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I think everyone should know that Tom Herman stole the core values but even worse it looks like he's a pillow thief…
.@CoachTomHerman I may not have had the wins but I was undefeated in never hiring Art Brile defenders Texas is better than this Tim
HEY ERRBODY READ THIS I'm an angel I can do anything I can throw lightning loved that song by Eric claptons promise I will never die Bc I'm an angel it's like I'm the wizard of ods WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREEEEEEET OF DREEEAMSAND I KNOW WHAT IT MEANSLIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONEWALKIN DOWN THE ONLY ROAD IVE EVER KNOWNHERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWNI don't know I'm kind of panicked it's why I'm crying in a sauna right now fully clothed it's very hot there are no tests in heaven unless you love tests then there are millions up to even thousands of them do you have a cd that teaches cubanese need to know asap.@USFFootball do you guys pick me up on the beach in a dingy and do we drive to Cuba from thereHow did u already get a picture of me in that turtleneck are u from the future many times do I have to say it have some advice for you I love turtlenecks's true I am afraid of the power of his cheek kisses tho don't recall that ever happening the coach of all of Cuba I look forward to learning cubanDon't remember is a lie I have never been to florida'm going to be honest with you I have no idea how this happened I don't even know where south Florida is is it in Cuba 🇨🇺Wait south Florida is the longhorns too are u serious did this happen I don't want to go I am guardian of slides I refuse to leave Florida is a terrible place I want to stay in heavenNo what told them I would only come if I was coach of all of Florida't you mean slides closing in on a 5 year contract've already seen it we get all the best shows up in heaven way before they come out it is so good SO GOOD.
I'm not so much in Austin but over it would I change my name'm at 50 slides they're at one slide so probably not happening definitely
Wow hong kong is just like heaven together my own angel wrestling league is that is it near Austin
Nope Marcus how bout this joke Knock knock Who's there Coach Rhule I'm a paterno apologist You're hired look Baylor hired a Joe paterno apologist great job BaylorHe'd have to order me to do it but because he is a benevolent god he would never do that to someone
My man I'm gonna fly down there during the ceremony and smite you with heavenly chokeslamsAustin is better even with the traffic safe and don't die it's boring up here can you believe they don't have XFL on VHS at all just old copies of frie…'s what they serve in hell documentary about how the robots will control us
Yes but the slide is within any u have to learn how to slide up it's not even a thing I a robot am I a robot angelWatch out you'll prob only get like 59 yards of offense so do Bryan a bunch of other lazy angels up here walkin around no clothes at all and it's obvi Championship pickHe ain't up here
They always root against hell up here one are we in we are ready I'm an angel Bliuiett is valedictorian of smashing faces'm learning to shoot lightning so that's pretty cool will strangle you with this halo think I did bc up here they force u to care about basketlol don't see how gunby can lose with his hair all like that is below it
Angel things thinking about asking for a demotion to purgatory they have slides up here but we have wings so it's s… warren face pretty squishy DONT HAVE ANY THEY ONLY HAVE ANGEL FOOD CAKE I MEAN walk now are u serious Glad I'm a angel yeah totally definitely No who do we play this week Oh 💧
I guess all the fans are angels to huh U serious was a little Richard mustache not a beefy Jeff fisher mustache should have grown a mustache like Jeff fisher than I really couldn't have been firedFuneral are for the dead I'm an angel