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Same old geeky athlete I've always been!

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Joined Twitter 3/5/09


@courtneyrozen @USATODAYcollege @KendrickLamario sounds up your alley based on your recent tweets?Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf
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7/22
2016
@Ebigness @VerySmartBros Great ruleset. And hahaha "because who reneges twice other than government agents and Rachel Dolezal?"
7/19
2016
@DaytonDiscKing https://t.co/fixBUEdvfTPresident @BarackObama - "We need to temper our words and open our hearts." My goodness, I love our president.
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7/17
2016
@Nintendo_Legend yup, and that Russia team was no joke! @Nintendo_Legend super spike was a huge favorite of mine
7/15
2016
@TOPolk ditto. Caught Meowth earlier today. @TOPolk found a post from beta players. Seems the location and type are global and all trainers can catch them. Different stats and moves. @TOPolk interesting... needs more input @TOPolk so Pokemon are available for all? Not unique to a person or first come? Wasn't sure how it works. @TOPolk sounds about like ours. Changes at a crazy rate. I can't help keep them right now either.
7/12
2016
@itsmissmandymac @TOPolk lol, lots of pidgeys around my neck of the (literal) woods, too. And yeah hit up the blue diamonds for stuff.
7/9
2016
@charitables @KCStar wow, @thenapony worked in OP while we were in KC. @k8iedid @TOPolk @mikeyil jealous! There was a bulbasaur near me today, but work wouldn't let me go searching today. @TOPolk I think college campuses are ideal for this...20+ stops and four gyms here.
7/8
2016
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7/4
2016
1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
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7/2
2016
@TOPolk yeah they put a post in the feed yesterday. Stopping support, but maybe it'll stick around and be usable for a bit longer.
7/1
2016
@TOPolk so, Paper app going away at the end of July. Any leads on new apps.
6/30
2016
@Nintendo_Legend SEGA!!!
6/27
2016
#Survivor premieres on Wed, Sept 21 at 8/7c on @CBS! More fall premiere dates: https://t.co/akQKVBoi6l https://t.co/mXFbaa5WGd
Retweeted by Chris Parrish#Icwutudidthere, but how can you enjoy breath of the wild with no electricity? https://t.co/3YJuYTuhfH @ralston37 @WCU @Starbucks somebody has some real talent. Always impressed by that board. @thenapony https://t.co/GviI7CYE5CThe only way we're getting gun control out of a congress like this is if assault rifles start having abortions.
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6/21
2016
Nintendo pre E3: We'll show nothing at E3 but Zelda Everyone pre E3: That's terrible Everyone post E3: I cared about nothing at E3 but Zelda
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6/19
2016
@BenKuchera those people obviously don't understand the genre. TF2 still going strong after how long? @k8iedid yup, they talk about the Dickey amendment there. It's shady stuff. @k8iedid as I understand it, they haven't avoided it, but have legally been prevented from doing so. #haventreadthearticleyet @KendrickLamario if you get the app and want another player, just look me up. Same id on their network. @KendrickLamario ayup! Quite a few board game apps worth picking up. LoW, Carcassonne, Agricola, to name a few. @KendrickLamario friends and I have a constantly running game on the app. Good game!
6/18
2016
@DrEGrospitch nice! Congrats and good luck! @DrEGrospitch where are you headed? @itsmissmandymac @MalyndaNyc @CNN sounds pretty normal to me
6/17
2016
Couldn't make it to #E3? Np, we got you. RT & follow for a chance to win 1 of 10 Chroma keycap keychains. #RazerE3 https://t.co/1wrs4S7fDk
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @TOPolk @rjlavergne Top Gun or Gradius 3.We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get reasonable gun control laws passed in the US Senate
Retweeted by Chris ParrishAfter every act of grave violence, the American people have called for action. But Congress has failed them. #Enough https://t.co/J6OdQeGuU9
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6/16
2016
@Nintendo_Legend and you're now on a high cliff looking below to a beach with a river delta
6/15
2016
@Nintendo_Legend Sim City: Hyrule! @Nintendo_Legend bah-dum-schwing!
6/14
2016
@TOPolk why do you hate good things? :oP @TOPolk @TrukeLayser Carbonated water + slight fruit flavor = not for me. Basically a fruity soda on low syrup.
6/13
2016
Last year, toddlers killed more Americans than Islamic terrorists. https://t.co/xF4XXMflMI https://t.co/oVE5PQkplk
Retweeted by Chris Parrish"In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank #PrayforOrlando #Orlando 🙏🏼🇺🇸💔
Retweeted by Chris ParrishI don't know what to say about the hate-filled, deadly violence at Pulse in Orlando. I am open to supporting folks as best I can. Just ask.
Retweeted by Chris Parrish#WCU20 hope you're ready for the first Orientation day tomorrow! Wheeee Are!
Retweeted by Chris ParrishGay and bisexual men are legally banned from donating blood in Orlando as dozens of their peers sit wounded in a hospital in need of it.
Retweeted by Chris Parrishand you wonder how people came to be of the mind that violence against the LGBTQ community was acceptable https://t.co/LHjfu5PbTh
