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The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/12


@askvirginia @princessharold #CrestGoals 😉 @princessharold @askvirginia beautiful, no? Can’t take credit for that, but it does hang in my den as the Jackal family coat of arms.
8/12
2016
“I want all these edited, printed and on my desk by FRIDAY 5PM, Hackett!!” https://t.co/Wj1MHNhtUy
8/4
2016
EXCLUSIVE: this @gruber interview on Business Insider is amazing. https://t.co/si5xj8DCBC
7/25
2016
BREAKING: white cars found to be real source for melting polar ice caps. That heat has to go somewhere. #blamecasey https://t.co/ujX1iT987f
7/19
2016
@caseyliss All those titles will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. https://t.co/NQpGZv1J4T.@atpfm @caseyliss Your chatroom jackals are letting you down. How is e177 *not* entitled “Pain in the Buttery”?! Much disappoint.
7/8
2016
.@marcoarment @natehouk @caseyliss After syncing my iPod over the analog audio port, my music sounds sooo much warmer!
7/5
2016
A lot of public discourse comes down to how angry we are about how angry someone else is about something that hasn't happened yet.
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7/2
2016
.@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies They don’t call him “HAWTdogsladies” for nothin’!
6/28
2016
@BenRiceM @imyke can’t wait for the commercials for that. “gents, do you suffer from LowPow?…”. @hotdogsladies thanks for letting all of us play in _your_ treehouse for a week! https://t.co/dQVpIQnPIi“What you don’t know about @hotdogsladies — or maybe you do — is that he’s one of the best at liking people.” 🎯 https://t.co/B3QQKTv1Et
6/18
2016
.@cgpgrey I claim plausible deniability for any stifled “squeee!” you may have heard in the halls of Moscone Center.
6/17
2016
#WWDCgoals progress: ☑️ @hotdogsladies ☑️ @imyke 🚫 @tiffanyarment (😢) ☑️ @viticci ☑️ @ismh ☑️ @lonelysandwich (!!) ▫️ @siracusa ☑️ @jsnell😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/bnY7xuUYuxCurrent status: recovering from a @lonelysandwich sighting!!! @tiffanyarment funny - that’s the reaction I have when I see me too @jxpx777 I didn’t know you were here! Going to Gruber’s shindig tonight?#WWDCgoals progress: ☑️ @hotdogsladies ☑️ @imyke 🚫 @tiffanyarment (😢) ☑️ @viticci ☑️ @ismh ▫️ @lonelysandwich ▫️ @siracusa ☑️ @jsnell.@marcoarment in a button up shirt, now @BenjaminBrooks using a messenger-style bag?! All my heroes are dying! https://t.co/spfQ9qEcQSThanks to @ismh & @imyke for making a fun RelayCon & thank you to everyone for coming https://t.co/0Dm9QDtnzT https://t.co/FHHL1Hod0t
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6/14
2016
TIL @hotdogsladies and I break Snapchat face swap @chrisltd No really! they’re actively blocking all cellular access!OMG! @cgpgrey takes the stage at @_RelayFM Con! <image redacted>.@settern speaks for the truth about the new  Music UI. https://t.co/5zGjwsxgC4 @tiffanyarment you got it @tiffanyarment oh yeah. I predict a Top Four episode on shirt shopping? https://t.co/i2RIjBzfUHSo proud of these three. https://t.co/ViyMiRU00v
Retweeted by Dented Meat @tiffanyarment FYI — there’s a guy at @_connectedfm live masquerading as @marcoarment wearing a button up shirt.So handsome! https://t.co/FmiLWhOquw.@_RelayFM Con: it’s happening!! https://t.co/sku4SbINtuHeaded to @_RelayFM Con! Be sure to say hi and let me know how underwhelming it is to meet me in person https://t.co/9psTRzfqB0 @caseyliss @marcoarment some one actually rang a bell!!Whoever rang the “File System” bell at WWDC is my new hero. 🛎In my imagination, Tim Cook is backstage right now warming up by shadow boxing like Ali.@imyke spinning tunes for WWDC keynote? CHVCHES playing now.
6/13
2016
@imyke @viticci @ismh looks like I’m staying in the Podcasters Suite for #WWDC https://t.co/D7orbxV7zv
6/12
2016
/chips tooth mere hours before departing for WWDC. As you do. 🤕
6/11
2016
I’m trying to raise £ to send iPads to Barefoot College, India, training women as solar engineers. Can you help? https://t.co/xbnuCyZ0dK
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6/5
2016
Jiminy! I actually acquired a ticket to @thetalkshow Live! https://t.co/xs7VqhnarE @hotdogsladies @gruber “Hey, Dingus, show me The Thing.” “Here’s The Thing” https://t.co/jee1j98A9N @tiffanyarment oh noooooo! You and me are gonna have words, @marcoarment. #SoAngry @siracusa @viticci I’m sorry, John, I’m afraid I can’t do that. #JACKAL5000#WWDCgoals@hotdogsladies ▫️ @imyke ▫️ @tiffanyarment ▫️ @viticci ▫️ @ismh ▫️ @lonelysandwich ▫️ @siracusa ▫️ @jsnell @johnvoorhees will you be in SF during WWDC week? @hotdogsladies @johnroderick #WWDCgoals?
