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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08


Dude, working as a lawyer doesn’t pay for law school in 2017, even seven years out. #backinmyday https://t.co/fJqcicYQzG13-Word Love Stories https://t.co/jXPRZRBXNE
11/18
2017
Hillary Clinton is officially resigning as Fox News' president of the United States https://t.co/4Ozyqz7Scv
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11/17
2017
Estate attorney voiceover: there’s no better time to speak with your loved ones about a will. https://t.co/aRTYbEMlZC
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11/12
2017
Look, I'm sorry, but even before these reports surfaced, Roy Moore's nomination was a bridge too far.
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11/11
2017
Jackets! All this time.... Why didn’t we get jackets? [I support this girl gang.] :-) @kmlarkinwong @SLoquvamhttps://t.co/LNROSYQQKZ
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11/10
2017
Christian parent here. We're celebrating. We're preparing our son to embrace difference, not fear or discriminate a… https://t.co/dyXn4qjhPH
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11/7
2017
The correct amount of coffee is the amount where, if you perished, your heart would continue to beat for a good 2-3 days.
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11/6
2017
This guy gets Me. https://t.co/qdexm5j8cW
Retweeted by JanetEnough with the prayin'. Time to start legislatin'.
Retweeted by JanetWhen a fake President is held to a higher standard than a real one. https://t.co/zF59KmgoPd
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11/5
2017
"CEO" auto suggest from my iPhone - hi! actually I look more like this : 💁🏻 https://t.co/S9mq5kCC0k
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10/22
2017
As the daughter of a father, I think the lot of you could do better
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10/21
2017
Ms. JD is Now Accepting Applications for Its 2018 Writers in Residence Program https://t.co/F8iuVQPLKw
10/17
2017
For the first time in the Harvard Law Review's history, its incoming class of editors is majority female. https://t.co/tzR8cwmEaV
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10/15
2017
"I have been at so many tables with so many fools." https://t.co/QQOL5F51ZLcatholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's https://t.co/M6tIcsPn7h
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10/3
2017
🎶 I believe the children are our future 🎶 https://t.co/7Dwmylc8pQ
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9/29
2017
My 3yo: what do dogs eat? Me: dog food 3yo: where do you get dog food? Me: Target 3yo: oh, good. Can you get me dog food and a dog?
9/23
2017
Fox News: Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk politics Also Fox News: https://t.co/oXjWTxqYS0
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9/22
2017
FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEBODY PAY $20 BUCKS AN HOUR FOR A GODDAM PROOFREADER AT THE WHITE HOUSE YOU ILLITERATE MORONS https://t.co/TApzDGmX8x
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9/16
2017
The president and his staff should not be using the enormous power of their platform to bully journalists or chill… https://t.co/XJRi8L3ao4
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9/15
2017
Blog post immediately!! Is this as CRAZY as it sounds or a reflection of the reality for women in the legal profess… https://t.co/9kVwIiF7aG
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9/14
2017
42 US attorney nominees, but only one woman. ONLY ONE WOMAN. cc: @msjdorg https://t.co/4VFGyvn3f3*are https://t.co/wMxS1YmiWu
9/13
2017
Does anyone know photoshop we are trying to make the Mona Lisa hold a MoonPie
Retweeted by Janet @ClassyClari @iamstephbeatz yes!!!What we REALLY need is a "find my Apple TV remote" feature. #AppleEvent
Retweeted by JanetFYI: If ever I run for president & get 3M more votes than my racist, misogynistic opponent & he still wins, I’ll have a lot of shit to say.
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9/12
2017
TIME presents Firsts: 46 women who are changing the world. https://t.co/ljpHS1hi5o @msjdorg @LIFE @TIMEHistory "...no decision is entirely an individual one –the quality of other lives depends on what we do with ours."One of my favorite articles on @MsJDorg by First Woman Barbara Babcock https://t.co/MQxEAz99lb @LIFE @TIMEHistory
9/10
2017
Welcome to your 30s. You now have Home Advil and Purse Advil.
Retweeted by JanetSince we're not allowed to talk about Climate Change during the worst hurricanes and wildfires in history, I suggest we talk about guns.
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9/9
2017
The First White President: The foundation of Donald Trump’s presidency is the negation of Barack Obama’s legacy. https://t.co/6lVQFtPcmL
9/8
2017
I've got family that agree w/ @potus & they only need to earn like $5.48M more for the death tax to crush their dre… https://t.co/BOE3XmOrLLAmericans always answer the call. https://t.co/SV1jixOExu https://t.co/ktEvL6s89d
Retweeted by JanetNope @CNN. https://t.co/FtVrdxaCzv
9/7
2017
Shouted question: "Will you use the personal information of DACA recipients to deport them?" Sessions walks away. What terrifying times.
