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Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyπŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ» Republicans talk about cutting funding for PBS or the NEA, it's misdirection to distract from their cronyism. See also: abortion.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyAll I wanted was for Biden to take the available username @UncleJoe.
@chibikonaga trust me i don't order dominos at home! @chibikonaga currently in Utah and Domino's is the only place that deliversSpending $50 on pizza and stuffed cheese bites at @dominos and the checkout asks me if I want to add any salad LOL HAHA WHAT DO YOU THINKI can't tell if this is serious or a joke tweet about El Chapo getting appointed to run the DEA amusement on British Twitter about the name.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThis is incredible. excited for this weekend! is particularly funny because Mike Pence's family actually does have a pet snake. @peterfeld Some writer REALLY wants Trump to croak fast @kibblesmith I believe it's been confirmed that he hasn't. (Ivanka has.)Now that ex-presidents can be billionaires and/or get huge speaking fees, now is time to reduce the lifetime taxpayer subsidy.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @istillheartny @DashEaves @tsayvs @lizzieohreally wow! Now I know! I thought it was a hazing thing.
@TheGreatCO WOW! @TheGreatCO might be ArizonaNot true. You want to know if it's in Florida, and you don't. is why SLC is one of my favorite airports to fly into. #instamountains #lifeontheroad… in one of my favorite states! (@ Salt Lake City International Airport - @slcairport in Salt Lake City, UT) @tsayvs @lizzieohreally pretty sure it was a Columbia frat hazing stunt @lizzieohreally A guy wearing a backpack with speakers in it that played a loop of spoken audio that said "FART POOPING, POOPING FART."If you support @ACLU, so does @Everlane! With cute sweatshirts! have been waiting for months for Trump to spread conspiracy theories about Bigfoot. Now's our chance!!!… @AlekaGurel she's too purrfect to take a purrformance review @PRCog No. Runners are too nice.The registration page for a half marathon I'm entering has Facebook comments enabled. Top comment: "How long is the race?" πŸ€”If Prada is making haute shower shoes, we have officially hit '00s nostalgia. @eleanorbarkhorn early episodes are more faithful, it eventually just gets insaneOf US job postings in highest-quartile of pay, HALF (49%) are now "for jobs that frequently ask for coding skills."
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy🎢🎢All by myseeeeeeeeeeeelf 🎢🎢 much as I can't wait for him to cut loose I am also hoping he will take advantage of the availability of the use… won’t be able to manage populism until they stop seeing it as a threat and start seeing it as a symptom. #wef17
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyGot back from Florida just before midnight on Monday, and now today I have a 6AM flight to Utah… > DEN > SLC #sundance2017 (@ LaGuardia Airport in East Elmhurst, NY)
@jfolkmann πŸ˜‚If you needed proof that the word "unicorn" has jumped the shark, here is a headline for you. class is cancelled today because bears have taken over the studio and libs won't let us mow them down with AK-47s
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @facepaulmrevere I sort of came to that conclusionOF COURSE HE DID don't trust the media because they use words like "grok" in tweets
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @sallykohn "mixing" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @brianvan @Kath Hi guysIt's because it's so cold there most of the year. A lot of the crazy goes on behind closed doors. Anxiety: Trump won most counties where a large share of jobs are vulnerable to outsourcing or automation.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @facepaulmrevere She's an excellent cat!What I dislike about this is it upholds the false pro-choice/pro-life dichotomy. Lots of people are anti-abortion b…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @veryjackie Nah, she hates crowds πŸ˜‰ @facepaulmrevere Caterpillar hates being alone so I might have to hit you up!!! @facepaulmrevere 10/10 would invite backShoutout to my housesitter. I'm home in btwn trips & he didn't act like it's weird that I walk around the apt with the cat on my shouldersOTOH, 1% fluent in Swedish might be just enough to be an IKEA product namer, which sounds like an awesome job.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMore people are losing their jobs from The Limited shutting down than Carrier ever threatened to dump. Yet virtually no media attention.
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@scottbuscemi BLECH. Hearing good things about @overnightapp @scottbuscemi tonight, as with many nights, I thank the free market. πŸ™πŸ»Anyone else having weird problems with @uber tonight? It rejected every single payment method I have. Ended up going with @lyft instead.The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @DullhooksScott ugh and I didn't even have any new cat pics for himDuring the Eocene, PALM TREES grew on Antarctica. I thought global warming was meant to be BAD? I predict a great future for Antarctica!!
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @psylum exactlyI like to mock digital-detox preachiness but the guy next to me on sub-1hr IAD>EWR flight actually bought in-flight wifi and that's just sadIntentionally misnaming social media companies to show how cool and blasΓ© you are is lame
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthySchmear and present danger
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy @facepaulmrevere MLK Day is almost as hilariously awful for brand tweet fails as 9/11. Almost.profile pic vs the pic your friend tags you in
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThis is a sick burn. at this big-ass alligator
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMedal from half marathon set off TSA x-ray. Thankfully not confiscated! (at @fllflyer in Fort Lauderdale, FL) '00s @chibikonaga this is what she gets as payback for being so enthusiastic about snuggling with her cat-sitterA well-camouflaged member of the hemingwayhomecats club. Look at those green eyes and those…'m here to steal some cats (@ Ernest Hemingway Home & Museum in Key West, FL) if Biden starts tweeting as @unclejoe when he gives up the @VP username? It's a suspended account. He could totally have it.And it'll continue to be 'men' as long as 80% of your attendees are male @wef #wef…
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyNew life goal: I would like a house surrounded by palm trees and with two porches that I can… @tetsujin1979 poor guy! Just opening Twitter must be a test of faith for him"sorry opps" is sincerest form of flattery. @ABFalecbaldwin, @nbcsnl, come share stage at inaug party. Skit of me deba…
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