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*scratches mosquito bite* Ahhh that feels good *scratches again* oh yeah *scratches skin off* just a little more *rips foot off* much better
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @corinhardy Deal done.The Day The Aubergine Cried. πŸ†πŸ’¦ #EmojiArthouseMovies @corinhardy @HelenLOHara @erichof No comment have I to make at this time. @corinhardy @HelenLOHara @erichof Words from one who knows of which he speaks.Put it this way, you won't watch it and wonder what Aaron Cross is up to.
Retweeted by Chris HewittJason Bourne doesn't do anything new, but it does the old stuff really, really well.
Retweeted by Chris HewittOn a plane. LA bound. Looking forward to all my Hollywood-based friends suddenly being 'away on business'. Ha, what a bunch of jokers. @HelenLOHara @erichof No idea. Sorry!How long have I been waiting on this platform? I'll tell you. Sofa (Of My Lethargy) long.If you spot a friend named Jack during a flight, do remember to use the more formal "Hello" when shouting to get his attention.
Retweeted by Chris HewittHappy birthday, Stanley Kubrick. Happy birthday, Stanley Kubrick. Happy birthday, Stanley Kubrick. Happy birthday, Stanley Kubrick. Happy bi#illuminati @normanblake Hey Norman, just saw this. That's very lovely to hear, but I'd feel guilty if I didn't buy it! Maybe I can own two copies..."Dam, I wish I was your lover." - Sophie Beaver HawkinsWhat about Ragnarok? That guy's getting the shaft again! #JusticeForRagnarok
WE GOT YOU COVERED, MR. JONES. #StarTrekDisco #StarTrekDiscovery
Retweeted by Chris HewittThere's a fair chance it might have been everyone's last Con. #themissilesareflying* Solid gold Cluedo set * The ability to speak Corgi * Flight * One-month Netflix subscription * Laservision * Wales @HansGrubertron He's a very good player. You'll love him.Dear God. This is too horrifying for words., time to pack. LA-bound tomorrow. That sound you can hear is @jamwhite whimpering in fear. @Rohan_Gotobed Didn't notice it either time. Honestly can't think where it would be. @ben_cameron Enjoy them both!If you have any Beyond-related questions/points for the pod team to tackle or discuss, my DMs are open. Like the arms of our Lord Joe Allen.[watching a Loris Karius interview on TV with my wife] Wife: He looks like Thor Me: He's more attractive than Thor W: What? M: Nothing*falls to knees* WHY, GOD? WHY? *shakes fists at the heavens* WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM? [Yes, I've just found out Joe Allen left Liverpool.] @StreetBloke76 Yes. We've had manpower problems, but back on track. @ShaunWAT Yes. @DanielaPhillips YEPPERS @RhiannaDhillon Yeah, so sad. Audible gasps in the cinema tonight. @FilmFan1971 Every time! With no disrespect intended, of course.Still admire the way the Star Trek reboot cast is presented in alphabetical order during the end credits. How very 23rd Century.Second helping of Star Trek Beyond tonight, just ahead of the spoiler special recording. What a lot of Federation-related fun that was. @Flying_Inside What a movie.Confuse cinema staff by asking them if the film you would like to see is gluten free.
Retweeted by Chris HewittDammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bumped tweet reminding people to submit questions for a spoiler special podcast!
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @rucewillis Hope you liked it. I felt we didn't quite nail it.This makes me so happy.
Retweeted by Chris HewittHand-made dresses for kids by my brilliant wife @OurJosephine. Get 'em while you still can!
Retweeted by Chris HewittOh god. @samuelpalin made me cry at work about a dog I don't even know.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @ben_cameron Almost makes you forget about the imminent agony. @AliPlumb @empiremagazine Those are some good hard-hittin' questions. @ChrisHewitt I've always enjoyed Chevy Chase's ludicrous 'coughing' noises in this scene:
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @marcpitty @empiremagazine Tomorrow, I'm told. @slacks13 We've talked about that on the podcast before, and it's not a noise made by an actor, so... @The_No_Show @AndyGilder Basically, I've just mashed my penis to a bloody pulp. But the first page is hilarious! @jamiesont You think I haven't tried that?If anyone listened to last week's podcast, here's a movie noise I forgot to mention: Tom Hanks' reaction to eating sardines in The 'Burbs. @greg_jenner How do you know I call my... Wait, don't answer that.This is in London. What the hell is wrong with people?
