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So this means Albright will back GOP women vs Dem men?
Retweeted by Brian S HallHow This Seattle Startup Created the Helmet That Could Save Football by @wheresKR #SuperBowl
Retweeted by Brian S HallJack Dorsey Came Audacity of Jack Dorsey halibut's good enough for Jehovah. #SixWordBernieStoryThe proportion of black people in my Twitter feed that mention Red Lobster is surprisingly high. @zcichy @natisho @TweetByDavid and now he's deadGonna make a goal, and personal goals are typically meaningless, to post a short story-brain stream on my site each weekend. But some of these major league dum-dums are starting to bore me.I typically find it fascinating that grown men will deny reality just to help Apple, which doesn't know they exist. @natisho @TweetByDavid @zcichy nope. Steve forced to return. Bumpers given. Execs fired. Tests proved. Promises made.When am I getting my badge back @jack
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @AMatthiesen ha. nice butts win out.I *love* real-time. We love the live stream. It's us. And we're going to continue to refine it to make Twitter feel more, not less, live!
Retweeted by Brian S HallTwitter can help make connections in real-time based on dynamic interests and topics, rather than a static social/friend graph. We get it.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @AMatthiesen I didn't like you while you were working 🙄#FeelTheBern
Retweeted by Brian S HallShockingly naive to think Apple has such power over China. I know the game is at the Joe.Diet Day 4: I eye fucked an M&M on the floor under a meeting room chair for a good 30 minutes. Progress? I think so.
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhile the islanders learn how to make ice, the @DetroitRedWings feed is showing some glorious hockey fight videos. @rkrishnakumar hehI dare the revolutionary #BernieSanders to speak out against the world's richest corporation, Apple. Tax dodger. Outsourcer. Well? Waiting. @TweetByDavid @zcichy nope @TweetByDavid @zcichy lol. no. that's why steve had to rush back from vacation. there may be nothing more i can do for you. facts dont work.To be fair to @HillaryClinton, the only issues she's flip-flopped on are the ones she's been forced to vote on.Y'all need to be stopped immediately
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @TweetByDavid @zcichy no, that impacted every new iPhone buyer. this will only impact a portion. @TweetByDavid @zcichy awesome. but if they don't, i understand Apple Pay/Touch ID not working. Everything else though should still work.Folks rushing to defend the world's richest corporation. @TweetByDavid @zcichy meaning: Touch ID and Apple Pay won't work. I'm ok with that. If it does *anything* more, that's Apple's fault/greed. @TweetByDavid @zcichy when you have 100s of millions of users, it is extremely rational to assume all repair shops won't be "authorized" @zcichy @TweetByDavid if there were no issue, you wouldn't be tweeting about it ;-) @haymoose we'll see. they say defense wins championships, but i think carolina just overall better.Oliver Hardy, Stan Laurel. Jimmy Durante and Buster Keaton #LaurelAndHardy
Retweeted by Brian S HallCan the NHL hire a couple interns to make their site usable? That would be good.Twitter In MELTDOWN As Entire Userbase Revolts
Retweeted by Brian S Hall<<crickets>>When are you going to state how completely wrong you were about Apple Watch? When are you going to admit this was a flop-turd? Well?Because I predicted a shockingly measly 10 million -- and only thanks to all the discounts. I was right, wasn't I?You said Apple Watch was more popular than *all* smartwatches. You said Apple Watch was going to destroy Switzerland. So? How many?Well, Apple bloggers? You talked about how *every wrist* was the target market. You predicted sales of >25 million! How'd it turn out?You talked about launch sales. You talked about that one analyst report that said it sold millions on the first week. Well?Well, Apple bloggers? How many Apple Watch watches did Apple sell in 2015? @seetu OMG the next Apple Watch is gonna be a gol damn revolution. No, serious.Always listen to Brian. Always. I will tell you the truth.Almost 2 weeks later, and the Apple bloggers who so aggressively promoted Apple Watch -- THE FUTURE -- remain so quiet about actual sales. @zcichy i think if you go to a repair shop, it's reasonable to expect your phone doesn't get bricked. @gak_pdx @zzbar still, i don't give a fuck whether or not the world's richest corporation gets criticized.Some days I mock the fanboys. Some days I honestly feel sad for them. They care more about a uber-rich corporation than actual human users.BUT IF WE DO THIS IT'S NOT GOOD FOR APPLE! WE MUST ONLY DO THAT WHICH IS GOOD FOR APPLE! @zcichy and you're suggesting people mail it off @zzbar @gak_pdx i don't give a single fuck about whether or not Apple "wins" @everythingexpl1 note how the Apple bloggers were forced to admit the truth. note how Apple bloggers then rushed to put happy news above it.NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY NOT BLAME APPLE. