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GERMANY IS STRESSING ME OUT. I haven't seen a waste of this much talent since "The Monument's Men" @benmekler @THR @mephisto_kur Did you put a fucking straw hat jolly Rodger on a warhammer 40k kit that's the greatest thing I've ever seen
6/23
2018
If you think Neon Genesis Evangelion is a mecha anime then Ratatouille is a mecha anime too
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6/22
2018
@karanlyons would watch 10 seasons of this @Randazzoj didn't have borders OR police, kudos to dinosaur activists 4 making it happen
6/21
2018
@amalialevari @MrJeffTrammell sweet jesus
6/10
2018
@electrolemon "WHERE'S RACHEL" batman howls, tackling the joker and knocking the camera back. Wee Man stumbles into frame, laughingfind the people and things that make you want to stay alive and hold on as long as you can @daadvaims plus you'll get to routinely see a player on the other team do a really cool dunk
6/8
2018
ME: wanna go for a walk? MY DOG: at last! at last, dear god, grant me once more my reprieve from this prison, from… https://t.co/FMgsBQUeer
6/7
2018
@InternetHippo all these possible universes and timelines and I get to be sentient in the one w good BBQ
6/2
2018
@ericdadourian this last year I've been like "wow its super fun when there's one team the whole league hates, I've… https://t.co/BJaKe6IgvR
6/1
2018
@spookperson every NPR host
5/27
2018
@Simon_Barrett probably the only thing I've seen do it well is Better Call Saul
5/26
2018
@MaraWilson when two cute shy ppl have a crush on each other we should call it a Mexican Standoffish
5/23
2018
@pixelatedboat who told u about the other moons
5/22
2018
the choice is yours, adventurer. dare you challenge the temple guardians? https://t.co/RkG7eHRdbXwell what's important is that we checked https://t.co/qP8m3Wkbbd
5/21
2018
@BuckyIsotope @LostCatDog bucky no! you're not random
5/19
2018
pretty much every day now https://t.co/wDX4lCU8jT
5/18
2018
DEATH STAR ARCHITECT #1: and so then after that hallway i was thinking we do another bottomless pit DEATH STAR ARCHITECT #2: i love it
5/16
2018
@DanMentos well then I'm glad he's dyingis it canon that Caillou has cancer or just heavily implied subtext
5/7
2018
@CaseyMalone @davidlsims @electrolemon @aherman2006 greatest movie of all time if he catches it with his eye socket
5/2
2018
@aardvarsk @netw3rk I made a noise like a barking seal
5/1
2018
now that I use incense a bunch (fuck you! it's calming!) I can now identify which scent my childhood church used. t… https://t.co/XMe5qQyYO4
4/24
2018
most important reason to legalize weed is to end mass incarceration, help medical patients, use new taxes for schoo… https://t.co/s8lsgF75JT
4/20
2018
is there anything that goes from "innocuous" to "terrifying" faster than wind chimes after darkGandalf standing in front of the Gates of Moria trying to remember a password makes a lot more sense to me now than it did in 1984.
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4/12
2018
[on my deathbed] at last, I am free from horniness. no more will I battle with The Thirst [the next day] https://t.co/thZDiVxTEP
4/5
2018
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3/19
2018
@childhoodgames she sent this to my brother after surgery and he almost ripped his stitches out laughingnone of us do https://t.co/qlMzx5V0GO
3/7
2018
@CaseyMalone online is poison but it needed to be saidevery time https://t.co/pg93iOagGg
2/26
2018
when ur custom character is in a cut scene https://t.co/QyYGtrJhdV
1/2
2018
@aardvarsk The bacon one slaps but they will make u a pastrami breakfast burrito if u ask and it's my fav thing @aardvarsk LUCKY BOY
1/1
2017
@jonnysun No More MAGA Parody Hats 2018
12/29
2017
@bransonreese the cat with Jemaine's face is the funniest sight gag in years @AyumiG2 did it make the tweet funny
12/28
2017
@NefariousBore it was an actual flask, that's why it was so funny. he looked like a RAGING alcoholic @robo_cop_a_feel Ben was a geniushe was my debate partner in community college - kept the flask in his jacket pocket for team dinners, covertly slip… https://t.co/KS6aoHGKDIu meet a lot of characters in life but I'll never forget Ben, the guy who carried a flask of vanilla extract at all… https://t.co/QpzZJLbaDB
12/27
2017
@notquitefrodo @erikaishii @TheAlexicon [24 hrs later] I will pitch in for the chips @pixelatedboat Dr. the Whodgehog @Jamie1947 v big selfie stick @justabloodygame the swamp tavern industry is a hard industry to make money in, we can't afford such thingsrefusing 2 endorse Last Jedi until we know what side of that union dispute Maz Kanata was on @cat_beltane @rachelmillman Lmao @Mobute pitchfork ass owl looking extremely skeptical of John Williams
12/26
2017
@erikaishii share. share-ika.I am super out of practice, my communion dude said "the body of Christ" and I straight-up went "right on" @emilywithcurls "and with your spirit" is some BULLSHITjust realized the catholic church switches up the prayers once a decade to snuffle out anyone who's been ducking the programMe: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
Retweeted by cranberrys and soccerit is delightful how well Princess Bride holds up
12/25
2017
@Choplogik this @ reply won't hit me for 45 minutes but when it does WOWmy fav thing about edibles is they either do nothing or kill you
12/22
2017
@robotrowboat @Home_Halfway @thejoshpatten @fro_vo @PostCultRev @Jamie1947 @Jeffwni @brookeperrin December birthdays r the best birthdays @BradinLA Brad put that down, that's not mouthwash @bobby they're always awakeI hate when I close my bathroom mirror to reveal a monster standing right behind me. can't stand it.
12/21
2017
boy the libs sure would hate it if someone came over and fixed my garbage disposal for free2018 is gonna make 2017 look like 2016 @googleymoogley you've got like 6 hrs left to goof around b4 you gotta buckle down
12/20
2017
@BradinLA you can be non-corporeal and still be hot, BRADI hope the aliens are hot @CaseyMalone aliens are real, and strong, and they're my friend @scawn_ I would 100% believe they came, checked us out, and decided we weren't worth the effort @scawn_ https://t.co/HIxVfH1z0XI do like that the government admitted aliens are real and everyone's too tired to care @sreekyshooter TOO LATE I ACCEPT IT FOR BOTH @MaraWilson I'm positive they already are. humankind only rule the land bc the octopi let us @pixelatedboat eyyyy I'm aging 'ere!! @MaraWilson I bet they look like octopuses @BennyBXB 1 in 365
12/19
2017

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