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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08


Surprise! The party that hates the government is terrible at running the government.
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7/19
2017
My kid: Yay! Me: Yay! My kid: NO, mom. I am the only one that can say Yay. You don't say Yay. #thisis3
7/15
2017
The craziest part of all of this is that there's not one Republican who wants to become one of the greatest Americans of all time.
Retweeted by JanetSomehow there is a dumber person named Donald Trump than Donald Trump. What a world.
Retweeted by JanetOh, #SFMOMA, you send me. #honestyoudo https://t.co/NljqwLiYzY
7/11
2017
Uh, Chelsea Clinton also has a PhD...in International Relations...from Oxford...soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… https://t.co/uZ0txzqbxG
Retweeted by Janet @kmlarkinwong @msjdorg @confettilife malbec was our fuel for the fight 😁 #TIMInitiative #womencelebratingmenwhocelebratewomen #imissyouguys
Retweeted by JanetCongrats to @CarlaTheRock, a @nationalbar #40Under40. Just voted for her to receive the Excellence in Service Award! https://t.co/3ePyAEN1R4
7/10
2017
My 3yo is rejecting suits because he was under the impression he got to wear a bear costume to auntie's wedding. #ringbearer #commonproblem?
7/2
2017
When I was young I was liberal. Then I grew up and experienced life, learned more about the world, and now I'm SUPER liberal, motherfucker
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7/1
2017
Ms. JD is starting a highly-subsidized Leadership Academy for law students. Apply, and circulate widely! #sheleads https://t.co/QB1nsVLeQL
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6/27
2017
Alan Bryan of @Walmart brought the house down @NAWLWomeninLaw This is a MUST watch #TIMInitiative speech. https://t.co/pNOHBqcNzj @msjdorg
Retweeted by JanetAn Incredible Man (and the Making of a Champion): TIM Initiative featuring Matthew O’Leary https://t.co/WX9UzpGb97https://t.co/wz9BXx5ur2
Retweeted by Janet @Jordanthecomic we had a fantastic, hilarious time! Thank you so much! https://t.co/BPCkQXv2Dg @NancyBfunny @icehousecomedy thank you so much! We had an amazing time! https://t.co/5eUR7oTfSA
6/26
2017
@NancyBfunny @Jordanthecomic @icehousecomedy Tix purchased! See you Saturday. The bride-to-be is April. 😍
6/21
2017
People who've hired lawyers: 1. The Attorney General 2. The VP 3. The President 4. The President's Son-In-Law 5. The President's Lawyer
Retweeted by Janet @Jordanthecomic @icehousecomedy @NancyBfunny we will have 6 girls! Still room for us?
6/20
2017
DMV call wait time currently 153 minutes.
6/19
2017
Sen. Harris was Prosecutor, District Attorney, Attorney General, and U.S. Senator. She launched her damn self. https://t.co/x6SgaWAboX
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6/10
2017
@Jordanthecomic @icehousecomedy @NancyBfunny Hooray! Confirming our guest list. There will be 6 or 7 of us for the 9:30 show.
6/8
2017
@Jordanthecomic @icehousecomedy @NancyBfunny Pasadena bound for a bachelorette party on 6/24. We definitely should attend the show, right?
6/7
2017
It's amazing that the president is complaining about "political correctness" when his entire job is to do politics correctly.
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6/6
2017
I wish you self-esteem so high that you're —humble.
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6/2
2017
I ordered fun + fancy cleaning supplies from @grovecollab (radish-scented soap!). If you want to try, here's $10: https://t.co/hz03P468tpPeople in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF
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5/31
2017
1. nationalize gofundme 2. create gofundme campaigns for everyone 3. automatically deduct gofundme contributions from everyone's paycheck
Retweeted by JanetCongratulations @JanePRosales! From your start @msjdorg to earning your JD, you have been an inspiration. Honored to call you my friend! XO
5/28
2017
We are called to live not as one without others, above or against others, but with and for others.
Retweeted by Janet"Welcome to the administration. Your formerly stellar reputation will be destroyed and you will forever be known for facilitating a madman."
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5/27
2017
Why is it more important to give a $100 billion tax break to 3 of the wealthiest families than to feed, house and educate 15 million people?
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5/26
2017
[commercial for twitter] hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry
Retweeted by Janet#fatherhoodbonus #motherhoodpenalty https://t.co/klpZUkbKTR @Simon_the_boy ha! Appears that too much whipping it has resulted in dislocation of the arms.
