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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


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Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAre you beginning to get how this works now? #France2017 https://t.co/1b6N9aupYP
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4/25
2017
@realDonaldTrump when everyone at the party is talking politics and you don't know what to say https://t.co/2XcG7fOuwe
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4/24
2017
This might be the best video ever made by humanity. https://t.co/Ois5dBvfOW
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4/21
2017
REGISTER TO VOTE, they've given you fuck all time: https://t.co/UjlcfuYfE6
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Retweeted by Stuart Elmore18-24 year olds. I beg you on my gnarled and brittle knees; register to vote, and then vote. A solid 18-24 vote will make a big difference.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreSo how the hell do we find out our constituency candidates?! @UKLabour @LibDems
4/18
2017
Really enjoying this time-travel thriller, where a man stuck in 2013 tweets desperate warnings to his 2017 self, wh… https://t.co/ebWnfUXKr2
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4/15
2017
@whoatemycrayons @Joffff @jaymichaelheal That place is amazing! I used to go there back in the Skype days!
4/9
2017
Found a surprising ransomware today: "rensenWare". Not asks for any money, but to play a game until you reach a sco… https://t.co/bfo2lo6o9c
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThis guy is a software engineer, you can tell by his awesome estimation skills https://t.co/mvKSgJ1NMD
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4/7
2017
@whoatemycrayons We can relate - @hoorayhelen bought some "cheap as chips" shower wash from Tesco... https://t.co/1pePcj3ra5 @callummr @Azure @awscloud I presume you didn't want to tell them about all your desire to create a bronies fan sit… https://t.co/b6dLwVDBB3Apple admitted it screwed up, and it's fantastic https://t.co/slrkKaWpjT https://t.co/AAZTVZbQPI
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @callummr @productoven I believe the word you're looking for is touché. @callummr @productoven *sorry *not sorryThis already was a truly excellent tweet but the thread below it somehow made it even better: https://t.co/8R4SgW9APY
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @callummr @productoven me eitherwho else is reminded of Dr Martin Luther King's famously resonant "I have a Pepsi" speech https://t.co/xX5h3it3d1
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAhhh yes how silly of us! I can't believe we didn't know that all social injustices and frustrations can be solved… https://t.co/MPZgyDdeXl
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4/5
2017
.@NandosUK So glad that @TheChiquito have welcomed us with open arms (and their many vegetarian options!) 😄Had to leave @NandosUK in Huntingdonbecause they had no vegetarian options 😕
4/1
2017
how much $$$$ does kaspersky spend on PR https://t.co/WA7bGb1tKi
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3/30
2017
Campaign to Buy Browsing Histories of Politicians Who Passed Anti-Privacy Law https://t.co/7Rywayej5L (cmts https://t.co/r7XiY2CLdD)
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @whoatemycrayons ooooo!I'm just going to leave this here. https://t.co/oRB5ywIYWb
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreKilling people, meaningless passports, wank light-bulbs, and hitting kids. https://t.co/yfKI8BzfWi
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThis is the weirdest thing I've ever seen https://t.co/EF6Hk3Y3ai
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3/29
2017
Don't visit their site, don't click on their links. They think this is acceptable. https://t.co/TIk94iBxBr
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI reverse-engineered a $500M Artificial Intelligence company in one week https://t.co/y9tIG54ZaJ (cmts https://t.co/VQKjl9ZSOH)
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3/28
2017
2 unit tests. 0 integration tests. https://t.co/FpForNhhyi
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3/26
2017
Here's the picture of the leaders negotiating away birth control, maternity care & abortion. Notice anything?… https://t.co/nY97uXNuXr
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorecompletely losing my shit at this CNN "hacker" b-roll https://t.co/IsuWp4Ojil
