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Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. Two-time winner of the internet. Also: @ChrisHewittLFC.

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Retweeted by Chris HewittJeff GIFblum, more like, amirite? to one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. Or don't. Or turn it off halfway, as one guy did. Up to you.… have written a review of a film that's coming out today. The word count was 300. I have written 869 words.I like Jeff Goldblum. You like Jeff Goldblum. But do you want to ask a question of the great man? Send them here, I'll use the best today.I initially read this as Batman.
@Scientits I'm a fucking menace.I just can't shake people's hands and I should stop trying.Just did a fun Q&A with @TaikaWaititi. But I won't lie to you - it ended with another doozy for the Hewitt Hapless Handshake Hall Of Fame. @ben_cameron Thanks, Ben! And yes, you do. You can never go wrong with The Thing. @Gary_Bainbridge @jamescdyer Yes, that does appear to be the case. Bloody Loki.I don't know if you guys have noticed, but the Hembargo is up on this movie. Here's what @jamescdyer Thort of it. IF YOU'D ALREADY SEEN IT @Baddiel @matthaig1 Bloody hell. Bet you'd give Liverpool a game.Really excited about Joe Cornish's The Kid Who Would Be King. Listen to latest ep of Empire Podcast for tidbits on it from Rebecca Ferguson.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @beyondclem @HelenLOHara Have they said that? And no, I don't think the filmmakers would even want to be perceived… @beyondclem @HelenLOHara It's not up to the board. I'd be very surprised if Wonder Woman gets any major nominations… @greg_jenner Happy to be your 666th retweet. #HailSatanMaybe there's loads of them? Melania Melanib Melanic Melanid Melanie Melanif Melanig Etc...
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @alex_zane I also agree about The A-Team movie. WHERE WILL THIS END?Just interviewed @taikawaititi for the #ThorRagnarok spoiler special podcast. We decided to take… Goldeneye @SMERSHPOD with @MrKenShabby and @alex_zane is so much fun I'm willing to overlook Alex's dreadful opinions about Dalton. @PartYetiPartMan Of course.BTW, the #ThorRagnarok spoiler special will be up on November 6, after the US release as per usual. @glesgapaul Almost certainly. #SkrullLife @Gordondon This is Thor-only, I'm afraid. @nataliefisher Taika? Or Thor? Or both?Those of you lucky to have seen #ThorRagnarok - I'm interviewing Taika Waititi for the spoiler special this morning. Any Qs for him? DM me. @jackseale Think it's 'fair', Clive.Really interesting video on use of camera movement: How David Fincher Hijacks Your Eyes
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@CHIMPSINSOCKS He's scarier than Trump, in many ways.I loved looking at BLADE RUNNER 2049, but I could easily live in the candy-funhouse-Kirby world of THOR RAGNAROK.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @lisagravesart @kegster12002 @tawitter_face @PenroseJessica @sickeningjar @RevDubbleD @SkinnypigsUK @mackemrich up your sex life by throwing chilli powder at your husband's face and yelling "TAKE OUT THE BINS FUCKER!"
Retweeted by Chris HewittDragons' Den pitch: an app that lets you read tweets in chronological order, & it's literally just tweets by people you've chosen to follow
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @intofilm_ni @IFI_Dub @TwoPaddocks @MillaJovovich @jasonsfolly Yes. I see. @rivers_allison5 @HelenLOHara I would say so. It's a lot of fun. @benwillbond Was it just one person, or was there a Q? @Flying_Inside @MrKenShabby TITANS, EH?Episode nine! This one features two absolute titans of Twitter, @MrKenShabby and @ChrisHewitt - I hope you might gi…
Retweeted by Chris HewittHUGE round of applause for the Black Panther trailer from crowd at the Thor Ragnarok screening last night. Hope it lives up to expectations.
Retweeted by Chris HewittSpot-on assessment of Thor Ragnarok by @robbiereviews. A film you can't quite believe exists, but are sure glad it…
Retweeted by Chris HewittI took hundreds of photos while living in NZ. This one is still one of the funniest. Spotted in a public toilet.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @tinytwink Well, this is a lovely thing to read on a cold Wednesday morning. Congrats!Thanks. I've put it on my calendar and will plan to cry myself to sleep the night before.
Retweeted by Chris HewittI'm sure changing the name at this point will make all the difference. Maybe if Jaws had become The Jaws, it might… @ALawler007 No. @GallagherMark Thanks for presuming to know what I'll think.
Scrolling through my timeline, and it seems people are angry about Solo being voted off #GBBO, but happy because #ThorRagnarok won 7-0 away.So THAT is how you fucking do it. Bravo @TaikaWaititi! The @empiremagazine review will be on Thurs 5pm #ThorRagnorak
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @mcpyntos No. It's all accidental. They don't know what they're doing. @katbrown I gave up a Liverpool match to watch Ragnarok. You gave up Bake Off. A tough call! (Digging your podcast btw!)Our post-#ThorRagnarok debrief at Wagamama mostly consisted of us quoting dialogue and cackling like hyenas. Funniest MCU film by a mile.#QBUDZ4LYF #ThorRagnarok @jamescdyer @ruashworth @EmpirePodcast @Terri_White @HelenLOHara Ah! I thought you'd heard this week's podcast alre… down #ThorRagnarok screening plans with @HelenLOHara. I won't say which speech bubble is which. @MrsSteveMOBrien Spray piss everywhere. Spray it.Who is worse - a serial killer or my colleague Peter, who started asking me questions before I'd even sat down at my desk this morning?
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @M_L_A_Z I know. But today I'm seeing Thor. So it's Thor's day. @Flying_Inside @ExcelPope THEY DID WHATWhat day is it - Tuesday? No. It's Thor's day.
@The_No_Show Cheese!Well this is nice.
Retweeted by Chris HewittIf not, looking for a lovely restaurant recommendation for the end of the month. Central London ideally. Cheers!London food-loving types: any of you been to Magpie? Would you recommend?🎶 GOLD! Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible Always believe in, because…
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @NeillCobain We don't have the time, sadly. And I disagree. Without Villeneuve, it's just a bunch of idiots round s… you just heard a loud whoop of joy from the general vicinity of London, I just showed @FolaSalako the new Black Panther trailer. @NeillCobain That is correct. @Pippa35 If/when Pence replaces Trump, he could be even scarier. His beliefs are off the charts fire and brimstone. @NeillCobain No.Jesus. have to print them out. Makes burning them so much easier.“One ticket for Black Panther please.” First of all, it comes out next year. “I’ll wait.”
Retweeted by Chris HewittMen are all “comedy is powerful; I have to be able to say anything!” AND THEN THEY DELIVER THIS? It’s not even funn…
Retweeted by Chris HewittOff to see The Death Of Stalin. Don't tell me how it starts. @Raphaelite_Girl @Scientits I would hope so. Or else this bloke is a psychopath.Buried away on business pages of Telegraph, but if accurate it seems to say we can’t afford brexit, and great damag…
Retweeted by Chris HewittLikewise. I'm going to discover the heck out of those dogs.