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The Creek & The Cave @creekandcave Long Island City, NY

A Comedy Lover's Theatre - Brunch - Pinball - Tequila Bar - California Style Mexican - Happy Hour 3-7 $4 Margs and $2 off all drinks!

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At 10 TNT the rain stops & the laughs start! @treygalyon hosts @iamlizsimons @jerichofingdavidson @mollyoaustinhttps://t.co/o6gjjWT3vxI will kick every baby I see tomorrow if you guys don't come to this tonite! Actually, probably gonna do that anywa… https://t.co/dGuNZIWOSI
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMy brain does this cool thing where it saves 99% of my fears until right before I try to go to bed at night.
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavei joined a super expensive gym and the only way to cancel a membership is for medical purposes so now i spend my ti… https://t.co/SsGDwhsw0m
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNext Friday 9/21 midnight @creekandcave #hardcorecomedyshow is back w/giveaways from @dallasnovelty! Lineup is 🔥🔥 f… https://t.co/x6ComlSwwY
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHoly shit! #JackknifeComedy52 is Saturday October 6th at 8pm at @creekandcave! The lineup is SO good! It's only $5!… https://t.co/E2cwx09Lfj
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThank you to all watch me behind and bomb a new hour✊ S/O to @creekandcave for having me and @nashingtonrosehttps://t.co/CfQH9n7TC7
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI had no idea my ex-wife’s home was at risk. https://t.co/ZKMxMVhBlk
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIf no one mentions Attack of the Masturbating Zombies we shall cry a tear for comedy.... https://t.co/HpuKIOCSgMDisgusted by the Emmys. Used to watch and enjoy it but lately it seems like it's turned into a popularity contest!
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9/18
2018
Tonight's show is going to be great! Come for some free beers and cheap Margaritas and a fun night of comedy at… https://t.co/Hfc8AvlNSC
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveOther people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveWe will be LIVE tonight at our new start time of 9:30pm EST with a special guest to be announced shortly. Join us i… https://t.co/hiVxgoDCO8
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNext show is this Wednesday 9/19 8pm at The Creek and the Cave. See you then! https://t.co/AxyPxeEGbF
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9/17
2018
Got served a paper straw in a plastic cup. Because you know the old saying, save a turtle, kill a whale.
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavehttps://t.co/qUhU9LKUZi
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMy friend said onions were the only thing that make him cry, so I threw a brick at him, then I was arressted for as… https://t.co/br7EPJMZ2p
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave🗓THIS WHOLE WEEK🗓 come watch me turn mediocre ass thoughts into mediocre ass jokes @creekandcave 9/10-914 6:45-8pm… https://t.co/6NkPHcO4Y2
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveAgism is a weird ism bc you turn into what you hate- if you’re lucky. More isms should work like this.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveJanelle James- @janellejcomic- is taking the baton from @EugeneMirman - continuing the self-titled festival joke wi… https://t.co/GtBY4fNXCW
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavewhich mental illness is it where you think everyone's mad at you all the time always
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI’m on @jimmyfallon tonight #FallonTonight https://t.co/UJSaG9vm4H
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveFREE SHOW 10PM TONIGHT AT THE @creekandcave!! FREE BEER? WHOAAA https://t.co/GS61Iw00zi
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTonight is the debut of @TheRealDiceClay’s #ImOvaHeaNow on #GaSDigital! It starts at 8pm ET and is the lead in to a… https://t.co/t6BvBMz4wR
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9/11
2018
“Dating in NYC is a goddamn hellscape, so I decided to settle down with Jennifer. She has little-to-no personality… https://t.co/v6Sr3vB0uN
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave¡Philadelphia! Come out to @CreepRecords this Fri and Sat and be a part of the fart! I'm recording an album so come… https://t.co/r9HSOoyWdW
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveWe will NOT be live tonight @CreekAndCave BUT we will have an ALL NEW episode we recorded over the weekend… https://t.co/X7b1pUtiec
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTonight is Packed! 7pm Monday Funday 8pm Permission to Fail 10pm Swamp Thing #freecomedy #calistylemex #pinballhttps://t.co/JOCHYv1AIdI thought someone broke into my apartment and I still didn’t get up from my bed. I didn’t see the point of walking… https://t.co/05Gr6FygzZ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT! 7pm! @stephonbishop & @nashingtonrose host @professordoye @andrekimjunior @ianlaralive @leclercandrehttps://t.co/CCQ5dDuGG6
9/10
2018
TNT! Eat a salad & you can talk yourself into “earning” dessert! Plus: @DanielJPerafan hosts Instatacular 8! Then… https://t.co/vJPdogvaToQuick Poll - Is it time for Creek Employee uniforms? Because Amy maybe onto something... https://t.co/GS6vyTVyuEOpen Mic @creekandcave Saturday 4pm https://t.co/wiqsTX7UOZ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveGood Morning LIC! Come have brunch! Chicken & Waffles ~ Made to Order Hollandaise ~ Brioche French Toast ~ Pancakes… https://t.co/V9yrhRb9dcGood Morning LIC! Come have brunch! Chicken & Waffles ~ Made to Order Hollandaise ~ Brioche French Toast ~ Pancakes… https://t.co/7VaMaDlueHIs post-comedy when comedy becomes a concept you don’t do, but only talk about? And you only talk about it by tryin… https://t.co/eL5yxRQZQw
