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News Editor (whatever that is) at @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, and Q&A-hole. It's ok. I wouldn't follow me either. Footy tweets @ChrisHewittLFC.

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@FindusPancake AAAAAAAAAH!@SummerRay Thank you, but trust me, it's a there.I've just spotted a typo in this tweet, and now I'm slowly dying inside.Going Carolling at @CrouchEndPH. It's rather lovely inside. These guys do cinemas right.@Joekein Apart from giving away the ending, we're good.Sadly, soon after that was shot, I walked into Forbidden Planet, wasn't looking where I was going, and squashed BB-8. He had a good innings.This is a lot of fun. New issue on sale now. It's got stars and wars in it. BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS - IT'S FINALLY OUT! In conversation with @jk_rowling in tomorrow's @guardianweekend
Retweeted by Chris HewittTop Secret!'s train station might beg to differ. But this is a belter, from an underrated movie. found out the French title for Ghostbusters was S.O.S. Fantômes and that's my recommended daily dose of joy right there.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@marcpaters0n @Gary_Bainbridge You did ask, Gary.jk rowling doing so well at patiently responding to people explaining harry potter to her
Retweeted by Chris HewittWent for a cup of a tea with a guy at the BBFC. I asked him if he had any PG Tips. He said, 'yes, no swearing, and don't get your cock out'.@Gary_Bainbridge Then you can buy a gold bus.Buy The Man With The Complicated Voucher on Kindle for just £2.39.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@ThePlaylist It's not even Christmas, and you're trying to cram Santana down my throat.Week 47! @hrtbps listens to Neutral Milk Hotel for the first time! Here - RTs appreciated
Retweeted by Chris HewittPlaying air bongos is really hard.Muse about this: Zemeckis emerges now & then- gifts us with a narrative masterwork- and we ignore it, misinterpret it or take it for granted
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@Pandamoanimum @peachesanscream Let's all take 17% of the year off.@peachesanscream Take the rest of the year off.Mine's PG-13. Hello! I have followed. Followed you, I have.@Andr6wMale @NickdeSemlyen @HelenLOHara What are you talking about? I do my research. If you ask me, this is your own personal Waterhouse.@Scientits SUBTWEET (I don't live in it; nearby)Crouch End Picturehouse opens today, meaning I have two ace local cinemas (hello, Arthouse). Hope this town is big enough for both of them.@NickdeSemlyen @HelenLOHara Ah, yes. Woodstein and Burnward. Classics.
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Retweeted by Chris HewittSee? What have atoms ever done to us? Don't answer that. get so angry about the smallest things. Not news, of course. Just an observation.When you're ready to destroy everyone who's ever hurt you and laugh as their agony leads to their eternity in Hell.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@Phil_Welsby He did not. But thanks for trying.Which of these would prevent you from seeing The Force Awakens?@ORachaelO Not a comedy-comedy, but I thought Headhunters was hilarious.*dances with turkey on head* Ben! When's your Christmas cut-off point for commissions? Too late?Is Paul Blart Mall Cop a comedy or a tragedy? The text itself is ambiguous and perhaps this was the author's intent.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@bcurrall80 @empiremagazine @starwars @HelenLOHara Thanks! Absolutely nothing to do with us, but I'll tell those responsible.It's New Empire Day! The Kylo Ren limited edition issue is a thing of beauty. And it's available in Norn Iron! Yes! @sjwb @HelenLOHara As is the second.@HelenLOHara @ollymoss I believe in The Beve.@LukeWhiston Luke.@sebpatrick @sjwb @HelenLOHara Also, this. Was trying to justify it in movie terms, y'see.So, just heard that Steve and Bucky's portmanteau name is Stucky. Why not Beve? I vote for Beve. I *always* vote for Beve, ladies.Happy Dappsgiving to all my Star Wars Uprising friends.Celebrate Thanksgiving the realistic way by breaking into someone's house, stealing all their stuff and giving them cholera.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@biscuitahoy @thepunningman They foretold of my coming."You should be flattered by my incredibly cruel impression, you bellend."@biscuitahoy @thepunningman The very best of Catholuck to you.@kmoorman1968 "This is Jar Jar, my good friend and sleeping partner. Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker, and come with me now on a quest for glory."@biscuitahoy @thepunningman Hadn't seen this. Amazing. I think this singlehandedly justifies Catholicism.Just how popey was the pope today?
