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Danny Solomon @DannySolomonn Los Angeles, CA

Writer for Comedy Central, FXX, MTV, Nickelodeon, TruTV, JASH. My album “Genius” is on ITunes, Amazon and Spotify. SAT score: 1450

559 Following   1,423 Followers   3,918 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/25/10


Black driver pulled over by Milwaukee County Deputies. Driver asks why the Deputies have their guns on him. White D… https://t.co/VlugV8KiDS
Retweeted by Danny SolomonMore like Dull Objects
8/20
2018
BREAKING: Randolph County in Georgia is considering closing 7 of 9 voting precincts during the midterms on Nov 6th.… https://t.co/M7u6Nlx5We
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8/19
2018
What’s your dad’s fart move? Mine always says it was a cough @kyleayers I needed that real bad
8/18
2018
Who gives a shit https://t.co/VSjMJiBkcUThis year I attended a protest, called Congress and voted in a local election all for the first time JUST because I… https://t.co/hrryTf2spRBecause over half of people in Congress are millionaires. Because Peter King refuses to listen. Because our kids de… https://t.co/TxlTz4SBlc
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8/16
2018
It's like a real-life Pizzagate! https://t.co/A2XmVcsi9QThe “middle class” tax cuts have failed to materialize in any meaningful way. Even under low unemployment, wage g… https://t.co/s1BAdohyuR
Retweeted by Danny SolomonRepublicans are trying to ram through Kavanaugh’s nomination, setting his hearings for 9/4—but thousands if not mil… https://t.co/OY8tsGnXcV
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8/14
2018
There'd be no real winners there! https://t.co/SKHZ0SCXkNHey KC, do you hate Jews? Because I might need to warn my sister and mom https://t.co/uBWQS2eCR5
8/10
2018
Slovenia's not sending their best https://t.co/36oQl93ueyOne good thing about not being rich is that you’re on the cool side of the class war
8/9
2018
@dannysummertime Not lookin good for us!Should we all quit? I mean, I’m not gonna be the only one who does, that’s career suicide, but I’m down to pick a d… https://t.co/innQP35moC
8/8
2018
"It's time to remember that universal college, education, trade school, a federal jobs guarantee, exploration of a… https://t.co/A3lKn00Yso
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8/6
2018
@SenSchumer Then maybe quit the long game bullshit and hold him out until we vote since we know that strategy totally worksI feel like we’re going to have a big stupid debate soon about whether or not a President can go to jail. Of course… https://t.co/2QIeQz5VfS
8/4
2018
@NealStas It's the only way we can acknowledge how fucked up the NFL is while still completely buying into their product!
8/3
2018
EVERYBODY STOP LYING https://t.co/2i5T4meWWE
8/2
2018
WEIRD https://t.co/YPIfwVcok4
8/1
2018
WTF? https://t.co/0ifSxqDehT
7/31
2018
No one could be worse at leadership than our parents' generation. Straight butt https://t.co/RPBPy8FkKTHello. I'd rather fight for universal health care than tax cuts for the 1%. I'd rather protect asylum seekers tha… https://t.co/DBdXxEYqTL
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7/30
2018
I bet if this goes to court, Cohen’s pulling a Frank Pentangeli
7/27
2018
@RheaButcher https://t.co/4A1kfgiovZ @RheaButcher Big fan of this tweetThe purging of nonwhite citizens from voter rolls is an escalating national crisis. https://t.co/eLUX54iEvj
Retweeted by Danny SolomonSo goddamn correct https://t.co/d5mkSAc276
7/26
2018
The fact that Sean Spicer’s book tour is just people shitting on him is a rare good thing going on right now https://t.co/dHjcHZy7aU
7/25
2018
Congrats to @PatrickMahomes5 on getting the KC Chiefs starting gig! Good friends doing cool thingsNow THAT sounds affordable https://t.co/d90RZwplKeI'm fine with giving farmers welfare, I'm not some kind of stupid dick who doesn't care about helping struggling pe… https://t.co/WyAsCFcnfNI have a show I want to sell, it’s basically Nanette, except it’s my act but the length is the same
7/24
2018
ALSO NOT GOOD! https://t.co/UrJQPutVJONOT GOOD! https://t.co/N8XhmPWp02 @rosshyzer You still gonna go when she's asleep?FACT: The Trump tax cut isn't helping working Americans Our community, our nation, deserves better We need a plan 2… https://t.co/RAo4Y4Qa4D
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7/23
2018
Republicans were willing to add $1.5 trillion to the deficit in order to pass a giant tax cut for rich people and b… https://t.co/Wr6Fl79ZB5
