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Another one. @Fago123 I just don't think it connected.The lack of love for certain movies in this awards season is baffling. Sorry, Hunt For The Wilderpeople. Hard lines, Love & Friendship.You want #realtalk? You got it. In the pantheon of Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone movies, I think La La Land *might* be better than Gangster Squad.If you listened to last week's pod, you'll have heard us talk of films you become evangelical about. I saw one such film tonight.
Rocked up at @temperldn on a whim. Lucky enough to get an amazing seat by the kitchen. Bless… only acceptable course of action after seeing #LaLaLand. La La Landed. Lo Lo Loved.Might try a Reacher trick - go to a three-Michelin star restaurant and offer them a tenner for three courses. Take… @ZeidAlex @empiremagazine Check in in thirty years.Can we just skip ahead to the part where Jared Kushner is in jail and Trump is fleeing to a country w/out extradition?
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @ZeidAlex @empiremagazine You first. @HelenLOHara @dickiewelch @empiremagazine @KellyPrc Absolutely. Slogan: 'Stop fucking about, you twats'. @KellyPrc Save us, Paul. Step in. We need someone to show the way. @JamesEdmondston I'd take twenty Brexits over this.Think I'll just check in on how things are going politically back home in Norn Iron. I'm sure it's all fine, so it is. *checks* Ah. @mrdavidwhitley @badhedgehog @TomChivers @McKelvie I like this.D'horror, d'horror. @McKelvie @TomChivers I just unmuted one, immediately regretted it. Back on mute. (It wasn't you, Jamie. We're mutually damned, you and I)Every day, around 6:30am in New York, an angry billionaire awakens in a gilded penthouse to tweet furiously about how he is a victim.
Retweeted by Chris HewittA DM does not mean a dick montage. I know that now. Please unblock me, Brenda.
Retweeted by Chris HewittWhat's your preferred method of dealing with bellends on here? Genuinely interested.And bring back Noel's House Party too. BUT IT HAS TO HAVE THAT BIT WHERE THE COPPERS FROM THE BILL TURN UP OR BRITA… @Pandamoanimum Oh my God, that gif...Accidentally went on a work video call today looking like a shitty Garfield Jedi
Retweeted by Chris HewittWhich of u trolls told me I need 2 rewind youtube videos after watching? Just found out that's a lie. OWN UP JERK. U WASTED HOURS OF MY LIFE
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @AmityBodega If you don't like the podcast, friend, stop listening to it. @Samjuro @jamescdyer Too busy spaffing uncontrollably.Get in, you massive tree. Get in. outside the Ecuadorean embassy, police prepare an Assange trap ready for in case he emerges.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @RYANSKELLY We weren't able to make it work on this occasion. @The_Shiznit @andyffgibbons One of his favourite films is Bloodsport.This thread is PERFECT. I just wanna grab you by the balls and kiss you.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @theladymania Careful now! @rickburin At last, you and Donald Trump have something in common. You must be so proud. @LizzieBee2 Music is a broad church, Lizzie. Plenty of discordant bits in REM songs! @SarahJoSmiley He makes the Red Skull seem stable. @DanSlott Pretty damn high.Really hope Trump never finds out about Project Insight. @marka17 Yes, these are monks chanting Latin. But it gets really good twenty minutes in.That moment when you put on an album you really like in the office and suddenly all you hear are the discordant bits and everyone hates you.Bloody heathens. It's IV by BadBadNotGood. It's going down well. trump is gonna come for meryl streep and my gay ass is gonna have to die in the revolutionary war
Retweeted by Chris Hewittimagine you were such a fuck up that meryl streep used a lifetime achievement speech to tell the world how shitty you are
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @WritePlay Sorry to hear this, sir. Cancer is an absolute bastard.
Also, someone please change Trump's Twitter password so the bellend can't tweet anymore. It'll be stencilled on the underside of his hair. @RosskoKeniston Totally serious. Fallon's a moron."Hey Mexico, here's a bill for that thing you didn't ask for, need, or want any part of." I might try this revoluti…, says Loki. I have not seen it. (He totally has.)In THOR: RAGNAROK, Thor can't remember where he put his hammer he swears it was on the table about five minutes ago have you seen it Loki?I want this to be called Ain't Them Saints Bodies so bad. again, this GIF is needed.
Retweeted by Chris HewittR.E.M. sent out this fact sheet to fans in 1983 after 1st album. Love how they plug rival bands - via Scott Roberts…
Retweeted by Chris HewittFuck this absolute bin suit.'m already in the queue for the bus.'d rather shit through my eye sockets.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt#FF this. It will be starting soon.
Retweeted by Chris Hewittso tired I could sleep a horse
Retweeted by Chris HewittOffering piggyback rides to work tomorrow. What time do you guys want picking up? #TubeStrikeIt's actually W13 D2 L4. Embarrassed for you rn
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Lewi2580 The best turnaround since Istanbul, you mean. And she ended the year with Nocturnal Animals too, which sl… @sebpatrick Also, Daredevil and Ocean's Thirteen were not duds. Almost seems like someone was told to write a sidebar that favoured Casey.Hope you're having a better weekend than my mate, who took a date to Rowans bowling and forgot her name as he was entering the player names.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt"We'll make an offer," says the dickhead in the Zoopla ad, seconds after rolling around the floor. I hope they get gazumped by one pound. @TimeLordAdored That would be glorious. @stephen_r_smith I don't think it's on British TV. Even if it is, no, it's not worth staying up for. @PhilBlyghton I've seen that before. Horrifying. Feel so sorry for the poor guy. @gfootster 4'33" by John Cage. Every second of it. @johnnewbluetick Round of 256 is more likely right now. @studarker Costner was ages ago! @benmitchell53 Me too. I have made a list. I'm checking it twice. I'm still going to get abuse for not including something.*buys dartboard* *throws a few practice darts* *is immediately seeded fourth in the BDO World Championship*Fully agreed. Also, Trump enabler Jimmy Fallon is hosting, so the Golden Globes can pretty much go fuck themselves. @benmitchell53 I don't really mind. It's a comedy first and foremost so that's where I'm sticking it. @studarker Pretty sure we've been the Empire Film Podcast since episode 1. It's in our logo. Isn't it? I don't know… @benmitchell53 Red Dwarf will go in comedy. Because it's a comedy. @BeardedGenius Have you tried Moe's Tavern? @katbrown @HelenLOHara I need to get married again. By that I mean, @FolaSalako and I need to renew our vows.