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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


#JPEG #TheDefinitiveGuide https://t.co/s4Xp9eAfJw
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5/30
2016
@seanuk I know but all I have is me and a fork 😔
5/29
2016
@n3wjack here's my pile of them from the last few hours of work. https://t.co/25WZ5NRZCJ @cr3 they all fit neatly on top of each other. Hoping it won't smell bad...FarmVille IRL. https://t.co/JAoF4u3wBY @n3wjack I am planning to grass this area for a couple of trees so that could work... Thanks! @n3wjack oh balls. Thanks for the heads up..@n3wjack yes! That's it! Thank you! 😄 it's completely covering my plots... https://t.co/K010NT5jfL @seanuk yeah beds - spent the last few nights diving up hundreds 😕 @seanuk there's literally hundreds of them like spaced fairly evenly 😕Hey Internet! Any ideas what these are? #lazyweb #gardening https://t.co/kLX0vC6q5o
5/28
2016
The life of a dev hangs in the balance of the error handling of any given library. I'm using KnockoutJS. Here is my last will and testament.
5/27
2016
2016 is no different from WALL·E https://t.co/5pgbPxA3dk
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5/26
2016
@cr3 he looks so cozy! @cr3 glad to see he's sporting his own ticket on the train! @whoatemycrayons 'shopped I'm afraid! @whoatemycrayons take the sweet with the sour. @whoatemycrayons I’m concerned that I read that as “I’m very dressed”… @deanleigh @seanuk well he is an old man... @whoatemycrayons *sniggers* @deanleigh @seanuk hah I wish I was ion the category of 'young people'! Filthy GenerationZ 😛 (I'm a filfy Millenial) @deanleigh @seanuk I was thinking 'enjoy' like you would 'enjoy' Duke Ellington... How you wish to do that is your business 😉 @seanuk how can you not enjoy a saxophone playing ant?! @seanuk "joo-joo-joo-gif"? That's weird. Also: 🎷🐜 https://t.co/IZQjjmMncg @seanuk (Twitter emojis are the worst) @seanuk @_tr 🎷🐜 @seanuk @_tr no, it's GIF!Gif is pronounced like the g in gigantic..
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWhat. https://t.co/L9fMEZwZjf https://t.co/2kXvsWMS6s
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreYes @Atlassian! This is perfect! Exactly what I've been looking for in a CI service! ❤️ https://t.co/AuRJmEuLgR
5/25
2016
This Child's Reaction When She Finally Gets Webpack To Run Will Melt Your Heart
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @craigmdennis I bought a Herman Miller Aeron from eBay for £200 and it essentially cured all my back pain. Really recommend even if 2nd hand
5/23
2016
@alexellisuk hey no sorry I wasn't. I've not yet found a reliable way to do it easily without libraries (is that cheating?)
5/22
2016
when I was on plane I drew a fake plane safety leaflet on a sick bag https://t.co/sN8DHyRDjb
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5/20
2016
@rem yes! Would recommend Private Internet Access."I don't mind being called a 'Firewoman' because I know it covers both women & men. Anything else would sound silly," Simon, 40, Firewoman.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @seanuk ahhh :) Yeah that was my thought too :P @seanuk how do they make money?
5/19
2016
@whoatemycrayons wtf. Who wrote that?! @whoatemycrayons has @whoatemycrayons has it kills them. @rem I was going to write a script to scrape all the content but then I heard they're just morning them all to GoodFood (commercial version)
5/18
2016
Hey rail drivers on strike: we actually cared about the Doctor's strike, not you. Get a grip. None of the public support you. #SNAlterations"To resolve the issue, do not create a user account contains the string "user" on the computer." FFS #Windows https://t.co/laS1SHlV3l
5/17
2016
.@Xbox One has removed the ability to eject the disk from any UI, and you can't use Kinect, so my new cat-proofing means I can't change diskI feel like I have to point out that #RUS won the #Eurovision public vote, not #UKR.Some of the the #Eurovision tweets read like we're live-tweeting the Apocalypse and are really blasé about it... https://t.co/5WMaA3r7Sa
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWell that explains it. #Eurovision https://t.co/MRFChhowFF
5/15
2016
#Eurovision https://t.co/qi57F8Z3AC
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI LOVE EUROVISION https://t.co/ikCyxWzsz2
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreOK, I think Russia's got this. #EurovisionGood to see @robynkonichiwa in some sort of Madonna tribute singing for Croatia on #Eurovision#SirTerry Cheers!I BE A LOOFTAH! I BE A LOOFTAH! THEY’LL NEVER BRING US DOWN #bul #eurovision
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWait, was that an onion #ITA?I think someone at #Eurovision is having WAY too much fun with Premier Pro right now...Glad to see some Java developers getting some extra work as background 'whistlers' in #HUN's #Eurovision track.
