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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and supporting equality. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd. https://t.co/rJfJWT9uwX

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


@callummr @TfL 👻 wOoOooO 👻 WoOOooOork from hOooOme 👻 woOooOo 👻 @callummr 😮 amazing! Thank you 😊
11/21
2017
What’s up homies 👴🏻 https://t.co/3wtzdQDFEkEven if you're not an #Arduino fan, I have no doubt this is the coolest thing you'll see today. 😍 Thank you… https://t.co/9VTKxhX7ZA
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreCUT PACKETS INTO PIECES THIS IS MY DEFAULT PORT FRAGMENTATION NO STREAMING DON’T GIVE A PING IF THE SIZE IS EXCEEDING
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @Lizaboo_Ponders Thank you! I’m grey all over now! 😁😁 @Lizaboo_Ponders (It’s not like this anymore btw)#superSaiyan @productoven looool not a fucking chance it hurt so bad on my head I cannot imagine it on my face!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 @Lizaboo_Ponders AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! https://t.co/n29C6r6Fi1Holy fuck bleaching your hair hurts. Don’t do it. #bucketListHey @GNRailUK why are the station information screens in Huntingdon still out of order? Over a week now.Thanks @GNRailUK, I really needed to get in early today. Now the early train is going to get me in later than my us… https://t.co/CvBjVD0r9J
11/20
2017
To whoever labelled all the pegs in the office like art: I love you. https://t.co/vLzMn6TwkL
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11/18
2017
@callummr @productoven oh yeah I fogot you had VR! @callummr @productoven Also, Skyrim should be played in VR now anyway 😝Big fan of America trying to describe a Greggs sausage roll. https://t.co/4h6DXsLFQr
Retweeted by Stuart Elmoreum, noone mention to @Google that @GtechSocial have stolen their logo 🙈This thread on lootboxes is pretty much 100% spot-on. https://t.co/811c1FMkaH
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @GNRailUK It’s 65932 🚈lmao @internetofshit https://t.co/Bdgph3zcMn
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreHey @GNRailUK I think your drivers have got the heating switch the wrong way round. It’s supposed to be *off* in su… https://t.co/ZirdVgQNz3Detroit cops posing as drug dealers tried to arrest Detroit cops posing as drug buyers and then they all had a fist… https://t.co/D81kHUry2P
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11/17
2017
Me at uni: *basically a social democrat* Wise old people: “That’ll change once you get a job and pay taxes in the… https://t.co/U1CE7wqYlC
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11/16
2017
I continue to hate life hack Instagram with all of my heart https://t.co/mNWQcp0DCj
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @IanMmmm @AWS_UKI @AWSSupport Yep, from AWS CM. Will do. They seem to be paused(?) now. Will keep monitoring. Thanks. @IanMmmm @AWS_UKI in my inbox. I used SES to push the original one to an S3 bucket, which I approved, then reset my… https://t.co/x52C9N4qINummmm @AWS_UKI we might have a problem 😬 https://t.co/Ep5terRHL2I feel like not enough people talk about how fucking terrible LinkedIn is. Like even the worst tweets don’t compare… https://t.co/nsPg2T93E1
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @Sips_ Omg dad you’re amazing
11/14
2017
I have a chrome extension that makes all of trump's tweets seem like they were written in crayon. This one is just… https://t.co/pTW6jCOaXE
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11/13
2017
so i wrote a thing, read it https://t.co/ZqdgO5WhZH
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @ABigPancake @JackHowell @MrLeeMason @ftrbusiness @Sulcalibur sorry man I'm in London today! :(It's #EqualPayDay - the day in the year when women start to work for free. The #GenderPayGap is widening for young… https://t.co/8LcfwexJqW
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11/10
2017
People are literally playing Connect Four on my timeline now. 280 characters was a mistake. https://t.co/unO16YgPlm
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @FiverrSupport Turns out I missed the 'u' in support so hit a fake email I guess? Have now forwarded original message onto support email. @FiverrSupport Wow also the support email is out of capacity? I'm guessing this is related! Guys sort it out! @FiverrSupport why can I not submit my requirements for a job? I'm getting a 503 error when the draft is POSTed too. @callummr @mozilla WHAT holy hell I'm jealous 😭 @seanuk wow 😔 that really sucks man. But congrats on the move planning tho!This kid clearly won Halloween this year! https://t.co/zCea9D8SJM
