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Writer for Comedy Central, FXX, Nickelodeon, TruTV, MTV2, JASH. SAT: 1450

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@seantgreen When you do the hat AND the shirt, that’s like your formalwearDuck yeah! https://t.co/339uh6EXJb
1/21
2018
@So_Sartorius God that guy sucks @So_Sartorius Ok phew!https://t.co/bp5g5yQra2
Retweeted by Danny Solomon @So_Sartorius I guess it’s time I told you I hate Donald Trump. I post a lot about hating him. We can still be buds off Twitter!Man, Trump sucks. At least us getting #TrumpShutdown trending will piss him off
1/20
2018
@gregstone_ Could be a baby shoe
1/19
2018
@So_Sartorius Cuz she posts about hating Jews. Dunno why, rubs me the wrong way
1/16
2018
@BennettWebber @Variety And congrats on the Jags!Big thanks to the city of Lincoln. A great city full of great people, you liberal elites!Tonight I got high and really enjoyed the music at a Jimmy Johns
1/15
2018
@mccarthyredhead @RealJoeNamath Dude we were just watching this same episode today
1/14
2018
LINCOLN! Me again. Gonna be on 104.1 KIBZ The Blaze this morning to tell you all to come to the show THIS SUNDAY at… https://t.co/PuYw84DYi6
1/12
2018
Doing a very important show THIS SUNDAY at Zoo Bar in LINCOLN! @Adam_Newman and @Bradthecomedian will be opening!… https://t.co/k6mDqIZ42Z
1/11
2018
I loved "Roseanne" but FUCK Roseanne https://t.co/wkTTlKd9JV
1/9
2018
heyLA @ucbtla Sunset 8:30pm tonight @karaklenk hosts @IanKarmel @jackiekashian @TimJDillon @NicksTurners @DannySolomonn & more
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1/8
2018
The real question is, what will the cast of Orange is the New Black be wearing tonight? #GoldenGlobesThe Jags could trade for Alex and then win a Super Bowl, if the @chiefs are thinking about new ways to hurt me @GamblingPodcast @seantgreen @KramerCentric Sorry, can’t trust you after you picked the Chiefs to win
1/7
2018
Watching football is great if you’re turned on by hearing Denis Leary yell at youI’m tired of people telling me to “take that in”. I read it, it’s in.BREAKING NEWS: Our constitutional system relies on a Congress with sufficient integrity to check a tyrannical or cr… https://t.co/6BHvMhp8VS
Retweeted by Danny SolomonI hate Donald Trump more than anyone but Bloodsport rules https://t.co/2pRFZYWy34
1/6
2018
No matter what you do, people are going to make fun of you when you die
1/5
2018
🥑LA: We’re back for our first show of 2018 this Monday 1/8! @karaklenk hosts @IanKarmel @jackiekashian @TimJDillonhttps://t.co/qo39Bd7VDM
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1/4
2018
Makes you wish we had the balls https://t.co/W5ZNgfzJ8X @imandyhaynes Just the eyes really!Forget the person, just the face. @imandyhaynes? https://t.co/HRX0e61k5N
1/3
2018
YES! Please keep thinking stuff like this! https://t.co/OXlWGjzapgSt. Louis! Kansas City! Omaha! Lincoln! Next week, me and @DannySolomonn are coming with balls on. https://t.co/kUF3boYZZN
Retweeted by Danny SolomonNothing, absolutely NOTHING, is more important in 2018 than taking the US House from the GOP, and beginning the end… https://t.co/OFiV7PIfvg
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1/2
2017
Oh, because you’re a joke that 2/3rds of us hate every day https://t.co/tqrgeTJWqDIgnore all polls. Register. Get a friend to register. Get a non voter to promise to vote. Stay in touch. Get all y… https://t.co/SElLHaOLTk
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12/31
2017
This whole thing, JEEZ https://t.co/AEiIkz6sHr
12/30
2017
This is inaccurate. It’s millions, in over 400 cities. I’ll prove it: RT if you’ll be protesting if Trump tries to… https://t.co/DKu4SuODNF
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12/26
2017
@jessepopp You got yourself exactly what you wanted!Phew he’s still dumb. Xmas 2018!!! https://t.co/AZwms6CUjd
12/25
2017
Can’t wait to see this fuck bitch try to rebrand himself for the midterms. Whatever he says or does, we’ll never st… https://t.co/20r2qqUPHaHAHAHA are you shitting me? Oh right, you’re always shitting me https://t.co/4uQ3nMbkodHollywood is so fucked that horrible men were doing whatever they wanted to women for years but Richard Gere lost his career for gerbiling
