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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more:

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

Here's what @HillaryClinton wants millennial women to know via @FortuneMagazine @katierosman you know which airport has amazing wifi? Addis Ababa. In Ethiopia. @adamlashinsky yes how very "presidential" of him. Dear lord. @katierosman Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny.Thank you @TEDbooks. You GET me. #Hamilton @nickwingfield @daiwaka time to change that twitter bio! @monteiro @realDonaldTrump @JoeNBC @morningmika he is a 5 year old. Truly unreal.How I wish I could rewind to June in Stockholm for it was a magical few days. #emotionalarchitecture #brilliantminds is perfect out right now #NYC. Heatwave has passed.
@THErealDVORAK I said some. Not all! 🙋🏼Attention San Francisco. This is your newest resident @HaleyHammerling & today is her bday! Please celebrate her!! @THErealDVORAK you have some very disturbed and sad followers.
@m_millsey @JeffSchultzAJC your a news paper. 🙌🏻 @NatalBrz @CrosbyStHotel #soulsister!This is perfect. a truly heart stopping photo. This tells the story in such a tragic and breathtakingly painful way. @NYMag @intelligencer DARN! Lol
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I am starting to think @JasonHirschhorn did not like prior Viacom management. 🤔
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Penenberg @fmanjoo @nytimes um TMZ did with still photos and writes up of this tape prior to Gawker.STANDING IN UNION SQUARE RIGHT NOW.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerlinghe loved gawker and all of its inhabitants
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @anildash #manchild @owenthomas @accompany I'm so old.
@katierosman @PageSix so gross and weird and demented. @CaseyNewton "to sleep per chance to dream about your articles on my company..." @CaseyNewton I try to quote from a hamlet as often as possible."Far from coherent analysis of the threat of Islamic extremism & a plausible blueprint for action..." #foreignpolicy the way he answers: "Are you still engaging in the activities that got you in trouble?" is LITERALLY insane. power to the ultimate degree. Love this. #Olympics't stop thinking about this either.
Wow. Rudy needs some meds and a place where they administer said meds under doctors care 24/7. @joshelman I'm framing this.This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @briankoppelman Les Enfants Terribles was my fave also known as what my parents called me as a kid. #notproudwhat?
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingLiterally my mood at this very moment. @MikeIsaac @kareemy @instagram happened to me a few months ago. Was hacked. Got it back but was touch and go for while.Both amazing covers though the middle finger placement is exquisite.'s been a long week already and it's only Monday… Lord give me strength
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThe pricing is outrageous. deserves an Emmy. An Oscar. A BAFTA. Every award you can think of. THIS is everything. #winteristrumping @adamlashinsky @FortuneMagazine seriously Lashinsky? Seriously?
@sophchang @Postmates and they don't deliver it after all that! FUN! @tracicoulter @Postmates done.It's gotten worse and worse. They don't even respond for three days. I'm done with them.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingNote: if you're using @Postmates in LA? Don't. @Postmates your customer support is pathetic. Seriously. The worst.Eero is amazing. Put a system in my house recently and it's fantastic.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @karaswisher @nytimes no chance. @AllisonPrang yessssssssss. I can't wait.
🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪 so I'm out. #flyingcockroaches #nowhentofoldem #NYC @AnnaHolmes omg I said the same thing last night!! Cc @bmorgansaks @anildash @narendra #SoulCycleLAX @anildash yeah this dude did not look like you.Just saw an actual jogger at LAX. Just like actually going for a run alongside the terminals. Seems odd.Omg you guys, he was just trying to catch a predator obviously. He's like a super hero! #Weiner #puhlease #sad #StrangerThings #spoilers Snow is selling @InfinitiUSA cars. It is strange. will be the 1st American airline to fly commercially from the US to Cuba in 50 years
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI got these @Parrot wireless headphones and they are bananas amazing. @CCdip @dj @eviltomthai @aprilolanoff @Olympics wowzers!!!Brian Stelter Calls on Journalists to ‘Challenge’ Trump’s Claims About PA Cheating
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @PeterHimler @TripAdvisor don't forget to absentee ballot to vote!!You guys. This is fucking MENTAL. mean it is totally divorce-worthy. time around but this time will listen to the soundtrack whilst reading it. #Hamilton
@creightonbildst @sacca ordering from Mini Bar and Postmates and eating cheese was an Olympic sport, today I would win the gold. @TheDrum is it difficult to read a press release? @TheDrum are you guys serious????? @Refinery29 RAISED $45 MILLION and Turner was an INVESTOR. Not sure how you messed that one up. @ron_miller don't forget to vote absentee ballot then! @michaeljkellyjr @GavinNewsom @AndreBauerSC makes my blood boil.Hey @realDonaldTrump! #sarcasm
Splice: The New Music Tool Used By Deadmau5 & Tiesto | Disruption's a great playlist. @POTUS drops his summer playlist #spotify @JeremyClarkson bummer!Turner will bring Refinery29 to television via @WSJ
@m_millsey @MoreOfUs2012 that's cool I used to think it was "come to Jamaica mon" not "don't even try to wake her up" when I was young-er.I knew balloon boy. Balloon boy was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no ballon boy.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @TaylorLorenz remember Steve? @chrismichel @gerryvanderwalt @gettleman this is an unexpected tale! Did Gerry photograph it!? 😶 @fmanjoo @MikeIsaac I mean that's actually very funny.welp, back to my life of endless ennui
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingOk resume your normal activities. They got him. #trumptowerdudeUS: Stuck watching suction cup dude because it's actually better than NBC's coverage of the Olympics.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingStop everything and watch trump tower walker dude because what else do we have? @KesslerSPGlobal @ampressman @ritholtz @adamlashinsky not 30.Dreamt that @realDonaldTrump was giving a speech & Feds showed up and handcuffed him and perp walked him off stage left. #agirlcandream @socarolinesays @ajs sooooooooooooooo lame. @ajs is it though?
@digitalshields ditto.That @MichaelPhelps is so humble. #fingerwagUmmmmmmm. So wait. What??? guess I was too busy ogling the male divers last night to have noticed the placement of the onscreen graphics.
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So glad not to be traveling today! #delta
@realDonaldTrump it's almost like the media makes you lie, bully, be disgusting, speak like an uneducated buffoon, lie some more...oh wait.. @briankoppelman I would have literally taken her phone and thrown it. @sacca @ThingsWork literally need to question everything in my life now.Everything you need to know is in this....