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UNFETTERED AND UNFILTERED FAKE CHARLIE STRONG AND MALIKS DAD SLIDES GOOD WATERSLIDES NOT SLIDES AT ALL Also my intragram is @chuckfnstrong

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I am bc it gets us ready for the OU game when half the stadium is filled with them https://t.co/joyTdHF6GL
8/25
2016
Yes I can you see aggies are stupid https://t.co/UKTxsz7I25My pool what else https://t.co/w0q0lr1i9WThey could call it old vise because look at his head its pinched like a peanut https://t.co/3hBERko6ocYou can make a boat from it https://t.co/VROkbB36iKJust ordered 27 buckets of flex sealTell him all the plastic man parts hanging from trees is probably temporary https://t.co/BUOf0J5iKDThis is a good question and I'm glad you asked over the calf bleach white thank me later https://t.co/WggMbDIiJ9Yeah tell him he's already smart enough to be valedictorian of this years aggie graduating class https://t.co/UPFz9KWdsqR u serious https://t.co/8MdnyAPXCoOne thing sucks almost as bad and probably even worse than OU and its cancer so go help pls https://t.co/d8hgGH4uTa
8/24
2016
I like Aggies bc they're all hullabalube & rc slocum this and sec that and then I usually give them a 5 for doing my windshield at the lightJeff Taylor is the best hire I've made the kids love himIf Malik calls it a motto it's a motto if he calls it a cantaloupe it's a cantaloupe and so on https://t.co/QFFATvH7elMe neither Charles I'm too excited about watching you explode Malik Zaires head https://t.co/XcKmKUxBHeI got 2 linebackers one for each of em https://t.co/hiX1aslkPVWhat specifically https://t.co/R8HmoyPwXV.@DiscoverIreland look around Ireland do u see any potatoes no you don't bc poona ate them all Poona loves potatoes
8/23
2016
.@DiscoverIreland leprechauns about to go extinctIn the future https://t.co/el7xE3rBorWhen does the Olympiad startDIE DIE DIE DIE DEATH BOOM STICK https://t.co/LiAPpcFzLBWell it's bad that you're asking this question now https://t.co/mhGy5YM0Us
8/22
2016
Here is a poem for u irish Football is here The table is set no potatoes on the menu Or yummy hams Just Malik & co serving choke slamsUnder ncaa rules I cannot name a starter at qb until they sanction Baylor
8/21
2016
.@CoachBrianKelly I know u will do the right thing and suspend your quarterbacks for what those other guys didAt what position https://t.co/H89ZQbnKMRI checked my portfolio calendar I keep in a leather folder it is not there https://t.co/7Qu5jzRRMCHow many of them were Malik Zaire https://t.co/hT0PW13GGtThis can't be right we are ready today https://t.co/cWsL7XrarmSumblins football programWe are at the stadium for Notra dame tonight it will be lit and fleek it will be #flitkBaby giraffes love leaves so I got him a bushel https://t.co/sXxdU3Pez1
8/20
2016
Knock knock Who's there Ishmael Zamora CHOKE SLAM.@Ishmael_Zamora you talk to my followers like this again and I will choke slam you into art briles rape den https://t.co/fzMDWDrle1A chocolate sculpture of himself that he can eat once he delivers those babies https://t.co/4qkAYtK9rIYou should see her play ping pong just as good as any of the guys I swear https://t.co/1Ekfnkqf93Did I name a starter at the position where the guy throws itAt what https://t.co/quLo8jzKp5
8/19
2016
.@Official_MalikJ come stay at home a few nights we miss you look your room is just as you left it https://t.co/n26NhUELjH.@CoachBrianKelly but I am real too I am a realmare or realnightmare whatever is more intimidating that's me RAAAAAWWWWWR night brian.@CoachBrianKelly its me Charlie I'm a nightmare.@CoachBrianKelly hey Brian are u awake.@CoachBrianKelly psssst heyYes I just wrote it Football BOOM 🔪 I SAID BOOM https://t.co/5KLwFhTRNuYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAH RIPPED SLEEVE POLOS BOOMTIME https://t.co/IRpWmfLwc6Did u get the computer first does it have minesweeper https://t.co/fGfWyq9mvn
