Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Host of @pyhtshow & @queerycast. Pre-order my new album here: https://t.co/VWU35cl77r

1,265 Following   111,213 Followers   20,148 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/13/09


Come see @pyhtshow tonight 8PM at @ucbtla. https://t.co/mSJxgRgl65Today I’m thinking about how closely racial justice is tied to access to birth control & abortion It’s a big reason I’m w/ @PPactOne thing about me is I’m chill Was sick for 10 days & the 1st day I felt better walked 9 MILES across San Francis… https://t.co/TGPQGJ9bLp @RomiTheWriter @jonathancoulton @paulandstorm @SFSketchfest @BayAreaData @johnroderick @swedishhall This is a very… https://t.co/MDjzoqCitD
1/16
2018
🎶 shape as old as water 🎶 https://t.co/VeZ1zYkFhcHi. I could talk about consent all day, every day for a few yrs & not be annoyed cuz the alternative is the system we’ve hadOh wow. Dolores O’Riordan was a BIG part of my childhood. Helped me give myself permission to be. https://t.co/z7IBtMSzidCoretta Scott King, longtime LGBT advocate. Let's continue the work. https://t.co/ELQQNuTtJ3
Retweeted by Cameron Esposito
1/15
2018
@hallublin @wegotthistweets @RheaButcher Same. U guys are sweeties.College gymnastics is killing me!! Whole team standing off the mat DOING THE ROUTINE W/ HER. https://t.co/Q72FhtDxbkAlso works w/ him or them!I have a consent cheat code If ur unsure if she’s into it ASK HERhttps://t.co/O3ZaAiv6UY
1/14
2018
@swedishhall Oh the show is at 10 Not 930 HOW WILL I STAY AWAKE @teganandsara But CLEARLY can be done. @spiffyscientist Just got a yes to standby tix. I’m sure close to showtime is fine. Good luck!!!Hey SF! Our show is SOLD OUT but there will be standby tix at the door. 930PM at @swedishhall https://t.co/sIB1tfkgRj @spiffyscientist I don’t know! Asking the fest. If u show up I will try my best to get u in. @ameliabonow @Schottnyc only the bestSan Francisco! I’m at the bridge! See me + @RheaButcher tonight 930PM at @swedishhall. https://t.co/ETTpXcyC9b @elizaskinner You’d be so happy w/ who it wasIn SF for Sketchfest Last time I did the fest an actor I LOVE asked if Rhea & I were wearing matching costumes An… https://t.co/ZygyudqdgT @BirchandMaple I’d fly the plane.I’m the kind of woman who takes the armrest on planes.Wow. This app is accurate af. https://t.co/EUApiDrvTG
1/13
2018
Sweet home Chicago. https://t.co/cQDIa9WZ3g @andizeisler I will pay for the cane* *like a cheap caneWhite dudes really counting on “witch hunt” moving the dial NO SIRS IT DOES NOT shaking my head just typing thisI’d say Tr*mp is a racist pig but I respect animals.Women are doing SO MUCH teaching right now, especially woc Patient, repeated teaching “Yes, he is racist.” “Yes,… https://t.co/wVssDc3tfo
1/12
2018
Shithole President..@cameronesposito and @RheaButcher married their comedy soul mates. #LoveStories Totally taken with each other, th… https://t.co/imPaGdgYwl
Retweeted by Cameron EspositoOne nice thing about being married is having someone who really GETS YOU to talk about ur crushes with @ArielDumas Down the hatch! @gerryconway Gerry let’s keep chatting. I like that ur engaged. @AlexBoniello I’ll take it!San Francisco: Wanna see this hair in person?? @swedishhall this Saturday 930PM w/ @rheabutcher.… https://t.co/e5z9ZCXqQF @gerryconway Women don’t need this commentary in sci-fi/fantasy entertainment. Show me something I don’t LIVEI want more women directing bc I’m tired of watching sexual violence IN EVERYTHING
1/11
2018
