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Dave Heal @daveheal Denver, CO

It's Dave, man, will you open up.

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Joined Twitter 3/2/09


@clareyfrey I am only prepared for .45 GPs worth of exercise but I will do my best @BuckSexton Ok “Buck Sexton” @steakNstiffarms #couplesgoalsthis should take nothing away from @BobSaietta's excellent story, but it is notable how many of the tweets about it… https://t.co/h29sVI8HrE
Retweeted by Dave Healmany men in mainstream media still insist this is a "big legit site." 🙂 https://t.co/47lbFZG5TP
Retweeted by Dave Heal @DillonHinkle94 @TheUrbanEntity @AnnCoulter @JusticeABarrett Dillon wants to see some old jizz I get it manWhen Google, whose U.S. workforce is just 2.5 percent black, buys ads in historically black, rapidly gentrifying ne… https://t.co/bSeeG1DQT7
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9/24
2018
@justkelly_ok 🙋🏻‍♂️I saw two weird bluntsLove a good Donald Trump Jr. + Jon Caldara op-ed double header. Strong few days of barely literate conservative blo… https://t.co/pyb2mFbrI4 @realcoachD101 @DirtyBirds_grid @JeffSpartyjeff @ItsAntWright Both teams are 2-1 and you’re comparing MSU’s loss to… https://t.co/bg4pb9ONkaIn an effort to get me out of my writer's block, the good people at @popula had me do a free write about a day of m… https://t.co/d4vtCyL9nH
Retweeted by Dave Heal @mariabustillos @lilyslynch GOOD COMBO WILL READ (hi lily!)
9/23
2018
@JeffSpartyjeff @ItsAntWright That explanation doesn’t make it betterEd Whelan, like everybody who supports Trump, is a world-class piece of shit. https://t.co/iO4MafsJaN @JeffSpartyjeff @ItsAntWright Dude your handle has your name in it twice. Put the phone down. @JonDough03 @UMichFootball @TomFornelli Good way to spend a Saturday Jon keep yelling at people on twitter about sports @todd_thacker @YahooForde Relax, buddy. @andreasilenzi MAN STUFF :::GRUNTS:::CNN just did an interview with a handful of Republican women and their thoughts on the Kavanaugh accusations and I… https://t.co/bdYxFqv3PO
Retweeted by Dave Heal @tedcruz "Hi, I'm Ted Cruz. Do you abhor justice? Vote for me!" @Varun legit nobody knows but it makes you sound really smart in a tweet. unless you're asking what it is. then you sound mad dumb. @msquinn @_danilo That’s fair! I do think the quote showcases Jack’s still-extant naïveté about technology, which i… https://t.co/Xh6NzIUd3a“TSA-approved lock” is so stupid and grim. @msquinn @_danilo And I just explained my snark! Do you actually think his answer says something meaningful? It rea… https://t.co/6BgOILqpDZ @msquinn @_danilo His statement is total techno-utopian pablum, & not just that it is certainly not "something othe… https://t.co/bhAf4CRz84 @_danilo That’s something, but a great “thesis” it ain’t. @HI_gh_Society @soniagupta504 FACT CHECK: no white men have ever died. @CaseyNewton @WillOremus @Twitter WHERE'S MY FUCKING 10K CHARACTERS TOO, GUYS
9/22
2018
@elmerjfudd2012 @MSNBC Because she was not a sexual predator, among other reasons. Unlike the guy you voted for. Wh… https://t.co/Nk9Ve59iuj @elmerjfudd2012 @MSNBC Or actually most people think bill clinton is also a monster so responding with this graphic is stupid as hell @HI_gh_Society @soniagupta504 More books less math and logic maybe? @elmerjfudd2012 @MSNBC That’s a persuasive argument, you dipshit. @StuDiablo get fucked, stu.sir, i do not believe you. https://t.co/CPEukgYbGoThis is fucking grim. I know a lot of my classmates from law school are depending on this program. https://t.co/aw6QHiZ3HQ @DouthatNYT https://t.co/qTCTtKw3W7 @fishwony It's like 30 people putting out an entire newspaper. And apparently Alden Capital gets to place an article a month too. @elliewing Yeah I mean this screams "editorial decision from the overlords." @xBBx @Inkfacefahz huh? you were called an asshole b/c you tagged someone into a serious post the original poster o… https://t.co/T1ihKBB821the first year i did this, @rachelmillman had the great idea of selling these shirts for charity. thanks to nathan… https://t.co/QmfuvOvSp0
Retweeted by Dave Healdo yourself a favor and (re-)watch demi's annual 🎵ayee-iyyy-ayyye🎵 videos in sequence and then go buy a shirt for c… https://t.co/UBOBohcT7r @markcwebster IF YOU GOT SHIT TO TALK ABOUT ROCHESTER JUST TAG ME NEXT TIME MARK @zacfrmsac @AnxiousPenman @_celia_bedelia_ happy to evaluate your nudes and let you know but on the personality fro… https://t.co/ixjqEjB6jhFuck the Denver Post, man. Not the mostly lovely people who work there, but whoever green lighted this DJT Jr. "op-… https://t.co/q2Yt82ciwP @denveropinion @denverpost @DonaldJTrumpJr Good bothsidesing, team. Congrats on the "op-ed exclusive." @zacfrmsac @AnxiousPenman @_celia_bedelia_ "Women love me" is not usually a statement uttered by men for whom that… https://t.co/R6K3GpAvNw @DouthatNYT Go fuck yourself.The Kavanaugh news cycle has reminded me of something I almost forgot from high school. I wrote about it, and the d… https://t.co/2zjUCmvcfh
Retweeted by Dave HealSince the president is glibly tweeting about how Ford surely would have filed charges if her alleged attack was "as… https://t.co/L7jZ3dfmfg
