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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08


Let's talk about how you're romanticizing that a man can work five days a week in this country and not afford a car. https://t.co/xmXjqCZx0K
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2/25
2017
Let opposing counsel look like a jerk and object to you holding a newborn baby during closing arguments.
Retweeted by Janet"Freedom is the ability to buy what you want." Um, no. That's *wealth.* You're describing wealth. https://t.co/TXehL20yrH
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2/22
2017
Whenever I am inclined to hate, I say to myself, Under different circumstances, I could be that person.
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2/19
2017
Happy #NationalDrinkWineDay! https://t.co/MNdVQC8b9LEveryone talking about how all these girls look at Trudeau but look at how Trudeau looks at Obama https://t.co/dzvjBZqUnb
Retweeted by JanetMost people now have resting "what the actual fuck?" face
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2/18
2017
Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die.
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2/15
2017
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Retweeted by JanetWhat,@jorge_paradise? No. You have to come back. https://t.co/B6cl0ieCUh via @UsWeekly @TheRealYlonda It was an exceptional piece and, happily, introduced me to your writing.Roses are red POTUS is orange This poem rhymes. Period. #WhiteHouseCandyHearts @HuffPostComedy
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2/14
2017
LOVED @TheRealYlonda's essay in "The Meaning of Michelle." Loved. I read it twice just now. Translation: buy the book, read the words.Gotta go with someone a bit less treasony for National Security Advisor.
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2/13
2017
We all make mistakes, but c'mon now https://t.co/pUFhdVcpBH
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2/12
2017
*updates email signature with SEE YOU IN COURT*
Retweeted by JanetThe clerk who found this quotation using "trump" to deny unreviewable exec authority must have won an office bet. https://t.co/votolg1glp
Retweeted by JanetRegular Twitter transforming into Lawyer Twitter. https://t.co/hXPiakWNxL
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2/10
2017
I think President Trump should go pro se before SCOTUS.
Retweeted by JanetLOVE is a networking book that provides a roadmap and leaves you thinking "I can do this, too!" #BYDN https://t.co/ZGpREDlON6 #giveawayIn the ultimate act of revenge - Hillary should develop a line of pantsuits for Nordstrom.
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2/9
2017
8pm Debate: put kid to bed or let him watch @cspan?Let's slow the beat down: Mitch McConnell Told an elected woman Reading Corretta Scott King To shut up And take a seat. #ShePersisted
Retweeted by JanetThat noise you hear is millions of sharpies preparing their next protest sign: #shepersisted #letlizspeak https://t.co/TIwwkpTJwX
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2/8
2017
I want Rachel to be the next bachelorette and also my new best friend.Important message on my #letterfolk board tonight. #teamvanessa @VanessaGrimaldi #thebachelor #wewatchadaylate https://t.co/Bg337ccVLdJudge saying that Trump aides are held accountable for what they say in the media warms my cold dead heart.
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2/7
2017
Simply put: it is clear that Betsy DeVos has not done her homework in preparing for the job and we must refuse to confirm her. #HoldTheFloor
Retweeted by JanetTrump is the client who thinks if only they got to speak directly to the judge the entire trial would be unnecessary.
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2/6
2017
@LaurenBushnell3 noGeorge and Barbara Bush would accept your kid's graduation invitation just to show Trump they go everywhere but his inauguration.
Retweeted by JanetI'm one of 100 million #SuperBowl fans that just went #Gaga for the Lady, & her message to all of us. https://t.co/8AoNqjwr1b
Retweeted by JanetDo I need lumber? I think I need lumber? @84LumberNewsWell done, @84LumberNews!I've already eaten half a cheese ball. #superbowlsnacks #whendoesthegamestart?I Got This. #TrumpBan #MuslimBan #cartoon https://t.co/ojVK3FGQhn
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2/5
2017
Shoutout to all the Trump fans who are never sure when it's *you're* vs. *your* but who are now suddenly constitutional law scholars.
Retweeted by JanetHomemade cookies into homemade pie crust into homemade pie & then my 2 yo says, "mama, the whipped cream is good, the pie is not."This season's must haves - ELLE: Heels MARIE CLAIRE: Tuxedo jacket TEEN VOGUE: A hatred of Nazis & a working knowledge of the constitution
Retweeted by JanetWhen #arthistorians have birthdays. #fridakhalo #fridakhalostyle https://t.co/eESJvWWTIpI fixed your tweet for you, @realDonaldTrump #AlternativeFacts #RealFacts #MuslimBan https://t.co/3oBTrFmodY
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2/4
2017
Love it, @PaulaEdgar! I want to meet @CarlaTheRock's parents!Damn straight we #DressLikeAWoman https://t.co/gFs2iCb8M8
Retweeted by JanetSaying it one more time for the people in the back: Freedom of religion doesn’t mean the right to discriminate against other people.
