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VP Comms, @truex | Board member @mouse_org | Runner, rower, hiker | Ex-@google @cnet @princeton | @forbes #30under30 alum | Cranky libertarian with a cute cat

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The word "misogyny" gets gratuitously slung about so much, it's helpful to have a reminder of what the real thing l…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHe was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless...'s not #caturday yet and Princess Caterpillar won't stand for such an injustice. #catstagram
@aberoyce Some of the others are amazing. "Having his balls reattached?"Replies to this tweet do not disappoint. is calling out for some "help" from the cast of @MST3K. @CarsonSieving The joke in central Maine is that everyone either drives an Outback or an F150 and that tells you who they voted for @CarsonSieving Nissan Rogues are super common at rental car companies. I wonder if that adds to it at all. @CarsonSieving Yes. That's been pointed out before - but color me surprised that the Prius isn't the most common car in the Northeast.I love America
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @yunapark I got through an hourlong delay on the tarmac last week and literally the only thing that stopped me from… @yunapark OMFG no wine. STAY STRONGtweet of the year 2k17
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @AKDawson @LauraNelson I was just thinking recently about how amazing infomercial gifs areFOX Networks Group invites you to test your attention with @NatGeoChannel's @JasonSilva:
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyShort thread about the constant outrage on campus about speakers: You are making these people richer/more famous.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @j_allen @slobotski @BenSasse @StateofNebraska In fairness, the most iconically violent song on that album was about a town in New Jersey @JonStrickland I genuinely do not know how my mom did it. @JonStrickland Hey, same! (Well, one teacher, one gov't employee who is now a teacher.)Back in my day we called this "my parents were cheap and were saving to send me to college" @ArrestVanOMA @BenSasse @slobotski @MeanStreetsOMA Ok this Twitter account is amazing
@senatorshoshana mostly they get scared by my NY drinking abilities and cut me off so they don't lose too much money @senatorshoshana in fairness y'all have way more bottomless brunches than we do (I'm in NY, my BF is in DC, so I bridge the divide) @senatorshoshana There are no good brunches in DC. We've tried. @j_allen @slobotski @BenSasse @StateofNebraska Where I come from all we know about NE is a Bruce Springsteen album @JerryHendrixII In fairness they do that in Buffalo, which in my experience is a more Canadian city than Windsor @JerryHendrixII He might just be from a sketchy borderland like Maine or DetroitThe state of Nebraska could basically make a whole tourism campaign out of the Twitter accounts of @BenSasse and @slobotski. @17281posse @BenSasse On the Cool Band front I love Tragically Hip and (especially) The Weakerthans @17281posse @BenSasse forget I ever said that, it's better if you don't know @17281posse @BenSasse BIEBER @BenSasse true datWow, we're really getting aggressive about our policy toward Canada try. #astronomersball #blacktie #nycnightlife #chesterfield #glamourshot @ Greenwich Village of the day: "shivelights" - the sharp lances of sunshine that pierce the canopy or foliage of a wood.(Gerard M…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyiPhone 7 doesn’t have a headphone jack, but a bag of Doritos does now. What a time to be alive.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWas so exciting to be a small part of this project. Check it out and see just how good you are at understanding you… fun with this, Conspiracy Twitter: Amber Heard once starred in a bad movie directed by Paul Manafort's daughter @bobbaer 😂
@FarRocker fair point!This evening in Whit Stillman movies come to life. #nyclife #centralpark #centralparkwest @arshimbo @fiery_jennyrose I'm going to be late for work today because my cat wanted extra cuddlesYou think the patriarchy is bad, try living in a catriarchy.
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French election makes me think about how it'd be if we'd had an election with candidates Trump/Hillary/Bernie/Cruz and subsequent runoff 🤔 @FarRocker @20committee me too. I need a lawyer name. Fewer syllables and less Irish probs..@TravelLeisure Well appointed differentiated non-cookie-cutter hotels with a vibrant scene have an appeal a random…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @chibikonaga I love dogz! Caterpillar actually prefers them to other cats.Which means she did very well elsewhere. Regional inequality, and its resulting political resentments, is the overl…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @FarRocker @20committee That's an interesting point. Recruiting people to your cause is also protected, no? @Shpantzer she's such a diva!It'd be easier to refute this if so many American women hadn't been bullied into supporting HRC because "VOTE FOR A… is such sweet sorrow. Happy b'day to Shakespeare. 🎭🎉 #ProseBeforeBros
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @kerryhowell oh she's well aware (and uses it to her advantage) @FarRocker @20committee 1A also protects freedom of assembly.Of course it's assumed they could be baited with cat food and caught with a cat leash because this is Maine and eve… HOW CUTE SHE IS 1st Amendment exists to protect the people you wish would shut up. Be warned, people who are sick of hearing about my adorable cat. @FarRocker @20committee yes, it does. for Bernie. Mob rule is un-American. Never forget the basic truth that 1A exists to protect assholes.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHappy Earth Day
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyBali is a very good dog. are for sunshine, belly rubs, and plotting how to kidnap this cute dog. #dogsofinstagram
Dogs at play on the grounds of #thesecrethotel's farmland. Time to get all #liveauthentic with… beginning to show its colors in the #hudsonvalley at a place so badass that we're… wishes to all my friends and colleagues heading to the #marchforscience today! 🌎🔬🔭 @Toni_Airaksinen When I was 9 I wrote to then-VP Al Gore asking him to ban cigarettes because my dog ate one and su… @CutlerJC @MTA I miss California but I don't miss traffic jams
Absolut Mandrin @KatieBoehret @KatieBoehret next Nobel Peace Prize should go to whoever can successfully trick Jeff Sessions into eating a pot brownie.Just heard some disturbing news from Louise Mensch: that @shingy may be a covert Russian agent.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMurder rate in Jeff Session's Alabama: 8 per 100,000 residents. Murder rate in New York City: 3 per 100,000 residents.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @KatieBoehret it just wants cuddlesTHIS IS NO GAME.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @ErinGaetz yes and I even have wine!!!! @ErinGaetz The Russians got us.Here's what it looked like when the lights went out on my @MTA 4 train tonight many portions of fruits and vegetables was this supposed to be again juicero
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