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brianredbeard @brianredbeard Oakland / DC / The open road.

hack on CoreOS / open sourcing everything. gentleman deviant, ex-president of hacdc, all around jerk.

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The previous tenants were helpful enough to mark things for disposal before leaving.... https://t.co/6848E66dgZ
1/23
2017
@slugbait Now we just need to work things out so Joel-Peter Witkin can do a reimagining with the original sources.Wow.... @seanspicer sure is a whiny twit - https://t.co/vjrfU2WV3o
1/22
2017
Back in my day with A16 they arrested over 1500 people (& then had to pay over $13m in fuckup money for false arrest)... @BillStewart415My. I'm just *shocked* that a USAF officer said "I'd be happy if they just dropped a bomb on them." about protesters https://t.co/D4JtFIXahD @OaklandElle Touching on the less cited Proudhon... "... Property is freedom, property is impossible." @rubin110 Sadly this is about it. I did a reconciliation loop recently on open recipe DB software... 🗑️🔥🗑️🔥 @OaklandElle Oh. And wanting the cops to swoop in at the last second to protect your stuff. @robynbergeron That's your self protective nature kicking into hypervigilience. Welcome to my world.If we make Nazi punching a social media challenge for white teens on FB, we might just speed this whole thing up.
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1/21
2017
Look man, this does more for me than Bonzai Buddy ever did. https://t.co/FLdiAvLyCQSome things cannot be unseen. https://t.co/ZE8TIVVQl5 @pinguino @eliot ...😵😬
1/20
2017
@slugbait Duh. Infinite copies of Masters of Orion and Ultima I-VI collection. Also making one off CDs of local punk bands.Wow... There was a time when I was pumped to have not one, but *two* 4x CD-R drives.One of the current press pieces going around lists me as a 'former hacker' which is absolutely not true at all.
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1/19
2017
@gdead Especially when my only scissors were (Klein) network shears... @andreasdotorg My general modus operandi is a distinct lack of fucking around. 😁That feeling when things are at this level of bootstrap... https://t.co/f3maqmd2Dr
1/17
2017
@USSJoin @shmoocon Pfffff. It's not like security folks look for prior art. Every time it's invented it's brand new. 🥁 #itsajoke @fivetonsflax Nope. Early on the easiest bridge to Usenet was via UUNET (because they aggregated most of the group… https://t.co/9oPP9AAhpj @marshray And reading Monty Python transcripts over GopherI've realized I'm a man after my time. I wish I had gotten started earlier and been on comp.unix.wizards... #idreamofuunet
1/15
2017
@vathpela Well, if nothing else I'm very happy to be correct in the future. :) @vathpela FML. I read that as System 7 @vathpela ;) https://t.co/wEf3S2QnCe.@ArtByAlida @coreos The prize went to @f3n3s7ra! Photos later this afternoon, but 1st I need to run through 160 slides in 45 minutes. 😃
1/14
2017
LibreOffice. The fickle, abusive partner that's been missing from my life for a while. https://t.co/uzNC9SrghA
1/13
2017
Want to go to #ShmooCon? Enter to WIN a ticket, see @brianredbeard, & lunch w/ CoreOS! Winner notified 1/13 11ET https://t.co/iR2RL8lyJb
Retweeted by brianredbeard @adventureloop Sure thing! https://t.co/iNt6Lokg6U is a great example. Check out "presentation". I keep things simple & use LOTS of photos.Ever looked at my slides and wondered how some of the (vegan) sausage is made? This is one of the tools - https://t.co/bRqz0j5inw
1/12
2017
240 bits of entropy, but my password is invalid because it doesn't contain a number. #securitydoneright #whydidyoulimitmeto32characters @amye *most assuredly will* give me more problems.Software isn't going to fix your problems.
1/10
2017
"Software Developers Should Have Sysadmin Experience" (https://t.co/GQQvmmXrE7) Thusfar the word "Docker" appears… https://t.co/14gzHrR1iP @slugbait speaking of seeing some shit.... https://t.co/aNPd8cwVLP
1/9
2017
I <3 reading posts by gamers who believe that companies want to benevolently run servers for them. Gratis. Forever. https://t.co/lMNaT67A4Q
1/7
2017
Time to coordinate with @rfidiot about the responsibilities of being a major. https://t.co/KTcGzDxUtmYou know that feeling when you're trimming your hair and you miss a few? That's what losing hair almost a foot long… https://t.co/kbsddktMxy
1/5
2017
Well... Even a broken clock is right twice a day. https://t.co/WiNQx45kiz
1/1
2016
