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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more: http://t.co/n3Sn7vx4w0

1,028 Following   32,537 Followers   23,791 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/6/07


I love my rose gold phone but obviously I want the @RED iPhone. Rose gold will be retired.
3/21
2017
Reading this article-> https://t.co/xskBOfVyIV and then this article-> https://t.co/7f7MAfFmPq is a mind trip #pershingsquare #longreads
3/20
2017
What happens when u wear a green tie on TV 😭 https://t.co/gAohulqeck
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingShep is not happy. Full stop. https://t.co/IfCLU0jDPy
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingYeah, sometimes you just feed hungry children without evidence because, you know, they're hungry children. https://t.co/dgsNai04Nn
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @cathicks @realdanlyons he has #cankles @Mariobatali hahahahaha a douche canoe. That's funny.i am slackjawed https://t.co/fUArCxoCaf
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3/17
2017
@jonherstein omg that's amazing. Let's go shopping?! :) I think I'm ok but thank I so so so so much!!Will be an interesting digital payments experiment as I am in London & my wallet & credit cards are on my kitchen counter. In NYC. 🤦🏼‍♀️🙈
3/16
2017
Slack is adding Square CFO Sarah Friar as its first independent board member https://t.co/qbBr89YQmi via @Recode @kierenmccarthy Not mad. Just disgusted you would write the way you do. Best of luck! @kierenmccarthy Oh i see...you don't understand sarcasm. And I had to read it twice to make sense of it since it was absurd in its approach.Well this is incredible. https://t.co/kuCfxz8i19 @kierenmccarthy babes I read the story...several times sadly...your use of hard on in the 2nd to last paragraph, Pulitzer worthy really. @kierenmccarthy You are proud of yourself for writing vulgar commentary with regards to a female CEO. Good for you kid! @kierenmccarthy wow welcome to the "I AM THE BIGGEST SEXIST WHO NEEDS A RACY HEADLINE TO GET CLICKS" club. A CLUB of one. Congrats! #CRAZYCelebrate what we have become, people https://t.co/1QmuBDk4q4
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingHey Hey London! We are hiring @BrewPR! And I'm there next week so send your resumes asap ->Jobs at brewpr dot com. #London #pr #tech
3/15
2017
@katierosman it's true. I'm wearing sweatpants and eating mac and cheese which is what I did at 16. @katierosman I remember that like It was yesterday and I think I was 6!Getting girls interested in coding should be as easy as #Pi. Thanks @Goldbely for kicking off #PiDay 3.14! https://t.co/JMPAXnVNxQ
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingTicketmaster is using its software — and your data — to take on ticket-buying bots https://t.co/PadtyXfk0k via @Recode @mekosoff address?2017 continues to disappoint. Stella is a bust. https://t.co/EPKDSuYQY8
3/14
2017
I watched human beings fight literally fight over arugula today. And verbally attack each other over the last roast chicken #prayforus #nyc @MicahSingleton https://t.co/ZUJiyQdS7BIt's warmer in Stockholm than it is in NY. I quit. @NathanCHubbard running killsI legit cannot even look at Paul Ryan without wanting to punch him in the face. He would cry. I don't even hit that… https://t.co/4o58xqSczR"Companies with women at the helm simply do better." —@sacca says frankly at #SXSW https://t.co/8jwlCVn8f8
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI literally will move to Missouri, buy a house and adopt these kids. We have to do something here...https://t.co/vcyRjHXNEt
3/13
2017
@reyland something corrupted my outlook app and then spread to all apps and killed contacts. @MicahSingleton Apple said they have seen this once before...ONCE! @CaseyNewton NOPE. Still unclear what did it but needless to say I got hosed.Heads up: if an app gets corrupted it can spread that through your entire iphone (contacts and all apps). In other news, I have no contacts!Anyone out there a bartender for hire to work a party in NYC this weekend?i am ordering everything. ☘️☘️☘️☘️ https://t.co/FFiRsRjZWdWhile I'm obsessed with Jimmy Buffet retirement home concept I don't make the age cut. Can someone make same concept but for 40+? Thanks.The most beautiful image on twitter today. This is the greatest cake ever. #momofuku #milkbar #goldbely https://t.co/F3gBNeCUkF
