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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08


I hate to be like this but, hey, bartender, just muddle a freaking maraschino cherry into my goddamn old fashioned w/o commentary.
7/22
2016
Three Janets book clubbing via social media? I'm so in! @loveisblonde @planetjnet https://t.co/dFuWz6vEwu
7/20
2016
"They have dolphins in the river?!? We need to go there!" #StAugustine @RobbyHHayes #TheBachelorette
7/19
2016
No pressure. https://t.co/1gU4ZrM4me
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7/16
2016
I haven't listened to a single voicemail message in its entirety since 2003.
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7/14
2016
Happy #LegallyBlonde15! https://t.co/Bs43FIGZyb
7/13
2016
Hooray! Can't wait to see you! https://t.co/SvP1Yy6TjYHey, @jorge_paradise, are you going to be in paradise? We're planning our drinking game and want to include your appearances!
7/12
2016
Ain't nothin' like a Clinton to turn everyone into an expert on guidelines for prosecution related to mishandling of federal documents.
Retweeted by JanetCostco shopper's laundry soap would like some personal space. #entitled #nevermindtheline #rightbehindya https://t.co/hRiwy0k3nL
7/11
2016
Sunlight is the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman. @POTUS #brandeis #lightblazedfull
7/9
2016
Donald Trump may have his flaws but he at least seems like someone who’d be very rigorous in his adherence to email security protocols.
Retweeted by Janet#BlackLivesMatterOTD 35 years ago— Native Texan Sandra Day O'Connor became America's 1st woman #SCOTUS Justice. (Confirmed 99-0.) 🏛 https://t.co/gUXf3IftmF
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7/7
2016
Every Tuesday night, friends show up for #thebachelorette whether or not the floor is shined. #scruffyhospitality https://t.co/2irdrpedelFascinating peek into Obama's late night routine by @shearm: https://t.co/4bwfHBob44Swagger. https://t.co/vhVHnCu1aLGood read on "Retaining and Advancing Women in National Law Firms" from Stanford Law and Policy Lab https://t.co/hP399yUY6a
7/6
2016
"Oh shit, my burrito's on fire. These drinks are working."#watchoutforthattreeeee https://t.co/PglIrP1k0O
7/2
2016
Project pay off #studentloan 6 mo. update: $145,984.76 --> $125,711.69. #concertedeffort #strictassbudget #3yearplan @UCDavisLaw
7/1
2016
Another superb episode by @Radiolab and @MorePerfect. #Oyez #SCOTUS #MorePerfect https://t.co/oHLRprxoOn
6/29
2016
@james_mccoy_t, you are the real deal. @1chadjohnson may not be on the @bacheloretteabc anymore, but he's on our rosé glasses tonight.… https://t.co/Qqw7YesjjZ5 Things That Are Harder Than Registering To Vote, Featuring @POTUS #TurnUpToVote https://t.co/vHfvNl3s5e
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6/28
2016
Perfect! Thanks, @jorge_paradise. https://t.co/K8qfy8Oo6pThrowing leopard-print and polka-dot #confetti for @theNicoleCW and @boonandgable! https://t.co/eNWcgPrdcs
6/27
2016
We need a signature drink for our #BachelorInParadise viewing party. @jorge_paradise, suggestions? #planningahead #cantwait
6/26
2016
@agirlandaboy I pretend to call a co. called the "whambulance" when Julian whines & they "report" to me the reasons he should not be crying. @agirlandaboy we call juice "birthday drink" and Julian thinks it's only ever available at bday parties."Confetti" is just the Spanish word for withfetti.
Retweeted by JanetCongrats to Team 9 at #hacktheglassceiling! Smart women, legit solutions. Law firms, listen up! cc: @kmlarkinwong @StanfordLaw @msjdorgTeam 9: SMART pillars of firms' main goals that all should be reflected in comp https://t.co/OgRzqHOUKc
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6/24
2016
“Thinking About Hillary — A Plea for Reason” by Michael Arnovitz https://t.co/5zMk775aL9
6/23
2016
Happy Monday, everyone— YOU CAN DO THIS! https://t.co/tCd8MH3r1d
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6/20
2016
Hi. https://t.co/11Fyyf5IQm
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6/17
2016
Littlest @scotus fan learned something from the @moreperfect podcast by @radiolab. #oyez #oyez #ohyay! https://t.co/Zn0knUOQ7j"I'm a lawyer."- apology "I'm a lawyer."- threat "I'm a lawyer."- defense "I'm a lawyer."- confession "I'm a lawyer?!"- cry for help
Retweeted by JanetEndorsed. 🌯 Am I into fitness? Well, I'm fitness whole burrito in my mouth. https://t.co/ZrjDpT98uA
Retweeted by JanetWell I'm not sure I know the answer but I'm positive that you don't.
