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Dave Heal @daveheal Denver, CO

Old Man Yells at Cloud

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Joined Twitter 3/2/09

@chamath rockets and saving the environment are cool but call me when he builds a marketing automation platform wit…
@TimRMeyer @MattDoyle76 @realDonaldTrump Snowflake? Tim you seem to be the *very* white one. @laurenschutte I think I have him blocked, or muted. Or both. @clareyfrey it me, as they sayLmao
Retweeted by Dave Heal @themouthmatusow You’re a bozo dude
Retweeted by Dave Heal @clareyfrey "You just started working there so it feels early to love people! Therefore it must be great and will you hire me." @clareyfrey Already?! You hiring foul mouthed tweeters or whatFirst night of hannukah…is lit.
Retweeted by Dave Heal @laurenschutte sometimes, even in 2017, the tweets are good @clareyfrey @savvysarahjane what's a "g-nip"?sadly can confirm @andreasilenzi That Yankee candle/intermittent fasting combo really gets great results @davidplotz I’d guess this cuts down on peeing on the rocks?I wish I loved anything as much as these people love the Buffalo Bills
Retweeted by Dave HealEvery now and then there is spectacular art on Twitter. Behold, the master thread. Truly wonderful.
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@nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi @ampersteph Bc I already had my Twitter-free vacation before this and love t… @nickhansenMN @Bickfor2 @andreasilenzi @ampersteph [sex joke] (no but seriously good news all around love is real) @jaguyton @TomLoy247 Says who? @ForkSocialLab @ZagatDenver Never putting on pants again fuck society long live gelatoone of the untarnished bright spots of the past few weeks has been watching @Passionweiss and co. successfully figh…
Retweeted by Dave Heal @lilyslynch But then I had one crushing disappointment and have subsequently reevaluated for all sorts of reasons not worth going into here @lilyslynch And idk what neurotypical is but happy to join in the pile on YOU'RE PROBABLY GUILTY @lilyslynch This is a whole convo, obviously, and I now go out on dates with people I haven't done much messaging w… @jeffbercovici I think Conway's in a demonstrably better position to be throwing his weight around too. Nobody's go… @jeffbercovici They're deflecting in a really shitty way @jeffbercovici Sure but often people have info they feel is credible but not legally actionable, or in this case it… @jeffbercovici It's bad @lilyslynch full disclosure: that was a paid advertisement from #teammute @lilyslynch I still struggle with this a bit b/c there is something viscerally satisfying about smashing the block… @lilyslynch (Also likewise one of the few good things twitter did this year) @lilyslynch we are splitting the bill I am not “one of those” lily @lilyslynch But also would be happy to field all “help me plan my bachelor party” DMs on your behalf from @/IiIysly… @lilyslynch Jason calacanis and I are taking you to dinner and won’t take no for an answ...sorry fuck I’m sure this… @CaseyNewton @DannyGroner Will check it out! Mostly haven’t found an app worth sticking with but do like the idea o… @BrandonBJustice That’s really fucked up. Was it “sign this non-compete or you’re fired”? Or was the language hidde…
@BrandonBJustice Missed the 60-day timeline the first time. Just curious what they gave you in exchange for signing… @BrandonBJustice Did you cover what/why you signed elsewhere? Was it a separation agreement that gave you a severan… @ericajmoss EAT SHIT OTHER LADIES THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVEN @ericajmoss lol Erica did you sabotage the other two ladies by telling them it was novelty sweatshirt attire and th… @CaseyNewton @DannyGroner Congrats btw! Always fun to find something that helps/works. Still using the app?say what you will about Macklemore but that cat can really rap @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @ampersteph @Bickfor2 It feels like decidedly not your business even still IMO. But curious what others say! @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @ampersteph @Bickfor2 For the avoidance of doubt my answer is no obligation but also don’t say anything either @nickhansenMN @andreasilenzi @ampersteph @Bickfor2 No. You def don’t have all the information required to know he’s… @jaguyton @TomLoy247 What are you talking about?
@blakereid Blake this was a very good tweetstorm :)WFH can be hard with all those distractions @ericajmoss Thx for update @umhoops Yeah but there have to be like a million teams right? @sethmcguire @harmophone Ok I will stay here but something about this doesn’t feel right @lilyslynch Maui! Found a cheap ticket here or Honolulu & this seemed more my speed. Tho have been told I'd also have dug Kauai. @lilyslynch Am in Hawaii so less late than it seems :) @lilyslynch FWIW I was imagining we’d each have a bed-closet in Jason’s place “Upstairs, Downstairs” style @lilyslynch THEE (GENTRIFIED) PARKSIDE @lilyslynch (Also when you disappeared from twitter I thought you had blocked me for DMing you a playlist that was… @lilyslynch I’m just saying we could run Jason’s podcast empire together and I’ll do all the stuff you don’t want t… @lilyslynch ICYMI 👇🏻 @lilyslynch I’ll do the podcasting and “fun times” if you take killer gear, production and video. Or whatever I jus… When doing a big treason, don't track changes in Microsoft Word.
Retweeted by Dave Heal @richarddeitsch He’s not anywhere new now this is all out of the weasel John McCain playbook dude isn’t *doing* shit @JeffFlake YOU VOTED FOR THE TAX BILL THAT WILL MAKE RICH PEOPLE RICHER AND POOR PEOPLE POORER THROW YOUR PHONE INT… @klwg @alicewg That's my favorite Jonathan Safran Foer book too!
@isaach How do you know?! Do I have to “tune in next time”??? @harmophone I vote @sethmcguire @mdudas @alicewg Seems like a totally different statement :) Your version seems right on, particularly in b2b software. @mdudas @alicewg But also b2b prob selling into larger corps, more ossified power structures dominated by men, so t… @Houckadoodledoo You're a monsterOoh Clay Travisreality show Big Brother except it's Seth Abramson, Louise mensch, and Eric Garland and a few other terrible opportunistic know-nothings @alicewg Extremely white and extremely male is the name of the escort service I was asked to join at the David Ramirez show, I think @daveheal This strikes me as an extremely white extremely male version of entrepreneurship
Retweeted by Dave Heal @alicewg Yup, precisely.I mean maybe it helps? But "have to be"? Demonstrably false. @TravWeav Ok we get it now stop being an asshole on the internet @steakNstiffarms eric clearly owns one. not fair. @woodardj Other than on paper it could be mistaken for a south londoner saying "brotherhood" I quite like this port…