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Old Man Yells at Cloud

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Joined Twitter 3/2/09


@amconmag Lol good try guystwitter leadership shld b asking self: how long are people willing to stick w/ a service that makes them feel awful… https://t.co/poXDEuHOKu
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @PSUBarstool The same kind of callous disregard for other humans that gets you a Joe Paterno/Sandusky combo. Those people should get fucked. @ForkSocialLab It's pretty bonkers. There is probably not a world in which I don't buy it but hopefully the seller… https://t.co/OTmI6tuZfr @cjam @monteiro Is this a protest quit or a Twitter's outlived it's usefulness for you quit or some combo?Somebody is selling the copy of Aldous Huxely's Leda that was inscribed from my great-grandfather to his mistress 😂… https://t.co/unRxXyPgTrIf you're a man unsure of what to do to support women right now in your daily life (beyond, like, not sexually hara… https://t.co/O6vIKzamUX
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @russms It's a fun enough meme! But I don't need 141 from Matt Yglesias.Unpopular opinion: 1 like 1 unpopular opinion is a bad ratio & results in too many tweets and also we should all delete our accounts
10/16
2017
Respects to Halt and Catch Fire which wrapped last night. So much love for this exquisite, resilient, humane show no one watched.
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @mdudas My complaint is stupid since it's more about lame BI/Techcrunch puff pieces in general but I'll read the more substantive stuff :) @mdudas this reads like an ad. like, cool! but i've learned fuck-all about this company other than people like it and work a lot.
10/15
2017
@suss2hyphens that ain’t how other bases are defended tho @AdamAxlKoop @sbell021 All your tweets are you complaining about other people’s tweets I think you might be the lame old man @JamesHasson20 @Popehat Except that’s not really what’s happening here, is it? @dankowal123 @chancetherapper Lol good job dan read 0 books and ask famous black folk to teach you stuff @JRMjunior1 Everything about it, honestly. @JRMjunior1 the offense is a nightmare @RLenziCMG Everyone still is @___JordanBarnes @DanWolken lol @FolmsbeeJeff @mekosoff jeff take your 41 followers and go home
10/14
2017
@Varun @jsmilovitz You are free to be your allbirds hatin’ self now @tristanwalker @KristyT @karagoldin But probably splitting hairs needlessly here. This is the kind of false choice… https://t.co/YEbeNyTRkm @tristanwalker @KristyT @karagoldin Yeah I just figured if your values have an ethical inflection at all would seem… https://t.co/VhrCC42T90 @tristanwalker @KristyT @karagoldin You think a jerk can legitimately share your brand's values (to the extent a br… https://t.co/4YYEsq5EM5For @jemelehill & @lessdoggg https://t.co/y9BetbidPw
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @ForkSocialLab @Bourdain @pattonoswalt @beezy_melt that's very nice of you to say publicly. thanks, christine! https://t.co/Har0OoM7qt @Bickfor2 @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @elizmayerle @ampersteph 18-65 LEGGGOOOOOOOOOOOO @jeitoapp It's not power. It's a burden. @jeitoapp No but that's on him and forcing a woman to be the sacrificial lamb is bullshit. @jeitoapp Try having more than a shred of empathy for someone who is clearly one of 10s or 100s of women he treated horribly @jeitoapp Bc these cases are notoriously hard to prove and traumatic to participate in for the victim @jeitoapp In part! Bc men like HW make it clear they will ruin your career. Bc the justice system favors the rich and powerful. @jeitoapp Because it’s fucking obvious why many women who are raped/harassed/assaulted don’t go to the police and y… https://t.co/52ch39IUAd @jeitoapp Go fuck yourself @JRMjunior1 @atprasad Oh, I read it as a subtle admission of phone sex addiction. @andreasilenzi @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @ampersteph Was reliably informed by Reddit dot com that cooties pop up agai… https://t.co/tmFIqLzgMD @Bickfor2 @ampersteph @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi This stuff is so hard that I am trying to make sure I meet as ma… https://t.co/4IxSacyHav @russms Nerds also love to shout OPEN WEB whenever anybody registers a complaint against FB, Twitter, etc. @Bickfor2 @ampersteph @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi 27-39 (35), tho I haven't been out with someone older than 37 or… https://t.co/30dotdr8aZ @MikeIsaac Maybe a slightly sneaky tense thing? Do they still hire journalists?No USMNT in the World Cup? Get ready to hear where a lot of people studied abroad.
