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Dan Moren @dmoren Somerville, MA

Storyteller, rocketeer, slammer of evil. Author of SF novel THE CALEDONIAN GAMBIT. Tech writer/podcast host. “Competent, if unambitious.” —Publishers Weekly

259 Following   15,038 Followers   50,340 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/19/07


@heymermaid I only just made it to level 11 of our Dark Sun campaign before it ended…I’m trying to remember what I chose for my bard.Man, what a different world that would have been. Something tells me we wouldn’t have made it all the way to Logan… https://t.co/tuXUTqqHA9 @CalebMcDonald Easily the worst of the series. Sorry for any damage it did to your homeland.Mission Impossible II is very very bad. It was bad when I saw it in the theaters in 2000 and it has gotten worse in 18 years. @drwave That was the lesser of two mistakes.Mistakes are being made. https://t.co/NKAfhE116LAbout to go live! https://t.co/2EKxBDMh6rIt’s gonna be one of those @incon_ceivable episodes, I can tell already. https://t.co/yKiEvXrsKIWhat could go wrong. https://t.co/2EKxBDMh6r @heymermaid DNA LG, NE? @_brianhamilton @lexfri @alyankovic Lex is living his dream. Who would have think it all the way back when he and I watched UHF together?When our landlord (who lives upstairs) is out of town, it’s a great time for the hot water heater to start leaking.
6/24
2018
@grynspan @drwave @jsnell @gte I once knew a kid named Guy Mann in high school. @neilhimself As a kid my best friend had grown up in Australia and got me to try a spoonful of Vegemite under the s… https://t.co/WcdZCfWr1f @GlennF I have a team of producers behind me and we’re ready to have this convo. @GlennF Sure! I even recorded it for you as a film. @drwave @jsnell @gte But I am a real worm! @GlennF You can join my production if you want. https://t.co/cyYU1eGNGp @jsnell @gte He’s not a real doctor… @Eric_Fischl @senatorjohn Looking forward to your upcoming book, Take Me Out to the Medicine Show. (Also I used… https://t.co/kJTbnFrLbg @jsnell @gte We need a grant or a fellowship. Surely someone wants to sponsor us. @jtkantor We particularly enjoyed your rendition of That Thing You Do. @jtkantor Hello! Fine work as always, sir!7th wasn't too shabby either. @ Fenway Park https://t.co/bJX0zRL4Hr @aschwortz @skimcasual Nope. I don’t read Hebrew. :/Ladies and gentlemen, he made it happen. Thanks @senatorjohn! https://t.co/BlGyxLfZVW @senatorjohn @marinaepelman @Legopolis My girlfriend would love to hear Africa by Toto. (Also, say hi to Mr. Kantor for me.)
6/23
2018
@zeepzerp All the formats! Whatever you like reading in. I appreciate it! Thanks!During an instant replay at Fenway just now they played the Doctor Who theme. Is @Legopolis running the PA or something? @tiffanyarment Your long con has paid off! Now to scarper with all of his sensitive data! @PhilipMichaels You might say ice is a…slippery…slope. @PhilipMichaels He knows what he did. @thepelkus If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times. @jamesthomson @DelilahSDawson Same llama. It was a real jerk, that one. @DelilahSDawson Goddamnit, who told you about the llama? I want names! https://t.co/JzVhOsiVU1The only good ICE. https://t.co/Q0SlgE81pHWhat could I be saying here that’s making my fellow @theincomparable cohosts laugh this hard?… https://t.co/SoRHA4PSL1
Retweeted by Dan MorenI remember seeing this fake front page at my parents’ house and, guiltily, I must admit I thought it was the kind o… https://t.co/s0UiN29asyOne of the worst conversations I have in my job goes a little something like this: Me: Hey, can I commission [sequ… https://t.co/09ee1Eg0I3
Retweeted by Dan MorenThere is no war in Ba Sing Se.
