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Writer for Comedy Central, FXX, Nickelodeon, TruTV, MTV, JASH. SAT: 1450

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Joined Twitter 2/25/10


@DanWilbur There are real fancy restaurants in the Midwest, Dan. Get your liberal head out of your cuck assMy issue today is getting money out of politics. I will tweet about it once, and this is that tweet https://t.co/yyfNSgj7MG
4/26
2018
Come to @HollywoodImprov tonight for Click Bait at 10pm. Last 3 shows sold out and were great. Don't miss this one… https://t.co/t1EWpXtKMm
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4/25
2018
Trump trying to hold Melania’s hand reminds me of Pepé le Pew chasing a bewildered Le Cat. https://t.co/ZlhbtAJDuH
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4/24
2018
Voter registration deadlines NEXT WEEK: Arkansas (4/23) Kentucky (4/23) Georgia (4/24) Oregon (4/24) Nebraska (4/30… https://t.co/LdYRCjm078
Retweeted by Danny SolomonWhy can’t he spell that? https://t.co/uB9C5LH3vo
4/21
2018
@JoeCarnegie Still goodAn analysis by The AP shows the nation's six big Wall Street banks saved at least $3,590,000,000 in taxes last quar… https://t.co/TLS5FUTFFU
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4/20
2018
@danfromLA Sorry buddy https://t.co/3OzVoKI5MpU UP?: A group of teens get a mysterious text asking if they're up. If they are, they DIE.DON'T @ ME: A group of teens discover that if they end up in someone's mentions, they DIE.Spent the morning coming up with some Blumhouse movie ideas. Please forward. SPIN THE BOTTLE: A group of teens pl… https://t.co/hm29WhdVftHouse Republicans are trying to impose work requirements on food stamp recipients. They've clearly never been poor.… https://t.co/wcyb9Pxcl0
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4/19
2018
Gather your whole family around a crackling fire and crank up the dusty radio because my album, The Great Backsby,… https://t.co/fy02AFaX3M
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4/17
2018
FYI: The deadline to register in order to vote in an upcoming election is 29 days before the election. The registra… https://t.co/HYr2e58ivJ
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4/14
2018
None of this ever seems to matter, I am told https://t.co/oJgYLiBvWa
4/12
2018
@dave_thomason Totally dudeReal talk: Federal elections today aren't about who is most qualified for the job. They're not about the right expe… https://t.co/sVE5F7M2Eu
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4/10
2018
@Adam_Newman This is the type of dude who ends every open mic set with “whatever, fuck you guys”
4/8
2018
Robert Dean is one of my best friends, and the baddest bitch in comedy. Buy his album today, listen to it, think ab… https://t.co/x8vNhSrQRl
4/5
2018
@IAmEcw No maybe about it! Thank you!
4/4
2018
What? https://t.co/99KZxzolkHIf all that happened today was Trump’s marriage got worse, I’m cool with that
3/26
2018
This year @dish has fucked me during the Super Bowl, the Oscars, the NCAAs and later today the Stormy Daniels interview. Folks, Dish sucksIn 2016: 70% of 18-29 year olds DID NOT vote 60% of 30-44 yearolds DID NOT vote Only 38% of 45-64% did not vote &… https://t.co/zDEI2yjFyX
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3/25
2018
"So I understand it's gonna rain tomorrow..." https://t.co/nDDGZWSiv3
3/22
2018
Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.” Me: "Cool, sounds fun!"
3/21
2018
“As an intellectual, I believe that the teenagers who are trying to not get shot at are acting like human shields” https://t.co/Chx2Y2LUpe
3/15
2018
@imaliwaller Great idea, mix them into an ultra-sandwich
3/11
2018
Love this idea. Maybe wear armbands with little Rs on them https://t.co/fiBvY14K3Q
3/10
2018
“Kirk Cameron sweeps the Schmoscars” https://t.co/XKT87nMXEO
3/5
2018
And I’d still rather let MS-13 pour acid in my eyes than have to move back to Kansas https://t.co/dINoUuob7k
3/2
2018
@seanoconnz @natefernald All JewsMore guns should take care of it https://t.co/r344HaPtIi
2/28
2018
Yeah because have you noticed the old people are trying to keep all the money? https://t.co/ZoACoJsXkD
