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We have had some of the best guest DJs at @themanifest for #SUPERHANDSOME Saturdays. In keeping… https://t.co/2KVOqrrdddThis is the best playlist ever. (Credit to the genius on tumblr who made it.) https://t.co/oihK3FOMNZ
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNshouts to Uzi https://t.co/OnFO07MrwT
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNDid Roger Goodell just wipe his nose on the girl with one leg? 😶#NFLDraft https://t.co/xwceN2SXPW
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNjust tried to set my alarm using my calculator
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNwait...did someone actually bring a whistle in the club just to use it for blow the whistle by too short
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNWe should celebrate Fyre Festival every year — like April fools, but for rich people devising ways to cheat each other out of their money.
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4/29
2017
👀 https://t.co/vn6naZLLZ6 #fyrefesitvalyoooo, they revoked his medical license. https://t.co/eOKNYjDFV6
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN😂😂😂 https://t.co/2PGW6u207Lthe chainsmokers only have two songs total right
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNImagine being a grown ass man and going to the Bahamas to see blink 182 because Kendall Jenner is there?
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNClosing out GOOD FRIDAYS at @themanifest with dem bols @jcabarteja @SSSOLUTION. 21+ welcome. No… https://t.co/FcnbJI1MEPI am closing out the sold out Kaleo concert from the @itsasafehouse DJ booth tonight (FRI… https://t.co/fVRGtn5TEXThe Simpsons takes on Trump's first 100 Days. And it's brilliant. https://t.co/To4Wj3F3y5
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNNBA licensing Kendrick "Humble" and Joey Badass "For My People" for the playoff is so much better than past selections i.e. BEP.RT this and hope a dumb tweet above it https://t.co/f4RAMhZxK0
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNI think one striking thing about #fyrefestival is models on Instagram luring partygoers to their doom like modern-day sirens
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4/28
2017
YO THIS LOOKS LIKE AN EPISODE OF 'PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING' LOL https://t.co/tTW2y224d9 #fyre #fyrefestival https://t.co/PshmzHwVOIHello internet its STORY TIME!!!! I am currently at #Fyrefestival and this shit is CRRRAAAZZZYYYYY
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN"Katy Perry ft. Migos" is an actual thing that exists.
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNWho did this? https://t.co/sDmlcoQGJT
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @_keramel Or in Hawaii: fut-stratedI am closing out the $UICIDEBOY$ show from the @itsasafehouse DJ booth tonight (THURS 4/27).… https://t.co/ncfF3lOXvaKevin Durant on MySpace 😭 https://t.co/tb4ke90a2y
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @xenograph https://t.co/eqyCRRBwl9CONGRATS 2 MY @_143is FAM ON THEIR 4YR ANI TONIGHT IN LA! MUCH LUV & BODYROLLS! @DrPartytime @siik @sosupersam SALAMAT PO IT UP! #YOUSNAPPEDTrumps’ “VOICE” Hotline for people to report "illegal alien" crime just opened I'm gonna prank call this all night… https://t.co/LP2PVN2TTE
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNEliminating Sports Personalities Network #ESPNLayoffs #ESPN
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNESPN makes their money calling on coaches to be fired. But when layoffs are happening at ESPN, suddenly such talk… https://t.co/afi2kvUcD1
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNit's funny that people think ESPN has liberal policies when they breathlessly hyped tim tebow for four years.
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNhttps://t.co/2UCyEt1x8Bhttps://t.co/DkWfYaIuqI @buddyhead That just triggered me going down a giant animal google k-hole.HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME GIANT RABBITS WERE REAL??? https://t.co/TJpvBhX6vF
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4/27
2017
U ALREADY KNOW THO https://t.co/lBJmWQ5wXI @kaibabez They also need to get Reggie Miller off TV like years ago.
