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UNFETTERED AND UNFILTERED FAKE CHARLIE STRONG AND MALIKS DAD

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.@CoachSumlin I wear aire jordains who has the swag now I'll tell you it's me I also have a bluetooth
5/6
2016
.@CoachSumlin what time are tonight's decommitments.@yovng_netherly hey.@CoachSumlin I wrote you a song the ______ at night are big and brightthe national anthem before a&m games will now just be called the Spangled BannerDon't know who he's talking about but if I find the fake me BOOM choke slam https://t.co/SzsmDcvsPpThey shut down all the bed baths and beyond in a 50 mile radius of college station so one store I guess https://t.co/MAzbSUMrdCI like that old coach traylor bc he's always taking pictures of high schools & thanking them he is so polite not like that aggie MooreheadWhat is a sub tweet does it have to do with periscopingYou know if u rearrange the letters in sumblins name it spells ALL OF THIS AGGIE MISERY SHOULDNT KEEP US FROM IGNORING BAYLORS RAPE PROBLEMSee I think Sumblin is just very smart bc when a guy decommits then they know for sure he wasn't sec goodIt's doing really well thanks for asking https://t.co/PRInjRA1WIToday is cinco de mayo when we reflect upon the many five star recruits that have fled a and mMy coaches don't have to be on lockdown bc they are not idiots https://t.co/15jYweTdVa#Gigemgang17 about to be #gigemcoupleofguys17I meant aggie https://t.co/04c6askol2I I think it was both for sumblin https://t.co/ANisjjHX4YAll OF a sudden as in "all of a sudden the wr coach at aggie went crazy on Twitter and they lost all their recruits" https://t.co/FQ8GNASQGQAggie is like a piñata of stars I'm the stick.@CoachSumlin well at least you still have Mannie netherlyThanks you old texags but shouldn't #2 be Still punched wife https://t.co/OMaiYpOtQSAshton https://t.co/SxKyzstJrfR u going for a infinity-peat of saying the same thing over and over https://t.co/rc107AtlsV.@CoachSumlin hey sumblin look I wrote you this poem You lose all your qbs why.@CoachSumlin Twinkle twinkle littleIs this real https://t.co/PPhPPAeSlQ#eveniknowthatisnthowyouusehashtags https://t.co/o6q4jpjn9eRight on cue you old aggie https://t.co/96gwUsQBWXHistory of a & m Founded 1800 something 1939 Fake army of boys Added few girls 80s Cheating RC SEC Manzuel WRTS- present: TearsIt's a good thing you are just a fan and not an aggie coach this would look real bad for the program https://t.co/9AUk40ioaxcollege station looks like a sparkler w so many stars shooting out of it.@TexAgs can u update me on this just curious anyway hope ur good https://t.co/GBoUfLfnUmAggie QBs transferring before they enrollThe forth what https://t.co/YMpuQPIsFu
5/5
2016
He's my son you can't have him https://t.co/zUwIOl3261Whoa is that real https://t.co/sLIuFUApd5I hope you ordered the quinoa chicken protein broccoli delight https://t.co/U0iqukNE2bWhat's vacation https://t.co/7ctzpBuZP0Yeah we have to play Iowa steak every year https://t.co/ydRUX9o9y9
5/4
2016
Whoa I'm like the mountain of charlie https://t.co/VGSJmv21jzSo I guess you could say she Iowa Steaked the opposition https://t.co/s1dzTV9HfxTHATS ALL WE NEEDED LAST YEAR WE WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOCK https://t.co/DF1kGKdOYSYou are on fleek to the point of being lit Anthony https://t.co/jiEqS7EVj6
5/3
2016
If anyone can make a crappier a and m it's a and m https://t.co/jsKOXEyhOAYou are talking like you want me to kill you https://t.co/rvolB6yOrzLooks like they just building a smaller crappier a and m across the street so they can feel superior to somebody https://t.co/QkTPn08P70What do u know call my cell https://t.co/Ozu7zELnPBHow can a book be a movie https://t.co/zqW189NXseWhat are u talking about is this some type of food https://t.co/jVuVT3z0uLI have no clue what you're even talking about foxes living in Leicestershire and whatnot https://t.co/bBM5IC9A55I don't know what RT love is I'm assuming it stands for Random Tramp love so no thanks I'm married https://t.co/EL1OPlPpSMThat old Holtron Hill came up to me today and was all hey coach I'm excited for this season and I was all how do you send a fax from twitterDo I tie it to the toothpick and the other end to an arrow and have an archer shoot it out https://t.co/cdlhopDQXOIs there a type of tool you can use if you have a toothpick stuck in your teeth a toothpick pickHis name is Rico how good could he be https://t.co/WA4MCdLH7x
