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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


@productoven did you see the Marine Le Penn one?Marine Le Pen looks to be taking on Trump for his bigoted title. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ https://t.co/qPvlfsClxnHere's an example of Trump's aggressive bigotry from his campaign, and now he's in the White House. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ https://t.co/34HhaYfYmE
2/2
2017
Thank you @pizzaparlourpb for the excellent pizza we've (very quickly) eaten at tonight's #DPiP meet up https://t.co/nxlz2vtL8Z
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2/1
2017
https://t.co/KtoVYdfmdk
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreRule no.1 of HTML generation: Don't fuck with keypresses *cough* @steam_games *cough* https://t.co/4jsBJkigzZBREAKING: sacked journalist, now TV presenter supplies unutterably lame tweet in pursuit of controversy because he'โ€ฆ https://t.co/t52CapdsqG
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1/31
2017
The BBC asked me if Trump's actions can be explained by a lack of experience. No, it's because he's a racist bigot.โ€ฆ https://t.co/Qod2rTg1y6
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThis is now, this is 2017 https://t.co/RV7ac6BfGY
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreTeapots not Despots! #DowningStreet #MuslimBan #TrumpBan https://t.co/tonCjtirlq @whoatemycrayons Happily! <3
1/30
2017
@whoatemycrayons I didn't even know of white lines until you said! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
1/29
2017
@whoatemycrayons I'm definitely more of a @Leuchtturm1917 kinda guy these days! @Sulcalibur oh mate โค #proud
1/28
2017
Hilariously one of the new @GNRailUK trains' computers crashed and it got stuck on the HUN platform. @whoatemycrayons ooooo
1/27
2017
@rem oh ok. Not that then ๐Ÿ˜• @rem is it in a wrapped route?
1/26
2017
@whoatemycrayons https://t.co/nh3x7vY4Fy
1/12
2017
I've waited 4 years for his moment #cookielaw (via @Bluegg): https://t.co/qprda9xiRy
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @productoven I bet! I walked back to KGX last night and got caught in some sort of monsoon! ๐Ÿ˜” @productoven ah she'll be fine haha! On my way into the office now. How's wfh treating you? #Jealous @DavidDarnes I think she's mostly worried about looking good for a wedding we're going to next week haha! Thanks buddy ๐Ÿ˜Š @DavidDarnes off to work now! ๐Ÿ˜• she's got a bandage and pain killers. Also, went to a village walk in centre and was seen in 5 mins!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ @DavidDarnes thanks! She'll be fine. Had an incident with wood in hand ๐Ÿ˜• but gruesome but pain killers and anaesthetic = ๐ŸคคSpent the morning looking after the Mrs in Minor Injuries today. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
1/10
2017
@version7 well I guess that could work. They're worried about passengers on the tracks but fixed that at Canary Whaโ€ฆ https://t.co/YLWO8CEjFB...complaining about lack of staff, but no one wants to earn ยฃ20k less in order to hire more people now, do they? Have a bit of perspective.... and less responsibility (read: automatic signalling means less to do - opening doors and deciding when to leave stations). Now they'reHate to bring this up again, but the #TubeStrike is making me angry. Drivers starting salary is ~ยฃ20k/pa more than drs, have shorter hours @Sulcalibur that might get around it by programatically using it as a background. On a train ATM so can't demonstrate ๐Ÿ˜” @Sulcalibur you could do some magic with css img { } and background: attr(href); ? @Sulcalibur are they <img> tags? @Sulcalibur lol! I think that's your best bet re: responsive images, or you could put in breakpoints? @Sulcalibur width: 100%; height: auto; background-size: cover; @Sulcalibur do it man! :D
1/9
2017
Can someone who understands Chitty Chitty Bang Bang explain it to me?
1/7
2017
@redbarncrafts @Bouncybhall @Jofff hmm... Is it the same door?
