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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08


1. nationalize gofundme 2. create gofundme campaigns for everyone 3. automatically deduct gofundme contributions from everyone's paycheck
Retweeted by JanetCongratulations @JanePRosales! From your start @msjdorg to earning your JD, you have been an inspiration. Honored to call you my friend! XO
5/28
2017
We are called to live not as one without others, above or against others, but with and for others.
Retweeted by Janet"Welcome to the administration. Your formerly stellar reputation will be destroyed and you will forever be known for facilitating a madman."
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5/27
2017
Why is it more important to give a $100 billion tax break to 3 of the wealthiest families than to feed, house and educate 15 million people?
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5/26
2017
[commercial for twitter] hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry
Retweeted by Janet#fatherhoodbonus #motherhoodpenalty https://t.co/klpZUkbKTR @Simon_the_boy ha! Appears that too much whipping it has resulted in dislocation of the arms.
5/24
2017
Down the street from my office, there is an alley full of mannequins in hard hats. Why? https://t.co/GX85e8xbWmLove it! Here's today's #ootd #statementpiece (though I also often carry my #shatteringglass bag) @kmlarkinwong… https://t.co/sEJHu1VAM3Today's #ootd #statementpiece courtesy of @msjdorg :) #determinedtorise cc: @theNicoleCW @confettilife https://t.co/Ehe1n7XKq2
Retweeted by JanetHow many syllables does the word "Gloria" have? CATHOLICS: 18
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5/23
2017
dear law students: if you're ever introducing a case in court and someone is deceased, please don't add "and therefore not present today."
Retweeted by Janet...with liberty and justice for all* *participation may vary. some exclusions apply. may not be valid in all states. subject to change.
Retweeted by Janetgenie: wow, you must really hate billing.
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5/7
2017
Will is eating a hard boiled egg left over from Easter. That's super gross, right?
5/5
2017
No SJP at the @metmuseum gala? Whhhhyyyyyy?
5/1
2017
Yep, Grandma. https://t.co/0eOGfKTjSF
4/20
2017
If I Were a Ballerina https://t.co/d2lXyZqYU1 via @newyorker
4/15
2017
Happiest lawyers in the happiest place in America. #slolife #partnerlife #lawyering https://t.co/FvqfHaX9zq
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4/5
2017
Oh, I'm not at all annoyed that the used, garage sale Minnie rides around in a Corolle Mon Premier Sky Stroller. https://t.co/QGtAEhMQP3Julian's "baby." Meanwhile, the lovely Corelle babydoll I ordered lives long abandoned under a table. https://t.co/xNTIPp4o4qMy kid couldn't care less about the $35 babydoll from France I ordered. He much prefers the used Minnie Mouse he found on a garage floor.
3/28
2017
#Rising3L #LawStudents, it's the last week to apply for the 2017 Ms. JD Fellowship! https://t.co/ktEIBgzMR4We need to press the media for more balanced, more representative coverage of rural places and people. https://t.co/xTkgevBe39
3/26
2017
Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act
Retweeted by JanetNext time someone asks you what your problem is, surprise them by giving them a printed list with attachments.
Retweeted by JanetTIERS OF FRIENDSHIP 4- we hang out 3- we can travel together 2- I would take a bullet for you 1- I will speak to you on phone
Retweeted by JanetAll of women say who cares what men think about birth control https://t.co/h0AAGm8S1M
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3/24
2017
Trump just screamed "BREAK UP THE NINTH CIRCUIT" like he thinks it's a bank or a boy band or something
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3/16
2017
You're wrong James. I'll prove it. Twitter: Retweet if you want me here as an American Muslim. https://t.co/rt2NwuIT0h
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3/14
2017
I think Trump should play all the golf he wants. The more golf, the better.
3/12
2017
@kmlarkinwong I can't wait to read it! I will read it with the love and enthusiasm that I know were in your voice when you presented it.YES https://t.co/TTfQdlt5XN
3/11
2017
Packing some serious heat today. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ https://t.co/68JDiiKDWh
Retweeted by Janet @kmlarkinwong l can't wait to read it! Can I get an advance copy?She actually went to the U.N. to call for action against genocide and mass rape https://t.co/4NM2WJwbYv
Retweeted by JanetTrump taking credit for Obama’s economy is like someone inheriting millions from his dad and bragging about what a smart businessman he is.
