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The Creek & The Cave @creekandcave Long Island City, NY

A Comedy Lover's Theatre - Brunch - Pinball - Tequila Bar - California Style Mexican - Happy Hour 3-7 $4 Margs and $2 off all drinks!

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Creek Cave Live TNT 10pm. Mystery Comic will host @ryschutt @timbarnesfilm @alia.janine @imandyhaynes @ginnyhogan_https://t.co/0liq0dzuBk
11/17
2018
TONIGHT!! #HardcoreComedyShow @creekandcave midnight with FREE giveaways from @dallasnovelty!! I got some of my fav… https://t.co/i5MEOUd6Pt
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11/16
2018
Thought for the day: In terms of passion commitment and effort have I been a better comedian to you than you have b… https://t.co/IHF4rszrR3
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11/13
2018
You ever take an Uber pool and they don’t pick anyone else up and you’re like “this is probably as good as it’s gonna get for me”
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT @silkyjumbo Don’t Reach In the Bag 7 followed by Creek Cave Live at 8pm! A mystery host will slay you with laug… https://t.co/WX3BXf3ZciWent to yoga today and learned a true life lesson. When a White Woman says “Can I give you some advice?” Say NO and keep it moving.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThe Punk Rock of Comedy: Why the Alt Scene Represents the Best of NYC. Michael Stahl looks at comedy at The Knitti… https://t.co/4083vWhqfX
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveWe've got a range of Chris Pratt films, some where he's a physical marvel and some he's more normal and saggy. Find your perfect one today.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHeading to get my new tattoo and then to @creekandcave to see the great @silkyjumbo!
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11/9
2018
Don’t miss @silkyjumbo at 7pm. She’s doing an hour even a dildo would love! Then Creek Cave Live hosted by… https://t.co/p1pr3ZvdXGPolitics is such a gift to uninteresting people.
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave @LegionOfSkanks @creekandcave @luisjgomez @bigjayoakerson @ComicDaveSmith I cant wait to se you savages Thursday am....
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11/8
2018
TNT! @nycomedyfest presents @silkyjumbo ‘s Don’t Reach In the Bag then... 8pm @AndySandford Permission to Fail 9:30… https://t.co/mG6pBS1ZiEWe are LIVE tonight at 9:30pm from @CreekAndCave with guest @JoshAdamMeyers! Join @bigjayoakerson, @luisjgomez, and… https://t.co/1g9qO4SNhv
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThe band is getting back together! https://t.co/U0UeWlCWrv
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11/5
2018
TNT! CCL goes double! 10pm @bigccomedy hosts @imandyhaynes @aunt_peggyo @adookie @kevinryancomedy @joelwalkowskihttps://t.co/VHVG2AAfsZI don’t need a “like”button. Validation is not what im about. We all know what my tweets are. Let’s just leave it at that.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT! @mondale1984 does his hour at 7 followed by TWO Creek Cave Lives! 8pm @chloe.radcliffe hosts @iamdavidshinehttps://t.co/yccrbDRZscDON'T STOP ME NOW! With the release of @BoRhapMovie, #UnsungHeroes was all about the Legend, #FREDDIEMERCURY! Our… https://t.co/eHwLg7cE4e
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11/2
2018
Unlike Redbox, we'll never tip over and crush your skull.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHey 18-year olds still in high school: If you're having trouble getting out of school to vote next week, I have 10… https://t.co/1jJsda9m72
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10/30
2018
TNT! 7pm @MegamiNyc hosts Gender Blender ($5) followed by @nyctalentshow (FREE) hosted by the weirdo duo @pamwess &… https://t.co/dpC789P3KTIf you’re in the NYC area and enjoy stand up comedy I’ll be doing a week of long sets at the @creekandcave. It star… https://t.co/IS2C3yEVO2
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10/28
2018
Fuck yeah! https://t.co/Imm5wEHDBdHell yeah! We got DAVID SITRICK (10,000 Laughs Festival) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at… https://t.co/ZEvC8r2s8f
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got PEDRO GONZALEZ (Red Clay Comedy Festival) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at… https://t.co/GpIoZYdjOr
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got AYO EDEBIRI (The Rundown With Robin Thede) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at… https://t.co/fcjmZfdy5c
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got JULIA CLAIRE (Bridgetown Comedy Festival) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at… https://t.co/u2ki1yCbGf
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got JIM SEARCH (Fun Fun Fun Fest) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at @creekandcavehttps://t.co/0mKo54LD0X
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got ANDY ERIKSON (Last Comic Standing) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at… https://t.co/snB8Yz7OyO
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHell yeah! We got KRISTIN MANNA (Bridgetown Comedy Festival) on #JackknifeComedy53 Saturday November 3rd at 8pm at… https://t.co/SKbFEtt4xb
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveToday was made for Pancakes. Our maple syrup is real. Our Hollandaise is made to order. Our Chicken & Waffles will… https://t.co/dkNzx4dFXW
10/27
2018
If you book your holiday party here, remember platters of chicken wings is how you separate the weak from the stron… https://t.co/kRb5RGr78DAt the Mayo Clinic? https://t.co/LiKDHcvfaI
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveKeep an eye out for our gofundme. Colleen dumped a bunch of ornamental corn in the gumball machine and we need 2k to fix it.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveUGGGGGHHH there are no good places to get murdered in new york anymore
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveFacebook memories should just be called “You used to be thinner.”
