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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction and wholeheartedly supporting equality and Feminism. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


2 unit tests. 0 integration tests. https://t.co/FpForNhhyi
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3/26
2017
Here's the picture of the leaders negotiating away birth control, maternity care & abortion. Notice anything?… https://t.co/nY97uXNuXr
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorecompletely losing my shit at this CNN "hacker" b-roll https://t.co/IsuWp4Ojil
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3/24
2017
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Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @digitalgravy First clue dummy is that destructuring is not creating an object :facepalm:heyyyy ES6 peoples! Can anyone explain what's the difference between https://t.co/KlrhULOscu and https://t.co/sOZa5AUHoF ? #javascript
3/22
2017
@getcoconut Hey can I message you guys? I have a question :)
3/21
2017
Estate agents: actually worse than Hitler? Discuss.I should hope so. https://t.co/BRB8pqiaZy
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore @whoatemycrayons I'm glad you like it! :DFuck you Javascript. https://t.co/DzbYHU8ioS https://t.co/m2sy0datjt
3/20
2017
Mc Donald's like to use pirated versions of Windows πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/HoeKY7zDS5
3/18
2017
Myth: React is β€œfaster than DOM”. Reality: it helps create maintainable applications, and is *fast enough* for most… https://t.co/rZf2vjEoMn
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3/17
2017
@callummr @Zoopla GG! @rem you've always been a bit of a hero to me but this might just immortalise you./me moves to Sweden... https://t.co/aM7Ls6TvqY
3/16
2017
wow finally u can pay w ur sunglasses.... https://t.co/BquNV8Upqa
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3/15
2017
9am: Debug.Log("Bug Test" + obj1.position); 11am: Debug.Log("IN FUNCTION"); 2pm: Debug.Log("sfk;l"); 5pm: Debug.Log("fuckkigk fuuuckOOOFF");
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWatching a gracious @GNRailUK train inspector fumble when being asked for ID is the highlight of my week πŸ˜„ #paybackThe alphabet, arranged symmetrically by Scott Kim. This is unimaginably pleasing to me. https://t.co/vavu2ofky0
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3/14
2017
God I wish London Spy was better. The depiction of tech is πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ the characters seemed rushed and the pacing was all over the place. #highHopes
3/13
2017
@whoatemycrayons oh my lord yes 😍😍https://t.co/ucqfFTMA2f @whoatemycrayons @Surprisedzoe *feels special*
3/11
2017
This essentially sums up how I feel about macOS atm: https://t.co/UaDY5IuXKb I'm feeling tempted to head back to Windows thanks to bash.A Game Of Life digital clock, unbelievable!: https://t.co/7F1wFVIZGD https://t.co/ExopGdtaJM
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3/10
2017
Let's Encrypt now issuing almost the quarter of all Internet certificates πŸ‘Β https://t.co/ACw58U9EC9 #letsencrypt… https://t.co/HGEtFbFUKr
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3/9
2017
@JellybobUK πŸ‘πŸΌ I'll have a poke around! @JellybobUK @version7 @comparemkttech what stack are you full on in? πŸ˜„ @GNRailUK thank you! @GNRailUK can you tell me what that compensation is? @GNRailUK so in fact, according to C 3.3 of the that contract, if you have a 1st class ticket you are entitled to comp. if forced to stand @GNRailUK thanks! @GNRailUK (do you know?) according to contract regs; what *specifically* does a "Rail fare" guarantee? Thanks. @railandroad hi could you help explain where the "levels of train crowding" is specified in the contract?… https://t.co/wcxDFGZ9kA @ifa448 @GNRailUK #theOnlyWay @GNRailUK ok, can we get a "standing room only" fare then at reduced price? @GNRailUK *can not CAN @GNRailUK just - by pushing in and having people stood in aisle / corridors more cramped than on the tube πŸ˜“ @GNRailUK CAN we claim compensation for short formed services?A statue of a #FearlessGirl is now staring down the Wall Street bull. Will she smash the glass ceiling? #IWD2017 https://t.co/uu3AAz9YMm
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreTo all the teenage girls who are struggling https://t.co/Mn6wRRIvNS
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3/8
2017
an (animated!) GIF showing its own MD5 https://t.co/SGFmih9Men https://t.co/O6w7xFGtAj
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3/6
2017
The secret to a full and happy life is to make yourself a quick 'prototype' sandwich to eat while you're making your main proper sandwich.