5/14
2016
#Kickmen now has a big boring League System in place! It took ages to make, mainly because I kept nodding off https://t.co/G8fqzqdWoI
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreBe careful how you handle it when a child shares their dreams. https://t.co/OwCAdBeiCX
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @annamorrish hey! I've not forgotten about replying to your email, I promise! 😊
5/13
2016
@whoatemycrayons @cr3 @WiredUK holy wow!Behind the scenes on the new Instagram logo https://t.co/WPld3t0rJF
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5/12
2016
So now @GitHub has unlimited private repos for $7/mo I'm quite tempted to move everything from private hosting... https://t.co/yeV2EjrhWyIt is not necessary to denigrate masculinity in order to raise up femininity. Gender expression is not a zero-sum game.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreIceland’s Ghost Planes https://t.co/2BAXVTf1U8 (cmts https://t.co/dhcQ3oDJKo)
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5/11
2016
@NicoleBrooker @LIZABOO_Blog it is? I have an adblocker on ;) I agree on the instant comms, I use it more for sharing my images w/familyI like to add � and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @NicoleBrooker @LIZABOO_Blog Thats interesting, I use FB purely for communication with friends / family and use Twitter for everything else!
5/10
2016
@seanuk hmm. I couldn't even login on the website. @seanuk I thought it was localised to here, but a quick search of Twitter says that there's a lot of people not able to access dropbox atm @chrsmi hahaha :) I'm using Git for all kinds of fun stuff: .ai files / js / word docs / images etc. @chrsmi if you're after versioning go use Git imo. If you want document storage and dont want to host it yourself go for one of the big boys @seanuk are you having outages too?Goddamn I don't know why anyone still uses @Dropbox. Flaky and dodgy past of deleting content and massive outages. Good job. @seanuk hahahahahahaha <3 @seanuk for small-medium size sites/services this can be achieved by separating database instance from static and using something like NGINX @seanuk and of course caching reasons - CDNs are designed for heavy caching from the ground up with ultra low latency @seanuk it also lessons the load for a compute node by prevent it from having to perform trivial processes like serve static files. @seanuk sometimes it's necessary for licensing regulations. All static assets should be served from a CDN for failover + geospacial reasons @DavidDarnes @mike_armstrong @seanuk hahaha true! @mike_armstrong @seanuk why use data-* attributes when classes will do? /facepalm
5/9
2016
On May 25th I'll be hosting an expert hour at @ftrbusiness Peterborough on web design! Drop by! https://t.co/QO3rM2SNLX
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5/7
2016
@liz_e of course :)
5/6
2016
@Sulcalibur hahaha :D I'd imagine that place has long gone :(#justCamdenThings https://t.co/BzQrTT19dqRunning 10 minutes late for work today, but that's ok because I voted. And you should too! #PollingDay
5/5
2016
@VisualStudio thanks! 😊Hello, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn ... https://t.co/EEAQzN3AEc
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @VisualStudio How do we raise bugs or see feature lists in the VSTS core service? We're finding issues and don't know how to tell you.
5/4
2016
Ladies and gentlemen that is why we need to fight for equality and reduce and then remove the gender gaps.representing perhaps point zero, zero, per cent of thought in Australia so she’s safely ignored"who are a very very minority interest in our society, she’s a self declared anarchist way way on the extreme left of politics [cont]WTF. "no I think the average man is doing quite fine, they ignore most of the left feminist clap trap. They ignore people like Van [cont]This is why Feminism needs support. "Femism is essentially selfish [sic]". From a (no longer) powerful man. https://t.co/3i1Qrk2W3cItalian court rules food theft 'not a crime' if hungry https://t.co/sKBoZM1YWF (cmts https://t.co/2CS9lAXiKs)
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5/3
2016
If you ever feel down then watch this video and be instantly happy!! It’s freaking Duck Tales with REAL Ducks!!!! https://t.co/68c3M8qRig
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @Sulcalibur omg that's so amazing!StackBlock – blocks you from copying answers from stackoveflow https://t.co/djpJ5YHMjS (cmts https://t.co/x0vRAWljVV)
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5/2
2016
You got this Travis. #RunAwayWithMeme #RunAwayWithMe #CarlyRaeJepsen #Funny #Owl https://t.co/iZsTwHJagX
5/1
2016
@Joffff @seanuk @whoatemycrayons I'll bring some of my old ones too!
4/30
2016

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