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave10/27, Midnight, @creekandcave Come to Chvrch https://t.co/CbvSvjUXbU
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT! 7pm @AshleyBRoberts 8pm @bakerbone hosts @somaddysmith @leclercandre @daniel_j_perafan @tracymcclendonhttps://t.co/2r91tSLHiICome to @creekandcave on Halloween to see a lot more leg from yours truly. #babymariella #ilovegold https://t.co/RIBdVZfUMY
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTonight 10pm $5 @creekandcave https://t.co/UWiB8HDOqX
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT @AshleyROfficial at 7 THEN the funniest comic in NJ @BakerBone hosts @MarieFaustin @leclercandre @JayJurdenhttps://t.co/LGf5RBokP2Do you like #punkrock #music then you should come to the @creekandcave on November 11 th watch OR perform your orig… https://t.co/AgLRkrxTQt
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveheyNY @creekandcave 7pm tonight @AshleyBRoberts 9pm @eastvillecomedy @RichVos @noredavis @GlitterCheese @MoodyMcCarthy & more
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10/26
2018
I like that I’m typing this on a glass machine that sends messages through space while my heater is still a dead locomotive.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveSPOOKTACULAR BRACKETS, BABY!! #Halloween is around the corner, the brackets have all been tabulated, &… https://t.co/8NMmouyU3R
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10/25
2018
Poppers here are cream cheese. Cheddar is for a less classy sort. We keep it high brow around here. #freecomedyhttps://t.co/iIW4yZNLstLast minute spot at @creekandcave tonight at 10. I’m just gonna do my cockroach 9/11 bit three times.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMonday night #LegionofSkanks Halloween party and costume contest at @creekandcave! Come hang 930pm! @bigjayoakersonhttps://t.co/75pqm9EjI5
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTonight I’ll be at @creekandcave attempting to uncover my true self. The delightful @irene_morales will be there as… https://t.co/t6f4TEIrIx
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cavethe 41 abortion clinics bombed by right-wing extremists since 1977 could not be reached for comment https://t.co/W1Vhtj6yu6
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveWhen @curlycomedy told us she could give people some of the best laughs of their lives and then she immediately did… https://t.co/Y9qci9G4pz
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI wish there was a secret service that intercepted bombs at comedy clubs. #LOL
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveHeaven is a dangerous concept. If you think the after party is gonna be amazing, you'll be less likely to make the most of the real party.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CavePeople who slap the back of cars after they say bye to the people getting in the car: you are the backbone of this great nation
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIf you’re covering someone else’s love song don’t change the pronouns you fucking coward. That song is about a man… https://t.co/Fw0M8IOK0H
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMargaritas! Burritos! Comedy! And how could I not use this picture of @ashley_brooke_roberts (All Week @ 7pm)!… https://t.co/mOhrFvRKISFriday 10pm $5 Standup and Sketch @creekandcave https://t.co/5xnQFCWMnc
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10/24
2018
I was laughing hysterically to ComedyRadio in the car today and couldn't place who it was doing brilliant material.… https://t.co/XZExsllehQ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMy friend wasn’t even drunk and he got arrested at a DUI checkpoint. In fairness, though, he had no business conduc… https://t.co/ICCaY39rnZ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveButt Factory at @creekandcave starts at 6pm https://t.co/51Du0hJFhY
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveSarah isn’t the enemy, folks. She’s a good human & ally who was asked about her life (re: a subject female comedian… https://t.co/1MdUttJgRp
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave#Halloween is around the corner, and the next #UnsungHeroes is a TOURNAMENT OF #TERROR!! We're breaking out the… https://t.co/Vo215fDvzJ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIf you do a good deed and don't post about it, it still happened.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveAbout a year ago my friend @metromonster urged me to try and actually sell a cartoon rather than saying "I'd be goo… https://t.co/eCnBkCQeLS
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveWe are LIVE right now with @marknorm & @louiskatz joining @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez & @ComicDaveSmith at https://t.co/nk5pwuMkH5!