1/6
2017
@The_T Sips? Is that you dad?https://t.co/znE12vJvw7 I'm crying
1/5
2017
I have an unwavering commitment to the ISO 8601 date standard. People of all nations can parse my freezer. https://t.co/9RxbfqDUky
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1/4
2017
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ 11/10 would slideshow again. https://t.co/5mEAF6JDYT
1/1
2016
Looks like @mopman's been having some fun! :P https://t.co/0MttSMqeJd
12/29
2016
2016 ffs stop it now!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/wKXsQQhsKLNew! Cassetteboy vs Brexit https://t.co/Hpd8TacX19
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorenew year. new bellsuit. same legendary mom. #shesback https://t.co/o6swOI27KO
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12/27
2016
This is too much now. #ripgeorgemicheal #LastChristmas #sgtpepper2016 #sgtpepper2016 massive thanks to @Carl_Price https://t.co/Gj1bl1MTMM
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12/26
2016
Jesus. https://t.co/jF4IGF4scx
12/25
2016
Graph in FT. It's almost as if growth hasn't been shared & inequality's been widened to dangerous extremes, breakโ€ฆ https://t.co/LrQrp2GR3d
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThis French Grocery Chain Is Totally Trolling Amazon Go https://t.co/aOsQ0DQSdw (cmts https://t.co/3RJ8tLWl00)
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12/23
2016
You're welcome. https://t.co/nONHfuXzK8
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12/21
2016
This Tweet from @Babylonian has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.
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12/20
2016
Current status: still freezing โ›„๏ธ ๐ŸšƒHa! @seanuk @GNRailUK look at @Virgin_TrainsEC here with their far superior customer service *whispers* please come to Huntingdon *whispers* @seanuk @digitalgravy @GNRailUK If you have a quick word with the guard they may be able to reset the AC for you Sean? ^JW
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @digitalgravy Sorry Stuart but we're unable to adjust this while the train is in service. ^Neil
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWoo @GNRailUK yay. Let's hope we can huddle together to keep warm. โ›„๏ธโ›„๏ธ #500poundsPerMonth @stuart_murphy @GNRailUK we'd kill for that type of heat. We're all sat in a fridge!Hey @GNRailUK please get the driver of the delayed 0740 HUN-KGX to put the heating on! We're all shivering on here! โ„๏ธโ›„๏ธ
12/19
2016
@qikipedia as an ex-Stilton-er, I can tell you there is a petition to change this law!This is frankly quite disturbing: https://t.co/KN9e8Qy6Hy
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWooo glad I've got a "space" on your trains. ยฃ500 a month booiii @GNRailUK https://t.co/RRQuaCUe8VGood job @GNRailUK! Only a half service tonight. https://t.co/LzNQoNg3sk
12/16
2016
https://t.co/fJvGJTmFJJ
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreHealthy agile is: * Short cycles * Adaptive process * Transparency Not: * Ticket counts * Micromanagement * Mandatory meetings
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore[screams internally] https://t.co/UsCviXmjH9
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorehello darkness my old friend https://t.co/Kwip4Fuq3J
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThis is how ridiculous the Trump tech meeting was https://t.co/JnwIkFUU2V
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12/15
2016
@seanuk So it turns out it's just the Android version that has it... "Wake me up" https://t.co/HDwuoTF9jg @seanuk national rail app.
12/14
2016
Ubiquiti all the things: how I finally fixed my dodgy wifi https://t.co/b3noF9RVC7 (cmts https://t.co/D09xJR2JKG)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI guess we'll never know why people prefer to read news in apps over web sites. re: https://t.co/FK02x7DKva https://t.co/8Ig1n1BmJc
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12/13
2016
@seanuk have a look at the Razer Blade https://t.co/c5ydalIuIF
12/12
2016
To be clear, this is an *unmitigated fucking disaster* for UK software developers. The UK is unsafe, and closed forโ€ฆ https://t.co/cw2w9dOwjz
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12/10
2016
@version7 no, no. It's like a banana.Austria knows how to do winter food. This is a Yorkshire-pudding kind of donut with sauerkraut. (Fork for scale) https://t.co/C83pV4eirI @seanuk wasn't able to open the boot thanks to a metal barrier. In the end I had to LITERALLY CLIMB THROUGH THE PASSENGER WINDOW
12/9
2016
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