5/24
2017
Down the street from my office, there is an alley full of mannequins in hard hats. Why? https://t.co/GX85e8xbWmLove it! Here's today's #ootd #statementpiece (though I also often carry my #shatteringglass bag) @kmlarkinwonghttps://t.co/sEJHu1VAM3Today's #ootd #statementpiece courtesy of @msjdorg :) #determinedtorise cc: @theNicoleCW @confettilife https://t.co/Ehe1n7XKq2
Retweeted by JanetHow many syllables does the word "Gloria" have? CATHOLICS: 18
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5/23
2017
dear law students: if you're ever introducing a case in court and someone is deceased, please don't add "and therefore not present today."
Retweeted by Janet...with liberty and justice for all* *participation may vary. some exclusions apply. may not be valid in all states. subject to change.
Retweeted by Janetgenie: wow, you must really hate billing.
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5/7
2017
Will is eating a hard boiled egg left over from Easter. That's super gross, right?
5/5
2017
No SJP at the @metmuseum gala? Whhhhyyyyyy?
5/1
2017
Yep, Grandma. https://t.co/0eOGfKTjSF
4/20
2017
If I Were a Ballerina https://t.co/d2lXyZqYU1 via @newyorker
4/15
2017
Happiest lawyers in the happiest place in America. #slolife #partnerlife #lawyering https://t.co/FvqfHaX9zq
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4/5
2017
Oh, I'm not at all annoyed that the used, garage sale Minnie rides around in a Corolle Mon Premier Sky Stroller. https://t.co/QGtAEhMQP3Julian's "baby." Meanwhile, the lovely Corelle babydoll I ordered lives long abandoned under a table. https://t.co/xNTIPp4o4qMy kid couldn't care less about the $35 babydoll from France I ordered. He much prefers the used Minnie Mouse he found on a garage floor.
3/28
2017
#Rising3L #LawStudents, it's the last week to apply for the 2017 Ms. JD Fellowship! https://t.co/ktEIBgzMR4We need to press the media for more balanced, more representative coverage of rural places and people. https://t.co/xTkgevBe39
3/26
2017
Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act
Retweeted by JanetNext time someone asks you what your problem is, surprise them by giving them a printed list with attachments.
Retweeted by JanetTIERS OF FRIENDSHIP 4- we hang out 3- we can travel together 2- I would take a bullet for you 1- I will speak to you on phone
Retweeted by JanetAll of women say who cares what men think about birth control https://t.co/h0AAGm8S1M
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3/24
2017
Trump just screamed "BREAK UP THE NINTH CIRCUIT" like he thinks it's a bank or a boy band or something
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3/16
2017
You're wrong James. I'll prove it. Twitter: Retweet if you want me here as an American Muslim. https://t.co/rt2NwuIT0h
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3/14
2017
I think Trump should play all the golf he wants. The more golf, the better.
3/12
2017
@kmlarkinwong I can't wait to read it! I will read it with the love and enthusiasm that I know were in your voice when you presented it.YES https://t.co/TTfQdlt5XN
3/11
2017
Packing some serious heat today. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/68JDiiKDWh
Retweeted by Janet @kmlarkinwong l can't wait to read it! Can I get an advance copy?She actually went to the U.N. to call for action against genocide and mass rape https://t.co/4NM2WJwbYv
Retweeted by JanetTrump taking credit for Obama’s economy is like someone inheriting millions from his dad and bragging about what a smart businessman he is.
Retweeted by JanetWell I tend to be pretty biased on this topic because I read.
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3/10
2017
#SLOBKABOB#LawStudents! The 2017 Ms. JD Fellowship Application is Now Open! https://t.co/ktEIBgzMR4Do YOU have a recommendation for @msjdorg #TIMInitiative nominee? @confettilife wants to hear them! :)
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3/7
2017
Love this poem so, so, so much. https://t.co/UHTrwDV9mi
3/6
2017
This. https://t.co/C1yAq4KLlC
3/4
2017
Congratulations to @msjdorg on another phenomenal conference! #msjdpropelThis tweet aged well. https://t.co/n2FDYVH2N2
Retweeted by JanetIf you sign your emails and texts "xx" just know you're one x away from this getting weird.
Retweeted by JanetIt all boils down to creating a culture where we can be ourselves. - Kelly Jo MacArthur, @amazon VP #MsJDPropel
Retweeted by JanetWe need to create a culture where we can all be ourselves. - Kelly Jo MacArthur #MsJDpropel
Retweeted by JanetWelcome to Twitter, @Audra_L_Herrera! Wish I was meeting you in person at #MsJDPROPEL!
3/3
2017
Lock him up! https://t.co/J2cOOQANPT
3/2
2017

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