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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08


My 3yo: what do dogs eat? Me: dog food 3yo: where do you get dog food? Me: Target 3yo: oh, good. Can you get me dog food and a dog?
9/23
2017
Fox News: Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk politics Also Fox News: https://t.co/oXjWTxqYS0
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9/22
2017
FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEBODY PAY $20 BUCKS AN HOUR FOR A GODDAM PROOFREADER AT THE WHITE HOUSE YOU ILLITERATE MORONS https://t.co/TApzDGmX8x
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9/16
2017
The president and his staff should not be using the enormous power of their platform to bully journalists or chill… https://t.co/XJRi8L3ao4
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9/15
2017
Blog post immediately!! Is this as CRAZY as it sounds or a reflection of the reality for women in the legal profess… https://t.co/9kVwIiF7aG
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9/14
2017
42 US attorney nominees, but only one woman. ONLY ONE WOMAN. cc: @msjdorg https://t.co/4VFGyvn3f3*are https://t.co/wMxS1YmiWu
9/13
2017
Does anyone know photoshop we are trying to make the Mona Lisa hold a MoonPie
Retweeted by Janet @ClassyClari @iamstephbeatz yes!!!What we REALLY need is a "find my Apple TV remote" feature. #AppleEvent
Retweeted by JanetFYI: If ever I run for president & get 3M more votes than my racist, misogynistic opponent & he still wins, I’ll have a lot of shit to say.
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9/12
2017
TIME presents Firsts: 46 women who are changing the world. https://t.co/ljpHS1hi5o @msjdorg @LIFE @TIMEHistory "...no decision is entirely an individual one –the quality of other lives depends on what we do with ours."One of my favorite articles on @MsJDorg by First Woman Barbara Babcock https://t.co/MQxEAz99lb @LIFE @TIMEHistory
9/10
2017
Welcome to your 30s. You now have Home Advil and Purse Advil.
Retweeted by JanetSince we're not allowed to talk about Climate Change during the worst hurricanes and wildfires in history, I suggest we talk about guns.
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9/9
2017
The First White President: The foundation of Donald Trump’s presidency is the negation of Barack Obama’s legacy. https://t.co/6lVQFtPcmL
9/8
2017
I've got family that agree w/ @potus & they only need to earn like $5.48M more for the death tax to crush their dre… https://t.co/BOE3XmOrLLAmericans always answer the call. https://t.co/SV1jixOExu https://t.co/ktEvL6s89d
Retweeted by JanetNope @CNN. https://t.co/FtVrdxaCzv
9/7
2017
Shouted question: "Will you use the personal information of DACA recipients to deport them?" Sessions walks away. What terrifying times.
Retweeted by JanetThurgood Marshall’s words resonate as deeply today as they did forty years ago. #StandUpForSomething #MarshallMovie https://t.co/hWrulXKYrz
Retweeted by JanetTo target hopeful young strivers who grew up here is wrong, because they’ve done nothing wrong. My statement: https://t.co/TCxZdld7L4
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9/5
2017
A thread of what #DACA is and isn't because #DACA works and it is nothing close to a "free ride."
Retweeted by JanetWhat it feels like to be a Dreamer at this particular point in time. A 101 guide
Retweeted by JanetJesus was very clear: "I was a stranger and you welcomed me." #DefendDACA #DACA #Dreamers
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9/4
2017
I didn't need to see Obama's birth certificate to believe he's American, but I'll definitely need to see Trump's hurricane donation receipt.
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9/1
2017
Reminder, you were enough. They just didn't know what to do with a light like yours.
Retweeted by JanetDo we think Melania has a secret Pinterest board of Biden outfits? https://t.co/sjhLfctCfO
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8/30
2017
Before you argue that Joel Osteen's church is too sacred to be a shelter, know that I saw Guns N' Roses play there in 1992.
Retweeted by JanetI was the judicial clerk for the judge in the original Apraio trial. I have some thoughts on the pardon. (1/15)
Retweeted by JanetWE WILL NOT ASK FOR IMMIGRATION STATUS OR PAPERS AT ANY SHELTER. No vamos a pedir documentos ni estatus migratorio en ningun albergue
Retweeted by JanetGloria Maria Quintanilla, y'all. https://t.co/XbyAv61OTE
Retweeted by JanetDear America: Now hear me out. I have an idea where you can spend the money you are planning to use to build a border wall. #Houston
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8/29
2017
If you put "Michael." at the end of every #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo lyric it becomes the perfect Lucille Bluth quote. https://t.co/xY7RiekOkb
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8/28
2017
A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line. https://t.co/nzbpjfVT4A
Retweeted by JanetIf your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.