5/2
2016
Whoever they are I am happy for them https://t.co/oSroJw9nfKI know he has a thick exoskeleton but Malik should really wear a helmet https://t.co/zLWkByBgztAh who wants to see a tennis stadium anyways https://t.co/Cuhd5ydH6tWhat is there to do in Chicago anyway I guess I could go see fenwayWhat https://t.co/tLuwTMlOpKI have finally made it to the draft when does it start today love the late round actionYes https://t.co/2ggJMxO3SgYou're welcome Daje https://t.co/5snWNsC5x8Yes billie you are correct see its bc I recruited the Louisville ones and not the Mack brown country club ones https://t.co/pjp9n9tVTq
5/1
2016
The football team didn't have any more unindicted players to draft https://t.co/bMN36sXrCySince most of the players are not well known I think it's safe to say the later rounds are more exclusive.@CoachSumlin how many of your Hassan ridgeways got drafted today yeah none.@DrOz I have been on a water cracker diet now for two weeks and am gaining so much weight why is this how is it possibleHave I moved to Canada and taken up curling and harvesting maple syrup no https://t.co/oAp6UB0FOJAre u sure he's yours https://t.co/bByquZg1VcAsk Matt brown https://t.co/LIGp3xepfkWe qualified not to go to a bowl so jokes on you https://t.co/yW2U9cpXlcI lost count like a hundred https://t.co/csLfLBFgq7You bleed hushpuppies https://t.co/kfqYGfz4J5Name one bowl game we didn't make https://t.co/oT4kwLL8LqEverybodys all oh look how many Alabama players are being drafted oooo so great yeah but hello they're all second rounders lol laugh at loudShould be called A to Z-ShawnNobody knows https://t.co/6Y8dS7cOYFOkay this is pretty fleek https://t.co/yvEM8TnpCtIf the category is rapes and cover ups I agree https://t.co/IF0bipocjuRaheel the intern I love you but you are a terrible intern https://t.co/eP8kUmPGb6
4/30
2016
.@CoachSumlin do you have eyebrow stripes do you have a bluetooths no and noThis is great but then I will need two phones correct and also I don't even know how to work one https://t.co/V1mA1EHi4hThank you for my new professional profile picture. https://t.co/85aQt7ouhLCan someone add a bluetooths in my ear on this profile photo make it look good remember recruits see this https://t.co/GUPfo8MYbhOh this is great I'm headed to radio shaq to get a bluetooths https://t.co/OOTDBYcia8.@charless_94 Charleston I am going to start wearing a bluetooths in my ear at all times you are my coolness advisor is this coolGoing to start wearing a bluetooths thing in my ear all the time that is a good lookThats basketball andy https://t.co/3ZumupdMx4Always cheating getting away with stuffIt's tough to say baylor hid their dumpster https://t.co/N28MHtSFwfYes but in bitcoins whatever those are https://t.co/WQ8tcfbJMQYes https://t.co/YXHh60agIg.@CoachHughFreeze do you remember that time you cheated I do it is all the time oh look it just happened again while I was typing this.@BUFootball how many of your rapists urr "football" "players" have been drafted just wondering anyway hope you're goodYes thank you bell biv and devoe https://t.co/dMLJFPor23that's just your perception don't you special relativity https://t.co/VJ6i467mQFSky blue https://t.co/0hLtet8FbzOkay see that there is your classic dimensional rift triple wormhole heart swallower slide https://t.co/KprnrUnEMiIs that what u tell them https://t.co/k8XFxC7xtj
4/29
2016

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