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Dare Obasanjo @Carnage4Life Washington, USA

My day job is leading the advertiser platform team behind https://t.co/1FkMwT0712 & https://t.co/8kyvBgHQ8N . Outside that I dabble in mobile apps and blogging.

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Joined Twitter 12/19/07


๐Ÿธโ˜• https://t.co/LzXGpfa6p5This always makes me laugh #computers #funny https://t.co/v4WNjKRh8G
7/29
2016
@jenstar did you mean to link to your speed test results?
7/28
2016
Reason number 261 to not take investment advice from magazines https://t.co/I5S4KmcJwG
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7/27
2016
๐Ÿค https://t.co/HJk9DFoNbMLots of awesome news in next Outlook release. Clutter is being replaced by focused inbox & @ mentions in mail rocks https://t.co/wUazhR9JDb
7/26
2016
It's really motivating to see such strong positive reactions from #BingAds advertisers ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜บ https://t.co/ycniEBI6zA https://t.co/X2sdchtxR5
7/25
2016
@dbbaskette did you read the comments?
7/24
2016
Pointing out that Nintendo didn't create Pokemon Go is like saying Microsoft didn't create Halo #pointlesspedantry https://t.co/Pz4iNMSI3tWorking @ Reddit = avoiding coworkers drunken sexual advances & harassment from site's users https://t.co/IwBrTottwC https://t.co/5QZ9RFrAOl
7/23
2016
@jmgagnon was the social media policy lifted?How I built an app with 500000 users in 5 days on $100 server by @erikduindam is good stuff https://t.co/qEjX9v3nU0 https://t.co/cDkfNWTn1VLayoff horror story at Cyanogen this morning ๐Ÿ˜จ https://t.co/Oaxo7HFd1Y https://t.co/MKAnTC4M3t
7/22
2016
I love how Trump supporters know that voting your conscience is not a Trump endorsement.
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo"SAYS?" LOOK AT HIM. https://t.co/vhKHfaAVNc
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7/21
2016
@alex nothing I'm willing to share with the press ๐Ÿ˜Š Rest assured it's a faulty assumption that every IE switcher to Chrome was toolbar user @alex I doubt you have more data than me about how Chrome has helped Google's search revenue ๐Ÿ˜Great article about the transformation of Bing into Microsoft's quiet money maker #BingAds #StayFocused https://t.co/BIeG1hv02d @alex that's incorrect. Biggest loser from existence of Chrome is IE. https://t.co/FYWK5sqGXk @alex do you ask the same about Google search revenue and Android + Chrome integration? Never seen you do it if so. ๐Ÿ˜บMicrosoft earnings beats expectations. We did our part at #BingAds with revenue up 16% year over year ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ป #ninjacat https://t.co/8gcBIttuiI @Carnage4Life working on consumer tech products is about scratching your own itch. How to deal with harassment isnt typical Twitter dev itchEg of blind spots due to lack of diversity is Twitter. If it had meaningful number of female/POC engineers, handling abuse would be priorityTwitter won't tick off their most active users with user growth stalling even if those users are trolls. #realtalk https://t.co/5uNwdn3gUX
7/19
2016
Watch this Melania's gonna have a snapchat vid showing Michelle allowing her to use those lines.
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo"so taylor, how do you explain kim's snapchat story?" tay: https://t.co/4r65wGhU8Y
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7/18
2016
There are more black women in this picture than Facebook hired in 2013. (695 hires, 1 black woman) #FBNoExcuses https://t.co/fKmEZeFmlG
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7/17
2016
Mandatory diversity training + recruiting from same schools & companies you always have isnt going to magically diversify your employee baseWhen FB says they can't find POC to hire, they mean they cant get CMU, Stanford, etc to retroactively admit more POC https://t.co/wMmp3DcMe4
7/16
2016
I just published โ€œThe Big Lie: Tech Companies and Diversity Hiringโ€ https://t.co/ZHasOupL4c
7/15
2016
"It takes 20 years to make an overnight success." The story behind #PokemonGO https://t.co/WziQaCEOsU
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo @anildash @q0rtz you mean like their original game? https://t.co/jrUTyiAVQi
7/13
2016
Is there ever any good product news about Twitter? https://t.co/I1yvkNrq8AIs there a Twitter mobile client I can use to block every tweet with the word "pokemon" in it?
