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edy 😋 @doodiehole_ Brooklyn, NY

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Joined Twitter 5/23/16


ELIXR CUNT, a filmé i created (dir., wrote, prod.) premiers right here right now. i could not have done it without… https://t.co/qjRwX9vGJS
7/21
2018
in the car w my mom and her friend Angela! we are talking about Fans! mother prefers the Tower Fan!
7/7
2018
Tonight! A roller skating comedy show with @anafabregagood, @westonhaney, @themediawitch_ , @Happibirthdaylu,… https://t.co/FjCrQI4UvB
Retweeted by edy 😋ROFL, TN 8pm @ourwickedlady me and @elizahurwitz have been POSSESSED! i ate my landlords Dog While fcking his wife… https://t.co/C74D6yVUs4
6/19
2018
Tonite!!!!!!! https://t.co/iIKyLjZEtx
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6/15
2018
howdy.I have a new idea for episode of “friends” reboot. as it turns out chandler died as a roadie for Dane cook so… https://t.co/5ROSktVosF
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6/7
2018
🤪 https://t.co/nS95coY5Vwi’m @TigNotaro today 🤪
6/6
2018
This is tonight at @UnionHallNY! It would be a crime to miss it! (3-5 years) https://t.co/nmTd71MLgw
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6/3
2018
this is a message to my haters if u come for me i will surrender immediately and probably cumi feel like binky from arthur around Every gentle girlr dog the only animal w that d tho
6/2
2018
@333333333433333 omg ty darcie :)))))))))) !!!!
5/25
2018
WELP....STR8 FROM THE MOUTHS OF BLONSK THEY SAY!!!! CUM 2 MY BUTT SMELL LIKE SHIT ON 5/27 @ LITTLEFIELD!!!… https://t.co/GnEYmpKN4P
5/23
2018
cross faded and driving 60mph. thinking of you
Retweeted by edy 😋the only acceptable way to live in ur piss is to live in the reservoir needles to say i have changed my home of address :/i drink mud for fun and attention!i just did a fart that said laurel
5/16
2018
@natefernald :)))) ty !!!!!!
5/10
2018
please watch this insightful look at dating in the modern age... https://t.co/DFOYamFPO1
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5/9
2018
🤪corm to my one woman show 🤪 https://t.co/NRXyWW7PEr 🤪 https://t.co/Pdn2z9OLNP
5/7
2018
Fiancé not frisbee ! 😤
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5/3
2018
@brian4showbiz yes brotheri’m gunna take molly and not drink any water and play with a gun inside of a hole under a car
4/29
2018
@2tonbug @TisherTisher @PTRSMTH @juliothesquare @MeaghanStrick @jamieloftusHELP @westonhaney break a leg boys! https://t.co/aVXaz4UBGh
4/23
2018
@nicknaney @sdesiena omg lol!!!! 💓is baby driver still in theaters 😋trying to finish a project for school tomorrow. wyd? https://t.co/wDhCUtCtl1
Retweeted by edy 😋just got home from lacrosse practice https://t.co/NjDlqcJFsQ
Retweeted by edy 😋Church & lacrosse today. What are you doing? https://t.co/TcfTWeCa7H
Retweeted by edy 😋Headed out with my big bro https://t.co/IKOMUPlNaI
Retweeted by edy 😋been working on new music and vlogs. what are you doing? https://t.co/pAqj0EesRx
Retweeted by edy 😋comment 🙇‍♂️ if you have a test this week at school too https://t.co/qFTGgztgEp
Retweeted by edy 😋nothing makes me happier than a good book and a glass of water :)
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4/22
2018
hi https://t.co/xJqUbWe5ZA @brian4showbiz i h8 u @catccohen :((((sat on a induction borner and now my hole melted shut :( caca comin out my eyes cuz it don’t know where to go ugh :(
4/18
2018
TONIGHT: @robertistheMan @Justsydnyc @catccohen @MattBarats @joecastlebaker join me & @doodiehole_ as we celebrate… https://t.co/0uvrsxQSZr
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4/16
2018
war 😞 but anklet season 🤪anklet season 😋
4/14
2018
i got a bunch of drugs and fell off of a fire escape for my 26th borthday and that makes me feel...........Bad!
4/8
2018
God Damnit... I fucking hate myself when I eat that good ass meal that ive been thinking about all day.
Retweeted by edy 😋i will Never ask u to donate to an online fundraiser on my birthday
4/6
2018
now isn’t a good time to befriend me bc i am reading a Book so i’m going to be saying that
4/5
2018
@trulyrick https://t.co/3KmKzq7taqi remember when I had an adult kickball team and I was the boss so I named the team "Sissy Spacek" and we would all… https://t.co/Ie2MPL0CAW
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4/2