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIn studio with us, our buddy, our friend, @bertkreischer go watch his Netflix special right after this show! #SecretTime
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNo one dislikes you more than a man who charms you into loving him and then resents you for it.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveStarting to worry my strategy of making everyone hate me to justify my own hatred of myself isn’t wise
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavemy clean apartment is full of flies but after 5 years in new york I know what to do: shake their hands and thank ea… https://t.co/6YsTwxblPN
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave“Sometimes, I wonder if that guy DOESN’T know what I’m talking about.” -comedian in therapy
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9/8
2018
Was at this sexy photo shoot and the naughty model took her top off... Churros Ice Cream Sandwiches are Back! Thank… https://t.co/6LMlCYXG4CAny idiot that thinks comedy should make people laugh should look up the definition of comedy in the dictionary!!
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveSeptember Staff Picks! Travis: Anything Liam: Anything Sara: Sweet Home Alabama (2002) Allie: Anything
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThis is the better plan tonight... @bakerbone hosts @nickifuchs @babejamin_hoffman @aoc.in.nyc @ashleyhammmhttps://t.co/IN87c3Q9YjYou know what’s depressing? Missing an opportunity to laugh! Lizzy Cassidy hosts @Barry_Ribs @rojoperezzzhttps://t.co/W0YElR5L3wI’ll be @creekandcave 10pm tonight! 🎤🥊
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavei got off stage and a girl younger than me said “keep at it”
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI guess you could say Alex Jones won the info battles but he lost the info wars
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI’m at the weight where someone else’s opinion of me is more a reflection of how they feel about themself.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveFacebook is starting to feel like those last few years of Blockbuster.
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9/7
2018
(puts finger up to ear) What's that? Yes, I'm getting some #breakingnews! #UnsungHeroes tonight at @creekandcave at… https://t.co/B6D7SKSDUz
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveAmy Schumer Presents Sam Morril's First Hour Special! It's Gorgeous, Hilarious, and We Have the Only First Look at… https://t.co/5Xm2Nvl4Oa
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIf you haven’t been to @comedygrocery - holy shit. We got to see @yannispappas @mrseanpatton W/ @iamcolinquinn AND… https://t.co/lMVMMtR4OL
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHere’s the trailer for Positive Influence out 9/14 https://t.co/8kZko4AI14
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Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHere’s a clip from the second episode of Tomedy Club (full video in bio) https://t.co/gMlFk2fTcZ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThe best way to see Tomedy Club is on DMT. (full video in bio) https://t.co/BWlLqBzGnF
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThe news today reminds me of when I did a show on @ComedyCentral that warned everybody about this shit over a year… https://t.co/jldr2gk6zP
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9/6
2018
The Bennington Shooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Back from Break.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveCooling centers are open today (Tuesday, September 4) for those seeking relief from the heat. Visit… https://t.co/tsFVSBulBU
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavecatch me staring at a wall of bob’s red mill it means i’m lookin for a change
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHumpback whale songs range from 5 minutes to half an hour. So, while they are mammals, they are a lot like Phish.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIf you’re jealous of someone’s success, maybe consider you’re actually jealous of their hard work. And then conside… https://t.co/l5LZv98GMQ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMe deciding to get McDonalds: “you know what? I deserve this” Me immediately after McDonalds, clutching stomach in… https://t.co/kR0LiXzLh5
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThis week @katiecompa and I are telling jokes at @creekandcave every night at 7:00pm for free. Come on out! https://t.co/owXCJCSqcj
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9/4
2018
This Wednesday 9/5, 8pm at The Creek and the Cave. See you then! https://t.co/4pXTu0udok
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNo. Taped episode airs tomorrow I think. https://t.co/mRTb4EXk84This is where I’ll be tonight! https://t.co/numvM1zmUD
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveEveryone is surprised to see an actor working at a store, but they see a comedian selling plasma out of the trunk o… https://t.co/13inaefFVJ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTONIGHT, 8pm! @mrseanpatton @CarmenLagala @ArielSElias @yannispappas and some surprises at our LABOR DAY SHOW!! 8pm… https://t.co/LKlscJ7B3o
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveComedy should be less depressing.