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8/27
2017
Happy 99th birthday to retired mathematician Katherine Johnson! Her calculations were critical to early spaceflight… https://t.co/88vr043vRj
Retweeted by JanetWe've been covering Joe Arpaio for more than 20 years. Here's a couple of things you should know about him... 1/many
Retweeted by Janet.@POTUS's pardon of Joe Arpaio, who illegally profiled Latinos, undermines his claim for the respect of rule of law https://t.co/2FckGtwQ2m
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8/26
2017
This board book allows four hours for getting a toddler dressed so clearly was written by an actual parent. https://t.co/T2wHBm53PZ
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8/25
2017
Congratulations to the 2017 @msjdorg Fellows! https://t.co/O5NLsiWCC9
8/22
2017
Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee
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8/21
2017
Whole lot of people seem to believe in inheriting wealth but not culpability.
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8/17
2017
I guess I'm a genius because I actually had a bad feeling about this guy quite a while ago
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8/16
2017
When determining whether or not the president is a racist, I'll defer to the professional racists, who very much seem to think he is.
Retweeted by JanetI am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind?
Retweeted by JanetCoulda had taco trucks
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8/15
2017
"...privilege acknowledges its privilege even as it pleads oppressed inequality." https://t.co/Lc9aGQnZvvDon't wear the hood to a white supremacist rally, you get fired. Wear the hood and it's an admission you're KKK. This is a real pickle.
Retweeted by JanetMillions of us in the Republican Party miss you. And that is an understatement. https://t.co/PboHKcJSsO
Retweeted by Janet"Upon reflection, I now think that white supremacists are NOT just as good as their opponents." --the President of the United States
Retweeted by JanetThere will be no plant for this statement. https://t.co/zfwJpedYgT
Retweeted by Janet"My partner’s views are morally repulsive to me” is one of the best reasons I can think of [to get divorced]. https://t.co/yQjw9dDRsX
8/14
2017
Are we open to the possibility that the President is a white supremacist and authoritarian, not that he failed to get the statement right?
Retweeted by Janethere's the thing about white supremacy: u gotta fail at a lot of stuff 2 finally settle on ur DNA as the thing that makes u special
Retweeted by JanetCongressional Republicans torn as usual between hope that Trump's racism will help them cut taxes for millionaires and fear that it won't.
Retweeted by JanetY'all want your President to call out white supremacy. How can he do that? He didn't just run his campaign on it, he built his career on it.
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8/13
2017
Sorry if you still align with them on taxes or something, Sorry if they were "your team." They're a terrible team. Quit the team.
Retweeted by JanetThere is only one side. #charlottesville
Retweeted by JanetLove is louder. Even if hate has a bullhorn, love is louder. Time to be loud, people. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love.
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8/12
2017
Is anybody else bothered by the fact that Bryan put Rachel's career in air quotes? She's actually an attorney, not an 'attorney', bro.
8/9
2017
I mean, how could I not love this? ✂️cc @confettilife @loveisblonde https://t.co/jrQcGtJk01
Retweeted by JanetThe thing I don't like most about Bryan is this: "the attorney in her actually turns me on." Like appreciating a woman lawyer is a surprise.Hey, Peter, you still got that key to the wine cellar?
8/8
2017
A client meeting next door to @lovepipsticks = sticker shopping break! Matt got dinosaurs & sharks; Janet got champ… https://t.co/OdWRYM6tB7
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8/6
2017
Trump should build his wall out of Hillary's e-mails. No one ever seems to get over them.
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8/5
2017
Happy Birthday, @BarackObama!
8/4
2017
I've got 99 problems and exaggerating is probably one because I actually have like 3 or 4.
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8/1
2017
Thanks @SenJohnMcCain, @lisamurkowski & @SenatorCollins for voting to save health care. And thanks to all who never stopped calling them.
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7/28
2017
Surprise! The party that hates the government is terrible at running the government.
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7/19
2017
My kid: Yay! Me: Yay! My kid: NO, mom. I am the only one that can say Yay. You don't say Yay. #thisis3
7/15
2017
The craziest part of all of this is that there's not one Republican who wants to become one of the greatest Americans of all time.
Retweeted by JanetSomehow there is a dumber person named Donald Trump than Donald Trump. What a world.
Retweeted by JanetOh, #SFMOMA, you send me. #honestyoudo https://t.co/NljqwLiYzY
7/11
2017
Uh, Chelsea Clinton also has a PhD...in International Relations...from Oxford...soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… https://t.co/uZ0txzqbxG
Retweeted by Janet @kmlarkinwong @msjdorg @confettilife malbec was our fuel for the fight 😁 #TIMInitiative #womencelebratingmenwhocelebratewomen #imissyouguys
Retweeted by JanetCongrats to @CarlaTheRock, a @nationalbar #40Under40. Just voted for her to receive the Excellence in Service Award! https://t.co/3ePyAEN1R4
7/10
2017

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