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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more: http://t.co/n3Sn7vx4w0

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07


@lorakolodny @hstecker oh yes that's totally ok then to be assaulted for walking down the street. I should have just stood there $ taken it!Just got punched by a homeless person on the corner of Shipley & 5th in San Francisco protecting @hstecker from being hit. Great city.
12/7
2016
I have all of these books which is basically like I read them though I haven't and I probably won't anytime soon. https://t.co/0dRxncqd1F @JamesLiamCook @SCA2Dean #theworst
12/6
2016
Things are going so well. Can't wait to see what's next! https://t.co/E4lNzM0Ryy
12/3
2016
When movie studios were like hey let's combine those two apocalypse movies into one?! That's us now. World War 3 & 4 combo. #TrumpThere are an awful lot of stock photos for virtual reality that just consist of people wearing headphones incorrect… https://t.co/Nk9f1wKetl
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @businessrocksuk are you actually serious about justifying someone like that by saying he's rebellious? GOD bless. Cc @JamesLiamCook
12/2
2016
Today is #WorldAIDSDay. Join @RED’s fight for an aids free world & support the cause by shopping @ https://t.co/mZrvGuBMVF
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingToday is #WorldAIDSDay. Play #GamesForRED. 100% Fun. 100% goes to fight AIDS. @RED @AppStore https://t.co/dXsOBRzJyq ❣️
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling· Dec 1 is #WorldAIDSDay. Play #GamesForRED. 100% Fun. 100% goes to fight AIDS. @RED @AppStore https://t.co/j7BvyQdKTR
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWe can do better than this world. https://t.co/Q8aFkMvZcL
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhat a fiasco. Such a NY a story but legit how can this be possible? https://t.co/6KJoRhfrnr @dhellinger are you ok? 🤓
12/1
2016
@drafh I know I know. Ugh.Hey all tomorrow is #WorldAIDSDay and Apple and @RED teamed up to turn the App Store RED. #gamesforred GO CHECK IT! https://t.co/OuMriVLO8vJust saw @AppStore is running Games for @RED. Very cool promotion. Well executed. cc: @brooke https://t.co/tkwK4CSRmC
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingOh... My next newsletter will be called Pro Rata. You can sign up for it on our new website https://t.co/Cwh4eatWVp
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingJim VandeHei and Mike Allen reveal further details about their new startup, named Axios https://t.co/rCKI218rf6 https://t.co/taOxvOyF2n
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling"We think creative people work better with balance in their life" - @eldsjal speaking so eloquently about importance of work/life balance.Spotify founder @eldsjal says every great startup has a near death experience - his came adapting to mobile #slush16 https://t.co/25fmnijc8Q
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingEvery great company has at least three near death experiences. Spotify's Daniel Ek at #slush16
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingFYI @eldsjal's t-shirt says Suits Suck. #slush16 #spotify https://t.co/ryOghBEK1fReally blown away by @SlushHQ, the tech conference in Helsinki, Finland this week. What an amazing group of people and entrepreneurs.I made the Trump/Romney photo black and white, and it looks like a Twilight Zone episode where a guy just made a fo… https://t.co/53bJxPh8ie
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI'm up before the sunrise! Ok that's not saying much in Finland. But I made it to your breakfast @brooke https://t.co/wqQMkCXoEo
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI come to Finland and become a coat check girl. #newbeginnings #slush16 https://t.co/hOisYfUSW2 @karaswisher @louieswisher even with the red pepper flakes??!
11/30
2016
@Lin_Manuel can u change the narrative of #hamilton's mom? She was NOT a whore in our terminology. A strong single mom who owned small biz.Can we talk about this? I mean is there more to this whole story or am I a hardened cynic? https://t.co/FTnkBo4V9XNever thought I could stop eating bacon. PIGCASSO just changed that. I love PIGCASSO. https://t.co/Jk7mMIx30h @cindygallop @emirates emirates is too good to let you down.PSA: not a good day for international travel. Lufthansa strike means cancelled flights and BA has a computer system down so at standstill.Have your faith In humanity restored by reading some of the reviews on the Trump ornament. https://t.co/yi50XxXueS @caro @kmaverick @vive very cool. I've opted to pay more just for my person to make house calls. Who never is late and always great! @kmaverick noooo sorry for confusion. Just seems more and more people are having issues. I keep having people come 20 mins late. Bad trend.Hate to see companies like @GlamSquad fail due to the inability to scale but alas that seems to be the case. It ain't easy.