12/23
2017
@BillyWayneDavis You too! That was before I decided on this ruleI’m happy to say Merry Christmas to everyone, but just know what I really mean is fuck you
12/22
2017
The Cryptkeeper was a FRIGHT supremacist“Alright alright all wrong.” -Depressed Matthew McConoughey
12/20
2017
Smokin hot show in Arcata tonight!!!! https://t.co/1pCt3eZpkF
12/16
2017
Listen to this album from one of the best comics in existence or kill a kid, your choice https://t.co/9dVpfi325P @TheMikeLawrence Also https://t.co/gwL5K6LNKt
12/15
2017
Rewatching Roseanne and really appreciating how fuckin sick the guy playing sax in the credits was
12/14
2017
All Democrats need to campaign on a Second Voting Rights Act: automatic voter registration, restoring voting rights… https://t.co/MuDmqr74zy
Retweeted by Danny SolomonWhat, so you can’t call a dumbfuck an idiot? https://t.co/lppGuNFo5WOur tweets did it!!!!!!.@realDonaldTrump OK, this one’s really REALLY gotta hurt https://t.co/dxq61WiKRh
12/13
2017
@CNN @jaketapper Thanks J! @jaketapper Please post that Ted Crockett interview immediatelyheyLA @NerdMelt 7:30pm tonight @evermainard @momowelch 9pm @megangailey @NonProfitComic @ItsJakKnight @AmberSmelsonhttps://t.co/6abyYHPp7j
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12/12
2017
Moore fans know he did it and don’t care, but at least this’ll make them feel a little weird about it https://t.co/nstIKbRYfu
12/11
2017
Start your week right w/ @anthonyjeselnik @kylekinane @LangstonKerman @DSGermain @DannySolomonn & @caitlindurante T… https://t.co/d5ioRL0eAY
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12/10
2017
Ok, enough worrying about who these people are going to vote for or what they think. Let's work on getting more exc… https://t.co/APcaeBz3Uk
12/9
2017
If Beyoncé actually talked to you you would freak out https://t.co/LjMXylo1IV
12/7
2017
RT this until it drives @MooreSenate insane. https://t.co/GH5QJDRwRJ
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12/6
2017
heyLA @ucbtla 8pm tonight @pyhtshow @cameronesposito @RheaButcher @solomongeorgio @AlisonLeiby @DannySolomonn @irene_tu @CasualVelvet
Retweeted by Danny SolomonWhy did you let Trump in there? You look like cucks https://t.co/C1igHaHYDx
12/5
2017
December 12th we're taping a special @NerdMelt ! Great line-up, grab your tickets here: https://t.co/380IhKNX1Q https://t.co/iIjKJENdeU
Retweeted by Danny SolomonIt annoys me that reporters shouting questions still call him "Mr. President". How about "Hey idiot!"It’s like America is a giant office and 38% of it is the shitty guy @weismanjake Who knew the entertainment business was worse than we already thought it was?EVEN THE GODDAMN OPERA??? https://t.co/ST9l1MU4ZkNovember 6th, 2018. Mark it down, 33 Senate seats. 435 House seats. 14 governors. Get your IDs, your social securit… https://t.co/iO3SbiaxX1
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12/4
2017
Maybe we could all marry Prince Harry and get the fuck out of here
12/3
2017
Ok fine, you got your money. Now get rid of Trump for fucks sake
12/2
2017
.@realDonaldTrump Have fun at golf motherfuckerCongrats to @ChrisLaker who picked the perfect day to have a great set on Kimmel!UPDATE: Democrats just offered an amendment to ensure corporations use their tax savings to raise employee wages at… https://t.co/pT3TDfTVvt
Retweeted by Danny SolomonDr. Seuss would’ve written one hell of a kid’s book about the shit we got going on right nowOh yes! You think it’ll work? https://t.co/Qzxw0nILKV
12/1
2017
@welchjay I’ll always be a Vito J Bruno manDonald Trump is a dickless suckbag and I’ll vote for any politician that says exactly that
11/30
2017
Reminder: there are 52 Republican U.S. Senators. Just one, @JeffFlake, has endorsed Doug Jones over Roy Moore. https://t.co/MAfB6hgKWc
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11/28
2017

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