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GUARDIAN ANGEL OF SLIDES AND TEXAS FOOTBALL

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My man https://t.co/12LoiHBhJK.@HeismanTrophy I'm gonna fly down there during the ceremony and smite you with heavenly chokeslamsAustin is better even with the traffic https://t.co/jzFtGFwp3ABe safe and don't die it's boring up here can you believe they don't have XFL on VHS at all just old copies of frie… https://t.co/JWUS3ebPKaThat's what they serve in hell https://t.co/dLty7QtcqhAmazing documentary about how the robots will control us https://t.co/Qkhx3bPGXX
12/5
2016
Yes but the slide is within any u have to learn how to slide up it https://t.co/LePUFIOLHtThat's not even a thing https://t.co/huEZHiGXJ6Am I a robot am I a robot angelWatch out you'll prob only get like 59 yards of offense so https://t.co/8clxqYVRpFI do Bryan a bunch of other lazy angels up here walkin around no clothes at all and it's obvi https://t.co/AeOAbJKWdeNational Championship pickHe ain't up here https://t.co/4xJAQsOyVY
12/4
2016
They always root against hell up here https://t.co/i09u1GYRhhWhich one are we in we are ready I'm an angel https://t.co/tgIITeSH2PCaleb Bliuiett is valedictorian of smashing faces https://t.co/SUOC0XXseOI'm learning to shoot lightning so that's pretty cool https://t.co/kQF6w5DHV9Yes https://t.co/VJiOxLN8cuI will strangle you with this halo https://t.co/RtbT41dYoUI think I did bc up here they force u to care about basketlol https://t.co/u0ADTd4bcsI don't see how gunby can lose with his hair all like that https://t.co/B7LjGJbsC0Oklahoma is below it https://t.co/pdUnNeADjG
12/3
2016
Angel things thinking about asking for a demotion to purgatory they have slides up here but we have wings so it's s… https://t.co/vSjAopFqsLChris warren face pretty squishy https://t.co/0AoWrNz1M4THEY DONT HAVE ANY THEY ONLY HAVE ANGEL FOOD CAKE I MEAN https://t.co/oeTVFJ9nTJSharks walk now are u serious Glad I'm a angel https://t.co/HgA32hm5smOh yeah totally definitely No https://t.co/2dzGfMMAS3Hey who do we play this week Oh 💧
12/2
2016
I guess all the fans are angels to huh https://t.co/puDumZAOb8Are U serious https://t.co/ZWX9dUgYw0It was a little Richard mustache not a beefy Jeff fisher mustache https://t.co/NzSYbJalFII should have grown a mustache like Jeff fisher than I really couldn't have been firedFuneral are for the dead I'm an angel https://t.co/3dFhYmxEBs
12/1
2016
Just the one https://t.co/1d6kGTbFeKNo he is too strong plus we angels are arm tacklers anyways https://t.co/hRPfpLyQ7MI swear I'm gonna take these wings off for just a minute and smite you https://t.co/EQp7EmauYJShut up w that soccer talk https://t.co/tNXbhVj3WtI'm in heaven over DKR it where I'll stay https://t.co/QTboI5BIypIt's a game where guys use giant wood hammers to whack wood balls through little wickets come to think of it wicket… https://t.co/0jr0sTVQVINo he has been dispatched to hades https://t.co/sO4O9lEkVNThank you Christine my earthborne intern https://t.co/HlQhkLBq83Didn't sleep on earth don't sleep in heaven https://t.co/sKpxE3O9kgOmg they are on fleek up here you wouldn't believe https://t.co/YxcCbbet0s
11/30
2016
No chicken protein tubes up hereMore like Tennesseeimnotcoachingthere https://t.co/LhozSkjBYzNo they already have wings https://t.co/ZScQYUjAGQAngel-slap comin https://t.co/KpRnwIOQQoYou don't want to know https://t.co/xR4EfojE8R.@CoachSumlin hey sumblin can u hear me it's Charlie's angel get it anyways hope ur goodIt's really what we love to do most https://t.co/Yk0XrZuB4OManna https://t.co/NBPS9TYbwpEternity really https://t.co/tO4jcwHtNs
11/29
2016
That is real https://t.co/Ub1ghwe3hWCome pick me up let's go oh no wait I'm an angel I will fly there https://t.co/JHdExwKGy6Sounds like Latin it's all they speak here in heaven and I don't get a word of it https://t.co/jTelXUGKzTTalked to these guys at texas monthly again https://t.co/deuqcv4xoYOf course I'll be flying around in the sky https://t.co/y1qQEPs11xThey do actually everything is zero calorie https://t.co/3jffbe9JTwI left those for you you're gonna need them against USC next year assuming I'm not still coaching https://t.co/zgpwTHwyIL
11/28
2016
Can't find any wheatgrass up here. https://t.co/DOH0ioQJAEI may be an angel now but I will come down there and deliver a godly chokeslam https://t.co/MxLDGj3mhcCurious about the change of power between @ChuckFnStrong and @TomTheHerman? Look for my joint interview on @TexasMonthly tomorrow.
Retweeted by Chuck F'n StrongMaybe I'll take up nun chucking my man parts too https://t.co/qssJjswTLaMilli vanilli https://t.co/mn99yvEVrvAhhhh https://t.co/gP8GZ08hzHEven angels get interviews https://t.co/EeLDpC3mrLI'm an angel now and we don't have twitter in heaven obvi so @TomTheHerman is who you should complain to about our… https://t.co/ObBNOqTX7jNOT FIRED https://t.co/cKM8t8uAhlWas it an apparition https://t.co/dPZGzsIM8PLike I said I can never be fired even when I am fired https://t.co/jRdRfBPYogIt's all they do up here sundays they don't understand why people spend 3 hours erry Sunday taking about heaven whi… https://t.co/hjV5BCVUhkHey what's up brian https://t.co/Vf09Sj3hM6Slides tell you that there is a god and she loves you https://t.co/MfH5hkp69WWhoa https://t.co/XB4jU1AltZToo much Jenga talk other than that he seems legit https://t.co/pg9ALIWbcVNo bc turtlenecks play in heaven I look good up here https://t.co/uac3PrQVBK
11/27
2016
Yes now that I'm an angel I called in a favor from the big man Morgan freeman https://t.co/JwwGnNb6pEI'm going to stay right here as an angel coach. https://t.co/uKoWztCaGiI swear if I wasn't an angel https://t.co/xOSfsIBlpQ
11/26
2016

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