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI'm putting this at the top of my favorite "hacking, lol, what?" list. From this week's episode of Scorpion. A USB… https://t.co/7O8Wr129SP
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorepls donate to my fashion kickstarter https://t.co/BOMUrz0Lj8
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11/9
2017
I didn't have time to write up my Pret review today, but never fear - @digitalgravy has kindly contributed his own… https://t.co/3AjQoN46VH
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @plusnethelp Brill! Thanks Chris! Looking forward to being a PlusNetter! 🙌🏻 @callummr @Pret I can do a guest review of the Veggie / Vegan option? 🥑 @plusnethelp amazing! Thanks - I'll be ordering tonight! Do I need to do anything inparticular to leave BT, other than cancelling with them? @Plusnet hey - can you offer me a static IP if I move to your top Fibre package?The man who wrote the anti-trans bathroom bill just lost the election to a trans woman. Let that sink in. https://t.co/KFEZXSYvMy
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThanks to whoever changed Boris Johnson's wiki page to be a bit more honest https://t.co/1TX8dFGtXd
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11/8
2017
A message to progressive white men: If you make a mistake and say something insensitive in a discussion about marg… https://t.co/nb1mYI9tVK
Retweeted by Stuart ElmorePlease y'all, don't say to a generally anxious person "I need to talk to you about something" and not give any details as to what.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @seanuk can you get satellite broadband? something like: https://t.co/JGiI8ykyBw @callummr yeah but think about how much faster it'd be when you eventually start using Yarn!Why do I have a skullface? Because I once saw 3 mins of Mrs Brown's Boys & had to immediately dunk my head in a va… https://t.co/LDOyFouzuS
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreA M E R I C A 🇺🇸 https://t.co/oxHP3U5pZoUsing #DeepLearning when all you needed was a few if statements. #MachineLearning #DataScience https://t.co/SK3Y9koltp
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11/7
2017
@callummr What. A think this is bollocks. Sent from my iPhone1997: ah cool I can view source and learn to program 2017: building a JS app is more complicated than C
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThat’s not how socialism works, friend. https://t.co/48J6BPhJGJ
11/6
2017
The second thing the build optimizer does is to remove Angular
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore"Hey, can I borrow your USB hub ple... Actually, don't worry about it" 😳 "Intel Inside" - u/The_Ty 👏… https://t.co/XlBcrf4vsD
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11/2
2017
@callummr @Google @Android loooooolDon't use words if you don't know what they median. https://t.co/C1BPi7OJJn
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11/1
2017
Oh my God. Not only is SkyNet self-aware but it’s thirsty for nudes too. https://t.co/K7nkbdB6Rj
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @jdan JavOoOoOscript: ()=>{ coOonst myVar; console.creak(‘spOoOky’); ... scream myVar; }Accidentally revoked everyone's access to Jira and NOBODY said anything for 2 DAYS and I was wondering why they were in such a good mood. ☹️
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10/31
2017
Read the replies. Do it. https://t.co/uGRxNie93b
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10/30
2017
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Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @callummr @reasonml Ctrl + C!!
10/29
2017
@DavidDarnes Hahahahaha! 😃 @DavidDarnes mandatory inception reply: ad-ception! 🤓This is awesome for many reasons https://t.co/7UFMmYRlKl
Retweeted by Stuart Elmoresoup robot DGAF about your soup needs https://t.co/8mRvF3UEBY
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore*Password looks at itself in the mirror* "Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password."
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10/27
2017
@danthat “High interest account” 😂😂😂😂An actual minister said this. Can we read this again? A member of govt admits Brexit's a fantasy they can't deliver… https://t.co/Jh9Y8rKA1R
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorenice nice ni https://t.co/gUtp2cecex
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore“A lot of beginners under-appreciate the degree to which googling things is part of a programmer’s job,” says… https://t.co/07CkLm62RD
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10/26
2017

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