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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

1,333 Following   934 Followers   2,942 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/5/08


White folks call 911 like it's customer service
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6/24
2018
Yeah, me, too https://t.co/NvVxj5NprcBecause of the twirl. #Werk https://t.co/iPX1jppLtw
Retweeted by JanetSarah, I know you don’t care even a tiny little bit about the ethics rules, but using your official account for thi… https://t.co/5yVu9PqTbj
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6/23
2018
"LETS ALL STRIVE TO BE A JANET" - I approve this message. https://t.co/GLzCuBbwAl
Retweeted by Janet @planetjnet @loveisblonde Kinda feel like we should put together a guide for those striving to be a Janet. #strivetobeajanet @planetjnet @loveisblonde Yes! 🙌
6/22
2018
I can’t believe the President will reverse his policy, which is not his policy but actually the Democrats’ policy,… https://t.co/8lfx25v61c
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6/21
2018
To be clear, immigrants, legal or not, are people who want to improve their lives. To refer to them as animals or i… https://t.co/wVK8PdcN8O
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6/20
2018
So, history experts from America who kept claiming Hitler could never have put all those people in concentration ca… https://t.co/wDBJZAmBHw
Retweeted by JanetOne thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.
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6/19
2018
What the fuck are you guys smoking? #BestOfWashTimes https://t.co/D6RBhJGQDD
Retweeted by JanetSometimes truth transcends party. https://t.co/TeFM7NmNzU
Retweeted by JanetI live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-… https://t.co/XG7d6AeBJh
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6/18
2018
Congratulations @LauraBladow! So proud of you! https://t.co/Grt5j5A1e5
6/7
2018
I only came up with the idea--@JennaJoHartzell got us a table at the inaugural Sunday brunch at @CassCayucos + all… https://t.co/LnWkxxFnaP
6/4
2018
Here’s a real problem I never thought I’d have: how do I keep my turtles from leaving the pond and getting into the swimming pool?
6/3
2018
In Roseanne’s defense, it’s hard to know the difference between racism that gets you fired versus racism that gets… https://t.co/pDmV1g1TQV
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5/31
2018
What does it mean to be pro-life if you defend the life of a child in the womb, but not the life of a child on the border?
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5/27
2018
@EJW_org is hiring! Join me in mobilizing the next generation of lawyers committed to public interest law: https://t.co/XiICXd8H9m?
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5/25
2018
What does one wear to a constitutional crisis ?
Retweeted by JanetThe bar is so low for guys that Prince Harry tells his fiancé that she “looks amazing” at THEIR WEDDING and girls a… https://t.co/x0o4o07vZb
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5/21
2018
The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is 73 million millennials with a vote.
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5/20
2018
Old Status Symbols: - Luxury goods - Position of authority - Busy-ness - Endorsed by establishment New Status Symb… https://t.co/ae7kFbzohC
Retweeted by JanetWhen you just lit 2 billion people up with social justice preaching. https://t.co/cWpgPUC7aA
Retweeted by JanetI REPEAT: IF 👏🏾 HE 👏🏾 DON'T 👏🏾 BITE 👏🏾 HIS 👏🏾 LIP 👏🏾 AT 👏🏾 YOU👏🏾 DROP 👏🏾 HIM 👏🏾 https://t.co/yraK8F1koF
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5/19
2018
I strongly believe in 5 years people will laugh at the idea of commuting an hour each way to an office where they p… https://t.co/mVF3MuJ1yc
Retweeted by JanetMost accurate pie chart ever. https://t.co/zOPUY8XVlW
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5/16
2018
I really don’t care what Stormy Daniels does for a living. All these “and then America was saved by a porn star” me… https://t.co/32xYWOIDiQ
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5/8
2018
There was literally just a national story about how a good guy WITHOUT a gun stopped a bad guy with a gun. https://t.co/nEQcyxYgWj
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5/4
2018
🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/R2g05n3hVm
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5/3
2018
@kmlarkinwong @PaulaEdgar @msjdorg 🙋🏻‍♀️
4/27
2018
The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I f… https://t.co/6eSV08gXbE
Retweeted by JanetA feminist manifesto https://t.co/aj5SSHo1aJ
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4/26
2018
“When you’re a leader — no matter how long you’ve been in your role or how hard the journey was to get there — you… https://t.co/6t84DTuWKJ
4/24
2018
This thread is important. Not just for law students, for everyone. Hat tip: @kmlarkinwong https://t.co/8h0ikrQEeq
4/16
2018
Do an email audit to see how many messages actually matter https://t.co/IpzV2Pb3rL
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4/12
2018
Tired of #manels? @GenderAvenger has a new #GATally App to count how many men, women, and women of color participat… https://t.co/In03LETeqZ