2018
when RuPaul makes us listen to another one of her songs https://t.co/1bdM4FGoGu
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3/30
2018
i did shocker to my landlord and now i have caca under my nail twist i’m my landlord i own the building and am look… https://t.co/tdTVgsFIUK=^..^= peekaboo againbyeim pretendin 2 be a snake on the floor !!!!!!!!!!!ew stinky!!!!!!!!!! now i’m doin alien face and i’m like Take Me To Ur Tacos everyone st work is laughing 😂 😂😂😂 ur… https://t.co/TaxTZh4inQ4 real this bitch came to work and i was like .........uhhhhhh did someone bring meat tacos in dis room ?????? LOL… https://t.co/ZKp31577Nawen ur coworker says she wanna give u a "pro tip" and ur industry is sandwiches 😂 😂shit up ugly bitch ur breath STI… https://t.co/PMYxNmExgX=^..^= peekaboo
3/23
2018
@trulyrick l o l
3/19
2018
^___^ shmee0___o hi
3/16
2018
just swiped right bc i thought it was Nev but it was just a man whose first pic is of him and Nev needless to say i… https://t.co/MzKSe4uo2E
3/13
2018
@swinfordtravis ya but navy Nurse pantseveryone at work calling me nurse edy lol 🙄i bought nurse pants bc i thought they made me look skater but i actually just look like a nurse
3/12
2018
💪tonight at 9:30PM @bowenyang bring our psycho workout DURBIS back💪 At the Brick Theater as opening night of the… https://t.co/cNPPXdZ35H
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3/8
2018
@drewsprice @kateberlant well fok ....
3/7
2018
wots up tn tho 😋did i mention my bing hol is grey ?????????????i miss the soylent shits my ex bf Rohan used to take on my chest :(one time he poured scalding hot water on my face and i passed out (from the steaM!) and when i came to he wer… https://t.co/noL9e63Czkmy ex bf was so random i lovd it he would wear white contacts whenever he wanted his alone time 😋my bung hol is grey !!!!!!!!!!!!
3/5
2018
CORM THRU!!!!! TONIGHT!!!! 7PM!!!! https://t.co/WgR9vAwUWq
3/1
2018
uh oh my mom just found out about my squidward tattoo
Retweeted by edy 😋my new job has a nap room for members but i have to eat eggs standing up in a closet that by the looks of it is For dust
2/28
2018
i’d like to see a myth busters on brita filters and the helen keller story
2/21
2018
i wish more ppl were checking me out on this quad rnnormally this look mad different https://t.co/3upXtM5FB2i just put liquid collagen on my face and now i Go to NYU
2/20
2018
i said “i’m good at jobs” at a job interview today
2/16
2018
Tomorrow night! A roller skating comedy show w/@StavComedy, @Karobeanah, @conner_omalley, @ikeminded &… https://t.co/9gfJ2w4lHi
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1/28
2018
i wish chicken cutlet wer good 4 u 😞😋 okthere was a time in my life when i “couldn’t” do something else because i was chatting with smarterchildu can take nap in dunkin donuts
1/23
2018
i dont drink and my gf doesnt smoke so when we make love, I get really fucking high... and she gets really fucking… https://t.co/bBQq0py8Ft
Retweeted by edy 😋I am usually shaking my head and saying “what?” through the first 15 minutes of a television episode until I really like it.
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1/22
2018
u tell me how to set up this external hard drive i have and i will actually get back to u on what i’ll give u bc i’… https://t.co/cpmPSpB40i
1/17
2018
@PretUsa lol omg 😊😊😊😊 @doodiehole_ We love you too... and that Turkey wrap looks delicious!
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1/11
2018
if @Pret turned out to be evil i would be Devastated 🤪 @Pret LOVING my turkey wrap!!!!! U Rock!!!!!!!! https://t.co/l9i5bFKMBh @Pret i love u but i also trust ubitches where r u getting ur jeans
1/10
2018
@benkling i guess dats y u got the check mark Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!regret is a useless emotion and sometimes i eat pieces of Woodi wonder where America's Biggest Hole isi have been inside this cabinet for 2 full days now and i Must say I am Eating wood
1/8
2018
y am i allowed to write so much lol sux for yall v chill for me i like to express what is going on in my day altho… https://t.co/WwzuayZFSGu cud say i don’t have a business mind and maybe that’s y i am having trouble with success but i refuse to believe… https://t.co/PVjGuELeZb
1/6
2018

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