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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more:

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

So maybe she shouldn't open and close the convention? Maybe she should just let it be? saw #weiner the movie and all I can say is it is breathtakingly tragic. So much more can be said but ultimately it is a tragedy.As far as car reviews go this IS pretty amazing. #vauxhall #bono #surfergirl
I quit. @fromedome getting ready to board and they said whoops we had wrong gate. Here's right gate. In different TERMINAL. For example. @fromedome nope.Never fly @_LaCompagnie ever.Everyone is a disappointment in this race.The Walking Dead trailer is basically a sneak peek into our future. @shervin @thekenyeung @valleyhack @MssrPotato like brothers really. @thekenyeung @shervin @valleyhack @MssrPotato he's got this. @shervin @valleyhack @MssrPotato potato definitely is against walls or fences of any kind. He loves all people as long as they feed him. @shervin @valleyhack @MssrPotato he's in the driver seat. He can do this. is this not happening??? He's ready to lead.
@fmanjoo hot pockets are delicious and nutritious. Maybe not nutritious but whatever.what is wrong with this man
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingAnd this is everything. As are you @avb. can you tell if your dog is "slow"? Asking for a friend..@brianstelter scoop: Even as he's been negotiating his exit, Roger Ailes has been counseling @realDonaldTrump.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @mistersterling @StefWilliams25 hi! @WhitneyM02 @doesntmattr @Scholastic nooooooooooo omg I want to be in that!!Check out these 6 gadgets to keep your home safe, including @smartthings: via @TIME by @jppullen #IoT #smarthome
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhat the fucking fuck!? "Fla. police shoot black man with his hands up as he tries to help autistic patient"
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Terrortola happened to me too last year. Rotated cuff tears. It sucks.Very cool. They make the absolute best jeans as far as I'm concerned. social soapbox: Democrats will embrace visual platforms at the 2016 Convention via @Recode
@JeremyClarkson but yet it didn't. It isn't a fucking Vauxhall. #jeep4life @brooke It explodes
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @dansjensen hahahahahahhaWhat happens if you park your car and leave it forgetting to turn the engine off for like maybe hours? Asking for a um friend.Obviously @geteero is the favorite. Because it is awesome. @qhardy or he licked it clean.I can't. attacks this guy did were for no reason other than to create controversy and ignite hate. Good riddance. @JeremyClarkson just a normal Wednesday.They are on fire! @Refinery29 Taps Amina Canter to Head Distribution via @varietyThird Eye Blind: A+Troll ❤️
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@KazdrivenMKTG I would pay so much money for this.Also Lucifer could refer to Ben Carson comments OR the Fox News stuff. You decide.I would like 1 slow news day. No Trump. No mass attacks. No Garry Marshall dying. No Pokemon. No Lucifer. No exits for a billion. Just slow.
If Freddie Mercury were alive he'd kill himself right now.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWoah. #RNCinCLE
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThis is the way the world ends. #RNCinCLE
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @BloodSpite it is what made me think of it. Of course he knows and his loved ones but many don't. Frighteningly I doubt trump could find.I would love to put a map up and ask @realDonaldTrump or anyone at the convention where Benghazi actually is.Pokemon. Trump. Kanye. Kim. Taylor. Bieber. I like actually give up on today. @Lock a great deal of irony in this.My day is done now. Thanks. Bye. deserves to have a monument made of him for this. Like his own mountain. Or tower. we can get Kim and Kanye on Trump take down now? KARDASHIAN'S SNAPCHAT RIGHT NOW IS MY GENERATION'S MOON LANDING
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @kerrymflynn and now back to Kim and Tay Tay @kerrymflynn yay that's awesome!!! Congrats!! @michaeljkellyjr @HouseofCards @netflix yessssssssssssssssss.And this is why I love living @standardEV. They are geniuses. Check in and check out when YOU want to. #thestandard think this counts as a win for Kim and Kanye. Game set match. @JeremyClarkson get that lion a glass of rosé IMMEDIATELY.
Wow, full-page Sunday @nytimes
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingIs Scott Baio a celebrity? Like Charles in Charge was ok and all but that was like 30 years ago. #RNCCelebs!Too damn hottttttttt in NYC. 🔥🔥🔥Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @JeremyClarkson will be amazing!
Genius. Yet deserved.
You best believe I just paid close to $20 for a ticket to Ghostbusters despite not having seen the dude version bc:
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingSky. Falling. @brooke Normally, here, the vegetarian option is "ham"
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @JeremyClarkson yeah onion rings are totally perfect for veg platter.“A little game I like to call … Just the Tip.”
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThere’s still time to nominate a female-founded company for the #LorealWID Next Generation Awards!
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Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @socarolinesays @DailyMail "after bumping into him at her son's cremation..." Is Pulitzer Prize winning. @mekosoff literally all it would take for me too.Alex Klein founded Kano, a DIY computer company that’s teaching the world to code. #15questions via @CNNMoney @waltmossberg @WSJ ok fine you win. @waltmossberg @WSJ but he never zip lined from one plane to another mid air. There is something to be said for that. @waltmossberg @WSJ this is a tough one Walt. A tough one. Remember when Harrison Ford saved his wife and daughter and democracy all at once?Love is bigger than anything in its way - Bono, Edge, Adam, Larry
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @deray done.
The fact my feed isn’t 100% about 60 people killed in Nice attack is the maybe worst evidence yet how normalized we are becoming to this.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMy heart breaks. #NiceThe fucking sky is literally falling. #France #Nice @JeremyClarkson @British_Airways @JeremyClarkson @British_Airways noooooooooooooooooo @fxshaw @pkafka happy birthday, verb! @traceylande I do like coffee. :) yes of course. Won't be til after summer though I'm afraid!!Leaving London for NYC but I would prefer to stay in London where it is much more exciting right now! Til next time...Nintendo is launching a mini version of its iconic NES console with 30 classic games by @jonrussell
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMarking my calendar -
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingUnity is by far one of the most interesting companies in the world right now. Go Riccitiello! can take my US citizenship. Anyone?? Anyone??? literally have become addicted to every single development in British politics. Every single one. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Yippee! We launched our app today! @darbysmart
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingOH in London: "I love watching the Labour Party self destruct. It actually makes me erect." The English really do have a way with words.Thank you Internet. And @eldsjal. #PokemonGO seems like it would be fun. really does transform email. Been using it for a while now. Everything I have said I wish my email has, it has! a consensus view. #thankspenny
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI want pie.