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Distinguished Professor and Extension Specialist at Rutgers University. Fighting inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

1,300 Following   1,347 Followers   11,160 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/18/08


Today is the day! Do the thing! Submit your video, ladies! @CAH_Science https://t.co/TDMXLCPY0F
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Why you don’t put Christmas lights on palm trees. https://t.co/JC0AWmoxyN
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @thomaspford @benjaminchapman Deep deep quote 😉That guy @benjaminchapman gives good quote. https://t.co/G5D3UVvO90
12/11
2017
@bugcounter NIHILISTS FOR THE NIHILIST GOD
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @uespiiiiii @hotdogsladies Next @dobyfriday challenge? @johnroderick Your experiment might also prove that there are no Roy Moore voters on Twitter... We need the crosso… https://t.co/1epPBOJbbxAn interesting visualization of 35 years of world’s economy evolving as a living organism https://t.co/tUb0S3BWEV https://t.co/vE17IsvNTf
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12/10
2017
@princessharold @askvirginia https://t.co/xXUM7fD1RP @princessharold @askvirginia I’m sure I could not really say. (Yes) @princessharold @askvirginia Would you *like* it to have electrolytes? That’s the magic of quartz water! @princessharold @askvirginia See now, some of that quartz water would fix your hearing. @jxpx777 Urm. So. @johnroderick Thank you for this important research, sir!It takes a planet to make a porchetta. https://t.co/aCWxQVICRhHey @dobyfriday have you guys seen this? https://t.co/2dyzXL5FnDYoungME's cool takes were pretty cool, but her hot takes were [fire emoji]. The End. https://t.co/WUpe4WJ9I9
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️JUST from retweets alone (don’t CC anybody) how long before this tweet from a coastal liberal reaches an actual Ala… https://t.co/0DMxHYTeM3
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @MaxTemkin https://t.co/hEsi7TF5rVHappy Birthtime to John Malkovich being JOHN MALKOVICH! 98 today! Happy Birthtime Mouskewitz! Red or Dead! https://t.co/ozL6EVjJsl
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️It’s a cold and dreary Saturday; get your food safety nerd podcast on. FST 141: Dot Zaaa with @bugcounter is up: https://t.co/DHADgiumSE
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Things I predict will happen when I name my most significant harasser in my discipline, not necessarily in chronological order:
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12/9
2017
@inthefade Hmmmm. @GlennF My God, it's full of stars!Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives… https://t.co/V3R1yGgWN7
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @GlennF https://t.co/0ez3o2vM23I am not going to make a “survival of the fittest joke” because that would be in poor taste. Also look at these swe… https://t.co/oq7dTMNlZA @bugcounter LARRIES FOR THE LARRY THRONE
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Larry Beuchat, who for some reason decided to take me on as his graduate student. https://t.co/8z1k2hXpVY @benjaminchapman So has anyone checked to see if any culture stocks are missing 😉 @okieokra Yeah we have talked about this before on the podcast. Professional colleague is related to one of the New… https://t.co/9PpDgDNWXJInteresting - I also know there have been dairy outbreaks from Salmonella and other bacteria harbored in drains. C… https://t.co/CelTytDJTm
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @ProfCharlesHaas Interesting. When Food microbiologists think about bacteria in drains, usually the list starts wit… https://t.co/pfhA6syhI4 @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman @foodsafetychick And finally when people should just simply should not be anywhere ne… https://t.co/CuJbCQ5fyg @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman @foodsafetychick I would rather that regulators think about when it’s absolutely esse… https://t.co/l0iBMWiPkHThis is two minutes of pure joy. Sweet and funny and with a great ending 😍🥊💪🏼❤️👶🏼 #Rocky @TheSlyStallone https://t.co/CrimeBhgwC
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman @foodsafetychick Meh. Hand-washing is not magic. These technologies all assume that a… https://t.co/7xMWaW0mCH
12/8
2017
Brushing my teeth, reading my phone, listening to a podcast while @marcoarment talks on a podcast about reading his… https://t.co/9dCwIdenWiYou might be a microbiologist when you and your friends make poop emoji Christmas cookies. #microbiologyhttps://t.co/JIeZExKJ9j
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @inthefade 😳Pull-quote of the year? From https://t.co/Nn1fE6Jgqa https://t.co/XqqHr0681j
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @CAH This is fantastic, thanks guys.
12/7
2017
@bugcounter Rebooting a cushion seems nigh silly. https://t.co/MQoYylHtoU
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @siracusa Shit. Mine is defective. Maybe I need to reboot. https://t.co/omEjD9T7g0 @MaxTemkin How can I be sure it really is good news, and you’re not just cucking me? @reallydadjokes [groan]In fact there *is* such a thing as sound science. That’s separate question from what to do about managing a particu… https://t.co/LtpGMqTUG1 @benjaminchapman I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Webex meetings put on my calendar without asking. I… https://t.co/Phz4dhkkC4
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @mbbatz You know you love meetings, don’t lie.
12/6
2017
💥 https://t.co/UF94DTnBVO @drdrang Bizarre. I’ve seen reports on twitter today that Dropbox is acting flaky. @katefeetie 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥 🌽 💥… https://t.co/KiZKOKDv2V @danielpunkass I think you were handling the tree wrong... @drdrang Please update us in 6 minIt might be tempting to debone your potatoes, but those bones are actually adding flavor, Food Editor Gillian Hess… https://t.co/VsYOjsupHs
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @AlexCox @mattiercox cool towels, bro @drinkerthinker So good!I can't un-see this. https://t.co/9J1igRCJ29
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @danbenjamin @profvrr @hotdogsladies But, but, but @siracusa said... @hotdogsladies @RecDiffs Shit dog @profvrr @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin Yes but what about preventing colds? [ducks] @mbbatz @JohnNCoupland https://t.co/7aWvcCHiUS @JohnNCoupland Actual chicken. No actual biscuits.
12/5
2017
@ctp Lello!Should I Wet My Pants Over the Blockchain? https://t.co/uCPQHdBM6m
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @inthefade Grateful Dead songsI love it — better than data parasites. Someone needs to come up with a catch lapel pin or logo - a raccoon at a k… https://t.co/9ST9qCaI58
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️hey i just wanted to read about small family farms, but now i won't be able to think about anything other than this… https://t.co/4jwtQkv9ZQ
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @bugcounter @benjaminchapman I'll absolutely co-author that blog/twitter feed with you Don. "Remember to sear your… https://t.co/KhxrCKubGB
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @Moltz @StarWarsVisComp @hotdogsladies Approximately 35 times cooler!
12/4
2017
@105KaySt @YouTube I think you are thinking of https://t.co/XMsBKysHJcUniversities: Please consider classifying tuition payments as "aircraft maintenance" from now on. Thank you.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @barfblog That too @barfblog Everybody needs and editor. Especially Twitter. @benjaminchapman Also I’m thinking that you and I should start giving total bullshit chef advice, because why not?… https://t.co/WC0cRiYGbv @benjaminchapman Twitter is expansion to 240 characters is definitely helpful for complex topics like this. @johnroderick https://t.co/ETyHRrijP6
12/3
2017
Rest in Peace, Compuserve. You were a good place long ago. https://t.co/l8pP2dc1gS
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12/2
2017

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