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GUARDIAN ANGEL OF SLIDES AND TEXAS FOOTBALL

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Some people ask me they say hey Charlie is the president a racist and I go no he’s not he’s a super racist and then… https://t.co/lQ31lmD6LC
5/28
2018
I don’t wanna be the guy who didn’t draft poonaSo proud of u kraken Ray Lewis will be a great mentorI remember going to austria to see Dicko punt a dingoIn heaven U can eat all the P’zone you want and no bad gains https://t.co/3A3jLVRUmdDon’t you talk to my son like that he will never eat that watery poo chilli https://t.co/0dQ4ldBo3w.@cwill Conor congratulations but look don’t let Jerry jone hug you or kiss your cheek that’s how he steals youth to try and live foreverMalik three short years ago I recruited u at qb and now u will live out ur dream trying not to get food poisoning from cincinatti.@malikjefferson son stay true to who u are don’t eat the chili it’s a lie it’s not chiliMy son I am so glad u are now a begal https://t.co/UjeRz6uipr
4/28
2018
Athletic fit https://t.co/mkwY32y2yYJokes on you I never manage the game clock https://t.co/XephjPegrWAre there vampire
4/13
2018
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/3mkty3WmYQ
3/30
2018
My forearms are a trophy wherever I am https://t.co/RsXPSFiJBrI am trying out for the new xfl my jersey will read Chicken Protein Tube
1/26
2018
Somebody say choke slam ? https://t.co/kqtb20YYIr
1/14
2018
It’s auto corect https://t.co/3IoJFNjmKMLuv you moe https://t.co/BGdgTV0ulv
Retweeted by Chuck F'n StrongThanks dad! Haha I gotcha! https://t.co/BzpNQltuE2
Retweeted by Chuck F'n Strong.@Official_MalikJ also I love u.@Official_MalikJ well son u are off to the league I remember offering you at QB so u would commit & you were like… https://t.co/DrMYdJJdjJ
1/1
2017
Ppl r saying great job Charlie you beat that old moviestar kingberry and I say well thanks but it’s not a big deal… https://t.co/75fa0ve3Rh
12/23
2017
Watch ur back kingberry
12/3
2017
.@CoachSumlin In heaven they let you eat all the pillows you want.@CoachSumlin You old sumblin
11/26
2017
hey you old bread bielemo I tried to save your job but you got fat and now you too are dead
11/25
2017
.@Official_MalikJ Happy birthday son I wish I could be there but I'm up in heaven just chokeslamming angels
11/15
2017
You old Ohio steak
11/4
2017
It's me the angel of me I have superpowers now it's why we are undefeated https://t.co/ReL9nhVbPO
9/28
2017
Hey Texas do u want to borrow the USF D for USC tomorrow all I want in return is fire tim herman and take me back
9/16
2017
Yes he is dead too rip https://t.co/dE5Kvx8gra
9/15
2017
It's like I was never fired.Today I hand the battomn to @tomtheherman but he talks about pee a lot so that's weird https://t.co/vlH8rY1xKG
9/2
2017
U old Joel osteemSo talent https://t.co/E2Gj7ymj30
8/29
2017
Yeah I know Wallace was from Scotland, Ireland https://t.co/MRNmcpNcjMdid braveheart winMay weather looks goodHaha u must be a comedian I'll call u lois CK https://t.co/09G4Ii9qJtWhat r u talking about we won the national championship and now I've gone up to the league https://t.co/c3K5dQULcOAll you doubters come on I'm wearing my white turtleneck which is undefeated which means no losses ever see u in the championship Texas
8/27
2017
I'm arm wrestling God im going to win https://t.co/HNpILL1JRwThank you Christine the intern https://t.co/c7Hbn7c4GD
8/2
2017
Please do not post pics of my house https://t.co/v1CfMj79aq
6/13
2017
Any cake I make is angel cake https://t.co/O3WQDpYeBeFist cake Wait https://t.co/wIMZ2oh8wy
6/10
2017
Bye you old stoop https://t.co/xo0bCgiqZU
6/8
2017
Well then he has to die https://t.co/TuZ59ve8JdYeah I know https://t.co/3hqqnnaf0WWhat do you mean I won't be coaching them https://t.co/RsPnwxeSSF
6/6
2017
Boy Texas is gettin ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBODY
6/5
2017
She acts like she got her law degree from a and m law school or something https://t.co/dGMi9CeL2FIt's me just guarding that slide with my smile https://t.co/mHvN5lY78H
5/5
2017
It's true all she need to worry about is whether I actually kill those guys https://t.co/QN3w7Zonn0
5/3
2017
NO GUNS https://t.co/BVBwIR6TYZ
4/30
2017
Forever young. https://t.co/gEYMHCnT9t
4/20
2017
Charlie Murphry father of kyler murphry died today rip
4/12
2017
Haha get some maybe you should just stick to Menses https://t.co/cW3jUmWL3I
4/7
2017
.@Official_MalikJ happy birthday my son https://t.co/qZDLJT8PMI
4/6
2017
.@TexAgs is this marijuana April fool I know it's marijuana https://t.co/enci8Sy2YLYou know if you think about it tim Herman looks good in that goatee April fool he looks like a nutriaApril fool https://t.co/RT6vtYxmPYIn an hour I'm gonna be all OU does not suck April fool but until then ou sucks
4/1
2017
.@TexAgs are mosquito hawks actually a type of bird hawk
3/30
2017
I would be made of all forearms if I was god https://t.co/zs9xjBB03fI put in a requisition to have the undertaker at practice TWO YEARS AGO so I guess they got around to it great https://t.co/hoV4Eh1528
3/24
2017
No DMX F- https://t.co/3RFogQKEk3I think u have a good job https://t.co/ygS4UPeSiN
3/23
2017
"The burner area" haha funny guy if there was a fire the plane would explode go to college https://t.co/hQ5WAXqT9gAre propeller engines just like jet engines without clothes onThe Texas part https://t.co/XhPhvM37CVWhatever the legal limit is https://t.co/eLdN1gXjhlI continue to not eat burgers https://t.co/OaqdxyvEiE
3/22
2017
No thanks I live on earth https://t.co/9EVGSu2qzW😳 https://t.co/Kd5EvlvALkI'm like Jesus only with a better clean and jerk https://t.co/ZsSytblKmCYes easy alligators are nocturnal so I'd wait til he was asleep https://t.co/vu1uOh5lcrWhat the hell is jenga https://t.co/xjMTypsJ8t
3/21
2017

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