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@RowanKaiser everyone talking about when they should've cashed out their bitcoinI am losing my mind thinking about future ads marketing to senior citizen millennials. Ironic, self-aware LifeAlert… https://t.co/x0PYqxSeckfuck you, houses with blinking red and blue christmas lights
12/13
2017
@ELCresswell Dave's always up to something @thomas_violence @elonmusk plz help @thomas_violence it's too many jars, man. u gotta get another basementNOT NOW NON-CHRONOLOGICAL TIMELINE TWEETS
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghân @zandywithaz it is really cool to see us push back. I didn't think this many of us were going to push backit appears Douglas Adams snuck into this office dressed as a computer https://t.co/EDqVzgM9C3 @gr8whitehoprah did you have the haircut at the party, was I remiss in not commenting @Randazzoj let it sink out[glances at the election results] roll tide @huntigula Fuck yeah dude @BuckyIsotope senior citizens shouldn't driveone of 2017's more encouraging things has been the increased visibility of those toiling away in deep red states w/… https://t.co/rKNZFWFKTdit's been an uphill battle and I'm grateful to Alabama democrats and socialists for still fighting. fingers crossed for tonight
12/12
2017
@bransonreese his pain is my pain as well @aklingus why did she open with "one of our attorneys" and THEN say many of their friends????america making a strong bid as the greatest performance art piece of all time https://t.co/ibJj95CPPb @UnburntWitch I've seen enough pokemon to know what's next @cat_beltane Greg that's a mountain lion @IAmLazarusJones what'd they say
12/11
2017
@urbanfriendden it's the lil mustacheBREATH OF THE WILD: would u like to dress Link as sexy french commando ME: yes BREATH OF THE WILD: say please ME: p… https://t.co/y8x5fDlwxc @MikeMcMahanTM that Kamino level was extremely the shit except for the dumb inside bit where everything was white and I always got lost @gr8whitehoprah how did you manage to capture my hand in such a specific pose. masterful
12/10
2017
@notquitefrodo cast aside the shackles of high society my friendyeah sex is cool but have u ever tried incorporating more fiber in ur dietFinally, it can be tried as an adult. https://t.co/I68f1bwBuD
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12/9
2017
@bransonreese [gambit shows up on screen] me, whispering to my girlfriend: ah, et eez a gambat thang u kno┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| ._.) I don't really want ┳┻|⊂ノ x-men in the MCU @xmacattack that one bums me out bc of the long waits now that brunch is a whole thingfamily-owned deli w giant sandwiches is my fav genre of american restaurant. close second is tiny hole-in-the-wall… https://t.co/m9S7Ysjqn5I found him: flat earther Mario. who up https://t.co/Fch8Hn54mj
12/8
2017
@katiemcvay physical things can't be stored anywhere safely, unlike digital things, which have never been hackedah yes gold, famous for it's inability to be melted down or stored anywhere https://t.co/SCVWrJjbdC @lisaskwon if I saw Elon at LA Fitness I would absolutely say whatsupthis guy at the gym thinks I'm checking him out but he just looks a LOT like Elon Musktime 2 find out if they say the n-word in space https://t.co/0ndqLTgSZz
12/7
2017
freshman year vs senior year https://t.co/cKKckCnbrD
12/6
2017
@zandywithaz the cold cheese sandwich. so beautifulFyre Festival was such a gift @BAKKOOONN give me the batbutt @MikeMcMahanTM I was gonna ask if u had ash in ur vents too but figured I'd creeped enough this weekgreetings from sunny tropical M O R D O R https://t.co/HvD0KRop2IImagine if at the end of Spotlight when the article came out everyone just said "Well that's your opinion."
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12/5
2017
WHICH OF THESE ENTERPRISING YOUTHS WILL THROW ENOUGH FOOTBALLS TO ESCAPE THE CRUSHING VISE OF DEBTOlder people in my life have been telling me for years that I’d get more conservative when I got older. Four years… https://t.co/ff98aEo5C3
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12/2
2017
@BradinLA the 90's kids r e m e m b e r
12/1
2017
who runs the moon pie twitter. it's one of u. out with it @Randazzoj Joe what's ur worst candy takeLane Kiffin is an exceptional shitposter
11/30
2017
the Chicago Bean is just a regular giant bean that drank a capri-sun https://t.co/MrZltvDSV8damn the rumors are true https://t.co/h0ZJ6r4GEXwelcome to the holiday season, I woke up with “delete your account” to the tune of Feliz Navidad stuck in my head
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11/28
2017
me, getting ready to tweet "who up": https://t.co/dGuQxybz9wbest part of the theory that the interstellar asteroid is a weapon are all the accompanying comments going "ugh, hu… https://t.co/A89mlwDHnX
11/26
2017
sometimes I think I know america and then I'll watch a football game and learn "Survivor" is still on TVSCIENTIST: all that can save us now is a bunch of plastic bags scrunched inside another plastic bag PRESIDENT: we're doomed ME: not so fast @Dan_McKenney 200 of those chai caramels in an unmarked duffle bag and this all goes awayu think the Human Torch takes showers? or does he just 'self clean' like an oven
11/25
2017
would be fascinating to see the ad pitches Geico says no toturns out the REAL friends we made along the way were the friends we made along the way @BAKKOOONN I find it so interesting that they know they're uncool but can't for the life of them accept whyME: dang I've had a nice few days DEPRESSION: https://t.co/8TwI5P83dkfettuccine alfredo is just fancy mac n cheese @bobby damn the holidays really are magicalmake the 'Santa Baby' song illegal @MikeMcMahanTM how was ur turkey day mike was there enough pie
11/24
2017
@positive_nancy GANDALF: it is in men that we must place our hope ELROND: men are weak @thomas_violence proud of u for running extremely fastMy family’s pissed at me for asking everyone at thanksgiving how much they can bench and laughing no matter what the answer is
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghân @gr8whitehoprah who texts someone at 8:45 am. monstrous. far too early in the morning.what are u thankful for, u get 1 serious answer + 1 joke answer. I am thankful for anime, as well as actually thankful for animebeing alive is exhausting
11/23
2017
can't tell u how grateful I am that trump is feuding w someone who can't nuke los angeles
11/22
2017
@MikeMcMahanTM @BradinLA remember when they cut to what basically amounts to two living gods digging up a coffin with shovelsif you go viral with a tweet about donald trump it doesn’t count.
Retweeted by crân-buri-ghân @AdamOfEarth [drums of appreciation from the woods]
11/20
2017

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