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GUARDIAN ANGEL OF SLIDES AND TEXAS FOOTBALL

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.@CoachTomHerman I may not have had the wins but I was undefeated in never hiring Art Brile defenders Texas is better than this Tim
1/12
2016
HEY ERRBODY READ THIS https://t.co/XQ62Ovn5zuEasy I'm an angel I can do anything I can throw lightning https://t.co/YAUFiujobeI loved that song by Eric claptons https://t.co/mjrGUYmxX9I promise I will never die Bc I'm an angel https://t.co/9iEh13qMbcWhoa it's like I'm the wizard of ods https://t.co/riHEsf1ioiTO WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREEEEEEET OF DREEEAMSAND I KNOW WHAT IT MEANSLIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONEWALKIN DOWN THE ONLY ROAD IVE EVER KNOWNHERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWNI don't know I'm kind of panicked it's why I'm crying in a sauna right now fully clothed it's very hot https://t.co/sIigilsj4ZNo there are no tests in heaven unless you love tests then there are millions up to even thousands of them https://t.co/6kqPuebO7P.@rosettastone do you have a cd that teaches cubanese need to know asap.@USFFootball do you guys pick me up on the beach in a dingy and do we drive to Cuba from thereHow did u already get a picture of me in that turtleneck are u from the future https://t.co/sPifaRXPDZHow many times do I have to say it https://t.co/YXtMjDaHTzI have some advice for you I love turtlenecks https://t.co/T5SfAdZhrKLies https://t.co/kUgnd9f3eFIt's true I am afraid of the power of his cheek kisses tho https://t.co/eA4AMTvj2eI don't recall that ever happening https://t.co/cNR3cjsxKEAs the coach of all of Cuba I look forward to learning cubanDon't remember https://t.co/D9ItmniIF1That is a lie I have never been to florida https://t.co/Tros9SiIVnI'm going to be honest with you I have no idea how this happened I don't even know where south Florida is is it in Cuba 🇨🇺Wait south Florida is the longhorns too are u serious https://t.co/WYR0qMUKuUHow did this happen I don't want to go I am guardian of slides I refuse to leave Florida is a terrible place I want to stay in heavenNo https://t.co/romXfzp1uHI what https://t.co/Bbvo4RaSJ9I told them I would only come if I was coach of all of Florida https://t.co/EaDYefhDlaDon't you mean slides closing in on a 5 year contract https://t.co/VSmWlL5rqjI've already seen it we get all the best shows up in heaven way before they come out it is so good SO GOOD. https://t.co/V0y9KcAAoK
12/11
2016
I'm not so much in Austin but over it https://t.co/wTVKMkoFS1Why would I change my name https://t.co/xQcj8EZLeRI'm at 50 slides they're at one slide so probably not happening https://t.co/32koutS47EYes definitely https://t.co/hmUx4IqXu0
12/8
2016
Wow hong kong is just like heaven https://t.co/v448AxhzeXNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/WSdgtggdfRPutting together my own angel wrestling league https://t.co/c0nN1LV4Jc#ERRBODY https://t.co/gKGeJT3MlTWhere is that is it near Austin https://t.co/TzA8a2Yxzb
12/7
2016
Nope https://t.co/LRK1kJGjKbOkay Marcus how bout this joke Knock knock Who's there Coach Rhule I'm a paterno apologist You're hired https://t.co/bfzZgKgH1uHey look Baylor hired a Joe paterno apologist great job BaylorHe'd have to order me to do it but because he is a benevolent god he would never do that to someone https://t.co/ON9JCF8J5D
12/6
2016
My man https://t.co/12LoiHBhJK.@HeismanTrophy I'm gonna fly down there during the ceremony and smite you with heavenly chokeslamsAustin is better even with the traffic https://t.co/jzFtGFwp3ABe safe and don't die it's boring up here can you believe they don't have XFL on VHS at all just old copies of frie… https://t.co/JWUS3ebPKaThat's what they serve in hell https://t.co/dLty7QtcqhAmazing documentary about how the robots will control us https://t.co/Qkhx3bPGXX
12/5
2016
Yes but the slide is within any u have to learn how to slide up it https://t.co/LePUFIOLHtThat's not even a thing https://t.co/huEZHiGXJ6Am I a robot am I a robot angelWatch out you'll prob only get like 59 yards of offense so https://t.co/8clxqYVRpFI do Bryan a bunch of other lazy angels up here walkin around no clothes at all and it's obvi https://t.co/AeOAbJKWdeNational Championship pickHe ain't up here https://t.co/4xJAQsOyVY
12/4
2016
They always root against hell up here https://t.co/i09u1GYRhhWhich one are we in we are ready I'm an angel https://t.co/tgIITeSH2PCaleb Bliuiett is valedictorian of smashing faces https://t.co/SUOC0XXseOI'm learning to shoot lightning so that's pretty cool https://t.co/kQF6w5DHV9Yes https://t.co/VJiOxLN8cuI will strangle you with this halo https://t.co/RtbT41dYoUI think I did bc up here they force u to care about basketlol https://t.co/u0ADTd4bcsI don't see how gunby can lose with his hair all like that https://t.co/B7LjGJbsC0Oklahoma is below it https://t.co/pdUnNeADjG
12/3
2016
Angel things thinking about asking for a demotion to purgatory they have slides up here but we have wings so it's s… https://t.co/vSjAopFqsLChris warren face pretty squishy https://t.co/0AoWrNz1M4THEY DONT HAVE ANY THEY ONLY HAVE ANGEL FOOD CAKE I MEAN https://t.co/oeTVFJ9nTJSharks walk now are u serious Glad I'm a angel https://t.co/HgA32hm5smOh yeah totally definitely No https://t.co/2dzGfMMAS3Hey who do we play this week Oh 💧
12/2
2016
I guess all the fans are angels to huh https://t.co/puDumZAOb8Are U serious https://t.co/ZWX9dUgYw0It was a little Richard mustache not a beefy Jeff fisher mustache https://t.co/NzSYbJalFII should have grown a mustache like Jeff fisher than I really couldn't have been firedFuneral are for the dead I'm an angel https://t.co/3dFhYmxEBs
12/1
2016
Just the one https://t.co/1d6kGTbFeK
11/30
2016
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