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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more:

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

This is everything."Peter Thiel is a contrarian first and foremost. And contrarians are usually wrong," @JeffBezos #VFsummit #ilovehimFun fact. @JeffBezos grew up watching #DaysofourLives with his grandfather. #heslikeus #lovehim #amazon #VFsummitSitting in the audience of #VFsummit which is filled with tanned LA men who feel talking to one another whilst others speak on stage is ok.The @realDonaldTrump doesn't scare me. It's the people who support him up and down the spectrum of crazy who scare me. #debate
#nastywoman coming soon @HillaryClinton #imwithher
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling.@VanJones68 citing @llcoolj : "He lied about the lies that he lied about"
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThe Nasty Woman: shot of white rum, pineapple juice, blood orange juice, splash of Sriracha, twist of lime, slice of cucumber, soda water.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMeg Whitman. FTW #debate"What a nasty woman." Unreal.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingDid he just actually say that??????? #debateNo one can tell me @HillaryClinton isn't a brave bad ass. She's wearing WHITE w/ no care in the world. I would have so much anxiety I'd dieClinton to Trump: "You're the most dangerous person running for president in the modern history of America.” When you're worse than Jackson.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThe real winner tonight? Alec freaking Baldwin. #debateThis is all that needs to be said. No context needed.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWell well well Times 3! LB #debate
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWait real question but are the #debates eligible for an #Emmy? Because.....*That* was the lowest moment in American politics ever: Trump will not stand by the choice of the people. #debatenight
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingOh I thought he meant Randy Soros. My bad. #debate#nobody #areyouserious @realDonaldTrump??? #debateI find it incredible how @HillaryClinton has the restraint to not leap over and wring his fat neck. I would not have such restraint.No debate: B. I. G. L. Y.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI remember this conversation. It was in 1983 and as a 9 year old I thought we would all die in thermal nuclear war. 1983. 1983. #debate#puppet #debate @mary_liz he said BIGLY. Twice.#BadHombres and #Bigly in one night! #Debate
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @tristanwalker twice#BIGLY I can't handle this. #debate#verymuchbetter #debate #killmeWe have some bad hombres??? Did he just fucking say that?? Holy shit #debate#automatically #thatsnothowitworks #jackass #roevwade #debate @sophchang wowowowowow!! And I ❤️@sophchang!How to solve for the lack of women in technology via @RecodeCheckout @WSJ Media Mix podcast to learn how @Refinery29 does TV, @Snapchat & the election: @perlberg @JackMarshall
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@ashleymayer @Uber @emilmichael well my driver didn't help with luggage and he texted while he drove which was awesome soooooo no tip.Hey @Uber is this true? Driver asking for tips. Cc @emilmichael is a death threat by Trump supporters against Politico reporter @Hadas_Gold. This is not trolling. This person…
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @jamyn a frenchie to be exact. At least that what I've seen him with. And it is perfect.This is an incredible story and worth the time to read it. Wowzers. headline so far: Bob Dylan hasn't bothered to return Nobel Prize committee phone calls. via @NYPost: #picks
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The fact that no one on @HillaryClinton knows how to use email is absurd. She should fire everyone.
Trump: "lies lies lies. They have no witnesses. It's a total set up!"
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingQuite literally moved me to tears. Actual tears. #enoughisenough
When I was about 13 my dad was a lawyer who worked w/ @realDonaldTrump on occasion & he told me over his dead body would he let him near me. @susanmcp1 @Upworthy I think the article is saying just closed that day. Like the mall is closed thanksgiving. Opens the next day. Or no?So many evangelicals in my Tweets defending @realDonaldTrump. Probably a good time for this quiz: "Trump or Jesus?"
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Balzaction love ❤️Speakable, a tech company w/ mission to connect people to the power of their civic voice, launched w/ @Action
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhy is no one else making a bigger deal of this? Lou Dobbs should be fired.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @bradsilverberg wha????My pilot just pronounced it New-FOUND-land when discussing flight route. I might get off the plane before we take off.Classic. Brands should have done their research on him maybe. Anyway shocker. He's a perv., fwiw, I doubt Don, Jr, has ever negotiated a billion-dollar deal in his life.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @katierosman madnessLawyer of the decade. @michaelgove @ThatTimWalker are you actually 12 year old boys? Men over a certain age should stay away from Twitter I think.
The easy way to make an impact on the world. #refinery29 #speakable cc @action stop. right now. #londonzoo sports media company to watch: OneUp Sports aims to establish a foothold in local digital sports via @WSJ
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingIt's believed the gorilla has been on the run for three hours #LondonZoo
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI am like 5 feet from the zoo. Frozen. and timely stunt @caro @brianstelter whatttttttttt @nikku @action @YahooFinance LOVE that!!!Keep your eyes on this star entrepreneur and her company #Speakable. Their first product is @action. proud of this one. A remarkable entrepreneur and her company unveils @action to the world."And, just for the record, Mr. Trump, I did not consent." - powerful piece by writer on @realDonaldTrump.
Many thanks to @Gartenberg for this piece on @iMore naming the Kano Kit the "Apple ][ for the 21st Century"…
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingQuint did not kill Jaws.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @fmanjoo green apple most especially imho @fmanjoo that's "journalist" to you. Heavy on the quotes. @m_millsey twinning.
@sacca the best!!HIGH-pocrisy. is an astonishing tweet storm. You must read it.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @jamiesk @deray indeed.Like literally what the fuck. #mentalhealthawareness of all where do they find these people? Second of all, it is becoming clear that mental HEALTH should be our…