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Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. Dear God, my DMs are open. Footy tweets @ChrisHewittLFC. https://t.co/Yt9NcEkNrp

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Joined Twitter 2/11/09


@MarvelUK @Cakes_Comics Hey guys, if a fellow wanted to put this on his wall, how might he go about procuring one?Susanna Reid dies a little inside every time @piersmorgan opens his mouth... https://t.co/rP46QrydkU
Retweeted by Chris HewittOut of office autotweet. @McKelvie Great concept. Wonder if it could work? @McKelvie But there's also something about that poster. It's not intense, it's got a lovely warm feeling to it. Spi… https://t.co/3J27z0UCRK @McKelvie ALRIGHT FINE I'LL DO IT @McKelvie That's a rare floating head one that works.Now this is more like it. https://t.co/Tlj43wjT4e @NickdeSemlyen @Terri_White @empiremagazine Bah. You part-time Fooer. You know nothing of the struggles those of us… https://t.co/5thc7EbCzM @Terri_White @empiremagazine @NickdeSemlyen I put on Foo Fighters in the office once and was ROUNDLY LAMBASTED.… https://t.co/DkLzp9NStE @Terri_White @empiremagazine @NickdeSemlyen WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I AM FLYING BACK20 years, and I'm still annoyed when Harry Potter says, "We have something Voldemort will never have", he doesn't follow up with "Noses!"
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Okeating So never, then.Guys, I woke up with 'a billion quid pro quo' in my head. I fear I've missed the deadline.Weird. Couldn't find anything about this story when I googled it. https://t.co/VjJGYRMKlmSeconded. Now, Danny, you know what to do - Sex Lives Of The Potato Men to be given instant cultural landmark statu… https://t.co/lIx0SmmEZ8Recording the score for Shape of Water... Desplat conducting. https://t.co/5C65nQusYz
Retweeted by Chris HewittYESSSSSSSS wait, what? But mainly YESSSSSSSS https://t.co/UDTnCcgIMT"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is really good advice, but hard to do without going at least a little human centipede. @jowrotethis Pissed as a newt.... https://t.co/DhYCgKQRI2
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @jowrotethis I admire your abstinence and wish I could go back and have my time again. @jowrotethis The only person to escape Transformers 5 unscathed, I reckon.Oh my God, you guys, this song just randomly came on my iPhone as I'm in the security line! (Not after skipping a f… https://t.co/XI2FfS78q3Don't know why anyone would hire an acting coach anyway. Ubers are way cheaper. Look, I'm just off a plane, this is the best I could do. @ConorWalshy Well, that's always a concern, isn't it? @_markdwight @HelenLOHara You think the Amazons speak to each other in English?
6/27
2017
Right, see you whenever I land in [SECRET PLACE THAT I'LL PROBABLY ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL WITHIN SECONDS OF LANDING]. Byeeeee!An excellent film. An original film. A go see film. https://t.co/2tmAQZR22f @MrKenShabby Same. I try to recreate it by having policemen stand outside my bedroom but to no avail.Fancy an in-flight movie. I wonder what the Classics section has in store forDEAR SWEET CHRIST HOW DID THAT GET IN… https://t.co/6bFy0G0jgt @GavinCurnow I might just do that.An editor fired, an acting coach hired, & ...3 set-ups a day? @kimmasters digs deep on how HAN SOLO veered off track https://t.co/MRtpCGLZvr
Retweeted by Chris HewittAt Heathrow. Forgot my neck pillow. Had to buy a new neck pillow, that I'll forget next time I'm here so I'll have to buy another. And loop. @iamnotwaynegale BRUCE! STOP MAKING THIS SHIT! @BradleyMell @SMERSHPOD You should never have said 'I'll never see Never Say Never Again again' again. @Daniel_Shack @JamesHunt Thanks, but so can I. And nobody but me is listening to my interviews. @JamesHunt @hayleycampbell It almost never happens to me. @keeler1973 I'm gutted I didn't think of that. @JamesHunt It's the absolute worst. Not just the time it takes, but the torture of having to listen to the terrible… https://t.co/ynVF48sSqCTheresa May has just spent £1billion of your money because it suits her to do so.
Retweeted by Chris HewittI hate this government.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @felicitykate @HelenLOHara @Terri_White Hot Quizz? @jeremydrysdale Don't tell me you wouldn't like to see that. Who wouldn't? As for Corbyn at Glasto... I have no ide… https://t.co/hIiukbXnSMOnly rich people struggle with the concept of the less well-off actually saving up for stuff, it seems. https://t.co/XpekXSO852 @elbows_selbo All two of 'em! @marziepanic At last! Join my club. @boydhilton and I were getting ever so lonely."Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your Brexit." https://t.co/YzeZNKT7NyWhatever your opinion of Ed Sheeran's music, you have to admit, he has a guitar.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @gray Haven't even started. I've got The Fear. @minhnieme Apparently it's not.
6/26
2017
@MarkStuttard It is. They start filming this year. @monkey1138 Nope. @chrisblohm I will accept this.Any more for any more? https://t.co/Knhc5gN2g8 @TheTessMorris Forget Maui.I keep a big glass of water by my bed in case I get thirsty in the middle of the night and want to spill water all over the fucking place
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @ianernie I'd quibble with recent there... @danw_1986 This is true. @jordan_milnes Remind me. It's all real, right? Is that batshit insane? @JamesHunt A belter. @ALawler007 #satire @JamesHunt Good call. You mean the end twist? The big sequel-setting reveal? Or something earlier? @Soz_abar_me I uttered the words, "I have no idea what's happening", on several occasions. Scarier because I was alone.FLASH POLL: Which recent horror film has the most batshit insane twist? Vote and RT. @gordon_mckay Very easily. @Soz_abar_me Yep. @DanielaPhillips It's often hard to get grips with a Woody. Definitely an acquired taste. @NickMotown @mrnickharvey @MittenDAmour I am not in charge of the remote tonight. @MrKenShabby @anaIdirgeprat Tobe or not Tobe?Oh, I like this one dear Christ I've turned into my grandmother @twinklemegstar I don't know what it was. It terrified me on a primal level. @mrnickharvey @MittenDAmour @NickMotown I'm also trying to be nice and impartial. But he's rapping now and I don't… https://t.co/hfpUu52Y5KHe's rapping. I didn't know he rapped. To be fair, he also seems somewhat taken aback by this development.What. Is. Happening.https://t.co/RZmpWsoXO5
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Scientits Oh, tons. The humourless twats. @WjBridges They called Walk a slow dance track. Jesus wept.Still, three stars is a recommendation, I guess.
6/25
2017

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