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UNFETTERED AND UNFILTERED FAKE CHARLIE STRONG AND MALIKS DAD

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.@BananaRepublic I hear your chinos are quality
2/7
2016
I'm considering chinosAre you serious https://t.co/Mv0HIUptMwHonesty https://t.co/f5LpUBZEiIOkay go https://t.co/z6eBqCVLgnAn aggie talking about somebody else embarrassing themselves you got more boy cheerleaders than qbs https://t.co/aYh6WUqawFBut on the other hand he seems very committed get it committed because nation signing day https://t.co/XduZZCrDFiJokes on you I got a shorter podium https://t.co/Ik9A1TbRldJokes on you guy we didn't go to a bowl https://t.co/vWKpAtDNrf.@TexAgs I am sending you a spreadsheet of all my 2017 targets when do you think you can have their movies finishedIs this real are you alive https://t.co/mtgDHhUBSC
2/6
2016
It's true you know https://t.co/u9By89De3FIs that real https://t.co/c2z0fCH1peMaybe you don't hold Hightower in as high esteem as I do https://t.co/NMiinb2rRKYou guys see Christmas-Giles yearbook photo https://t.co/Ah6j0eV7PjI am having a XFL vhs watching party during the supra bowl be great if errbody could make itWell you refuse to be seen in the Pontiac grand Am so I mean https://t.co/lsDMWK6VN2I already got a couple of those can you kick https://t.co/cXFx28v8WEYes how long do you have https://t.co/qwNA3pZmu2Attention 2017 recruits I have updated my grindr recruiting app please hit me upHey so I have tomatoes they don't grow all summer then boom fall a few grow and it freezes talk to me aggie https://t.co/mIP2I4wQQnThey don't like the sunlight https://t.co/Tiq9dUpklcSomebody shopping https://t.co/sHyvRKXpwU
2/5
2016
Im all I love you water bottle https://t.co/SVKoYKsFt3I am using the Catholic advent calendar they have more days than an American calendar https://t.co/4fnma8avMcOnly 475 days until we get our revenge on notra dame.@CoachSumlin remember that time yesterday when that stuff happened I do.@TexAgs can you get the zika virus from making your own jamI would have to say the most squishy faced DL is that little old Southall https://t.co/Yl6RwvjC7OThe train started a year ago https://t.co/2eT2ysyb6pHow long did it take you to make that including the time it took you to think of the idea https://t.co/7jpPPvyeiVOh well thanks for the tip Emily Dickson https://t.co/8Vh6HZ7pbHIt's like u are shakes pear https://t.co/j88dVSNejvNope https://t.co/4lkSZqWKUmHe's the official predator mayor of Austin https://t.co/eCrjxlJWkBWe're relevant enough for you to go telling everybody your feelings about us https://t.co/YtBInbIDZwNo we are about cake cake filled with cake cakes https://t.co/21KLNsnm7QWouldn't it be a t if it meant thousand https://t.co/u29ygfxLN4Uh maybe buy a calculator https://t.co/kgOokzMNvvAdded a cool million followers today all the way up to 21 million during #operation errbodySorry I couldn't hear you over all the rape https://t.co/lC8FSxRk9AI don't normally like lists but when I do I like this list https://t.co/PanHj2VxSpBaylor history pre rape coverup or post rape coverup https://t.co/jtmVoxIHvb
2/4
2016
