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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08

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Pennies and pencils: the world has enough of them already, am I right?
2/9
2016
Hanging in the #champagneroom this #SuperBowl50.Listening to @MichelleObama confirms that she & I could be besties. A #SuperBowl #champagneroom? #yesplease
2/7
2016
Two big cups of coffee this morning, on account of two bottles of champagne last night with… https://t.co/vnnAH1D9in
2/1
2016
Spa, champagne, birthday cake. This Sunday is exceptional. HBD @confettilife 😘 @ Madonna Inn https://t.co/R7YhkGOj3H
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1/31
2016
@LauraBladow @Target Mostly craft stores and online. Check the party aisles! And sometimes I just use sequins and fat glitter. 🎉
1/29
2016
10X10: @confettilife is celebrating 10 Years of Ms. JD with 100 #mentors and allies #sheleads #womeninlaw https://t.co/fUJA52aixC
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1/28
2016
Frank Kimball called it in 2011: @megynkelly has "wit faster than most people can handle." #mostpeople = #trump https://t.co/Lh1kVq3dYN
1/27
2016
I think I'm really falling for @benhiggi's glitter suit.Happy Launch Day @boonandgable! https://t.co/UXk2NezbxBThanks for the shout out @MsEsqMag and @kmlarkinwong! #superwomenJDs #determinedtorise #andshine #confettipowered
1/26
2016
Surely, a typo. @alex_abads must have meant "hunk" to describe @benhiggi. https://t.co/P6BOL328YhMs. JD is excited to announce that @AnnaMariaChavez will Keynote the 2016 Ms. JD Conference! See her impressive bio: https://t.co/5DhyEpYknr
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1/25
2016
My solidarity #hunkerdown allowed me to pack up Xmas & "style" my cookbook shelf, but now I have to go to a party. #californiaproblemsIt's 60 degrees & sunny in California but I'm still in my pjs, watching Gilmore Girls. #hunkerdown #solidarity
1/23
2016
Please tell me you bought these, @lisareneepruitt!? #prettyinpink #madeforwalking #ineedapair"I'll be the Bachelor on one condition... Hot tubs. On every date." -probably @benhiggi
Retweeted by JanetArticles about styling a bar cart make me laugh. Does it have booze? Yes? You're good. #cheers
1/22
2016
No, seriously, #lawstudents. If you are a rising 3L, you need to be applying for the @msjdorg fellowship. https://t.co/26MajxnLqmDo you mind if I give you some advice so good that you can't help but ignore it?
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1/20
2016
@MelissaOklahoma it's trending!I need one of those jackets w/ a big furry hood so I can post an Instagram pic of my face surrounded by an entire frame of fur. #goals
1/19
2016
Today is definitely a day on, not a day off, since my office is open, @levoleague. But I'm bringing the love. #MLKDay"Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'" #MLKDay
1/18
2016
This is a truly stunning cookbook, friends. #jacksonpollockcooks https://t.co/Mm5CwgRf1aThis semester's teaching schedule at #cuestacollege is really going to interfere with my #thebachelor viewing. #profslovebentoo
1/17
2016
My former student, so proud @thisconfettilife #inspiration #kindness #superwomenJDs https://t.co/WHWc8erJal https://t.co/sq3WtRMQK0
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1/16
2016
In honor of our upcoming #SuperwomenJDs conference Ms. JD board member @confettilife shares her superhero thoughts! https://t.co/AVOYVKVX7I
Retweeted by JanetThe reason I don't have more money in my IRA is the Valentine department at Target.
1/15
2016
Our workplace Powerball pool got so few numbers I'm pretty sure the secretary who organized it is fired. This is the American economy.
