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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more:

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

This looks amaze. "drain the swamp" really means "we just brought in bigger alligators."
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingKiller team:Sofia Vergara, Luis Balaguer and Emiliano Calemzuk Launch Latino Digital-Media Startup Raze via @variety
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMaxine Waters is an icon.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI want @MaxineWaters to be my mom, my sister, my best friend, my mentor...
Hahahaha this is the best ever. @hstecker @Amtrak oh no what happened??? @Virgin_Victoria @VirginAtlantic from NY to LHR. They assured me after triple checking when booking it had wifi. It doesn't.Flying during the weekday means I need wifi so when @VirginAtlantic assures you they have it but then turns out they don't it sucks.How on earth is this "draining the swamp"?? This lady IS the swamp! She evades. She smiles like a crazy person with… the world feels wrong, Idris makes it feel a little more right. Naughty maybe. But right. #yams.
@ramonaterrier @hstecker Leave her alone she's with Potato. @mims like most horror movies I keep watching but with hands over eyes for most part. @imkialikethecar @GreeterDan @chrissyfarr that and women's health, travel health and immunizations, wellness, DNA testing, 24/7 telemedicine @imkialikethecar @chrissyfarr the Voss was for press meetings. And the furniture is not fancy. There are a few chairs and stools.Launching Today: @goforward gives you access to world-class doctors and new technology through a membership 🙌…
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling"Hidden Figures" is the first movie with multiple female leads to remain No. 1 since 2011
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingPretty sure John McCain just told CNN that basically the one thing he would congratulate Obama on is being elected president as a black man.Proud to unveil @BrewPR client @goforward! #healthcare
@sriramk @JasonHirschhorn also I would date him because he's a sociopathic asshole which generally is my type. @sriramk @JasonHirschhorn babes Jude law in a white robe and bouncy hat is everything. I'm hooked. just can't make this up.
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@_sara_4A @brianstelter @nbcsnl @CNN you seem incredibly smart and educated based on how you spell and put words together. Good for u! @brianstelter hahahaha not a knock just maybe you're stating the obvious! @brianstelter @nbcsnl @CNN wait Brian is this breaking news??God bless Scotland.
Someone please... @michaeljkellyjr @realDonaldTrump it's just too much. I cannot believe this is reality.
@ophelia_brown @aweissman I hear you sister. I'm on all 3 time zones right now. 😳 @aweissman it's incredible.
People say New Yorkers are rude but I have never seen so many people use speaker phone in public as I have in San F… thing I love about San Francisco other than my friends is that the airport is like 20 minutes from the city. #exitstrategy @MicahSingleton @Chrysi back Wednesday!Obama and Biden have me like.... @jenpatches do they let you drink Diet Coke in this town? @brooke tbh none of us do. after six years here it’s still dealer’s choice every time
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI am sorry San Francisco I do not have the mental capacity to sort out wtf goes into landfill, compost vs recycling bins. Arrest me.Has a President ever refused to attend a #WCD? I'm curious how this plays out.Let's think of all the ways the NEXT White House Correspondents Dinner could go.What a time we live in. It makes Watergate era look almost sweet and innocent comparatively.Ouch. Going from Secretary of State to Director of IT is, well, a step down. Rudy, you’d better add 2FA to your AOL…
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@karaswisher @geoff_yang there are a lot more. Laura Ashley is going to make a comeback!!Try as you might @geoff_yang & @brooke, you can't blackmail me with this photo in which I wear a festive tablecloth…
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingSpotify Payments - why there is a serious disconnect by @lefsetz
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @ShiraOvide @DenaCook @BrewPR there's that too. That's all I have to live for currently. The chicken IS the shell.This is all that's keeping me going. The chicken is the shell! let's have GOOD news. Who wants to come work with ME and @DenaCook and our incredible @BrewPR Team? #resumes jobs at BrewPR dot comMeanwhile, in the Kremlin...
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingGrace. Style. Class. Intelligence. Respect. Now....flip that and that's what the next 4 years looks like. east coast needs a little Alphaville this morning. We all do.*opens twitter* *closes twitter*
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingAlphaville and Obama. Like peanut butter and jelly. #foreveryoung #grace🎶🎶🎶Relationship goals. You could roll ALL my ridiculous ex boyfriends into one and they wouldn't l/ COULD NOT deliver…
I like need this. Like everyday.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingNBC News has confirmed that US intelligence officials presented materials to Trump containing damaging but unverified allegations about him.
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @JamieStelter @TheAmericansFX @hunterschwarz and the Manchurian Candidate @ahess247 @emilybell @ahess247 @emilybell a report presented to POTUS and The President Elect."Hey Donald, what are your plans for your urine-augurat-" #goldenshowers
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @timoreilly @British_Airways doesn't have wifi on any planes it is crazy. I stopped flying them on my bi weekly flights as a result.Hamilton lyrics so timely - "Look around look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now" AND "In the room where it happened" #maga @brooke #mgsga
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling#goldenshowerandchill #magaWhen the world goes upside down basically I think only Idris can make it better. #ilovehim @sapna @Kantrowitz I was wrong. Sorry. We won't get annihilated by nuclear war. Instead it will be small pox. Awesome.Chief Executive of Audio Firm Sonos Steps Down - @JohnLMacFarlane is one of my fave people on the planet.The madness begins. Though they bury the lede which is Al Sharpton and Cory Booker. #sessions #icantdothis
@Lock HAPPY BDAY BLUE.Hey @BarackObama, I heard you were interested in a role at Spotify. Have you seen this one?
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @jamesjonestv try every other day. It's a long month so that totally counts. It every 3 days. Or every 5.
@realDonaldTrump go to sleep
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @nytimes wrong pic.Wait in airport for hours to see if really delayed flight to SF takes off OR drive?Are all the stylists on strike in 2017? #GoldenGlobes
@danmaccarone @Delta keep drinking. @danmaccarone sure am.