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VP @truex | Board @mouse_org | Endurance jock | Ex-@google @cnet @princeton | @forbes #30under30 | Despicable centrist but at least my cat is cute

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Give Trump credit for this much: he's made partisans at both ends of the spectrum realize the last five guys weren'… https://t.co/Q5OVzLthlK
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMe irl, if I was a lab rat https://t.co/zXIgIWstXU
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWinery owners reiterate the importance of buying Sonoma and Napa wine right now https://t.co/fNBS1V5cXe
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @MrMaitra I mean... last year’s DNC opponent was Heck, and this one is Heller...but still, no, just no... @MrMaitra Yeah! It’s Hell! In 2016, it was Heck No, now it’s Hell No! (Actual Nevada campaign strategy. Look it up.) @anildash Le sigh.Why not, you know, do a phone bank for the many badasses currently running for election in the midterms? https://t.co/6kNSpp9hd7 @the_heavy_stuff @stephaniekays Czech this out @SuperDario @redkatana Opportunity to remove a G and an L... @bengold noooooooooooooooo @MrMaitra YES. @MrMaitra Make all voters explain the Oxford comma at the pollsThis person should be stripped of the right to vote https://t.co/u8Yoj8VqXTThis is so excellent https://t.co/6aYeDYdZXu @edzitron This has GOT to be a joke. @AllysonDowney REALLY. Were you a beer drinker before? @dhmontgomery You are literally Hitler @dabernathy89 Huh. Interesting! @danmaccarone Yeahhhhhhhhh not my thing at all. @brew_york Interesting!I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 67)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/21eS605DjpI just earned the 'Untappd 7th Anniversary' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/0lTyo8kiWX #ut7th @ranckle Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww(Also guys it took a lot of bravery to admit I have ordered pumpkin beer so please be respectful.)"hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaaal" https://t.co/R8VCnkXfYq
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyI have never been offered sugar around the rim of a pumpkin beer until this trip. Is this an abomination local to Boston? @aberoyce In fairness that might be pretty cute @AllysonDowney @mashable Oh yes.OH in Boston Common: “It’s okay. These are domesticated squirrels. You can feed and pet them and stuff.”Last night in Texas. https://t.co/tEjrsW0tzf
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @MrMaitra And Hitler was well known for changing the names of salty fried foods as a prelude to the heinous crimes he would commit next @Mottel @senatorshoshana I mean there is that new 3D printer that prints pancakes in any shape you want. So you cou… https://t.co/Hf9nxZQ22V @senatorshoshana Do you put brownie batter hummus on rainbow bagels? cc @Mottel @MrMaitra And to think the left mocked the right over Freedom Fries @BostonParkPlaza Thanks! Had a great stay.Princess Margaret’s morning routine c 1955. Yassgirl. https://t.co/YbCAvhtfMC
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @Mottel You still haven't shared Putin's phone number with me.Head of the Charles is one of my favorite weekends of the year, and this year the weather and… https://t.co/aY7z1HoclX
10/22
2017
lulz https://t.co/WBN9gC6UtaThis is a profound miscalculation. I want my olive oil to have a motherfucking narrative https://t.co/0IkQVG1eg8
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyWorst haiku ever https://t.co/1dkS5y0g8z
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy...AND two of the eight of us had babies in the past six months. Best finish I’ve had since 2014. Now we party!My boat at #HOCR53 came in 14th out of 22, which isn’t too bad when you consider none of us had been in a boat together before yesterday... @ManofillRepute FROM A DONUT @ManofillRepute Only if you think it holds dirty secretsI just assume my coffee table did https://t.co/ZFZ5BU1uITWe've literally had 4 presidents get murdered https://t.co/y8pNvJzfpR
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @SuperDario @AP They’re really hogging the streets! @AP What brats! cc @SuperDarioMore people destroyed by online mobs of “offended” bullies. Right-wing ones this time. Disgusting. https://t.co/zLYEtdoJc0
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @neontaster @ComfortablySmug @tedcruz ahahahahaha @ComfortablySmug @tedcruz https://t.co/Nz7em2VTmx @trifster That his dad was involved! (Trump even brought it up on the campaign trail.)Has anyone checked in on Ted Cruz this morning? https://t.co/1sZ5sOK3VOReplies to this are a reminder people are very happy to spin mocking words in the most literal way possible when it… https://t.co/XdyQoBgxNH
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThe thing with America is everyone gets to question everyone. It's messy and beautiful and fundamental to how we roll.
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10/21
2017
@CzechsMixIO This is my little fluffball, but she grew up in a house with a dog so she barks and wags her tail https://t.co/gqA38G3ghn @CzechsMixIO https://t.co/qZeCULjSbN 😿OMFG this dog saved his whole herd of goats from the CA fires and even saved some baby deer too cc @darth https://t.co/yG3iuOQmxK @clairlemon There’s also the connection that a lot of bad behavior has to mental illness and substance abuse. Men w… https://t.co/45WpBIoJhW @EnlightFundy Evidence https://t.co/zWqY3NzOaK @EnlightFundy You just convinced me to order some at this Greek restaurant @aberoyce FECK! ARSE! DRINK! @ann_shirley00 I’m actually on a quest to find sunglasses and pizzaI just don’t even know where to start on the “John Kelly is a racist and sexist because he’s Irish American” hot takes @jakedporter HAHAHAHAHA amazingTed Cruz is so terrible that to make himself more likable he has to pretend he's a serial killer
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy"why are u interviewing for this job" "well it seems like u are doing important work and th..." "was it the 12 cats… https://t.co/sRcZ1DhRWI
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @sbagchee That’ll be for the return trip @ACLU Is this a relative of yours @SuperDario? #AmiriLawJusticeLeague @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss I need to read that! @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss I also think substance a… https://t.co/32qJEgf9dL @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss Yeah, not referring to M… https://t.co/NiCH7QG40U @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss There are a lot of men w… https://t.co/CN1P2n77Rm @BDSixsmith @MrMaitra @YeyoZa @CathyYoung63 @daveweeden @ortoiseortoise @Medium @sam_kriss Side note: It is not goi… https://t.co/jd9rF9xoPvI assume you took the day off work to observe this solemn occasion @senatorshoshana https://t.co/g79F2em0qNEvergreen quote. https://t.co/wAzkrXj1Hl
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10/20
2017
Have a peaceful evening. https://t.co/Y79EJ2S3l6
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @neontaster He’s pooping
10/19
2017

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