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News Editor @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, Q&A-hole. It's ok. I wouldn't follow me either. Footy tweets @ChrisHewittLFC. https://t.co/Yt9NcEkNrp

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One hell of a double feature. https://t.co/mliED6YcEo https://t.co/4UUBfkd3Px
Retweeted by Chris HewittIt's the @adamlloydbuss derby! https://t.co/UZrqZoXSZ3The most basic fact about Donald Trump: If brains were black powder, the guy couldn't blow his nose.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @AdamJSnape @HelenLOHara We've done that.Well, peeps? What pre-2012 film would you like to see/hear given the spoiler special treatment? #EmpirePodcast https://t.co/ze0WeIYP0WI used to be rubbish at touching piles of things, but now I feel heaps better.
Retweeted by Chris HewittCasual reminder that all of this started because Leslie Jones was Black & female in a movie. https://t.co/LW70segJ3M
Retweeted by Chris HewittI'm a little Mozart Schubert stout Here is my Handel Here is my Strauss Verdi get all steamed up Haydn shout Liszt me up and Dvořák out
Retweeted by Chris HewittMy ambition in life is to have an official hashtag, complete with mini-icon, a la #GBBO. It would be of a man hopelessly out of his depth. @thewidmerpool Ha! @rablivingstone Or else. @rablivingstone I'm going to stare at every one of those motherfuckers and slowly draw my finger across my throat.Say what you like about Bake Off, but the way it manages to connect you emotionally to twelve strangers so quickly is truly impressive.Sorry, there should have been more to that tweet.Say what you like about Bake Off. @HelenLOHara @33YearsADave FUCK. THAT. #fuckthat @sam_clements Ha!Had to pause #GBBO while my wife nipped out to the shop. Can't wait to see what Eddie Redmayne does with that lemon. https://t.co/1gTZyosRY7 @SummerRay There's no way I come out well from any answer to this question.No you don’t, you vile, despicable piece of human garbage. https://t.co/lW3VDg169l
Retweeted by Chris HewittCan't believe the BBC cancelled Bake Off seven minutes before the first episode was due to air. Best watch something else, folks.What's happening to @Lesdoggg is an absolute outrage. Alt right, haters, trolls, "comedians," whoever the fuck you all are, you're just sad.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @McKelvie @edgarwright You guys... @CharlesLandy Maybe it lacked zest.Weird that this tweet hasn't got much juice.Chandler and Monica are having a conversation about how Monica is 'unmarryable', which is cute because they have no idea that one day they g @andyat80 There is no greater praise.classic tweet coming up later, no spoilers but involves a "bae cough", look out for it
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @peatreebojangle Reeves? Or the movie? Either way, THIS IS INTERESTINGhttps://t.co/vscD4izAsF
Retweeted by Chris HewittIt makes sense Doug Liman is directing a comic book movie. Superheroes have been his destiny ever since he was bitten by a radioactive lime.EXCLU: Doug Liman is on board to direct JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK pic DARK UNIVERSE for DC and WB https://t.co/66p9flVJ8t
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @neilcole You will have excellent hair. That's the first sign.But with your generosity, we can ensure a bright future for Flecks everywhere. Just £5 a month will keep Casey and Ben in Oscar nominations.This is Casey, a Fleck. This is Ben. He is also a Fleck. Flecks are kind, caring creatures. But their numbers in the wild are dwindling fastThis is terrorism. https://t.co/1shctr0sz4
Retweeted by Chris Hewittwe really did take myspace for granted. i am sick of having to do this every weekend https://t.co/ftl50YFlo7
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @HelenLOHara Absolutely. @thisisTomRiley COULD HE BE ANY MORE oh wait that's one of the other onesTomatoes are giant spider eggs. https://t.co/yFQdb4ltDVHOW DID RACHEL NEVER SEE HOW MUCH ROSS WAS INTO HER? @OwensDamien This is amazing. I'm my favourite too! @OwensDamien *shakes your hand* Fair play, I've had a good run.I really hope he can juggle this demanding role with his commitments to Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. https://t.co/iXpXvdRayMHappy Birthday to my favourite Dan Jolin, @DanJolin. I miss his scent, I miss his daily hugs, I miss his purple banana holder.Arrived back at the office jetlagged, sleep-deprived and thoroughly grumpy. This little parcel… https://t.co/wFavjQPtppOH MY GOD. I finally met Oatie, @debsberry's adorable cockapoo. Debs was there too, yes, but… https://t.co/VxZDfEB33g @SPBeale @empiremagazine @chrismcquarrie Thanks! It's all down to McQuarrie, but I'll happily take the credit!The face of a man who would quite like his delayed flight to start boarding so he can go home… https://t.co/CZtu9Svgr5The #EmpirePodcast has noted this with great interest. https://t.co/Jd7sxJpARkStood outside the BA lounge just long enough to sneak a peek at the wifi password. Now taking full advantage. I feel like Danny Ocean. @HeatherJStyles Well, that's me told.