8/18
2016
That is a counterfeit it doesn't say SEC anywhere https://t.co/9dejacfP9VHe's on uppers cover-uppers https://t.co/RC6Omw976R
8/17
2016
Taylor hamms is an oracle of lies https://t.co/5ZuonPNnPHShane beaaucheeale has elected to transfer after he was beat by that little old Brooklyn Hagar in ping pongKnock knock Who's there Errbody
8/16
2016
Hey remember that time I said this I do https://t.co/EGbGe9mQAkI am like the thesaurus of dictionaries https://t.co/q1bh3dWt34As in what do you mean specifically https://t.co/nUXr4wmBciI have 500 lb of first string running back
8/15
2016
Oh I love Olivia Newtron-John https://t.co/T9cnuQJZvKNevermind it was just a parking garage https://t.co/ytcv7nQ06GI found a cave full of slidesJoshua are you a luck dragon https://t.co/nEPgAmvZ4iPeople say Charlie who is starting who is injured what is your plan and I'm all https://t.co/0swlbKt3FnSeriously though is that where you report slides how long do u have do they audit you https://t.co/b9VZk1bZHgCome over here I will phone home your face https://t.co/VGUizzAudEWhy do you catch so many interceptions it's in our genes dylan #evolution https://t.co/j4mBxZdtAsI mean if the forearm doesn't impress you well then my bird of prey talon finger should https://t.co/VcZtOM64c7The USA is so good at Olympic swimming because there are only Longhorns on the team and almost no AggiesI have https://t.co/FBsOzIy1yE
8/14
2016
Scrimmage report 🐳🔑🐛🏹📹 49 points 16 sacks 💒I think ill let the birkensocks do the talking https://t.co/tvA55DZF6KWe're gonna need a bigger headset https://t.co/c7kTs4ZOm8We have an option where the qb can give it to the rb OR pass it at his discretion amazing new world of footballMis-directionWe have formationsWe have audibles I am toldWe have both pass plays and running plays this yearWe have a scrimahe today some people say scrimmage but I say scrimahe because it rhymes with vahe and I am a poet - manshaperWait I have another son r u serious https://t.co/wZpUsvaGtK
8/13
2016
You let a baby out recruit u two years in a row https://t.co/75pNo9fks2Swoop is the starter at smashing little lbs and dbs into protein powder https://t.co/ot3dusHCNRWe will win all of the platinum medals https://t.co/cgYRd8bzKxUh yeah he is a full head taller so I don't know what the big deal is https://t.co/uCDXa2uVPrI am running A train on the big twelve chooooo chooo wait delete https://t.co/f850phfBxhDid the olympiad happen what medal
8/12
2016
It's Thursday though https://t.co/ZBh5AgUYXmI am so Netflix and chill on my bike in the locker room does sumblin ride a bike no bc he is eating pillows https://t.co/vR0SqMG1AgIs that real https://t.co/tS2Ydb9GcS
8/11
2016
That is my weekly whey powder delivery https://t.co/ANnPfTEhemSummary of practice OH MAN OH MAN LOOK BOOM WHOA WHO IS THAT OH MAN WHO IS THAT WOW WHO WAS THAT WHOOO WHO IS THAT OMG WOOOOOOW WHOS THATNo sir maam I am married https://t.co/ILzWnkAlNf
8/10
2016
It is now, Clarissa https://t.co/Oq5B7896ljHow long did he get for his maternity leave https://t.co/W301xAAt8PBe quiet Putin is watching us right now I FEEL GREAT ABOUT THE RUSSIANS THEY NEVER CHEAT https://t.co/fKkR36qz3FI can summarize his show I'm fat I beat UT it was erotic I'm still fat Did I tell u I beat Texas Me still fat https://t.co/0d4ytGYNLJThat's not just any player that's Ricky william https://t.co/pQHgEwei1nThat's the thing about me I'm always paying oh wow look at that it's a cloud https://t.co/BKWsLAD3rSwho wouldn't be afraid of Aggies I'm afraid of Aggies bc they always stare at you like theyre somebody important https://t.co/sQbZWcSNvy
8/9
2016
Here is a fall camp haiku for u Fall camp BOOM Some bloodWas I there I don't remember was I swole https://t.co/rq0BTsuzinThis is why he will be the starter. https://t.co/ykIJCtdUleI am told fall camp started over two days ago can anyone give me a summary of how we did
8/8
2016
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