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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more:

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How to Change Your Snapchat Filter to Red for World AIDS Day 2015 by @ChrisRiotta via @micnews@yoyoyavon mental health issues.When the woman in front of you in security at the airport takes her fake dog out of the dog carrier for X-ray. #whatgoesonDo millennials even know what the term "cyber" is? #datedMad respect for this woman. Mad respect. I will bid to bike ride with Bono. "Bono, Clooney, Kardashian Part of All-Star Campaign for AIDS"
A press conference closed to press. That's almost innovative.
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"The more money you have the more spiritual you can be..." - my Uber driver in LA. #deep thoughtsNo shame. Love this movie. I believe in the cheesy schmaltzy love stories and I always will.
Thanks @DenaCook @BradBlondheim @mootron for making me as LA as humanly possible. #Clippers #NBA sure I'm the only person that managed to shop all day for things not remotely on sale. #retailtherapy #noBlackFriday@ThePeterHa voice twins are cool.@mekosoff everything is looking up now. :)@blakeley if it got stuck on the gutter this would have absolutely happened.I accidentally dropped my new iPhone from this window. It slid, bounced then landed on brick drive. Not a scratch., #SF! Shop @Jawbone fitness bands IRL at our first-ever #BlackFriday pop-up store →
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@mat incredible.Forget Turducken. It’s Piecaken Time., via @nytimes
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@mattbuchanan @spotify Discover is my favorite thing ever. And no I do not do their PR.When you realize you have been using someone else's @Spotify account that was on your computer...Behold the greatest thing you will see today...maybe in a long time., the Coolest DIY Computer Kit, Now Lets You Build It a Screen via @WIREDAn astonishing figure. Less about Adele+more representative of the ever-increasing role of music in people's lives:
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingBasically I love @KingJames. "Do you his hear name in the wind?" #Trainwreck #latetotheparty@rje7 @TrainwreckMovie @JohnCena totally correct.I thought I would hate @TrainwreckMovie but I loved it. Also basically @JohnCena is fantastic. #artimitateslife #tuesday
Mr. Trump’s Applause Lies 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼@MikeIsaac @DelRey it all goes to those annoying exploding head tv commercials.I could nothing all day but read @neiltyson interviews. What he says about @SpaceX is fascinating. 1st is not best. will be what finally drives me out of NYC. #glitterbeards THANKS for that Kafka."You have to be odd to be number one" - Dr. Seuss
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@rsarver @elonmusk @JeffBezos billionaire boy fights are way more fun than millionaire boy fights.
If you use mashed potatoes to hold up my tacos on the plate you win in my book. Cc @MercadoResto@pkafka no...Def silly.I usually find Blazing Saddles to be the perfect medicine. #Monday wha??? That's a silly question. But happy to chat with you.Turn that frown upside down. The Goldendoodle who thinks he is Alf. ya'll. I would like to introduce you to @geteero #comingsoon #wifi via @Forbes @jheil @alexrkonrad @felixsalmon @fmanjoo @caseyjohnston @kevinroose THIS IS EVERYTHING. #SlopedPan@jheil @kevinroose @felixsalmon adding to the dilemma @DenaCook was just gifted THIS during this whole crisis. #pie @kevinroose @felixsalmon @fmanjoo @caseyjohnston Kevin just DonaldTrumped pies. SAD DAY.@kevinroose @jheil @felixsalmon @fmanjoo @caseyjohnston #piegate2015@kevinroose @fmanjoo @caseyjohnston I call bullshit.@jkrim @geoffreyfowler will be one for the ages!The disruptor disrupts. As he is apt to do. Cc @photomatt @wordpressdotcom #calypso is quite interesting. bought everything 4 Thanksgiving only to change my plans so I donated it all. Find your local food bank to donate have kids who want to learn to code and make video games? This is the gift for them. #kano #coding
@brianshall art is subjective. Understand the emotion. Don't think prison is the right answer. Fine him? But prison seems like a waste of $.Detroit you fucking blow. You would send an artist to prison? Talk about waste of precious $$$. #dotherightthing world seems like it has gone off the rails. Madness. And then we have Adele. To make us feel like it's all ok. Me to carry a special ID, Donald Trump. This is what I’d say.
@glunsford Hahahahahahaha geniusOr is it poncho? Either way I don't support it.I can't get behind the casual man pancho/cape thing.@mappingbabel it is an incredibly bad movie.On flight watching the news -it's so depressing I started watching #MagicMikeXXL. Do u know how bad this movie is? Still. Better than news.With nannies blamed for recent celebrity splits, Hollywood parents are hiring cautiously
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI cannot wait to see this movie. #Carol yeah cause in the west village we would really tattoo the kid.@karaswisher @NellieBowles ❤️Goodbye NYC! Until we meet again. Until then...🌴🌴🌴 #newhorizon cc @DenaCookWell this is the best tear jerker but in a happy warm loving way that I needed. #Adele
The enemy of my crap everyone blows. @jguynn yay!!!@tomchannick I'm pretty sure that was Kardashian money. #leasedIf Kylie and Tyga couldn't make it work then what chance do any of us have really? #myfirstkardashiantweeteverthis is how they wipe millennials from the earth
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingSnoop Dogg wants to be the Martha Stewart of weed. Smart. #6montholdmilk Pretty brutal @jackshafer NOTHING screams millennial more than - > #Corolla @jackshafer Also putting that point's the Corolla..maybe NOT blame Snapchat for lack of data..but accept it is a COROLLAWhen a dentist you saw for a root canal was a meth addict addicted to child porn, beastiality and is HIV+. #moving @AshleyLutz I will pay. Also please note I'm 29 and I have been 29 the last 12 years.@mekosoff @AshleyLutz can you please come and teach me.
Lost Cousins & Family Afar: @ElizaDushku & Her Brother Nate Talk Their Must-See Doc #DearAlbania via@FirstSliceMedia
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@fmanjoo THAT IS SO SAD. It is just rain that is so bizarre!The comparison to the anti-Jewish Nazi rhetoric is chilling. the town with new @TeamKano screens, computers, lightshows, and brains that anyone can make. (@brooke @cape)
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingHuge congrats to @DAQRI for winning the @LABJcommunity's Patrick Soon-Shiong Innovation Award! #smarthelmet #workinthefuture
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWill Home Services Finally Catapult the Smart Home Into the Mass Market? via @recode
I don't want to live in a world where this is real and this is ok. I won't pimp Potato!!! #lookatcomments might be award winning tweet.Sometimes I miss my Teddy Ruxpin. Then sometimes I'm like wow I actually had a Teddy Ruxpin. #complex@CaseyNewton @jguynn #dayoverThis whole gross. should read Erik Larson's "In the Garden of Beasts" An entire nation became anesthetized by hatred. YES
@ZachNelson @williebosshog oh dear lord.
@DylanByers #bakesaleIt all felt like my high school bake sale to raise funds for the football team. #DemocraticDebate'In our thoughts and prayers.' Tonight's Paris show, HBO broadcast and Twitter Q & A will not be taking place.
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Something naughty is about to happen me thinks. #menace #badpotato
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