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Distinguished Professor & Extension Specialist, Rutgers University. Fighting inumeracy, making food safer. Co-authored 5 sec rule paper. Not a perfect citizen.

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Joined Twitter 8/18/08


Hey @inthefade, this looks like your old glass... https://t.co/cuan1E6MSa @TheRickWilson I think your circus and you elephants would be a bit more on the nose...If members of the Administration are upset that can’t eat anywhere they want now, they’re going to be _really_ mad… https://t.co/tx4ijYwbYL
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Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉and how long do they burn if it isn't an emergency? https://t.co/xWdazhuPBA
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉Very scary warning sign on our hike! https://t.co/RH9dkRzVnB
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉No one’s even talking about the fact that Sanders got a free cheese plate out of the whole deal https://t.co/1sgxiFjjTQ
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @gruber Is @AmyJane complaining about your smelly feet again?From the weekly letter newsletter from @warrenellis which never disappoints and is always interesting. https://t.co/FopNp8kakBA lovely story. https://t.co/4Ouqwvjx1H
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @inthefade 😝 @inthefade https://t.co/a5VyW0PihT @SethAbramson Thanks. Good thread.Old song, added verse. Turnout rises pretty dramatically with age, but each new generation has turned out at a low… https://t.co/TF1tblSf14
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Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @KrangTNelson I think you are thinking of pork roll.Honey the only thing I want is some punctuation in this goddamn sentence. https://t.co/mC3i2MfVLF
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉We really should be nicer to each other, try to get along, and use social media as a force to bring people together… https://t.co/xcdLHtITHS
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉Last night, I was told by the manager of @CubaLibreDC that I couldn't use the women's restroom, and after challengi… https://t.co/uAzORuiNrF
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉This is everything... Paul McCartney Carpool Karaoke https://t.co/jYSsVUpFEf via @YouTube
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6/24
2018
@hotdogsladies @siracusa @AlexCox @ismh Cheeses are orange! https://t.co/MahUutDPVa @inthefade I love those paisley pillows!Uh oh. Mike Huckabee is posting pictures from his spank bank again. https://t.co/jrGv41ua3G
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @dicktofel @MrJonCryer Is this the paragraph you mean? I don’t follow your math. https://t.co/9qbwWweeSO @treyradel @TheRickWilson Does following Rick Wilson on twitter count? @troutbum61 @AoDespair @Bourdain Me too. Take care of yourself, Patrick.Read ⁦@AoDespair⁩ on ⁦@Bourdain⁩. https://t.co/P24orkPoly
6/23
2018
NJ. Represent. 👊🏼 https://t.co/nAl0o9JLr6Calling all Michigan food safety nerds, @bugcounter and I are all finished our live podcast at the MSU College of L… https://t.co/Pa0KmNVU9j
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉Hey Michigan-based (or visiting) Food Safety Talk folks: @bugcounter and I are having a meet up at Bad Brewing (… https://t.co/EQPuCVItq3
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6/21
2018
@hotdogsladies @MaxTemkin My favorite C+ Santa Monica fascist.I did a blood test to see how allergic I am to tree nuts and it came back and said I wasn’t allergic to them anymor… https://t.co/zCvllYyecf
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6/20
2018
@inthefade Yup. Checks out.All men are mortal! Chico and the Man! Pull my finger! Seven meats, three cheeses! Chicks and ducks and geese bette… https://t.co/FFuc3QmaFr
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @tedleo Even the rain...
6/19
2018
@GlennF @hotdogsladies @MaxTemkin @AmyJane @Instacart Oh do not get me started on food service robots, Glenn. Cc: @benjaminchapman @bugcounter @hotdogsladies @AmyJane @Instacart Oh no my cold chain!
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @hotdogsladies @AmyJane @Instacart This can be a gap in our food safety regulatory infrastructure. The good news is… https://t.co/Ct3BtDKM7h
6/18
2018
Dr Seuss responded to America First, the first time around. https://t.co/yOZVHub4GD
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6/17
2018
@michelledanyluk Do they look like this: https://t.co/vIApTmTU3kPersonally, I favor a wheat bread and bacon style toilet paper. https://t.co/KcbYGznrPmHey kids, new episode of Food Safety Talk with me and @benjaminchapman is ready: https://t.co/Quu7l4ASQW. We talk a… https://t.co/L2P5IYtvqtMe: [shows photo] Wife: Do I know this person? Me: Yes... it's a famous person. Wife: ... Me: Look at the teeth. Wi… https://t.co/LozZMMgy81This is the cartoon that got @Rob_Rogers fired after 25 years working at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Spread it aro… https://t.co/5xCwAwD6mH
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉This is really good: Why I Won't Debate Science Once you put established facts about the world up for argument, y… https://t.co/qgwgxQVDyD
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @inthefade That’s me, every damn time. @princessharold Hey now! Even people with pedestrian taste in food deserve to be safe from Foodborne illness.
6/16
2018
Package image: https://t.co/xzxAkip65h“The FDA is advising consumers to not eat and to discard any Kellogg’s Honey Smacks cereal. This is regardless of s… https://t.co/pCKRghgj7d @squirrelchomp @TiffArment @MaxTemkin @AlexCox Postal Chicken Situation is my new favorite band.I think even Jesus would kick Jeff Sessions in the balls.
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉If ⁦@TiffArment⁩ follows my directions, then yes you can eat the rotisserie chicken meat that she will mail to you… https://t.co/eycOL7ugwPFor the record, I would not recommend handling used chicken *anything*, ⁦@AlexCox⁩, cc: ⁦@MaxTemkin⁩, ⁦@TiffArment⁩ https://t.co/B29lLWZO2xThe grandfather of alt-science https://t.co/pCl7u0aQ8s https://t.co/U2EIcvrRq3
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉Attention, this is important. https://t.co/Rde4EpZX0t
6/15
2018
But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉I know ⁦@siracusa⁩ is time constrained, but I’d really love for him to come on https://t.co/TBNtVIbgvW and talk abo… https://t.co/SlUC1R3jFe @jxpx777 Strong!Wonderful... https://t.co/AN8C82D5hI
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @daveshumka The ducks 🦆 agree.
6/14
2018
@MaxTemkin So he lies? I'm shocked. Also good work on the math! @inthefade I’m here to help? 😳 @inthefade When you get over that you can start worrying about getting Chagas disease, https://t.co/h1C5dKpBn1 @andlewis @siracusa @atpfm Accidental tech botulism! Cc: @MaxTemkinThank you for writing and sharing this. It's important to have more of these conversations in the open, to help red… https://t.co/0a0hNmhA5O
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @TarheelPhan What you me “we”, paleface? 😆 Seriously, all I know is in that link.
6/13
2018
“Calii Love kiosk” https://t.co/ktIbLhv092The most successful people I've met: 1. Study daily 2. Eat well 3. Thrive on others 4. Are literal sharks in the o… https://t.co/YKf4byDMcI
Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @AlexCox @FilmCritHULK Not exactly bummed out, but a very different take. Thanks. @DrDGarren So how does one “be” a non zero tolerance for Listeria?
6/12
2018
Kim Jong Un's cargo plane brought his portable toilet to Singapore to "deny determined sewer divers insights into t… https://t.co/AiizKrVVar
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Retweeted by D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉ @walterowensgrpa @ddale8 You sir, send a fax straight to *my* feelings. @anewberr @benjaminchapman Will investigate and report back.
6/11
2018
@DrDGarren ✊🏼👍🏼Multiple times since I received my PhD, I have had people address or refer to me and a male colleague as "Dr. Smith… https://t.co/RiQDOaidKD
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6/10
2018

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