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Limmy @DaftLimmy Glasgow

Come and see me on my autobiography book tour in March 2019! Tickets at the link.

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For the best Overwatch trolling reaction you've ever heard, go to 2:02:30, or click on my first comment below the v… https://t.co/sR0yrCz5fc @iamnightwave How did it come to that? Park = fart?You might want to sit down for this. Joaquin Phoenix will play the Joker. A phoenix rises from the ashes. Heath Le… https://t.co/6aYjwgaW3YWorrying amount of behind the scenes stuff with this Joker film. Usually means one thing.Went and left my washing out in that rain. @WotAPalaver Cheers! @StephiNaners @danilaundry Nothing against Dundee, but Glesga's Glesga. @Lynn_McGoo Deary fucking me.Very hard for my Scottish accent to be understood by Alexa, sometimes impossible. I said "Alexa. Play 'I Just Met Y… https://t.co/z15T643kKL @itsDanBull YES! @StephiNaners Haha, see ye then! @MartyMcMullan 👍🏻I'll be on a UK tour next year with my autobiography, which is called Surprisingly Down to Earth, and Very Funny. 😀… https://t.co/PYMDPApHiPNew Limmy tour! Join @DaftLimmy for a night of anecdotes and chit-chat as he introduces his autobiography: Surprisi… https://t.co/5L4PAR8pvb
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9/24
2018
@ritarepulso @Nerdmotron Name calling? That's when you know you have lost the argument. @ritarepulso @Nerdmotron Rita, please leave me alone. You jumped in to my mentions, I'd like you now to leave.Oh, that's it cauld noo. That is it cauld noo. @NickyWoolf @philiplarkin You need to stop this, Philip.#queerstakeovertwitter https://t.co/1MasRdiTwgMade by @DonnieChunk. I did the voices. https://t.co/xprxAqjMpU @rclstudio Ten lines of code for a button. @rclstudio Aye.I'm more than just a pretty forehead. https://t.co/Dbqo0qEx6pBack in my day, you didnae just code for the sake of coding. Back in my day, you made stuff. It was the appliance of science. @wefail Glory days.The pinnacle of my coding career was when I made I'm Your Biggest Fan, which connected to your Facebook pictures an… https://t.co/Fsqog0J5PaMost of it was Flash, and Steve Jobs killed that off. Before he himself was killed. Yes, killed. Don't want to go i… https://t.co/IRPyHYq0K6Code them under the fucking table.Sometimes upsets me that I'm no longer known for my web dev stuff. I sometimes see young people tweeting about codi… https://t.co/NdptoxJSw7 @naebD @ardavey Hahahaha @ardavey @DaftLimmy Mansplaining hacking to one of the original Masters of Flash - good luck with that 🙄
Retweeted by LimmyWatching Homeland. Carrie has just got hacked after opening a jpg.I would like to pay my respects to gay, black Americans for inventing techno. 🎶👍🏻Please don't mansplain my creativity to me, thanks. https://t.co/h5rQQbUSY3Makes me want to make a tune right now, but it would just end up sounding like that.Very inspirational, that. Kick, snare/clap and a mono synth. And it sounds brilliant.They played this, which I'd never heard before. https://t.co/cosYNLhU6OIt's called Can You Feel It.Watched a techno documentary on the iPlayer last night, I thought it would be a lot of celebs talking about how the… https://t.co/qHAVc6mVCv#autumnequinox https://t.co/3VSfVV9gu9 @ritarepulso @Nerdmotron ?????
9/23
2018
@Paulsin2 1 million subscribers before our first video. Hype. @sumudutweets All natural. @Rubberbandits https://t.co/LhkI2dB3Qrhttps://t.co/45RxCTKpPI @Jaynesharp Ta. @plasmatron Then that's that.Oh, there isn't an 8 yet.New profile pic. @SC87G HahaBrian Limond. Continuity Consultant. https://t.co/glKg6XdZjjDon't know why I didnae think of this. https://t.co/Wdc9UqnPXV @welshevs75 OH AYE! @StephiNaners @danilaundry I liked that, played.In the song 1999, the first three lines are sung by three different people, a line each. Any other songs like that?Please recommend a PS4 story game, along the lines of Firewatch.I honestly cannae fucking believe this moment in the game. @Kerrypurcell HahaHad the pleasure of meeting Chas from Chas & Dave at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.What famous person would you really not like to see in the news for doing something bad? @JGMooreWriter Haha @liamwong Ta! @mark_whitley7 NikeThinking of becoming a beauty and fashion blogger. https://t.co/PcphNlAaAAWhat band or artist do you think has the most comments on YouTube along the lines of "This is REAL music by real mu… https://t.co/HUXbzTosECHey, Del Boy. Something else? @ritarepulso ???? @ritarepulso ?? @ritarepulso What? @ritarepulso ?Traitors will be hanged, drawn and permabanned. https://t.co/gIZAXzGhfK @ritarepulso @weeclaire Well, you shouldn't. It's one thing to not like the games, but you shouldn't be celebrating… https://t.co/BGmuObvNFN @DaftLimmy Free your Think https://t.co/4V7jGzajZd
Retweeted by Limmy @ritarepulso @weeclaire That's a horrible thing to say.
9/22
2018
Nobody comes together like us New Yorkers. @weeclaire Bad bad bad. @iainlee HahaWhy Telltale is going under. https://t.co/4XBg6XLIVg @fleadhg1 HahaRetweet if you love seeing the destruction of the United Kingdom.I like the look of the Joaquin Phoenix Joker, it's got a John Wayne Gacy look to it. Sort of shite, like an ordinar… https://t.co/xNtGTjvfAeSo glad Scotland voted No, so we can retain our seat at the top table. HAHAHAHAHA! @firmfisted Ta.Look at that hashtag. https://t.co/G5tAi1ZgsH @gillacus Unreal. @DaftLimmy "Telltale Games will remember this"
Retweeted by LimmyCan't help feeling partly responsible. https://t.co/XCtnokGQuM @Paulsin2 Get in. @Paulsin2 GOUT? My da had that. Don't know what it is, though. @cakesthebrain Mum, I'm a meme! @coltond72 Where?People who voted Leave have wrecked our United Kingdom. They are traitors, and should be tried for treason.I see @DaftLimmy messages of love have made it to Leith ✊ https://t.co/5zmtuTVdjN
Retweeted by LimmyClydebank Blitz to the tune of Ballroom Blitz. @thebishonen You're right.Quite a nightmare we've got ourselves into.They could even go for Adjective Your Verb. But I don't think so. Look... Happy Your Living. Happy Your Alive. Lo… https://t.co/7wEjpnZgg7You know how there are a lot of adverts using the Verb Your Adjective template, eg Find Your Happy, Start Your Impo… https://t.co/7FomGrZJW3Okay. So. One more time for the people up the back. 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 SOMETHING 👏 SOMETHING 👏NARRATIVE 👏 SOMETHING 👏 SO… https://t.co/8aVipbBPU2No more questions.
9/21
2018

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