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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more: http://t.co/n3Sn7vx4w0

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07


So maybe she shouldn't open and close the convention? Maybe she should just let it be? https://t.co/vpwWmEtROgFinally saw #weiner the movie and all I can say is it is breathtakingly tragic. So much more can be said but ultimately it is a tragedy.As far as car reviews go this IS pretty amazing. #vauxhall #bono #surfergirl https://t.co/kbqSHMeqzT
7/24
2016
I quit. https://t.co/vOjM5If7MI @fromedome getting ready to board and they said whoops we had wrong gate. Here's right gate. In different TERMINAL. For example. @fromedome nope.Never fly @_LaCompagnie ever.Everyone is a disappointment in this race.The Walking Dead trailer is basically a sneak peek into our future. @shervin @thekenyeung @valleyhack @MssrPotato like brothers really. @thekenyeung @shervin @valleyhack @MssrPotato he's got this. https://t.co/rruTnOxUbK @shervin @valleyhack @MssrPotato potato definitely is against walls or fences of any kind. He loves all people as long as they feed him. @shervin @valleyhack @MssrPotato he's in the driver seat. He can do this. https://t.co/e1YtSE1zaPHow is this not happening??? He's ready to lead. https://t.co/p7obo788Ov
7/22
2016
@fmanjoo hot pockets are delicious and nutritious. Maybe not nutritious but whatever.what is wrong with this man https://t.co/svd4zLpunk
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingAnd this is everything. As are you @avb. https://t.co/8zGUhsZHGtHow can you tell if your dog is "slow"? Asking for a friend..@brianstelter scoop: Even as he's been negotiating his exit, Roger Ailes has been counseling @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/JM8q2ndQCV
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @mistersterling @StefWilliams25 hi! @WhitneyM02 @doesntmattr @Scholastic nooooooooooo omg I want to be in that!!Check out these 6 gadgets to keep your home safe, including @smartthings: https://t.co/EVUWHGRdI2 via @TIME by @jppullen #IoT #smarthome
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhat the fucking fuck!? "Fla. police shoot black man with his hands up as he tries to help autistic patient" https://t.co/GIwR6mVpei
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @Terrortola happened to me too last year. Rotated cuff tears. It sucks.Very cool. They make the absolute best jeans as far as I'm concerned. https://t.co/AUpWBWIb2wThe social soapbox: Democrats will embrace visual platforms at the 2016 Convention https://t.co/w28Bht3kqX via @Recode
7/21
2016
@JeremyClarkson but yet it didn't. It isn't a fucking Vauxhall. #jeep4life @brooke It explodes
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @dansjensen hahahahahahhaWhat happens if you park your car and leave it forgetting to turn the engine off for like maybe hours? Asking for a um friend.Obviously @geteero is the favorite. Because it is awesome. https://t.co/c2cOwQFz4N @qhardy or he licked it clean.I can't. https://t.co/jM3stqCAxuThe attacks this guy did were for no reason other than to create controversy and ignite hate. Good riddance. https://t.co/4A8r3vgOIe @JeremyClarkson just a normal Wednesday.They are on fire! @Refinery29 Taps Amina Canter to Head Distribution https://t.co/iZUUybeS9m via @varietyThird Eye Blind: A+Troll ❤️https://t.co/NBloEbhYo0
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7/20
2016
@KazdrivenMKTG I would pay so much money for this.Also Lucifer could refer to Ben Carson comments OR the Fox News stuff. You decide.I would like 1 slow news day. No Trump. No mass attacks. No Garry Marshall dying. No Pokemon. No Lucifer. No exits for a billion. Just slow.
7/19
2016
If Freddie Mercury were alive he'd kill himself right now.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWoah. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/JMWyIX4s2s
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThis is the way the world ends. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/gmq8dBqW3o
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @BloodSpite it is what made me think of it. Of course he knows and his loved ones but many don't. Frighteningly I doubt trump could find.I would love to put a map up and ask @realDonaldTrump or anyone at the convention where Benghazi actually is.Pokemon. Trump. Kanye. Kim. Taylor. Bieber. I like actually give up on today. @Lock a great deal of irony in this.My day is done now. Thanks. Bye. https://t.co/VXtnBEXmKlColbert deserves to have a monument made of him for this. Like his own mountain. Or tower. https://t.co/o2oGelGvY7Maybe we can get Kim and Kanye on Trump take down now? https://t.co/p6x5cZE7VoKIM KARDASHIAN'S SNAPCHAT RIGHT NOW IS MY GENERATION'S MOON LANDING
