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when ur custom character is in a cut scene https://t.co/QyYGtrJhdV @aardvarsk The bacon one slaps but they will make u a pastrami breakfast burrito if u ask and it's my fav thing @aardvarsk LUCKY BOY2018: THE YEAR WE KILL GOD.
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1/1
2017
ME: damn I've had a good few days DEPRESSION: https://t.co/KfcfXLHuAu
12/30
2017
“The Shape of Water” Guillermo Del Toro (2017) https://t.co/xe0pmccdQh
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghân @jonnysun No More MAGA Parody Hats 2018remember fidget spinners, was that this year
12/29
2017
@shagdalen why do we not shrivel up @shagdalen this has been me so many timesas an optimist I hope u all find someone good 2 be horny with next yearpretty sure this made me laugh harder than anything this year https://t.co/DejVJepJuK
12/28
2017
@bransonreese the cat with Jemaine's face is the funniest sight gag in years @AyumiG2 did it make the tweet funny @NefariousBore it was an actual flask, that's why it was so funny. he looked like a RAGING alcoholic @Dfr247 Party Down @robo_cop_a_feel Ben was a geniushe was my debate partner in community college - kept the flask in his jacket pocket for team dinners, covertly slip… https://t.co/KS6aoHGKDIu meet a lot of characters in life but I'll never forget Ben, the guy who carried a flask of vanilla extract at all… https://t.co/QpzZJLbaDB
12/27
2017
@daviddavidwoods he's emotionally invested!! it's my favorite takeaway of the nightI'm gonna out-pizza the hut if it kills me @notquitefrodo @erikaishii @TheAlexicon [24 hrs later] I will pitch in for the chips
12/26
2017
@pixelatedboat Dr. the Whodgehog @Jamie1947 v big selfie stick @justabloodygame the swamp tavern industry is a hard industry to make money in, we can't afford such thingsrefusing 2 endorse Last Jedi until we know what side of that union dispute Maz Kanata was on @cat_beltane @rachelmillman Lmao @Mobute pitchfork ass owl looking extremely skeptical of John Williams @erikaishii share. share-ika.I am super out of practice, my communion dude said "the body of Christ" and I straight-up went "right on" @emilywithcurls "and with your spirit" is some BULLSHITjust realized the catholic church switches up the prayers once a decade to snuffle out anyone who's been ducking the program
12/25
2017
Everyone at the bar: tell us that story we all love about the time you thought you saw Laura Dern but it wasn’t her Me: so there I was
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghânMe: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghân @stucline I can't believe it has fucking Mandy Patinkin in it. Mandy Patinkin rocksit is delightful how well Princess Bride holds up @brdeprima he just called and told me to do it for him @MikeMcMahanTM @Simon_Barrett can u guys call ur agents and tell them to please please please bring back the dark u… https://t.co/bFl9JrBVDb
12/24
2017
@DanCasey @msdanifernandez YES. as a film? eh? but King Arthur unabashedly does my favorite thing, which is "use mi… https://t.co/jDMaM5olBF @DanCasey pahk the cah in the hahvahd yahd @shelbyfero I love it so much! it blows up the idea of stakes right off the bat and then grinds to make u forget an… https://t.co/L3tQsDdHFZ @shelbyfero do u like one punch man Shelby
12/23
2017
@Choplogik this @ reply won't hit me for 45 minutes but when it does WOWmy fav thing about edibles is they either do nothing or kill you @robotrowboat @Home_Halfway @thejoshpatten @fro_vo @PostCultRev @Jamie1947 @Jeffwni @brookeperrin December birthdays r the best birthdays @BradinLA Brad put that down, that's not mouthwashis mouthwash blue bc it needs to be blue or is it blue bc market research shows humans equate blue w "medicinal" @nickjomalley America still innovates baby!! @nickjomalley chicken tot pie is genius. did they have a steak n ale variety? bc that sounds _amazing_
12/21
2017
@bobby they're always awake @HelloCullen hey guys wanna get together and mock this mattress salesman's best attempt at graphic designI hate when I close my bathroom mirror to reveal a monster standing right behind me. can't stand it. @Dennywhere oh man the libs would haaaaate that if you came anywayboy the libs sure would hate it if someone came over and fixed my garbage disposal for free
12/20
2017
2018 is gonna make 2017 look like 2016 @googleymoogley ❤️❤️❤️❤️ @googleymoogley you've got like 6 hrs left to goof around b4 you gotta buckle down @BradinLA you can be non-corporeal and still be hot, BRADI hope the aliens are hot @CaseyMalone aliens are real, and strong, and they're my friend @scawn_ I would 100% believe they came, checked us out, and decided we weren't worth the effort @scawn_ https://t.co/HIxVfH1z0XI do like that the government admitted aliens are real and everyone's too tired to care @sreekyshooter TOO LATE I ACCEPT IT FOR BOTH @thomas_violence He's fucking magical @MaraWilson I'm positive they already are. humankind only rule the land bc the octopi let us @pixelatedboat eyyyy I'm aging 'ere!! @MaraWilson I bet they look like octopuses @BennyBXB 1 in 365 @pmclellan pat u can wait until whenever u want. daylight, the rapture, april,I'm 27 today which means I have 12 months to get insanely famous before killing myself
12/19
2017
@meakoopa you can do backstories without dwelling on them. gandalf's summation of the witch king to pippin as we se… https://t.co/oM5lW8a9crmy fav thing about sports is treating men as crumbling relics of a bygone age when they turn like, 36 @benmekler all these fanboys refusing to understand the onions are a INTENTIONAL STORY CHOICE, things are ALLOWED to be DIFFERENT @ELCresswell @daadvaims I hate this game @daadvaims this tweet gave me PTSD @rachelmillman @jessica what fucking weirdo saw Aunt Beru pour a glass of blue juice and thought "that's definitely milk" @ericdadourian SlavaFind Out What Else Ted Cruz Likes And Ruin It For Him 2020 https://t.co/jg2pHHtwMm
12/18
2017

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