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4/11
2018
“One hundred percent of firms reported that its highest paid partner is male.” https://t.co/2bTml8xHbK
Retweeted by JanetFound my tribe at @msjdorg. https://t.co/mEDVA2dL53Me helping my friends with their problems vs me solving my own. https://t.co/48W1QBBOdd
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4/10
2018
@confettilife @kmlarkinwong I've been practicing law for 20 years and have been a mom for almost 17 of those years.… https://t.co/7igCUoGaS5
Retweeted by Janet @confettilife It's so hard! #easiersaidthandone I have a massive filing system by case, by issue (e.g. client corre… https://t.co/c1EWPHnDs7
Retweeted by JanetHell yes. @LadyLawyerDiaries is doing important work here. https://t.co/serkOzdkhgOkay, @kmlarkinwong, your recent interview says to control e-mail! What are your top tips for keeping email under c… https://t.co/DJ5YEA3FE9An inspirational discussion between @babysharklaw and my dear friend @kmlarkinwong about how Katie is rocking life… https://t.co/mRbO11d4H2Extremely honored to share my advice and experiences as a woman of color in @HarvardBiz today. Read the awesome wri… https://t.co/o0CBA967cy
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4/7
2018
the net is marble i said the net is marble i said the motherflipping net is made out of fricking marble how isn’t… https://t.co/YElKmWCyQZ
Retweeted by Janetmen should be glad women want equality not revenge
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3/31
2018
So proud to be part of the @lathamwatkins team representing @ABAesq #probono on this amicus brief https://t.co/F5bXWxkiK9
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3/30
2018
I found a VHS tape at the junk store that just had the label "A surprise!" I thought I'd check it out, since I have… https://t.co/5NjCkPqq24
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3/26
2018
#goodtrouble https://t.co/h5dYcWyoUY
3/25
2018
I have absolutely no words... Thank you not only for your service but for standing with us as we #MarchForOurLiveshttps://t.co/cYnx9lAJ3Y
Retweeted by JanetHere’s @WillWallaceEdu #throwingsmoke. ⚾️🔥 #sfgiants #cactusleague https://t.co/Sv82IPFofZThey don't want to call Austin's white terrorist a terrorist. Do you remember how the media, right wing media esp… https://t.co/hYeqcNdP7R
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3/24
2018
We're so proud that Ms. JD Fellow, Irene Mo, was name one of 18 Millennials Changing the Face of Legal Tech!… https://t.co/suesDTTDEx
Retweeted by JanetWhen you don’t even have to click through to figure out that the domestic terrorist was a white dude... https://t.co/AElwZqUb8g“There may be setbacks; you may sometimes feel like progress is too slow in coming. But we have no doubt you are go… https://t.co/Vnm3ZPdT35
Retweeted by JanetSomeday when this period of US history is studied, when they ask “Were there any signs that the civilization was in… https://t.co/8bpbbSyl2D
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3/22
2018
Two Dans, Zero women. https://t.co/y0sMNp2IV7
3/19
2018
Sipping green @tjcellars #dreamweaver this #stpatricksday. #Sláinte! https://t.co/qFqYjivgKO
3/18
2018
My husband #throwsheat. #bringtheheat #smoker #zipontheball #mustardonit #tabasco #flamethrowerhttps://t.co/EfOITmGt8WHBD RBG!Everything — literally every thing, every single thing, absolutely every damn thing — that you can do to make the w… https://t.co/5Qzs6kKDYo
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3/16
2018
Sheila is a wicked-smart babe. I'm so happy we found her together, Twitter. https://t.co/dnbJjhZUnB
Retweeted by Janet✨ Mystery Woman is in fact Sheila. *Sparkles! Confetti!* 🌈 And I verified that because I’ve been in touch with her… https://t.co/BJSxrFHLed
Retweeted by JanetHero. Icon. Dissenter. You know her accomplishments, but you haven’t heard her story. Witness #RBGMovie in select t… https://t.co/O4PxFa5aKY
Retweeted by Janet @yoyoha 🎉🍾😂#goodtrouble @JustinIBlackman I stand with you, Justin. You are not alone.Sometimes you have to get in trouble--good trouble, necessary trouble--to make a way out of no way.
Retweeted by JanetAs soon as you think “I’ll just wake up early and do it tomorrow” you’ve already lost
Retweeted by JanetI commend you for quickly introducing legislation to avoid same horrible tragedy, after a dog died on an airline. I… https://t.co/hxMqszc2wF
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3/15
2018
Today is national pi day and I still have to work that’s pretty messed up
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3/14
2018
“White men are much less likely to be asked to do the office housework.” https://t.co/HQeoe8rdZH
Retweeted by JanetWhat’s the term for un-erasing (as in what @mycandacejean @smithsonian are doing to women’s history right now)? 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼📢 Okay, okay.. SO, some lovely ladies with @smithsonian are *on top of things,* and Deborah in Archives ordered a b… https://t.co/28lBCcs7Ad
Retweeted by JanetGuess who else Smithsonian ladies found a receipt for from Skyland Lodge at the time of the conference..? Ahem. A… https://t.co/soUGWOBe5f
Retweeted by JanetIdk, belligerent on champagne is one of my best habits. https://t.co/HgoPpu5Pq1
3/13
2018

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