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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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Joined Twitter 8/18/08


@ScottIsLoud @benjaminchapman Yes!
5/22
2017
@NoroNerd @benjaminchapman Depends. It's only the one gas station, they may have screwed up.
5/21
2017
@TarheelPhan @carolinalaw08 @benjaminchapman FST FTW!
5/20
2017
@sentientmicrobe @CDCofBC You are right. Not clear writing. @sentientmicrobe @CDCofBC I read it as new outbreak, same strain. It it the same O121? Sounds like yes. @CDCofBC @sentientmicrobe Flour? Again? @hotdogsladies I think you are thinking of Sigourney Weaver, Merlin. @hotdogsladies Well, actually. I think you will find it was Hitler, Merlin. @hotdogsladies Hitler? @NoroNerd @benjaminchapman @bmarler My bet is extreme time/temp abuse. I will also ask C. bot expert Kathy Glass ne… https://t.co/AZQRukXco6 @NoroNerd @benjaminchapman I don't think the source matters. I think they did something wrong at the store. @bmarler probably knows... @mcdickenson On the docket for discussion on the next FST recording on Monday. @emersunn Sometimes I give good advice. Not every time, but sometimes. @daveseah Have you tried Pathfinder? Between Pathfinder and Houdah Spot, I don't use the finder much. @SethAbramson https://t.co/rxi0udWOOS @emersunn Every time you use "time" it's not the same, sometimes it's one word, and sometimes it's not.Burble Simp! An AI invented a bunch of new paint colors that are hilariously wrong https://t.co/qgPUhlfMxN
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @davidmackau @MaxTemkin Moments later: https://t.co/plxwGGAn09 @CNN @jenn_ruth So now would be a good time to change the locks? @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman I love Mary McGonigle-Martin's comment to add a ;) @benjaminchapman @LetendreDan Wow. Can not wait to discuss!
5/19
2017
@matthewbaldwin Did a few thought experiments with three riders in various starting positions and I think you are right. @matthewbaldwin Yes?May is #MentalHealthAwareness month. https://t.co/KtUrkeCqVj
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️I can't wait to see what I say! https://t.co/PCLgjej0TO
5/18
2017
@Pinboard Shhhhhhhh!
5/17
2017
You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @danbenjamin @haddiebird Wait, which one am I? @el_maletero @capnmariam 👎🏼 @capnmariam Asiago > chocolate chip >>>>> cinnamon raisin. @danbenjamin Open the komono and drill down on the net net. @capnmariam I like raisins. Just not as part of any other food. And I'm not a fan of cinnamon in much of anything.… https://t.co/tF5ZTpC0Iq @capnmariam Nooooooooooo!Spoiler alert. @siracusa's favorite bagel is cinnamon raisin? Unacceptable! RorN?: 105: Canonical Bagel Flavors https://t.co/7QDbr75JXc
5/15
2017
This Mother's Day, if you haven't already, be sure to connect with her on LinkedIn.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @rickygervais Truly intelligent folks will check the date on the study and realize it’s old news.
5/14
2017
@GenericCopShow What's a "Pod"?
5/13
2017
Accidental Tech Podcast: 221: "Sound and fury, signifying nothing". Hey guys, I got a @siracusa reference! https://t.co/B2kfaIReOA
5/11
2017
I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
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5/10
2017
Another episode in the can with @bugcounter. We talk deer antlers, pets and stuff: FST 125: Slapping it on a bun https://t.co/OvneUFnXe1
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @thelancearthur Clearly Apple is doomed.Great discussion about depression and bipolar on The Hilarious World of Depression, with @johnmoe @anamariecox https://t.co/6W5jMzdarC @jworbeast Now that's funny! https://t.co/pnAz1h9csm
5/7
2017
@micheletjay My educated guess is hardly ever.
5/6
2017
@bugcounter WEBINARS UNTO THE WEBINAR GOD! HYGIENES UNTO THE HYGIENE GODDESS
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @Fight_BAC Webinar 5/18-Handwashing expert @bugcounter will help w/ your hand hygiene education efforts #foodsafety https://t.co/PbwDMaSC2L
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman Nice.
5/2
2017
@BenjaminAhr Will any wines be BOO-jolais?
5/1
2017
It would probably be fine, but no. Because subways are gross. https://t.co/kH41U5VRZy
4/30
2017
@sanspoint I think you’re thinking of otters. @tiffanyarment Fart-fignugen?I've had the menchie's before. But that was in college. https://t.co/3xD7WsPOOm @jlc232 Also 1/32 Navajo!I'm not sure what a "pod" is, but we will definitely talk about sous vide on the next podcast. https://t.co/n5lD78lR9RCalling @jlc232https://t.co/WACADPIruOCaesar Non Supra Grammaticos. If you are a word nerd, you'll enjoy this. Assuming you can stand the Trump talk. https://t.co/V5SytJQycwCalling @BetteridgesLaw https://t.co/pS1Yg3osbu https://t.co/11OG12VxEiThe long-lasting effects of a food safety crisis in one chart. Prevention costs less than an outbreak. https://t.co/AHRninFF0w
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4/29
2017
@ProfJeffJarviss They are all good bands, Jeff. @agiletortoise Insects: food of the future.Discovered sugar ants have drown en masse in my maple syrup bottle. Wish I has discovered this before my third bite of pancakes.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @benjaminchapman @kocilab @NCState_BAE Hard pass. Despite those dry wheels. @benjaminchapman @LetendreDan Me notes? Is the next episode gonna be all about you? I've heard people like the ones where you talk more.
4/26
2017
@larry_stringer @benjaminchapman Perhaps a few, and oh so many questions.
4/25
2017
@fanelli @YupItsCaitlin So time to move? @inthefade Trick question, no such thing. @MCBazacoPhD @benjaminchapman @Miami_boy21 https://t.co/nzcml53xvi @MCBazacoPhD @benjaminchapman It's simple, as long as we keep growing potatoes outside, which is the same place we… https://t.co/kohetB7zj0 @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman My mistake. I think I was thinking of https://t.co/CvyBgaZtNR
4/24
2017
I'm not Scottish, I'm just cross!
4/23
2017
@darth I think you are thinking of CANAPÉS. NOT ALL HEREOS WEAR CANAPÉS.When you arrive at #marchforscience half of you will be assigned to the Placebo March
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4/22
2017
@sentientmicrobe @benjaminchapman Boom! @larry_stringer @benjaminchapman @stownpodcast So angry. @larry_stringer @benjaminchapman @stownpodcast Double secret probation en francaise! https://t.co/sXtHUEYRSL @larry_stringer @benjaminchapman @stownpodcast You are on probation! @ScottIsLoud @benjaminchapman What I really wanted to say in the podcast and forgot to was how did you get so famous so young?
4/21
2017
@bugcounter @BenChapman Is @benchapman your new podcast co-host?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @benjaminchapman @BenChapman Oh shit. My apologies to @benchapman. I wonder if he's Canadian too?
4/20
2017

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