8/24
2016
Jesus Christ https://t.co/jCmIhAqLpI
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @iamnotwaynegale I heard they found Sasha Lane via GPS.BREAKING: the train Corbyn was travelling on was disgraced Brexit enabler David Cameron. #traingate https://t.co/xb3M4zwO2F
Retweeted by Chris HewittHere I am, touching Iron Man's arse. He truly does have buns of steel. #Marvel https://t.co/UrED7u4O6U @ben_cameron Yes, but it was on a statue of the Hulk. @Gary_Bainbridge They had a special room marked 'FOR BAINBRIDGE'. I wasn't allowed to go in, but they're ready for you, Gary. They're ready. @holly I had my wife fill out a 27-page form in triplicate. It meant I could sue her if I hurt myself getting down on one knee. @newmanstings WHAT A BUERK. See, now that's comedy. Glad you liked it! @McKelvie We talked of you. They said awful things about you, Jamie. Terrible things. Things I daren't repeat. The word 'talented' was used.Had an amazing time at Marvel's New York HQ this afternoon, thanks to the awesome Blake Garris.… https://t.co/MyJTnnGm3L @fuchsiadunlop Sorry, wasn't on wifi. Apologies for not being able to do it.This is true! https://t.co/h1EHRw6ojGBELLOW IT IN HIS FACE https://t.co/1Qbw06kWi0 @joedavidevans Haven't looked at the list. @TheTessMorris @greg_jenner That is a siCK gif. Do you see what I did there? I capitalised the C and K in 'sick' because of the comedian LouTess has just seen Mulholland Dr. for the first time. Find out what she thinks in the new issue of Empire. https://t.co/4he9MYgTL3 @TheTessMorris Dammit, can't find a gif of that creepy person at the back of the diner. @TheTessMorris I think your vote now counts double. Knock it off its perch!I told you I don't take compliments well you piece of shit
Retweeted by Chris HewittWas just in a meeting in which someone asked if Space Jam is a documentary.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt#NotAllHewitts https://t.co/bmxQeuI5lsSo the media DOES tell the truth? Make your fucking mind up, you Tango-mugged clownwigged dickbarnacle. https://t.co/2yOX1EGSlq
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Gary_Bainbridge Urban Dictionary suggests otherwise. Urban Dictionary is quite the eye-opener. That probably means something rude now. @greg_jenner WELL IT WAS A VIRGIN TRAIN ETC ETC @RamAlbumClub In quick with the denial there, Martin. Maybe too quick.Um, Jezza... https://t.co/8Adq45pToILate to the party on this Corbyn train thing, but isn't the bigger scandal here that he says 'rampacked' instead of 'jampacked'? #conspiracyEvery night at the gigs I'm doing with Frankie Boyle, there've been no shows. Worth a try if you still want to come: https://t.co/X27l52WhIA
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @Gary_Bainbridge SUSPICIOUSGlorious headline on the Liverpool Echo mobile site. If you ask me, this couldn't be more perfec https://t.co/M758uTYDcO @brucemadelost @TwoPaddocks I didn't do the interview, which is why I can say it's a great piece with a clear conscience!Wait a second, no it's not. I'm getting ahead of myself. It's out on Thursday. I have no idea what day it is.Great shoot, great piece. And yes, he does talk about Event Horizon. Available now in all good and evil newsagents. https://t.co/g5Abgb5XVKHQ: Good afternoon @remhq nerds, your favourite track from Reveal please
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @radioleary @remhq She Just Wants To Be.The irony is you'll never be more honest than when your pants are on fire.
Retweeted by Chris HewittI see Treebeard's won Britain's Got Tall Ent again. @NandySelson It is not.
8/23
2016
Scrubbing up for #secretthing. Read all about it in the next issue of @empiremagazine, pardners! https://t.co/Y9UrQmg0SQ @joshuahorowitz what do you do to people you hate? *wins award for most belated Twitter reply*This is the new cover of @empiremagazine New art for K2SO, my bestie. This is some never before released 1's and 0's https://t.co/IC5e8xusg5
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt @History_Man I've got my finger on the pulse. @blakegarris I CAN'T TOMORROW DUE TO [SECRET THING], BUT PERHAPS TUESDAY?Taking a break from researching [THING I'M IN NEW YORK FOR] to see Avenue Q, the hottest musical of 2004. Bring on the puppet filth.
8/22
2016
@DapperDan Ha! Going undercover. @DapperDan Serious question: do you think a lot of new attendees aren't West Ham fans, but people looking for PL football? I considered it. @scully_david @NickdeSemlyen That's amazing. Am sure Nick used that in his hilarious shit stunt doubles feature.
8/21
2016

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