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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@hotdogsladies I think you are thinking of a dog.
2/9
2016
@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman just today? @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman They are telling us what they think. But I think what they think is stupid. Not the first time, either.
2/8
2016
@danielpunkass @siracusa is it just me or did anyone else think of this as the beginning of a porno?Toe fungus and diarrhea. Gotta get these advertisers on podcasts.
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2/7
2016
@daringfireball *hair* a ride? @mathowie @johnroderick @hotdogsladies might need more time. @benjaminchapman @LetendreDan ๐Ÿ”œ ๐ŸŽ‰
2/3
2016
Reconcilable Differences: 18: Itโ€™s Devastating, @RecDiffs yes on the T-shirt. Don't tell my wife. https://t.co/DKm5FTH5PD
1/28
2016
Retweets are not endorsements. If anything, they're digital bookmarks for articles you should read now and I might read later.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerRe: RotL 186: @johnroderick please come on our podcast https://t.co/TBNtVIbgvW to discuss computers & food safety. https://t.co/ENFbbRakxPRotL: 186: โ€œElectric Papersโ€. We have computers so we can have Roderick on the Line. I rest my case. @RoderickOn https://t.co/ENFbbRakxPWait- so Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are two different people?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner @mrdavehill thank god it's not just me that's confused. @inthefade interesting juxtaposition. https://t.co/jVSrhXw0P7
1/26
2016
Re: TTS Ep. 143: With Merlin Mann, @benjaminchapman we need to talk handwashing the next time we have Merlin on. https://t.co/D3amBKGYjQTTS Ep. 143: โ€˜A Squirrel Eating a Duckโ€™, With Merlin Mann. Almost has me wishing I still had shoveling. Almost. https://t.co/GhEA1J4mxs
1/24
2016
@KenJennings maybe heโ€™s talking about the tree dude from that space movie?Don't walk on escalators. It's faster if everyone stands. https://t.co/HePnr7HPCv https://t.co/c4RaTkdMe8
Retweeted by Don Schaffner @njdotcom #outsidemywindownj https://t.co/5TZrT6sTxoI used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever https://t.co/DyspovLr3t
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1/23
2016
@muskrat_john what ever @siracusa recommends. @mannlymama ๐Ÿ˜ฑ @benjaminchapman I got yur ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ right here buddy @ProfMajowicz @mbbatz#researchemojichallenge ๐Ÿ‰โž•๐Ÿ”ฌโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“ˆ @benjaminchapman @ProfCharlesHaas @mbbatz @eliowa @JohnNCoupland Jesus Christ your research is complicated Batz.
1/22
2016
@benjaminchapman that's a plan right thar. @benjaminchapman https://t.co/DOgCToZFfBHey @benjaminchapman, guess what? Tag. Youโ€™re it. https://t.co/e5HnOaiD79Food Safety Talk 86: Low viscosity vomit https://t.co/iQjSL02p1T is posted.
1/19
2016
@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman ๐Ÿ˜ @DaveSnigier @danbenjamin as author notes in comments "Technically, it's biltong rather than jerky". No temp or RH measures = risky to me.
1/18
2016
1. Love what you do. 2. Define do. 3. Delimit love. 4. Feel sad. 5. Meta-emotions.
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1/16
2016
@mmbagelz @glozu4ia @benjaminchapman Jelly? Nobody uses jelly anymore https://t.co/fsN879E8XI
1/15
2016
@capnmariam @loseit Oh no! There goes Tokyo!Um @loseit, @yasso is a Japanese professor, not a tasty snack. @dasch1111 ๐Ÿ˜
1/14
2016
@Chobani it inhibits mold growth. @wojsvenwoj hike!
1/13
2016
Talking Chipotle food safety live on @joycardinshow until the top of the hour.
1/12
2016
Hmmm. You literally can't spell chipotle without E. coli. Why did it take me so long to realize this?
1/11
2016
@LOLGOP star wars. @GlennF Could be worse. Could be pee guacamole. @danbenjamin eeeeewwwww. @HarvardChanSPH thanks I read his full statement. @HarvardChanSPH ok, but the limit on added sugar allows about 1 sugar sweetened soda a day, so I really don't see any benefit to "big soda" @inthefade more like bed face. @HarvardChanSPH it's unclear to me how the limit on added sugar benefits "big soda".
1/9
2016
@counternotions @GlennF ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ @LetendreDan this ones on me, not @benjaminchapman. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
1/7
2016
.@warrenellis teaches me about Toilet Fremen and oh so much more at https://t.co/KNjS7oZg4L
1/6
2016
It's really important to keep tweets at 140 characters because part of the fun of twitter is crunching down your thoughts to get (1/215)
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1/5
2016
is this a deleted scene https://t.co/o9ZXea205x
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1/3
2016
@GlennF sew clever.
