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@AnneFlournoy @carlaflou I totally can't picture it / place it but I'll take your word for it :) that's awesome!@carlaflou @AnneFlournoy WHOA!!!!@wdevoe My cat says I'm hers and hers aloneI'm spending the night before Thanksgiving arming all my closets with cat-safe moth repellent. #thesinglelifeThe second rule of Fight Club is we don't do breakfast meetings.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyTwitter users of all races using the #ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies hashtags seem to agree: My people are terrible, terrible cooks.When you realize your mom put mayonnaise in the Jello #ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMy very reliable source on Reddit said that it's Curlz MT and Papyrus My mind goes to bad, bad, places.@lizzieohreally Have you ever seen American Pie?How To Cook A Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyJust because there are politicians who want to take us back to the 1950s doesn't mean recipes have to go there too of the bravest articles about ad blocking. Great job Joe.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@JamieStelter uugueuururhrghghhghhhhhhghhhhhhSlideshow brought to you by <BLOCKED>
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthySLIDESHOW: 15 naughty ad execs who use ad blockers @joemarchese You had a nice run in the industry, but unfortunately after this post will probably be banished
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@JamieStelter my client told me to go to hell. Should I take the Goethals or the Outerbridge?
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@JamieStelter I have to drive to Jersey tonight from Brooklyn, via SI. It can be as late as I want it to be. When should I be all clear?Ad blockers are a wake-up call for the industry, says President of Fox Advanced Ad Products @joemarchese: (via @WSJ)
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@anildash @dawntweet never gets enough credit for the community-building she has done that made NYC the place for tech it is todayWill be interesting to see thanksgiving effect on ad tech when millenials stuck at home show their parents how to install ad blockers
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@JessicaRandazza @bakespace HAHAHA. I hope they were...enchanting?Somebody brought these to our office and people were reasonably a little concerned about the contents #Thanksgiving travel begins, remember the following: Delays happen It’s not the gate agent’s fault Be nice to people Prepare to wait ✈️
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@katienotopoulos @fmanjoo nope, same definition it had when I was in college a million years ago@katienotopoulos @fmanjoo don't mind me, I'm permanently passed out in a gutter@USOlympicCox this petition is also really well written @fmanjoo that's TMI, I don't need to know it was that big@katienotopoulos @fmanjoo I barfedDear millennials: Censorship is lazy activism. You have to actually change people's minds to win, not merely silence them.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyDid I really cause that much havoc there this weekend? avoid the quiet car#gentrification The first person to somehow alter the posters accordingly deserves a medal of honorObama Pardons Turkey, One Day Early
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyIs that Blofeld's cat? Is administration is in league with SPECTRE? #catghazi
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthySo, undoctored version of Bin Laden raid photo has a cat in it. Cats broke into the NATO summit in Turkey. Not a coincidence. #CatghaziWhite House releases non doctored photo. Gen. Pudding was asked when to attack, he said 'meow'. #cathistory
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy#Catghazi @NYTimeskrugman: "Yes, I know there’s a cat in the picture." BUT WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING US? #CatghaziPhoto is of a less-known raid on a vacuum and water bottle factory to put and end to their reign of terror for good.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyLet's just assume this is the historically accurate photo. I like it better this way.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWhat if the cat was actually there, and the "official" photo just had the cat photoshopped OUT?
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@MikeIsaac a lot of people are now saying that we should investigate why the cat was photoshopped out #catghazi(picture of Bin Laden on the situation room screen) (cat arches its back/hisses) OK PEOPLE THATS A GO MOVE MOVE MOVE
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@caro @NYT @NYTimeskrugman Or maybe this is the real photo and the other versions had the cat photoshopped out.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@caro @huskydusty @NYT @NYTimeskrugman What did General Whiskers know and when did he know it?
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyJust when I thought today was going to be a lost cause the internet comes through.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy#Catghazi Twitter is almost as good as #EscapedAnimalTwitter in case anyone was wondering@fmanjoo Trump saw thousands of NJ cats cheering on 9/11
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyAmazing how short people's memory is when it comes to terror. You don't even remember this cat was actually there
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThe real story here is that this wasn't photoshopped. Catghazi goes all the way to the top.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyI wonder what @Snowden has to say about this. #catlords would you even want to watch it if there aren't cats?, somebody at @NYT posted the Bin Laden raid photo into @NYTimeskrugman's column with a cat photoshopped into it How about wine?I cannot wait to try this. @danmaccarone know if it's made its way to NYC yet? tell me how to feel about the fact that SoulCycle is doing a "Hamilton" ride this weekend. I know I should have a strong opinion.@ryankuder I've heard a ton about that bar.
I don't always go to #rowing-themed bars, but when I do... @ Princeton Club of New York I was unemployed
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@edzitron so what companies do you think are going to be dumping bad news this week? betting time!@CarsonSieving BWAHAHAHAHA@CarsonSieving Trump's consolation title?SPOILER: This is the year it gets the axe'm at Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR) in Newark, NJ shadow plane in the clouds on our descent. #upintheair #cloudporn @ Newark Liberty International…'s a hashtag that'll never happen unless someone gets me Jon Hamm's phone number as I have repeatedly requested next time, @karlthefog. #upintheair forcing reindeer to fly is animal abuse. violates my safe spaces, and by safe spaces I mean bars.SERIOUS QUESTION: How do we use the crazy train of cultural appropriation concerns to find a way to ban Santacon?I should've done this @spencerchen even better are the photos that didn't make the cut!
One of those evenings when I sorely miss living in San Francisco. #sunset #sunsetporn #cloudporn @… other kind of regatta. @ St. Francis Yacht Club just earned the 'Hopped Up (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! time I wear heels during daylight hours in San Francisco I feel like a two-headed snake. award for most enthusiastic late-stage wedding +1 invitee in the history of the world goes to…
Top Gun-themed wedding on an aircraft carrier. This is next level. #nancyandjacob #snugglewedding's an uber #uberXL party selfie! Not pictured: @JackK riding shotgun #snugglewedding @ Pacific… priest said the word "erotic" in the homily #takeadrink #snugglewedding #nancyandjacob #sexualOh my god @spencerchen walked TWO bridesmaids down the aisle #pimpin #snugglewedding#SNUGGLEWEDDING #nancyandjacob (@ St. Dominic's Catholic Church in San Francisco, CA w/ @ai @mgsiegler) brunch! (at @SPQRFillmore in San Francisco, CA) is how we #snugglewedding. Hair by @bloheartsyou. Dress and bling from @renttherunway. How did I… hair ops (@ Blo Union Street - @bloheartsyou in San Francisco, CA)
Watching a guy in jeans and a t-shirt asking the concierge at a private club if he can check his skateboard #sanfranciscoIt's not really a party until you try on your @renttherunway dress and make sure it fits. Gonna be…"I would look at people's needs as human beings." @LindseyGrahamSC says on @CNN he would not prioritize refugees based on religion. #propsOh man @JohnMcCain and @LindseyGrahamSC are on CNN together right now and they look like Statler and Waldorf@CarsonSieving @darth I hope I still have mine saved from last year@CarsonSieving @darth well that would explain where he's gotten to latelyOH MY GOD! Our prayers have been answered! #EscapedAnimalTwitter is back AND THIS TIME IT'S A RED PANDA on @YikYakApp: "Rename Aaron Burr Hall. The guy was a bastard." #PrincetonHello old friend. (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) in San Francisco, CA) 😍I don't even need to click. This is just too adorable. *bows*
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