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Dave Heal @daveheal Denver, CO

Old Man Yells at Cloud

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Joined Twitter 3/2/09


My 2018 style guide actually says "a game of dodge ball should be rendered as 'Dod G.E. Ballgame,' like a fancy WAS… https://t.co/VlmHjiyy1c @MeghanMcCain Yes @BarrettSallee Thx for setting everybody straight on the rules.
6/24
2018
@Alphey @KurtSchlichter loooooooooooooooooooooool read a book for *once*Whoever feels a "deepening bond to Trump" should be denied every iota of resources, companionship or respect https://t.co/oBP4TLavcj
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6/23
2018
@plragde I think Nick Bilton heard the same and regretted the original tweet :)i'll take "some regrets as dave heal" over "no regrets as war-mongering monster charles krauthammer" any day of the… https://t.co/OyRwBpT2sKWell this can’t be right. Big Cat is one of The Good Ones™️. That’s why so many people I follow, follow him and def… https://t.co/RZ3vazWO3O
Retweeted by Dave Heal @sethmcguire hey zaddy @Varun I feel like not yet on my timeline but I’m excited for the future. I hope the bleak jokes are as limp and un… https://t.co/uqD73ZYYnO @irontestis That’s a real piece of shit thing to say, dude. @Varun that’s Donald trump’s blood @jkempcpa @PaulDees3XChin @jcshurburtt Lol yeah definitely the rallying cry we’ve got tank tops
6/22
2018
@RoteCampbell Go blue @harmophone if only i had been figuratively reported by a bunch of maga millennials living in their parents' basements they might have!Update you also get your account suspended for "figuratively kill yourself." https://t.co/1wgtEvAtLT @jkempcpa @MJK_2313 @jcshurburtt I already said that the answer was no :) I’m not talking about you; most trump voters disagree with you. @jcshurburtt @jkempcpa People whose desire, no matter how impractical, to allow other folks to reap the benefits mo… https://t.co/Z3mEpK2eI7 @arb guy shoulda gone with "hop on a call." less work than jumping. DELETED. @jcshurburtt @jkempcpa People who say "stick to sports" are fucking morons. @MJK_2313 @jkempcpa @jcshurburtt I don't think "all" Republicans actively hate brown people, but that doesn't much… https://t.co/8pSHqa8ZvP @jkempcpa @jcshurburtt And that's fine. These are reasonable policy differences aimed at a good faith solution. Tru… https://t.co/twogtiqpRZ @MJK_2313 @jkempcpa @jcshurburtt B/c the only way Republicans are interested in "fixing" immigration is by keeping… https://t.co/HGAuCCxemT @jkempcpa @jcshurburtt I didn't skip it. Not voting for the man doesn't exempt you from not getting hoodwinked by t… https://t.co/OhdEjHp8Ew @jkempcpa @jcshurburtt Shame on you both. The guy literally created this humanitarian problem and then “solved it” in a shitty inhumane way. @PattiSerafine @KurtSchlichter Seems unlikely but also you’ll go to jail. The rule of law! @InTheBleachers Ah I gotcha. Still, overengineering a weird new system just seems to defeat the purpose. We have a… https://t.co/oL8pe0Bz2N @Javierx0149 @WillParchman Lol at “exaggerated hand extension.” @InTheBleachers Lol this sounds real convenient, too, including the part where if you want to have more than two be… https://t.co/cxEo4JriVv @joelandren listen when the big kid down the block wants to buy your lemonade stand after just one big summer you hear him out @compston “Turned down nine figs bro. #keepbuildinhaving the amount of money that your startup sold for in your twitter bio is really gauche, right? @DeeSmit02087345 Don’t kill yourself dee there are other options
6/21
2018
@parscale “Solve.” Lol. Good one, Brad.
6/20
2018
“Chicago is prepared to let Amazon keep $1.32B of the personal income taxes paid by its workers. Employees would st… https://t.co/EEDs6Qwpmj
Retweeted by Dave Heal @KurtSchlichter I’m def gonna enslave you dude
6/19
2018
@jaredstill @steakNstiffarms lol congrats guy @Nicole_Cliffe phone password get shared by like the second date these days. not trying to drive & spotify if i can help it. @PARISDENNARD It’s a misdemeanor, bitch.Hello, Colorado! https://t.co/fTg33ibMxs
