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Dan Moren @dmoren Somerville, MA

Storyteller, rocketeer. Author of forthcoming SF novel THE CALEDONIAN GAMBIT. Tech writer. Host of @reboundcast, @clockwisepod & @incon_ceivable. Slam evil.

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Joined Twitter 1/19/07

My whole “not preordering the Nintendo Switch” plan was going great until I saw there was an updated Mario Kart. :/
@waynedixon @jsnell @sixcolorsmag It’s probably just ghosts.You’ve got questions, we’ve got jokes. Answers. I meant answers. other panel I’m moderating at @ConFusionMI is…a draft. (Of course.) Panelists will assemble a team from fiction to combat a threat!One of the panels I’m moderating at @ConFusionMI is a round-table discussion on Mr. Robot and what the hell we think is happening.For your first chance to catch me in the wild this year, I’ll be at @ConFusionMI next week, including moderating a couple panels. @rakdaddy @ConFusionMI GUESS WHO GETS TO MODERATE THAT PANEL AND BE THE ULTIMATE JUDGE. *evil cackle* @helenewecker Inappropriate for children.
What the actual what? of me hopes Trump gets up to take the oath of office next week, and when he goes to put his hand on the Bible…"Only ones who care about my tax returns are the reporters." Retweet this if you're not a reporter, but you care about Trump's tax returns.
Retweeted by Dan Moren @MykeCole Great, because I got really mad at my computer the other day, and I have some important files I need to get back.Retweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns
Retweeted by Dan Moren @heymermaid 🌈🍯We’ll be live at the top of the hour with our pals @schollem and @jamesthomson.
Retweeted by Dan Moren @will_wagner @LMMyles My version had an R2D2 with a digital display that served as the die. just woke up after a 6 year nap, and WHAT THE HELL DID YOU ALL DO. @will_wagner @LMMyles Trying to get them to play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit on an upcoming episode...You know Twitter has changed when nobody in your feed has pointed out that it’s 1/11/11. @Genevieve For science.NECROTECH is a thing I wrote. Some people liked it—and it's eligible for awards, should you be among them.
Retweeted by Dan Moren @danielpunkass What were the ‘60s like, old man?
Hope you enjoyed Obama's speech. You won't hear anything so cogent and kind for a long time. So, with complete sincerity: THANKS, OBAMA.
Retweeted by Dan MorenIn a classic example of his executive overreach, Barack Obama found a baby he liked and decided to keep it while le…
Retweeted by Dan MorenI hear the Russians have footage of Obama playing basketball and fixing the economy.
Retweeted by Dan MorenHere is your reminder of the best Obama moment ever.’m really gonna miss Uncle Joe. 😞It’s a damn shame that the people who need to hear Obama’s speech the most are precisely the ones who probably aren’t listening. @porchdragon Gonna let that one go, man…For a second, I thought a guy who PBS’s camera panned to during the Obama speech was Leo McGarry, and I almost choked up.The only way this Obama speech could get more cheering is if he drops the Episode VIII trailer at the end.Gonna go watch Obama’s farewell address and just stay in this moment forever, thanks. @heymermaid Let’s not overlook “Ghosts of our Past: Both Literally & Figuratively.” @JasonT @Genevieve Stop being so popular. @Genevieve @JasonT True, though you can turn that off: Settings > Messages > Send as SMS. (I’ve seen it happen much less than it used to.) @JasonT So I guess all your non-iOS friends are out in the cold. @JasonT There are still plans with text message allowances? (I finally got rid of mine a year or two ago.) Also, iMessages don’t count!
@samroebuck And that’s when Sam was disappeared. @antichrista BerenstAin?! @SamSykesSwears And the bear is played by Steve Buscemi. I’m a little rusty, but I thought Altaba is how you switch apps in Windows. @buzz Still, you should go in, sit down, and insist on steamed dumplings until they kick you out. @AaronIsaacs Tony Fadell. @CaballoBobbo @theincomparable Thanks! I can’t take credit for writing the line, but it was fun to say!I always knew @capttaco and I were simpatico. now for something different: The Incomparable riffs “Boy with a Knife!”
Retweeted by Dan Moren @Moltz In utero.Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived. @Moltz This…can’t be real, right? RIGHT? @carlos78oli @mattryanreal I meant again. :)Psyched that @mattryanreal will play John Constantine again. Here’s hoping he shows up on Arrow/Flash/Supergirl. got 99 problems, and one of them is that I have 10 Slacks.Our requests are eminently reasonable, shared by leaders of both parties. I'll return this letter to @SenateMajLdr
Retweeted by Dan MorenThe AP "fact check" of Trump's claim that Streep is overrated is one long piss-take.
Retweeted by Dan Moren @joesteel @bleedsixcolors I’m printing and framing the top part of that tweet.Reminiscing on the 10th anniversary of the iPhone & missing the original launch. Not that I’m bitter.* *I’m bitter.Look, I know about the conflicts of interest, the fight over intelligence, but MERYL?! Come on: That’s the red line. @MykeCole The best tauntaun jokes are tauntaun jokes. That’s a tauntaunology. @rgriff @Schwieb If Lion was good enough for Steve Jobs, it’s good enough for me! *shakes fist* </old man voice> @drengy If I end up needing it regularly for this stuff, I will sign up. @Schwieb Well, it’s Word 2011, so I know I’m a little out of date. :) (It also said it sent the crash logs in automatically, so I dunno?”) @drengy 2011’s the best I’ve got. Maybe after I’ve finished these edits… @FcoRamirezA Yep.Some reminisces, ten years on, about the iPhone’s announcement. Which I missed. 😭 reason I can’t use Scrivener or anything else for is because I’m dealing with edits from my publisher. So Word it is.)Microsoft Word has crashed on me five times while doing edits for the book, losing work each time. I really don’t miss using it.
Everyone who has ever read or watched a Golden Age detective story (Poirot/Marple/etc) will adore this thread. I ab…
Retweeted by Dan Moren @AntonyJohnston God I love this show. Need to find the new episode. @Genevieve @torrance_hanley I think @kbenesh and I are going on MLK Monday. @cmchn Fancy!I might have more respect for @SenateMajLdr if he just came out and said “Yeah, but we’re in power now.” Might. @marcoarment Clearly it plugs directly into the digital audio jacks in your ears. @gte @AstroKatie @GlennF I miss my yearly excuse to come to Montreal and drink with Guy. :/
1st Job 2017? THIS guy!(on #JusticeLeagueAction)Feels good doing kid-friendly old-school comic-book cartoons…
Retweeted by Dan Moren @joelmmathis @blankbaby @deregulator *swoon* @heymermaid Probably better for you by far, too. @heymermaid I’ve had spaghetti squash as pasta that I didn’t think was bad, but it still wasn’t as good as regular pasta... @heymermaid Kind of like spaghetti-squash “pasta”?This is glorious. Mark Hamill reads Trump tweets as The Joker.
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