Retweeted by JanetHere you are: The Obama-RBG hugs, in order. 2009, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2016 #notoriousRBG https://t.co/aVS1kRpy4A
Retweeted by JanetHey #lawstudents, here are 5 things you can learn from DJ Khaled on @msjdorg by @Nevidomsky92. #BlessUp #WeTheBest #MsJDWIR
1/13
2016
Excited to celebrate 10 years of @msjdorg with a 10x10 project. #determinedtorise https://t.co/9yw8XDr3Gq @agirlandaboy also, #TeamJubilee. @agirlandaboy oh, I have lots of againsts. Olivia and Lace definitely gotta go. @agirlandaboy I didn't see Becca in her last season--I only started watching during Kaitlyn's season. @agirlandaboy I'm also #teamjojo #teamamanda #teamlaurenb #teambecca. I dunno. You? @agirlandaboy yes, but she must not have been that into the boyfriend. Probably for the best regardless.Me: If Caila doesn't win, I quit #TheBachelor. Will: Good. Type it into Twitter. #TeamCailaFollowing the #SOTU with #TheBachelor on #Hulu like a good American.Unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. --@POTUS #SOTUThe state of our union is strong - because it is based on the goodness of the American people. #SOTU
Retweeted by Janet"We secured the freedom in every state to marry the person we love." —@POTUS #SOTU https://t.co/SNV0vMz6La
Retweeted by JanetI LOVE this #SuperwomenJDs post from @confettilife - https://t.co/UTwka6GX50 #ShestheBoss Are you joining @msjdorg in NYC 2/19?
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1/12
2015
There are a lot of ways to say, "excuse me, thanks." The right way is like you mean it. #psa
12/11
2015
I really don't understand iCloud.
12/10
2015
Our #GiveBooks progress so far! For every RT, we donate a book to a child in need. https://t.co/ip9UGYvQy3 https://t.co/ufBtncMpZD
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12/4
2015
The family on @TheGrinderFOX has the same #fiestaware bowls as me. #FictionalTVcharacters #TheyreJustLikeUs
12/2
2015
Just fixed a fallen skirt hem with double-sided document tape. #lawyerstyle #classy #officesupplyhack
11/25
2015
I think we’ve got to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create, and who we include #gratitude excerpt from https://t.co/aHY61LblKI
11/23
2015
“....So, kindness matters enormously. And empathy. Finding some point of connection.” --Gloria Steinem https://t.co/v2qwIw5VvK"Let’s start with a glaring inequity. Only one of you has a rap name." https://t.co/FVXZEqBuSZ
11/16
2015
Yes. #VitaminDonuts https://t.co/XE5PhifMkn
11/13
2015
An email inbox is a reservoir of your own time managed by other people.
Retweeted by JanetThis morning's commute involved much slowing due to scattered #beeboxes on the #cuestagrade. #honeyspill https://t.co/oRmD5RPmVOOn my must see list: @TheUncondemned featuring my fave #lawprof and friend @lisareneepruitt https://t.co/dzZorIihYn
11/12
2015
If the wine you are served at a party tastes like #catpee MAYBE IT'S BEST TO KEEP THAT OPINION TO YOURSELF. https://t.co/ATtamXvcQW#LetsBeReal, I stand at work so I CAN sit at home. Who wants to watch @EmpireFOX while standing in front of the TV? https://t.co/WrPgwfM9RA"UM...Can I say something?!?" - client about to ruin a court hearing.
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11/10
2015
Vanilla Ice has a reality show where he goes to live with some Amish people and also they do #diy home improvement projects. #iceicebabyIs the rule one cat per 1000 square feet? Or do any cats over two cats categorize you as crazy?This #PasoRobles winery has been named American Winery of the Year by @WineEnthusiast https://t.co/OtvKY1zJ1E https://t.co/Fego83KYag
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11/7
2015
#LoveYourLawyerDay + #NationalNachosDay = BUY YOUR LAWYER SOME NACHOS
Retweeted by JanetApparently today is #LoveYourLawyerDay. Come on in for a hug. (Normal billable hourly rates apply)
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11/6
2015
"And anyway, who wants it all? Frankly, it sounds terrible." https://t.co/jBjkfeQ8GB via @ElleMagazine
11/3
2015
Will: as a parent you have to go through the kid's candy bag. Me: yeah, to remove any razors... Will: razors, Snickers, Almond Joys....
10/31
2015
Drinking game: Drink every time you want to drink, because you're an adult.
