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The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/12


@bhansmeyer @marcoarment @9to5mac Is this the year the audience openly boos  during the keynote if there's a 16 GB option?
5/21
2016
live music: good food: good friends: good live music+food+friends: BURN IT TO THE GROUND! People get upset about the stupidest things.
5/20
2016
@tjluoma Get in line, buddy. @hotdogsladies
5/11
2016
@sensibleworld indeed! It’s a prized possession which I’ve been keeping out of direct sunlight in a hermetically sealed container.Leaving the den for the first time in 5 years for #WWDC. #TribeJackal https://t.co/H6iabDxTs7
4/24
2016
@siracusa you should contact @jessiechar about getting a hotel ticket for WWDC week from her block.@viticci 🇮🇹 Fantastico!! 🇮🇹
4/22
2016
@_RelayFM @siracusa @imyke @ismh “Sale has ended” 😱😧😭
4/19
2016
.@ismh @marcoarment @dowdyism @schiller that shirt that @imyke is wearing ❤️❤️❤️
4/16
2016
@hardwick @hotdogsladies for the love of all that’s holy, why the Hufflepuff haven’t you two been on a podcast together?!????
4/2
2016
.@hotdogsladies Prequels?! These are not the @siracusa’s I’m looking for @marcoarment @siracusa what prequels? It’s a trap!!
3/13
2016
Inscrutable in the most delightful way, I mean. https://t.co/MHxUCuYEShHaving met my heroes IRL I can attend that @hotdogsladies graciously tolerated me & @siracusa was inscrutable. https://t.co/UJNQ1DHiP3
3/11
2016
@chockenberry @marcoarment that explains the sign in your old neighborhood stating “THIS ISN’T THE CHOCK BLOCK YOU’RE LOOKING FOR”
2/24
2016
@tjluoma @cgpgrey don’t forget your change…
2/23
2016
@swilliams the only correct answer is “My stomach”
2/15
2016
.@johnroderick @hotdogsladies it’s obvious that you’re very independent & don't conform to the latest trends. Tell Frank Constanza hi for me
2/11
2016
★☆☆☆☆ Clearly this doesn’t pass the @siracusa Death Star Scale Test. / @hotdogsladies @RecDiffs https://t.co/BwzEMnteeD
1/31
2016
@cgpgrey All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
1/30
2016
@hotdogsladies I think you're thinking of Ps/4 @speno µTorrent. It was probably being used on the corporate network for purely professional reasons, right? 🤔Pro-tip: double check your Dock before sharing your screen in a company-wide WebEx 😂 https://t.co/MDYBYHZWhc
1/29
2016
@AmyJane @marcoarment #BlameJonas
1/21
2016
After hearing @RecDiffs s01e17ts40:56, I want to start a movie review podcast with @hotdogsladies called “I Watched the Whole Thing”
1/20
2016
Mannscaping: The Origin Story https://t.co/TGXLIcwtEG
1/19
2016
@imyke I think that tweet exceeded your carb allowance for the month
1/16
2016
@imyke @drdrang @danbenjamin that Batmobile! 😳😍What’s the over-under on how long before @imyke mistakenly attempts to sharpen his  Pencil? https://t.co/z4mCCFwZDo
1/12
2016
@tjluoma @imyke Silly, TJ. Analog(ue) clocks don’t go to 13.
1/6
2015
Punching a wall of shattered glass would be a more enjoyable experience than dealing with Stooge Corp IT. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ ━┻
11/17
2015
@imyke 😰😬
11/8
2015
Forget jet packs & flying cars, it’s 2015 and we STILL don’t have a live chat room for @thetalkshow! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ ━┻ https://t.co/SiLJW5gafQ.@dwiskus I think you're thinking of “Zenyatta Mondatta”
11/4
2015
@ismh @_@ 😱
10/30
2015
Stooge Corp’s latest innovation: CorporateITImplementedAsAMarkovChainAsAService 😕🔫
10/29
2015
@moiseschiu I think you’re thinking of “Gremlins 2” https://t.co/Rxwezxu0He
10/28
2015
@ismh * batteries not includedI fail to see why these should be mutually exclusive choices. 😈 https://t.co/zuEW8ONHSA @faitherina “Edible”
10/15
2015
Call me dented, but Humans > Mr. Robot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/XPPheuNpdOThanks to @hotdogsladies & @theincomparable, can’t stop singing “Bennie and the Jets” as 🎶“Maddie and the Synths!”🎶 https://t.co/XPPheuNpdOUp next: CHVRCHES because @imyke
10/13
2015
@viticci Hello, friend.
10/9
2015
In which case, you only have one problem: men. 😞 https://t.co/f14f2fbVn7
9/30
2015
.@hotdogsladies I don’t stream on Shabbos, so only two to seven more viewings for me.