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10/23
2018
My daughter wrote this joke this morning. A blind man walks into a bar, and a bar stool, and the bartender. She’s b… https://t.co/huC4Lrpsqp
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10/22
2018
#LegionOfSkanks is BACK IN NYC this Monday night from @creekandcave! @marknorm and @louiskatz in studio! Come hang… https://t.co/EhFfJYaHyT
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10/21
2018
Sis & Bruhs, I'm hosting #CreekCaveLive tonight at 10pm at @creekandcave! https://t.co/d8idfXbx4H
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTonight at @creekandcave I hope to vanquish the villain @LukeMones once and for all https://t.co/xJfbcL2NsO
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveOpen Mic @creekandcave Saturday 4pm https://t.co/8sWZFUJljO
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThis is TONIGHT at @creekandcave and the lineup is upsettingly good I should know I’m currently on an L train shutt… https://t.co/oMPGv6EHt0
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Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveLet's Be Friends at @creekandcave starts at 4pm https://t.co/5MUa1lEhk1
Retweeted by The Creek & The Cave10pm TNT @BakerBone hosts @JohnMoses @MaliasAlias @NorlexSaid @tomdhenry Napoleon Emill, Lizzy Cassidy &… https://t.co/Hmw1AEvKEKThere is nothing less funny than whatever the table next to you at a restaurant is laughing at.
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10/20
2018
TNT 10pm @LizzyFaire hosts @TheAliaJanine @SokolAdam @JamalRichComedy @shanegayle @unoonix @MikeVSuarez & more!… https://t.co/jXxKYfrFrS
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT 8pm @KendallFarrell hosts @JohnPoveromo Terence Hartnett @keenensteiner @alisonmckelvy @StartsWithanXhttps://t.co/K3PSieUgQs
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10/19
2018
I just got my boots resoled like some kind of depression-era dockworker with a Christmas bonus.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveMeghan O’Malley!!! https://t.co/WSKl2T8h7N
Retweeted by The Creek & The CavePlease no more “habits and daily schedules of successful people” articles. We get it. You wake up at 6am, shower ev… https://t.co/Vw7VC9ooeO
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTrusting the Saudis to investigate a murder in their embassy is like my ex girlfriend trusting me to investigate al… https://t.co/gqjAyoGASE
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNathan Badalov!!! #comedy #comedyclub #standupcomedy #freecomedy #humpday🐫 https://t.co/uMJFEGrenD
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveIt’s official!!! The trailer for @netflixisajoke Degenerates premiered TODAY!! So Excited for this to come out! Wa… https://t.co/JyeBCGH53l
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveAnything is possible, so what you're doing right now could be better.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI'm going out for drinks with a producer in New York. That's how it's done. Also my name is Victor. I've appeared i… https://t.co/U0IaDlnjvo
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI used to be scared of dropping my phone in the toilet. Now I think it’s the only way I’ll be happy.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveFolks, I’m excited to be at @creekandcave this Saturday night with some very funny people https://t.co/3ZYlSysU7l
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveBlack Mirror episode but it’s just me realizing that I’ve been Gwyneth Paltrow the whole time. #goop
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveLast night, I was standing next to a model in line for the bathroom, and a guy stopped to gush over her outfit for… https://t.co/fstvHbKgS2
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveThe Burritos are Wrapping & the Margaritas are getting Salty! We got Pig Pile & Amazeballs TNT! #freecomedyhttps://t.co/mwqSLUHaINThanks to everyone who came out tonight! Our next show is on November 7th, 8pm @creekandcave ! See you then!!!
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10/18
2018
I always say, "please excuse the mess" when someone new comes into my life.
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveLast night I was drunk and beat this guy at pinball who was listening to special music on his headphones. He was Ki… https://t.co/d1CrfEQmOQ
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveI’m so excited to be a part of the #NYCF with all these people that I respect and admire. For the… https://t.co/vUXOj8BxUj
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveTNT! @jakeharteatsbrains & @aaronkapcomedy on The Dump followed by @treygalyon hosting I’m Not From Here w/… https://t.co/38xuhSnyTV
10/16
2018
This is happening on November 7th at 8pm at @creekandcave for @nycomedyfest and I can't wait. I host +… https://t.co/fBUPHC27WP
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10/15
2018
The Churros Ice Cream Sandwiches are back too! And waaaaaay better! https://t.co/obQ7ateW9fMy new album "INNOCENCE" is out today! Enjoy this animated sneak peak on the importance of persistence 🙋‍♀️💍 Check… https://t.co/MAZUBPUC3N
Retweeted by The Creek & The CaveNew Research Says Magic Mushrooms Actually Turn Off Part Of The Brain That Causes Depression https://t.co/22wm7ng3dN
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10/13
2018

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