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Eridani Baker @EridaniBaker Auckland City, New Zealand

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580 Following   225 Followers   2,039 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


@willsommer This freelance carpenter is literally the anti-Christ
4/26
2017
Whale fart https://t.co/ERD0GNy0hh
4/25
2017
Rarely does the container hold the amount of thing I have aimed to put in it. My cup runs over. #cooking
4/24
2017
The s in science is redundant. It would still say science without the s. #cienceEventually, but at a later date. https://t.co/oDzUSxMlE2
4/23
2017
Yep https://t.co/2rKx7ArnjT
4/19
2017
I always know when bin day is because it's the day I reverse into bins.
4/18
2017
Everything is shut. Today is like Christmas but without ham or snacks.Watching me in the kitchen: "STOP! honestly!!! how are you alive?"-Ché
4/15
2017
Last Easter was better.https://t.co/zca0DOBkus
Retweeted by Eridani BakerThis is my plan. https://t.co/kR1Gdwk0HnHot cross buns are just fruit toast that is more easily burnt.
4/14
2017
This storm is like sex with my ex, #anticlimactic #storm
4/13
2017
New playlist. Check it out and come to class in the morning! I will be accepting hang overs and "but I've never don… https://t.co/ocPLzDYP5khttps://t.co/4jDRbyihIq
4/7
2017
Stop pretending you prefer spiralized zucchini to spaghetti.
4/6
2017
"My ex looks like home-brand Jesus." - Alex @donnabrookbanks I love this
4/5
2017
"I wipe strangers pee off the seat. I think that makes me a good person." -Jon
4/1
2017
Not Eugene from The Walking Dead. Trump, Jr. holding the tail of an elephant he just cut off. Beyond just being g… https://t.co/ZWhwuayVOT
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3/27
2017
.@iseemfunpodcast check itThis human is great #morrissey https://t.co/lzLk1hgSkiI see Theresa May met some children today. https://t.co/jhvMX843uJ
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3/18
2017
@FinnJones dude! Iron Fist! Rad!!!!! Sick fight moves!
3/17
2017
This bear is letting this other bear smell the flower. https://t.co/i1ycMM1MLF
3/16
2017
The Clown. Hooray for @SnoopDogg https://t.co/b3ol3rQQ4k
3/15
2017
I don't know why the kids running in on that interview is funny and I don't like Springsteen.
3/12
2017
Thanks for the laughs and all the rest. https://t.co/bMBQlTYWvII reckon burger alarms have stopped zero burglaries. Also, the neighbors alarm has been going off for 2 hours.Why does the rain mean they can't go look at the ground? another ball day is ruined. I hate this summer.Step into the mind of a champion. Richie McCaw: Chasing Great premieres 8.30pm, Sunday 12 March.🏆 https://t.co/l5d1B8LRgA
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3/11
2017
Bear https://t.co/mWpij5Wc7J
3/9
2017
"Nice shorts...bitch" seems like contradictory thing to holla at a stranger.Teddy killer https://t.co/jcGd2G0T8Y
3/8
2017
Hip-hop Evolution is rad. You should watch it.
3/6
2017
Oh. https://t.co/HK2W7DlCTKSomeone please explain to Donald what an ambassador is. https://t.co/irlvX4MQvJ
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3/4
2017
How bout with a semi? YesHeeee https://t.co/IudiZXEudr
3/3
2017
Ha! https://t.co/3o6vwFIjYaPenis https://t.co/vXC8oLCnaw via @youtube
3/2
2017
@BLACKCAPS @PhotosportNZ whoop! @EridaniBaker https://t.co/2bOdLpL08KThis makes my day. Oh my days #sandstorm https://t.co/Lj05Pb35Or
2/28
2017
I need these shorts https://t.co/xPf0B0N7YUThis is my favourite thing that happened on the internet today #moonlight https://t.co/UZASN8cuQN
2/27
2017
Ball day sucks these days.This is my dream outfit https://t.co/Jo0Wn32De8
2/24
2017
@PLMonNetflix it's the best show ever. It's better than therapy.
2/22
2017
@JenKirkman I think of you every time I catch it. https://t.co/jmcCvLEvNT
2/20
2017
@ChelseaMcMillar Brilliant! Did you do it?
2/18
2017
This cow reminds me of me. https://t.co/ZwceP9XHfP @PLMonNetflix the best! @JoshThomas87 whoop whoop whoop!!!!
2/17
2017
We're probably not going to winhttps://t.co/iEdXioFNTf via @youtube @NPRinvisibilia remember this? But what if you fall for a child of the dirt. That's the worst.
2/16
2017
At last! Some good news. https://t.co/RQULZrdASc
2/15
2017
@bad_zealand It's important to have hopes for the future.
2/13
2017
Alternative news https://t.co/d2dBdbUvbmHe's just like pack 'n save, accept he's full of shit. https://t.co/0I7SEa2KzG
2/11
2017
I think you're going to need an eraser, Twinkey https://t.co/Ja3OTdysu9If Hillary designs a pant suit range for @Nordstrom I will buy five. #hillaryGet in the fucking sea https://t.co/jMjPdG3Y9yI AM ALSO YELLING! https://t.co/iEs0f0kgkgPUT ALL OF LEEDS RIGHT IN THE FUCKING SEA JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE. https://t.co/7t19YPrblf
Retweeted by Eridani Baker"Driving" is on my cv, but it's under alternative facts. @MrJoshThomson is it possible that I just saw #subjectdad on Richmond Rd? Is he in town? Is he doing meet and greets?
2/9
2017
The time @therealelp rapped into a banana will be one of my favourite things for life https://t.co/9oDh67zjTCYes this https://t.co/zcTVs4mVKWthe Warriors win, coach puts it down to BBQ reggae
Retweeted by Eridani BakerNew study suggests it will take toddlers 90 years on average to save for a treehouse deposit, reports The Timaru Herald
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2/7
2017
@bad_zealand @electric_drew @WhelanGemma maybe they can both be Doctors? That would be very cool. Have a nice evening mysterious human. @PebblesHooper not sarcastic!!!
2/6
2017
@PebblesHooper but hi dude. Hope you're well. X @PebblesHooper @nanawintourblog @KrisJenner errrm I don't know how I tweeted that... I think it's the start of a completely unrelated txt @nanawintourblog @PebblesHooper @KrisJenner dude
2/5
2017
@WhelanGemma @hamiltonhodell yes yes yes!!!! Brilliant
2/1
2017
Yes! https://t.co/kmLxKtHurBHoroscope: fuck https://t.co/tqsLfTkma1
1/31
2017

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