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Brooke Hammerling @brooke รœT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I founded @BrewPR, a proud member of @insidefreuds family. I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater.

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07


These deals don't matter. I'm convinced. The consumer ultimately doesn't care. Yet these companies keep making thesโ€ฆ https://t.co/Xis5EJdYR1
6/27
2017
@felixsalmon @shaneferro #nocomment ๐Ÿ‘ถNBA was only major sports league to sponsor #Pride2017 float & commissioner Adam Silver attended in support ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ€ โ€ƒ https://t.co/KOSdT5oSoA
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @pkafka Will cancel drinks then.This is singlehandedly the most batshit yet brilliant & refreshing interview ever. #Erlich #siliconvalley https://t.co/IohwVQQjU8New deal ๐Ÿšจ #oracle #cloud #erp https://t.co/o13RAyjtvL
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6/26
2017
@lizzieohreally Time to buy a California King. @lizzieohreally Legit this is your future very very soon. https://t.co/VJNnHEJDXi @lizzieohreally https://t.co/MSDJTLEobAOk why does this guy seemingly get a free pass with everyone? Hollywood? Fans? I loved him too but not anymore nope https://t.co/w92bqMDs7yGood to see @realDonaldTrump getting into the ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ spirit. Oh wait....Bringing the rainbow to Bermuda. Happy Pride!! #OracleTeamUSA #oracle #Bermuda cc @dhellinger ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ https://t.co/oPIPnXxqyr @BPLewis Everything.
6/25
2017
@NathanCHubbard @OracleTeamUSA I hear your judgement and I categorically deny your judgement. It's a 100 percent huโ€ฆ https://t.co/Wq5I8yj6GoWait I'm trying to catch up. Did a male Silicon Valley VC apologize for being a sexist schmo by blaming the VC industry as a whole? Srsly?Let's go @OracleTeamUSA. We can do this! #Bermuda #AmericasCup2017 https://t.co/0H1q9rkWEt
6/24
2017
Scratch the Mickey Rourke bit. This girl is everything. https://t.co/NhoIm2Fsyv @ajs @kerrymflynn @shervin https://t.co/6tAfuMxQwn @ajs @kerrymflynn @shervin Old news!!!! But the best news. The best gift. Literally never loved anyone more than I love Potato.I'm so proud and impressed with my friend Brandee. So many people talk the talk. She actually walked the walk and iโ€ฆ https://t.co/5Ecm41ZH1K @kerrymflynn @shervin Never stop. @kerrymflynn @shervin Potato Pishevar Hammerling โค๏ธ @kerrymflynn @shervin for my 40th because I was asking everyone to please get me a frenchie named potato and he DID!! @kerrymflynn Keep asking because this is legit how I got potato. No joke. I said it enough I finally was given him.Today's Mickey Rourke is my spirit animal. https://t.co/idqmdAB5fICan we please discuss how fucking amazing it is Potato got @darth'd? https://t.co/fcRl6bH2yS#protip https://t.co/hMPR8nO2T0
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI would like to nominate @DenaCook for next year's list! #brewcrew https://t.co/aPoDuKI5uV @RachaelRad I mean that's what the "boys" say. ๐Ÿ™ˆ @RachaelRad Because we talk more? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‘ @dhellinger Yeah that Seth Ravin and @riministreet seem like a bunch of criminals. It won't end well.This is terrifying. Fascinating too. But terrifying. https://t.co/qmF6vRY5AD @ReformedBroker Over.Day's over. https://t.co/sxpHad0RCK
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling @felixsalmon And he will be launching a vodka line soon (potato) and it will be delicious. https://t.co/kWr0UBdq2l @felixsalmon There are plenty of celebrity backed/founded brands that have not been super successful. The brand wasโ€ฆ https://t.co/0sDUtoeadmNot sure that's fair. It is actually excellent tequila. https://t.co/aEFSDjIBV9LOL "the money saved during the 1 year hiatus toward the development of an internal, AI-powered pro assistant progrโ€ฆ https://t.co/U4PufrKch7
6/23
2017
This whole cyber security thing is pretty scary. Scary shit. Some bad corrupt peeps out there. https://t.co/gZIhPXwzcCTake away women's rights. Cause world war 3. Take away peoples civil liberties. FINE. But drive on the GREEN? https://t.co/MCTBcLGAm6Obviously @elonmusk has a @chaossocialclub case and chain. All the cool kids do. I love mine. Mega. https://t.co/Mouin20OlbA brutal restaurant review. Saves me the trouble of checking it though! #fatbird #eater https://t.co/fpXasHjoAl
