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Founder of @ANIMALNewYork (RIP) with bylines elsewhere. Looking forward to January 20, 2021 at 12:01pm. Or sooner.

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Seating directly at the end of a ferry dock just doesn't seem like a good idea. https://t.co/7Wku58bDihUncle Paulie... https://t.co/vGON5HbKXvπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/HgAqecUUC6she hit him with the hijab, lowjab, midjab https://t.co/6HpQX4wQu4
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6/28
2017
I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself https://t.co/7azJBGXeOR
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoYou can't put lipstick on a pig https://t.co/a216SvpGLVA stunning pair of charts of the CBO report from my colleague @alv9n https://t.co/nZHz8OMurV
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoNot a good year for the MTA. https://t.co/resiZq6TlBAmerican president looking into 400-pound, persons of interest. https://t.co/IIxt65zQAM"You're telling the enemy everything you want to do!" and "I don't think Gen. Douglas MacArthur would like that too… https://t.co/xFCGh7XUNV
6/27
2017
They should just be happy with that terrible Mel Gibson - Jesus movie and zero dark thirty. https://t.co/TnPTH2oLHFOne network should be defiant and just do it, https://t.co/o0VW5CWM8d @RawStory An animatronic talking douche; brilliant.It wasn't unanimous. https://t.co/rjpulNXBUX
Retweeted by Bucky Turco @DonaldJTrumpJr Excessive hair gel.Good graffiti by #VEW https://t.co/YvYAkrqpAK"I will tell you this, Russia: If you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing." https://t.co/ig4EZDhGy2BREAKING: #SCOTUS to take up Trump's Muslim ban. We'll see him in court. #NoMuslimBanEVER
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6/26
2017
Should not be very difficult. https://t.co/tiEtLi0PYl
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoLiterally 2 days from calling Russian hacking a "Dem HOAX!" to blaming Obama for not doing enough on Russian hacking https://t.co/BVbQzg5XHB
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoOf course. He needs to spend more time on Benghazi. https://t.co/hM7Ofm4Y5k
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoMany homeowners buy storm doors that end up blocking the view of what are typically far better designed front doors. Wake up people!Trump is comparing HRC working with Dem. Party to how he aided & abetted Putin's covert attack on US. This is unhin… https://t.co/6EfyCmdA2n
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6/25
2017
@JackKingston Do you drink Trump's pee? It's a fair question.It sucks dying nowadays. You basically get a Facebook post and a shoot out on Instagram.$2.50 a quart for strawberries hand picked from organic strawberry patch by tiny angelic Amish children. Yas! https://t.co/sLEV3x5Tja
Retweeted by Bucky Turcorich people using VR to experience being homeless is some poorly written dystopian shit https://t.co/piDesLj1rU
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6/24
2017
@realDonaldTrump stop jocking @BarackObama."Why did Obama let the Russian help me? Didn't he know I'm a monster?" https://t.co/uyYigoRpe3
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoAttention black and Hispanic ladies... Vice is looking for a princess. https://t.co/jDfUOhd33xExactly. It's a moment like this that you send in the citizen journalist Livestreamers. https://t.co/ibFatbxzChRIP! https://t.co/5pPEwqlf1LTo recap, @POTUS said he purposely lied and misled the public to influence a man he fired to alter his testimony. Witness intimidation 101.
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoThat's horrific. https://t.co/RnjSmmmAs2annnnnnd send tweet https://t.co/fTqsIqRh7O
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoThere's something seriously wrong with these people. https://t.co/yJMRhs2DVLAgreed. And these clowns actually said the "Freedom Tower." We don't call it that. https://t.co/pKjJTDgdbQI miss the days when online "Fake News" was just like, "Did you hear Urkel died" and then later you find out Urkel is fine.
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoThis is insane! https://t.co/j6gdLhEsykLook at that Crystal Castles arcade! https://t.co/0ABy1eZpt2Word gumbo. https://t.co/9vyhT8fnqCJust legalize fucking weed already. https://t.co/0acByz0m8yTrump: I have tapes Mueller: I have a team of 13 lawyers who prosecuted Watergate, Enron & Mafia Trump: I do not have tapes #ComeyTapes
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoQuite possibly the best pair of T-Shirts i have ever seen https://t.co/40R3K6DmjA
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6/23
2017
But @KeithOlbermann has reported on POC being deported. 'Cause the guy's Irish, I guess he needs to go back & menti… https://t.co/8ioHfvJprnNet art https://t.co/IS6cuUcbKPThat's over 10,000 feet away. Majority of people would miss a target from 50 feet away. https://t.co/XJnrLK7ZU8This part of the world is in desperate need of atheism https://t.co/8MsOEs9bbt100% no. He's 3D. Has a tag name. It's like saying SEEN is secretly REVS. Also this theory pops up every few years. https://t.co/00dKYIPiu6 @JLaPuma @HYPEBEAST Another swing and a miss.Foreigners should pay to attend and then it's a full on violation of emoluments clause. https://t.co/IgMrdyjCFrJames Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoWhat kind of brutish monster lets extension cords get tangled?Yeah, cause how terrible is it to point out that ICE is going HAM. https://t.co/s1UBi5sohkThis is a common police union tactic. Tie in the killer weed and the reefer madness in baby boomers kicks right in. https://t.co/HkiGtJcMXSThe stuff people believe about the Clintons should be compiled and printed in "Behold a Pale Horse 2." https://t.co/N6jLzfLttB @FitzgeraldBob @Mediaite No. But you're right. It must have been Hillary Clinton. I hear she's a great shot.Anyways here is a Stanley Tucci crying w laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass https://t.co/GBNegDdLRp
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6/22
2017
@Mediaite Conspiracies like Seth Rich?Buying bird spit as a delicacy is dumb https://t.co/mi08uxh3wrThat's not good. https://t.co/ESYuc61cIOI can't believe Peter Thiel permitted Julieanne & AJ to have a baby; congrats y'all!Total dick move. https://t.co/AcIdsfb2zZYeah, it's the media's fault. https://t.co/sVFk8ukfSLI've never seen someone look so young yet so old, so feminine yet so masculine, so pretty yet so ugly. I am truly d… https://t.co/Pj9SIVHTHj
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoBREAKING: Live footage of the GOP working to pass Trumpcare. https://t.co/22Ml7CVrUR
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoFrom Refugee camp to the cover of @Allure_magazine ! Thank you for the opportunity of a life time ! I am so beyond… https://t.co/beidWK7soT
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6/21
2017
Bandana P! I remember him telling me a funny story once about trying to ship the Queensbridge sign to a buyer over…… https://t.co/OBO13w9VmN
Retweeted by Bucky Turco @seanhannity @MonicaCrowley @marklevinshow @SaraCarterDC @GreggJarrett @SebGorka @JoeConchaTV Great lineup of terrible people. @IvankaTrump cc producers/story writers at @VeepHBOArea politician very defensive after getting rejected. https://t.co/xV1OWdhfHS
Retweeted by Bucky Turco @cliffcheney The pee pee tapeThey're all so fucked. The attorney general, lawyering up. πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/JqKVxohGHi#ProdigyMobbDeep was the realest https://t.co/P2QdTsFrGo
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoInfowars, fire up the engines... https://t.co/Av5b2a1OdDNew York Senate passes bill allowing medical marijuana to be used as PTSD treatment https://t.co/z7W2Ygwsmz https://t.co/qFijKLiAWJ
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoUPDATE: Obama Spokesman responds: "This spot is a fraudulent use of President Obama's voice. It is a shameful, inde… https://t.co/cmL1RYPwQv
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6/20
2017

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