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GUARDIAN ANGEL OF SLIDES AND TEXAS FOOTBALL

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It's me the angel of me I have superpowers now it's why we are undefeated https://t.co/ReL9nhVbPO
9/28
2017
Hey Texas do u want to borrow the USF D for USC tomorrow all I want in return is fire tim herman and take me backYes he is dead too rip https://t.co/dE5Kvx8gra
9/15
2017
It's like I was never fired.Today I hand the battomn to @tomtheherman but he talks about pee a lot so that's weird https://t.co/vlH8rY1xKG
9/2
2017
U old Joel osteem
8/29
2017
So talent https://t.co/E2Gj7ymj30
8/28
2017
Yeah I know Wallace was from Scotland, Ireland https://t.co/MRNmcpNcjM
8/27
2017
did braveheart winMay weather looks goodHaha u must be a comedian I'll call u lois CK https://t.co/09G4Ii9qJtWhat r u talking about we won the national championship and now I've gone up to the league https://t.co/c3K5dQULcOAll you doubters come on I'm wearing my white turtleneck which is undefeated which means no losses ever see u in the championship Texas
8/26
2017
I'm arm wrestling God im going to win https://t.co/HNpILL1JRwThank you Christine the intern https://t.co/c7Hbn7c4GD
8/2
2017
Please do not post pics of my house https://t.co/v1CfMj79aq
6/12
2017
Any cake I make is angel cake https://t.co/O3WQDpYeBeFist cake Wait https://t.co/wIMZ2oh8wy
6/10
2017
Bye you old stoop https://t.co/xo0bCgiqZU
6/8
2017
Well then he has to die https://t.co/TuZ59ve8JdYeah I know https://t.co/3hqqnnaf0WWhat do you mean I won't be coaching them https://t.co/RsPnwxeSSFBoy Texas is gettin ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBODY
6/5
2017
She acts like she got her law degree from a and m law school or something https://t.co/dGMi9CeL2F
5/5
2017
It's me just guarding that slide with my smile https://t.co/mHvN5lY78H
5/4
2017
It's true all she need to worry about is whether I actually kill those guys https://t.co/QN3w7Zonn0
5/3
2017
NO GUNS https://t.co/BVBwIR6TYZ
4/30
2017
Forever young. https://t.co/gEYMHCnT9t
4/20
2017
Charlie Murphry father of kyler murphry died today rip
4/12
2017
Haha get some maybe you should just stick to Menses https://t.co/cW3jUmWL3I
4/7
2017
.@Official_MalikJ happy birthday my son https://t.co/qZDLJT8PMI
4/6
2017
.@TexAgs is this marijuana April fool I know it's marijuana https://t.co/enci8Sy2YLYou know if you think about it tim Herman looks good in that goatee April fool he looks like a nutria
4/1
2017
April fool https://t.co/RT6vtYxmPYIn an hour I'm gonna be all OU does not suck April fool but until then ou sucks
3/31
2017
.@TexAgs are mosquito hawks actually a type of bird hawk
3/29
2017
I would be made of all forearms if I was god https://t.co/zs9xjBB03fI put in a requisition to have the undertaker at practice TWO YEARS AGO so I guess they got around to it great https://t.co/hoV4Eh1528No DMX F- https://t.co/3RFogQKEk3I think u have a good job https://t.co/ygS4UPeSiN
3/23
2017
"The burner area" haha funny guy if there was a fire the plane would explode go to college https://t.co/hQ5WAXqT9gAre propeller engines just like jet engines without clothes onThe Texas part https://t.co/XhPhvM37CVWhatever the legal limit is https://t.co/eLdN1gXjhl
3/22
2017
I continue to not eat burgers https://t.co/OaqdxyvEiENo thanks I live on earth https://t.co/9EVGSu2qzW😳 https://t.co/Kd5EvlvALkI'm like Jesus only with a better clean and jerk https://t.co/ZsSytblKmCYes easy alligators are nocturnal so I'd wait til he was asleep https://t.co/vu1uOh5lcrWhat the hell is jenga https://t.co/xjMTypsJ8tLegs https://t.co/YIBH5WmGPLIs it a spyder https://t.co/UIJown70tII think the question is have I not choke slammed anyone in Florida yet https://t.co/my8qskpqUxNo Yes https://t.co/FauZBnxEJ1Yes Jason I will ride in your fararri https://t.co/luRrl5g6gnI wouldn't say I like it bob https://t.co/DGIeWEGHVZi want to come back seriously they are paying me in croakies and salt life stickers down hereNo they're all water "slides" https://t.co/eJ4LVbEFTyOU https://t.co/BhWZndz5ALOoo I want notifications that light up is it an app where d u https://t.co/3BDumZ2PnrI miss u too jordan https://t.co/fxO7AD8oH9The Florida part of it https://t.co/GdMmKab1ZpBasketlol https://t.co/vHsWFD38UXPeople ask me hey charlie how is Florida and I say it's just like Texas only worseSay that to this BOOM CHOKESLAM https://t.co/LQP4vTA9iNWorld poetry day entry #3 The wins didn't come So Tom Herman you hired Maliks my son I still can't be firedMore poetry Bc I love poetry Riddle me this riddle me that Ou sucksIt's world poetry day guys Violets are blue Roses are thorny You fired me And got coach horny
3/21
2017
I think everyone should know that Tom Herman stole the core values but even worse it looks like he's a pillow thief… https://t.co/Oomqcba7w4
2/19
2017
.@CoachTomHerman I may not have had the wins but I was undefeated in never hiring Art Brile defenders Texas is better than this Tim
1/12
2016
HEY ERRBODY READ THIS https://t.co/XQ62Ovn5zuEasy I'm an angel I can do anything I can throw lightning https://t.co/YAUFiujobeI loved that song by Eric claptons https://t.co/mjrGUYmxX9I promise I will never die Bc I'm an angel https://t.co/9iEh13qMbcWhoa it's like I'm the wizard of ods https://t.co/riHEsf1ioiTO WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREEEEEEET OF DREEEAMSAND I KNOW WHAT IT MEANSLIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONEWALKIN DOWN THE ONLY ROAD IVE EVER KNOWN
12/11
2016

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