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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

1,260 Following   928 Followers   2,492 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/5/08


Barack Obama Is Not Cool https://t.co/t0AFfviLs6 via @intelligencerLast minute sign inspiration. https://t.co/Wj6jwkVAyZ #jointheuproarSuper intrigued! What’s in the Blue Box From Tiffany? An Investigation https://t.co/lngqMZdTKNThe calm before the storm. #notweets #yet #waitforit https://t.co/0lIGFLF1wCOf course Netflix just dropped a new #HouseofCards promo on #inauguration day: https://t.co/US82UZ4Txq https://t.co/Ec6NLMgfxl
Retweeted by JanetPresident Trump promised to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. We'll hold him to it. #Inauguration
Retweeted by JanetMood. https://t.co/nSgkKUIXOL
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1/20
2017
Let's Make America Smart Again.
Retweeted by JanetI know the country has, for some reason, moved on, but the fact that Barack Obama didn't get to fill Scalia's seat is a historic injustice.
Retweeted by Janet @Cheezums well, I plan to check all even though it says to choose 4.Only four? https://t.co/YfWG3Pt2gp
1/19
2017
@zandumansky @loveisblonde or you both could come here. Sunshine year-round, my friends. And wine!Also, if IOU a holiday card, just know that I haven't even sent out my holiday cards yet.If I owe you an email, just know that I haven't even sent out my holiday cards yet.The Betsy DeVos Hearing Was an Insult to Democracy. https://t.co/SNkdzW9qZ4 via @EsquireAs the parent of a child with disabilities, I found the Ed Secy-designate's answers kind of appalling. https://t.co/QJNwWJq5pd
Retweeted by JanetSen. Elizabeth Warren finds Betsy DeVos has no experience managing student loan programs, never took out a loan & n… https://t.co/5jZBFM9uDY
Retweeted by JanetServe it up and smack it down, Tim Kaine. https://t.co/IA8nuJuBLG
Retweeted by JanetStunning: Maggie Hassan (who has a disabled son) realizes that DeVos doesn't know the Individuals with Disabilities… https://t.co/ycslg2mfWS
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1/18
2017
Loved the gab @InTheoryPod! Will is a serious resolution keeper. Very specific goals: no French fries; run min 1 mile/day; do daily yoga.
1/17
2017
Now more than ever, let's all find a way to get in the way. #goodtrouble https://t.co/MGOXUzOh7Z
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1/16
2017
#2L #lawstudents, the 2017 @msjdorg Fellowship application is now open! https://t.co/ktEIBgzMR4
1/14
2017
Yo @ftc, would you say this one needs an #ad tag? https://t.co/itylnSoz8l
Retweeted by JanetI've never seen people more eager to do something than the Republicans are to strip away people's healthcare. It's stomach-churning.
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1/12
2017
The world is changed by ordinary people living out big love.
Retweeted by JanetRetweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns
Retweeted by JanetThe PEOTUS doth protest too much, methinks.
1/11
2017
Yes We Can. Yes We Did. Yes We Can.Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.
Retweeted by JanetThank you, President Obama.I've seen my husband cry like twice ever. Second time: #obamafarewell"Change only happens when ordinary people get involved, get engaged, and come together to demand it.” —@POTUS
Retweeted by Janet#LawNerds rejoice - in major presidential address, #POTUS mentions the #Constitution followed soon thereafter by #AtticusFinch
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1/10
2017
Yes, yes, yes. This article. https://t.co/w3M7FJkwyzMy entire life changed when I stopped trying to get everything they told me I should want and focused on everything I've always wanted.
Retweeted by JanetIdeas without a network are just ideas! 2017 is the year to network your ideas into reality! #BYDN https://t.co/q5jiAHsJhC #Ad
1/9
2017
Will is literally googleing tips for putting out a fire rn because I am cooking with oil, y'all.Congratulations to the amazing women of @KMRLawGroup for receiving the @msjdorg Strength in Numbers Award! Truly inspirational!
1/7
2017
Let’s call this attack on health care what it really is: An attempt to shut down a health care provider for political reasons. #IStandWithPP
Retweeted by JanetHooray @jkhoey! https://t.co/bTmpvQhcU2
1/5
2017
@grace134 not sure if she serves your county, but Angela Bryant is amazing. https://t.co/pKz6EXbCbB
1/4
2017
It’s been the privilege of my life to serve as your President. I look forward to standing with you as a citizen. Happy New Year everybody.