Retweeted by Dave Heal @asanwal it'd be one thing if it was a cynical "we know it's not so we're deliberately hiding the ball" but i think… https://t.co/cwWf88qP1B @asanwal this is one of those things that drives me bonkers from startups. this is a non-zero part of most startup… https://t.co/G2hem5zkWy @asanwal am amazed his offer letter even contained enough information to tell. it usually does. i asked to see the… https://t.co/RkJ3obj2FS @steakNstiffarms None of those sentences makes sense in context and one of them is a single word. It's quite an achievement. @minakimes @EdwerderRFA ed if you want the job just say so, man. @alicewg @Nicole_Cliffe maybe we can vape during the bachelorette tonight. commercial breaks only. @Nicole_Cliffe i bought one as someone who enjoys the occasional cigarette quite a damn bit but also likes fitness,… https://t.co/KzHZSGd5F9This may actually be what gets me to pay for Showtime. https://t.co/VITRtST82K @hfp325 yup, was locked out of my account until i deleted the offending material! @hfp325 yup! assuming some maga bozo saw something else i tweeted and decided to comb through my shit. real weird. @sportsfanatic22 @TheWilderThings @EdwerderRFA sorry who called you a racist? it wasn't me (though i wouldn't be su… https://t.co/BS9G0rExx3 @sportsfanatic22 @LauraLjol2 @TheWilderThings @EdwerderRFA You don't understand how "discrimination" works at all.… https://t.co/Q9GON2iNVs @sportsfanatic22 @TheWilderThings @EdwerderRFA you have clearly been studying those alt-right flash cards, i'll giv… https://t.co/reKdvn8VO4 @sportsfanatic22 @TheWilderThings @EdwerderRFA actually, my man, she was offering actual help by alerting people to… https://t.co/qnuzFtBzGP @sportsfanatic22 @TheWilderThings @EdwerderRFA lol it would be a white dude calling himself sportsfanatic22 who wou… https://t.co/JDfRBvkjow.@EdwerderRFA either doesn't know what "especially" means or he's just as invested in maintaining the status quo in… https://t.co/b7CVpHoFPz @sportsfanatic22 @TheWilderThings @EdwerderRFA Or she could just...advocate for women and people of color like she'… https://t.co/Auh4Oly7df @joshelman They’re sleek but nothing in that article convinced me I should pay 3-5x what a similar generic knockaro… https://t.co/NrVBV1VBjb @ANoWinScenario She has 16k followers and you have a few hundred so I’d say at least a few more people want to hear… https://t.co/chdF51KYvELove me some good sports journalism https://t.co/cjksPHxhTMWith profound respect to some of my comrades who work there, the ACLU does not need more money. It has so much damn… https://t.co/lkj0hoGPqz
Retweeted by Dave Heal @jdeeringdavis Thank you for your service I believe this strongly @Coach_Leach @BobHeaning As everybody else has said you don’t get to claim “just RT’d it to start a convo” about a… https://t.co/fuIY8npWbI @TomFornelli Bush did 9/11? Discuss. @Coach_Leach @BobHeaning You actually do get to look at & analyze the stuff you retweet before you do it. It’s not illegal. @natiwo Microsoft Outlook :::flinches::: @vikasreddy ⏱... https://t.co/XbPo6yFzk6 @adamswales4 @AndyGlockner You don’t realize nearly everything about the way we enforce our laws includes some elem… https://t.co/Yb3S15RCcb1. We have a policy of prosecuting everybody who “crosses illegally.” 2. If you are prosecuted we will separate yo… https://t.co/99Sxm3psRc
6/18
2018
@joelandren Sorry Joel I can only read 5% of your tweets I must be doing goodIt’s 2018 and capitalism is weird https://t.co/7xovSKeWgD
Retweeted by Dave HealElon Musk keeps exposing himself as a bad/bad faith interlocutor and human. https://t.co/pxjvXZ4EIn @xina @plragde IMO any mostly clean wrapper is fair game but the more likely to create a mess it is the more you *s… https://t.co/GqNpZN0EHt @plragde @xina Of course :) @xina If you even walk by my house with a dog I think you should have to clean the inside of my trash bin with a ti… https://t.co/epNO9VSuSC @isaach This was worth the waitOf course that’s the top post. Love my NextDoor Community®️ so much! https://t.co/bFdvl3ne6v @floozyesq Hard to believe being a women online is freeEllen's thread and the one she quote-tweets are both worth reading if you are currently working yourself to the bon… https://t.co/S23X20KHPr
6/17
2018

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