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7/21
2018
Read this, and really wonder why the current Republican Party should be allowed to exist https://t.co/kNJCMITUjb
7/20
2018
Is there any other way to read this than GOP systematically undermining America’s national security and aiding Vlad… https://t.co/SMgOyJhSLe
Retweeted by Danny SolomonLet's not forget how everyone in right-wing media are attention-craving fakes who will do or say anything https://t.co/08iipnOgwoIf Republicans in Congress are really concerned about Trump's performance in Helsinki, they should demand he releas… https://t.co/sLG4u0cKHG
Retweeted by Danny SolomonBREAKING: @RepSwalwell and I just made a motion in House Intel Committee to subpoena the American interpreter durin… https://t.co/wDgdYg26IQ
Retweeted by Danny SolomonNEW POLL: Republicans only want things their way and don’t care about anyone but themselves, and they’re stupid… https://t.co/zcEjkGK5mWDonald Trump is the fucking Jerry Rice of pissing me off
7/19
2018
I hope these people are made to suffer under a decent, human Democrat President as the majority of us have suffered… https://t.co/rwZVTXJRQlHere is what Democratic Party should focus on for 2018 & 2020 - it's something @Ocasio2018 said that resonated so m… https://t.co/zTX86J4VQq
Retweeted by Danny Solomon @realDonaldTrump Fuck man SO MANY PEOPLE don’t like you https://t.co/P5VKfupnab
7/18
2018
No it isn't. He just danced for a second, everything is still terrible https://t.co/jqtRbLiSJ4 @barryrothbart https://t.co/rfIHZKEwPW @barryrothbart It’s way past time to confront our dadsTrump looks like a bitch and so does everyone who voted for him. Sorry Dad.
7/17
2018
@paradigmshifte6 I have! Some are nice, but they sure can ignore a lot of evil shit if they personally are happy. H… https://t.co/R8m7gFe2RX @paradigmshifte6 Nope, just Republicans right now (and suck my butt)I'll be doing this. Phone banking and donating. And I didn't vote as recently as 2014 because back then I barely gi… https://t.co/0eLAGTorud
7/16
2018
(slurp) https://t.co/QMTNOdjvMf @AdamSchiffCA @POTUS What’s up with this guy’s taxes?
7/15
2018
And have Hillary piss in their mouths. Then we’re squareThe sad truth is putting Trump and his whole family in jail would tear the country apart, so it can’t really happen… https://t.co/Dxx7Ifrw5f
7/14
2018
Satisfying companion piece to all those "white people calling the cops" videos https://t.co/VDwljLtrnZ❗️Some children detained may be US citizens❗️ ❗️People asked to pay for DNA tests themselves❗️ ❗️People asked what… https://t.co/t2qmFp6Q7V
Retweeted by Danny SolomonA compelling moment on @donlemon https://t.co/G2F8Y1z6Ds
Retweeted by Danny SolomonMy deepest sympathies to all affected https://t.co/gmffAnwNmq
7/13
2018
Yeah but neither side cares about making Democrats happy https://t.co/aRE4PxMztcRep. Gutierrez completely destroys GOP LIE About Peter Strzok https://t.co/xKX7S3aurJ
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7/12
2018
Immigration reform is the most important policy goal, but a change in policy alone won’t fix the countless document… https://t.co/WeCWBDfI8W
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7/11
2018
📣 The Trump administration created this crisis, and it's on them to reunite each and every child with their parents… https://t.co/VDSmuVnKWH
Retweeted by Danny SolomonWhen McConnell refused to hold a confirmation hearing for Obama’s Supreme Court nominee and demanded to wait until… https://t.co/S9iFe4gzTC
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7/10
2018
@EliBraden @JoelMcHaleShow @joelmchale These are great dude!
7/7
2018
Wow, what a measured and civil statement. Exactly the mood all us voters are in. Donald Trump will get right on thi… https://t.co/3X1xok3NmE
7/6
2018
@Nicwesterfied Shawnee Mission West! And that doesn’t sound weird at all, have you seen twitter?
7/4
2018
@weismanjake Wow that’s Jewy
7/1
2018
Every Trump voter: https://t.co/Cfj6tyek0S @alicewetterlund Rebrand!Let's all go to this rally tomorrow! I'm for sure going because I'm very angry and when people ask what I did durin… https://t.co/p3HY5akOHP
6/29
2018
Grillmaestros this Saturday, come by and I'll make you a ballpark frank! @NonProfitComic @lizadye @seantgreenhttps://t.co/n0ADa5v8JR
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6/28
2018

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