... to keep him out of prison" this seems to be going around @maradydd @djspiewak @uiucjawashin @matthew_d_green biggest surprise for me recently. I didn't think the chips were in "auto sign all tokens" mode. 😷Last night's MO gubernatorial debate? All 4 candidates minimized racism at Mizzou. 1 blamed Obama, 1 suggested firing the diversity lead. @baronboulle I'll experiment with these ideas. Fortunately I think I'll have a willing co-victim in @dgonyeo
6/7
2016
@brianredbeard you've got some beard challengers in ancient Persia imho https://t.co/xBPqFyTx7y
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6/5
2016
@slugbait apparently not. Fuck that.It's rich that @twitter is constantly trying to get me to buy ads AND tell me I cant. https://t.co/LBkmnsi5RUHow do I spend Friday? Submitting a PR to @SwartzCr's CLI https://t.co/Nbf4WBk6U9 while my wife plays GUI. https://t.co/XvJy5cKsjD
6/4
2016
DOJ forced defense lawyers in Miami to use a specific photocopy shop, which gave secret copies of photocopies to FBI https://t.co/DLdPfKXa70
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6/3
2016
No offense against, Tom... Just _pretty_ misplaced.worst pickup line: Would you be interested in an intro phone call @TomRittervg who is on the Linux foundation Core infrastructure initiative
5/31
2016
@falconred So what's our new gTLD venture going to be? .startup? :troll: @falconred https://t.co/xb3DjswcMqThe new ".sucks". I'd be first in line to play DJB type games and register the domain "of". https://t.co/yInpkyGxNq
5/29
2016
Welcome to the era of 700+ gTLDs... and none of them run well.
5/28
2016
Schadenfreude: someone barreling onto a BART train w/ their bike during rush hour & watching the carbon fiber frame get cracked by the door.I've posted a new batch of NodeJS images to DockerHub so you can STOP RUNNING YOUR CONTAINERS AS ROOT! https://t.co/BbKf8ZDK1Q cc @OpenShift
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5/26
2016
Always a favorite: https://t.co/tHd1hKOz5f @termie The irony here is that it more than a couple burners live around here in RVsApparently the #comcastoutage is more on the roaming vagrants of Oakland. Seems a burning RV will take out the line. https://t.co/QVNmBO18nLI'm guessing I've got confirmation that my #comcastoutage isn't the customer premise equipment https://t.co/zVgcaARrqCIt's kindof brilliant that to check for a network outage @comcast wants you to log onto their site. https://t.co/EgJm4mvpyy.@RKadyrov My wife saw your cat at SFO on Thursday ... Is this your cat? #FindKadyrovsCat @LastWeekTonight https://t.co/wJcufHOgBA
5/24
2016
A great tragedy. I feel teaching is my calling and yet were I to do that (again) I would impact fewer people. https://t.co/FWsEg0b827
5/23
2016
@mjg59 First Edsel in space.God damnit capitalism.
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5/22
2016
@gpryzby Between that and albumen.... ungh.Awkward sales moments: Offering to take the vegan out for wings during happy hour. @mjg59 someone missed the conversation on delta packing and gc @johannes_mono #notmypopeAn unfortunate incident has left me beardless days before the CA/B Forum. Poor CAs: The beard was the source of my chill. Now I've got none.
Retweeted by brianredbeardI'm going to start responding to inquiries regarding the location of the Lost Horizon Night Market with the address to El Rio's back patio.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @karagates bah. It was a ringer, drawn up from the start. I prefer the psych elephant #OSCON https://t.co/grg2UOLzd7Exactly! Measurement of success is different for each project. Counting GH stars the least useful of all metrics. https://t.co/wvWlsIfBip
5/21
2016
That Microsoft clippy in the bottom right. Yes. Okay. https://t.co/AYPgisXQs1
Retweeted by brianredbeardThe #OSCON job board got filled up, just realized from an attendee that most companies didn't put *what* they need. https://t.co/gCm5EnmyHQ @rikkiends wwwwwqqLet me eat crow: talked to @cantbewong & co with @emccode about Polly, Rex-Ray, & RackHD, all fascinating. https://t.co/l0uVOO92oO
5/19
2016
.@Cyberious77 don't forget the queen of OSCON and the person who helped us pull this off, @rroumeliotis
Retweeted by brianredbeard @BobSummerwill Funny, you sent this too quickly for my followup, but between @termie and @evgenymorozov it's a similar principal.I'm looking forward to channeling @evgenymorozov as we argue about free software and opensource at #oscon2016.After my #OSCON talk, if you want to argue with me about it I'll be at the O'Reilly booth in the expo hall from 13:05-13:35.At #OSCON? Join me in 9 A/B at 11:55 while I wax poetic on the problems within open source and how we fix them.
5/18
2016
Most effective trolling: walk the #oscon expo hall and ask vendors about the projects they've open sourced. Hint: ::crickets::
5/17
2016
@bmogilefsky Speaking of, this is one of my favorite time killers. Requires actual planning (& no special perms) https://t.co/QBbjIaD36RIt's always a treat to get to talk shop with @barton808 https://t.co/grcXUHAs8K
5/16
2016
If you didn't know, @nostarch is a bunch of wonderful humans who care about the intersection of freedom & education https://t.co/zNYv8XwyKYHappy to be the first to tag the #OSCON jobs board on behalf of @coreoslinux https://t.co/k9vZSlomj0Flight to #OSCON was a study in how to spend your time. Me: 3½ hrs contributing to Buildroot, the guy beside me 3½ hrs on Candy Crush Soda.
5/15
2016
The best performance at #Eurovision was the one making fun of Eurovision.So much impressionism happening
5/14
2016
@benballjr Certainly, bug away! @benballjr Think of it as a cousin to https://t.co/QkjCNLmHv8 @rubin110 "Sir, did you pack this bag? At any time were you not in control of this bag?"Instant remediation of broken configs. Includes monitoring in config management. @purpleidea #CoreOSFest #mgmtconfig https://t.co/zyKu0Dtfs1
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5/13
2016
@benballjr Closing the loop... did you ever find the droids you were looking for? https://t.co/BtVzX9yH6wThat feeling when you realize after 5 minutes .git/info/exclude is globbing not regex https://t.co/FZZ5vDCUAL via @giphy
5/12
2016
Nothing says "i'd like to yolo production" like a request to integrate hubot with slack.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @vbatts the eagle has landed - https://t.co/s60vFXV6bS
5/11
2016

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