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VP Comms, @truex | Board member @mouse_org | Runner, rower, hiker | Ex-@google @cnet @princeton | @forbes #30under30 alum | Cranky libertarian with a cute cat

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@looks_last I think she thinks it's a cat costume. She disapproves of all cats other than herself. @dentonmd @donsteele @tobyd @joemarchese @JackK see you there! @looks_last I own a raccoon onesie and it embarrasses my cat https://t.co/CZVM4pNTuBAs a former Virgin America flyer, it's really sad to see the brand go. That and @jetblue were what made me (a total… https://t.co/kLKd3Sxlyb @looks_last omg I need one @looks_last omg that is my dream in life @facepaulmrevere also, is anyone surprised? @JonStrickland you and @MikeElgan both @looks_last I'm going to just have to adopt a pet raccoon to deal with the lack of emoji. It's come to this. SORRY NEIGHBORSSTILL NO RACCOON WHAT EVEN IS THIS https://t.co/Dw3kpJoQGcBreaking: Man used to being the boss doesn't enjoy working for a very bad boss. https://t.co/bTYCFpulWp
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyBlocked https://t.co/Uryrtxwl7t
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyLooks like a natural. Especially considering the circumstances. Just keep practicing! https://t.co/Uq0E0ial1n
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthySasi is learning paw work like a proper American cat. She's not quite there yet. @BitchestheCat can you give her so… https://t.co/M5ruk09vrM @CounterMoonbat https://t.co/OnesAEiY7F @louisgray @AdamSinger ha ha ha haWhat are your favorite examples of a prominent person who repeatedly cites a specific other prominent person as his/her chief influence? @AllysonDowney Crazy! (The refugee cats I'm helping to transport were on that same flight 48 hours ago. They did not need iPads.) @MartinSFP @starsandrobots I had (free!) internet on the JFK-IST flight on Turkish. Or just also give them USB drives.This will totally happen in business class cabins very soon. https://t.co/bjKRrYzSKz @bmorrissey yep, and Metro-Northers would likely be people further up the food chain in the corporate org @bmorrissey complaints must have come from Metro-North commuters @whpatterson you need to dress the part for soulcycle @whpatterson zumba pleaseYou must come to me, amidst the glacial abyss, and join my yearning emptiness. https://t.co/m20bkqM1n7
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWe’re celebrating 20 years of empowering youth to create #techwithpurpose—Join us! https://t.co/d7EaNmt2oq #Mouse20 https://t.co/zaK61cIALm
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @KateGardiner I bought a convincing fake at a thrift store for Halloween in college but then had to throw it away because it got beer on it @joemarchese @donsteele @tobyd @JackK it's ok, I'll take the watercolor portrait that your Twitter avatar came from, and we can talk to it @senatorshoshana oooh ok! @senatorshoshana location? I might know some people.roses are red violets are blue https://t.co/dtnUJZIKjA
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyUnpopular opinion time: These headlines were feminist & great the 1st few times. Now they seem like forced & annoy… https://t.co/xZoSYCSZOh
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @ErinGaetz it's called @CatCafeBK and it's full of cats. @jkaz no, but I live in roughly the same area @donsteele @tobyd @joemarchese @JackK I'm free if you share crash detailsSpies are literally the only thing that could make this neighborhood interesting. Seriously. Our hottest business i… https://t.co/B7REUlwPbQSeems low. https://t.co/1dGwcI0lM9The other side of the "content bubble" - little-watched channels that show a lot of reruns are disappearing https://t.co/QEZf4zmr2bWe just got another season! https://t.co/oMG73lxfBL https://t.co/VwE55BgbuO
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @anildash I found the list of names my folks had for me if I'd been a boy. Among them: Tyrone.
3/22
2017
@taraflanagan I can imagine it, but the character would have been totally different.This would have been absolutely nuts. https://t.co/pn07qrWoPq @aberoyce @CounterMoonbat oh yeah true I'm still waiting on thatPoor Mitt! https://t.co/nqGwrtk5yZIf a few budget cuts will make the entire country "weak", "sick" and "stupid" then we need to reexamine why we're so reliant on Washington.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @beccaboo423 hi Tonks!!!! @invadeaustin I brought my kitty from SF to NYC when I adopted her. Scared for 24 hours then nonstop cuddles @invadeaustin they just had to be cleared by the airline way in advance. at least they're cats and not laptopslol snowflake https://t.co/CMLjGzpZ3n @SaraJChipps I know right? FLUFFERNUTTERS @wokieleaks1 I really wonder how many of these people just consider themselves performance artistsUpdate and cute pic! Sasi and her kitten are snoozing peacefully. I guess jet lag isn't a thing when you sleep 18 h… https://t.co/C2IIbWtth9The war on cats continues. https://t.co/1eZmwBnnvM
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthybest pic of the early 2000s is Ja Rule and Nelly posing with the Sprite website at a launch party for the website https://t.co/kixPbPCNGw
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @UppityWomanBlog @missmarjiec I think she is a Himalayan. Apparently there are rules about Turkish Angoras leaving Turkey (!)I want to start a food blog so I can use the headline “Headless Beer in Tapas Bar”
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHad to one-up the duck-sized horses, I see https://t.co/rkgnWkLnJr @sogrady It's what America needs.Well .. we did just declare ourselves a welcoming city. We gotta walk the talk. https://t.co/SNvfxvtFVt
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @sogrady We should all just keep telling Huckabee how funny he is so that we are treated to him trying to do stand-up. Imagine the videos.This happens in a duopoly. Third-party options get sidelined and become the domain of the crazies. https://t.co/DSfr8edzelThis is as bad as Mike Huckabee's jokes. https://t.co/NinLcO3M8MThis actually happened. https://t.co/gh6dawH5zd @mollytaft @QuilletteM @carriesheffield @CathyYoung63 please let me know if you like my avocado toast recipeThe Brooklyn Porcupine 00: @mollytaft, @QuilletteM, @carriesheffield, @CathyYoung63, and my avocado toast recipe https://t.co/CVSElo018hMy weekly reads are now a newsletter. I'm a yuppie libertarian in Brooklyn so you'll hate it all. Please subscribe. https://t.co/pUQ0qvaSKuWorth a read. https://t.co/nQPNHZpBNUVery excited that @fredwilson and @thegothamgal are supporting @mouse_org's 20th anniversary celebration on May 9: https://t.co/3jXOUa5YTiYou really need to stop trying to be funny on Twitter, guv https://t.co/rXBSwFihgP
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHere's a video of shy little Sasi coming out from her hiding place under the couch as soon as she hears music 😻 https://t.co/b7ggag6GDzGreat @opplives piece by @carriesheffield about millennials working across political lines to tackle urban poverty https://t.co/S3kKZ8DOt6Here it is! The hottest take. https://t.co/CnjYtWl1fnWhen you're part of the problem but at least your cat's adorable. #gentrification #catstagramhttps://t.co/sW1d6kiVia
3/21
2017
Welcome to America, Sasi!!! She has landed at IAD, along with her 5-month-old kitten who appears to be JUST AS FLOO… https://t.co/hCsfR6QaV9I'm only interested in Trojan unicorns, sorry https://t.co/p7NCeIXToRI want to say that my cat plays a #VeryLimitedRole in my life and I definitely didn't skip a party tonight to go ho… https://t.co/DcUXrtPSyEWe interrupt Comey/FBI Twitter to present the greatest god damned headline in the history of the world https://t.co/6J8olnyEi0
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy"a burrito as big as a human head" -- Amen. https://t.co/AUmUVrUviK
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @AdamSinger I knew you'd love it
3/20
2017

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