Sophia the robot coulda been built to look like any dang thing & they went w/ vague white woman PUT THAT INTELLIGE… https://t.co/uZ7rK0rl6j @outmagazine Sorry follow-up: doesn’t this snap look post-apocalyptic? WE LIVED I GUESS https://t.co/2vFMevwRqiWe’re in @outmagazine bb. https://t.co/OPUFGTxufwOne good thing about me is I can’t keep my damn mouth shut @Adaripp Go baby go!! 🧜‍♂️⛸When will we finally get a straight white dude’s perspective on things?Can’t WAIT to watch Adam skate. https://t.co/ZZulbusgyr @MissAlexWhite @ThaliaHallChi @paulcherry69 @RheaButcher Go get em!!Wayne’s World, but with me and @cameronesposito and “schwings” are replaced with “very cool great work, love what you’re doing. Rad.”
Retweeted by Cameron Esposito
1/10
2018
Some of our beautiful crowd for tonight’s 5yr anniversary @pyhtshow I love doing this dang show w/ my wife & my pa… https://t.co/UDLKhakzF2Thank you so much @cameronesposito!!! 💖 It's going to get a lot more difficult for smaller nonprofits like us to ra… https://t.co/4Gmmk3CvxM
Retweeted by Cameron EspositoHey pals! Goal hit. Little over 3hrs to get to $10k for @TransLifeline. U can still donate!… https://t.co/TTs8hjPZWn2hrs in & we’ve raised almost $1k! Goal: get to $10k for @TransLifeline https://t.co/ds26GeAfvC https://t.co/UjkMHZ2byI @MikeDrucker @TransLifeline 😘👌 (that’s an Italian kiss)I’m fundraising for @TransLifeline. $300 in the first hr. Can u join in? https://t.co/ds26GeAfvC Goal: get to $1… https://t.co/a2z3GVyrJ0 @TransLifeline 2017 saw an uptick in LGBTQ homicides. POC, especially black trans women are our most at risk queer… https://t.co/osKifaW4jpThis morning I’m fundraising. Here on Twitter for @TransLifeline. On my Insta for Project Q. Goal: get Translife… https://t.co/5zJwSJb2XJThis is the 4th black lesbian to be killed in the last few weeks. And her 11 year old too. This needs to stop.… https://t.co/ogfND1r82u
Retweeted by Cameron Esposito
1/9
2018
(i say this & i’m THE BIGGEST Doug Jones fan. I love him. What. An. Actor.)As a lesbian, my review of the fishman movie is that he needs to trim his nails.My wife won’t feel my inflamed sinus Y DO I EVEN HAVE A WIFEIt’s weird that in lesbian porn they never show the lesbians yelling about politics.Hey so anyways in some good news, I’m super happy to be back at @SFSketchfest this year! Co-headlining with… https://t.co/eKSgc8XMuB
Retweeted by Cameron EspositoWomen say nothing “Complicit!” Women say something “Not enough!” Dudes* pull the same shit forever, while wearing… https://t.co/toAC6agswc“There aren’t female directors to nominate.” Dee Rees. Mudbound & Pariah are on Netflix. Bessie is on HBO Go. WATCH… https://t.co/ZgcUALXNYx
1/8
2018
@danarel U should change ur last name to “Ariel” like the fishwoman.Nice to see this Natalie tonight. https://t.co/70w7u3PcqQOprah is perfect* https://t.co/NBq9FOZgjt
Retweeted by Cameron Esposito“THE ALL MALE NOMINEES” yes. YES!Stable. Genius. https://t.co/jei0jVcHhFOprah’s speech is PERFECT.Women creating. Women directing. Women writing. Women crew. That’s all I ask. Oh wait, female execs. And everyone’s gay!Carol is queen. https://t.co/fxcIi61KSPLoving this iconic film reunion at the #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/tfvW7bRs2l
Retweeted by Cameron EspositoThis is me on that stage. https://t.co/IfLxhIFOMpJust mentioning that I’ve hosted TWO award shows in the same room where the Golden Globes is held So like I GET th… https://t.co/DowghsJiLaDeb w/ the will AND grace. https://t.co/GlHlYZbmDiAnd this: https://t.co/vJ9t2EErCc @TIMESUPNOW This right here: https://t.co/86KKDy4NdK @ira @TIMESUPNOW Ira! For u, I will.
1/7
2018
X

0