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU ARE INCONVENIENCED IT MAY NOT EVER BE APPLE'S FAULT. TEAM APPLE GO! @zcichy yep, you could absolutely go to UPS store, be without a phone for who knows how long. but a dumb world if that's your only choice.STOP SAYING ANYTHING BAD ABOUT APPLE APPLE IS GOOD YOU ARE A HATER YOU ARE STUPID GOOGLE EVIL SAMSUNG COPIES. @gak_pdx if having a 3rd party component prevent Touch ID and Apple Pay from working, fair enough. Anything more? That's bogus.I point out the many obvious failures with Apple software. The well-paid Apple bloggers shout: WINDOWS PHONE! DARE YOU BLAME APPLE FOR ANYTHING HOW DARE YOU! @gak_pdx we bought the device. it's ours, not Apple's. Asking that someone else be able to fix this is 100% rational, not arrogant. @zcichy as i assume nearly everyone can't get to an Apple Store, then the answer is we should absolutely expect no.Greatest Photobomb EVER
Retweeted by Brian S HallAlgorithm that determines what technology actually benefits from algorithms.
Retweeted by Brian S HallTragic destruction of once rich Venezuela. Let socialist apologists see: socialism=misery, poverty & repression
Retweeted by Brian S HallPeople get so mad at me when I speak the truth about Apple. I am not sure I will ever understand why.Hundreds of volunteers are donating their time & effort to help deliver clean water resources to Flint families:
Retweeted by Brian S Hall'Lie back,' she whispered, 'And tell me what you want.' 'An edit button,' he replied. #RIPTwitter
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @haymoose true @TheMacAdvocate lolSo twitter decides to introduce an algorithmic timeline based on "what people want too see" after consulting with ideologues... #RIPtwitter
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @VDog2016 this is what I doThese iPhones are too big. wants to be Facebook-sized, Facebook wants to be Google-sized, and Google wants to build a Dyson sphere to eat the sun.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @Newsweek @thegrugq how many compared to um, you know, in just one big city in just one year? I'll wait for the answer.What is "top secret" > What is "is" like to think Twitter management does all this stupid shit just for me. I really need to quit Twitter. They're making it happen.Rumor that Twitter is going to introduce Circles next week. @TheRomit ha. if someone paid for it, that's cool.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall @MeJohnC @blenderhd STUPID RICH FUCK! @blenderhd STUPID FUCK!The price for the 15-inch MacBook Pro is just stupid. If I see you with one, I will mock you for your dumbness and wastefulness.My Hawaiin name is Nahele Mauli.I think 2016 is the year I dump the iPhone and Twitter and am finally free.
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Retweeted by Brian S Hall @austingunter Houston is the future, for all its bad and its good @bhcarpenter free advice: put the iPhone down. Go out.Irony is dead.
Retweeted by Brian S HallPrediction: Democrats will hire Big Bank to inflate Flint home values to crazy levels and demand government pay the homeowners.Starting to feel a little bad for RTing Twitter guy's foolish tweet. Little.American regression. The men who went to the moon will all be dead and we still can't figure out how to go back. all you coloring book fans: Download Free Coloring Books from World-Class Libraries & Museums via @openculture
Retweeted by Brian S HallIf you watch Top Chef you really need to go online and watch Last Chance Kitchen.I smell another big government buyout. Police announcing #Superbowl city closed...max capacity. Fireworks starting early at 9:30p
Retweeted by Brian S Hall#BREAKING Super Bowl City reaches capacity- no more people being admitted #SB50
Retweeted by Brian S HallWE ARE ALL APPLE CORPORATE CHEERLEADERS me twice...'t always agree with him but love his commentary. I won't be signing. Folks need to be tolerant.
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