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3/24
2017
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Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @digitalgravy First clue dummy is that destructuring is not creating an object :facepalm:heyyyy ES6 peoples! Can anyone explain what's the difference between https://t.co/KlrhULOscu and https://t.co/sOZa5AUHoF ? #javascript
3/22
2017
@getcoconut Hey can I message you guys? I have a question :)
3/21
2017
Estate agents: actually worse than Hitler? Discuss.I should hope so. https://t.co/BRB8pqiaZy
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @whoatemycrayons I'm glad you like it! :DFuck you Javascript. https://t.co/DzbYHU8ioS https://t.co/m2sy0datjt
3/20
2017
Mc Donald's like to use pirated versions of Windows 😂 https://t.co/HoeKY7zDS5
3/18
2017
Myth: React is “faster than DOM”. Reality: it helps create maintainable applications, and is *fast enough* for most… https://t.co/rZf2vjEoMn
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3/17
2017
@callummr @Zoopla GG! @rem you've always been a bit of a hero to me but this might just immortalise you./me moves to Sweden... https://t.co/aM7Ls6TvqY
3/16
2017
wow finally u can pay w ur sunglasses.... https://t.co/BquNV8Upqa
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3/15
2017
9am: Debug.Log("Bug Test" + obj1.position); 11am: Debug.Log("IN FUNCTION"); 2pm: Debug.Log("sfk;l"); 5pm: Debug.Log("fuckkigk fuuuckOOOFF");
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWatching a gracious @GNRailUK train inspector fumble when being asked for ID is the highlight of my week 😄 #paybackThe alphabet, arranged symmetrically by Scott Kim. This is unimaginably pleasing to me. https://t.co/vavu2ofky0
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3/14
2017
God I wish London Spy was better. The depiction of tech is 👎🏼 the characters seemed rushed and the pacing was all over the place. #highHopes
3/13
2017
@whoatemycrayons oh my lord yes 😍😍https://t.co/ucqfFTMA2f @whoatemycrayons @Surprisedzoe *feels special*
3/11
2017
This essentially sums up how I feel about macOS atm: https://t.co/UaDY5IuXKb I'm feeling tempted to head back to Windows thanks to bash.A Game Of Life digital clock, unbelievable!: https://t.co/7F1wFVIZGD https://t.co/ExopGdtaJM
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3/10
2017
Let's Encrypt now issuing almost the quarter of all Internet certificates 👏 https://t.co/ACw58U9EC9 #letsencrypthttps://t.co/HGEtFbFUKr
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3/9
2017
@JellybobUK 👍🏼 I'll have a poke around! @JellybobUK @version7 @comparemkttech what stack are you full on in? 😄 @GNRailUK thank you! @GNRailUK can you tell me what that compensation is? @GNRailUK so in fact, according to C 3.3 of the that contract, if you have a 1st class ticket you are entitled to comp. if forced to stand @GNRailUK thanks! @GNRailUK (do you know?) according to contract regs; what *specifically* does a "Rail fare" guarantee? Thanks. @railandroad hi could you help explain where the "levels of train crowding" is specified in the contract?… https://t.co/wcxDFGZ9kA @ifa448 @GNRailUK #theOnlyWay @GNRailUK ok, can we get a "standing room only" fare then at reduced price? @GNRailUK *can not CAN @GNRailUK just - by pushing in and having people stood in aisle / corridors more cramped than on the tube 😓 @GNRailUK CAN we claim compensation for short formed services?A statue of a #FearlessGirl is now staring down the Wall Street bull. Will she smash the glass ceiling? #IWD2017 https://t.co/uu3AAz9YMm
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreTo all the teenage girls who are struggling https://t.co/Mn6wRRIvNS
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3/8
2017
an (animated!) GIF showing its own MD5 https://t.co/SGFmih9Men https://t.co/O6w7xFGtAj
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3/6
2017
The secret to a full and happy life is to make yourself a quick 'prototype' sandwich to eat while you're making your main proper sandwich.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorehttps://t.co/PPdjBvma2I pls no more my sides I don't even @Sulcalibur @andyreedman @DPiPboro ah that explains my wrinkly skin @seanuk interesting! I know a few young-uns through family and they use it instead of whatsapp/text/etc @seanuk what, like it's used as a primary communication tool by the under 25s?
3/3
2017

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