6/4
2016
The Incomparable is live in 30, talking about X-Men! Listen at https://t.co/h53L4UACK4 https://t.co/a6HeLV133n
Retweeted by Dented MeatFor those saying it doesn’t work, Tap & hold the “Ping iPhone” button to fire the flash. https://t.co/ljzsBEzcmE @caseyliss @_connectedfm you’re welcome ⌚️🔦.@viticci better bring extra luggage to hold all the mixtapes everyone will be giving him while he’s in SF. https://t.co/dyd9N6w47Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/cMxKwzzEHH @jxpx777 Gotta drive those adoptions numbers somehow! @AppleMusic.subscriberCount += 1 @jdalrymple I’m getting it south of the border as well. The struggle is real.The Smith’s come up on rotation and my first thought is “I wonder if there’s a @hotdogsladies cover of this track?”
6/1
2016
.@reneritchie “Eddy Cue, Apple SVP of Software and Services, reacts to Steph Curry’s decision to remove Connect from his  Music tab bar”
5/31
2016
@_DavidSmith @ismh already missed tix for @_RelayFM show and with my luck probably @thetalkshow as well 😥
5/28
2016
.@atpfm pardon my 🤔 during e171 segment on  acquisitions when Mr. Tumblr/Instapaper/Magazine asks “why don’t they stick around?”
5/27
2016
@dloehr ooh! I like the cut of your jib, sir! @GlennF @moiseschiu @jsnell @jsnell @moiseschiu @GlennF I could tell you, but then my Time Remnant would have to kill you. 👋🏻 @jsnell You take that back! You take that back right now! @moiseschiu @GlennF
5/25
2016
@bhansmeyer @marcoarment @9to5mac Is this the year the audience openly boos  during the keynote if there's a 16 GB option?
5/21
2016
live music: good food: good friends: good live music+food+friends: BURN IT TO THE GROUND! People get upset about the stupidest things.
5/20
2016
@tjluoma Get in line, buddy. @hotdogsladies
5/11
2016
@sensibleworld indeed! It’s a prized possession which I’ve been keeping out of direct sunlight in a hermetically sealed container.Leaving the den for the first time in 5 years for #WWDC. #TribeJackal https://t.co/H6iabDxTs7
4/24
2016
@siracusa you should contact @jessiechar about getting a hotel ticket for WWDC week from her block.@viticci 🇮🇹 Fantastico!! 🇮🇹
4/22
2016
@_RelayFM @siracusa @imyke @ismh “Sale has ended” 😱😧😭
4/19
2016
.@ismh @marcoarment @dowdyism @schiller that shirt that @imyke is wearing ❤️❤️❤️
4/16
2016
@hardwick @hotdogsladies for the love of all that’s holy, why the Hufflepuff haven’t you two been on a podcast together?!????
4/2
2016
.@hotdogsladies Prequels?! These are not the @siracusa’s I’m looking for @marcoarment @siracusa what prequels? It’s a trap!!
3/13
2016
Inscrutable in the most delightful way, I mean. https://t.co/MHxUCuYEShHaving met my heroes IRL I can attend that @hotdogsladies graciously tolerated me & @siracusa was inscrutable. https://t.co/UJNQ1DHiP3
3/11
2016
@chockenberry @marcoarment that explains the sign in your old neighborhood stating “THIS ISN’T THE CHOCK BLOCK YOU’RE LOOKING FOR”
2/24
2016
@tjluoma @cgpgrey don’t forget your change…
2/23
2016
@swilliams the only correct answer is “My stomach”
2/15
2016
.@johnroderick @hotdogsladies it’s obvious that you’re very independent & don't conform to the latest trends. Tell Frank Constanza hi for me
2/11
2016
★☆☆☆☆ Clearly this doesn’t pass the @siracusa Death Star Scale Test. / @hotdogsladies @RecDiffs https://t.co/BwzEMnteeD
1/31
2016
@cgpgrey All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
1/30
2016
@hotdogsladies I think you're thinking of Ps/4 @speno µTorrent. It was probably being used on the corporate network for purely professional reasons, right? 🤔Pro-tip: double check your Dock before sharing your screen in a company-wide WebEx 😂 https://t.co/MDYBYHZWhc
1/29
2016
@AmyJane @marcoarment #BlameJonas
1/21
2016
After hearing @RecDiffs s01e17ts40:56, I want to start a movie review podcast with @hotdogsladies called “I Watched the Whole Thing”
1/20
2016
Mannscaping: The Origin Story https://t.co/TGXLIcwtEG
1/19
2016
@imyke I think that tweet exceeded your carb allowance for the month
1/16
2016
@imyke @drdrang @danbenjamin that Batmobile! 😳😍What’s the over-under on how long before @imyke mistakenly attempts to sharpen his  Pencil? https://t.co/z4mCCFwZDo
1/12
2016
@tjluoma @imyke Silly, TJ. Analog(ue) clocks don’t go to 13.
1/6
2015
Punching a wall of shattered glass would be a more enjoyable experience than dealing with Stooge Corp IT. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ ━┻
11/17
2015
@imyke 😰😬
11/8
2015
Forget jet packs & flying cars, it’s 2015 and we STILL don’t have a live chat room for @thetalkshow! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ ━┻ https://t.co/SiLJW5gafQ.@dwiskus I think you're thinking of “Zenyatta Mondatta”
11/4
2015
@ismh @_@ 😱
10/30
2015
Stooge Corp’s latest innovation: CorporateITImplementedAsAMarkovChainAsAService 😕🔫
10/29
2015
@moiseschiu I think you’re thinking of “Gremlins 2” https://t.co/Rxwezxu0He
10/28
2015
@ismh * batteries not includedI fail to see why these should be mutually exclusive choices. 😈 https://t.co/zuEW8ONHSA
10/15
2015
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