Retweeted by Janet.@slynnro girl, one day I parked in client parking because the lot was full (except ALL the client parking) and it was discussed with me.
2/3
2017
Trump shouldn't be allowed to choose a justice in the last year of his presidency.
Retweeted by JanetThere's always a reason to dance. Not always easy to see, but always there. Keep looking. Keep dancing.
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2/2
2017
Forget Obama - this is a George W. Bush speech to mark Black History Month. https://t.co/Bbo8y8soqe https://t.co/V8RlFqV9nJ
Retweeted by JanetTRENDWATCH 2017 https://t.co/N6a38I0J4o
Retweeted by JanetThis is...this is... https://t.co/p0Jv4CBa0q
Retweeted by JanetWhen a tree falls in the forest, it does, of course, make a sound, because, you need to realize, it is not all about you.
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2/1
2017
#SCOTUS confirmation hearings should go like this: Senator: Are you Merrick Garland? Gorsuch: Uh, no. Senator: No further questions.
Retweeted by JanetI encourage my Senate colleagues to give Neil Gorsuch the same courtesy Senate Republicans gave Merrick Garland. #SCOTUS
Retweeted by Janet(Quick aside: never think that calling or writing your elected officials doesn’t make a difference. It does.)
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1/31
2017
Amazing. Sally Yates at her confirmation hearing answering her job-ending Q. Look who's asking. Via @charles_gaba https://t.co/3Vsf9UugIu
Retweeted by JanetIts time for some wine. Anyone agree?
Retweeted by JanetI don't wake up every day looking for a way to sue Donald Trump. But we are 10 days in and I've filed three cases already.
Retweeted by JanetI hope Sally Yates leaves the office like this https://t.co/rFnJ6SUiO8
Retweeted by JanetTonight, Acting AG Sally Yates was fired for standing up in defense of our Constitution. Our nation owes her a debt of gratitude.
Retweeted by JanetI hear your silence loud and clear. #NoBanNoWall
Retweeted by JanetThe story of the resistance: It is being led by women.
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1/30
2017
You had me at "I'm an ACLU lawyer".
Retweeted by JanetCongrats to Imelme Umana, HLS '18, on her selection as President of the Harvard Law Review. 1st black woman to serv… https://t.co/llAY8wZbMy
Retweeted by JanetSomeone at #laxprotest knows there is more than one front to this war. https://t.co/NsGshHxAgP
Retweeted by JanetShout out to fellow @UCDavisLaw alum @WajahatAli for a superb job on @CNN tonight. #muslimban #runforofficeUpdated number: 290,000 individual donations to @ACLU since Saturday morning, totaling $19.4 million.
Retweeted by JanetWe’ll see you in court: why Trump’s executive order on refugees violates the establishment clause https://t.co/Gr1XLCZEc1
Retweeted by JanetMe: I'm going to go protest another thing today Husband: 😬 Me: this is your life now, make your peace.
Retweeted by JanetThe ACLU says it has raised over $10 million since Saturday morning and gotten over 150,000 new members. https://t.co/AmLnusUnjX
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1/29
2017
@confettilife @kmlarkinwong @ACLU DONE! My family is taking turns on the laptop signing up for monthly donations. πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβš–οΈ
Retweeted by JanetCalls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.
Retweeted by JanetI stand with the people gathered across the country tonight defending our values & our Constitution. This is not who we are.
Retweeted by JanetIf detained at CA airport under Executive Order call local #ACLU hotline: SFO 415-621-2488 LAX 213-977-5245 SAN 619-398-4485 #NoBanNoWall
Retweeted by JanetBut Hillary's emails tho, right? Really dodged a bullet on that one, America.
Retweeted by JanetHow much are you willing to bet Trump didn't know a federal judge could do that
Retweeted by JanetSo 4,000 lawyers walked into an airport...
Retweeted by JanetHooray @ACLU! Just upgraded to a monthly donation. Friends, I hope you will join me. Now is the time.Thank you @ACLU! https://t.co/Sir4tvDVFcBroad and important nationwide stay granted! This means folks will not be deported. We will get you more information as we have it.
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1/28
2017
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