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Specialist in user interfaces, accessibility and interaction and supporting equality. Views are my own. RT != endorsement. https://t.co/rJfJWT9uwX

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


Sometimes, I feel like I'm the variable that's undefined.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore#GDPR peops: there’s a super important part about the rules! • Consent requires a positive opt-in. Don’t use pre-… https://t.co/AUNoHjiKER
5/24
2018
Dear Jr, Developers, EVERY Sr. Developer you know and admire for what they know or can do has spent time this week… https://t.co/TgsuxE3hvr
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5/22
2018
Last one I promise. https://t.co/KlRhDtOmEY
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreBy 35, you should have started more projects than you can hope to complete in your lifetime.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreOmfg they're going to ban doors before they ban assault rifles https://t.co/v0A6QLfGfW
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5/19
2018
shipwreck victims have embraced bits of flotsam and jetsam bobbing in the ocean, and it would be unfair to go pick… https://t.co/iBkOKSlAbS
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAfter years of work, I am incredibly proud to say that today we are officially announcing the Xbox Adaptive Control… https://t.co/zJ584O4VmM
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreEmpathy is definitely a great tool for social engineers. People will naturally help others in need when asked polit… https://t.co/kTThF96VTd
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5/17
2018
@callummr @CostaCoffee Is that just a double espresso?!
5/15
2018
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5/14
2018
Wowzer time flies. 10 years! 😮#MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/GWdJlxKtTG
5/13
2018
@productoven Yeah when you get the hang of it it basically makes needing to use two hands obsolete 😁 @productoven Do you know about the word selection with that too? 😁👌🏻
5/12
2018
Google Duplex: "Hi! Uhm... I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 3." Restaurant: "Sure! What time would you lik… https://t.co/6pdiYtGrfT
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreStupid joke time: - Do you know a good GDPR consultant? - Yes. - Can you give me his e-mail address? - No. /me curtsies
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @JamFactory Does ABBA count as a genre...? 🤔Just. Wow. Please more Glover ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/xQOfvSo5QDI didn't really like Donald Glover's "This is America" the first time I saw it. But after several watches, it's stu… https://t.co/3of2skJ3OE
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5/11
2018
[ closes laptop, mouth agape; walks to the ocean, gently places laptop in it, mouth still agape ] https://t.co/mEBLctMJna
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAN OVERWHELMING SURPLUS https://t.co/q7Sxfy4yuh
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5/3
2018
Shazam, but for people you're talking to whose name you're supposed to know.
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5/2
2018
is this how you network https://t.co/425194zzAp
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4/30
2018
The most unbelievable aspect of the Star Trek universe is that every ship they meet has compatible video conferencing facilities…
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4/26
2018
.@internetofshit if you were ever wondering what your scale and roomba are up to when you're not home https://t.co/s2WmSHOirZ
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4/22
2018
On “respect” and certain power dynamics https://t.co/WHrkOpTcgQ
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4/21
2018
Day 1: > will I be continuing with that whiteboard algorithm I was working on in the interview? > lol no fix that button
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4/19
2018
When the CPU won't fit in the socket. (DON'T do this, in case you were wondering.) Source : Elkim https://t.co/CyIoY5N0ln
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreOk England, look, this sort of stuff was funny for a while and I appreciate the laughs, but it’s starting to get a… https://t.co/IZpSbndQm3
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4/18
2018
What do you mean be "hard coded"? Me: https://t.co/uroRHlSkDK
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWhen your software is dope https://t.co/sSjWefVA9T
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4/14
2018
@productoven @WeAreAmido Wowzer! Hope the UI had a part in that! 😉
4/11
2018
Serverless. https://t.co/uSENtvR7Oh
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4/9
2018
Dear @Twitter I'm not interested in football. Please stop showing me scores and substitute something more interesting instead. Thank you.
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4/7
2018
Here’s a peek at what I’ve been working towards for the past few months. Introducing Retail AR, from Dent Reality.… https://t.co/CTckD37I8E
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4/5
