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Same old geeky athlete I've always been!

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Joined Twitter 3/5/09


@TOPolk Marge is getting incorrectly categorized I feel. Maybe not Lisa level intelligent, but definitely a few steps above the others.
2/22
2018
So far, Parkland is *not* fading from the news the way that mass shootings usually do. (The graph shows Google sear… https://t.co/CEwmIdfIDl
Retweeted by Chris ParrishThe Kids Are Alright by the great Pia Guerra https://t.co/01C6pkjf7X
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @HannahLilNessen Men. End of lesson. Somehow it is always our fault. #thingsmywifetaughtme
2/21
2018
@MandySofa I was just thinking about this the other day. Never see women in the commercials or ads. At least not that I can remember.HUGE GIVEAWAY! To celebrate @Spitfire winning stage 1 of #OWL2018 we're giving away 7800 skin tokens to 3 lucky win… https://t.co/qLoPb32v1y
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2/19
2018
thinkin' about how all those 16 year olds destroying Republicans on Twitter this week will be old enough to vote in 2020.
Retweeted by Chris Parrishlet it be known that cruz messed with the wrong school. We as students are using social media as a platform to have… https://t.co/JzEL9oVH2q
Retweeted by Chris ParrishThe brave Parkland students are doing something astonishing. They are instantly preempting disinfo & gaslighting by… https://t.co/XToUEZSuz7
Retweeted by Chris Parrish#Survivor fans: Sign up at the website for a chance to win a VIP trip to our Grand Opening Weekend! Includes: airfa… https://t.co/cb7DEUw8Z3
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2/17
2018
@mikeyil Glad I’m not alone in my pepper hating on them.One party has proposed a range of solutions that are broadly popular with the public. The other party has refused… https://t.co/DivJAy7Bfe
Retweeted by Chris ParrishIn America, they say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. But that just sounds lik… https://t.co/lSzZ8AmlnU
Retweeted by Chris ParrishI was hiding in a closet for 2 hours. It was about guns. You weren't there, you don't know how it felt. Guns give t… https://t.co/hU0f5lYUlf
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2/15
2018
And now @chloekimsnow heaps it on. Way to lay it down on your victory lap run! These youngin's making me feel lazy! https://t.co/9dDFY2WeRX
2/12
2018
Wow. 17yo Red Gerard just made me realize I've done nothing with my life. Huge congrats to that kid. Quite an accom… https://t.co/YNROduXFEA
2/10
2018
Nice sentiment but, wow, this is so wrong. Absolutely a Trump/GOP issue. Sexist abuse has no ethnicity, etc. but hi… https://t.co/W8KLLus1IE
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @survivorcbs Already did that once. Might sign back up and rewatch soon!
2/9
2018
@KendrickLamario Pharah and Genji skins are lit. 🔥 @survivorcbs Nope. Too many warring factions. Can’t straddle the line all the way. However, it is possible make eve… https://t.co/TnHUHEVOlp
2/8
2018
BREAKING: Geguri set to join Shanghai Dragons, will become Overwatch League's first female player, sources say -… https://t.co/UWkZMjeo8W
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2/7
2018
@MandySofa Read the first book. Loved it.
2/6
2018
Starting to get worried about Tom. He is slowly morphing into the Ken doll from Toy Story. #SuperBowl #SB52 #SBLII https://t.co/KHR30BydEs
Retweeted by Chris ParrishFound out that a work colleague/old friend died this weekend unexpectedly. They’re unsure, but I’ve been told it wa… https://t.co/w7Ax144Tyx
Retweeted by Chris ParrishIn an assessment training/workshop today. Keynote is very informative, but this gear picture bugs the hell out of m… https://t.co/2IAzdPRDer#Crypto #unicorns are now open for #salе . Don't miss out on getting your #unicorncoin. For the first 48 hours, eve… https://t.co/zCEisQKEIE
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2/5
2018
@cwgabriel Still trying to get good at Tracer?
2/4
2018
.@realDonaldTrump just released his new nuclear strategy, which calls for more nuclear weapons that are easier to u… https://t.co/g1cmLCbB0G
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2/3
2018
RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a Black Panther Pop! prize pack! https://t.co/5mfA8yCa1c
Retweeted by Chris ParrishI lost a glove and walked back five blocks and found it on a crowded New York City street at rush hour. The moral o… https://t.co/TBkeAe1O20
Retweeted by Chris ParrishTrump’s on a tweet rampage against FBI/DOJ for being too helpful to Dems. But there’s a problem with that theory:… https://t.co/3LXbQOZI3S
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2/2
2018
@jessicalewis89 @JacobDerwin @BobRoss @survivorcbs @BobRossOfficial @FGC_Bob_Ross Well if things don’t go as planne… https://t.co/QNvKm5I5Vt
2/1
2018
BREAKING: Discovered late tonight that Chairman Nunes made material changes to the memo he sent to White House – ch… https://t.co/d3V2N60Cxf
Retweeted by Chris ParrishPennsylvania is facing a legitimate constitutional crisis: Republicans are defying an order by the state supreme co… https://t.co/scVbXTIsy6
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @jessicalewis89 @DavidBloomberg @survivorcbs @robcesternino Yeah, I was amazed at how young this cast is, given the… https://t.co/Jy5xy9QsXGWhat qualities are at the top of your list for our next chancellor? Submit your thoughts here or take the opportuni… https://t.co/LJKot6N0Xg
