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Eridani Baker @EridaniBaker Auckland City, New Zealand

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654 Following   227 Followers   2,226 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


Afghan artist Kubra Khademi’s eight-minute walk in Kabul in armour to highlight male street harassment and abuse of… https://t.co/GCw4uPjENg
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11/18
2017
@donnabrookbanks Oh man, same. I regret choosing that alarm tone so bad. Now birdsong fills me with rage.
11/16
2017
This little boy just wants to find all his friends homes — and he and his mom are doing the most amazing thing to h… https://t.co/XCuZeHuxXk
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11/12
2017
@_chloeswarbrick @NZGreens @golrizghahraman Whoop!!!!
11/9
2017
This is a story about a brave goat https://t.co/gaXWyV6hXiGood dog https://t.co/3dM6eZsMfj @TwoPaddocks I love your pig so much @Calbingmartin What!!!?
11/7
2017
This is Charlie. His blindness gives him a perpetual look of cautious fascination. Other good boy characteristics c… https://t.co/a2oQP0udis
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11/6
2017
If you can't wait until it's dark to set off fireworks, why not save $ and just stare at the empty sky yelling "Bang" every now and then?
Retweeted by Eridani Baker @NicSampson This is the best tweet in history
11/5
2017
I want to be in charge of teaching baby otters to swim. https://t.co/ssTqdWxoHJ
11/4
2017
Right-o, cheeto 🖕🏽 https://t.co/esf6M0NwI9This dog hiding so no one can see him https://t.co/0faIZvjkxm
11/3
2017
Super https://t.co/RL16IJZw4Q @TwoPaddocks What is this pig called? I wanna be friends with him.
10/30
2017
"#NationalCatDay? I'm fabulous every day, darling " https://t.co/g7DCnkbvlW
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10/29
2017
Hosking very thankful hot chicky babe PM now too busy to birth any more communists #LikeMike https://t.co/6z5ullVFGZ
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10/26
2017
#ballday
10/24
2017
@Aung_Munster You just wait. You’ll want one too. @LaydeeAidee @nzherald Fucking ridiculous
10/21
2017
can we please call it the reeferendum https://t.co/bvLcZQSzIW
Retweeted by Eridani BakerGood things happen when you go to yoga. https://t.co/WwaDIDqmM0"I'm blind!" "I can see!" "I'm blind!" "I can see!" https://t.co/KybhWKf160
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI want a pink tracksuit
10/20
2017
💚💚💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍🏽 let’s get rowdyBoom shake the roomFuck yes!
10/18
2017
Update: I’m on to my second tea. No dogs. I saw one at Plant Barn earlier and didn’t pat it. I just keep wishing I had.I’m pretending to have a comfortable tea in this chair out front of my house, but really, I’m waiting for dogs to walk by.
10/16
2017
As opposed to the actual witch hunts, this situation calls for a witch hunt. https://t.co/rnX6We9F6d
10/15
2017
List of things that are not a good idea: driving to Beach Haven in a broken car.
10/12
2017
Guys, plugs don't look natural.My car is making rainbow weez puddles. #weez
10/10
2017
Every time you take up two parks with one car, a fairy dies.
10/9
2017
Really D.trump? I've just invented the words 'repugnant simpleton'. https://t.co/ZCt96TGzerThis is my favourite song about cucumbers every. https://t.co/b0DeiI1BDaI've never known anything about dinosaurs and I never once found Carmen Sandiego.
10/8
2017
It was at this moment that Michelle decided to delete her Tinder profile. https://t.co/yyXSjxgobh
Retweeted by Eridani BakerIf you can't do your dishes, then you're not allowed to eat.
10/6
2017
The worst thing you can do is take up two parks with one car.
10/1
2017
Hit me up for a massage ya'll https://t.co/5INAtPb1Uz
9/30
2017
I want a dog
9/28
2017
"Candy tails" clip into your hair convenient snacking. https://t.co/BqJDPAkwF6You have to be so careful not to wander into traffic even if there's a dog in a passenger seat sitting like a person. @donnabrookbanks I did that one time.
9/27
2017
One time, a dude came to my class in FULL 80s sweat attire. He's already won the day, you can go back to bed.
9/26
2017
@TIME @electric_drew I really really like this videoMeet Bubbles. She's never had a bath. Seems ok with that. Background pup is also a star. 13/10 would give the world… https://t.co/XWWfiR4QIE
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI'm going to write a sign that says "clean it like later you have to lick it".
9/24
2017
This is heart warming af. When the littler one gets briefly distracted by the ball. https://t.co/TP36GdLfliShit floats https://t.co/kZ29OI6Byj
9/23
2017
Instagram gave us all permission to be psychotically into dogs.I love this https://t.co/RkxH8OxAUQ @jacindaardern This is brilliantLast places to enrol (and vote): - Vic Park New World (6pm close) - Grey Lynn Library Hall (6pm) - Grey Lynn Community Centre (7pm) #vote17
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9/22
2017
The wrong coloured yoga tights will make you look like you've wet yourself. @Calbingmartin @dadwroteaporno just skip straight to this one. https://t.co/ubMWwy0Smo
9/21
2017
@Calbingmartin @GalleryBooks @dadwroteaporno Wait till you get to the maze @Calbingmartin @GalleryBooks @dadwroteaporno Im so happy to have turned you on to it.
9/19
2017
#pornoday https://t.co/wT8sh3U8XM
9/17
2017
What a pantsing @TheACCnz https://t.co/PwDplj3pGJThere is a lot of stupid hair running about the field today. @TheACCnz @iHeartRadioNZ @allanscottwines Whoop
9/15
2017
I'm the sink is not the same as washed. I hope my house mate follows me on twitter.I know that to be on time I need to move now, but I'm still just sitting here, looking at pugs.
9/10
2017
jus a pug in a hoodie https://t.co/Q7WUrHKOKT
Retweeted by Eridani Baker @ChelseaMcMillar I just ate half a block of cheese, which I melted in the frying pan, and then dipped narn bread in. @ChelseaMcMillar This afternoon I went to the supermarket and didn't get anything for dinner coz I was trying to be on a diet.
9/6
2017
Bills march for Bill https://t.co/7eadlNdrjj
9/4
2017
literally the cutest thing ever 😍 https://t.co/KFJF6EJ0QY
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9/3
2017
I'm so sorry for this https://t.co/cJHa98Z0rJ
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9/2
2017
@donnabrookbanks It's delicious though. We just remember it as gross.Everyone needs to give marmalade a second chance.
9/1
2017
I love this so much https://t.co/1JfAdQ6VxE
8/30
2017
This is how my face goes when I have seen a dog. https://t.co/j388qxdQTn @donnabrookbanks I like this very very much. Very much.
8/29
2017
Lmao my dog sucks at fetch https://t.co/pxyNYlMHj1
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8/27
2017

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