2018
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4/4
2018
@DashlaneSupport Sure will do 😊 it’s Mac High Sierra. It seems to open a tab to https://t.co/w178ueJk34 when I open the Safari app. @DashlaneSupport how can I prevent Dashlane auto-opening a nag screen in Safari when I don't want to add the Safari extension?
4/3
2018
Well, shit. If you’ve grown up in Britain and watch Flint Town on #Netflix you’re gonna see the US police as a comp… https://t.co/RxlDQxqF0wThis is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Props to whoever edited this masterpiece of pure terror. https://t.co/3vbYWEU2IK
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4/1
2018
@seanuk New phone who dis?
3/30
2018
"We should A/B test that" is a really expensive way to disagree.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @callummr @letsenhance_io Hi MAKE_THEM_FEEL_WANTED! We miss you have a cookie.Announcing Not Tonight: A dark political comedy RPG set in dystopian post-Brexit Britain. Coming Summer 2018… https://t.co/aXmTjyJaKk
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore"Alpha Male" the early version of a male, before testing and bug fixes. Unstable and not suitable for the public
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreIf anything sums up #Brexit - it's the Daily Express making my pic of Britain look whiter than it actually is. https://t.co/Jjsa05LYro
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreDesigner: We need an illustration for this CSS book. Artist: How about a Puritan/Amish style woman, just standing… https://t.co/fAqrWfX3Jd
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorepubg, but you airdrop onto an island similar to japan's tashirojima, and your objective is to pat all the cats you… https://t.co/arQ6RQ2Kpf
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3/29
2018
@romanmars the "supported by coin carrying listeners" motif at the end of the podcast - is that a reference to chal… https://t.co/goHbo8PwkL
3/27
2018
I think my cat thinks she’s a fish. https://t.co/uJzEmH5WtI
3/26
2018
@callummr Wow those dark shots are amazingly bad 😮
3/24
2018
this is really very good https://t.co/AlDdHeXoac
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3/23
2018
Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! I… https://t.co/6GnVhGmB37
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3/20
2018
finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes https://t.co/uHAHYfbgd9
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3/11
2018
super interesting thread if you're interested in time and all the weirdnesses that we don't notice / take for grant… https://t.co/Sy1SEDIOcQ @seanuk 😮😮😮
3/9
2018
@callummr My dude.Read women. Cite women. Credit women. Teach women. Publish women. Present women. Acknowledge women. Award women.… https://t.co/tHDnfM3SQO
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3/8
2018
Sysadmin left finger on power button for an hour to avert SAP outage https://t.co/QNXx2oUTa6 (cmts https://t.co/6IDEjX8pbS)
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3/6
2018
I must ask you refrain from using hacker characters when engaging with my content. https://t.co/6mi3SIVAYf
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThis is the most hilarious thing I've read this week. https://t.co/sS30vv0Rlm
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3/3
2018
@Bootleg_Stuff https://t.co/VI0bmjHpmL
2/27
2018
what people think programming is vs. how it actually is https://t.co/fa1tJegZW8
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2/26
2018
Working together with @LevelXProject on a game for #StrawberryJam2! It's going to be a first-person platform/puzzle… https://t.co/0ttXtuDrej
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2/24
2018
Made an SVG animated login avatar, with the help of some trigonometry & GSAP. #animation #UX #gsaphttps://t.co/0AZRWCw258
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2/22
2018
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Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreStarted a new #dnd game last with the opener: "Our story begins in a tavern. The tavern is on fire. Because of t… https://t.co/nsmTLDhj3k
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2/12
2018
@cr3 Nice
2/11
2018
@productoven @Apple Thank you!! ❤️ @Lizaboo_Ponders @Apple 😁😁😁 thank you! @pete_uk @Apple Thank you! It’s a perm - will eventually be moving to the new Battersea office @DavidDarnes @Apple Thank you kindly! 😁😁Bit of news from me: this week I start a new role as part of the Accessibility team at @Apple 😁 https://t.co/mk8aAPmug2
2/6
2018
The media’s coverage of the #FundOurNHS demo has been an absolute disgrace. When an interview with Sean Spicer is… https://t.co/NzKopo996N
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2/4
2018
So 60,000 people attended the #SaveOurNHS march in London today, another 40,000 around the country and not one ment… https://t.co/WlJ7Cn6lX1#SaveOurNHS https://t.co/MJLQyIp7a1 @_William_a_p https://t.co/expb5u7hJZ @callummr Sorry I fell asleep lel. I was on a decorators github page that I found - https://t.co/GPMedPt6WI
2/3
2018

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