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Joined Twitter 9/22/11


me, two days ago, unaware of the impending Bowsette: damn following all these wholesome illustrators and visual artists is great @thomas_violence I'm so full of feelingsdamn The Leftovers really lands that plane huh @MikeMcMahanTM u can't stop me!!!i gotta put a time cap on how long I'm allowed to wallow. U get 15 mins a day to look at someone else's work and wi… https://t.co/fJGsRDBZu5
9/25
2018
infinite dimensions and timelines and thankfully we somehow got the one with Demi https://t.co/O02VL6ozZp @BradinLA love CupHead @caitiedelaney @JeffLoveness do u need backup
9/21
2018
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9/20
2018
@caitiedelaney we are but particles, smashed together within The Large Waldron Collider @caitiedelaney soon we'll all be taking magnesium in between pushups as we watch the leftovers @jonnysun @BoJackHorseman holy shit!!!!
9/19
2018
@AriGav @PrettyRicc @Skolteocles yeah but if someones fine posting a tweet i did as their own me being annoyed wont fix em
9/16
2018
@thegreatdeign I've heard the sweating gives u -1 bloat but ppl don't care bc it doesn't effect combatcan u stack antidepressants for multiple bonuses or does ur body limit u to one status effect @caitiedelaney @MikeMcMahanTM does the lamp have a decent home entertainment system
9/10
2018
@OhNoSheTwitnt @CornOnTheGoblin that wasn't me that was uhh [glances at mirror] literally any white guy @OhNoSheTwitnt psh what cause would a cool weed smoking dude have to liesmoking weed doesn't make u cool but it does make ME cool
9/7
2018
@JeffLoveness Jeff do u need me to bring you food
9/5
2018
before social media if you wanted to know what ur ex was up to you had to walk up to their home in the rain and wat… https://t.co/dVeSB3IV5L @jenlaw_11 wonderful sponge. fantastic bakeme platonically: hello angel, love of my life, i missed u today, did u know i love u & that my heart will never sto… https://t.co/ekJW4uEKhb
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9/3
2018
@MrJeffTrammell you're too funny!!! I hate it!!!
9/2
2018
@AriGav can you fucking imagine treading water in total darkness and then something touches your leg @JeffLoveness any good ones @AriGav if there's life in Ganymede's subterranean oceans @emilywithcurls can I think this is beautiful while still hating brutalist architecture
8/31
2018
@Chris_Tonick I just saw a thing about pizza in Los Angeles how are ppl still doing this in 2018you're not a real new yorker until you've moved to los angeles
8/28
2018
@MikeMcMahanTM how dare you
8/22
2018
@urbanfriendden why do u think I like em
8/21
2018
@OnlineAlison holy shit it's not just me
8/18
2018
@lisaskwon don't fight it @caitiedelaney @pizzasauceboss its a generational thing @porters we are all of us in our own way listening to piano music laid over a drum trackwe are all of us in our own way an anime girl studying at a desk while it rains outside
8/17
2018
@boring_as_heck best possible baseball outcome
8/15
2018
@jonnysun I feel bad for getting his hopes up!!!! @ELCresswell like driving into a 3 story schwarma wrap and learning its sentient[a spider, the first .05 seconds of me walking through its web] oh FUCK yes
8/12
2018
@caitiedelaney do interior space nextI feel like if you don't believe in evolution or climate change you shouldn't get to believe in space.