Retweeted by Happy HealoweenNobody is under the illusion that Twitter can’t do whatever they want. We understand what a private company is, you… https://t.co/rJTtfeaByJ @markcwebster @ERoundtable @techstars Maybe you were only getting the Gold Membership DRM'd advice and didn't know… https://t.co/f6YDGuOv6gtwitter's cool cuz u can tweet photos of concentration camp ovens & pics of ppl being lynched but the f word is wha… https://t.co/p71SWwjAlN
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @gblakeman Lol yeah. Tell me more about this offer! "CALL NOW!!!" @markcwebster Maybe this is like the stupid startup version of All Cretans are Liars and Jason is our EpimenidesThat better be some primo advice, man https://t.co/Id7fNT4gbPRose McGowan getting banned is really embarrassing and Twitter's response is going be disappointing https://t.co/k5lyULYyld @DanMcGurl74 @stoolpresidente Good pinned tweet, dude
10/12
2017
this is a solid encapsulation of how SV sees news/journalism: UGC and aggregation drive value, original work doesn't https://t.co/0giKBHQj3O
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump @NBCNews The tireless golfing is pretty impressive it’s true.donald trump is the dumbest kid from your econ 101 survey that was also willing to raise his hand @alicewg For your "LOL"?!Lol. Blocked for 3 skeptical emoji. The Silicon Valley gatekeepers are the biggest bunch of thin-skinned techno-uto… https://t.co/23szlHyndq @alicewg honestly are these people high. what the fuck kind of a statement is this.Instapaper represents the greatest collection of knowledge since the Library of Alexandria!🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/UXTzW3D6Wx @R_Love317 @EWErickson No it’s a very stupid point actually @AdmiralHackbar @richarddeitsch It’s the “+” that really makes this dumb tweet for me
10/11
2017
@ForkSocialLab Glad to be heading in the right direction! @vikasreddy Very American Vandal of them @JulianAssange You the real feminist, Julian.@sunilgulati OUT 👋🏼 #USMNT
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @CaseyNewton @Google I am imagining you need this for an alibi a la that Curb Your Enthusiam murder exoneration t/f? @isaach Too far, guys. Too far. @adamargo @compston I’m sorry :( Can I bring you anything later? Fine Lebanese cuisine perhaps? https://t.co/8pJnEEQIn9 @adamargo @compston Gotcha, will watch & report back. Denver, CO geotag huh? You sleeping at Wally’s a few nights a week?An entire article dedicated to @susanthesquark dragging those who need to be dragged is a great story for me. https://t.co/VWcsBd5NTm
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @its_teek_yall Yes, it is. You're being absurd. If I look through your timeline will I find that every time you cri… https://t.co/3zjrZffDO1 @its_teek_yall @nataliesurely There are plenty of valid reasons for criticizing/talking about a person, especially… https://t.co/aLuhGrSFsR @kcfaul fwiw, i told you the "unity" kneeling was a cynical ploy. he's not actually on the players' side here. @its_teek_yall @nataliesurely huh? it's actually a lot different. are you high? @its_teek_yall @nataliesurely yes actually thatalmost enough taxes and fees on this @Avis rental to make a guy join the republican party and forget about all the… https://t.co/4yhNnCriaR.@nabihasyed has delivered us a brilliant structural analysis of why it’s so hard to fight fake news.… https://t.co/1ElATaxqfb
Retweeted by Happy Healoween @WyattOnSports are you this big of a piece of shit offline or you just doing a thing here? @PadraicMcC i bet you didn't put those read wrinkles in that paper you fraud @FreyDrew @Spiceworks those glass blocks are mesmerizing
10/10
2017

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