Retweeted by JanetCan't wait to see @JanePRosales go! #NYMarathon #RunLikeAGirl #TryToKeepUp #GirlOnTheRun
10/30
2015
So proud of this @msjdorg program. #lawyers and #lawstudents, apply pronto! #msjdwir https://t.co/BDFZfyMDh4
10/29
2015
#MsJD10 I wish I had known 10 years ago that seniority would feel so good. @msjdorg
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10/28
2015
@KarenDeschaine, invest in the change you want to see for #msjd10 or tell us what you wish you knew 10 years ago! https://t.co/OKdUWX6xj0 @TKVALaw help us celebrate @msjdorg's 10th birthday by telling us something you wish you knew 10 years ago & hashtagging it #MsJD10 @GirlsGuidetoLS help us celebrate @msjdorg's 10th birthday by telling us something you wish you knew 10 years ago & hashtag it #MsJD10 @Noorain help us celebrate @msjdorg's 10th birthday by telling us something you wish you knew 10 years ago & hashtag it #MsJD10 @Lensomers help us celebrate @msjdorg's 10th birthday by telling us something you wish you knew 10 years ago & hashtag it #MsJD10RT @howardgfranklin: HUGE Congrats to MS.JD on 10th B-Day! Your contribution to empowering women in the law incalculably valuable! #MsJD10#WishIKnew10YearsAgo: you're not networking, you're connecting. #MsJD10 #lawstudents #lawyers  https://t.co/GOccsOFbeLPUT IT IN WRITING. #MsJD10 #WishIKnew10YearsAgoIt's totally fine if you don't like opera, Jane Austen, merlot, jazz. #MsJD10 #WishIKnew10YearsAgo @jesuissarah I love @InTheoryPod & am now excited to check out @IntersectionTNR. Thanks for the recommendation!RT @paulaedgar: #MsJD10 I wish I knew that my dreams were in reach. I would've been bolder and not afraid of #failure #CoachPaula @lisareneepruitt, help us celebrate @msjdorg's 10th birthday by telling us something you wish you knew 10 years ago w/ the hashtag #MsJD10Hey @mlanaeperrin, what's something you wish you knew 10 years ago? #MsJD10Hey @JMSilverbrook, invest in the change you want to see for #msjd10 or tell us what you wish you knew 10 years ago! https://t.co/OKdUWX6xj0Don't say "let's have lunch" to people you don't want to lunch with. #MsJD10 #WishIKnew10YearsAgoQuestion for @PaulaEdgar: what's something you wish you knew 10 years ago? #MsJD10Kindness is not weakness. #MsJD10 #WishIKnew10YearsAgoHey @jklistening, invest in the change you want to see for #msjd10 or tell us what you wish you knew 10 years ago! https://t.co/OKdUWX6xj0For @msjdorg's 10th B-Day, we're challenging u to donate or tell us what u wish u knew 10 years ago using #MsJD10! https://t.co/kHcFPiicqA10 years ago, I had no clue that @msjdorg would change my life--real advice, amazing friends, daily inspiration. #MsJD10 #doubledigits
10/27
2015
Mine, too, @ActuallyNPH! Just saw @eltonofficial play it last weekend. The best.
10/23
2015
Baking Brownies with Snoop Dogg https://t.co/Xb1cye1AWp🍾🧀🌮 = my diet is now completely represented by emojis.Via @NPR: Where The Girls Are (And Aren't): #15Girls https://t.co/XS8Ij5PWCZ
10/21
2015
If the cat is < 35 lbs & you position the alarm sensor 4 ft above the ground, the cat won't set off the house alarm. Unless the cat is Fitz.Goddamn one percenter.The woman who called to tell me our burglary alarm was triggered was remarkably cheerful given the circumstances.
10/20
2015
I've had 4 mimosas so am not sure of my level of clarity. #Letmebeclear: that is not my plate..@thisisthesteph right? I just try to use a buffet bathroom and this is what I find. #thehell? #vivalasvegas?What's happening? This is happening. I have no idea. http://t.co/qwOngFzSuI
10/17
2015
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