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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more: http://t.co/n3Sn7vx4w0

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07


This is terrifying. https://t.co/xeSzJm8FSd @noonanjo To each her own. @sriramk @JasonHirschhorn Once on jury duty in NY a fellow juror told us his role as Jury foreman on SVU was airing… https://t.co/5gFoPb2uZZ @JasonHirschhorn Everybody in LA has been on Law & Order.This tweet sums everything up for 2017 thus far. #cinnabon https://t.co/SDfhKyJFfY @ReformedBroker Loved it. Michael Keaton is just remarkable.
4/29
2017
So @fyrefestival has kept their Instagram but reportedly been deleting all negative comments. If only they put that much work into event!"To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and f***ing like porn stars.” - Ja Rule. WOW. #fyrefest https://t.co/VWElBTGFhNEveryone burying the lede. They were promoting the best part being the island used to be owned by Pablo Escobar? https://t.co/iWzJY4SMKA @gaberivera @alexia I like naps.A special shout-out to everyone who paid to advertise Techmeme on Facebook this week! We've never paid for Facebook… https://t.co/RQcteWVWx8
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @selenalarson @TaylorLorenz I can't say this enough. It. Is. Everything. @selenalarson @TaylorLorenz Founder of it. 🙈👀 @Gmvolpi Hi! Brooke@brewpr.com is best!.@mags gets a standing ovation from #TED2017 audience for saying, would a male athlete have been asked same questions as @serenawilliams
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @davidcarde Clearly aligned himself with a bad partner.Gross. Soooooooo gross. https://t.co/urkgeMCQQh @hstecker There are a lot of pieces to this. So I totally am with you. It's everything. @mekosoff I am legit obsessed with this entire thing.Also this is a "tech company". #karma #fyrefestivalA. @VanityFair didn't get the memo. B. This entire story is literally EVERYTHING. #fyrefestival https://t.co/jpWK255876 @film_girl Everything.What an epic fail. The organizers should step away from ever doing an event ever again. Wowzers. #fyrefestival https://t.co/2c4Vxpn5RM @KellyGroehler I disagree. If just the concerts perhaps. But asking people to lie, then asking for debate about tha… https://t.co/5MPfFCdjez
4/28
2017
My friend Sofia Ek wrote a book her first. A memoir. About her time in Libya. And it's awesome and OMG a BEST SELLE… https://t.co/mJECU7widuThis concert thing on Facebook. Why are we meant to care which concert you're lying about seeing? This all confuses me a great deal.Hotel recommendations in Portland, Oregon?Hey hey #Chicago! https://t.co/VGeQR1zz25I already think she's incredible, but now you, too, can meet the amazing @emilysteel https://t.co/2onMlRmMIV
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI think #ted has potential of turning me into an angry conservative. Some of the behavior they forgive in the name of liberalism...well no.Not a political statement. An efficiency one. #Vancouver. Cold. Rainy. Cabs aren't plentiful. No Lyft or Uber makes it tough to navigate.
4/27
2017
Pope Francis delivered a TED talk and admonished the rich and powerful https://t.co/fF61mouAdi https://t.co/4q23J8gZfG
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingActually quite smart. @kano hires Google Girl to be product tester. https://t.co/UzyWk7aRtOGuys. Can we discuss when @GayleKing got a full tribal sleeve tattoo? Because this consumed my brain today. https://t.co/xEwgluQsav
4/26
2017
@ashleymayer Well this is ONE strategy I guess. I feel funny. Funny weird not funny haha.Awesome. We love @splice. https://t.co/8yMQD0UuDV
4/25
2017
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha #babykale 🙈https://t.co/yS7c56Y8dI
4/24
2017
@katierosman That's because we never had to make it a big production. Daytime drinking slides easily into nighttime drinking.
4/23
2017
