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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


deploying Docker Compose to production https://t.co/PYR55krUIM
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9/22
2017
I empathize with Visual Studio, as I too take a tremendously long time to open up for people
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreCSS Self-portrait https://t.co/iGcCRuhaq4 via @CodePen
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9/21
2017
Helicopter incident reconstruction (The Day Today) https://t.co/VsT75kIG5Y
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @DavidDarnes You can also deactivate it remotely when you’re done too 😅 @DavidDarnes Yeah it’s pretty handy on the train - being able to toggle it to commit push without having to fish phone out of pocket 😄 @DavidDarnes AFAIKthat was an iOS 10 thing 😊iOS 11 is excellent for one reason: I can copy a screenshot without saving it!
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9/20
2017
If your software is going to suck, this is the level of suck you should aspire to https://t.co/XWyLLqvZZW
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWow. @EFF just resigned from the W3C over DRM. https://t.co/UmtjvRebgg
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9/19
2017
"I believe in the First Amendment and Boobs" I just. I mean. I don't know. What is he saying? He didn't. Did he?… https://t.co/kPro8vd2Q4
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore'This will be the largest audience to witness an Emmys, period': Sean Spicer pokes fun at Trump inauguration claim… https://t.co/BlcC8cLdmI
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9/18
2017
@callummr @ASUS @ASUS_ROG @ASUS_ROGUK Eeeep! @callummr @ASUS @ASUS_ROG @ASUS_ROGUK What?!
9/16
2017
@DavidDarnes No probs! 😊 don't let them get you down. Also tonnes of info about not being able to stop people parki… https://t.co/HtKp7SKLpi @DavidDarnes Basis that on average someone will pay - and that will give them a net profit for the time taken. I've… https://t.co/n023ItRfIU @DavidDarnes If there is no ticket machine / ability to pay for parking then they have nothing to charge you for. I… https://t.co/MntKR22JhP @DavidDarnes Not to park there, but can't fine you. If they do, as mentioned, they have to prove a loss of income -… https://t.co/yWvpEZNsh7 @DavidDarnes Shame you contacted them. Most times if you ignore they give up. However they have no real grounds if… https://t.co/2OWIbqtLpI @DavidDarnes Have you already contacted them? @DavidDarnes And if you don't pay then the police can pull you over and take you to pay (lol) @DavidDarnes However, if it is a Penalty Charge Notice from the council then you could either appeal or just pay. I… https://t.co/oHva8Db5Qa @DavidDarnes Essentially it just becomes an invoice. Legally they would have to prove loss of earnings which would be ~£1-2.50 @DavidDarnes If it's not a Penalty Charge Notice then it's not enforceable 👍🏻 also if it was private land then also not enforceable 👍🏻Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreNew Atlassian logo is nice, but I always felt their human figure being crushed by burdens they cannot escape really… https://t.co/f2pBUNSZna
Retweeted by Stuart ElmorePeople commenting #cryptocurrencies (me included huehuehue) https://t.co/fw4JZOzyXm
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9/14
2017
If you're gonna make me switch jobs every 2-3 years to get paid market rate, then hell yeah my development is going to be resume-driven.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThese look like my commit history https://t.co/2ffmQd9g6A
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAnother car park, another huge and slow native app to download.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreEveryone I know: “Ugh the new iPhones are a joke. Apple has lost it.” “So you’re buying one then?” “Definitely.”
