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Software Engineer at @Vendini. Backend developer, iOS Developer. Curious, techy, nerdy, geeky

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Joined Twitter 10/2/09


Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks https://t.co/IEoy10cgxW
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8/20
2017
@Ocramius a crowded community! :PLinux Load Averages: Solving the Mystery https://t.co/nvBpMvlnvf
8/12
2017
This is probably the most British reaction to a car accident I've ever seen https://t.co/bVMRjb3pjT
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8/5
2017
The most powerful person on a team is the person who controls the airconditioning settings
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7/30
2017
Rest APIs are REST-in-Peace APIs. Long Live GraphQL. https://t.co/Z63t4pDrED
7/24
2017
@taylorotwell is there an issue or anything to look at it?from @sogrady - "SOA" was driven by vendors, "microservices" by developers: which is why latter is doing better https://t.co/TZBVcGbi7d
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùOK, this isn't bad https://t.co/cMpjke3AID
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùWe’ve taken that 500.000 lines C++ code and compiled it to WebAssembly. It’s beautiful and actually fast. Try it:… https://t.co/Hc5JqaEaVZ
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7/22
2017
Starbucks should really make their APIs public. https://t.co/LN5gV9nIPX
7/13
2017
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7/2
2017
@mikeal This tweet recalls to me the direction of a popular php framework :-)Most common anti-pattern among Developers: making choices based on speed of initial development rather than ease of debugging.
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùMake everything easy to delete. Not extend. Not improve. Delete. https://t.co/QotlqkWvO5
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6/25
2017
How to speed up developers: * Give them one task at a time to focus on * Avoid context switches * Cut meetings * Avoid interruptions
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6/17
2017
The Art of making software https://t.co/YW5PV2fRHw
6/13
2017
Omg I'm laughing, he dragged him to hell and back 💀💀 https://t.co/U2ta9NHHd6
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùJust clearing this up ... Why we make tickets #agile #devops #softwaredevelopment https://t.co/oVe0soRMeQ
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùThe @PSPDFKit team is at Apple's WWDC this week and working hard to add drag & drop to PDF Viewer for iOS. We love… https://t.co/6yESsWpgyP
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6/10
2017
If a junior developer accidentally destroys production on their first day, it's *your company's* fault, not theirs. https://t.co/GCYWwBdRIy
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6/4
2017
Typical development lifecycle! 😂 https://t.co/jk4sTypQeM #TGIF #thecodinglove https://t.co/CdPywoAXt0
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6/2
2017
New blogpost: "Eliminating Visual Debt" https://t.co/bwqFTULPgB
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5/31
2017
It's time to bring your real hands into sessions! @Oculus Touch support has arrived in vTime! #VR https://t.co/IJTsraV89H
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùMy daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream... https://t.co/4v8Gjb9riv
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùHow programmers unit test over time https://t.co/6JaSj5nrWi
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5/27
2017
When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂#WannaCry https://t.co/H7SIFV5WKl
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5/20
2017
@joseph_silber @laravelphp what about data without validation? it's returned as well?2 unit tests. 0 integration tests. https://t.co/FpForNhhyi
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5/6
2017
😂😂😂 https://t.co/4tgZ9mZXLD
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4/30
2017
git commit -m "fixed clock bug" https://t.co/ImptKP91tM
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4/25
2017
The problem with software development: https://t.co/DzvPkB91e1
Retweeted by Daniele Orrù @steipete good, maybe we can ditch our in-house "testflight" (UI web-app and ipa signed by in-house certificate :D)
4/22
2017
"If you don't have their email address, they're not your customer" is a lesson that people keep relearning the hard… https://t.co/5nxsUcq0CM
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùPHP 7 Virtual Machine - https://t.co/CvKse1sh8e
4/17
2017
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4/16
2017
Future of the Doctrine project, https://t.co/MIJL1n3YLL. Interesting follow up :-). cc @hoaproject
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùAll internet arguments ever https://t.co/bJqedf2bHO
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùHow to talk to programmers :) https://t.co/BAAU5B9yG9
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùiOS 9 use is now at 7.5%. https://t.co/fGvn2U6wua https://t.co/hMO1RSRx6X
