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Brooke Hammerling @brooke รœT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I founded @BrewPR, a proud member of @insidefreuds family. I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater.

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

These deals don't matter. I'm convinced. The consumer ultimately doesn't care. Yet these companies keep making thesโ€ฆ
@felixsalmon @shaneferro #nocomment ๐Ÿ‘ถNBA was only major sports league to sponsor #Pride2017 float & commissioner Adam Silver attended in support ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ€ โ€ƒ
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @pkafka Will cancel drinks then.This is singlehandedly the most batshit yet brilliant & refreshing interview ever. #Erlich #siliconvalley deal ๐Ÿšจ #oracle #cloud #erp
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@lizzieohreally Time to buy a California King. @lizzieohreally Legit this is your future very very soon. @lizzieohreally why does this guy seemingly get a free pass with everyone? Hollywood? Fans? I loved him too but not anymore nope to see @realDonaldTrump getting into the ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ spirit. Oh wait....Bringing the rainbow to Bermuda. Happy Pride!! #OracleTeamUSA #oracle #Bermuda cc @dhellinger ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ @BPLewis Everything.
@NathanCHubbard @OracleTeamUSA I hear your judgement and I categorically deny your judgement. It's a 100 percent huโ€ฆ I'm trying to catch up. Did a male Silicon Valley VC apologize for being a sexist schmo by blaming the VC industry as a whole? Srsly?Let's go @OracleTeamUSA. We can do this! #Bermuda #AmericasCup2017
Scratch the Mickey Rourke bit. This girl is everything. @ajs @kerrymflynn @shervin @ajs @kerrymflynn @shervin Old news!!!! But the best news. The best gift. Literally never loved anyone more than I love Potato.I'm so proud and impressed with my friend Brandee. So many people talk the talk. She actually walked the walk and iโ€ฆ @kerrymflynn @shervin Never stop. @kerrymflynn @shervin Potato Pishevar Hammerling โค๏ธ @kerrymflynn @shervin for my 40th because I was asking everyone to please get me a frenchie named potato and he DID!! @kerrymflynn Keep asking because this is legit how I got potato. No joke. I said it enough I finally was given him.Today's Mickey Rourke is my spirit animal. we please discuss how fucking amazing it is Potato got @darth'd?
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI would like to nominate @DenaCook for next year's list! #brewcrew @RachaelRad I mean that's what the "boys" say. ๐Ÿ™ˆ @RachaelRad Because we talk more? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‘ @dhellinger Yeah that Seth Ravin and @riministreet seem like a bunch of criminals. It won't end well.This is terrifying. Fascinating too. But terrifying. @ReformedBroker Over.Day's over.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @felixsalmon And he will be launching a vodka line soon (potato) and it will be delicious. @felixsalmon There are plenty of celebrity backed/founded brands that have not been super successful. The brand wasโ€ฆ sure that's fair. It is actually excellent tequila. "the money saved during the 1 year hiatus toward the development of an internal, AI-powered pro assistant progrโ€ฆ
This whole cyber security thing is pretty scary. Scary shit. Some bad corrupt peeps out there. away women's rights. Cause world war 3. Take away peoples civil liberties. FINE. But drive on the GREEN? @elonmusk has a @chaossocialclub case and chain. All the cool kids do. I love mine. Mega. brutal restaurant review. Saves me the trouble of checking it though! #fatbird #eater
@jason_pontin @realdanlyons Understood. But as someone who lost parents tragically it's not right. You need to giveโ€ฆ @jason_pontin @realdanlyons All the other shit aside, doing that to someone who's mom was just killed and dad injurโ€ฆ @ahawkinson Dead serious.Note to self. Next time start tequila company. Rosรฉ tequila maybe.๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ #oracle #cloud @katierosman RIP MY STOCKING!
Important things happening in the world but this poor guy can't deal with his uncomfortable sofa. I mean. picnic to end all picnics #86AIDS @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMy friend @KaitMcCready started following my dog on Insta & these were the suggeatwd peeps who were like Potato. Ccโ€ฆ
Mark and Kara. FUN! Oracle co-CEO Mark Hurd says you need these three things to transition to the cloud via @Recode
@m_millsey HeheheIf ever there was a sign to leave NYC. #snakeontheloose @CaseyNewton @fmanjoo Totally agree. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸปโœŒ๐ŸผIt's official. The world is a mess."Changed the game again. Not only are the new eeros faster, Theyโ€™re frigginโ€™ tiny!" @geteero
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingShades of heckava job Brownie: "Trump picks his son's wedding planner to run a federal housing programme"
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWell it doesn't get cuter than this @JamieStelter @brianstelter @stelterbaby! #refinery29 #fathersday
While it terrifies me and I sob for at least half of it, I believe @HandmaidsOnHulu is one of the best shows I have ever seen.
@JeffBezos That would be "hear" and "there". I blame jet lag. ๐Ÿ™ˆโœŒ๐Ÿผ @JeffBezos Still here from people who lived their in the 80s about what my mom and team did for them. Should have them all over. @JeffBezos Their kids. They provided training and tutoring and childcare and community and I spent my childhood theโ€ฆ @JeffBezos My mom ran a long term homeless shelter where it wasn't overnight but an actual place they could live. Mโ€ฆ love this woman. @lilyallen keep doing what you do. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป @claireatki Amaze. So jealous. @tolokno is perfection.ALERT!! Need a Dirt Cheap But Exquisitely Appointed Hotel Room in the Hamps? via @insidehook #onenight #hamptons๐Ÿ’” reveal Spotify's revenue grew more than 50% YoY to $3.3B last year (@pkafka)
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingContinuing to insult and piss of the intelligence community seems like a super smart idea. Keep doing it!Basically the best story ever. Girl is a hero. And the writing is perfect. disagree with this statement. Also tequila is better than that stupid beer. lord I love McEnroe. #margaretcourt
@davidu @united Legit bananas. I would rather take 24 hours of connecting flights than ever fly them again.Well video doesn't lie. Avoid @united at all costs. layoffs at Time Inc (including me). Vocativ entire editorial staff gone. Almost 40 at HuffPo. That's just yesteโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhen the kid clearly has never read Shakespeare and therefore is clueless. ๐Ÿ™ˆ Bonderman resigns from Uber board after sexist remark -- @MikeIsaac with the news
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