Retweeted by Chris HewittRepeat until fade, civilisations crumble, and nothing is left of this rotting earth but dust and a faint whisper on the wind: 'no, this'."The first word of Episode VII is this." "What?" "No, this." "This what?" "What?" "What is the first word of Episode VII?" "No, this is."Rather disappointed to find that the first word of The Force Awakens is 'this'. I had £100 with Ladbrokes on it being 'that'.How many letters in 'NNNNNNNNNGH!'? It's for the big climax of my sex novel.@seasonkitchen The Impaler chap?@sjwb @HelenLOHara But that's instantly not the case in the first Iron Man. Stane builds his own suit after all.I know we don't do Thanksgiving over here, but let me be frank: if I see a turkey today, that mother's going down.@NickdeSemlyen The second is 'is'. The third is 'Butler', and the rest of the movie is Gerry Butler bottling Kylo Ren in the kisser.@sjwb @HelenLOHara I'd argue Tony's USP is that he's a magnificent dick. Shrapnel does not maketh the man. I'm glad it's gone.People say video games give kids the wrong idea about things but my uncle's a plumber and he hated having a turtle thrown at him
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@SazzaMarsh Rooting for him. He's brilliant in Creed.Has Sly won the Oscar yet?Donald Trump is what happens when comment sections become sentient and run for president.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis is incredibly moving: Vice speaks to Eagles Of Death Metal, following the Paris attacks.
@sjwb @HelenLOHara Requiring major surgery of everyone who dons an Iron Man suit would be slightly overdoing it.@sjwb @HelenLOHara How does anyone? How did Stane? Pepper? Tony's remote suits? Because the power unit is built into the suits themselves.@sjwb @HelenLOHara He had the shrapnel removed from his heart. As far as I know, he still has the mini arc reactor.Do jokes about Twitter's character limit work in poll form?@TiernanDouieb @biscuitahoy @ClickHole Now is a sexual time for me.@olly_richards Still hasn't happened yet? Harrumph. Go to bed. Do it in your jim-jams.I'm not sure why @Marvel swiped a @hallandoates album cover to promote #CaptainAmericaCivilWar . But ok.
Retweeted by Chris HewittRead this, if you like. It's not quite as long as the Sokovia Accords, and it has pretty pictures. I did not know this, Marty. Thank you for the information. I shall update my records accordingly.I wish binge-watching had been around in olden times. Imagine being able to binge-watch The Brittas Empire as it came out. Just imagine it.@LegoGodzilla Yes. But I'm not sure if it's public knowledge yet.@katbrown @NickdeSemlyen Now we know why they're called repulsors?Whose side are you on? @sebpatrick You're both this week's Tookey Turkey.@JoeCunningham14 @sebpatrick WHAT THE FUCKYou may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you will join us, and the world will be as one. Please, call me Chris.Oh, and thanks to all who came to the Fistful Of Q&As with @edgarwright at @ThePCCLondon last night. In Edgar's own words, it was 'a hoot'.Yes, I've seen it. Yes, I'm working on a breakdown. Bear with me.@DuffyGeorge Yikes. We don't, not in the office. Try the back issues people. Good luck!@ORachaelO @edgarwright Aww... Great shots! Sorry I didn't get a chance to properly say hi.
In case it's not already self-evident, Donald Trump inciting his wackadoodle/racist base is going to get someone killed.
Retweeted by Chris HewittOff to speak to that there @edgarwright at @ThePCCLondon. Come along!@TheTessMorris CONPODULAUNTIONS!Guy at party explaining James Cameron to me. 'I wrote a book about him,' I say. Guy: 'There's this book, The Futurist. You should read it.'
Retweeted by Chris HewittTHE ULTIMATE COMEBACK #Ifeeltheneedtheneedforcreed
Retweeted by Chris HewittI like to think that they fight crime.
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Frankie Boyle talking the most sense again.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@ghuwevans Typical pro-Everton propaganda. Sickening. I'm offended AND disgusted. I'm writing to an MP.@patmonger Equally, none of them.@patmonger Rocky. Rocky IV. Rocky V, strangely enough. Rocky Balboa.@jamie_graham9 That's one of the things I loved about it. Such a different tone and texture.Going to have to get a move on if I want to get a book out in time for Christmas.Got a fistful of questions? Come to @ThePCCLondon tomorrow for TWO Q&As with Mr. Fistful Of Fingers, @edgarwright.
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