@FoursquareGuide @caro @Foursquare I haven't checked in anywhere yet people say they find me at places on foursquare which I find odd. @caro @Foursquare I don't think so though all very weird. @caro @Foursquare And just got this. https://t.co/ou6Chr34Ni @caro @Foursquare I haven't used since long before then BUT people have found me recently they say Via Foursquare a… https://t.co/KMpI7LXNKzDISTURBING. People say they see me checked in places on @foursquare. Just got a note saying I'm a super user. Haven't used it IN YEARS.Read this article on my amazing friend @Chrysi who inspires many of us all day every day. Cc @RED https://t.co/Mv3RfrrNJQ @felixsalmon Felix. @m_millsey You know me better than most so really mya you ask?This guy just asked me to DM him. What do you think! Like a solid maybe? https://t.co/aTj468Iofj
4/21
2017
Feb 2015: Bill O'Reilly tells @emilysteel "I'm coming after you with everything I have." April 2017: O'Reilly fired after Emily's reporting
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4/19
2017
I want this man as my new best friend. https://t.co/G2ze2CnEi4 @TheCapeHotel cigar smoking in pool, cheesy music all day long (Kokomo??), not a flower to be seen...next time Auberge or Palmilla. Sorry.
4/17
2017
Birthday goals. https://t.co/mBtsMgMhZB Cc @rmastrosimone @bmorgansaks
4/16
2017
Burn. https://t.co/JWd9IbAvhJ
4/15
2017
That was a boring trailer. YAWNSVILLE. #sorrynotsorry #StarWarsVacation brain starts now. ✌🏼🍍🌴☀️🌮🥑
4/14
2017
Noooooooooooo. Charlie Murphy!!?? Nooooooooo. #darkness cc @CoryTVTillerson and Putin behind closed doors be like.... https://t.co/T1bXAcoBd4Legit Spicer just said "my bad".Not sure why @seanspicer continues to apologize for "offending some people" vs saying what he said was grossly and unequivocally wrong.
4/12
2017
@em_rochefort I hope you are ok and are happy you're not the Spicey! 🙈❤️ @Jason @karaswisher @nitashatiku @rabois I agree with Jason which is also really weird for me to say and I will for… https://t.co/mHI1wf25TJ.@PressSec continues to be unable to pronounce Assad's name so Wolf kindly helps him out https://t.co/iQNFxCDsFn
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @cdawg2610 YesssssssssssssAs bad as my day has been and it has been bad like really really really bad, I can honestly find solace in the fact I'm not Sean Spicer.I may offer a PR course, which is just one hour of students repeating over and over: "We will not mention Hitler. We will not..."
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingPepsi thank United. United thank Spicer.So can we be done with Spicer NOW? I mean really.This amuses me. Greatly. https://t.co/cf4fAsRYTH @Kliavkoff Hahahaha. Happy bday!Why did @brianstelter initially choose print journalism over broadcast? "I didn’t have enough hair.” https://t.co/3efL3uvlLW
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4/11
2017
Thank you to all who contributed thus far. Incredible to have met AND surpassed the goal. Just all sorts of feels.… https://t.co/0qVhzyZ2ri @trader2025 @America_1st_ @CNN The bimbo being you as 1. LED not lead and 2. Wrong Brooke. But stay classy!#awkward https://t.co/UgpQGiT0UV @satishd @united Should be but will they be? After legging gate they should have been. Now this!Never seen anything like the madness thats happening at @united. I am meant to fly them next week and am anxiously looking for alternative.Mad skills. https://t.co/1WqrkaWv49Between #WellsFargo and #United, not exactly a shining moment for corporate behavior https://t.co/hZTrIFMHRv https://t.co/HJxEoHN5al
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingGreat profile on the fascinating (and brilliant & kind) Josh Kushner. By one of the best writers, @StevenBertoni https://t.co/ryncNyNh4R
4/10
2017
@briankoppelman @Jason @Mariobatali @BabboRistorante I die again. @Jason @Mariobatali @BabboRistorante I die.
4/9
2017

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