9/29
2015
This explains why @jdalrymple has been working out so much. He’s the next Batman! https://t.co/IssSnc2p6O
9/26
2015
Thanks to @ismh , I’ve got coffee all over my keyboard, but it was worth every drop. https://t.co/lYiYaWyi3s
9/24
2015
TIL C-Net still exists https://t.co/ScX3m6cVwQ @DentedMeat too soonJoking aside, it is truly scary how much these companies are collecting on us w/o consent. Data = Power https://t.co/UiUZWBziVpWhat if @marcoarment pulled Peace b/c @verge threatened to release their tracking history showing he secretly uses Android devices?😱 #BigAd#TrumpIsVery @jessiechar … and when are they appropriately invasive?.@MaxTemkin @hotdogsladies erm. Soo, you realize you used a non-optimal TextExpander shortcut, right? #VanHœt
9/18
2015
.@PBones indeed! Makes me miss the good old days of being bombarded with ads for E.D. and “Low-T” pills. @cliffom @marcoarment TIL Marco apparently has an evil, French doppelgänger.
9/17
2015
Somehow I'm not surprised. 😝 https://t.co/vqdJTl1OZpSaint Viticci in action. https://t.co/GtTqXA78XQ @imyke Sorry to hear that, but we’re so happy to have you back!! @ezystory TIL that 3DTouch’ing the GruberRing is not covered under AppleCare+. @tofias @tofias @CPolepeddi Indeed! I feel SO ALIVE!Where is the dancing Eddy? I WAS PROMISED DANCING EDDY!!! @MKPinNYC OMG! You did it!! YOU CRACKED THE CODE!! 😱 @askvirginia @tofias Indeed. This can’t be a coincidence. @gruber @pschiller http://t.co/IK6Fi0hguv @askvirginia \oo/ O_o \oo/smile, @jdalrymple! you’re on the live stream!
9/9
2015
@Jeremy_Gibbs @ismh I think you’re thinking of “Meths” 🇬🇧🎩 /cc @imyke
9/1
2015
Help my daughter - http://t.co/gP5naQedo7
Retweeted by Dented Meat
8/27
2015
😶😮😯😳😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/OeutwDvQcd
8/7
2015
“focus our talent and investments in areas where we have differentiation and potential for growth…” https://t.co/1xzwXfMpVQ
7/30
2015
@ismh “Do not eat.”
7/27
2015
@Ihnatko it’s an engineering marvel, but loses style points to Lord Stanley’s cup because winners cannot drink fermented beverages from it @counternotions @gruber I just want to say one word to you. Are you listening? Drones.
7/26
2015
Current status: dealing with people who send screenshots as Word docs. http://t.co/wKcL0Q1dFx @dwiskus I see what you did there..@davidcaolo I think Apple is working on an iBook, but you have to add it to your library one page at a time.
7/22
2015
.@danbenjamin Wait. What was the question?
7/12
2015
@BenjaminBrooks @shawnblanc Great ideas are worth spreading — BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! 😷
7/9
2015
.@tofias @gruber I’m guessing “💩-🐴” is the new “✊🏻🍆” when it comes to shaming websites? @tofias NOPE! @imyke hehe 😈 @imyke Why is your background misaligned? Is that intentional? /cc @ismh
7/8
2015
.@moiseschiu huzzah! I’ve been waiting for this since forever times infinity https://t.co/iDehJRG80S @hotdogsladies @nerdist @StrikerObi
6/19
2015
@jsnell @dmoren @chockenberry @siracusa @caseyliss @marcoarment Someone please tell @lonelysandwich to step into the light
6/9
2015
@jakemarsh Oh, he's very popular. The sportos, geeks, bloods, dweebies - they all adore @gruber. They think he's a righteous dude.Don’t do it! It’s a trap!! 🎂+🎈+🍳+🔥 = 💥😱💥 “@IndoorHeroes: I defy you to watch this for any less than three loops https://t.co/fTOx8HFuKj
6/8
2015
@jamesthomson @tiffanyarment 😭😭😭
6/7
2015
@caseyliss ★☆☆☆☆ I expected there would be more toasters. /cc @neutralshow @atpfm @marcoarment @siracusaFolding Fitted Sheets as a Service #SendHelp
6/6
2015
.@marcoarment InstaConf?
6/5
2015
@jdalrymple you’re the best! @sanspoint Brace yourself—Heineken is coming!Just when I had finally come to grips with not being in SF for WWDC week, my invitation to @jdalrymple’s Beard Bash arrives. 😭😭😭😭😭.@amahnke I think you’re thinking of “I need to lay down.” @moiseschiu @hotdogsladies @ttscoff
6/2
2015
@AmyJane @hotdogsladies “Must be dreaming, I am.” /cc @gruber
5/31
2015
So proud of @erinrbrooks for this. http://t.co/2nsiw9BqvS
Retweeted by Dented Meat
5/29
2015
.@ttscoff thanks! ☺️
5/25
2015
.@reneritchie @ismh They do nawt @sensibleworld the Force Touch is strong in this one
5/19
2015
@siracusa @dmoren TIL there is an emoji for “silently being judged by the @siracusa
5/10
2015

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