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @survivorcbs @thejoshlive @UncleTortillaThis was bonkers. Trump's CDC director invested in a tobacco company, effectively betting against one of the CDC's… https://t.co/m2ttM6uRrO
Retweeted by Chris Parrish“Beautiful. Clean. COAL.” #SOTU https://t.co/mxLXFBq5QW
Retweeted by Chris ParrishTruer words... https://t.co/0AQsrJKxCc
Retweeted by Chris ParrishNEWSFLASH: I'm a scientist, and clean coal isn't actually clean. It's also way more expensive than developing solar, wind, etc. #SOTU
Retweeted by Chris ParrishThe new #Overwatch patch is LIVE!!!! Here is a summary of the changes: https://t.co/XfNQCwu805
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1/31
2018
Congress voted 517-5 to impose sanctions on Russia. The President decides to ignore that law. Folks that is a const… https://t.co/3J8CREPkss
Retweeted by Chris ParrishThere's no point in watching the State of the Uniom. Twitter will have updates. The Guardian will liveblog. You do… https://t.co/Ycx48K2JpL
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1/30
2018
Special Agent Andrew McCabe stood tall over the last 8 months, when small people were trying to tear down an instit… https://t.co/rPseUAqQrm
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1/29
2018
@stephenfishbach Lots of great games like it. Havent played SH yet, but lots of One Night Ultimate Werewolf, Spyfal… https://t.co/C7gORkItAB
1/28
2018
@MandySofa Yep, I know the echo can do this.
1/27
2018
I'm having some #survivor withdrawal. I'm going to need #GhostIsland to hurry up and get here. @JeffProbst @survivorcbs
1/26
2018
@pvponline Wow! Quite the collection. I had like 10 as a kid. @KendrickLamario Managed my win with a priest partner who really had no clue what to do. Kept spreading the health… https://t.co/QBTbF1jM64Don't forget about the Res Life livestream today at 3:30! It'll be available on Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube! https://t.co/L4DQRhblSc
Retweeted by Chris ParrishThe time for HATE is now! Lead your Tribe to glorious victory or grisly death on the battlefield. HATE is now live… https://t.co/zNonJhKesu
Retweeted by Chris Parrish#contestalert; Win a #kickstarter copy of the #HATE #boardgame thanks to @boardgamerev and @CMONGames. Check out a… https://t.co/7hSHKAg4y1
1/25
2018
@stephenfishbach FIIIRE! FIRE BAD!!! @stephenfishbach None. Zero. Worst possible experience ever. Wait...drawing rocks might be on the same level. Tied for worst then.
1/23
2018
@KendrickLamario This might just replace my police skin...
1/22
2018
BREAKING NEWS: Shithole countries still running
Retweeted by Chris ParrishTrump promised to run the country like he runs his businesses. That's the only promise he has kept: TRUMP CASINOS… https://t.co/Tcx3cjlV9l
Retweeted by Chris ParrishOkay, politikids. Grab thyselves a beverage and settle in. I just careened through 180-pages of House Intel Commit… https://t.co/jqa4Y8vPOO
Retweeted by Chris ParrishMake no mistake. #TrumpShutdown https://t.co/V04AsxuCxs
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1/20
2018
The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he wo… https://t.co/OVcVBy9UMh
Retweeted by Chris ParrishA tweet for all seasons. #TrumpShutdown https://t.co/dVC1A5512C
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1/19
2018
Oh damn. #Haiti (via @nadiatodres) https://t.co/JdTp3ReAQy
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @theKenCole Unbiased opinion, right?
1/18
2018
@TOPolk Just think that means a fourth trip to CFP relies on a perfect record. Can't have the Pitt and Cuse hiccups from the previous years.RT this and follow us for a chance to win a brand new Nintendo Switch console! Winner will be randomly chosen from… https://t.co/oT3W4HFBEU
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @TOPolk I don't keep up with scouting and such, but my first take: Weaker schedule this year?
1/17
2018
@ErikReichenb4ch That's just sad. Not only is it poor UI, but the organization makes no sense either. @k8iedid I don't think I'd like that either! Poor kiddo. @TheMichaelaB @JEFFVARNER What Dexter said. ^^Gotten some good news this week. Now just waiting on @JeffProbst (or his designee) to bring me out for the casting… https://t.co/Klsx28Etti
1/16
2018
@ErikReichenb4ch @MonsantoCo @BillNyeSaves I'm going with C for both.Donald Trump and sycophants like you are threatening to shut down the government because the bipartisan deal to kee… https://t.co/uGBJi7zmiz
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1/15
2018
if only we held the President if the United States to the same high standards as we do to our YouTube stars
Retweeted by Chris ParrishDonald Trump’s State of the Union speech is on January 30th. He’s obsessed by TV ratings. America - don’t watch… https://t.co/5aCVgVxjyk
Retweeted by Chris ParrishA new Mario Tennis game is coming to #NintendoSwitch with a new level of skill, competition, and story!… https://t.co/AoAr0xA2US
Retweeted by Chris ParrishTHIS. IS. RAPE. CULTURE. This, right here, putting the frivolous request of a person WHO ROBBED THE CHOICE, AUTONOM… https://t.co/k9P5na3q7O
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1/12
2018
@KendrickLamario I don't have a home team to root for...need to figure out who I like. @KendrickLamario "Some clutch kills from the battle Mercy. ...I can't even cast this game seriously anymore."
1/11
2018

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