Retweeted by Stuart Elmorehttps://t.co/PPdjBvma2I pls no more my sides I don't even @Sulcalibur @andyreedman @DPiPboro ah that explains my wrinkly skin @seanuk interesting! I know a few young-uns through family and they use it instead of whatsapp/text/etc @seanuk what, like it's used as a primary communication tool by the under 25s? @seanuk sorry, it's actually Kirby that uses markdown not Perch. Not actually used Perch yet. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ #tooEarly @seanuk I'd recommend Perch or Ghost (which both use markdown) @andyreedman @Sulcalibur @DPiPboro I'm still tearing up
3/3
2017
@GNRailUK hey guys - 65909, 2nd row from first class https://t.co/BiRJn5gZxHLooks like I may not make tonight's @DPiPboro - thanks trains 😭
3/1
2017
Hell on Earth. https://t.co/Y0tDVdfdgh
2/28
2017
@BarclaysUKHelp Have done thanks :) @BarclaysUKHelp Thanks Craig - the developer site is sadly unusable in it's current state. I'll have to email them. https://t.co/RnMsH6b3G7 @monzo You're doing amazing work guys - please keep up the disruption! Thank you! @monzo Amazing ❀️ Would that allow programmatic payments from an account do you think? I'm super interested in Business accounts too... 😁 @monzo Hey, will you be expanding your api to allow users to make outbound transactions? @studioromeo there is a solution: Padding. https://t.co/fbreg3f33l @BarclaysUKHelp Well, I was kinda hoping Barclays could help explain what I can use from the Barclays API... https://t.co/Vovc3UHSdM @BarclaysUKHelp does anyone work on the developer platform anymore? https://t.co/DVNyn0hy2w.@BarclaysUKHelp seriously, as a developer, your decisions over passwords leave me very frustrated. https://t.co/Q8sJIEnTTLTrump summarized: This job is hard and people are being mean, especially in the media. Also I won the election.
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2/17
2017
I'm fortunate to know many who do care. RT if you're a white man, know diversity in the industry is a big problem,… https://t.co/rQSuWKKyfy
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2/16
2017
@productoven beware though that the live photos now include sound too..!
2/14
2017
How long should an iPhone battery last? 33 mins? 35 mins? Hmm... https://t.co/wMf4PsNgjE
2/12
2017
I EDITED ROBOCOP INTO TRUMP'S SPEECH AND IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE NOW https://t.co/jGACG9jlJQ
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2/11
2017
hey @wikiHow r u ok hun? https://t.co/8yQQFFZQvahttps://t.co/N8NzzAhBuI
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2/9
2017
21 things that President Trump says make a "bing" sound https://t.co/7e1Smlwoai
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2/8
2017
Well I never thought I'd say it, but @code really seems to be knocking it out of the park for IDEs! 1.9.0 update = ❀️❀️
2/6
2017
@productoven did you see the Marine Le Penn one?Marine Le Pen looks to be taking on Trump for his bigoted title. πŸ‘πŸΌ https://t.co/qPvlfsClxnHere's an example of Trump's aggressive bigotry from his campaign, and now he's in the White House. πŸ‘πŸΌ https://t.co/34HhaYfYmE
2/2
2017
Thank you @pizzaparlourpb for the excellent pizza we've (very quickly) eaten at tonight's #DPiP meet up https://t.co/nxlz2vtL8Z
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2/1
2017
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Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreRule no.1 of HTML generation: Don't fuck with keypresses *cough* @steam_games *cough* https://t.co/4jsBJkigzZBREAKING: sacked journalist, now TV presenter supplies unutterably lame tweet in pursuit of controversy because he'… https://t.co/t52CapdsqG
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1/31
2017

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