7/12
2016
Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoRichard Pryor on police brutality in 1974. Jump to 0:28 for a familiar story #samestuffdifferentdecade - https://t.co/2L1NxRsdym
7/9
2016
Yahoo brings its news, weather, monkey, & finance bots to Facebook Messenger. Wait. What? Monkey bot? https://t.co/D6JIGpPHVzI believe we are a nation that can mourn the men killed by police and also the police who died tonight. There is no contradiction.
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo'I can't take any more!' she cried. 'It's too painful! What is it called?' '2016,' he sighed.
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7/8
2016
"We are sick and tired of the killings of young men and women in our communities." https://t.co/0096ANKSHd https://t.co/ESctvpwgzR
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo#realtalk https://t.co/VdYDB7F6WeI'm now seeing more news break on Facebook Live than Twitter/Periscope. Crazy how they've beaten another startup at their own game again
7/7
2016
Key sign that we're at end of a technology cycle is tech VCs funding regular businesses & expecting tech multiples https://t.co/bVIUc2AhWVExcellent essay dissecting Clash of Clans, it's fans and the compulsive behavior it creates - https://t.co/2wq97rkh0v#AltonSterling is the 558th person killed by police in 2016. #PhilandoCastile is 559, reaching for his license. His baby was in the back.
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoWallet. Sleeping. Skittles. Cell phone. Loud music. Cigarettes. Cigarillos. Shopping at Walmart. Toy gun. Failure to signal. CD's.
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoCop asked him for license & reg. He reached for his glove box and was shot. Live streamed on Facebook by his GF. https://t.co/h1Cvf5CWKSWe're excited to unveil Microsoft #AppSource! Find+experience line-of-business SaaS apps on https://t.co/zhPcTCEGxQ https://t.co/FfC95GekF0
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoOnce Microsoft worried about the browser making the PC irrelevant. Ironically the web is main thing keeping it relevant to consumers todayStudent asks Quora to do his programming homework. People do so in the most awesome way https://t.co/fc1R4qwa4T #funny #programming
7/6
2016
Posted this over the weekend. Let me know what you think. https://t.co/rceZ6hwKIWIn tech it's hard to tell a bad idea from one that's ahead of its time or merely poorly executed https://t.co/eZhcZvmvpF #sharingeconomy
7/5
2016
Today we celebrate the day when Jeff Goldblum blind deployed untested code into a completely hostile environment and it ran first time ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo @technologypoet updated the post. @technologypoet thanks for the feedback. Wanted to throw in some balance but can see how a political bent may end up alienating.I just published โ€œWhy Silicon Valley Loves Universal Basic Income Even Though It Is Completely Unworkableโ€ https://t.co/LJQZlJjvB9
7/4
2016
Interviewing startup masks voices to hide gender to uncover gender bias in interviews. Finds something else instead https://t.co/gk75U1z10YEvery buzzword eventually is redefined so broadly as to be meaningless. Today's entry? Visual bots (aka widgets) https://t.co/F5vxK7eHWK
7/2
2016
EU realizing the old trope that algorithms are objective & fair is bogus. EU citizens can ask why algo decision made https://t.co/TcVAlG7puZWhere do you think money to pay for $15 minimum wage will come from? @codinghorror fixing nowSilicon Valley disruption at work. #airbnb https://t.co/5EGCxwJ24dMyth: Open offices result in massive collaboration. Reality: 2 people loudly collaborate; 30 must wear headphones to get any work done.
