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Dare Obasanjo @Carnage4Life Washington, USA

My day job is leading the advertiser platform team behind https://t.co/1FkMwT0712 & https://t.co/8kyvBgHQ8N . Outside that I dabble in mobile apps and blogging.

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Joined Twitter 12/19/07


Zuckerberg and entire Facebook PM team just phoning it in at this point 😂😂😂 https://t.co/iDWTLOpF7d
3/28
2017
@Patztense "we are asking you to use the military to remove them" followed by "we cannot tolerate tyranny" https://t.co/SALVkJWtGj
3/26
2017
Working in Uber PR must be the busiest job in tech https://t.co/ceBlt0CJi6[Justice League trailer] Flash: So what's your super power? Batman: I'm rich https://t.co/5UHoQvjGyj
3/25
2017
Uber CEO took his girlfriend and senior leaders to a Korean brothel? What is wrong with this company? https://t.co/q0AGvfJOvohttps://t.co/nldsrLMi7gJust shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoHappy Friday everyone 😂😂😂 https://t.co/5YxAV3bUzKA trickle becomes a flood. A long fall away from "Don't be evil". 🙈🙉🙊 https://t.co/iPTaDm5yod
3/24
2017
#AHCA is what happens when you want a president who runs county like a business. Sick people are expensive, son. https://t.co/KGkcoK5bvNYour random reminder of Barack Obama's greatest scandal. https://t.co/43G3zDvumL
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3/23
2017
#buyersremorse https://t.co/WFqkvfZccbReally happy to see advertisers force Google to confront reality it makes money for & from hate mongers & racists https://t.co/whQiv2eLJ1
3/22
2017
@alex Pinterest is an online shopping wish list for many women. So much commercial intent. Yummy ad dollars 💰💰💰Tablets ended up being a fad. Wonder if biz schools will use Windows 8 as innovator's dilemma cautionary tale. https://t.co/QakNmqxgqr
3/21
2017
The opposite of artificial intelligence is FB Messenger asking me if I want to share a reaction GIF as a story https://t.co/r9o5OzDlvV
3/20
2017
I just published “ARPU: Why Snap Inc will be a bigger disappointment to IPO investors than Twitter or GroupOn” https://t.co/LZH2g6TZDbI've never seen an exec throw an employer under the bus like this on resigning.Simply amazing… https://t.co/IAbEN1xHn1President of @Uber quits because apparently the culture too broken to fix https://t.co/kplapwLDaf @anildash holy 💩. Is that seriously an article arguing someone shouldn't be fired for a racist tirade at coworker because they write well? 😦
3/19
2017
"Nobody has more respect for women than me." https://t.co/np3sCci15R
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3/18
2017
Things I learned today. https://t.co/lM2xAjIg3H
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoGoogle went from "don't be evil" to making money & funding so much hate speech U.K. government pulled YouTube ads https://t.co/RqnzkUys9y
3/17
2017
Are there any success stories about putting an app store in a messaging app that aren't WeChat in China? https://t.co/JMcPpvU2XMSnapchat valued at 2x Twitter. Does it have 2x users, ad revenue or growth potential? Investors waking up hungover… https://t.co/DBatSHcQiN
3/16
2017
Zuck, you are becoming a parody of yourself man. https://t.co/fqyhgPJA3z @nikkijumpfly @BingAds https://t.co/Th6W37sWul[FB Messenger team meeting] Manager: I'm jealous everyone ❤️Instagram stories Shitty PM: what if we nag to share private pics? M: brilliant[Apple HQ] Manager: I invested in the $SNAP IPO and need people to use iMessage less Shitty PM: let's make sharing pics worse M: brilliant
3/15
2017
Plausible theory that Otto was never a real self driving startup just a vehicle to transfer stolen Google IP to Uber https://t.co/TL2wvBV6ok
3/14
2017
If $SNAP has already given up on growing users and is saying look at 💵growth instead then they're screaming sell. See $TWTR for experienceCurrently working on a post titled "Snapchat IPO investors in for bigger disappointment than GRPN & TWTR investors" https://t.co/LIlRpaSK3y
3/13
2017
@ramez @Noahpinion a lot of people in the middle think this. The far right just voices it while middle whines about political correctness @ramez @Noahpinion they definitely do think it's zero sum even if you don't https://t.co/SJMihc67Hx @ramez @Noahpinion tell that to the people who have to compete with the best & brightest from all over the world given poor US ed background @ramez @Noahpinion is the goal of last two tweets to point out that white nationalists have a reason to feel threatened?
3/12
2017
you can only rt this today https://t.co/vFS3bp0qxz
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoOur favourite live TV moment of the week by far 👶😂 https://t.co/GXSCUl5hYI
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo @BingAds market share is increasing https://t.co/QzIg3TWwWU
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3/10
2017