6/22
2017
@jason_pontin @realdanlyons Understood. But as someone who lost parents tragically it's not right. You need to giveโ€ฆ https://t.co/gfnx3eBwfM @jason_pontin @realdanlyons All the other shit aside, doing that to someone who's mom was just killed and dad injurโ€ฆ https://t.co/mYguh0ChJI @ahawkinson Dead serious.Note to self. Next time start tequila company. Rosรฉ tequila maybe.๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ #oracle #cloud https://t.co/89Xq4z2ZI0 @katierosman RIP MY STOCKING! https://t.co/NJcrO87YNE
6/21
2017
Important things happening in the world but this poor guy can't deal with his uncomfortable sofa. I mean. https://t.co/dAZy3XIJLQThe picnic to end all picnics #86AIDS @brooke https://t.co/cWWfuexO8o
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMy friend @KaitMcCready started following my dog on Insta & these were the suggeatwd peeps who were like Potato. Ccโ€ฆ https://t.co/Ba8GdOcktC
6/20
2017
Mark and Kara. FUN! Oracle co-CEO Mark Hurd says you need these three things to transition to the cloud https://t.co/RyaSFoWG9M via @Recode
6/19
2017
@m_millsey HeheheIf ever there was a sign to leave NYC. #snakeontheloose https://t.co/nHolHRI3wL @CaseyNewton @fmanjoo Totally agree. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸปโœŒ๐ŸผIt's official. The world is a mess. https://t.co/IKN6TPghC6"Changed the game again. Not only are the new eeros faster, Theyโ€™re frigginโ€™ tiny!" @geteero https://t.co/3AZ6ftp8MN
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingShades of heckava job Brownie: "Trump picks his son's wedding planner to run a federal housing programme" https://t.co/pcy5URxlBI
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWell it doesn't get cuter than this @JamieStelter @brianstelter @stelterbaby! #refinery29 #fathersday https://t.co/2YKQLr7Udr
6/18
2017
While it terrifies me and I sob for at least half of it, I believe @HandmaidsOnHulu is one of the best shows I have ever seen.
6/16
2017
@JeffBezos That would be "hear" and "there". I blame jet lag. ๐Ÿ™ˆโœŒ๐Ÿผ @JeffBezos Still here from people who lived their in the 80s about what my mom and team did for them. Should have them all over. @JeffBezos Their kids. They provided training and tutoring and childcare and community and I spent my childhood theโ€ฆ https://t.co/4sppS6ZPEI @JeffBezos My mom ran a long term homeless shelter where it wasn't overnight but an actual place they could live. Mโ€ฆ https://t.co/zomfPr4M0MI love this woman. @lilyallen keep doing what you do. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป https://t.co/7HuGeDBqu1 @claireatki Amaze. So jealous. @tolokno is perfection.ALERT!! Need a Dirt Cheap But Exquisitely Appointed Hotel Room in the Hamps? https://t.co/LZHbz1SALm via @insidehook #onenight #hamptons๐Ÿ’” https://t.co/4PZ8cCIFi3Filings reveal Spotify's revenue grew more than 50% YoY to $3.3B last year (@pkafka) https://t.co/X2wdUM0lxb https://t.co/s7e31OLEym
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingContinuing to insult and piss of the intelligence community seems like a super smart idea. Keep doing it!Basically the best story ever. Girl is a hero. And the writing is perfect. https://t.co/OnbuCH8PYxFundamentally disagree with this statement. https://t.co/gcU8XUBZA7Savage. Also tequila is better than that stupid beer. https://t.co/XOU2wf12nJDear lord I love McEnroe. #margaretcourt https://t.co/6znaTSMQRr
6/15
2017
@davidu @united Legit bananas. I would rather take 24 hours of connecting flights than ever fly them again.Well video doesn't lie. Avoid @united at all costs. https://t.co/LfiHhkHM1C300 layoffs at Time Inc (including me). Vocativ entire editorial staff gone. Almost 40 at HuffPo. That's just yesteโ€ฆ https://t.co/IPpW0jpmeB
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhen the kid clearly has never read Shakespeare and therefore is clueless. ๐Ÿ™ˆ https://t.co/fMR2BWhUVDDavid Bonderman resigns from Uber board after sexist remark -- @MikeIsaac with the news https://t.co/ZGXczHWK9b
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6/14
2017

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