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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

1,208 Following   922 Followers   2,272 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/5/08


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times (in party planning). https://t.co/r3IsqLybbUWell, let's get these women elected. #firstwomen #makinghistory https://t.co/IyAQeblz8v
8/26
2016
@LauraBladow, what awesome thing did you do?!? cc: @kmlarkinwong
8/23
2016
@Luke__Pell Your thoughts on Confetti: Total Mess or #HipHipHooray?#OTD in 1981, President Reagan nominates Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first woman on #SCOTUS #HerStory https://t.co/wclrDd2Tx5
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8/19
2016
When you have a 🔥 tweet but remember your boss follows you on Twitter. https://t.co/5x11uXufWL
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8/16
2016
Amélie Breakfast at Tiffany's Big Daddy Family Stone Office Space Mary Poppins Grand Budapest Hotel #Fav7FilmsThis headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world. https://t.co/5WpQa04N0o
Retweeted by JanetExciting career opportunity with @msjdorg! #determinedtorise https://t.co/OrW8YQDeNtCan't tell if I've achieved pure inner peace or if I've just moved up to a higher level of fear paralysis.
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8/15
2016
My greatest concern at this moment in my life is whether @Luke__Pell makes a good tuna casserole.This Tweet from @JimmyDonofrio has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.
Retweeted by JanetKatie Ledecky, pictured with the 7 next best swimmers in the world. https://t.co/3C08xu9DL7
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8/12
2016
A sparkling wine trail in my backyard? #hellyes #bubbles #sparklesparkle #popfizzclink #pasorobles #slo https://t.co/suSn5HfIV1Congratulations to the 2016 @msjdorg Fellows! #msjdfellows #determinedtorise https://t.co/BLqEFmE4mj
8/10
2016
They've been called "honey" or "darling" in the courtroom. Now thousands of female lawyers are pushing for change. https://t.co/7aFU86b0Fx
Retweeted by JanetAnnual anniversay photo so we can watch ourselves age. https://t.co/DOPCXplcB0Suggestion: A Control Group for The Olympics. @jasonmgood https://t.co/CmiLNk7U7p
8/9
2016
How do people find out they can swim fast? Who gets into a pool without a float and a margarita?
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8/8
2016
I was meant to be a purveyor of high quality cotton candy. Not sure when/where I went off course.
8/4
2016
Oh yeah, @jorge_paradise! I knew you would earn me #bachelorinparadise BINGO points! https://t.co/bK65ldk6QvThank you, @jorge_paradise, for running the blender & helping mark one of my #BachelorInParadise #BINGO spots! https://t.co/RvEhirhGaPHot damn, my friends are accomplished. Well deserved, @jklistening! https://t.co/xLmDdjujky @agirlandaboy paying the minimum payment on $140k in student loans. In 5 yrs, I paid $50k in interest & owed more than when I started.
8/3
2016
Found my unicorn and married him 13 years ago today. @JoelleFletcher, tonight we find out if you found yours. https://t.co/MZ6VbNqCg5
8/2
2016
Let's Fawn Over Bill Clinton's Outfit and Ignore His Accomplishments https://t.co/IwHXfW5gLr https://t.co/Ra9Q0kltpn
Retweeted by JanetGreat speech. She's tested. She's ready. She never quits. That's why Hillary should be our next @POTUS. (She'll get the Twitter handle, too)
Retweeted by JanetGreat minds think alike. She's with us. #ImWithHer https://t.co/7oSnEAjXB2"When there are no ceilings, the sky is the limit." #ImWithHer#strongertogether? #risetogether? It's like @HillaryClinton was on @msjdorg branding committee calls. #greatminds @kmlarkinwong @theNicoleCW
7/28
2016
Imagine being so white that voting for a third party just to "prove a point" is a risk you can afford to take.
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7/27
2016
I hate to be like this but, hey, bartender, just muddle a freaking maraschino cherry into my goddamn old fashioned w/o commentary.