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7/1
2016
Facebook is a TV channel and publishers/apps are shows. You'll eventually get cancelled to make way for new content https://t.co/OpFcGTmqEQ
6/29
2016
Prelude to what would happen if Trump actually became president & tried to build a wall + break trade deals #brexit https://t.co/txejXk1EIl
6/27
2016
@DrPizza @marshallk you don't have to explain DWB to a black male. Trump winning cuz he speaks to people's pain. They don't feel privileged @marshallk white people who are struggling to make ends meet don't feel "privileged". Liberal elites laying guilt trips is counterproductivePosts like this are why I suspect @realDonaldTrump will win this election. Racism cuts both ways. See #brexit https://t.co/AIRMyXQOQRLots of ageist rants about #Brexit. Given older voters saw pre & post EU seems like their voice most relevant right? https://t.co/3OkNB9yBPM @betsyphd use https://t.co/D2gmtB65ul it literally saves hours of standing in line. We did 4 rides in 1 hour with it
6/25
2016
News really looking like the political back story to the latest call of duty
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6/24
2016
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/wFmtDXNjbM @The_Cakery47 how can we help improve your Bing Ads experience?Remember, it is possible to be in support of #NoBillNoBreak and the demand for a vote while also being opposed to the no-fly list.
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6/23
2016
Donโ€™t you hate when you get mistaken for someone you're not? Kermit #TeaFrog > #TeaLizard #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness #PutSomeRespeckOnMyName
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoBeen playing with @Bingads Editor for Mac a few weeks now & lovinโ€™ it. Request your access here! https://t.co/GFsPGH9LV8 #ppcchat #BAE
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoOur most requested feature finally getting in customer's hands. ๐Ÿ˜Š https://t.co/kFZIaIH6K0
6/22
2016
I donโ€™t think @GMA knows anything about memes, but thatโ€™s none of my business. #TeaLizard https://t.co/t4BwCRPORi
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoWondered why Trump campaign had so little ๐Ÿ’ฐ yet so many supporters. Then I read top rated FB comment from supporter https://t.co/g5lgAB6GrH
6/21
2016
@anildash didn't Gawker destroy themselves given they lost in court?
6/20
2016
WOOOOOOOOW. https://t.co/PSU1VMDkYv
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjolebron post game gonna be epic
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoRule #1 of startup hiring: You don't compete with GOOG & FB on perks. You compete on equity, freedom and potential upside from said equityStartup cutting costs by laying off 10 people and cancelling $400K company retreat. The revenge of expensive perks https://t.co/FriAyie75oStartup advice on Medium - build a budget for your company. Was ๐Ÿ˜„ until I saw 80 recommends. #notabubble https://t.co/mISHPq7oWR @mattcutts congrats. I'm sure you'll do great things under President Trump โ˜บ
6/19
2016
Went indoor skydiving with the awesome #BingAds PM team this afternoon. Fun times https://t.co/Ocg5SujYvL
6/17
2016
@joshelman doesn't matter, got acquired for $26 billion ๐Ÿ˜Tim Cook on checking out the headlines on @Techmeme after #WWDC https://t.co/aFp9R3pFqLSocial apps greatly restricting APIs as they monetize users viewing in their apps. ThinkUp is latest casualty https://t.co/6adngaxjSxApp install ads and video ads between auto advancing stories come to Snapchat. Obvious & necessary given valuation https://t.co/CKs1F7O4lSMicrosoft would like to join your professional network. ๐Ÿ˜Š Super smart and complementary move by Satya. https://t.co/JGn7IfPLmM
6/13
2016
@MikeVMedia @BingAds Thanks Mike. What do you like about it most? ๐Ÿ˜ŠTrump is truly an awful person. https://t.co/vQp3CQ9Nmv
Retweeted by Dare ObasanjoBest to just avoid the Internet today https://t.co/GV5TOCh4V7The harassment that occurs on Twitter and their total ineptness at dealing is a ๐Ÿ’ฉ show https://t.co/MLozlX29JK https://t.co/VcY428VrnI
6/12
2016
@jamiet @RafSalas @BingAds Marketing team started using Tableau prior to Power BI supporting scenario. There are discussions ongoing nowDelete your account. https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY
Retweeted by Dare Obasanjo @stevesi @robleathern why not have a rule that says "don't visit my website unless you're running a browser you coded yourself"? ๐Ÿ˜Š #elitism @stevesi @robleathern first rule is stupid because it effectively punishes any site without ad sales team/product
6/9
2016

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