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VP Comms, @truex | Boards of @mouse_org, @cloisterinn | Runner, rower, hiker | Ex-@google @cnet @princeton | Cat lady | @forbes #30under30 alum | IG: caro

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THIS IS INCORRECT https://t.co/SJNj7ppxHx
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyπŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ» https://t.co/rpJuotkrlKWhen Republicans talk about cutting funding for PBS or the NEA, it's misdirection to distract from their cronyism. See also: abortion.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyAll I wanted was for Biden to take the available username @UncleJoe. https://t.co/PXnBWCGul5
1/20
2017
@chibikonaga trust me i don't order dominos at home! @chibikonaga currently in Utah and Domino's is the only place that deliversSpending $50 on pizza and stuffed cheese bites at @dominos and the checkout asks me if I want to add any salad LOL HAHA WHAT DO YOU THINKI can't tell if this is serious or a joke tweet about El Chapo getting appointed to run the DEA https://t.co/2IJUMDhu7pMuch amusement on British Twitter about the name. https://t.co/lyeXoG25ME
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThis is incredible. https://t.co/i7nk9RF54wSo excited for this weekend! https://t.co/Cz1YVkhcvNThis is particularly funny because Mike Pence's family actually does have a pet snake. https://t.co/TXd3cB1hD1 @peterfeld Some writer REALLY wants Trump to croak fast @kibblesmith I believe it's been confirmed that he hasn't. (Ivanka has.)Now that ex-presidents can be billionaires and/or get huge speaking fees, now is time to reduce the lifetime taxpayer subsidy.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @istillheartny @DashEaves @tsayvs @lizzieohreally wow! Now I know! I thought it was a hazing thing.
1/19
2017
@TheGreatCO WOW! @TheGreatCO might be ArizonaNot true. You want to know if it's in Florida, and you don't. https://t.co/H1pHZbivLKThis is why SLC is one of my favorite airports to fly into. #instamountains #lifeontheroad… https://t.co/4539NbfwOrBack in one of my favorite states! (@ Salt Lake City International Airport - @slcairport in Salt Lake City, UT) https://t.co/5diZealgs2 @tsayvs @lizzieohreally pretty sure it was a Columbia frat hazing stunt @lizzieohreally A guy wearing a backpack with speakers in it that played a loop of spoken audio that said "FART POOPING, POOPING FART."If you support @ACLU, so does @Everlane! With cute sweatshirts! https://t.co/VRgPLUiNNQI have been waiting for months for Trump to spread conspiracy theories about Bigfoot. Now's our chance!!!… https://t.co/55EWRMzjvr @AlekaGurel she's too purrfect to take a purrformance review @PRCog No. Runners are too nice.The registration page for a half marathon I'm entering has Facebook comments enabled. Top comment: "How long is the race?" πŸ€”If Prada is making haute shower shoes, we have officially hit '00s nostalgia. https://t.co/lDMOMPEF0b @eleanorbarkhorn early episodes are more faithful, it eventually just gets insaneOf US job postings in highest-quartile of pay, HALF (49%) are now "for jobs that frequently ask for coding skills." https://t.co/D7wERIGhn9
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy🎢🎢All by myseeeeeeeeeeeelf 🎢🎢 https://t.co/4uy9zPnOxGAs much as I can't wait for him to cut loose I am also hoping he will take advantage of the availability of the use… https://t.co/4ekbfefhEMElites won’t be able to manage populism until they stop seeing it as a threat and start seeing it as a symptom. #wef17
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyGot back from Florida just before midnight on Monday, and now today I have a 6AM flight to Utah… https://t.co/CcWUdDZn9KLGA > DEN > SLC #sundance2017 (@ LaGuardia Airport in East Elmhurst, NY) https://t.co/mLNNWCATzW
1/18
2017
@jfolkmann πŸ˜‚If you needed proof that the word "unicorn" has jumped the shark, here is a headline for you. https://t.co/cQVfFcJgSiArt class is cancelled today because bears have taken over the studio and libs won't let us mow them down with AK-47s
