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News Editor @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. It's ok. I wouldn't follow me either. Footy tweets @ChrisHewittLFC.

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@rocknroller_ste I don't care if he lets in a million goals. He's perfect.Finally, twitter will let me @ all members of The Polyphonic Spree in one tweet
Retweeted by Chris HewittTo be fair, we've all said those things.
Retweeted by Chris HewittLook at him. Dear God in heaven, just bloody look at him. @ben_cameron My whole life's a long game.bumps @iainkevanmorris Well, now you're talking. Best Python movie.The good thing about being able to self-retweet is that it'll cut down on shameless @iainkevanmorris Not enough musical numbers or fart jokes for my liking. @iainkevanmorris Interstellar, eh? Them's fightin' words!Have to say, I'm not convinced by the new Spock and Kirk. @iainkevanmorris I watched the original just before seeing Glass. There's no comparison. Not saying Glass is perfect, but it's a lot of fun. @iainkevanmorris I liked it a lot. Bad reviews are baffling. It's so much better than the first. @Dr_Stripe Yes, indeed. Episode 130, if you're hoping to track it down. @jamesmccaul Next Monday.Just heard the wonderful Burt Kwouk has passed away. Lovely man. Was willing to work with film students like myself.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis is the Twitter equivalent of finally being able to remove those pesky ribs. 25th to HUDSON HAWK.
Retweeted by Chris HewittA man on the train has just referred to three bags of crisps - ready salted, salt and vinegar, and cheese and onion - as 'Yorkshire tapas'
Retweeted by Chris HewittIf you like Christopher Lee or you're a creep off the internet who wants to sit in a dark room with me: come to this
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @CMWAshby Subtle. I like it. @Mikes_musings Next Monday. @ste_routledge @Nick_Pettigrew @nytimes Quite the prediction. Got the lottery numbers there too? @McKelvie I'll come round and do it just for you, Jamie. @ste_routledge @Nick_Pettigrew @nytimes Why can't we wait until seeing the film before decrying it as shit?Forgot to do my Apocalypse impression on the spoiler podcast. I'm sure you're inconsolable.Or, "Men Need To Fucking Grow Up". One of the two.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @jamie_graham9 I suspect that was merely a cosmetic credit. Don't think he's had much to do with any of his remakes. @MichaelTCoffee @HelenLOHara Sir, your words, they hurt. @hotdogcinema Yes, but it was - and this cannot be stressed enough - utter tosh.When are they going to reboot The Cobbler? This is a strong joke, and I thank you in advance for your laughter and good wishes. @hotdogcinema Well, yes. @GuyLodge Also, he did a cameo and used an American accent. I'm not happy about it.So John Carpenter will executive produce a reboot of Halloween. Please call it John Carpenter's John Carpenter's Halloween.So glad everyone is finally saying #HoldTheDoor. I love Larry Grayson.Angelenos, go to this. You won't regret it. wond hat Norm Co lier w ld hav m d of Twi r.Here's Roger Ebert's disappointingly dismissive review of The Thing (1982).
Retweeted by Chris HewittAn ex-girlfriend once told me I couldn't find the clitoris, but I soon showed her. Turns out I'd been looking under 'K'.
@eggfrieddog I didn't mean to. @McKelvie @ManMadeMoon And timing!Good news. The new iTunes update has completely and utterly banjaxed my music collection.Hatlers gonna hatle. @ManMadeMoon Don't forget timing!In the new issue of Empire, @KelseyGrammer uses the word "scofflaw". That's worth the cover price in itself, I say.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @beyondclem @HelenLOHara We just finished recording it, as it happens.A late-breaking thought occurs: how do you remake RoboCop and *not* cast Bill Hader as Clarence Boddicker? @HelenLOHara That was for research, and you know it. @HelenLOHara I'll take my glasses off later on and prove it to you. @JoeCunningham14 Mr. Sausage played himself.I was Videblogisode Man all along.Sat down with @ReeceShearsmith and Steve Pemberton for this. The new series sounds incredible.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis would be a PERFECT Marvel one-shot.