2/27
2018
Trump's probably out in one term, but even then he's set this country back 20 years. So by that math, I feel he owes us 16 years in jail
2/26
2018
Sorry dude, we all kinda agreed on this one https://t.co/32kyPvS6ia
2/25
2018
@EliBraden Dude HALF of fuckin CPAC wants him to shut the fuck upAre they allowed to air two people 69ing like this? https://t.co/nnEccf1DsV
2/24
2018
@Chiefs BOOOOOOOOOOOOOI wonder what President he might've got this from https://t.co/dejsLIEmqp
2/23
2018
@IanKarmel They're definitely pissed that we're top-3 funniest groups on earth @IanKarmel Seriously what's with everyone and the Jews?This man has brought shame to the name Scott Peterson https://t.co/VqYZ8LX6mCOk so it's ultra cool, determined teens against this crusty old nutbag. I'm feeling good about this matchup https://t.co/JlRbcwJkLBThis is literally adults vs. kids. NICKELODEON PREDICTED IT!If I had to guess which of my old teachers would be best at diving into a shootout double-wielding automatic shotgu… https://t.co/Ghp6XjegEQ
2/22
2018
This isn’t difficult. This is easy. Everyone in the country just needs to stop fighting, come together and embrace all my ideas
2/21
2018
@dongattack The ol Heller spoonerism
2/20
2018
Boy is this guy racist https://t.co/VK2NhbDqYB
2/19
2018
Guess I gotta throw out all my Hanna Schygulla films https://t.co/k8dbbfxaFf @seanoconnz You sure? Let’s ask a MilleniologistYeah Milllenials! Team up with us 30-39 year olds and let’s take down these dumb fucking geezers! https://t.co/lC5cl3gDIw
2/18
2018
.@FLOTUS is kind of a cuck
2/16
2018
This is a great book about school/workplace shootings and how much they really have to do with income inequality, i… https://t.co/em0SCKHBCAI don't think so Tim https://t.co/VT0cwSn8wzFriendly reminder that if these shootings in America bother you, maybe don’t vote Republican anymore https://t.co/S27rgeB92I
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2/15
2018
You don't care about this. Or wife beating, child molesting, election hacking, rising Nazism, climate change, pover… https://t.co/RdQgmX1ekK
2/14
2018
The one time I try to be positiveOur Cartoon President is really funny. Does anyone else who gets the Showtime free preview wanna talk about it?
2/13
2018
This woman was physically dragged from the microphone after announcing how much money West Virginia’s politicians g… https://t.co/eupUSKFv3Z
Retweeted by Danny SolomonTake a listen, this is the only podcast I’ve ever been qualified to do! https://t.co/5ktolKhfHm
2/12
2018
Remember: Feb 12th is the last day to register to vote in #Pennsylvania's special election in #PA18. You can regist… https://t.co/fciybT6MdA
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2/11
2018
PHEW! https://t.co/YzvAcogs0w
2/10
2018
This is an important time to talk about this WH and whether they value women. Because, consistently, their actions tell us they don’t.
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2/9
2018
THIS IS A HUGE DEAL TO ME https://t.co/cTUT4CajWgI CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS https://t.co/IzyxhozttY
Retweeted by Danny SolomonI could see hating the guy, but not what he’s saying. I’d vote for anyone who said this, even a dog who barked it https://t.co/h8IoC9nD4HIt feels like Democrats are being coached by Jeff Fisher
2/7
2018
Nick Foles is about to George McFly Gisele tonight #SuperBowlWhere was the Jerry Van Dyke hologram? #SuperBowl
2/5
2018
Moments ago, @PRyan deleted this tweet after we told him just how out of touch he was. Show Paul Ryan what you thin… https://t.co/eZZb6Eovvs
Retweeted by Danny SolomonI wonder if our rapidly declining education system is the reason for how stupid everyone is @JoeCarnegie @piersmorgan 👍
2/3
2018
.@RepDevinNunes is in real danger here in #CA22 - if you have been waiting on the sidelines to see if this race is… https://t.co/m2tVIXDzr5
Retweeted by Danny Solomon @imandyhaynes Ok now you sound like a divorced guy
2/1
2018
To all the haters out there sayin I wasn’t circumcised https://t.co/aMpjxzmPPg
1/31
2018

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