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Brand/Product/Neurodesign. Founder https://t.co/APxY6i7KPt. Former Head of Product IAC/Daily Burn, Fitocracy (aq 2016), Wonderfactory. Artisanal eyebrows.

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Protip: If you try to swipe your coffee card rather than your MetroCard, it's not going to work.
11/4
2017
@Doctor_J_ And this is a GOOD thing @Antillious πŸ˜‚ @heyisha @biancaxunise @carlylane Ha!
11/3
2017
@jongold πŸŒοΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ‘πŸΌ, Jon @BenTormey TruthinessContrary to popular belief, cocaine and cigarettes are not a good long-term weightloss plan.
11/2
2017
Broker: "It has an in-unit washer/dryer!" British person looking for a NY apt: "You know there are only 4 laundromats in the UK, right?"
10/11
2017
@justinmacnair "React Native!" In 5...4...3... @justinmacnair The usual trick of optimize one platform before building/paying support and development of two code bases... but, yes :) @jc4p HahaA new thing to help you sleep better, reduce anxiety and find your happy. Inscape 2.0 is Meditation For Today.… https://t.co/NxgAH6WKC8
10/5
2017
So you design for iPhone, right? https://t.co/y7305cDiVW
9/19
2017
@Antillious It'll be interesting @Antillious You can pull a fingerprint off a glass and use it with TouchID. But you have to magically find that 1 i… https://t.co/Ut2J10l8VT @ZachAG Something about Arya Stark goes hereSo everyone freaking out about the face recognition as log-in. Why no similar freakout about TouchID? #iPhoneX
9/14
2017
I know the notched-forehead is weird. You know the notched-forehead is weird. But we're going to buy it anyway, right? #iphonexApple removed Apps from iTunes 12.7. How will a user manage their old app subscriptions if they've switched to Android? #CustomerService
9/13
2017
@jervoris So I guess they'll be dropping the digit monikers by the time we get to what would have been the iPhone 10. Otherwise... WEIRD.I bet Ted Cruz's camp is happy that it's an iPhone day. @joshwclement Or deceased poets? @joshwclement I'm going with star signs @joshwclement Ha haWhy not the "pro" moniker? Because it's the ten year anniversary? It's a curious marketing choice if true.What do they call the iPhone 10* when it comes out? Yes. I'm late to the party. *OS "X" was pronounced "ten" for well over a decade.
9/12
2017
@QuadCinema @pentagram And also. I can't type. @QuadCinema And great work to @pentagram for the facelift.@QuadCinema are crushing it; the most interesting programing in NYC. Whoever is was that dropped a giant bag of $ on them... Thank you.
9/1
2017
@BenTormey @KevinKlaes πŸ˜‚
8/19
2017
@BenTormey @sofienut The rhythm, not the donkey. I'm pretty sure there are laws against the latter. @BenTormey @sofienut You can feel it everywhere @bobmatnyc I was at 140 characters ands couldn't add the "." In front πŸ˜‰Product people: It's a 1% use case that anyone wants to add the very first picture they took from their library. Always show latest first.
8/11
2017
Golfclap.gif https://t.co/A5sizxnsDfEvery year: Apple: "We've added these amazing new features to iOS." Tech press: "Here's how to switch off those features to save battery."
8/10
2017
Try onshoring. You'll save money in the long run #branddilution
8/9
2017
My spidey-sense says it's @MaiaDunphy's birthday. https://t.co/cWcxkx38A7
8/7
2017
How manners work: A short guide. Do: Hold the door open because it's polite. Do not: Hold the door open because you expect a thank you.
8/2
2017
I guess he couldn't, in fact, do the Fandango? https://t.co/sVY9l5aPet
7/31
2017
Is #Obamacare perfect? No. But perhaps let's not repeal until we've a viable alternative. Great work by… https://t.co/hOEYkQBlE6
7/28
2017
@CommDao Nailed it. Finally.
7/19
2017
@MaiaDunphy Ah well done x https://t.co/D4UTMiOuTu
7/4
2017
@andreasilenzi "Bully" πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
6/19
2017
@andreasilenzi @Bonobos Please think of us little people when you're drinking your Mai Oh Mai on the corporate yacht..@andreasilenzi Well done. It's clear that the @Bonobos sale is purely down to the Why Oh Why live shows.
6/16
2017
@SlackHQ 😘 @SlackHQ I'm sure there are lots of users who live on the subway (or who have to walk around the giant data deadzones of NYC etc). @SlackHQ Having to manually tap to resend isn't ideal (especially if you're on more than one team).Hey @SlackHQ any chance an offline comment mode (sends updates when you reconnect) is on the way?
6/13
2017
@ZachAG @lizdemcsak My jimmies are rustled
6/12
2017
Goodnight, Adam West... https://t.co/UbnUyt2mJf https://t.co/U3550Fqgc8
6/10
2017
@ddn @girlziplocked @jc4p ...and how are you going to execute your options, kids? What with your inconceivable student loan debt? @ddn @girlziplocked @jc4p Lol, stock options.Create accessible design without sacrificing aesthetics w/ @hellogeri’s book: Color Accessibility Workflows. https://t.co/zCDP70m2JM
Retweeted by Jared CockenPost: Type design guru Dan Rhatigan on variable fonts and how they'll change everything. https://t.co/h32VrHD4hH https://t.co/jhyK5YNn1S
Retweeted by Jared CockenThis truth train just went off the tracks.Consider brevity? #comeyhearings #mccainHow long will it take for that Comey shrug/impression to be the hottest gif on The Interwebs? #comeyhearingThese senators are doing everything but ask Comey why he wore such a revealing suit to meet with Trump.
Retweeted by Jared Cocken"Like feeding seagulls at the beach" #ComeyHearing https://t.co/J47kLev0q6Soundbites just got real, yo #ComeyHearingTourism to the US way down this year. Wonder why. Also something about "Jaabs" https://t.co/Uk63cyylf6 @MaiaDunphy Deal. <Music from Deliverance plays softly in the background> @MaiaDunphy Didn't go when I lived there. Perhaps it was all the drunk as hell British stags always pouring out of the place... @jkoxvold What brought up that classic? @MaiaDunphy Pride. For sure.Bloomingdales are looking for designers. https://t.co/Wrf8jSWu1Q
6/8
2017
Hey Chicago Peeps. Go and do this thing. https://t.co/RpU1UEXkLnWe love working with @patmcgrathreal and we're stoked for her @CFDA Award. https://t.co/7oWiEvQWpg
6/6
2017
We have the best manuals https://t.co/OodFDMrgKV
6/2
2017
@jkoxvold made a book. You should buy it. https://t.co/jTJK2KPDfi
6/1
2017
Alamo wins the day. Again. https://t.co/JTDURK4imC @AlamoNYC For a second I thought a face-hugger had successfully implanted a xenomorph in my chest...then I realized… https://t.co/sQXmA7gece...So many closets full of never.Do: Buy the right thing at a discount Sometimes: Buy the right thing at full price Never: Buy the wrong thing at a discount #retailThis early trailer leak for Infinity War is πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ https://t.co/oeJLyTowOg @jorah @MLDFRJDN I see what you did there. (Because of the daylight) @jorah @MLDFRJDN πŸ‘πŸ»
5/26
2017

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