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8/11
2018
@ericdadourian Eric don't make me watch it
8/8
2018
@behindyourback I do it to shake out the crumbs @behindyourback I want to curl up into a ball @thats_a_morey I hate this
8/4
2018
what the fuck is high school even like now. are there regional memes, does a viral tweet get you laid
8/3
2018
LARRY KING: my producer tells me you spend all of your money on drinkable yogurts ME: well now "all" is a big word, Larry
8/2
2018
@DanCasey Six Samurai Won't Be Enough
8/1
2018
@rachelmillman you keep doing it tho
7/31
2018
@pixelatedboat your best work but also his
7/30
2018
@pattymo Fallout leans in so hard, it's the best
7/29
2018
@HelloCullen I'm Italian Elon Musk, French Elon Musk, and Ross from 'Friends'
7/28
2018
@JackieAugustus SB about to make some high risk high reward marketing choices @JackieAugustus ooo I'm Jackie I'm so in demand @FunctionalNerd [watching infinity war] you know what this could really use is 18 more charactersis the sarcophagus juice paleo
7/27
2018
do bugs even take fall damage
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghân @libbycwatson I know we need global communism and all but the nation of Cascadia would be a hell of a party
7/26
2018
@davegrapes @dyelonnnn doing it wrong Dave gotta be a quote rt @dyelonnnn yes but I still choose the apple thingME: is there anything worse than biting into an apple and it's mushy GUY QUOTE RTING ME: genocide
7/25
2018
@KevinCow nah that game has plenty. beach, stingray beach, duck beach, shell beach, port harbor beach, @Chalgaro my fav biome, dirt
7/23
2018
@MrJeffTrammell Eddie Brock: accidental orca @DanCasey you piece of shit come to the Buffy singalong @Cryptoterra https://t.co/rBB99nZutUearnest question: is that white shit venom's eyes? or is my dude low key messing w me like an orca https://t.co/ziQvW0kK4Z @OswaldHurlem not a real gameI judge a video game by how many biomes I get to explore. look at zelda: forest. ocean. volcano. beach. don't try t… https://t.co/5bxfDbUq2U @OhNoSheTwitnt no I want him to be happy
7/22
2018
@AlbiLarkin @miambo no more secrets: I love u, niamh. I always have @AlbiLarkin @miambo ... and in fact I did. I am indeed albi, this is my alt accountwhenever I see a dog I think about how we took an apex predator and subjugated them into docile varieties like cere… https://t.co/vQ2y0xklO5
7/13
2018
@msdanifernandez send me a good meme about it @msdanifernandez send me memes it's what Dan and I do constantly @pixelatedboat they're great, it's all waluigi art and the occasional appreciation post about korean pop stars @benmekler disappointed to hear there's no raw vidalia onions. won't be seeing
7/12
2018
@markhoppus i have a second phone for this @jenlaw_11 I do the opposite w celery, pulling it apart fiber by fiber until I'm chewing a knotted lump of green twine @CaseyMalone nopeYou're allowed to steal shit from the mall. The security guards don't care. They're there to shoot the mannequins if they come to life.
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7/11
2018
@crulge it's a fun lil 8bit dungeon crawler where you mix n match spells to build the coolest/best combo @crulge I love Wizard of Legend
7/8
2018
@lisaskwon I'm glad SOMEBODY does
6/30
2018
@ItsAMeMitchell its a great frog mitch
6/27
2018
@Randazzoj didn't have borders OR police, kudos to dinosaur activists 4 making it happen
6/21
2018
@amalialevari @MrJeffTrammell sweet jesus
6/10
2018
@electrolemon "WHERE'S RACHEL" batman howls, tackling the joker and knocking the camera back. Wee Man stumbles into frame, laughingfind the people and things that make you want to stay alive and hold on as long as you can @daadvaims plus you'll get to routinely see a player on the other team do a really cool dunk
6/8
2018
ME: wanna go for a walk? MY DOG: at last! at last, dear god, grant me once more my reprieve from this prison, from… https://t.co/FMgsBQUeer
6/7
2018
@InternetHippo all these possible universes and timelines and I get to be sentient in the one w good BBQ
6/2
2018
@spookperson every NPR host
5/27
2018
@Simon_Barrett probably the only thing I've seen do it well is Better Call Saul
5/26
2018
@MaraWilson when two cute shy ppl have a crush on each other we should call it a Mexican Standoffish
5/23
2018
@pixelatedboat who told u about the other moons
5/22
2018
the choice is yours, adventurer. dare you challenge the temple guardians? https://t.co/RkG7eHRdbXwell what's important is that we checked https://t.co/qP8m3Wkbbd
5/21
2018

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