Retweeted by Dave HealUpdated my Ed Whelan, Zillow Detective explainer. https://t.co/leHjd4hwRG
Retweeted by Dave HealEd Whelan: Good morning, tweeps! I would like to propound a theory in which a sexual assault *may* have been commit… https://t.co/GpO0NG94RIGonna likely spoil the last social network I mostly love. Time to go outside & make some meatspace friends, I guess. https://t.co/wo0mX8nstLCollect a bunch of likes from your subtweet and move on, shithead investors remaining unaffected bc “the community… https://t.co/iuevzGuyjuJust once I’d like to see one rich vc call out another rich vc for behavior they’ve deemed bad enough to label “soc… https://t.co/8xa8x9vdMv @EdWhelanEPPC You’re a real dingus
9/21
2018
This country sucks and is getting worse https://t.co/06ATULhkxG @adamargo This is the good shitWomen for Kavanaugh tonight at MSG! https://t.co/YhompBDnQMpitch: kony 2012 but this guy https://t.co/FicBuhqp40
Retweeted by Dave Heal @ZarbaNotZorba @nhannahjones @MattWelch you're doing this wrong, karen1. Breaks up with girlfriend. 2. Quits job. ... 3. Profits? https://t.co/YlnsZZhfH4 @isaach i'll bring you warm nuts and unlimited alcohol in economy class for $4k hmui swear to fucking god i don't want my house or my car or my gottdam toaster listening to me i'm gonna move to the… https://t.co/5io6HvoHh4 @joelandren good luck ever knowing what the weather is, joel[jerkoff motion so large it can be seen from space] https://t.co/fxtxbYC2Jj
Retweeted by Dave Heal @isaach $8k?! Is that the Sydney on the moon? @mgsiegler @mhiszem I'll likely do the same. Max isn't a ton bigger than my current 8 Plus but I also am not wild a… https://t.co/jX3pAdKuF3 @mhiszem @mgsiegler I suspect b/c it's bigger. @mattgist might i recommend "mavis beacon teaches typing." great program for all ages.have learned a lot from chamath in the past but a tweet in which you call reports about your shitty management "fak… https://t.co/O7tO4v8ejn @UMichLawAdmit Hi friends! The list says "coulder, co” for the two "boulder, co" dates. Which, having lived in AA f… https://t.co/iw4n2jCrQL @dispositive @maudnewton Would you recommend this or his fiction as an intro?i think im anti-slack in the workplace now being hard to reach is a feature not a bug
Retweeted by Dave Heal @BarrettWilson6 @jiatolentino Lol Barrett "free speech"Linus Torvalds has always been an enormous asshole & I would not be surprised if he's stepping away b/c there is so… https://t.co/DNOd2uweFp @jamieofthenorth Heaven Girl is outstanding. And am jealous of all the time you've saved saying "IT" instead of "Silicon Valley." @clareyfrey ty for that reminder. i saw that at one point and did a lot of chuckling. this was my dose of Internet… https://t.co/thnwoqEha0has anybody so consistently used a dumb joke name for a tv show or movie such that you forget the original name of… https://t.co/r9cdUSvIbC @sethmcguire @united seth talking about "elite travelers" https://t.co/osI9lqFAzl @Varun Noted🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/WVpykxeAGT @southstands303 @JakeDMarsing You like the GoFundMe health care economy? I’d like not to roll the dice. @tariqnasheed @briebriejoy @goodopinionhavr @LewisAshon "looking at you sexually"??? you are being (are?) a real creepy asshole here, tariq.
9/20
2018
@ForkSocialLab @rachsyme YOU ARE👅👅💦💦 https://t.co/fQ1GBmIZBf @adamguettel it's not "suspiciously timed." he was just nominated for a lifetime appointment on the supreme court. @soulfoodscholar @NEHgov @cohumanities the tie tuck instead of the full tie over the shoulder is a pro move. one da… https://t.co/EbHnqhmNDKyou "don't think it's necessary"?! lol. guy, you're in a relationship with another entire human. if you're doing it… https://t.co/fMA53C2fDAi remember being a stubborn dude in my 20s. am very glad some people helped me grow out of this. "my girlfriend wou… https://t.co/Tv3V0D8tuIhelena's newsletter is great and i really enjoyed this essay pushing back on "i'm marrying my best friend!" https://t.co/Id8k7rLS54getting laid off sucks but having to be "made aware through clarification" hours after layoffs are announced in the… https://t.co/rOKJ95Yvk6Maybe he just didn’t know his phone could do short messages? https://t.co/zgrpY759SV @JRMjunior1 Two doesn't seem like enough...Must. Not. Yell. At. Dumbos. On. Facebook. Must. Not. Yell. At. Dumbos. On. Facebook. Must. Not. Yell. At. Dumbos.… https://t.co/YsFtyRP9pM @meeshellen As a tweet salesman I can tell you that you should always strive to exceed your quota. @mattgist @1Password i'm a lastpass user but seriously this has been such a pain in the ass and i'm super happy about his update @compston @TwitterBoulder GIMME DEM TOMATES (btw, you should make these if you run out of things to do, it's outsta… https://t.co/T53qZJvZuuCompanies should be fucking falling over themselves to hire Sonia and instead they're letting the fear of cowardly… https://t.co/b96oN3BeNcWe're hiring an Outbound Sales Lead at Umbrella to build out outbound calling, street teams, and other programs. Gr… https://t.co/bXmRSY2B5Q
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9/19
2018

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