The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
live music: good food: good friends: good live music+food+friends: BURN IT TO THE GROUND! People get upset about the stupidest things.
@swilliams the only correct answer is “My stomach”
.@johnroderick @hotdogsladies it’s obvious that you’re very independent & don't conform to the latest trends. Tell Frank Constanza hi for me
@cgpgrey All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Mannscaping: The Origin Story https://t.co/TGXLIcwtEG
@imyke I think that tweet exceeded your carb allowance for the month
Punching a wall of shattered glass would be a more enjoyable experience than dealing with Stooge Corp IT. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ ━┻
Stooge Corp’s latest innovation: CorporateITImplementedAsAMarkovChainAsAService 😕🔫
@viticci Hello, friend.
In which case, you only have one problem: men. 😞 https://t.co/f14f2fbVn7
.@hotdogsladies I don’t stream on Shabbos, so only two to seven more viewings for me.
TIL C-Net still exists https://t.co/ScX3m6cVwQ @DentedMeat too soonJoking aside, it is truly scary how much these companies are collecting on us w/o consent. Data = Power https://t.co/UiUZWBziVpWhat if @marcoarment pulled Peace b/c @verge threatened to release their tracking history showing he secretly uses Android devices?😱 #BigAd#TrumpIsVery @jessiechar … and when are they appropriately invasive?.@MaxTemkin @hotdogsladies erm. Soo, you realize you used a non-optimal TextExpander shortcut, right? #VanHœt
Somehow I'm not surprised. 😝 https://t.co/vqdJTl1OZpSaint Viticci in action. https://t.co/GtTqXA78XQ @imyke Sorry to hear that, but we’re so happy to have you back!! @ezystory TIL that 3DTouch’ing the GruberRing is not covered under AppleCare+. @tofias @tofias @CPolepeddi Indeed! I feel SO ALIVE!Where is the dancing Eddy? I WAS PROMISED DANCING EDDY!!! @MKPinNYC OMG! You did it!! YOU CRACKED THE CODE!! 😱 @askvirginia @tofias Indeed. This can’t be a coincidence. @gruber @pschiller http://t.co/IK6Fi0hguv @askvirginia \oo/ O_o \oo/smile, @jdalrymple! you’re on the live stream!
“focus our talent and investments in areas where we have differentiation and potential for growth…” https://t.co/1xzwXfMpVQ
@ismh “Do not eat.”
.@danbenjamin Wait. What was the question?
.@ttscoff thanks! ☺️