1/1
2015
Seeing in 2016 with fireworks? Hereโ€™s the chemistry behind their colours: https://t.co/GSbiw7GqlT https://t.co/mcFsmMuf8S
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12/31
2015
@fakedansavage both of them?this barfing Chipotle burrito is the best cover image Bloomberg has ever done https://t.co/U9olxkz4Fu
Retweeted by Don Schaffnerโ€œAlways two turntables there are, and a microphone.โ€ โ€“ Jedi Master Beck Yoda
Retweeted by Don Schaffner @kwarrine @CleanDropMobile @phijimchan @Forbes @Chipotle Exactly who is gaining? @kwarrine @CleanDropMobile @phijimchan @Forbes @Chipotle Any evidence? @wojsvenwoj gym lock combo?
12/29
2015
Multiplying chills *could be* a response to remembering seeing tarted up Olivia Newton John. Maybe a symptom of a mild sorta food poisoning.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerFrom the days before Twitter: my Lemmy story. https://t.co/fX0clPXv7l
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerPretty sure Lemmy is already giving Scot Weiland a wedgie.
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12/28
2015
@jmetzendorf Uh, dudes junk is sterile. Look it up. @inthefade ๐Ÿ˜ฌ#PostYourFavouriteStarWarsCharacters https://t.co/qQruqD2LdY
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerSorry losers and haters, but my midochlroian count is one of the highest -and you all know it!
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12/27
2015
Ah, I see people are already talking of #detox. Here's a handy guide I prepared earlier https://t.co/6RNomcNsFX https://t.co/dtBZ9bsjOy
Retweeted by Don Schaffner @LetendreDan @benjaminchapman it's the day after Christmas where all Canadians pretend they are hockey players and punch each other
12/26
2015
rt if you got socks
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerHey @bugcounter! Look what I got for Christmas and keep using to measure surface temps of my other gifts! https://t.co/PimyAGQfAh
Retweeted by Don Schaffner @iambillymcdo @benjaminchapman I think you are thinking of Holf.
12/25
2015
@danbenjamin @Ihnatko @benjaminchapman @hotdogsladies Easy Tex! "Our science... is the most precious thing we have" - Einstein @Ihnatko see https://t.co/PZB39ejR3b and https://t.co/VuYKfSmwrx for links to the aforementioned. You can DM me to work out the details. @Ihnatko @benjaminchapman Food safety in general, sous vide in particular. See e85 with @danbenjamin and e79 with @hotdogsladies. @sanspoint Dude I'm so sorry. Internet is out at home, so I spent the better part of the day trapped in a local Starbucks too. @sanspoint yet such a beautiful interface.Hey @benjaminchapman I think we should invite @Ihnatko on Food Safety Talk, to discuss this in more detail. https://t.co/PN7gmyW8k1 @benjaminchapman if you are not following @KyloR3n you should be. https://t.co/oK77fMPA1l
12/23
2015
@benjaminchapman HmHmHm, you don't know sheeeeeeeee-it.
12/22
2015
@benjaminchapman @hotdogsladies "social, let's get social"
12/21
2015
@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman The happiness is instant. The food poisoning? That takes 24 to 48 hours.
12/19
2015
Food Safety Talk: 85: Iโ€™m the jerky police. @benjaminchapman and I nerd out with @danbenjamin on beef jerky. https://t.co/qo6f13UwmHStanding in line to see #starwars? listen to Food Safety Talk 85: I'm the jerky police with me and @bugcounter https://t.co/DVqfuXsTVP
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12/18
2015
@mmbagelz @benjaminchapman All the great Clostridia!On The Ihnatko Almanac, recording today Dan talks about sous vide cooking with Andy, @benjaminchapman https://t.co/XVl8MjK1Hl
12/17
2015
These were the best podcast episodes of 2015. https://t.co/kHnO8xDRcH Can not believe we were overlooked AGAIN @benjaminchapman.
12/14
2015
@MicheleSamaryaT @PhDForum @PHDcomics @swallingford82 https://t.co/bi6K0k4taj @MicheleSamaryaT @PhDForum @PHDcomics @swallingford82 @Starbucks bastards!
12/12
2015
@danbenjamin weather line for routine stuff, dark sky for avoiding the rain.
12/11
2015
Lots 2 say? #Chipotle STILL silent 2 their 721K twitter followers. Not good .@barfblog @FoodSafetyMag @bmarler https://t.co/pShYBwRBu7
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12/10
2015
@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman we have a couple in the can on Chipotle.
12/9
2015
@codinghorror so.How about we not let that stupid motherfucker back into NYC?
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12/7
2015
Food Safety Talk 84: All the Great Journals https://t.co/uRCLBz6BVY with me and @benjaminchapman @benjaminchapman and her little dog too!
12/6
2015
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