3/9
2017
@racheld @avb today after many repairs I came home to it having shut down and leaked all over new apartment. I hate them. @Liebherr @lea @Liebherr I blame Trump. @dannysullivan do not get a @Liebherr at all. I regret not getting a Samsung with my whole heart. I just needed a narrow fridge. @Liebherr @iFDESIGNAWARD design over function legit the worst product on the market. God speed. I want my MONEY back. And my German heritageJust an FYI for home renovators -do not at any cost buy an @Liebherr fridge. Literally DO NOT BUY it. Run away from them. Far away!YESSSSSSSSSSS. https://t.co/05AGsL9VXSTook a lunchtime stroll with @brooke, who put it perfectly: "What a gift to our city." #internationalwomensday https://t.co/FnjxfghhpE
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @HorseHour not me I'm afraid but cool thing!🤣 https://t.co/av0q3jM2HCHealthcare Bill. Meet Sideshow Bob. https://t.co/XiEca4nIMIOH: "all the companies preaching about #InternationalWomensDay? HOW ABOUT JUST HIRE MORE WOMEN AND PAY THEM AS MUCH AS THE GUYS?!?!"So confused. Are we supposed to shop? Not shop? Conflicting information and messaging! #InternationalWomensDayThis is one of the coolest things I have seen. #InternationalWomensDay https://t.co/efsqMO3ID9
3/8
2017
Say what you will but the most interesting & important person on reality television is @erikajayne. #rhobh #bravo #slay @polina_marinova I am really disturbed by the visual of saving a cow and letting live in a happy pasture to what I just read. 👀I thought this was going to be about saving a cow. It is not. https://t.co/9bJnFjUNuBLegit my exact thoughts. https://t.co/7x7RXSTJ8IFestival season 411: @Onenightapp & @Casper Hotel experience comes to Austin March 10 - 14. Prepare to book your sp… https://t.co/uBLCLkUPPU
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI dream of a day when Slack and email goes down at the same time for everyone for 3 hours which would be a vacation of a lifetime.I want to make a joke about how several venture capital firms are already partaking in "A Day Without a Woman" but it's just too real.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI agree with much of this article. The election hack conspiracy makes no sense. But the best part is… https://t.co/wuRYoZ2BAn
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingLiterally sign me up. I am ready for some cheeseburgers and shuffleboard. #paradise https://t.co/uVGrJcswNI
3/7
2017
@florentp a bit more but no. Not so much.Is saying I hated La La Land as bad as hating puppies? On par with disliking babies? Equal to thinking chocolate is not always awesome?I'm pretty sure it is more controversial than saying "I voted for trump" in NYC to say "I hated La La Land". But I did. Hate it that is.My cab driver listening to this call to prayer while he's driving me. It is so amazingly beautiful. https://t.co/yH3dq6mIfX #NYC #onelove
3/6
2017
Gross. Also where's the outrage. Also it also sucks. https://t.co/KptYrY4jbL
3/5
2017
savage https://t.co/5bc3yjdMwu
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingObama today... https://t.co/8ZCv8V9Iul @realDonaldTrump does anyone else think Donald took the wrong color pill this morning? https://t.co/OsOuQtOtMQ
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI have to see this. Wow. #Banksy #WALLEDOFFHOTEL https://t.co/TOgh96kW4L @editorialiste well that's something good to counter the bad. Yay! #eggslutJust wanted a calm drama free Saturday. But no. #trump #tapp
3/4
2017
@ginab and some Liz Phair.This was destined to work out well. #jetsmarter #jetdumber https://t.co/KShD6egTEo#hereby 👑😳Monday, I report to work at CNN as exec ed of CNNTech. Grateful for 4.5 yrs @ Bloomberg. Psyched to reunite w/old friends and make new ones.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @jeremymbarr oh well enjoy. And welcome to my childhood. Erasure ftw.A California high school made 1600x return on Snap investment in 4 years https://t.co/9g1t51Eta1
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3/3
2017

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