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10/21
2017
@zenbono So sorry ♥️
10/20
2017
@chesterseyebrow it’s the only Italian phrase I ever learned in like 7th grade and I’ve been waiting to say it for 600 yrs @chesterseyebrow Cheese is delicious
10/18
2017
but I appreciate all of ur love/concern 2 @KelliKellyyy LMAO YES @KimChi_Chic Asian culture is completely glossed over in school, I have had to tell all my friends about camps, N Korea vs S Korea etcmy new year’s resolution is for everyone to CHILL & TAKE A JOKE @SaveGarek Same same same bring ur uncle for meRare Footage: Beyoncé in a strategy meeting with her team about her new Instagram layout. #TheQueenDontPlay 🐝 https://t.co/yaYSISnmYc
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10/17
2017
if u ever wondered what my dreams are like, watch blade runner 2049 https://t.co/enZwCM3QELSia's making your holidays brighter with 'Everyday Is Christmas,' out 11/17 🎅 - Team Sia https://t.co/JSVf1c7GbK
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHART"The weekend is a side bitch anthem" First of all. U ain't eem got no man
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10/16
2017
artiste https://t.co/e4ZsR3Z3dK @Manderslicious I'm allergic to cats but he makes me laugh @luisaemelie I want ur shoes @lockhartfan28 ♥️
10/13
2017
happy #nationalcomingoutday did u know i'm gay?? ? ??? 🌈 https://t.co/7yWmVo3xDlsurprise i'm gay
10/11
2017
@N_PrinceWeTrust 😱we were really hard on 2016 but 2017 turned out to be a sneak bitch @luisaemelie Never
10/10
2017
MOM, DAD & ME 👨‍👩‍👧 https://t.co/Aw2LcWZN6vImagine being this black, this successful & this rich... this is what it sounds like https://t.co/ZW1KKlP4no
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10/9
2017
@UberFacts @ItsMeJenniT @luisaemelie happy bday
10/8
2017
N0 CHEEZ https://t.co/BFe5fch7AHfor those of u wondering, I don't go looking for these license plates... they choose me"KISS" came out 1 year ago 💋 https://t.co/TPt2n62f2c @luisaemelie LMAO @JillDS @chesterseyebrow Jealousy is a disease and I hope they get well soon 😘
10/7
2017
@KelliKellyyy String bean chicken lol @KelliKellyyy QUEEN @kikiswitynk I don't see ur shit
10/6
2017
can someone recommend a good moisturizer to fix that? Preferably oil free thanksmy soul is dehydrated af
10/5
2017
100% safe now and out of Las Vegas.
10/2
2017
I am in Paris hotel. They made an announcement to evacuate immediately or stay in our roomI am on the Las Vegas strip and have not been affected by the shooting. Please pray for our country.these expensive these is bread bottoms https://t.co/zK4w8kBVnD
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10/1
2017
I want to pull a giant rose petal off my head and have a bunch of tiny wigs fall out of it.
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9/30
2017
@Brinson_Janice Aw I love u tooAhhh @chesterlockhart MERCH came 😭😭🙏🏾 https://t.co/R6Yap01dVE
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHARTHugh Hefner didn’t die when Obama was president that’s all I’m saying
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9/29
2017
@chesterseyebrow most important is *del rEy
9/28
2017
things i did this week: - my first tour -nom for Latin Grammy -performed on BBC -announce tour w/Lana Del Rey -performed on Fallon LETSGO
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHARTNOOooOoOooo mI CELULAAAAAR https://t.co/o4s0LHFutf
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHART @courthathway IT SLAPS @lockhartfan28 ♥️currently feeling old cuz I just had to explain Fergie's first album?? ? ??? ?--- @realDonaldTrump ----> https://t.co/fE1Rd3bMDp
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHART"I know that leaders aren't supposed to cry...But we are having a humanitarian crisis here," San Juan mayor tells… https://t.co/KKbdWbZW5Y
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9/27
2017
@luisaemelie if you don't receive it by Oct. 10 please email me (u will prob get it before Oct. 3) @BigPoppaMatthew me at the del taco drive thru before I order my Cali steak and guac burritowhere can i hide? you see right through me body of crystal, heart of GLASS empty inside, longing for love i could be yours if you would ask @chesterseyebrow well that wasn't nicei'm transparent, i am fragile, I am glass @BigPoppaMatthew I screenshot ur stories 🍞 @KelliKellyyy surprise I'm a chicken
9/26
2017
the year is 2027. rihanna &her brand have seized the means of production from corporate america. we have universal healthcare. fenty health.
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHART @UberFacts metamother has spoken https://t.co/m5FBKkgOAc @luisaemelie told uoff camera I'm in the audience completely dead on the floor ⚰️😩☠️ https://t.co/LF3WWBkZYG
9/25
2017
The more you ignore me, the closer I get. https://t.co/zKbNxFfFXl
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHART @kikiswitynk this is v real and my platform is only jokes but I agree 1000%
9/24
2017
she preached the gospel!!! No violence! No racism! Healthcare for everyone!!!!!! GO AWFF QUEENMILEY CYRUS JUST WENT OFFI'm considering marrying Thomas Rhettuber driver just told me he is considering dating celine dion @chesterseyebrow LmAO CLEARLY NOT but we have had 43 other presidents that might have matched my skin tone better.… https://t.co/GcD7fxaidZ @chesterseyebrow I love that u clearly put me on obama @luisaemelie u can be VPTbh, @chesterlockhart should run for president. We need someone to clean up this mess and he knows all about messes… https://t.co/9kFfrSn5ls
Retweeted by CHESTER LOCKHART @KelliKellyyy That's why I'm passing the affordable vogueing act... ensuring equal opportuntity for every sickening bitchalso i will be replacing the current voting system with vogue battles @MysteryKnits 👅 @chesterseyebrow fake news @Brinson_Janice @chesterseyebrow deported
9/23
2017

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