Retweeted by JanetThurgood Marshall’s words resonate as deeply today as they did forty years ago. #StandUpForSomething #MarshallMovie https://t.co/hWrulXKYrz
Retweeted by JanetTo target hopeful young strivers who grew up here is wrong, because they’ve done nothing wrong. My statement: https://t.co/TCxZdld7L4
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9/5
2017
A thread of what #DACA is and isn't because #DACA works and it is nothing close to a "free ride."
Retweeted by JanetWhat it feels like to be a Dreamer at this particular point in time. A 101 guide
Retweeted by JanetJesus was very clear: "I was a stranger and you welcomed me." #DefendDACA #DACA #Dreamers
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9/4
2017
I didn't need to see Obama's birth certificate to believe he's American, but I'll definitely need to see Trump's hurricane donation receipt.
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9/1
2017
Reminder, you were enough. They just didn't know what to do with a light like yours.
Retweeted by JanetDo we think Melania has a secret Pinterest board of Biden outfits? https://t.co/sjhLfctCfO
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8/30
2017
Before you argue that Joel Osteen's church is too sacred to be a shelter, know that I saw Guns N' Roses play there in 1992.
Retweeted by JanetI was the judicial clerk for the judge in the original Apraio trial. I have some thoughts on the pardon. (1/15)
Retweeted by JanetWE WILL NOT ASK FOR IMMIGRATION STATUS OR PAPERS AT ANY SHELTER. No vamos a pedir documentos ni estatus migratorio en ningun albergue
Retweeted by JanetGloria Maria Quintanilla, y'all. https://t.co/XbyAv61OTE
Retweeted by JanetDear America: Now hear me out. I have an idea where you can spend the money you are planning to use to build a border wall. #Houston
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8/29
2017
If you put "Michael." at the end of every #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo lyric it becomes the perfect Lucille Bluth quote. https://t.co/xY7RiekOkb
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8/28
2017
A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line. https://t.co/nzbpjfVT4A
Retweeted by JanetIf your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.
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8/27
2017
Happy 99th birthday to retired mathematician Katherine Johnson! Her calculations were critical to early spaceflight… https://t.co/88vr043vRj
Retweeted by JanetWe've been covering Joe Arpaio for more than 20 years. Here's a couple of things you should know about him... 1/many
Retweeted by Janet.@POTUS's pardon of Joe Arpaio, who illegally profiled Latinos, undermines his claim for the respect of rule of law https://t.co/2FckGtwQ2m
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8/26
2017
This board book allows four hours for getting a toddler dressed so clearly was written by an actual parent. https://t.co/T2wHBm53PZ
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8/25
2017
Congratulations to the 2017 @msjdorg Fellows! https://t.co/O5NLsiWCC9
8/22
2017
Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee
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8/21
2017
Whole lot of people seem to believe in inheriting wealth but not culpability.
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8/17
2017
I guess I'm a genius because I actually had a bad feeling about this guy quite a while ago
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8/16
2017
When determining whether or not the president is a racist, I'll defer to the professional racists, who very much seem to think he is.
Retweeted by JanetI am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind?
Retweeted by JanetCoulda had taco trucks
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8/15
2017
"...privilege acknowledges its privilege even as it pleads oppressed inequality." https://t.co/Lc9aGQnZvvDon't wear the hood to a white supremacist rally, you get fired. Wear the hood and it's an admission you're KKK. This is a real pickle.
Retweeted by JanetMillions of us in the Republican Party miss you. And that is an understatement. https://t.co/PboHKcJSsO
Retweeted by Janet"Upon reflection, I now think that white supremacists are NOT just as good as their opponents." --the President of the United States
Retweeted by JanetThere will be no plant for this statement. https://t.co/zfwJpedYgT
Retweeted by Janet"My partner’s views are morally repulsive to me” is one of the best reasons I can think of [to get divorced]. https://t.co/yQjw9dDRsX
8/14
2017
Are we open to the possibility that the President is a white supremacist and authoritarian, not that he failed to get the statement right?
Retweeted by Janethere's the thing about white supremacy: u gotta fail at a lot of stuff 2 finally settle on ur DNA as the thing that makes u special
Retweeted by JanetCongressional Republicans torn as usual between hope that Trump's racism will help them cut taxes for millionaires and fear that it won't.
Retweeted by JanetY'all want your President to call out white supremacy. How can he do that? He didn't just run his campaign on it, he built his career on it.
Retweeted by JanetTHIS THREAD! ⤵💡 #Charlottesville https://t.co/GdoJdZWwJv
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8/13
2017

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