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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more:

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

@lorakolodny @hstecker oh yes that's totally ok then to be assaulted for walking down the street. I should have just stood there $ taken it!Just got punched by a homeless person on the corner of Shipley & 5th in San Francisco protecting @hstecker from being hit. Great city.
I have all of these books which is basically like I read them though I haven't and I probably won't anytime soon. @JamesLiamCook @SCA2Dean #theworst
Things are going so well. Can't wait to see what's next!
When movie studios were like hey let's combine those two apocalypse movies into one?! That's us now. World War 3 & 4 combo. #TrumpThere are an awful lot of stock photos for virtual reality that just consist of people wearing headphones incorrect…
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @businessrocksuk are you actually serious about justifying someone like that by saying he's rebellious? GOD bless. Cc @JamesLiamCook
Today is #WorldAIDSDay. Join @RED’s fight for an aids free world & support the cause by shopping @
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingToday is #WorldAIDSDay. Play #GamesForRED. 100% Fun. 100% goes to fight AIDS. @RED @AppStore ❣️
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling· Dec 1 is #WorldAIDSDay. Play #GamesForRED. 100% Fun. 100% goes to fight AIDS. @RED @AppStore
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWe can do better than this world.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhat a fiasco. Such a NY a story but legit how can this be possible? @dhellinger are you ok? 🤓
@drafh I know I know. Ugh.Hey all tomorrow is #WorldAIDSDay and Apple and @RED teamed up to turn the App Store RED. #gamesforred GO CHECK IT! saw @AppStore is running Games for @RED. Very cool promotion. Well executed. cc: @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingOh... My next newsletter will be called Pro Rata. You can sign up for it on our new website
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingJim VandeHei and Mike Allen reveal further details about their new startup, named Axios
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling"We think creative people work better with balance in their life" - @eldsjal speaking so eloquently about importance of work/life balance.Spotify founder @eldsjal says every great startup has a near death experience - his came adapting to mobile #slush16
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingEvery great company has at least three near death experiences. Spotify's Daniel Ek at #slush16
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingFYI @eldsjal's t-shirt says Suits Suck. #slush16 #spotify blown away by @SlushHQ, the tech conference in Helsinki, Finland this week. What an amazing group of people and entrepreneurs.I made the Trump/Romney photo black and white, and it looks like a Twilight Zone episode where a guy just made a fo…
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI'm up before the sunrise! Ok that's not saying much in Finland. But I made it to your breakfast @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI come to Finland and become a coat check girl. #newbeginnings #slush16 @karaswisher @louieswisher even with the red pepper flakes??!
@Lin_Manuel can u change the narrative of #hamilton's mom? She was NOT a whore in our terminology. A strong single mom who owned small biz.Can we talk about this? I mean is there more to this whole story or am I a hardened cynic? thought I could stop eating bacon. PIGCASSO just changed that. I love PIGCASSO. @cindygallop @emirates emirates is too good to let you down.PSA: not a good day for international travel. Lufthansa strike means cancelled flights and BA has a computer system down so at standstill.Have your faith In humanity restored by reading some of the reviews on the Trump ornament. @caro @kmaverick @vive very cool. I've opted to pay more just for my person to make house calls. Who never is late and always great! @kmaverick noooo sorry for confusion. Just seems more and more people are having issues. I keep having people come 20 mins late. Bad trend.Hate to see companies like @GlamSquad fail due to the inability to scale but alas that seems to be the case. It ain't easy.
The Swisher boys mull dognapping Potato from @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingGod, fake news twitter is worse than Trump twitter. Which is bad. #circlesSpotted at the #WhiteHouse: @FATJEW, Bill Murray, @Bourdain I'm obsessed even with the Obama dogs. #whitehouse Carol Brady. You raised a lot of us crazy kids in some weird way.
@karaswisher oh for fucks sake.Thank you @goldbely for our #milkbar pumpkin pie cake shipped to us is DC! Cc @davidchang #happythanksgiving happening here. is he in for a surprise that it's not a 10-3PM job 4 days a week. #evenonthanksgiving up Britain. Fs off.
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Just saw @brooke poking her finger at a print magazine to make it get larger #toomuchinternets
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @karaswisher I'm so confused. @JamieStelter @lea will live broadcast our journey. :) @lea @JamieStelter I concur. @JamieStelter @lea how's my trek to DC looking. Leaving around 9AM. With Potato. It will take me a lifetime I think.
@ashleymayer @stewart totally saved it. @ashleymayer I'm freaking out about whether I can sub Italian sausage with pork sausage for my stuffing. Legit mean this. Does that count? @katierosman breaks my heart.We have Billy Beane to blame. #moneyball
@lexjuneja YES!!!!Does this need congressional approval to cover all costs for all residences? Like how is state expected to pay b/c wife & son stay behind?Protecting Donald Trump costs New York City more than $1 million a day
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingBizarre Ad for Netflix Vista Brilliantly Imagines Re-Do Binge Watching With a ‘Black Mirror’ Grain Implant…
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingSo my Black Mirror binge will explain why I think possible for Trump to use some contraption to brainwash all his media meetings today. 🙃 @PSBSpeakers that one KILLED me. I would so sign up not gonna lie.While I'm pretty sure watching the entire 3rd season of #BlackMirror didn't help w/my sadness/fear it WAS amaze. @michaeljkellyjr SO good!I just ordered a pumpkin pie cake from #MIlkBar on @goldbely to be delivered to DC in time for THANKSGIVING. Meaning I will be VERY popular.Such a good read. Also for the record @amazon, I would MUCH prefer my #Alexa actually have Sam L Jackson's voice. L… envious of those up and em this morning in NY to get their Spectacles. Damn it they are marketing geniuses.
Radiohead's Full Catalog Is Now on Spotify
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Nebraska_Dave you haven't the foggiest idea about me. Stop being so critical. The irony was meant in initial tweet. Stay cool! @stewart @jack @anthonynoto if you say so. I want to believe u I do I do. Breathtaking though this can exist. @stewart @jack @anthonynoto it gives her some sense of authority in the eyes of her "fans". I dunno. It just seems so horrifying all of itSeriously @jack @anthonynoto you really need to at the very least unverify that crazy Tila Tequila woman. Spreading hate and racism. Please.Not a fake story. Should be. But it isn't. BEG YOU to try to act like a President. Begging now....
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Nebraska_Dave one third of their parliament are women. Before you criticize people go and see the world. It is a glorious place. @mps1968 considering you put golf in the top three things you do in life then I assure you, you won't be missed! #ciao
Driving by Trump Tower w/ my Algerian cab driver who said its better in Algeria. I said take me with you. I think I'm engaged! #mazeltome"And as a 'gesture of goodwill' I gave him some #Hamilton tickets..."
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @chrissyfarr @realDonaldTrump but like is that really a brag humble or otherwise? Such a fiasco.