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @kerrymflynn and now back to Kim and Tay Tay @kerrymflynn yay that's awesome!!! Congrats!! @michaeljkellyjr @HouseofCards @netflix yessssssssssssssssss.And this is why I love living @standardEV. They are geniuses. Check in and check out when YOU want to. #thestandard https://t.co/a7JRS8zlvrI think this counts as a win for Kim and Kanye. Game set match. @JeremyClarkson get that lion a glass of rosé IMMEDIATELY.
7/18
2016
Wow, full-page Sunday @nytimes https://t.co/0OrpnaS10T
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingIs Scott Baio a celebrity? Like Charles in Charge was ok and all but that was like 30 years ago. #RNCCelebs!Too damn hottttttttt in NYC. 🔥🔥🔥Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @JeremyClarkson will be amazing!
7/17
2016
Genius. https://t.co/McCx1tYX0OPainful. Yet deserved. https://t.co/FmEF4gSvBN
7/16
2016
You best believe I just paid close to $20 for a ticket to Ghostbusters despite not having seen the dude version bc: https://t.co/oWAqT1bdiH
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingSky. Falling. @brooke Normally, here, the vegetarian option is "ham"
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @JeremyClarkson yeah onion rings are totally perfect for veg platter.“A little game I like to call … Just the Tip.” https://t.co/Py9zgGMCmQ
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThere’s still time to nominate a female-founded company for the #LorealWID Next Generation Awards! https://t.co/jI7PtPABbw
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerlingonly news I care about today https://t.co/RqLYxg3cZh
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @socarolinesays @DailyMail "after bumping into him at her son's cremation..." Is Pulitzer Prize winning. @mekosoff literally all it would take for me too.Alex Klein founded Kano, a DIY computer company that’s teaching the world to code. #15questions https://t.co/JxV1cdC6GT via @CNNMoney @waltmossberg @WSJ ok fine you win. @waltmossberg @WSJ but he never zip lined from one plane to another mid air. There is something to be said for that. @waltmossberg @WSJ this is a tough one Walt. A tough one. Remember when Harrison Ford saved his wife and daughter and democracy all at once?Love is bigger than anything in its way - Bono, Edge, Adam, Larry https://t.co/1w31gcXIQR
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @deray done.
7/15
2016
The fact my feed isn’t 100% about 60 people killed in Nice attack is the maybe worst evidence yet how normalized we are becoming to this.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMy heart breaks. #NiceThe fucking sky is literally falling. #France #Nice https://t.co/SuC5IFvxTW @JeremyClarkson @British_Airways https://t.co/npZ6STYYeo @JeremyClarkson @British_Airways noooooooooooooooooo @fxshaw @pkafka happy birthday, verb! @traceylande I do like coffee. :) yes of course. Won't be til after summer though I'm afraid!!Leaving London for NYC but I would prefer to stay in London where it is much more exciting right now! Til next time...Nintendo is launching a mini version of its iconic NES console with 30 classic games https://t.co/O0JBEMsRrM by @jonrussell
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMarking my calendar - https://t.co/oKXSs9bjoB
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingUnity is by far one of the most interesting companies in the world right now. Go Riccitiello! https://t.co/kmgU6FJLacSomeone can take my US citizenship. Anyone?? Anyone??? https://t.co/u0VBEBBL6ZI literally have become addicted to every single development in British politics. Every single one. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 https://t.co/zoBz6pVHO9
7/14
2016
Presented with no comment. https://t.co/fXEzs0ttoW
7/13
2016
Yippee! We launched our app today! @darbysmart https://t.co/81wxzymUIJ
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingOH in London: "I love watching the Labour Party self destruct. It actually makes me erect." The English really do have a way with words.Thank you Internet. And @eldsjal. #PokemonGO https://t.co/QEs1S9lowYThis seems like it would be fun. https://t.co/JbEq8dxbl3It really does transform email. Been using it for a while now. Everything I have said I wish my email has, it has! https://t.co/qXOVac1TOpHardly a consensus view. #thankspenny https://t.co/AWeaQuvBQm
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI want pie.
7/12
2016

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