Why isn't this interview just one word? SNAPCHAT 😂😂😂 https://t.co/HQbdwQHqt2Car insurance can't work if people who don't get in accidents have to pay to subsidize people who get in crashes… https://t.co/wJcd2mvgar @BenedictEvans @donaldmcintyre_ we're all still forced to pay since emergency rooms have to treat uninsured which raises hospital billsWeirdest thing about #StarWars is that it was easier to teach humans to understand beeps than add speech processor to R2 units 🤔
3/9
2017
Apparently the Statue of Liberty lights went out due to a power failure. But I would argue women are also protesting due to a power failure.
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3/8
2017
Uber being a 💩 place to work doesn't mean they lose customers. We learned that from Amazon,Walmart & Nike sweatshops https://t.co/Haql7XYl4P
3/7
2017
"Twitter is a truth machine" is exactly what I think whenever I see a tweet from @realDonaldTrump 😏 https://t.co/jhnVH0Go8e$SNAP learned from $TWTR and doesn't disclose active user numbers. Mind blown that investors didn't care at IPO - https://t.co/z8A3dbkjsy
3/6
2017
WeChat’s 'instant apps' failing to take off. Same happening with FB Messenger. Wrong paradigm? https://t.co/xBfY836MiiFemale engineer details harassment from female manager at Uber. As expected Uber HR did nothing #tirefire https://t.co/DsTfs4pzYf
3/4
2017
I'm sorry, sir, but state & federal laws prohibit me from selling you this #1 Dad mug when your child can't even name two members of Wu-Tang
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo @anildash like Twitter it won't live up to its valuation which is OK since investors got paid which is all that matters #grouponredux
3/2
2017
Our most requested feature now delivered on. Woo hoo. 🍾🎉 https://t.co/hzPVwaYdFP
3/1
2017
I saw Uber posted an apology and wondered for which incident. Funny enough I guessed wrong #tirefire #disaster https://t.co/wNOVVSrKmKWhen your code is a mess but everything works out in the end https://t.co/UEyb93sPq6
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoJP Morgan software reviews contracts in seconds. Used to take lawyers days. Automation displacing white collar jobs https://t.co/Tj2wasBRN1Heart breaking anonymous blog post from a woman who suffered sexual harassment at Uber. Crazier than Susan's story https://t.co/Ce1ni2n9x5
2/28
2017
Someone in the Platteville Library in Wisconsin has a great sense of humor... https://t.co/3SU7GTgR5B
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoOscar loser for Best Makeup vs Oscar Winner for Best Makeup https://t.co/x9zKOyYGcE
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo @deray someone did https://t.co/zisw5LBG5KUber. *sigh* https://t.co/MwaiIVihca
2/27
2017
Huh - Facebook has a new hardware arm called Building 8. Amongst other roles, they're hiring for a Brain-Computer I… https://t.co/R2E1UpHtnH
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2/25
2017
My favorite Twitter bug is even after unfollowing people their likes continue to show in your timeline forever... https://t.co/07oJut8DTQhttps://t.co/U5UF7PT2qe
2/24
2017
Google X (aka Waymo) is suing Uber for stealing their self driving technology. What a slimy company 😷 https://t.co/A850rKchO2
2/23
2017
Can't get over how Instagram ships more features in 3 months than Twitter does in 3 years with a smaller team https://t.co/Mzj70D0dD3Uber thought the job of HR is to deal with hiring & recruitment not personnel issues. You get what you pay for. 👎https://t.co/F1BjdhbmCV
2/22
2017
Agree with @stratechery that Facebook applying political agenda to newsfeed is bad no matter how altruistic it seems https://t.co/JILzVDqPVV
2/21
2017
Salon convinced me to start blocking ads on mobile. What a user hostile experience https://t.co/zPNi863FAyUber's CEO: We're on the verge of solving autonomous driving w/ AI also we didn't identify that 90% of female engineers quit until this blog
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2/20
2017
After the terrible events #lastnightinSweden , IKEA have sold out of this: https://t.co/Bs1XI7ffKG
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoCrazy post about how commonplace sexual harassment, sexism and political infighting is at @Uber. A terrible employer https://t.co/w7jjtMjLHzTrump supporter feat. Dido https://t.co/ZgfIwvuzDz
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoCorporate tax cuts expected and most believe truly damaging Trump policies like trade wars won't happen . Optimism… https://t.co/TvspRvnqp4
2/19
2017
@BenedictEvans @fmanjoo @Jason I believe @joshelman said this functionality was retired because it was "creepy". That's what keeps FB ahead @deray Hillary having a charity was corruption yet this guy is literally selling access to government. Stunned by the blatant corruption
2/18
2017
@ramez as real as Fake Steve JobsThis Magic Leap harassment lawsuit is like something out of an HR video https://t.co/dT0rU90fGB https://t.co/twlEPwRLRL
2/15
2017
Happy Valentine's Day https://t.co/ekXLhH6UlsAmazon launched Chime, a WebEx & Skype for Business competitor. Wondering how this fits in AWS strategy? 🤔 https://t.co/XjNI6vtOTe
2/14
2017

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