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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@LetendreDan what was the context for my statement?
3/29
2017
@MCBazacoPhD that is some serious 🦇 💩 level crazy.#47153 https://t.co/KC1xHeW4jn
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️In case you're having a bad day, here's a fat cat in a sink. https://t.co/IBjbf3cQe7
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Son: who is Hamburglar? Me: a character who steals burgers S: do you know him from work? M: he's fictional S: Hamburglar is real in my life
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️That's why I always wear my cooking helmet! https://t.co/GfkIjvk88j
3/27
2017
@rstevens Y @emersunn Microbes ARE everywhere, but I don't want to wash my hands and add millions of bacteria, because someone cheaped out on soap. @emersunn Yes, but given a 10% failure rate, I would suggest that bulk soap is a bad idea, and that it be prohibited in public bathrooms. @emersunn Excellent question. Most nonpathogenic. Some opportunistic pathogens (a risk to the immunocompromised) and a few were pathogens.Disclaimer: The study was partially funded by a company that sells soap in single use bags. https://t.co/ILKQZMwYZJWhen a sample was contaminated, it often contained more than 1 million bacteria per ML of soap. https://t.co/PDteylaR1BOur study found more than 10% of all bulk soap in almost 300 samples across three states contaminated with bacteria. https://t.co/gq2EstKiVZColonized soap and dispensers can contain very high bacterial concentrations, and outbreaks have occurred in health… https://t.co/ceS7ZA7K9hSometimes in an effort to save money, the proprietor will dilute that soap. When diluted, it becomes susceptible to… https://t.co/3ML5sjuvEN @danbenjamin 1) a bit long and complex for Twitter, but here's my best shot: public soap is sometimes in a refillable bulk dispensers.Re: Ep 60 @roadworkshow @danbenjamin @johnroderick I have unpublished research on bulk soap, it's a real concern. https://t.co/aAbg9fDMmi
3/26
2017
I can't recall ever meeting a person who wasn't persuaded by anecdotal data.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Fun fact: Oats, Gloves & Chlorine was their second choice, after Guns & Roses. https://t.co/31uLxVnftR @GlennF @LibyaLiberty that's shitty.
3/25
2017
Hey @dobyfriday, can someone point me towards info on the virus that Merlin and Max were talking about that causes you to seek more people?Repeat after me: I will never ever complain again when there are no Food Safety Talk podcasts to listen to... https://t.co/aWgWgdCUvsThat must have been a big chicken. https://t.co/WqnptEs3lp
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @godtributes Erm. So. I think you are thinking of Bacilli for the Bacillus goddess.I check cheddar like a food inspector.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Food Safety Talk 122: Isn't that Ampersand? https://t.co/QsC6qLt1oY @benjaminchapman and I talk Bacillus, Salmonella and Listeria.
3/24
2017
@real_e_coli 🍎 @rstevens 69 new emojis or new 69 emojis? @nycsouthpaw @darth they are good tweets @dog_rates @MaxTemkin I love that podcast you do with that Marlin fellow.If the health bill passes, I get a tax break. I don’t want a tax break at the expense of health care for all. RT if you’re in he same boat.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @hotdogsladies it's always 2 things with you...
3/23
2017
@MCBazacoPhD @skepticpedi Murder. Manslaughter at least. @drdrang let's hope it's the former. @inthefade 😔 @imyke 😱 @AlexCox @sethreineke My wife's husband thinks it's pretty cool. @inthefade what the hell is an atheist prayer? @edcasey @hotdogsladies @gruber Erm. So. @AoDespair Limousine liberal? Please. I picture you driving a shitty Honda. @darth Dumbledore the Purple FTW.
3/22
2017
@michael Donald is dumb. It's why I go by Don 😉 @michael hey! @hotdogsladies @MaxTemkin I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of card game...Happy Birthday to the stellar Fred Rogers — the neighbor, mentor, and friend who continues to inspire us. We miss y… https://t.co/DStqARAXAf
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @ttscoff seems only right if lactose shits all over you. @mathowie seems like a good accidental neutral topic @atpfm.V: "I finished my math homework. I'm one million percent sure the answers are right!" Me: "One million percent? About your...math homework?"
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @inthefade https://t.co/1rp3sMcQHH @darth what a sweet kitty cat!
3/20
2017
This policy kind of defeats the purpose of a restroom. https://t.co/lFkAcDBQHP
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @LeapingRobot @chondriticsound @GreatDismal specific recommendations on where to start?Why is there still no Italian Chef Kissing Fingers emoji?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @shamefuldread Thanks for sharing!
3/19
2017
@Ihnatko on behalf of the state, I apologize.I am currently out of the office but will probably reply immediately due to self-regulation inefficiency and a profound inability to say no.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️"He could play the guitar just like ringing a bell." We will miss you, Chuck Berry.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @InkpotGames @muskrat_john Uphill! Both ways!Thanks @AlexCox for recommending https://t.co/a63sfofAcC. Very enjoyable.I think you are doing it wrong @MaxTemkin https://t.co/xXho1qEplF @TheKidKidDoc Yeah, they don't really understand dose-response either. I mean some of them do @jlc232 for example, I bet she does.Actually one is enough. I really wish more microbiologists understood dose-response models. https://t.co/imViMyixh0
3/18
2017
@AcademicsSay how much just to rent?
3/17
2017
@hbottemiller He's the chicken guy, right? @pourmecoffee Fred Rogers or Mick Jagger? @hardwick @wilw backwards R as in Tяump?
3/16
2017
@NoroNerd This is actually the guy that prompted me to do my research, when he issued a press release backed up by a PowerPoint in 2014. @NoroNerd Yeah. Not peer reviewed. Doesn't count. @GlennF getting tired of all this winningThanks to @hotdogsladies and @danbenjamin for reminding me how much I love this song. https://t.co/6oQnY4bfGd @eganaegana 100% research supported @JATetro @kwarrine @benjaminchapman +1 for flour
3/15
2017
@hotdogsladies @Heilemann now I just think I'm being trolled: site:https://t.co/u9tSB82SJb kindle billionaire dinosaur porn @HenrysDiner_RU @RUmlax @RUlaxCoach @RutgersDining Now that's what they mean by essential employees! @AoDespair @willsommer So "rejected spec script for The Wire" is overselling it?
3/14
2017
@shamefuldread @inthefade @johnroderick @jonathancoulton Did they do Nemeses? Wait, don't tell me. Don't want to regret not going even more. @inthefade I love that whole damn album. @inthefade how about @johnroderick and/or The Long Winters? @inthefade @5by5kevin Meatloaf Again? #rhps
3/13
2017

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