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VP Comms, @truex | Board member @mouse_org | Runner, rower, hiker | Ex-@google @cnet @princeton | @forbes #30under30 alum | Cranky libertarian with a cute cat

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The word "misogyny" gets gratuitously slung about so much, it's helpful to have a reminder of what the real thing l… https://t.co/UkuepT05o3
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHe was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless... https://t.co/Qfwuk0jrfVIt's not #caturday yet and Princess Caterpillar won't stand for such an injustice. #catstagramhttps://t.co/KUnBL7s5hK
4/27
2017
@aberoyce Some of the others are amazing. "Having his balls reattached?"Replies to this tweet do not disappoint. https://t.co/y7aQ84Y6AfThis is calling out for some "help" from the cast of @MST3K. https://t.co/YAJgiVn8Td @CarsonSieving The joke in central Maine is that everyone either drives an Outback or an F150 and that tells you who they voted for @CarsonSieving Nissan Rogues are super common at rental car companies. I wonder if that adds to it at all. @CarsonSieving Yes. That's been pointed out before - but color me surprised that the Prius isn't the most common car in the Northeast.I love America https://t.co/GAxVAkTpua
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @yunapark I got through an hourlong delay on the tarmac last week and literally the only thing that stopped me from… https://t.co/OKpXoMSDDd @yunapark OMFG no wine. STAY STRONGtweet of the year 2k17 https://t.co/MN1HUj759i
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @AKDawson @LauraNelson I was just thinking recently about how amazing infomercial gifs areFOX Networks Group invites you to test your attention with @NatGeoChannel's @JasonSilva: https://t.co/yJl92LG4A7 https://t.co/q0DDeFWYf0
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyShort thread about the constant outrage on campus about speakers: You are making these people richer/more famous. https://t.co/slibE48tAn
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @j_allen @slobotski @BenSasse @StateofNebraska In fairness, the most iconically violent song on that album was about a town in New Jersey @JonStrickland I genuinely do not know how my mom did it. @JonStrickland Hey, same! (Well, one teacher, one gov't employee who is now a teacher.)Back in my day we called this "my parents were cheap and were saving to send me to college" https://t.co/TUQ39IVwnP @ArrestVanOMA @BenSasse @slobotski @MeanStreetsOMA Ok this Twitter account is amazing
4/26
2017
@senatorshoshana mostly they get scared by my NY drinking abilities and cut me off so they don't lose too much money @senatorshoshana in fairness y'all have way more bottomless brunches than we do (I'm in NY, my BF is in DC, so I bridge the divide) @senatorshoshana There are no good brunches in DC. We've tried. @j_allen @slobotski @BenSasse @StateofNebraska Where I come from all we know about NE is a Bruce Springsteen album @JerryHendrixII In fairness they do that in Buffalo, which in my experience is a more Canadian city than Windsor @JerryHendrixII He might just be from a sketchy borderland like Maine or DetroitThe state of Nebraska could basically make a whole tourism campaign out of the Twitter accounts of @BenSasse and @slobotski. @17281posse @BenSasse On the Cool Band front I love Tragically Hip and (especially) The Weakerthans @17281posse @BenSasse forget I ever said that, it's better if you don't know @17281posse @BenSasse BIEBER @BenSasse true datWow, we're really getting aggressive about our policy toward Canada https://t.co/qWeNxqV8XdI try. #astronomersball #blacktie #nycnightlife #chesterfield #glamourshot @ Greenwich Village https://t.co/RKfXMK7bI7Word of the day: "shivelights" - the sharp lances of sunshine that pierce the canopy or foliage of a wood.(Gerard M… https://t.co/jkIaYlmRfQ
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyiPhone 7 doesn’t have a headphone jack, but a bag of Doritos does now. What a time to be alive. https://t.co/ajI8OflOKZ
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWas so exciting to be a small part of this project. Check it out and see just how good you are at understanding you… https://t.co/SaWlgVzdg5Have fun with this, Conspiracy Twitter: Amber Heard once starred in a bad movie directed by Paul Manafort's daughter https://t.co/WXc6G58r7s @bobbaer 😂
4/25
2017
@FarRocker fair point!This evening in Whit Stillman movies come to life. #nyclife #centralpark #centralparkwesthttps://t.co/aw8pIDIWDe @arshimbo @fiery_jennyrose I'm going to be late for work today because my cat wanted extra cuddlesYou think the patriarchy is bad, try living in a catriarchy.
