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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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Joined Twitter 8/18/08

Re: DbF, further point of information. Cooking does nothing to eliminate prions, @dobyfriday*Canadian* grandmothers to boot.
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@lukei4655 @danbenjamin @johnroderick third, really gross. @AndyRichter "liberal protesters blocking the entrances"What's the worst that could happen?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @Slate I read this as "yammering about penis".I wouldn't say he's good at digging but he gave 110%
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @AstroKatie also @flotus and @vp @Caissie @POTUS @FLOTUS @VP @Twitter Thanks for the heads up. I was following @vp. Yuck! @mulegirl @ObamaWhiteHouse now available here: @moiseschiu this is brilliant!"What do I do now Daddy?" "Await my instructions." "And the pee? I can have more?" (Click)
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @marcoarment I know @caseyliss can be annoying, but that's a bit extreme... @ShipLives coffee now, alcohol later.Ah yes, he must have participated in the famous Coke/Pepsi/Raw Milk challenge
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We survived 4 years in internment camps. We'll survive 4 years of anything, even Trump. We'll do it with courage and dignity, as before.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @carlzimmer @DanCGoldberg @bluestein class act! @inthefade "the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that"Glass half full: Americans haven’t been this inspired in long time to show what democracy really means.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @michikokakutani @qz Do Trump next! Do Trump next! @inthefade Fountains. Of. Wayne. I rest my case. @danbenjamin You and @hotdogsladies. Animals. @danbenjamin start at e1 and go from there. @danbenjamin I recommend the @siracusa method. No substitute. @danbenjamin A goddamn specific unbalance, by David Torn @danbenjamin but how do you listen to that music now? @inthefade Surprisingly not. Any way I can help? @JamesFallows @TheAtlantic Thanks to both!We've secretly replaced the executive branch of the United States government with Folgers crystals. Let's see if they notice.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @jimmymarks Fried iPhone? Oh you crazy kids and your trendy food trends.Can Trump really make America great again?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️OK Go recorded a cover of Morrissey’s ‘Interesting Drug’:
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @johnroderick Think of the spices, John. The spices. I mean spaghetti sauce and pizza sauce, sure...
@moiseschiu actually, that's just like your opinion, man on The Hilarious World of Depression podcast was terrific. It's a great, honest, & frank discussion.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Small Things Considered: Do bacterial species really exist and why should we care? @BetteridgesLaw @inthefade not for two more days. @GerryDuggan @DdubyaK He draws a lot of water in this town...
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @KenJennings you and me both! @jheil @GlennF or if he'll lose much of that too... @wojsvenwoj vertical flags are displayed incorrectly on this cake, dum-dum. Very disrespectful! Sad!
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Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Whoa! Beall’s List of predatory publishers goes dark
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @ATCfoodsafety @bmarler @benjaminchapman We will build a wall! And the chickens will pay for it!
@mcmoynihan @LOLGOP exactly. @dmoren @gte if we only bear arms then only bears will have... something something [mumbles]. @BetteridgesLaw pretty sure smack is worse. @mat Sad. Unfollow. @LOLGOP 😂😱😢Not even scientists can easily explain p-values:
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Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @drdrang So sorry. I hope you feel better soon. @lexfri @hudsonhongo so good I'm going to repost on Facebook.
@drdrang the risks of not eating outweigh the risks of eating. @Atul_Gawande @NewYorker Fantastic. Thanks!Medicine--and much else--rewards heroism. But it really should reward incrementalism. @Atul_Gawande
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Have you ever heard this @benjaminchapman? @foodgov where is the peer reviewed evidence that these are scientifically valid and sound visual prompts?
@thx1766 😉 @Honey17011 @danielpunkass thank goodness they will still have ACA when the republicans kill Obamacare 😝Words to ponder from the first Republican president, who helped fend off the original Know-Nothings. Also appropria…
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️To all my .edu friends but especially @benjaminchapman goes east, one goes west, so what? @benjaminchapman @ATCfoodsafety Just called them out. Idiots. @foodgov Bullshit. Why not telling people to use a thermometer? What is "steaming hot"? Pink chicken can be safe. Check your science!He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx#Moebius #ComicArt #Comics #Art #MoebiusArt #Marvel #SilverSurfer
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @drdrang @benthompson the hell you say @BetteridgesLaw Thanks! The right URL is in there somewhere, so I can get what I need with cut and paste eventually, but it's annoying @NoroNerd @benjaminchapman I am now! @MCBazacoPhD be careful, I hear those gators can have Salmonella. @ProfJeffJarviss in related news, you have a time machine. @BetteridgesLaw Clicking on your headlines keeps giving me 404 messages. Is something broken?Can Rudy Giuliani Make Cybersecurity Great Again?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @BillCorbett these days we should take pleasure where we can find it.