Retweeted by JanetLegal advice: don't be a dick to other people.
Retweeted by JanetOMG, LOL, and YES. An Open Letter to the Female Hat-Wearing Dog From “Go Dog, Go” https://t.co/h0V0Qn3IZ2 via @theuglyvolvo
6/16
2016
My commute made @MorePerfect by @Radiolab. #oyez #oyez #ohyay! https://t.co/pNK56pm1Bo
6/15
2016
Congratulations to my amazing friend & @msjdorg's prez @RaychelleTasher, who was named a @nationalbar 40 Under 40 Best Advocate!
6/12
2016
Sadly for many (& women especially), "succeeding at a firm turns into a race to the bottom of quality of life." https://t.co/5g7fhv16C7
6/9
2016
Math: An Illustrated Guide https://t.co/d0lr49dSWy via @newyorker #brilliant
6/8
2016
CA, MT, NJ, NM, ND, and SD, it's your day to head to the polls. RT this if you’re voting for Hillary. https://t.co/nu3VCKSuBz
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6/7
2016
As a high school teacher, admin regularly asked me to ignore bad acts of star athletes. #startemyoung #noconsequences #athleteprivilege#brockturner's pal says "rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists." Except, uh....yes it is. It always is.Does #BrockTurner even HAVE a damn mug shot? Somehow the news can find mug shots for black shooting VICTIMS, but none for a white rapist
Retweeted by Janet#BrockTurner wants to "end the cycle of drinking and promiscuity in college." Hey Brock, how about ending the cycle of rape, you rapist?
Retweeted by JanetWe can do better America. This is not an exception. #BrockTurner is the norm. The rarity is justice for victims.
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6/6
2016
Less Apologies, More Gratitude! https://t.co/YgyJF79P19
6/2
2016
Loving https://t.co/6dY28H2rA3 #12kindsofkindness
6/1
2016
@ichoosebuffalo totally ate it. The kid loves mustard on everything.At his insistence, I just made my two-year-old a banana, peanut butter, cinnamon, and mustard sandwich.
5/28
2016
So stoked on my random draw of @GrantMKemp for our #TheBachelorette game. #hersheyskisses #nottrading #somelikeithot https://t.co/SoKCKH6vI4
5/25
2016
Of course we laminated #TheBachelorette contestants' heads for our viewing party. https://t.co/vsy8FAUQso
5/23
2016
Trump Lawyer: objection! Court: basis? Trump Lawyer: oh the best basis your honor. the best. amazing basis. so important. the winning basis.
Retweeted by Janetcourt: is your entire rebuttal to opposing counsel's 200+ page reply this willy wonka meme? me: correct. court: your motion is granted.
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5/20
2016
Hey #LawStudents working in #PublicInterestLaw this summer--apply for the @msjdorg Scholarship today! https://t.co/rYv1XG3KNs
5/18
2016
Should've been a cowboy.
5/16
2016
I mostly just want Julian to look back and say: "dude, my mom was super wacky." https://t.co/btcvV4A0NNJulian, a waffle is not a hat. #thingsparentssay #parentsbelike
5/15
2016
"We need more high-fives, more parties, more chocolate consumption, and a lot more saying, 'Wow, that’s great!'" https://t.co/DIh0ZkauhE
5/14
2016
Yes, seriously. More large companies are run by men named "John" than by women. https://t.co/RO9joqpcSw
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5/13
2016
Time to start faking the 80 hour work week? One researcher says yes. https://t.co/iwRoKasmSO @msjdorg @RaychelleTasher @emh_esq @HarvardBiz
Retweeted by Janet"Never underestimate the power of glitter" - great @NBCBlacklist quote made me think of @confettilife
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5/6
2016
Julian, please don't put your cantaloupe on the cat. #thingsparentssay #parentsbelikeTop George power moves— ✪ Crossing the Delaware on Christmas ✪ Meeting @POTUS in a tiny bathrobe https://t.co/Rbm1aY9c2E
Retweeted by JanetHey, @Esquire, how can we get Mr. Campbell's girls @MyPillowPets? Let's make this happen! https://t.co/Z4oeOElfpg cc: @yvillasmil @BeSmartee
4/29
2016
Me: Julian, where do you want to go for your birthday dinner? Julian: Home Depot.
