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Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. Dear God, my DMs are open. Footy tweets @ChrisHewittLFC. https://t.co/Yt9NcEkNrp

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Nobody has been able to answer this Very Important Question.Because we don't have any. https://t.co/simekxTcjt
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Flying_Inside Nooooooooo!Is... is that Tom Hardy doing the voiceover on the William Hill ads?Not in my name. @Nigel_Farage https://t.co/dfj41pgDIP
Retweeted by Chris HewittHer: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us
Retweeted by Chris HewittRosberg: the champion 2016 deserves.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @kev_mccabe @HelenLOHara Think that's @mr_nugent's handiwork. @briankoppelman Once I ruled out New Orleans Instrumental No 2, it was plain sailing from there. @briankoppelman BANDWAGON @tpaleyfilm @The_Shiznit Ha! I look forward to it. @briankoppelman Bloody hell, even I'm struggling with that one! @briankoppelman "Let's put our heads together, start a new country up."When you bring a tweet in at exactly 140 characters on the first try. https://t.co/6bcGn6L7QZ @The_Shiznit Nope. An inflatable tank flies away for reasons that remain unclear to me.I really believe this man is going to end the American Experiment. We will be an uglier, sadder, less free country.… https://t.co/iLvwHGQHx3
Retweeted by Chris HewittDad's Army ends with a shot of Catherine Zeta-Jones's arse and the words 'The End'. 2016 has claimed its highest-profile victim yet: cinema.Here's the Moe lie-detector scene. While we spent hours on various clues, I remember we wrote this scene in like 5… https://t.co/qFWwD4ki63
Retweeted by Chris HewittApplaud Amazon's commitment to delivering on Sundays. Without it, my upstairs neighbours would never have received their herd of elephants."Pike! Don't tell him your name is Pike, Pike!" Classic Dad's Army.TRUMP: I should tweet something. Is Castro dying good or bad? AIDE: It’s actually really complicated. Cuba is curre… https://t.co/H2hVVAzbF1
Retweeted by Chris HewittOh dear god https://t.co/s9ZCOhmafg
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt"INCENSE ME IN THE NAZI TONGUE!" - For reasons I can't entirely fathom, I'm watching the Dad's Army movie.WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday
Retweeted by Chris HewittI was surprised that David Cameron had nothing to say about Castro, seeing as he's the bae of pigs.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @ollyog The and the other day are we still here in our hotel and the office is the only one day of our home hotel and we are still in there @Rob_Place I tried, but couldn't make it through the first minute. I hate those things. Possibly the smuggest videos on the internet. @Samjuro @jamescdyer @HelenLOHara I just use Twitter.
11/27
2016
@DrTommyT25 Do you see? @NeilsCub @SportswomenSky Jesus H. Christ.Got this great selfie with Jürgen Klopp at the Liverpool game today. Look how happy I am! Please RT. https://t.co/HtbJAeOysaNot sure what I love more: our superb run of results, or the fact Sam Jackson tweets this after every win. https://t.co/OW3USN7n26 @GlennyRodge GENIUSShow Business FACT: Comedy legend Frank Carson died of exhaustion, following a visit to a Jacob's factory.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @SEANPONO Say hello next time. Feel the full force of my rabbit-in-the-headlights tortured small talk. @SEANPONO I did... @Flying_Inside I only see me. Where's Dave?Fun day at the footyball in Liverpool with my mate Dave, who's not on Twitter but is totally real and not a figment of my imagination. @KeithSNewman It is not. @KeithSNewman It is not. @McKelvie Yep. Same here. Happened at least two other times this year. Me thinking that, not Castro dying. @Tiirshak @jonnafang I say this with respect, but that is complete hogwash. But thank you for playing. @KeithSNewman It is not. @anathmatician @empiremagazine @HelenLOHara Helen would have been powerless in that moment. Nothing could have stopped that.2016: heck of a year for deaths of famous people. Heck of a year, in particular, for deaths of famous people I thought were already dead. @jonnafang They don't understand. I've asked people who do it, they don't see films as something that needs to be paid for. @Boredstoopid QI KLAXON!!! But agreed. Most films would be a better choice to watch than Suicide Squad, in fairness.Mind you, piracy gave us this, so it's not all bad imho https://t.co/RXiMrhbvrzThree cardinal sins right there: 1. Downloading a pirate film 2. Watching it on your fucking phone 3. Choosing to watch Suicide SquadLRT: my God... people just don't get piracy. Saw someone the other week watching a pirate version of Suicide Squad on their phone. Clueless.FUCK. YES. I. MIND. cool that you asked though, bruh https://t.co/TJGKSGbLub
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11/26
2016
Bed. Liverpool beckons in the morning. Night, Twitter. @ashley_northey Fraid not. Sorry!I think the greatest shortcoming of my career might be my failure to get on every awards screener list as so many non-reviewers somehow have
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @NickdeSemlyen Seconding the Michael Kiwanuka shouts. @PimKaprao @HelenLOHara @empiremagazine No time, Doctor Jones! @jagger1988 I did not. What is it? @newmanstings A must follow!It's #BlackFriday! So I'm offering 50% off this tweet! Can you believeI mean we’re not even at day one yet and already we’re at Back To The Future 2 levels of Tannenian scumduggery. https://t.co/FyBhiY4Mtw
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis is one of the greatest things we've ever done. Naturally, I had nothing to do with it. Hats off to Fellowship-… https://t.co/LDHGUIEiYUA beautiful journey comes to a happy end, as Vladimir Putin gives Steven Seagal his Russian passport. https://t.co/O3iFIMAY6V
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @NickMotown I think it's been seen by the same amount of people. @JamesHunt @sebpatrick Every now and again I find that my list of people I follow has gone down. Must be because of deactivations. @brycoo I'll ask him one day. I imagine the same reason why a lot of famous people leave. Twats abound. @JamesHunt Then I'll delete that. Had no idea. @LukeWhiston Don't agree with that at all. This is still an amazing place, crammed with amazing people.#WorldCupofTrilogies ** GROUP F ** You know the drill by now, vote for the best, top two go through.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @JamesHunt WAS HE?My sister's one and only tweet. One for the ages. Why would you want to do a second? https://t.co/pWBz4iL0M7A Trevor Slattery account that I think was run by Drew Pearce. Drew's gone from Twitter too. A shame. https://t.co/13Dz4XqAeOMy colleagues have been very brave. If you’ve experienced sexual abuse in football, please call @NSPCC’s new helpline on 0800 023 2642
Retweeted by Chris HewittI shall never understand why Brexiters can’t accept that Remainers get a say in what happens next. It’s our country too.
Retweeted by Chris HewittHuge thanks to those lovely people at @intofilm_ni for sending me this Northern Irish care package. Club? Veda? Tay… https://t.co/HG7eFBWEHC @sicrook I'd put Conjuring 2 in there. Not sure I'd have 10 Cloverfield down as a horror, though...Top 7 Horrors 2016 Blair Witch Green Room Don't Breathe 10 Cloverfield Lane Train To Busan Lights Out The Witch Would love to know yours!
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @LukeWhiston @SummerRay It's the only game I'm not entirely shit at. (I'm still shit, mind.) @simonbrew @nickmurftweets I believe it's a type of cheese, or vegetable spread.IDEA FOR HORROR FILM: Famous actors rehearsing acceptance speeches for awards they didn't go on to win.
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11/25
2016
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