@znh word clouds mentioned daily at the RNC. Can't help but think of you :)
@greenkeeperio hey there, I pay for an organization plan and I can't seem to open support at all. help me get help :)
@TXLord solr_tabs ftw!
@mperham one can dream. That's what retirement is going to look like :)
First night out in Austin without uber or lyft. This. Sucks.
5 years to the day of Osama Bin Laden being killed. My memory: So. Many. Tweets
Getting "Unexpected sign-in attempt" emails for my $YHOO account. Is coaxing me to act the newest frontier in MAU growth hacking?
@SnoozeAMEatery Are you taking reservations for Mother's day in ATX? I live in the neighborhood and can't wait to get my Snooze brunch on!
Is Justin Bieber wearing a tank-top jumper? #GRAMMYs
@grandecom AHH! VoD Frustration! Made it 20 minutes into show, accidentally hit remote and we have to start over?! I should recut the cord
@TaosSkiValley I can't get anybody to call me back for ski school and lodging reservations. please help!
My son just showed me this Your Star Wars name is the last 4 digits of your SS + you mother's maiden name. Mine's 3372 McClure What's yours?
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Retweeted by Eric Falcao
Twitch installs Arch Linux: A cooperative text-based horror game. https://t.co/84qO8YoOT4
Captains of industry! http://t.co/ntnjNwzWb1
Totally grooving to this Bryan Adams muzak at the doctor's office.
@draughthouse what's the food situation for tonight?
@bretthoerner I'm intrigued.
@bretthoerner putting crawfish out of their misery
@bretthoerner I bought a bottle of mead and @elliefalcao didn't like the taste much. Had to pick up the slack :) @bretthoerner first time I've gone. The rest of the family has gone before. Fun times... Glass blowing, funnel cake, mead. @bretthoerner yes, pretty much. Being driven back to Austin right now. You there? @bretthoerner I'm so drunk on mead right now @ShackTaco so much ice, so little beverage :( http://t.co/TneucKR74B
@isaach unintended consequence of reinforced cockpit doors :(
World: "you look so nice today." Me: "I had a hole in my jeans and these slacks were closest"
The "malfunctioning" automated paper towel dispenser is proof that one day machines will enslave us all.
cheeky test tuesday http://t.co/xnLt6k1zzM
I don't always code in production, but when I do, I rely on RAM to keep serving up the files I accidentally deleted. *facepalm*
Anderson's first hockey game :) http://t.co/VtG5ebbzyF
I want to be like @bsdphk when I grow up.
@bretthoerner your streams got disabled yesterday. lots of nagios and pagerduties :)
@isaach thank you for everything! Don't be a stranger. Enjoy your funemployment!
It pisses me off when songs disappear from google play music. Makes it really clear that I'm just borrowing music. Grrrr
Last minute Thanksgiving trip with @elliefalcao and kids: AUS 🚙 DFW ✈ ORD ✈ LHR 🚄 CDG ✈ JFK 🚕 EWR ✈ DFW 🚙 AUS!
@TXLord 4th floor puppy still sleeping, bathroom closed for cleaning. Same old same old.
Capturing the true spirit of Thanksgiving by taking a trip to London. Objective: say "AWESOME" as much as possible (the locals love that)