Retweeted by Chris HewittX-Men: Apocalypse is the UK's first non-Disney number one in over a month with £7.35m bow -
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @_givemethepie I believe it's called Sex-Men: Acockalips. #NSFW @mrchristr @NickdeSemlyen The twist is everything. It's basically a modern riff on the Pythons' Peckinpah sketch, but better executed.Now @NickdeSemlyen has become the latest to feel the power of the amazing Farewell Mr. Bunting. I'm basically on a mission here.The Secret is astounding. Urban, Murphy, Nesbitt, O'Reilly are just absurdly good.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThat these were linked on my TL is a work of wondrous serendipity. Kudos, @RuthePhoenix and @TwopTwips! is this your first time in a shisha bar? ME: [after nearly choking to death] no, why DATE: that's a fire extinguisher
Retweeted by Chris HewittEnough golf. Time to terrify some kids
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @JoeCunningham14 Hey, hey... Steady now. @JakeParkinson6 He's the new Commissioner Gordon. The MCU JJJ will be brand-new. Shame, but it'd be too confusing to bring Simmons back. @BlakeX10 Hopefully they'll stay away from Osborne and the Goblin for a while.
Showed Farewell, Mr Bunting to my wife. She's still laughing.Is Keaton confirmed as The Vulture? Because he'd make an ace JJJ.Take a look at Charlize Theron’s villain in #Fast8:
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Pandamoanimum THIS IS TOO MUCHIt's tweets like this that keep me coming back
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @CCTabet Good soundtrack, but a Palme D'Or winner? Jesus.The Mission? THE SODDING MISSION? @UpturnedBathtub @MarshallCraig75 @jays_scott Thanks for letting us know.We get it, people who say ‘no one owns a joke’. You’ve never had an original thought in your life and can’t even imagine such a thing.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Samrussell88 Email. It's not out everywhere yet, let's keep spoilers off Twitter, please. @Jack_Morrissey @NickdeSemlyen The people want to know, Jack. @DavidM2000AD What a burn. @WesleyJones_ My DMs are open to all. @jays_scott I haven't reviewed it. @RedRodimus Go down to the bookies and put a fiver on 'never'. @jays_scott I didn't give it two stars. @UpturnedBathtub I might have to do some research into this, John. Bear with me. @DanielaPhillips @NickdeSemlyen But it looked and sounded so good. @NickdeSemlyen @DanielaPhillips I don't think she is, mate.Or send me a Direct Message using your Twitter machine.So we're recording our part of the #XMenApocalypse spoiler special tomorrow. Any questions for us to discuss? Email @HelenLOHara Joke's on Marvel. When their truckload of cash finally turns up at my door, I'm gonna use it to buy Batman V Superman tickets! @DeepModemMom @EricVespe That's not what he told me. @paulbarrow1 Not based on an existing property, and as great as Gosling and Crowe are, they don't open movies, it would seem."Bah, Hollywood just makes dumb blockbusters. Nothing original." "Well, we just made The Nice Guys. Did you see that?" "Nah, I was busy."This is why we can't have nice things. Thing by John Carpenter. 4/4 The movie bombed and was panned both. And I believe it fragmented Carpenter's heart somewhat. Fuck them all
Retweeted by Chris HewittMy first ten followers, according to Sadly, the great Pav Basra is no longer with us. *sneaks into flat through window open an inch* Me: *opens window fully* Wasp: can't find the space that's 50,000 times bigger than it
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @milesSI I genuinely had no idea there was an England match today."So what am I meant to do with this?"
Retweeted by Chris HewittMolly has moved in. She's about the same size as a 500ml bottle of water.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @EricVespe How weird you mention this, as I was thinking about my Hackman interview just yesterday. Still pinching myself that it happened.