4/26
2016
Happy @MalbecWorldDay!
4/17
2016
Evidence. Don't even be tryin' to put a 20 gauge needle in these veins. https://t.co/DuGkCAnRWL @jesuissarah I think YES!Also, might as well double the French 75 recipe right off the bat. #getseriousCreamy Lemon Pasta https://t.co/uvj9Uxd2RL #NYTCookingSalad: kale + cubed apple + cubed cheddar + toasted almond + parm cheese. Dressing: crushed garlic clove + 5tbsp olive oil + lemon juice.French 75: shake 2oz gin + 1tbsp #lemon juice + 1 tsp superfine sugar in shaker. Pour in coupe glass. Top w/ champagne.Tonight's dinner is #lemon themed: lemon pasta, kale salad with lemon garlic dressing, French 75s. Recipes to come.
4/16
2016
Me: you'll only be able to draw my blood using a pediatric needle. (Poke poke poke poke) Nurse: hmmm, maybe I'll try a pediatric needle.
4/15
2016
Every shot @kobebryant ever took. All 30,699 of them. #KB24 https://t.co/7VYQNYHz1U
4/14
2016
My child is an artistic genius. #picasso #picassobaby #picassostyle https://t.co/OIKUJl2Dgp @JennaJoHartzell you are the sweetest! Michele might watch him, but I'll let you know! It's Saturday 4/30.
4/9
2016
Me: Julian, who do you want to babysit you when I go wine tasting for auntie's bday? Julian: me Me: you will babysit yourself? Julian: yeahWill: I don't trust any attorney. Me: ANY attorney? Will: ANY attorney.
4/8
2016
@agirlandaboy pickle chiffon pie! https://t.co/KvbWUL2xpd
4/5
2016
Helpful hint: don't end a phone conversation with a lawyer by using the phrase "sue me."
Retweeted by Janet @msjdorg @RaychelleTasher @kmlarkinwong @confettilife with her #superheroJD cape
Retweeted by Janet#3: AMAZING @msjdorg letter from @RaychelleTasher on p. 8 of @BestLawyers Business: https://t.co/NR0rfrTsGh . Also a cute #msjdpurple pic <3
Retweeted by JanetHappy Opening Day! #SFGiants #WeAreSF #WeAreGiant
4/4
2016
Super advice from @delidacostin on @msjdorg: GO GRAB SOME GOOD. #gograbsomegood https://t.co/Om6xQ2jPyl
4/1
2016
Is it any surprise that "considerate kindness" is my town's "signature hallmark"? #lovewhereilive https://t.co/sFXH0SEaKE @AnxiousLawyer @nmcremins @kmlarkinwong @msjdorg People throw rocks at things that shine. #keepyourshineon #killemwithkindnessImagine if you were the AUTHOR of the the will, @agirlandaboy. Sigh. #adulting #boring (also? #editorasclient #yikes #betterproofreadtwice)
3/30
2016
All I Really Need to Know About Being a Woman in the Law I Learned From @msjdorg. https://t.co/wgCeadr5Tm
3/28
2016
@kaitlynbristowe @JLohrWines is right here in #pasorobles, so you really ought to visit. I'll introduce you to more favorites, too.Here's the pic I didn't put on Instagram. #parenting #noblueeggsthisyear https://t.co/oVFBdNrq2f
3/26
2016
The good thing about a budget is that you stop and ask yourself, "do I REALLY need a Texas-shaped cornbread pan?"
3/22
2016
@lisareneepruitt so important to understand hidden rules of class. A quiz on point: https://t.co/VZ7Suj3oQg
3/21
2016

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