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9/3
2018
Pilot shoot wrapped. Proud of it. Yes that’s a floating tray of lasagna. https://t.co/11WQ1qnDfb
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveJust when you thought Texas needed to be erased from the world, it goes and does something so Texas, you just want… https://t.co/ITfab77xi5
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave“...until the heat death of the universe.” 😂😂😂 https://t.co/RUhEJsU1ZK
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveYes yes I know the reason millennials don’t have houses, marriages, and kids is bc of gross economic inequality. B… https://t.co/1e4a0L3zEc
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveJust ordered the tacos for this! @creekandcave https://t.co/NMGuU8V9m4
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThank you everybody down coming out to #DiscountDisco @creekandcave last night. Special thanks to my special guest… https://t.co/GoM8mgOxiY
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTWO DIPSHITS FROM IOWA (@PatrickHastie & @SillyGideon) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday Septe… https://t.co/EQY24EsBtL
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHoly fuck #JackknifeComedy51 was so great! Easily one of the Top 3 shows we've ever done! Everyone crushed and the… https://t.co/aWhsGzFrok
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveLIZ HALL (@lizhall349) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/9BLqpZwRiN
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveDAVID SPECTOR (@spectordeforce) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/YlktdsPCt7
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveRYAN CHANI (@RyanChani) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/fJYmPF1QBz
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveCHRIS DONAHUE (@MrChrisDonahue ) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/zaOTXEOn4Y
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMICHAEL GOOD (@michaelgoood) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/YWo4cywH9O
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveDINA HASHEM (@dinahashem_) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/lvAj2mORkp
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveBLAIR DAWSON (@UrGirlBlair) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/6MdlOjN0VR
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveASHLEY HAMILTON (@AshleyHammm) on #JackknifeComedy51 at the @creekandcave on Saturday September 1st, 2018! 📸 by… https://t.co/WbHbqCt0Kc
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveCan you y’all I’m peeing right now? @creekandcave https://t.co/2SsiZufgfa
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveVery stoked to be doing the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival this October with the rest of these hilarious folks! Minn… https://t.co/f1Qrlpn16r
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9/2
2018
Gooooooo @emmawillmann 🙌🏽🙌🏽 https://t.co/zq7AyE2VGj
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNew York Comedy Club Owners Answer The Question: Would You Let Louis C.K. On Your Stage Right Now? https://t.co/rehssUcnAO
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveWe're raising money for Abby's campaign tonight at #JackknifeComedy51 just as we have in the past for JD Scholten a… https://t.co/UFhKMDOyIR
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI'm glad we're getting swan emoji soon. All this time I've had to do a duck and then sparkles 🦆✨
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHoly shit! #JackknifeComedy51 is Saturday September 1st at 8pm at @creekandcave! The lineup is SO good! It's only $… https://t.co/o3ZoRhlhzB
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveDisappointed in comedy again? Well @jackiekashian and I have compiled a long and always growing list of female comi… https://t.co/FwSz1FcVMk
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! You can now watch 15 minute specials from @katewillett (#JackknifeComedy43), @ItsJakKnight (… https://t.co/rx9rTN9cHO
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveLove both these dudes. ❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️ https://t.co/IKqxzZDbtk
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHey, buttholes! This! only couple more left. Promise. Hostess @samlymatters tonite at 7 at @creekandcave I'm eating… https://t.co/2ycX04rOpW
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got BLAIR DAWSON (DC Comedy Festival) on #JackknifeComedy51 Saturday September 1st at 8pm at… https://t.co/GOUmfF0XQR
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9/1
2018

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