Retweeted by JanetWell I tend to be pretty biased on this topic because I read.
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3/10
2017
#SLOBKABOB#LawStudents! The 2017 Ms. JD Fellowship Application is Now Open! https://t.co/ktEIBgzMR4Do YOU have a recommendation for @msjdorg #TIMInitiative nominee? @confettilife wants to hear them! :)
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3/7
2017
Love this poem so, so, so much. https://t.co/UHTrwDV9mi
3/6
2017
This. https://t.co/C1yAq4KLlC
3/4
2017
Congratulations to @msjdorg on another phenomenal conference! #msjdpropelThere was no one above us checking our work so we were obsessed about making sure our work was perfect #msjdpropel
Retweeted by JanetThis tweet aged well. https://t.co/n2FDYVH2N2
Retweeted by JanetIf you sign your emails and texts "xx" just know you're one x away from this getting weird.
Retweeted by JanetIt all boils down to creating a culture where we can be ourselves. - Kelly Jo MacArthur, @amazon VP #MsJDPropel
Retweeted by JanetWe need to create a culture where we can all be ourselves. - Kelly Jo MacArthur #MsJDpropel
Retweeted by JanetWelcome to Twitter, @Audra_L_Herrera! Wish I was meeting you in person at #MsJDPROPEL!Be cognizant of everyone's time - being late tells people that your time is more important than their time @demetraliggins #msjdpropel
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3/3
2017
Lock him up! https://t.co/J2cOOQANPTDon't get bitter, get better honey ☝🏾
Retweeted by JanetDear media, isn't this the topic you find more important than anything else in the world? You too GOP. https://t.co/6eQFXyBhNU
Retweeted by JanetIf they don't invite you to the table, pull up a chair. #MsJDpropel
Retweeted by JanetWe need to continue our fight for inclusion and equity. We have not made enough progress. - Lisa Horowitz #msjdpropel
Retweeted by JanetSeriously missing my amazing @msjdorg friends, but glad I get to follow #msjdpropel for the next 24 hours. Sending confetti from California!
3/2
2017
I am typing these words: watching this clip makes me proud to have worked for President George W. Bush. https://t.co/DKa1JicTyAYou don't need to be a voice for the voiceless. Just pass the mic.
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2/27
2017
Let's talk about how you're romanticizing that a man can work five days a week in this country and not afford a car. https://t.co/xmXjqCZx0K
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2/26
2017
Let opposing counsel look like a jerk and object to you holding a newborn baby during closing arguments.
Retweeted by Janet"Freedom is the ability to buy what you want." Um, no. That's *wealth.* You're describing wealth. https://t.co/TXehL20yrH
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2/22
2017
Whenever I am inclined to hate, I say to myself, Under different circumstances, I could be that person.
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2/19
2017
Happy #NationalDrinkWineDay! https://t.co/MNdVQC8b9LEveryone talking about how all these girls look at Trudeau but look at how Trudeau looks at Obama https://t.co/dzvjBZqUnb
Retweeted by JanetMost people now have resting "what the actual fuck?" face
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2/18
2017
Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die.
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2/15
2017
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Retweeted by JanetWhat,@jorge_paradise? No. You have to come back. https://t.co/B6cl0ieCUh via @UsWeekly @TheRealYlonda It was an exceptional piece and, happily, introduced me to your writing.Roses are red POTUS is orange This poem rhymes. Period. #WhiteHouseCandyHearts @HuffPostComedy
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2/14
2017
LOVED @TheRealYlonda's essay in "The Meaning of Michelle." Loved. I read it twice just now. Translation: buy the book, read the words.Gotta go with someone a bit less treasony for National Security Advisor.
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2/13
2017
We all make mistakes, but c'mon now https://t.co/pUFhdVcpBH
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2/12
2017
*updates email signature with SEE YOU IN COURT*
Retweeted by JanetThe clerk who found this quotation using "trump" to deny unreviewable exec authority must have won an office bet. https://t.co/votolg1glp
Retweeted by JanetRegular Twitter transforming into Lawyer Twitter. https://t.co/hXPiakWNxL
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2/10
2017
I think President Trump should go pro se before SCOTUS.
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2/9
2017

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