My final national signing day haiku Aggy tears Are better than yours Because they are SEC tears We got errbody Err Buh DeeWhat does that even mean https://t.co/XNU7SIP8p5But that's impossible they run the state https://t.co/aF4clNJKxwMeet me at the slide farm https://t.co/BWmdjgA2jCHey look a and m placed higher than they ever have in the sec https://t.co/ONrFQJO2cOIn which sport please https://t.co/36IFR74gOeI blacked out did we get everybodyJokes on you I had narcolepsy that game real funny guy making fun of narcoleptics https://t.co/uiZxJPIb3TYou https://t.co/uN6MfzbLVu.@OU_CoachStoops @CoachSumlin do you guys remember that time next year when we get even more errbody I doThat's the company car https://t.co/7fRjzoq1CUThat is fake I drive a Pontiac grand am https://t.co/TZbWci8QgtI am multitasking https://t.co/mqTL55z7nFNot really oh well yeah if maybe I show up to go sliding and the slide is closed for maintenance then yes definitely https://t.co/2MWBoQPJYtNone I do not eat pancakes Twelve https://t.co/pxSNz6d1nLWhat did they get prosecutorial immunity or something https://t.co/BvvGne9GYU.@texasgov can you build an aqueduct from college station to Austin for tear harvesting purposesFinally got to blog about @ChuckFnStrong, so prob gonna retire now https://t.co/atAtMlRElD
Retweeted by Chuck F'n StrongThat's aggie talk https://t.co/SIOck1dtBpOur class was ranked in the 30s a day ago & people said we'd failed now we are top 10 what I'm trying to say is I drive the CHOO CHOO not uWhat sport are you talking about news man sir https://t.co/bIXy9t1D49The errbody part https://t.co/pgXGiHgyGl🎀 ⬇️ 🎀 ️⬇️ 🎀 ⬇️ 🎀 ⬇️ 🎀 ⬇️ 🎀 ⬇️ 🎀 ⬇️ ERRBODYπŸ”₯Harbaugh wanted to have sleeping times with my recruits but they said no coach we want to learn football not how to do pillow talk.@CoachJim4UM this is what happens harbargh when you make a Texas cake that looks like Africa with lighthouse on it https://t.co/P0Mi6m7IBGJordan Elliots seventeenth and final commitment is to TEXAS #ERBD #letsslide #suckitharbaughAll the fleek is lit quick we need to dab it outCombination of savvy chill Malik mock tees protein powder chia forearm veins and also not lying or hiding rapists https://t.co/ApAzriOLJJI am very sneaky https://t.co/vQSzK5UaxII was all Jordan who we going to get and he was all ERRRRRRRRRRBODY https://t.co/6nkuEuNYnUPeople say Charlie how did u do it & I point over at my son Malik & he does this cute thing with his predator jaw & growls & shoots a laserSomebody* getting an extra scoop of protein in the old smoothie today *me1939 aggie https://t.co/armMbE8OWShttps://t.co/n2mT68Ah56.@jmcculloch17 is in which is good I've been chumming the water around college station for weeks #ERBD #letsslide.@CoachSumlin it happened again sumblin just now it was bad for youMy apologies you sound just like them https://t.co/asLeXFRrmzIt was like a month ago so that's a long time https://t.co/iJ34TbWCVsPretty sure my croots at Louisville put it on you https://t.co/zDVJ9tIaKJLook at those pythons gotta keep em strong for snatching up croots https://t.co/WMAa5lZz05https://t.co/WOjfqnAOwI
Retweeted by Chuck F'n StrongTwo rows of teeth and a nasty streak for a Scotsman https://t.co/6hz9nNTBagThis is true It happened in real life https://t.co/wWjEM73RFPIs that real https://t.co/Nx2h7sa0qNHe does not look good https://t.co/TPPkZM3AgKYeah I mean I take what I like to call tiger naps where I rest my eyes while my baby tigers do tiger things https://t.co/Qju62MyfRQI see a fin in the waterProbably something like Longhorns https://t.co/fHyeAHVvzYWhen I walk through the athletics facilities all the doors just close by themselvesI'm at full periscopeChris Brown in and also ERRRRRRRBODYPage 2 https://t.co/0kZpgvKVReDon't you have WRTS t shirts to donate to tsunami relief areas https://t.co/AXpuQamLmoπŸš‚πŸšƒπŸšƒπŸšƒπŸšƒπŸŽ…πŸΏπŸš‹πŸšƒπŸšƒπŸšƒ MERRY ERRRBODYMASKraken knows https://t.co/vEIJxTZ8A8When your soul is being crushed by fear and defeat https://t.co/L223JQWEVGOh look at that we already have the #1 class in the big 12 and I haven't even had my second breakfast yet
2/3
2016
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