Pretty amazed that I just realized @viss tweets at a 50x rate compared to me.. @Viss ever since the great Flickr "data sharing fuck you of 2016", have you found a good place to host your photos?Having problems seeing clearly? Hire the folks who've seen some shit. https://t.co/k595RN4RrsHey @DARPA, while I ran cyber programs for you, you drove home that the SCIENCE behind the wonder is just as beauti… https://t.co/vEImrrqcIx
Retweeted by brianredbeardHa!, fuck eyebrows... I singed part of my eye lashes. #fuckwithfire https://t.co/2LZ70KX7FYDefinitely singed a bunch of my beard lighting this fire. Looks like I'm getting a bit of a trim to clean things up. https://t.co/dZS0MufwHJ
12/31
2016
@Meowdip Fuck everything. This is a life goal. Figures that you discover this the year I don't go to #cccOK, we need to make things harder in 2017. The deadpool rules now state you can only name celebrities who make it through the whole year.
12/30
2016
I went to find a picture of me from 10 years ago... this indistinct one of me doing a root beer kegstand summarizes… https://t.co/Qdmbaqrbyq
12/27
2016
The unrealistic thing about SNEAKERS is how the critical infrastructure consoles all use strong encryption for authentication.
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12/26
2016
@jessfraz @bketelsen a homey at CoreOS had Fedora in tty2, Gentoo in tty3, something else in tty4, and a Windows VM in tty5. 🤣🙃😵
12/18
2016
@ChrisSzimmerman @andrewvwebber That's one of the first things I have new employees do. CONFIG.SYS & AUTOEXEC.BAT are never out of style. :)
12/15
2016
Hanging out with @brianredbeard. #Kubernetes #TectonicSummit #kuberlebreties https://t.co/fpwHRw55yU
Retweeted by brianredbeard @ThatMightBePaul @andrewvwebber Sorry, I mis-read you on that! We use all 3 (metal, containers, & VMs: sometimes nested) for added security.@andrewvwebber honestly? because the # of engineers I've interviewed recently who knew what PXE was is within the scale of mental math :(
12/14
2016
We need to stop saying "containers versus VMs." We don't compare forkifts & backhoes. Both are purpose built tools. (Paraphrasing @jdonalds) @amir_sharif a proud moment was @BillyGibbons judging my beard "gnarly" years ago. 😂
12/13
2016
Absolutely. When you need a Linux distribution for building distributed systems the folks with me at @coreos have y… https://t.co/DDdCzSwqe4It's our pleasure! I'm stoked to have folks sharing how they're solving real world problems with so many people. https://t.co/fcOamppuOb"Funny enough, one of my proudest moments was that time I bricked a search data center & nobody noticed." - @brendandburns (history of #k8s)It's always a treat to talk about great software. https://t.co/igwTVQFFbI
12/12
2016
I sometimes see our situation described as "cyberpunk", but cyberpunk wasn't this coarsely Absurdist. Strangelove wasn't cyberpunk
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12/11
2016
Apparently I'm flying "basic business" on @United. No food, broken entertainment system, & wet feet from a water logged jetway.Don't eat meat? That's fine, we also serve fish and foul. #notgettingit https://t.co/zgOSxiUhrk
12/10
2016
This is ground control to Major John, you really made the grade. #ripjohnglenn#ripdavidbowie
12/8
2016
12 cop cars, a fire truck, and an ambulance taking the person from the scene. Must have been one bad hombre. https://t.co/wavkKqM7om
12/7
2016
Bothers me to see youth culture co-opted for capitalism/gentrification without providing for it to flourish safely #baltimore #dc #oaklandAlso, stop visiting child abuse hidden services… https://t.co/IRDWws0cJs
Retweeted by brianredbeardMedia accounts of the Ghost Ship can't seem to reconcile that "trash filled artist spaces" are why certain cities become "hip".
12/4
2016
🎶Where every body knows your name.🎵 https://t.co/BO3GNvAJBT
12/3
2016
I really just want to hear Fantômas cover the theme song to "Gilmore Girls" https://t.co/BSQPSZRblPTrying to install a 27M python application via apt: "After this operation, 404 MB of additional disk space will be used." #pisspoorpackaging
12/2
2016
@xabean I did put fresh ginger, red Chile, and shallots in the batter though. @xabean on that batch I cheated and used the mix from the Indian market in the left of the pictureThe most brilliant thing I've done all week was making vada in a waffle maker then finishing the frying. https://t.co/wtUvA8tvZR @slugbait Merely seeing it was mine.My happy moment today? Sitting behind the guy on BART googling "what is schadenfreude?"
12/1
2016

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