7/22
2016
Three Janets book clubbing via social media? I'm so in! @loveisblonde @planetjnet https://t.co/dFuWz6vEwu
7/20
2016
"They have dolphins in the river?!? We need to go there!" #StAugustine @RobbyHHayes #TheBachelorette
7/19
2016
No pressure. https://t.co/1gU4ZrM4me
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7/16
2016
I haven't listened to a single voicemail message in its entirety since 2003.
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7/14
2016
Happy #LegallyBlonde15! https://t.co/Bs43FIGZyb
7/13
2016
Hooray! Can't wait to see you! https://t.co/SvP1Yy6TjYHey, @jorge_paradise, are you going to be in paradise? We're planning our drinking game and want to include your appearances!
7/12
2016
Ain't nothin' like a Clinton to turn everyone into an expert on guidelines for prosecution related to mishandling of federal documents.
Retweeted by JanetCostco shopper's laundry soap would like some personal space. #entitled #nevermindtheline #rightbehindya https://t.co/hRiwy0k3nL
7/11
2016
Sunlight is the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman. @POTUS #brandeis #lightblazedfull
7/9
2016
Donald Trump may have his flaws but he at least seems like someone who’d be very rigorous in his adherence to email security protocols.
Retweeted by Janet#BlackLivesMatterOTD 35 years ago— Native Texan Sandra Day O'Connor became America's 1st woman #SCOTUS Justice. (Confirmed 99-0.) 🏛 https://t.co/gUXf3IftmF
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7/7
2016
Every Tuesday night, friends show up for #thebachelorette whether or not the floor is shined. #scruffyhospitality https://t.co/2irdrpedelFascinating peek into Obama's late night routine by @shearm: https://t.co/4bwfHBob44Swagger. https://t.co/vhVHnCu1aLGood read on "Retaining and Advancing Women in National Law Firms" from Stanford Law and Policy Lab https://t.co/hP399yUY6a
7/6
2016
"Oh shit, my burrito's on fire. These drinks are working."#watchoutforthattreeeee https://t.co/PglIrP1k0O
7/2
2016
Project pay off #studentloan 6 mo. update: $145,984.76 --> $125,711.69. #concertedeffort #strictassbudget #3yearplan @UCDavisLaw
7/1
2016
Another superb episode by @Radiolab and @MorePerfect. #Oyez #SCOTUS #MorePerfect https://t.co/oHLRprxoOn
6/29
2016
@james_mccoy_t, you are the real deal. @1chadjohnson may not be on the @bacheloretteabc anymore, but he's on our rosé glasses tonight.… https://t.co/Qqw7YesjjZ5 Things That Are Harder Than Registering To Vote, Featuring @POTUS #TurnUpToVote https://t.co/vHfvNl3s5e
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6/28
2016
Perfect! Thanks, @jorge_paradise. https://t.co/K8qfy8Oo6pThrowing leopard-print and polka-dot #confetti for @theNicoleCW and @boonandgable! https://t.co/eNWcgPrdcs
6/27
2016
We need a signature drink for our #BachelorInParadise viewing party. @jorge_paradise, suggestions? #planningahead #cantwait
6/26
2016
@agirlandaboy I pretend to call a co. called the "whambulance" when Julian whines & they "report" to me the reasons he should not be crying. @agirlandaboy we call juice "birthday drink" and Julian thinks it's only ever available at bday parties."Confetti" is just the Spanish word for withfetti.
Retweeted by JanetCongrats to Team 9 at #hacktheglassceiling! Smart women, legit solutions. Law firms, listen up! cc: @kmlarkinwong @StanfordLaw @msjdorgTeam 9: SMART pillars of firms' main goals that all should be reflected in comp https://t.co/OgRzqHOUKc
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6/24
2016
“Thinking About Hillary — A Plea for Reason” by Michael Arnovitz https://t.co/5zMk775aL9
6/23
2016
Happy Monday, everyone— YOU CAN DO THIS! https://t.co/tCd8MH3r1d
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6/20
2016
Hi. https://t.co/11Fyyf5IQm
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6/17
2016
Littlest @scotus fan learned something from the @moreperfect podcast by @radiolab. #oyez #oyez #ohyay! https://t.co/Zn0knUOQ7j"I'm a lawyer."- apology "I'm a lawyer."- threat "I'm a lawyer."- defense "I'm a lawyer."- confession "I'm a lawyer?!"- cry for help
Retweeted by JanetEndorsed. 🌯 Am I into fitness? Well, I'm fitness whole burrito in my mouth. https://t.co/ZrjDpT98uA
Retweeted by JanetWell I'm not sure I know the answer but I'm positive that you don't.
