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Give Trump credit for this much: he's made partisans at both ends of the spectrum realize the last five guys weren'…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMe irl, if I was a lab rat
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWinery owners reiterate the importance of buying Sonoma and Napa wine right now
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @MrMaitra I mean... last year’s DNC opponent was Heck, and this one is Heller...but still, no, just no... @MrMaitra Yeah! It’s Hell! In 2016, it was Heck No, now it’s Hell No! (Actual Nevada campaign strategy. Look it up.) @anildash Le sigh.Why not, you know, do a phone bank for the many badasses currently running for election in the midterms? @the_heavy_stuff @stephaniekays Czech this out @SuperDario @redkatana Opportunity to remove a G and an L... @bengold noooooooooooooooo @MrMaitra YES. @MrMaitra Make all voters explain the Oxford comma at the pollsThis person should be stripped of the right to vote is so excellent @edzitron This has GOT to be a joke. @AllysonDowney REALLY. Were you a beer drinker before? @dhmontgomery You are literally Hitler @dabernathy89 Huh. Interesting! @danmaccarone Yeahhhhhhhhh not my thing at all. @brew_york Interesting!I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 67)' badge on @untappd! just earned the 'Untappd 7th Anniversary' badge on @untappd! #ut7th @ranckle Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww(Also guys it took a lot of bravery to admit I have ordered pumpkin beer so please be respectful.)"hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaaal"
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyI have never been offered sugar around the rim of a pumpkin beer until this trip. Is this an abomination local to Boston? @aberoyce In fairness that might be pretty cute @AllysonDowney @mashable Oh yes.OH in Boston Common: “It’s okay. These are domesticated squirrels. You can feed and pet them and stuff.”Last night in Texas.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @MrMaitra And Hitler was well known for changing the names of salty fried foods as a prelude to the heinous crimes he would commit next @Mottel @senatorshoshana I mean there is that new 3D printer that prints pancakes in any shape you want. So you cou… @senatorshoshana Do you put brownie batter hummus on rainbow bagels? cc @Mottel @MrMaitra And to think the left mocked the right over Freedom Fries @BostonParkPlaza Thanks! Had a great stay.Princess Margaret’s morning routine c 1955. Yassgirl.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @Mottel You still haven't shared Putin's phone number with me.Head of the Charles is one of my favorite weekends of the year, and this year the weather and…
lulz is a profound miscalculation. I want my olive oil to have a motherfucking narrative
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Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy...AND two of the eight of us had babies in the past six months. Best finish I’ve had since 2014. Now we party!My boat at #HOCR53 came in 14th out of 22, which isn’t too bad when you consider none of us had been in a boat together before yesterday... @ManofillRepute FROM A DONUT @ManofillRepute Only if you think it holds dirty secretsI just assume my coffee table did've literally had 4 presidents get murdered
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @SuperDario @AP They’re really hogging the streets! @AP What brats! cc @SuperDarioMore people destroyed by online mobs of “offended” bullies. Right-wing ones this time. Disgusting.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @neontaster @ComfortablySmug @tedcruz ahahahahaha @ComfortablySmug @tedcruz @trifster That his dad was involved! (Trump even brought it up on the campaign trail.)Has anyone checked in on Ted Cruz this morning? to this are a reminder people are very happy to spin mocking words in the most literal way possible when it…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThe thing with America is everyone gets to question everyone. It's messy and beautiful and fundamental to how we roll.
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@CzechsMixIO This is my little fluffball, but she grew up in a house with a dog so she barks and wags her tail @CzechsMixIO 😿OMFG this dog saved his whole herd of goats from the CA fires and even saved some baby deer too cc @darth @clairlemon There’s also the connection that a lot of bad behavior has to mental illness and substance abuse. Men w… @EnlightFundy Evidence @EnlightFundy You just convinced me to order some at this Greek restaurant @aberoyce FECK! ARSE! DRINK! @ann_shirley00 I’m actually on a quest to find sunglasses and pizzaI just don’t even know where to start on the “John Kelly is a racist and sexist because he’s Irish American” hot takes @jakedporter HAHAHAHAHA amazingTed Cruz is so terrible that to make himself more likable he has to pretend he's a serial killer
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy"why are u interviewing for this job" "well it seems like u are doing important work and th..." "was it the 12 cats…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @sbagchee That’ll be for the return trip @ACLU Is this a relative of yours @SuperDario? #AmiriLawJusticeLeague @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss I need to read that! @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss I also think substance a… @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss Yeah, not referring to M… @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss There are a lot of men w… @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss Side note: It is not goi… assume you took the day off work to observe this solemn occasion @senatorshoshana quote.
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Have a peaceful evening.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @neontaster He’s pooping