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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


@NatalinasJewels @trevchenko82 @JDjanogly slow clap ๐Ÿ˜‚.@JDjanogly when the train you're on is 'ram-packed' because your local MP won't comment on poorly run train network https://t.co/qBQPxCEx2tYippee! Another @GNRailUK train without enough seats! Crammed in like sardines in sweltering heat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
8/24
2016
Introducing: Retrobot. A Slack bot for retrospectives that we used at @snyksec. https://t.co/9RMjUfm71D https://t.co/Y3cRhtgk9i
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8/22
2016
The Stedelijk Museum is cool. https://t.co/PV4smXaTMd
8/21
2016
@SlackHQ ty :) Will let the admins know :) @SlackHQ so I think Slackbot might be broken. IT tells us this EVERY DAY. https://t.co/nLxd4mklAb
8/15
2016
@seanuk https://t.co/r6tdVXWvlb ?
8/12
2016
A visualization of how many Earth[s] could fit into the sun https://t.co/Qq8CBtd0Rz
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8/11
2016
@DPiPboro sadly not - @JackHowell and I are off to Amsterdam for a dirty weekend! :D @seanuk dude you gotta get yourself some noise cancelling headphones!
8/10
2016
NEW SASSY TRUMP VIDEO: Military Genius https://t.co/D8IwoEOubo
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @DavidDarnes exactly... Maybe I need to start pimping myself to councils...? @DavidDarnes yeah that was my concern too! At ยฃ100/hour that's 3 & 1/2 weeks full time making an SVG...? @DavidDarnes just needed re-drawing and re-rendering in svg, do you think? @DavidDarnes "The logo was no longer meeting the council's needs, especially in terms of online and digital use" does that mean it [cont]
8/9
2016
Does Trump just have a piece of paper with the follwing words? Space. Crime. 9/11. Hillary = ISIS. Hold for applause https://t.co/r14SzCExFg
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8/4
2016
@SciencePorn 1. That's a picture of a house cat. 2. Your fact is bullshit. 3. You spelled coarse wrong. https://t.co/LEMoEZFig2
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8/3
2016
real talk: I use web inspector to edit the `value' attr of inputs with paste disabled, b/c I'm a 1337 h4xx0r https://t.co/K4S40dA8Mg
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @becskr https://t.co/GqO6gCYJ0Jwe need more wholesome memes like these https://t.co/gjerRrBadP
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8/2
2016
@whoatemycrayons I am and I'm going to bring the things this time!No wonder girls don't choose #STEM careers after they've been subjected to this rubbish growing up. Seriously!!! https://t.co/kfJ0NcrGKB
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWho else wants an OBE? Do we have to fill in a form at the post office or something?Next thing we'll be hearing that Southern Rail are being awarded "Train Company of the Year". Give the CEO an OBE.I'm hereby awarding an OBE to my cat, Harry for his great services to fluffiness.I'm sorry, what? It's 2016 and the honours system is still a thing? And one for a stylist of an ex-PM's wife? loooooooooool
8/1
2016
Hey design buddies - this is great if you've not yet seen it: https://t.co/4czMse4EO7 A big ol' list of brand guidelinesThis is actual sky news and not a spoof https://t.co/4yyICC1H8f
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI call on Russia to hack into Trump's tax returns! How does this work? We just summon Russia to do whatever? Russia, fix autocorrect on iOS.
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7/28
2016
@Malarkey @Joffff @seanuk ah! That's why I couldn't tell if you were trolling haha! PascalCase is the bane of my JS life :'( @Malarkey @Joffff @seanuk same. Facelessness & psuedo-anonymity gives so much power to those wanting to harm. @Joffff @Malarkey @seanuk camelCase is like that, PascalCase is like that! :) i.e: you're likely to find camelCase in JS vs PascalCase in C# @seanuk .messages { color: grey; &--error { color: red; } } @seanuk the whole point of BEM and the double dash is to add modifiers to an existing style :P Using Sass is good for this... @Malarkey @seanuk Can't tell if is trolling... @seanuk double dash. Always double dash :) @studioromeo *books ticket* @studioromeo what in the holy fuck
7/27
2016
Trump on cybersecurity is like a bad auto-translation. It literally makes no sense. Just a word jumble. https://t.co/ZpaBEOSThV
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7/22
2016
@TheNiceBot thanks. @whoatemycrayons thank you! Have fun, without me ๐Ÿ˜ข @whoatemycrayons sorry I was but I'm feeling really ill so am going home ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿค’
7/20
2016
"Here is a photo of my family and I at home" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes https://t.co/hfPqBubt3u
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7/19
2016
Lots of people in Kings Cross Station tonight, all delayed because of a fire evacuation in a signal box. https://t.co/j3DQsIrMZAHOLY SHIT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TRUMP THING SO FAR https://t.co/cn68vmoccW
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7/18
2016
Totally looks like I'm cosplaying as a lobster today. #sunburn
7/17
2016
@Sulcalibur of course not! @Sulcalibur we both have chargers here ๐Ÿ˜„ @Sulcalibur @JackHowell same! @Sulcalibur @JackHowell I am ๐Ÿ˜ญ @Sulcalibur @JackHowell sat in the sun @Bewichedcoffee @Sulcalibur @JackHowell same here! International outage atm ๐Ÿ˜ญ @Sulcalibur @JackHowell I am bringing my 2600mA power bank ๐Ÿ˜‰ @JackHowell @Sulcalibur yeah man!!