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùCheck out the new #blackfireio profile visualization mode: the Timeline! A new way to find #performance improvements https://t.co/GghejgGNvo
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4/15
2017
"How do you make programmers work 60-80 hours per week?" https://t.co/HxiKuejAqv
4/9
2017
My kinda relationship goals https://t.co/OhHhxUDUdo
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùRT @iamelgringo: When you suspect your UI designer might have lied on their CV.... https://t.co/agQyJhYE8v
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùLifetimes of popular cryptographic hash functions https://t.co/pRGUwLkhGz https://t.co/F3FbWx3Pla
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4/8
2017
Nothing says Brexit quite like the Union Jack upside down tied to some bins. #BrexitDay #BrexitBins https://t.co/afG0RUDUGD
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3/29
2017
Great post from @jdgraffam about why he buys (and then improves) SaaS products. Such a smart strategy. https://t.co/K8pMHhEHmA
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3/18
2017
The Unofficial MySQL 8.0 Optimizer Guide - https://t.co/eVT3uSeblG
3/13
2017
Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! https://t.co/L3kngBR8Oc
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3/11
2017
Definitely not lazy (It’s almost bravery) https://t.co/pCzFYBuj1H https://t.co/UOW9P7TRwH
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3/4
2017
PHPUnit 5.7: Time: 7.47 seconds PHPUnit 6.0: Time: 3.47 seconds Same test suite of 4266 unit tests and 11088 assertions #phpunit
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2/5
2017
"When you type a mixed return type in your API, you are showing your users the middle finger!" — @Ocramius #phpbnl17
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1/28
2017
Wait... what!? #Inauguration https://t.co/zs8rx1MjMc
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1/21
2017
This job posting 👌 https://t.co/FprMAnLcir
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1/15
2017
This is the closest I've ever come to falling for a Gmail phishing attack. If it hadn't been for my high-DPI screen… https://t.co/w7NSUAFt8q
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1/11
2017
How to ask good questions - https://t.co/mDHsjphsxK
1/2
2016
+ is a valid char in email addresses + is a valid char in email addresses + is a valid char in email addresses Stop rejecting it, webdevs.
Retweeted by Daniele Orrù @elonmusk Finally the right one. https://t.co/2fspGMUoWf
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12/29
2016
This is all shady and unclear: is this just for the JRE? #Java #Oracle https://t.co/H2HwW6Ytyn Also, @Oracle, you are a terrible company.
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùJavaScript frameworks benchmarks https://t.co/Tv8RLLanQl
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12/17
2016
For two years, criminals stole sensitive information using malware hidden in individual pixels of ad banners https://t.co/2KnXapYFUT
12/10
2016
Client-side validation https://t.co/NS7iK1zI7n https://t.co/Vlli4a6W02
Retweeted by Daniele Orrù#PHP's experimental JIT branch is currently 54% faster than PHP7.1. We are in for another huge performance jump in our next major release :)
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12/8
2016
As a programmer, my job is to translate complex, multifaceted problems into Google search queries.
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12/3
2016
I give up, we’ve reach peak engineering: https://t.co/t4PRYPg04E https://t.co/EiivSjXcPO
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11/20
2016
“The code I’m still ashamed of” by @BillSourour https://t.co/5zWWnL5kUbAmo scoperto ‘sta cosa quanno che Alvaro s’è addormito co ‘a faccia su ‘a tastiera: https://t.co/GZZHQRzbcd
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùStanding desk hack level 9000. https://t.co/bMPg47kUMW
Retweeted by Daniele Orrù"What order should the months go in?" "I don't know... alphabetical?" https://t.co/zLckKGJ1Io
Retweeted by Daniele Orrù"Google scale" never ceases to wow me. 30k devs, 800k builds a day, 150m test cases run each day. More from @mmeckfhttps://t.co/cxCdUUnMsb
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11/19
2016
LOL. Software testing types: Hammering nails. Lage image https://t.co/Gn2m1irTsN #programming #devops https://t.co/ZirABsAk4j
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11/18
2016
@steipete (not relevant to your tweet) Your next customer?! :D https://t.co/oXGT8CSX2j
11/16
2016
I am in tears 😪😪 "I'm Muslim and people call me terrorist. Do you trust me? If yes, hug me." https://t.co/wWPcx3Ccmu
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11/13
2016
.@getpeid please read my experience with the @oneplus warranty service. This is something you should know about. https://t.co/VBjij81Nd6
Retweeted by Daniele OrrùCare for an interesting read? Here's a Zelda: Wind Waker graphics analysis starting with the ocean… https://t.co/TCDNBVtKyJ
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11/12
2016
QA is not a phase... @ingvald https://t.co/06BpGc1YVf
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11/6
2016

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