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9/13
2017
Not sure who originally screencapped this one but, the price of development. https://t.co/HWJ93XPtxj
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreMe, irl. https://t.co/vIjJI6ns4h
9/12
2017
On train home, standing in vestibule obv (no seat). Guy comes out of 1st class to bin. Drops huge eggy fart. Returns. Fart dude wtf 😡🤢"boy in dress" was their perspective, but I didn't make that clear at all. Thanks to @scottkclark for calling me out.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @productoven Me too 😥😂 https://t.co/IzGUUXzMORThe tech world is deeply hostile to the needs and interests of anyone but privileged men. These men are hostile to changing this structure.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreBut in these moments we should remember what Jesus said about transgender folks: nothing.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThese parents felt their child was "confused" by boy in dress. Resurrection & magicing water to wine totes not conf… https://t.co/au3rRxykP7
Retweeted by Stuart Elmoregirls doing archery doubled after 2012 (hunger games).. a good stat showing representation matters (Sigurlína Ingvarsdottir) @Official_AIAS
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @productoven Eagle-Eyes Malone over here @productoven @WeAreAmido Little discrepancy on the logo there 🤔 @ParkIndigoUK Would love to dm you but you gotta follow me back or open your dms @ParkIndigoUK Hahah obviously I did not tweet my personal address 😝whoever said html never killed anyone was wrong https://t.co/jaNACygAfe
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreIrma please accept this offering https://t.co/FPk3ZqzmlZ
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI think this is important and very well put. https://t.co/l8uo3RJvXT
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9/11
2017
Me: tries to buy parking @ParkIndigoUK: u can't use the old app bro. Get the new hotness Me: uh, ok @ParkIndigoUK:… https://t.co/wGv4wzbtARhttps://t.co/sb3daNIBDx
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9/10
2017
This was days b4 my husband took his own life.Suicidal thoughts were there,but you'd. Never kmow. #fuckdepression https://t.co/2IPXxXJxmT
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreNiiiiice! https://t.co/tWrURXqmLC
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI see it all the time. ‘No, we need you here everyday in a physical space’. Then all communication is on Slack.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreComputer Randomly Plays Classical Music (2009) https://t.co/B2njy4J5XW (cmts https://t.co/LiSJmYPqfj)
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9/8
2017
@callummr @DPiPboro @drew060609 Hahahahaha I'm sorry my froindHere's that cat / ghost story! @DPiPboro @drew060609 👻 https://t.co/226gfhkAhY @callummr AAAHHHHHHGGGHGHGGAGAGAGAGGGHHHHHGGFGHGGFDJDJEIENCHSJSJFKFKFJFKDJSHDJ
9/6
2017
Holy shit Amazon, stop recommending me product I literally just bought. Fix your algorithms and recognize which can be a recurring purchase
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreImportant chart for parents of revolutionaries via @jeremiahjw https://t.co/yz5LCBe0gQ
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9/5
2017
From the Apple chess engine code 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/IAcvEJtKPN
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9/4
2017
12 years to the day after Hurricane Katrina, reporters must still be aware of implicit bias. #HurricaneHarvey https://t.co/NeybEhHLhI
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9/3
2017
@whoatemycrayons At least the floor will be nice and shiny!
9/2
2017
omg updating linkedin is like punching yourself in the face repeatedly and then pulling all your teeth out 😳
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreNyet, comrade. Halt. I am loyal squirrel to leader Putin. https://t.co/mTT5RLlt8i
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreShoutout to non-violent Olympics sports. Fencing Boxing Shooting Archery https://t.co/hYZB8LlYwd
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreA great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask. https://t.co/nFbS8qMn4F
Retweeted by Stuart Elmoredudes are so obsessed with being alpha males, like where can I find a stable release male with some up-to-date docs
Retweeted by Stuart ElmorePERSON HAD JOB https://t.co/zDoEpj902J
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9/1
2017
'The trick that makes men sad and women get rubbish jobs.' @arobertwebb on how he teaches his young children about… https://t.co/INm1SeSTh5
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreBizarre bug. I imagine they'll patch it pretty quickly. https://t.co/s7MPXcESfg
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8/31
2017
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you're listening to the boys from the big, bad city, this is... https://t.co/xTiG32TQU0
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8/30
2017
Sounds familiar. How plz is someone's right to eat nuts on a plane (literally just wait two hours hun) more importa… https://t.co/JDtJhOffas
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreTory attempts to mobilise the youth. Hashtag "meme". Oh my gosh get your uncle off Twitter https://t.co/hy71AmSkoK
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8/29
2017
Software development 450 words per minute https://t.co/pyD10j5Cpo (cmts https://t.co/TwdbzyTijl)
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8/28
2017
@productoven @callummr So much grace and power 😍😍😍
8/24
2017
More fun with @DartCharge again today - not allowing me to pay the charge so no doubt I'll have another court appointed bailiff! Yay. #scam
8/23
2017

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