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4/24
2017
French election makes me think about how it'd be if we'd had an election with candidates Trump/Hillary/Bernie/Cruz and subsequent runoff 🤔 @FarRocker @20committee me too. I need a lawyer name. Fewer syllables and less Irish probs..@TravelLeisure Well appointed differentiated non-cookie-cutter hotels with a vibrant scene have an appeal a random… https://t.co/kaNjaITvHq
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @chibikonaga I love dogz! Caterpillar actually prefers them to other cats.Which means she did very well elsewhere. Regional inequality, and its resulting political resentments, is the overl… https://t.co/0cqiOjT7K0
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @FarRocker @20committee That's an interesting point. Recruiting people to your cause is also protected, no? @Shpantzer she's such a diva!It'd be easier to refute this if so many American women hadn't been bullied into supporting HRC because "VOTE FOR A… https://t.co/mgaR8jP04zPartying is such sweet sorrow. Happy b'day to Shakespeare. 🎭🎉 #ProseBeforeBros https://t.co/a8T81U7G9S
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @kerryhowell oh she's well aware (and uses it to her advantage) @FarRocker @20committee 1A also protects freedom of assembly.Of course it's assumed they could be baited with cat food and caught with a cat leash because this is Maine and eve… https://t.co/6Ae8hRuQE2LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS https://t.co/jY4EpB8Rc8The 1st Amendment exists to protect the people you wish would shut up. Be warned, people who are sick of hearing about my adorable cat. @FarRocker @20committee yes, it does. https://t.co/4IMnlFWu3YGood for Bernie. Mob rule is un-American. Never forget the basic truth that 1A exists to protect assholes. https://t.co/MAJQn4iHzt
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHappy Earth Day https://t.co/dV2EkZYuau
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyBali is a very good dog. https://t.co/JC6XUT16nqSundays are for sunshine, belly rubs, and plotting how to kidnap this cute dog. #dogsofinstagramhttps://t.co/jBqvRUyJSo
4/23
2017
Dogs at play on the grounds of #thesecrethotel's farmland. Time to get all #liveauthentic with… https://t.co/n4yU7l8QOjSpring beginning to show its colors in the #hudsonvalley at a place so badass that we're… https://t.co/oLDxdt8uBOBest wishes to all my friends and colleagues heading to the #marchforscience today! 🌎🔬🔭 @Toni_Airaksinen When I was 9 I wrote to then-VP Al Gore asking him to ban cigarettes because my dog ate one and su… https://t.co/Raf7rBD0nD @CutlerJC @MTA I miss California but I don't miss traffic jams
4/22
2017
Absolut Mandrin https://t.co/tYSwRuA0hn @KatieBoehret https://t.co/jic9CaIlHT @KatieBoehret https://t.co/zFDyO3XSBaThe next Nobel Peace Prize should go to whoever can successfully trick Jeff Sessions into eating a pot brownie.Just heard some disturbing news from Louise Mensch: that @shingy may be a covert Russian agent.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMurder rate in Jeff Session's Alabama: 8 per 100,000 residents. Murder rate in New York City: 3 per 100,000 residents.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @KatieBoehret it just wants cuddlesTHIS IS NO GAME. https://t.co/VbPIbnGUuK
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @ErinGaetz yes and I even have wine!!!! @ErinGaetz The Russians got us.Here's what it looked like when the lights went out on my @MTA 4 train tonight https://t.co/IMcXxT6KPAhow many portions of fruits and vegetables was this supposed to be again juicero https://t.co/Ptu85iE5A6
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4/21
2017

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