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Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. Two-time winner of the internet. Also: @ChrisHewittLFC.

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"This isn't helpful at all" - Alien watching To Catch a Predator
Retweeted by Chris HewittI have discovered a podcast hosted by talented up-and-coming actor, Alex Baldwin. I think it’s Alex. He was in that…, because that's who I drew in the office sweepstake.
Retweeted by Chris HewittFun fact—Peter is playing Kurt’s guitar in that video.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @davidmbarnett @KevinLehane If this doesn’t end with Farage and Banks on a bus filled with £350m, teetering over th… @KevinLehane Well, some good has come of this at least. What are you going to do with the massive paycheque? Be smart, and get the hell out! @KevinLehane Ocean's 52%.Big fan of Netflix allowing you to access region-specific content, depending on where you are in the world. *stares hard at Amazon Prime* @robthecult @FIFAcom If they don't do this, they're proving just how out of touch the modern game is. The US PGA wa… @FIFAcom, it has come to my attention that I will miss both sets of World Cup games today as I'll be on a plan… photos were taken within 30 seconds of each other. Clearly those 30 seconds really took their toll on me
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Scano30 You should have found it very funny, so I’m delighted that you found it very, very funny.Some people tell me I’m always getting acronyms wrong. Well, ifdag. @ShaneDalyDP Heh. Open goal there. @MrKenShabby Would watch. If only for James Spader’s Blakey face. @MrKenShabby Big fan of Hawkeye On The Buses. “I’ll get you, Butler! Because I’m a lethal trained assassin who can… @yourturnheather Even a stopped clock etc. etc. @JoeCunningham14 @cine_verse I’m always there, Joe. Can’t you see me?What a cund. @MrKenShabby WOMEN? WHERE?I’d do my own Top 100 movies list but they haven’t made that many Marvel movies yet. #lol #strongjoke Nath is doing his top 100. This will be a fine list. The betting starts now on where Sandy Wexler will place. I… @IanNathan2 Saw your Coens book in the wild yesterday. Barnes & Noble, The Grove in LA. Naturally, I hid it behind… @whatfreddiesays @andmichaelgreen BUH BYE NOW @TariqAshkanani I couldn’t be mad about that.Twitter! Looking for an app that will split a single photo into portions, please and thank you. You’re good at this… fan of forgetting to put Do Not Disturb on, and being jolted awake at 12.30am by someone calling from the UK.Don’t like this new thing Twitter does, where it places a tweet in your timeline because others are tweeting about…
God help us. We are minutes away from him saying they should be shot on sight.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @CarolineSiede Liverpool bought Virgil Van Dijk for £75m in January. @keeler1973 @NickdeSemlyen @DanielaPhillips @Jedshepherd @darthmarkh @TimWheeler1977 @onionrick This contains a man… @DavidHughesTwit THANK YOU @jowrotethis If anything, my anticipation is even more heightened.Yes, we’d have missed out on some classics. But the last movie ever made would have been Evil Dead II. What a way to go out. @NickdeSemlyen Bloody Yank, jumping on the bandwagon.Incredible that people continued to make movies after Evil Dead II.*launches campaign to remake this tweet* @Terri_White It is a good song.He’s done it again. Brilliant. “Businesses will leave the UK after Brexit. Jobs will be lost.” Leave: “PROJECT FEAR!” Business: “Actuall…
Retweeted by Chris HewittToday's Ballsupski includes England and other less important games
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Felicitykate She was right about me being in LA. @brettgoldstein We could theme everything around balls.Thinking of asking the World Cup to marry me.
It's been two years since the brexit vote. Here is a definite list of everything we definitely know about brexit. 1…
Retweeted by Chris HewittTwitter snitches are the worst, closely followed by people who defend the practice of Twitter snitching, and then mass murderers.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @stuheritage I am aware. Big fan of that podcast. A surreal moment, for sure. @sijdcruze @jamescdyer @HelenLOHara @MrIanFreer The dog didn’t make the cut.I have a new favourite restaurant. Award it three Michelin stars this instant. @jamescdyer You couldn’t hear him. He had to go.Unfortunately, Murray didn’t make the cut. But here’s a nice picture of a dog. took a while, but this week’s #EmpirePodcast is now here for your listening ‘pleasure’. Featuring Benicio Del To… @funkydoolah @BPD84 @ecuamerican Is this guy still going on? I muted him two days ago. That’s impressive. @mfg68 @empiremagazine See a film at the BFI, or the Prince Charles.He sure did! Wait, what? @McKelvie But this is how I feel, Jamie.Like Natalie Imbruglia, I’m torn. @evilvodkaman Feels good, huh? @chrismcquarrie Love a match cut.I hope it’s the five minutes where David Thewlis turns into Moustachioed Magneto. for FIFA as a wasp gets into the VAR booth, leading officials to miss crucial penalty incident.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Steve_Fawcett @empiremagazine @DanJolin @jamescdyer @NickdeSemlyen Thank you. Cells interlinked.What a time to be alive. Block A Moron Day, everyone! @ianinshanghai You did good. @TheMichaelMoran How did you do such a thing? @greg_jenner CAKE OR DEATH @mikeryan Don’t mind me. I’m just throwing an entitled strop. I’m this close to launching a campaign to remake it.Kicking myself. I can’t remember the name of the stabbing weapons Elektra wields. *sais*So happy that this was screening in LA tonight. Where I am. And I didn’t see it. Right, you bastards — I’m off to t… @al_richardson17 @empiremagazine I think it might be.I had a burst of inspiration after seeing the new #WonderWoman1984 stills and had to have a go at designing an ‘80s…
Retweeted by Chris HewittAt this point I’d be more shocked if it turned out Trump *wasn’t* the Antichrist. the trailer at Incelebration.
Retweeted by Chris HewittOoh...
The wait is almost over.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @wilkndy *yawns* Event Horizon is ace.A reminder of the reminder. it now. I have this pencilled in for discussion during day four.