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Distinguished Professor and Extension Specialist at Rutgers University. Fighting inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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Joined Twitter 8/18/08


@JessicaHuseman @LibyaLiberty It's like @StephenAtHome used to say: great president, or the greatest president. @105KaySt @Google Whoa! Cool. @yrfatfriend What it's helpful to say, what it's helpful to not say. @105KaySt @Google Very weird @105KaySt @Google Seems like your home location is set wrong. Are all your google maps displays screwy?The USDA recommends a new temp for when pork is done, a thermometer gets you there. https://t.co/WKwlx4Xl2P https://t.co/UGPgMZ2ODv
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @liza @siracusa Is Twitter trolling John? 😝 @inthefade Also, I'm pretty sure avocado is not low-calorie. @siracusa @JPatrickHQ Seriously fucking creepy, dude.By far the best graph you are likely to see today. https://t.co/mVDN3mP6G5
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8/20
2017
@johnmoe Might have to unfollow you, John... @sanspoint I'm not jealous. Shut up, you're jealous. @danielpunkass Or deleting his twitter account https://t.co/SoajTbNtw9 @david_j_roth @askvirginia WTF? @inthefade Dogs. Dogs are good! @princessharold @AlexCox @hotdogsladies @MaxTemkin @meldomagala @dobyfriday I'd buy 2... cause I'm a fucking cuck @ZSchaffner, this is the guy that drew those mash up action figures. https://t.co/8a4jrizfUD @lowtax Dude, I got $11. @reneritchie Have you noticed the colors? @jenconnic I miss having a car wash where you can ride through. @inthefade And a close second: https://t.co/BlSBrtpH27 @inthefade https://t.co/OqIZwXRq6R @hotdogsladies @MaxTemkin @meldomagala @AlexCox @dobyfriday Coxs Cucks t-shirts... I'm just saying... you guys are leaving 💰 on the table. @rstevens They're all good cats, Rich @gte https://t.co/L7RMgG5lyB @flargh @SRuhle @AliVelshi Me too! @inthefade https://t.co/igiPzkAfDa @inthefade Almost 900,000 followers and we are all special snowflakes, Michele 😝, why shouldn't we get hand crafted artisanal replies?2200 advertisers have left Breitbart. 26 remain. If Amazon stops advertising on Breitbart it could finish them. https://t.co/rOILi0HMJK
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️.@amazon Please stop advertising on Breitbart
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8/19
2017
@Johnsofos I remember!It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years (since 18 Aug 2008). And you? https://t.co/BrQW1Yp8Lj
8/18
2017
@sjh_canada That's a job for @benjaminchapmanIt's a bird.. It's a plane... Nope it's bacteria in the air. Check out this mini-review on Aerobiology: https://t.co/i574SYfYA3
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @jbouie Some are just learning what they mean (seriously) and are now realizing they must be removed.
8/17
2017
The white supremacists, Nazis and KKK accomplished one thing: There is now widespread consensus across America that they are truly vile.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @biotweeps You should listen to my podcast with @benjaminchapman, it's https://t.co/TBNtVIbgvWWe study food poisoning and how to prevent it using math and statistics. https://t.co/IAIBgv24lEIf you have ever had a problem grasping the importance of diversity in tech and its impact on society, watch this v… https://t.co/JeEeaSL0Nz
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @inthefade Never read the comments. Unless you want to dispair for the future of the human race. Also, sometimes I read the comments too 😣He's a good man, and thorough.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..." https://t.co/InZ58zkoAm
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @RahCapek @sjh_canada @USDAFoodSafety Proving a negative is not the same as publishing negative results. Evidence p… https://t.co/agmQTw8hc7
8/16
2017
@RahCapek @sjh_canada @USDAFoodSafety I am the walrus? @RahCapek @sjh_canada @USDAFoodSafety OkThe best Meme of 2017! (So Far) https://t.co/Znq7v4MYg8
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️Me (lefty): We missed “left handed day” yesterday. 10yo (also lefty): It’s OK. I did a lot of things with my left hand yesterday. I’m good.
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8/15
2017
@hotdogsladies I love you Marlon. @hbottemiller But is it 10x better?As a friend pointed out, "Yes, it's that Godwin" https://t.co/hIq9A6zJKh
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @dog_rates @MitchAlbin5 They are all good sticks! @johnmoe 😝 @hotdogsladies If it wasn't for the Internet, I wouldn't understand the Internet. @caseyliss @viticci @ismh @imyke All the great sports balls!The Cheshire Cat found in a slice of tissue. #MirrorImage #Histology https://t.co/VwJ7IVDHgc
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️It's important to remind ourselves what America once was, and can be again. On this day in 1935, FDR signed into la… https://t.co/1JZ9mEq9oF
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @NoroNerd @benjaminchapman Collect data!In 1941, Woody Guthrie painted "This Machine Kills Fascists" on his guitar. We've all got machines, and many of the… https://t.co/Qz8DsEyjgy
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @benjaminchapman @jGast42 Let me explain it to you: pmp = windows, Combase = Mac. Any questions? @jGast42 @benjaminchapman He might not get sick if there are no pathogens in the raw materials. Still, not a best practice. @benjaminchapman @jGast42 Pretty good modeler for a comms guy. Remind me to teach you about the Combase models. Better than PMP. @jGast42 @benjaminchapman Not recommended. 110°F is what we microbiologists call incubation temperature.Kiss my ass https://t.co/H0qIUqC8NU via @nuzzel thanks @danielpunkass @hotdogsladies @RecDiffs I love the ones where the companion talks less 😝
8/14
2017
@inthefade https://t.co/ImGnTdDKpa @inthefade https://t.co/Sg0OMoLcRK @gte @hotdogsladies Lying @coreymorris @benjaminchapman Straight shooter, respected by both sides: Big Sponge and Big Germ.https://t.co/crpIHi0kZF
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @inthefade Don't hate me, but sometimes with a knife and fork. Sometimes by hand folded. Sometimes by hand not folded#36808 https://t.co/dWPIgPDYi8
Retweeted by Don Schaffner ☣️ @Mariobatali How about if we want no cooking and all politics? 😉 @inthefade Oh la la 😝 @inthefade Me too. But I think we have to keep trying.There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.
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8/13
2017
@inthefade Hug your dogs if you've got em.https://t.co/8H6vMMcmKW
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8/12
2017

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