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6/12
2016
@Ebigness @JScottMurphy yeah, he's annoying, but written that way on purpose @JScottMurphy @Ebigness which main dude? Sheldon?
6/10
2016
The Legend of Zelda Retweet event begins! #Miitomo in-app gifts for RTs! ⇒ https://t.co/UFrnvGjLth #Miitomo_Zelda_RT https://t.co/sDkgYt3iOr
Retweeted by Chris ParrishFACT: ONE OF TWO NOMINEES FOR PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES LITERALLY SPEAKS WORSE ENGLISH THAN HULK.
Retweeted by Chris ParrishHistory is never divorced from politics, but I'd hope women of all political stripes feel tonight what I felt about Obama eight years ago.
Retweeted by Chris ParrishThese are the best yard signs of the 2016 primary https://t.co/vnBdQmREik
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6/8
2016
Enter to win the ultimate @PlayOverwatch bundle! A Collector's Edition & Overwatch Razer set https://t.co/TqRCBqGDx5 https://t.co/O86R02MMQ7
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6/7
2016
@TOPolk not our night and calls not going our way. Need another big inning like last night, but don't think OSU will give that uphttps://t.co/U0UJGT0BnF
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6/4
2016
@thejoshlive man, it is really hard to pick a team to root for. Really liked that it was close, too. Now it's getting out of control.One way to help stop Trump is to make sure everybody sees and reads this speech. https://t.co/ODjQtFcp2x https://t.co/Iwmd3F9kDX
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6/3
2016
@Nevarmoer @mpcogjr @WMDWhiteMaleDem https://t.co/rEorNCC4gM
6/2
2016
So, there's this new @SchickHydro commercial with women literally shaving their bushes... Just weird.In 5 days: -700 refugees drowned off Greece, -9000 babies were aborted in U.S., -68 were shot in Chicago and a gorilla dominated the news.
Retweeted by Chris ParrishWhen you have your keyboard clicks on, do you also wear a hat that says “somewhat inconsiderate to others”?
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @TOPolk @__Dutch ditto. For many reasons, but mostly because it's so superficial.
5/31
2016
@TOPolk @WCU @Catamounts @SoConSports oops wrong button...not sure honestly @WCU @Catamounts @SoConSports @cufrisbee was this tournament played in Greenville?
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @Cjsmith613 it's actually supposed to be a spirit foul. But yeah, he shouldn't have dropped that. @Cjsmith613 yeah, that looked bad. No foul and great play, but cringe inducing aftermath.Our @Catamounts are the 2016 @SoConSports champs! https://t.co/ahrq0fAN0u
Retweeted by Chris Parrishhttps://t.co/cx5nREqkPQ.pitch. @Catamounts are your 2016 #SoConBB Champions!! https://t.co/xc1Fp3wPBI
Retweeted by Chris Parrish @Ebigness @TOPolk if #WCUBaseball can hang another on the board, then all three of @thenapony and my schools will be in #Omaha @TOPolk at this point, when do they just call it done? @TOPolk @eefinch please don't blow this lead...
5/29
2016
@JeffProbst still shocked Tai ended up with zero. Seemed like maybe he wasn't able to make a strong case at final tribal?
5/20
2016
@survivorcbs gotta go with my own #TeamGenXAwesome end to a great season of #Survivor. Can't wait for the next one!
5/18
2016
@Nevarmoer @mpcogjr https://t.co/Mv4hKH0rMY
5/9
2016
@itsmissmandymac it depends? Algorithms can have math, but they don't have to.
4/29
2016
@survivorcbs had a great time at the open casting call yesterday. Thanks for the opportunity @wnct9. Love this game and want my chance!
4/28
2016
@survivorcbs advantage. Even playing for family and the loves of my life...staying alive in the game with an advantage is most important.
4/23
2016
Splatoon Retweet event begins! #Miitomo in-app gifts for 10k+ RTs! ⇒ https://t.co/gqhBCXgWey #Miitomo_Splatoon_RT https://t.co/hLcGj1QgPU
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4/22
2016
finished Of Dawn and Darkness (The Elder Empire: Sea Book 2) by Will Wight https://t.co/KzAJ3EZaa0
4/20
2016
I'm joining the P4wnyhof Giveaway in Cooperation with @Lioncast.de https://t.co/O2mWZPgkjx
3/18
2016
What wouldn't Jesus do? He wouldn't play on the prejudices/fears of frustrated white men to get elected president & declare war on the 3rd..
Retweeted by Chris ParrishChristine Ortiz envisions a project-based learning environment where students can design their curriculum https://t.co/Ov8DEDJyWB
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3/1
2016
@gibby_wcu so ridiculous. Great catch by Janis. @Nintendo_Legend have a 5mo little boy. Can't imagine it and not sure I could bring myself to play it.
1/16
2016
Zero to hang your head about, young man. Tremendous season. https://t.co/0Hx7DDwirr
Retweeted by Chris ParrishNever been so proud and so sad at the same time.
Retweeted by Chris ParrishI blame Corso...#Alabama played a helluva game, but I'd love that stolen play back from the end of the first half. #ALLIN #NationalChampionshipTurnover gods, please hear my prayer... #ALLINIn Dodd we trust. #ALLIN #NationalChampionship
1/12
2016
We still in this! #ALLIN #NationalChampionshipSad but true https://t.co/C0UPMRyGAR
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1/11
2016

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