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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08

Hey @ParkIndigo! How the fuck am I meant to get in my car with your obscenely small parking spaces?! LOVE OFFICE CULTURE WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE I WILL LOOP YOU IN LET US CIRCLE BACK I EAT BONES SYNERGY WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWatch @BBCTwo tonight @ 9 to see Haiyan Zhang, Innovation Director @MSFTresearch help Emma Lawton to write again!โ€ฆ
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @8bitadc yeah, that's right, it was the better option at the time. But maybe I should've been questioning the constant kickstarters more.
Nice thinking! @Joffff @mike_armstrongYay, so no more @Pebble software updates then. Knew I should've gone with an @Apple Watch #buyersRemorse @Joffff @mike_armstrong hahah thanks :) Maybe we should...? @Joffff @mike_armstrong I got curtains instead of VR :(Time POTY: 2016, Time POTY: 1938 Satan was a web developer. (I'd love to take part in hackathon for the worst input ever one day :D)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI temporarily forgot that Netflix used to send you DVDs in the post rather than just do streaming and I'm wondering what else I've forgotten
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @seanuk Merry Christmas to you?"We got a friend to do our website. He knows computers."
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @seanuk Me: cuddle him Me to me: steal his wallet
@GNRailUK really enjoyed watching people trying to get off at KGX Hahahahahaha @caterham7 @GNRailUK haha doubt it - I bet he'll be delayed by exactly 29 minutes #happensToMeEveryWeek @GNRailUK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿšƒ choo choo!Train carriage doors update: so far no doors have opened. At least the carriage is super cozy without those pesky door-opening-people ๐Ÿš‹ @GNRailUK and I can confirm *drum roll* the doors do NOT open! Congrats to all who bet on *won't open* ๐ŸŽ‰ @GNRailUK just pulling into STE... @GNRailUK so far: left at HUN and right at SNO. I'm expecting left again at STE in a while. Top train-ing. @GNRailUK so is he, I'd bet. It's: 72276One of the carriages on a @GNRailUK train to KGX (0802 from HUN) wouldn't open its doors and a man was unable to get off ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreYou won't find this in Daily Mail. Muslim restaurant will not let you eat alone on Christmas Day. Free 3 course meโ€ฆ
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@Uandyourskin @liz_e thank you! ๐Ÿ˜„ once again Liz's knocked it out of the park! ๐Ÿ˜What's with this whole vegetarians vs ยฃ5 note bollocks? Has anyone bothered to read this? what now Amazon?
Windows on New Macbook Pro Permanently Damages Speaker Due to Poor Drivers (cmts
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@seanuk *puts on shorts*
Married to someone with Anxiety (cmts
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TFW you voted Brexit but then get upset the consequences ruin your game of Football Manager
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAnd here we are.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @Sips_ what u doin pops
hey lazy web! Is there any way to add an existing Karma setup to a .NET Visual Studio project as a build.proj requirement?Well overdue #MedalofFreedom awarded to Margaret Hamilton who led the team that created the on-board flight softwarโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @version7 MBPs? Me too. @version7 I mean, honestly you're just selling it more to me ;) @version7 and like a million times better: NVidia GT 1060 (6GB), HDMI2, USB3, USB-C, 3200x1800 resolution, 70Wh battery, touchscreen๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป @ManInPainting @GNRailUK I'm guessing that GNR don't want to spend anymore money since their CEO already took it all ;)Woooooo! #ripEstateAgents have just seen the Razer Blade... Much rather have one of those than a new MBP. #ChristmasPresent @GNRailUK it was the 0802 HUN-KGX (Class 317) in the carriage with 1st & std class near the toilet (I think 5th carriage?) @GNRailUK Unfortunately I was only able to take that picture as I left the train, and didn't get the number. [cont]Yeah definitely worth paying ยฃ5760 a year for this service @GNRailUK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
@cr3 I think you might be interested in Overwatch (you can get it cheap on G2A I've been informed... )
Let's make email descriptions great again youโ€™re concerned a Trump administration threatens privacy, write them a strongly-worded email and save it in your Gmail drafts folder
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @seanuk ahhhh I thought that's what you were doing. Sadly it's only written in English. @seanuk you are aware the signs say "Keep right", right?
@rem I suppose you could do it with a proxy? Have the proxy intercepting on the local network and use it that way round? Sounds complex tho. @rem or Pusher with IFTTT? @rem IFTTT might be able to help that? @Sulcalibur Hahahahahaha!!!
@Sulcalibur 16 minutes in. Feel bad.Things I've learnt at 2:30am: shrews are super cute but are wriggly and as difficult to hold as a water willy. Also my cat is a dick.
@whoatemycrayons it's sooooooo buggy!!Android is calling me... #RIPiOS
@cr3 @whoatemycrayons That made me dumberer. @whoatemycrayons @cr3 and updates OTA with bad thing 's. FOTA. Think brain asplode. @cr3 I mean "uhhhhdups"? NO. @cr3 it's like they paid their animators so much that they couldn't afford all the words in the voice over. @cr3 LET PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE DO PROFESSIONAL THING @FranzSupport Are you aware of the right|alt click crash in Franz 4.0.4 on OSX 10.12?
2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore2027; American Civil War Peace Treaty signed. Split between CA and WA is all that's left of the American Empire.Orange is the new black
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreNothing about tonight is cheeky or funny. Millions of women, POC, LBGTQIA, Muslims, immigrants & disabled folks are scared shitless.
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Trump has all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed @relaxjs @ChloePellen Thanks :) I think it was a bit embarrassing for my friend who was trying to show it off to me :-/ @tristanjmartin @FranzSupport I disabled Skype as it wasn't particularly useful :( @relaxjs @ChloePellen Back down again :(
@XxLemonZebraXx you too! ๐Ÿ˜Š @XxLemonZebraXx thanks. Frustration ruled today. Especially when I'm comparing it to Alexa (/ Echo). Btw I am an ex-MSFT'er ๐Ÿ˜‰ @XxLemonZebraXx I guess we'll see? MSFT pulling out of Skype LDN makes me concerned about its commitment to voice now ๐Ÿ˜• @XxLemonZebraXx as a software dev, that seems like a regression to me ๐Ÿ˜• @XxLemonZebraXx or "XBOX Turn off" [wait] "Yes" vs "Hey Cortana" [wait] "go to sleep" [wait] "Yes" (if it works, or "Yes" again) @XxLemonZebraXx ... for example. Saying "XBOX go home" and it working, vs "Hey Cortana" [wait] "Go home". @XxLemonZebraXx me too. Was hoping it would be an improvement but doesn't seem to be. Now takes longer to do anything. Take "go home" ...