Retweeted by JanetLegal advice: don't be a dick to other people.
Retweeted by JanetOMG, LOL, and YES. An Open Letter to the Female Hat-Wearing Dog From “Go Dog, Go” https://t.co/h0V0Qn3IZ2 via @theuglyvolvo
6/16
2016
My commute made @MorePerfect by @Radiolab. #oyez #oyez #ohyay! https://t.co/pNK56pm1Bo
6/15
2016
Congratulations to my amazing friend & @msjdorg's prez @RaychelleTasher, who was named a @nationalbar 40 Under 40 Best Advocate!
6/12
2016
Sadly for many (& women especially), "succeeding at a firm turns into a race to the bottom of quality of life." https://t.co/5g7fhv16C7
6/9
2016
Math: An Illustrated Guide https://t.co/d0lr49dSWy via @newyorker #brilliant
6/8
2016
CA, MT, NJ, NM, ND, and SD, it's your day to head to the polls. RT this if you’re voting for Hillary. https://t.co/nu3VCKSuBz
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6/7
2016
As a high school teacher, admin regularly asked me to ignore bad acts of star athletes. #startemyoung #noconsequences #athleteprivilege#brockturner's pal says "rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists." Except, uh....yes it is. It always is.Does #BrockTurner even HAVE a damn mug shot? Somehow the news can find mug shots for black shooting VICTIMS, but none for a white rapist
Retweeted by Janet#BrockTurner wants to "end the cycle of drinking and promiscuity in college." Hey Brock, how about ending the cycle of rape, you rapist?
Retweeted by JanetWe can do better America. This is not an exception. #BrockTurner is the norm. The rarity is justice for victims.
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6/6
2016
Less Apologies, More Gratitude! https://t.co/YgyJF79P19
6/2
2016
Loving https://t.co/6dY28H2rA3 #12kindsofkindness
6/1
2016
@ichoosebuffalo totally ate it. The kid loves mustard on everything.At his insistence, I just made my two-year-old a banana, peanut butter, cinnamon, and mustard sandwich.
5/28
2016
So stoked on my random draw of @GrantMKemp for our #TheBachelorette game. #hersheyskisses #nottrading #somelikeithot https://t.co/SoKCKH6vI4
5/25
2016
Of course we laminated #TheBachelorette contestants' heads for our viewing party. https://t.co/vsy8FAUQso
5/23
2016
Trump Lawyer: objection! Court: basis? Trump Lawyer: oh the best basis your honor. the best. amazing basis. so important. the winning basis.
Retweeted by Janetcourt: is your entire rebuttal to opposing counsel's 200+ page reply this willy wonka meme? me: correct. court: your motion is granted.
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5/20
2016
Hey #LawStudents working in #PublicInterestLaw this summer--apply for the @msjdorg Scholarship today! https://t.co/rYv1XG3KNs
5/18
2016
Should've been a cowboy.
5/16
2016
I mostly just want Julian to look back and say: "dude, my mom was super wacky." https://t.co/btcvV4A0NNJulian, a waffle is not a hat. #thingsparentssay #parentsbelike
5/15
2016
"We need more high-fives, more parties, more chocolate consumption, and a lot more saying, 'Wow, that’s great!'" https://t.co/DIh0ZkauhE
5/14
2016
Yes, seriously. More large companies are run by men named "John" than by women. https://t.co/RO9joqpcSw
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5/13
2016
Time to start faking the 80 hour work week? One researcher says yes. https://t.co/iwRoKasmSO @msjdorg @RaychelleTasher @emh_esq @HarvardBiz
Retweeted by Janet"Never underestimate the power of glitter" - great @NBCBlacklist quote made me think of @confettilife
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5/6
2016
Julian, please don't put your cantaloupe on the cat. #thingsparentssay #parentsbelike
4/29
2016
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