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News Editor @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. It's ok. I wouldn't follow me either. Footy tweets @ChrisHewittLFC. https://t.co/Yt9NcEkNrp

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Seems a strange way to tell some people they're going to die, but ok. https://t.co/b0hhawR1l9Q: Hey, Mark, why do you waste your time covering movies and awards? You could be writing about important things! A: https://t.co/fIPCOM9z80
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @chumbamac I didn't. I mentioned him. @iandoublem I've often said that, yes. But there are many memorable MCU themes. That headline rubbed me up the wrong way something rotten.
9/13
2016
One of my films of the year. As in it's on my list of films of the year. I didn't make it. It would be rubbish then. https://t.co/j089GojUyLTwitter: "So and so"has liked 15 of your tweets Me: Tell "so and so" to start retweeting up in this bitch
Retweeted by Chris HewittJust kidding. Nothing but love for the Na'vi and their big tree.Mother Eywa is so named because after Jim Cameron first explained the plot of Avatar most people's response was, "Eh? Wha?" #TRUEFACT #LOLZLove this shot. Waiting for that no-good son of Jor-El to free us so we can go on a very genteel rampage. https://t.co/RoFf9axgRpDear God in heaven. https://t.co/T3Hsik8M48#ComedyIn5Words It's all about timingARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION. @MailOnline https://t.co/nM8U3eSwR5
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @JPhelan81 Just saw your other tweet. No, I have no inside info. Sorry. @JPhelan81 What screening? @AndersCules Yes.I hope I'm in Slytherin. Me too. https://t.co/ymc38kh7Xv
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt"Hello, is that Paperchase? Do you have any 'sorry your clickbaity thinkpiece was moronic' cards? You do? Wonderful! I'll be right over."I can. https://t.co/ta333rmckbThey must know, right? They must know that just by moving to Channel 4 they'll lose millions of viewers, right? Must be one hell of a deal.So nickdesemlyen and I bumped into our old chum @AliPlumb today, and naturally decided to take… https://t.co/QaAGCXvU8vThe bastard wristbands for the Teenage Fanclub in-store at @roughtrade that I bastarding left on… https://t.co/BVhZwHMhY0Twitter, seconds after finding out about Bake Off leaving the BBC. https://t.co/R9zz2QyjMkTranslation: production company gets greedy, will inevitably fuck this up on itv. Idiots. https://t.co/6DHDYvdB5q
Retweeted by Chris HewittSo Bake Off may be moving to ITV. CONS: adverts will interrupt the flow. PROS: they won't have time for the boring history bit. I'm in.This is true. Very excited about it. And no, I won't mention Event Horizon to Sam Neill. #doyousee https://t.co/MnzbRagZIPBLAIR WITCH (Wingard, #TIFF): [whispering to date while watching Blair Witch when the Blair Witch first appears on screen] that's the blAHHH
Retweeted by Chris HewittLovely thread, this. https://t.co/3JkLSyGcuz @marcbernardin Glorious, isn't it? Makes you think, for a second, "I COULD TOTALLY RULE ON SNL!"tfw you can finally pull your kids out of that wretched comp. https://t.co/sbIG3gDaWU
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @andyffgibbons You forgot to mention the pig thing.*calls unnecessary referendum, loses, throws country into chaos, quits as PM, quits as MP* Fuck you David Cameron. https://t.co/i0glvjPeE1
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @pauldn1 @normanblake Carry On Up The Fannies, surely?I sensed that this might be a once in a lifetime opportunity to have my photograph taken with… https://t.co/7WqvGUKqyx
Retweeted by Chris HewittI want to see Walter Hill's new movie NOW THIS MINUTE. '(Re)Assignment': Film Review | TIFF 2016 https://t.co/UiWspWaM25 via @thr
Retweeted by Chris HewittGod we're good at selfies. (@NickdeSemlyen @ChrisHewitt) https://t.co/jmtQVaHcnh
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis guy worked at a gun range in America and his stories made me freeze in my seat. https://t.co/qSt1Pm81bV
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @TimDownie1 Hope you kept the 'tache. Lets the other boys know who's in charge.That moment when you realise you left your wristbands on the kitchen table for tonight's @TeenageFanclub Rough Trade in-store gig. @ManMadeMoon @MUTE_Film Finally! *unmutes*Norman on songwriting... https://t.co/V87vvw8cS1
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @EndhooS @ben_cameron It's amazing. South Park is a gem that so many people take for granted these days. @ben_cameron A simplistic summary, of course, but it really is quite surprising to see just how much Parker does. Man's a genius.I have been to two American sporting events in my life. Michael J. Fox was at both. So the question is, why is he obsessed with me?