4/26
2017
Do y'all eat your banana with or without the shell? 😍🍌 https://t.co/eNTvcJibz3
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @makanaalia https://t.co/QAlvIwgdCNSame phone, who dis ?
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNA TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS TO MY LIFE AND LIFESTYLE. https://t.co/WtMAqru7HSwhy you in the shower fully dressed https://t.co/KRqzaWtVcQ
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNyou done goofed: a short story
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNBut when Vanilla Ice is performing, who will be cleaning the cabins? https://t.co/33pYbzKHoj
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNFlint has been without clean water for 3 YEARS. Think about all you've done in the last 3 years. Now imagine w/o clean water.
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4/25
2017
Gay men in Chechnya are thrown into concentration camps. They're being tortured, electrocuted, and killed. This is… https://t.co/E0RHBg0TTB
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNSade, 1992. https://t.co/ekZtdjRCa5
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNInstagram is down = my entire phone doesn't work at all
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNHans Zimmer performed his 'The Dark Knight' score at #Coachella 😱 https://t.co/rCUNtlHQnV https://t.co/5yVo3AQpVv
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNGirl Boss and Boss Baby titles show that our culture believes a woman being in a position of power is as unusual as a newborn baby CEO
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNGET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE! https://t.co/D6NuvfxrCyLate pass: Bosch.
4/24
2017
Its like going to a strip mall with a seasonal calendar pop-up shop that is now open year round. https://t.co/1aPxrMWNGelong legs https://t.co/XKwtUQBWD3
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNWhen you think you tweeted a gem but nobody RTs it https://t.co/epMNetHqYP
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @ayyeeep SHAKA DAT MAHALOBACK SISTAAA CHEEE
4/23
2017
Closing out @themanifest in a #SUPERHANDSOME style-n-fashion with the broskis @jcabartejahttps://t.co/z1dadAavh4Closing out the sold out Lindsey Stirling concert tonight (SAT 4/22) from the @itsasafehouse DJ… https://t.co/UP3DFw4hpXtake that for data https://t.co/UuK8pH0xdu
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNALERT!!! Kawhi has downloaded new software. ALERT!!!
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNKawaii Leonard is proof that we shouldn't fear our inevitable automated robot future.
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNIt's soooooooo crazy cause I can never really explain exactly how it feels but whatever this pic is that's exactly… https://t.co/eNH8PfQQmo
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNLULZ https://t.co/9UsY6yNbJNGunna make a dj edit of Ludacris- Stand Up and Kendrick - Humble so people don't know if they should stand up or sit down.
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @caaaaaitlyn MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE A GOOD TOTEM!The Milly Rock song has one of uncatchiest beats for a song with a dance associated with it.
4/22
2017
Closing out my night at @themanifest with @jcabarteja & @SSSOLUTION! No cover. No dress code.… https://t.co/qNuuB9sj8cYo it's cool u rappers got all this $$$$ but trim/clean ya fuckin finger nails
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNERIC GORDAN AKA "TIMBALAND LITE"Abrenas should challenge himself to grow that cheek beard of his so that it covers his face like a ski mask.Hoiberg calling the plays since Rondo out and the players standing around cause they dont pay attention to Hoiberg when he draws them up
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @_apegarcia Also: really needed Rondo to not wear that suit ever again.With the shot. https://t.co/f0TraMc2yH
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNFascinating read: https://t.co/W51QeFBbaoThe war on drugs was a failure. It criminalized what is a public health matter. It was a war on poor communities more than anything.
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWNI'm closing out the K.FLAY concert from the @itsasafehouse DJ booth tonight (FRI 4/21). Stick… https://t.co/A8rN2OEQzk @anntieup CLOWIN'!!One month in, Obama and Congress passed nearly $300 billion in tax cuts. 3 months in, Trump has no tax cuts, no proposal, no tax personnel
Retweeted by CHINATOWN, CHINATOWN @alshipley There is a "Finding Richard Simmons" podcast. Pretty interesting.
4/21
2017

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