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Distinguished Professor and Extension Specialist at Rutgers University. Fighting inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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Joined Twitter 8/18/08


twitter stop showing me tweets from 2005 i am serious https://t.co/MB2Ap4Lr72
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10/19
2017
kitchen floor is now spotless bc i had to bleach & clean up all the diarrhea the cat blasted onto it. Cat Diarrhea: It Gets Your Floor Clean
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @inthefade Do you count as moderately famous?WFLT: “Can’t Countenance the Bullshit Anymore” Old episode but seriously loving this @anamariecox @MichaelSteele! https://t.co/BUpNNL8oBk
10/18
2017
@ttscoff Don't quit your day job 😉 @NoroNerd @benjaminchapman https://t.co/iWNJXMpgM4Proud to have served as editor for this one. https://t.co/cfBdfIlOMh @johngreen @THWofD You were delightful John. I enjoyed the interview very much.Antibiotic resistance is a big problem here on Earth. The good news is that it won't be worse in space. https://t.co/nrFIUjPJlz
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10/17
2017
@scottderrickson @MrJonCryer Mary Chapin Carpenters “Proud Mary” will blow you away! @inthefade 1 out of 2, not bad. @Ehmee I have a TextExpander snippet which used to convey my sorrow over the delay, now it thanks them for their patience!life protip: instead of saying "sorry for the late response" instead say "thank you for your patience" I mean, we w… https://t.co/TNvYCQJ6SR
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Check out this apple pie I made. Worked out real well. https://t.co/KWmftHCbvU
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @agiletortoise @drdrang Easy to spot if he’s wearing his giant terrifying snowman head...
10/16
2017
Let’s Make America Smart Again.
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10/15
2017
Boat Traffic in Amsterdam https://t.co/tfBMbwRTuB
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @meathead I ❤️ you very much, meathead! @KevinAllred Did you see his anti-45 video? If yes, thoughts?Also, like Jimmy, he’s good police.Watching Manhunt about the Unabomber (e5). This guy is a Jimmy McNulty level bad parent. @inthefade Revenge of global giving .org 🤔 @chasegallagher @gruber Do you think he sounds like a Bond villain John? @tuncket Reminded me of a Bond villain. @ABCPolitics @MaxTemkin “Mr. Bond, you have no idea how much damage I can do to you...”You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @AlexCox @TimothyStyle They are all very good cats, Alex! @hotdogsladies Food of the FUTURE!Power puttering this AM, (c) Merlin Mann, 2017.
10/14
2017
@lexfri I'd say wtf are you doing that for... then I realized it’s because you are a good dad.Some quality pedant-bait fighting material here from @StanCarey. "A to Z of English usage myths"… https://t.co/DZsGGUJbE8
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10/13
2017
@anamariecox Not even using low power mode. Scary.
10/12
2017
@knit_wit Got it in one.Ohio by Crosby & Stills & Nash & Young. https://t.co/F2QlnLu0iq @inthefade Also, this reminds me of all their stuff I had on vinyl. I really should replace it. @inthefade I think I can get from Amazon @inthefade Why can I not buy this on iTunes?Aztec Camera doing Van Halen's "Jump" https://t.co/f3CPBOnV2h https://t.co/gnQiAd3sKv
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10/10
2017
@jbj @dobyfriday Thanks! It was a huge thrill.
10/9
2017
@bobby Pretty sure putting actual shit in it makes it not good for you. @theleanover What time and what do I wear? @MaxTemkin https://t.co/R17hv0Txf9 @MaxTemkin Shut up Gary, I know you can see the reflection. https://t.co/xBl9y70110 @smoemeth https://t.co/drwP6vLxGg @AlexCox Man, NYC is tough! @doctorow Um. At least 15 pieces of flair are required...What could make food safety better? Puppies! Food Safety Talk 136: Unknown Puppy Exposure https://t.co/VCLawxDL8P with @benjaminchapman @1purenoize Unilever sued them. FDA sent them a warning letter. It’s still called Just Mayo, just with more prominent other labeling. @MCBazacoPhD Depends on how you define “baseline” @MCBazacoPhD I agree about outbreaks, but 100 cases in New York City is not the same as 100 cases in a town of 100 @1purenoize Technically, I think they may be calling it a spread & dressing. I think the term mayonnaise is regulat… https://t.co/Fo6Ng0iqXC @1purenoize “Just. Not. Mayo.” I’m just an idea guy, they’re going to have to run with that. @MCBazacoPhD @RogueRifter I’m not convinced. States with more people will still have more cases all things being equal. @RogueRifter @MCBazacoPhD Cases per state is a poor measure, as states with more people have more cases. Better to know per capita by state.
10/8
2017
I love this simple and quick self-care check-in from @AloeBud: https://t.co/Ed7FEeGV0d
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @GlennF 😮 wow @GlennF Will it shut down from general settings? https://t.co/DtxwSksEyhVenture capitalist jizz? https://t.co/qgIS52mirS @gknauss Holy shit. Checks out. https://t.co/Db7hqk0oavBut @hotdogsladies already knew this... https://t.co/KluuU9wPRdI didn’t even know that Harvey Fierstein liked ladies.Doesn’t have the charm of the original, but still pretty great. Cc: @johnroderick @hotdogsladies https://t.co/XwCc8nlKEw @c0nc0rdance @1purenoize @MCBazacoPhD Very cool. I look forward to the pub. @c0nc0rdance @1purenoize @MCBazacoPhD Again most living cells are not pathogens. Better to look for virulence genes or other markers. @1purenoize @c0nc0rdance @MCBazacoPhD Don’t count on sous vide. Heating flour = dry heat. Better luck sous vide-in… https://t.co/kpPGkQccD8 @c0nc0rdance @MCBazacoPhD But genomes don’t natter, pathogen cells matter, right?Not The Onion: "[US] farmers, however, complain that their Mexican rivals enjoy unfair advantages, including...a ye… https://t.co/N7x9e9aTHl
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10/7
2017
@joshtpm https://t.co/foQZByTdwg
10/6
2017
@FurFarmandFork I don’t know, I’m just relived to know they have back up toes. @moiseschiu @dobyfriday https://t.co/nOXb4eEqoLThe latest @dobyfriday features @bugcounter shouting “FOURTEEN FUCKING SPONGES” so that is to say...I recommend the latest @dobyfriday.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @moiseschiu @dobyfriday My proudest podcast moment! I’m so glad my mother doesn’t listen. @NoroNerd Ten hours? Plenty of time. @ScottIsLoud @NoroNerd @benjaminchapman You are dead to me Scott. Dead to me. https://t.co/VD38htSMlM
10/5
2017
@NoroNerd @benjaminchapman @ScottIsLoud You lookin at me? @benjaminchapman @bugcounter Damn that’d be a good bill. “ROGAN. CLOONEY. Under-Staph’d with Noro to turn, this Cam… https://t.co/eclYzOvMzT
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @benjaminchapman @ScottIsLoud If you say so 😍 @benjaminchapman @ScottIsLoud Seth Rogan can play you in the movie version of our podcast, but who will play me?
10/4
2017

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