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @facepaulmrevere I sort of came to that conclusionOF COURSE HE DID https://t.co/4DCvN8swtGPeople don't trust the media because they use words like "grok" in tweets https://t.co/etVxNpSHmI
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @sallykohn "mixing" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @brianvan @Kath Hi guysIt's because it's so cold there most of the year. A lot of the crazy goes on behind closed doors. https://t.co/3BGcpTCIz0Economic Anxiety: Trump won most counties where a large share of jobs are vulnerable to outsourcing or automation. https://t.co/Ho7fj5mKQQ
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @facepaulmrevere She's an excellent cat!What I dislike about this is it upholds the false pro-choice/pro-life dichotomy. Lots of people are anti-abortion b… https://t.co/kbXXflK9qu
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @veryjackie Nah, she hates crowds πŸ˜‰ @facepaulmrevere Caterpillar hates being alone so I might have to hit you up!!! @facepaulmrevere 10/10 would invite backShoutout to my housesitter. I'm home in btwn trips & he didn't act like it's weird that I walk around the apt with the cat on my shouldersOTOH, 1% fluent in Swedish might be just enough to be an IKEA product namer, which sounds like an awesome job. https://t.co/mhJenJVG2L
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMore people are losing their jobs from The Limited shutting down than Carrier ever threatened to dump. Yet virtually no media attention.
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1/17
2017
@scottbuscemi BLECH. Hearing good things about @overnightapp @scottbuscemi tonight, as with many nights, I thank the free market. πŸ™πŸ»Anyone else having weird problems with @uber tonight? It rejected every single payment method I have. Ended up going with @lyft instead.The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @DullhooksScott ugh and I didn't even have any new cat pics for himDuring the Eocene, PALM TREES grew on Antarctica. I thought global warming was meant to be BAD? I predict a great future for Antarctica!!
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @psylum exactlyI like to mock digital-detox preachiness but the guy next to me on sub-1hr IAD>EWR flight actually bought in-flight wifi and that's just sadIntentionally misnaming social media companies to show how cool and blasΓ© you are is lame https://t.co/NmUUyB0SVD
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthySchmear and present danger https://t.co/PCQ8fQPIWl
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @facepaulmrevere MLK Day is almost as hilariously awful for brand tweet fails as 9/11. Almost.profile pic vs the pic your friend tags you in https://t.co/e4aeYNbfhb
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThis is a sick burn. https://t.co/tA2DAJExzcLook at this big-ass alligator https://t.co/Uqjycutdha
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMedal from half marathon set off TSA x-ray. Thankfully not confiscated! (at @fllflyer in Fort Lauderdale, FL) https://t.co/WIB8dz9i6LPeak '00s https://t.co/cbenhl32cY @chibikonaga this is what she gets as payback for being so enthusiastic about snuggling with her cat-sitterA well-camouflaged member of the hemingwayhomecats club. Look at those green eyes and those… https://t.co/kWIdXYPJSiI'm here to steal some cats (@ Ernest Hemingway Home & Museum in Key West, FL) https://t.co/RQm9taQkUzWhat if Biden starts tweeting as @unclejoe when he gives up the @VP username? It's a suspended account. He could totally have it.And it'll continue to be 'men' as long as 80% of your attendees are male @wef https://t.co/xxkCLXBwwu #wef… https://t.co/vkGSMPjaOR
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyNew life goal: I would like a house surrounded by palm trees and with two porches that I can… https://t.co/ERqLHd0clf @tetsujin1979 poor guy! Just opening Twitter must be a test of faith for him"sorry opps" https://t.co/2g9Ha9ooJeImitation is sincerest form of flattery. @ABFalecbaldwin, @nbcsnl, come share stage at inaug party. Skit of me deba… https://t.co/cEzLujuOmZ
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1/16
2017

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