7/16
2016
@robhawkes tweet.replace("playing Pokemon Go", "looking for a hit"); ๐Ÿ˜
7/14
2016
@danthat that sigh at the beginning thoLet's Play: BEHOLD THE KICKMEN! First full match footage + dev commentary. Please have a look it took ages #kickmen https://t.co/FLYT4nWxij
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @DavidDarnes oh! I didn't realise that @DavidDarnes yeah I thought so too - there's some tell-tale shortcuts taken on mobile that I noticed too, but otherwise very impressive :P @DavidDarnes a beautiful parody imo :DI'll re-word that; @GNRailUK & @SouthernRailUK 's CEO is a money grabbing piece of scum. Even the staff don't want to work for you haha!Seriously what the fuck is wrong with train companies in this country? @GNRailUK and @SouthernRailUK are genuinely money grabbing scumPretty disgusted at @GNRailUK for fining me because the Smart Key was defective. A+ would ride again ๐Ÿ˜ก
7/13
2016
@annamorrish @andyreedman @Joffff @JackHowell @cr3 I'm up to 9 now wooooo @andyreedman @Joffff @JackHowell @annamorrish @cr3 haha nice bit of photoshopping ;) Should've changed the username too :P @Joffff @JackHowell @annamorrish @cr3 I'm now lvl 9 :D @NicoleBrooker @Joffff @JackHowell they've not released it in the UK yet but there are ways of getting it - https://t.co/KYYhJiTEQR @annamorrish @Joffff @JackHowell @cr3 nice! @annamorrish @Joffff @JackHowell @cr3 me too... https://t.co/tXH1RJLPaq @Sulcalibur @JackHowell @cr3 @Joffff still a babby lvl 8! :( @annamorrish @Joffff @JackHowell @cr3 lvl 8 here - still a babby @annamorrish @JackHowell @cr3 @Joffff Team Yellow Bellies more like! @annamorrish @Joffff @JackHowell @cr3 it's so bad, but so good @Sulcalibur @JackHowell @cr3 @Joffff 'oh boy. @annamorrish @JackHowell @cr3 @Joffff Nooooooo! #TeamBlue #TeamBlue #TeamBlue @Sulcalibur @JackHowell @cr3 @Joffff #TeamBlue #TeamBlue #TeamBlue @NicoleBrooker @Joffff @JackHowell it's soooo addictive @JackHowell @cr3 @Joffff OMG Get Pikachu if you want him as a starter... https://t.co/ZSXZlAGX73 @cr3 @Joffff @JackHowell goddamn. @cr3 @Joffff @JackHowell noooooo Blue is best - see? Alliteration === win. @Joffff @JackHowell #TeamBlue @JackHowell holy hell. Have you got it yet?Pokรฉmon GO Is Driving Insane Amounts Of Sales At Small Local Businesses. Hereโ€™s How It Works https://t.co/cgpHUtAmUI
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7/12
2016
How Theresa May beat her Conservative Party rivals, in one gif (h/t @shane_casey) https://t.co/LZeI2BwnyB
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @seanuk oh! @seanuk I'm guessing you did something odd to your Twitter since you also weren't following me ๐Ÿ˜ @seanuk Eh? I didn't realise I wasn't! @danthat SCIENCE.Probably nothing to worry about https://t.co/5zMFewKB00
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore"A TRUE LEADER", the definition of which of course is: "trying for a bit but then giving up and running away" https://t.co/a2F9SpAfND
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore.@botherer Leadsomโ€™s CV is gonna look pretty good with 4 years as Prime Minister on it, tho
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @danattfield omg I can't stop.Me: What starter did you get? Mrs: I sent you a picture... Me: ...!! https://t.co/TENN5ZyQo0
7/11
2016
@Sulcalibur did you fake your app store for that? :( :(She literally did nothing https://t.co/qaKrEB1X3y
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7/10
2016
561 known people killed by police this year: "Don't Blame all cops". 5 Dallas cops killed last night: Blame Obama & the entire BLM movement
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7/9
2016
@annamorrish yep wanna see them!
7/8
2016
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