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @ben_cameron Otherwise known as Trey Parker Does Everything While Matt Stone Offers Moral Support. A real eye-opener into their partnership.No one likes Hillary. I get. Hillary doesn't even like Hillary. But jeezus people. Trump's not fit to be President of The Hair Club for Men.
Retweeted by Chris HewittRemember Howard Dean? He yelled too loud once at a rally, and we collectively decided he was too nuts to be President.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis election is insane. Every single day there's a Trump revelation, lie or gaffe that would've ended every Pres candidate of last 20 yrs
Retweeted by Chris HewittRevealed last 2 days: Trump laundered donations, lied to IRS, lied about helping at Ground Zero But bad wk for HC https://t.co/mRWvdRWRlj
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @LizzieBee2 I'd be flicking the Vs everywhere. @manisohi Ha! Amazing. Now do one. @LizzieBee2 He's not been right all game, Lizzie. Haven't seen him out many winners away. Still been a cracking final, though. @manisohi There's blood pishing out of his toe. Thanks for the valuable insight, though, Weird Bloke Who Doesn't Follow Me.Feel really sorry for Djokovic. He's at 65%, which would be enough to beat most players, but just not tonight. @iainkevanmorris Pat Cash said he could see blood, but didn't see any evidence. Djokovic is clearly struggling, has been from the off.Wow. Surprised to see Stan ahead of Djokovic in the unforced errors count. Feels like Djokovic has been spraying them everywhere tonight. @iainkevanmorris If there *was* blood on his toes, I'm going for not. But you never know.If my review of a certain upcoming disaster movie features more tennis references than usual, you'll know why. @Woodfella15 Nope. Not having it. Not letting the idiots win.Very jealous of @olly_richards, who is a) watching this amazing final in the flesh and b) probably not writing a review while he does it.The idiot Eurosport commentator just did it again. "He's literally hanging on by his fingernails, Djokovic." No, mate. He literally isn't. @longpablo I'll admit, I'm surprised to see Stan on the verge of winning it. He was awful against Evans. @pixelatedboat Don't think so. Shame that Djokovic clearly isn't fit. Would have been nice to have had a proper ding-dong.Murray must be kicking himself watching this. Of course, had he made it to the final Djokovic would have healed himself like the T-1000.Stan's got this in the bag, hasn't he? #USOpenJust saw an advert that starts with a voiceover saying, 'Planet Earth. Life is getting better'. Sadly it doesn't add, 'NO IT FUCKING ISN'T'. @rowanwoods No it isn't. @SirEviscerate I was thrown out of my local supermarket today for asking for labia spread. Damn you for making me think it was dairy.
9/12
2016
@devincf I love Monster, but it does feel like the only time in REM's career where they were chasing the sound. @huvudfoting He'd be fairly easy to beat, yes.The commentators on Eurosport are so awful that I'm yearning for Andrew Castle."He is literally a wall." - idiot tennis commentator about Djokovic. No, mate. He literally isn't.One time, following a screening of The Human Centipede, I hosted a Q&A&A&A&A&A&A&A&A&A. @ChrisHewitt Are you on the hunt for an EmpireLive tee? Made a podcast appropriate one! https://t.co/0lyBk2s8E5
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @piccolo135 Very nice. I don't know if I am, but good work! @SimonNRicketts I can't even spell it. @SimonNRicketts I was hacked? @ellardent Deeply so. Never really got diagnosed either. She fell down the stairs several times as a result. Miracle she wasn't killed. @Follow_Follow_ I should respond with Wally Pfister, but I'm too mature for that. @ellardent One minute she'd be fully operational, the next bam, down. No warning.
9/11
2016
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