Retweeted by Chris HewittWhy do they call them horror-comedies and not 'horromedies'? So much easier to say. @The_No_Show I think we both know I can't make that joke. @Beathhigh Maybe, but the pitch meetings are going to be spectacular. @TwistedNeedsYou N*o1 @jamescdyer Cumic Sans. @TwistedNeedsYou kl23k cn,a, ! @damianbarrett We had a late replacement in the editing chair. The person in question didn't know to include it. It's not a mandate, mind.In fairness, it might take a while.Raucous R-rated comedies are all the rage these days. So I've decided to write a raucous screenplay - WITH MY WILLY. @jagger1988 @brettgoldstein Now there's an image.An honour and a thrill! @prevengemovie is opening Venice Critics Week #prevenge
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Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @twodeespex I don't think anything through. In what way? @GuyLodge Cher and Cher alike, that's what I've always said.Autocorrect keeps changing my name to 'Cher' on emails. If I could turn back time, if I could find a way to fix this that would be ace. @andyat80 @empiremagazine @HelenLOHara Doesn't ring a bell. @THEBRYANHITCH I must find this.Remarkable lack of laughing, scoffing and pointing at this tweet. Gosh.Yoda's syntax? I'm hearing mixed things.Screenwriters will be interested in these dual competitions which have launched via @guardian
Retweeted by Chris HewittI guess we'll never really know what Arnold's sex face was like...
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt.@WilliamShatner Son, in time you'll come to learn far better ways to communicate, like telepathy or in person as they did back in my day.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @felicitykate This week, we hope."Previously on Chris Hewitt" [A full minute of me standing inside a lift before I realise I haven't pressed the button for my floor]Nobody needs that many boobs
Retweeted by Chris HewittSergio Leone, Henry Fonda, Claudia Cardinale, Charles Bronson, Jason Robards on set of ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST.
Retweeted by Chris HewittWhen you meet a European couple on vacation who wants to swing and you're like, shit maybe
Retweeted by Chris HewittSomeone very close to me passed away this morning. So I moved to the next carriage.
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That horrible feeling deep down you just can't shake that his shitfuckery of a year will end with Trump as President
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt[Dragon's Den] 'I'm Jim and this is my invention - the Thing Basher.' 'Hi, Jim. From here it looks like a normal hammer.' 'A normal what?'
Retweeted by Chris HewittBREAKING: Kevin Feige has confirmed that Russ Abbot is in talks to join the MCU Jimmy.'ve been accused of saying Toby Jones isn't that tall. That is a vicious lie, and if he were here I'd bend down and say that to his face. @RachaelAtWork @NickdeSemlyen Throwing shade on Toby Jones? I wouldn't need a very big lamp! #heightjoke #parttwo #Tobyrox #Jonesing @Scientits No, but she was probably all too aware of how expensive space travel is this time of the year. Very considerate. @NickdeSemlyen Medium Bad, surely? #heightjoke #TobyJug #loveyaTobes #HailHydraI just blocked a sexbot, even though she was inviting me to click a link and view her nude breasts. Not just any breasts, y'know. Nude ones.The erotic adventures of Trump and Pence
Retweeted by Chris HewittAt the airport, about to take off for San Diego. So excited. I'M FINALLY GOING TO COMIC-CON, YOU GUYS!!! @chammondmovie Sorry, we won't be able to do that. Nice idea, though!Uh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ah yooooooouuuuuu.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @jamesmccaul @wongrel There's another Benedict?The bouncer at my local nightclub is so officious, he'd eject his own family. For example I'm actually his first cousin. Twice removed.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt"Previously on Chris Hewitt" [I drop my toast on the floor and just stare at it for, like, thirty seconds]This is my dear friend, @davidwalliams. If I ever see him naked I will immediately tattoo a πŸ† on my face for clarity
Retweeted by Chris HewittNo. I am not the father of that child.
Retweeted by Chris Hewittwhen you're about to snap the most badass office selfie of all time but that dude from accounting walks in
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis is how I find out I didn't get the etc. etc. I'd call Kevin Feige but the number he gave me and so on. @scottEweinberg THIS THEORY OF EVERYTHING TEASER IS πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ OMG THEY RELEASED THE LOGO FOR MONEYBALL THE JEFF NICHOLS LINE IS A *MILE* LONG
Retweeted by Chris HewittI just made my Galactus action figure dance. It blew the roof off my bathroom. #MyHallH