11/28
2016
Amaze. https://t.co/GV0yjDCnLK
11/27
2016
The Swisher boys mull dognapping Potato from @brooke https://t.co/UCYIN7qZmL
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingGod, fake news twitter is worse than Trump twitter. Which is bad. #circlesSpotted at the #WhiteHouse: @FATJEW, Bill Murray, @Bourdain https://t.co/ItLEen48hfLike I'm obsessed even with the Obama dogs. #whitehouse https://t.co/kvINHTJ9ImGoodbye Carol Brady. You raised a lot of us crazy kids in some weird way. https://t.co/ayZPr9gier
11/25
2016
@karaswisher oh for fucks sake.Thank you @goldbely for our #milkbar pumpkin pie cake shipped to us is DC! Cc @davidchang #happythanksgiving https://t.co/ufIhXqaeUINothing happening here. https://t.co/85sJqfDiM4Boy is he in for a surprise that it's not a 10-3PM job 4 days a week. #evenonthanksgiving https://t.co/AnXEILlrxAFs up Britain. Fs off. https://t.co/1CPJjokKSv
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11/24
2016
Just saw @brooke poking her finger at a print magazine to make it get larger #toomuchinternets
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @karaswisher I'm so confused. @JamieStelter @lea will live broadcast our journey. :) @lea @JamieStelter I concur. @JamieStelter @lea how's my trek to DC looking. Leaving around 9AM. With Potato. It will take me a lifetime I think.
11/23
2016
@ashleymayer @stewart totally saved it. @ashleymayer I'm freaking out about whether I can sub Italian sausage with pork sausage for my stuffing. Legit mean this. Does that count? @katierosman breaks my heart.We have Billy Beane to blame. #moneyball https://t.co/OdJHiXiVJU
11/22
2016
@lexjuneja YES!!!!Does this need congressional approval to cover all costs for all residences? Like how is state expected to pay b/c wife & son stay behind?Protecting Donald Trump costs New York City more than $1 million a day https://t.co/wUkRgeok2k
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingBizarre Ad for Netflix Vista Brilliantly Imagines Re-Do Binge Watching With a ‘Black Mirror’ Grain Implant… https://t.co/C4abNJxMCa
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingSo my Black Mirror binge will explain why I think possible for Trump to use some contraption to brainwash all his media meetings today. 🙃 @PSBSpeakers that one KILLED me. I would so sign up not gonna lie.While I'm pretty sure watching the entire 3rd season of #BlackMirror didn't help w/my sadness/fear it WAS amaze. @michaeljkellyjr SO good!I just ordered a pumpkin pie cake from #MIlkBar on @goldbely to be delivered to DC in time for THANKSGIVING. Meaning I will be VERY popular.Such a good read. Also for the record @amazon, I would MUCH prefer my #Alexa actually have Sam L Jackson's voice. L… https://t.co/dGwPFmfKOJWeirdly envious of those up and em this morning in NY to get their Spectacles. Damn it they are marketing geniuses.
11/21
2016
Radiohead's Full Catalog Is Now on Spotify https://t.co/qYuv8UlE95
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Nebraska_Dave you haven't the foggiest idea about me. Stop being so critical. The irony was meant in initial tweet. Stay cool! @stewart @jack @anthonynoto if you say so. I want to believe u I do I do. Breathtaking though this can exist. @stewart @jack @anthonynoto it gives her some sense of authority in the eyes of her "fans". I dunno. It just seems so horrifying all of itSeriously @jack @anthonynoto you really need to at the very least unverify that crazy Tila Tequila woman. Spreading hate and racism. Please.Not a fake story. Should be. But it isn't. https://t.co/B1mItvPebEWe BEG YOU to try to act like a President. Begging now.... https://t.co/9auo9EivkZ
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Nebraska_Dave one third of their parliament are women. Before you criticize people go and see the world. It is a glorious place. @mps1968 considering you put golf in the top three things you do in life then I assure you, you won't be missed! #ciao
11/20
2016
Driving by Trump Tower w/ my Algerian cab driver who said its better in Algeria. I said take me with you. I think I'm engaged! #mazeltome"And as a 'gesture of goodwill' I gave him some #Hamilton tickets..." https://t.co/3gxLc6AcuQ
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @chrissyfarr @realDonaldTrump but like is that really a brag humble or otherwise? Such a fiasco.
11/19
2016

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