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1/1
2016
Biggest thanks in 2016 to @HillaryClinton. You are everything.#Will's "90s Pop" Pandora was good, but that shit ain't bringing me in to 2017. #myhusbandisoldschool#NewYearsResolution "A republic, if you can keep it."
Retweeted by Janet @realDonaldTrump I fixed it for you, bro. https://t.co/hLw1N3bfjZ
Retweeted by JanetUse within 10 days of opening. #drinkdrankdrunk https://t.co/0Gr1JAKMTv @realDonaldTrump You could've just said "Happy New Year". Or nothing. Sometimes nothing is good too.
Retweeted by JanetOnly four more years of 2016.
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12/31
2016
This is borderline treasonous. I don't know what Putin has on this cat, but my Lord, it must be incredible. God hel… https://t.co/psyL5VrYkE
Retweeted by JanetEverybody talking about how terrible 2016 is & how they can't wait for 2017. Uh, Trump is gonna be POTUS, guys.Gonna miss our amazing POTUS. “Behind the Lens: 2016 Year in Photographs” by @WhiteHouse https://t.co/BH7LMOAWAs
12/30
2016
Trump thanks himself, literally, for 8 years of Obama's economy. Not at all surprising and yet still totally surreal https://t.co/sb66JC0V5r
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12/28
2016
@DSGSupport DM'ed @DICKS with help needed on gift with promised Xmas delivery, now showing 12/28 arrival. Help?
12/22
2016
Help @DICKS! 40 minutes on the phone trying to figure out why my promised-before-Xmas order is arriving on 12/28. So stressful!
12/21
2016
NAWL's #BoardofDirectors is excited to announce its #mentoring partnership with the Board of Directors of @msjdorg https://t.co/W1nstKxVtQ
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12/15
2016
The Lincoln Memorial is off-limits for the women's march on 1/21 so anyway do any 100,000 ladies want to come just hang out there with me?
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12/13
2016
All I want for Xmas is to not have to put gasoline in my car ever again. I'll totally pay for the gas, I just hate the task itself.
12/1
2016
HELLO AND WELCOME TO CONGRESSPHONE IF YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE BIGOT WHOSE APPOINTMENT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONDEMN, PRESS 1
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11/28
2016
This thread. https://t.co/4Nms9asX9xCoffee should not involve whipped cream or sweet syrups. It should be a black, bitter foretaste of what we must face before the day is over.
Retweeted by Janet @ebj123 50. No joke. Out of control.
11/27
2016
Do NOT drive drunk. I will find you. I will arrest you. I will make you listen to One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.
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11/25
2016
@TheDallas classic, fruit & nut, and one in the bird!
11/24
2016
Is it weird that we're making three kinds of stuffing/dressing? Nah, we're thankful.What goes better with pancakes--beer or wine? #pancakesfordinner #nobodywantstocook
11/23
2016
you know shit is bad when millennials start making PHONE CALLS
Retweeted by JanetAmericans don't need to apologize-not even to presidents or vice presidents-for the lawful & proper exercise of the… https://t.co/exRRsMV1o2
Retweeted by Janet. @realDonaldTrump how bout you start with an apology for your divisive, racist, xenophobic rhetoric? #thanksgivingdayclapback
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11/19
2016
TRUMP ADMIN: Mike Pence Steve Bannon Reince Priebus Jeff Sessions Mike Flynn Mike Pompeo Mike Huckabee ➞ Mikes: 4 ➞ Women/Minorities: 0
Retweeted by JanetGOP transition: ✔️Appoint white nationalist as WH adviser ✔️Cite Japanese internment to justify Muslim registry ✔️Take all-white GOP selfie
Retweeted by JanetVenn diagram of people who think booing Pence at Hamilton is bad form and people who have said "Lock her up" aloud to another human being
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11/18
2016
HOLY FUCK NOW WHAT https://t.co/02p730Ug6Tcourt: counsel did you wish to supplement your response? lawyer: no, I'll rely on the reply I filed. court: it's just "lol" lawyer: correct
Retweeted by JanetJingle Jangle Ice Cream from Trader Joe's. Yes.
11/16
2016
#worldadoptionday #adoptionislove https://t.co/BQeWBVZeiZRegret to inform that I cannot see the Trump tweets you're referring to, as I am blocked by the fucking President of the United States.
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11/15
2016
As long as I live, I will never understand how this alone wasn’t the end of it. https://t.co/2MaLkBJ2Xo
Retweeted by JanetHERE. IT. IS. Your first look at this season of #TheBachelor! https://t.co/jKNmXWvWy7
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11/14
2016
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