Retweeted by Dan Moren @Pit05 @macworld Always hard to tell what Apple’s margins on a given product are. Reasonable conjecture, but difficult to prove….Where oh where can the Mac updates be? @dmoren wonders aloud what we're all thinking inside. https://t.co/9YZVRrQYXA https://t.co/wftxSIE2iT
Retweeted by Dan MorenBoooooooo to NBC cancelling Timeless (again). Season 2 was great and ended on a hell of a cliffhanger. https://t.co/KAiFLDFMygI’n not one to repeatedly tweet about things, but I’m excited about this new podcast and hope people enjoy it! https://t.co/2ThJRT8vQY
Retweeted by Dan Moren @Kersimus https://t.co/w6C8NOMgaV @Kersimus THERE’S NO DIALOGUE THERE MATT.My habit of responding to people with an appropriate line of movie dialogue has really taken on a whole new dimensi… https://t.co/5Uwp4mQMud @TristanPalmgren @ChuckWendig @rakdaddy More like Cardboardland amirite? @rakdaddy At least Operation has the buzzing and the lights and requires a degree of manual dexterity. If you’re go… https://t.co/iXjjKZBnpB @jamesthomson Good news, it’s also take your James home day. @rakdaddy It is one of the worst board games in the history of board games. Years ago I babysat my cousin’s daughte… https://t.co/aYRfaRbxP1 @rakdaddy I led an army into Candyland, Adam. The streets ran red with melted cherry lollipop, Gingerbread limbs st… https://t.co/D0t81xI6XR @AaronIsaacs I have a cassette tape of that somewhere! Or I used to at least. Not quite the same caliber, but it’s cute. @rakdaddy https://t.co/a1djW6vsyXYes! Everybody should check out the Star Wars radio dramas. They’re up there with the movies for me. (At least the… https://t.co/cj2yRP9nnl @rakdaddy What’s he doing there?I’m sitting by an open window in the coffee shop and there’s a place across the street that bakes their own bread a… https://t.co/mE8HPaimhH @ChuckWendig Look, it’s just a matter of your childhood context. Maybe not everybody grew up with the threat of bei… https://t.co/KNS5guCblw @ChuckWendig I always pictured Gurgi as way less cute than the animation made him out to be. Purple with fuzz and tentacles. @ChuckWendig Crunchings AND munchings?!Well, that was a Fiasco!
6/22
2018
“There, there, don’t cry,” the First Lady said, reassuringly patting the top of a fire hydrant.
Retweeted by Dan Morenwow these guys might really be onto something https://t.co/pY8srM5Bep
Retweeted by Dan Moren @lexfri Yutes gone too far this time. @lexfri Who’s Youm? @lexfri Nobody asked you. @usbergo @borderlands_sf A farmer OF WORDS. @joesteel Bond sale. James Bond sale.Narrator: It wasn’t legit. https://t.co/7gNv52d9hM @ChuckWendig @scalzi @MykeCole @SamSykesSwears I’d also watch a show with Myke accosting people and yelling NO THEY… https://t.co/0S8WDa813D @rakdaddy And that is skill.Jesus Christ I was doing my best to hold it together and then I read this. https://t.co/ScVoCOzRfU https://t.co/5TMuKyuJ8I
Retweeted by Dan Moren @rakdaddy Is that strategy in your pants or are you just happy to I’ll see myself out. @misterarnie If there was a problem with Empire Strikes Back it really was the lack of a Death Star to blow up. Com… https://t.co/i9eCKFfVq7Q: What does Jabba the Hutt need when he’s eating sushi? A: a bib for tuna. #starwarsjokes #starwarsdadjokes https://t.co/u2OX8hF5uv
Retweeted by Dan Moren @indiesarah Shhhhhh.Starting a campaign to remake the remake of The Last Jedi. (It’ll just be the actual movie, but don’t tell anybody.)please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaase please actually happen please please please please please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻… https://t.co/dkrnDxXnOd
Retweeted by Dan Moren @rakdaddy One squirrel with a lightsaber and I think we’ve got a winner on our hand.
6/21
2018

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