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Eridani Baker @EridaniBaker Auckland City, New Zealand

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605 Following   228 Followers   2,104 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


"A game that no one won"What the fark is a "neck roll"?
6/26
2017
@robynmalcolm I've just discovered Upper Middle Bogan on Netflix. So good! You're so good. I love it. Oh I love Julie so much.
6/14
2017
Did I just take a bunch of NASA tank tops from the boys section & put them in the girls section? Yes. Yes I did. https://t.co/hXHBbaog2W
Retweeted by Eridani BakerBlood alcohol is hitting the roof in Dunedin #ballday
6/12
2017
https://t.co/rXc01H26b8It's good to give feedback. https://t.co/QymTHvwVld
6/11
2017
@TheACCnz @RadioHaurakiNZ Remember when the little remote control car drove the little cups of sand out? @TheACCnz bring the tattoo guy to Auckland. @TheACCnz @RadioHaurakiNZ I want a delay, to match my shitty web stream. But thank you.Is there a way to pause the @TheACCnz and then start so you can play in time with a shit stream? #lions #accTheresa May's permanent reaction to the election result https://t.co/JjjtHWNOvW
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6/9
2017
I'm buying a dog police uniform. MoPo the PoPo. https://t.co/4bmDuX9Zx4#cofveve was an official statement. It has been retracted.
6/6
2017
#tindertruths https://t.co/BNcnEDPHI2
6/4
2017
@realDonaldTrump Sit down, be humble.https://t.co/a5QtRiqFDX @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump You're an idiotThe woman who says "shhh" in the Gracie Films logo is my feminist icon. https://t.co/p5lPvjAaA4
Retweeted by Eridani BakerOne day I'm going to adopt one of the dogs that failed to be a police sniffer dog. She will be so smart. I'm going to call her Narc.Imagine being like "the market will solve everything" until the market might take your fave candy away and you're o… https://t.co/DiKbiwHmtr
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6/2
2017
It's so good https://t.co/rQ7JApUjitHot tip. https://t.co/RQUrg9xM9vShe's so rad. https://t.co/V81MPJFSd2
5/27
2017
The boy part of Humans Limited has made something incredibly charming with one of our absolute fave's CHELSEA... https://t.co/a7cuDnSmFt
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5/26
2017
I've reached peak cool #barkers https://t.co/TlSC41mAW5Sports news https://t.co/4jI7rsvDfk"This is a surprising game""Oh, they are terrible, just terrible. We're from Dunedin" - mom #bluesAliens https://t.co/dkgwy3tWwM @reeneebean This is so great
5/25
2017
Face of the thief https://t.co/p6RYeHTJKeWhat we have here is a banana thief #banana https://t.co/N1LsLFZX54Shirtless in the bathroom. Get in the fucking sea. #leftInspirational quote. Hard no. #nodefinitelynotEveryone with a selfie taken in a mirror gets an immediate no. #no
5/23
2017
#TheFloridaProject is a near-perfect follow-up from the director of #Tangerine https://t.co/U5AANFRLGj
Retweeted by Eridani BakerBoring people and really smart people often look similar.Sometimes, I think "oh, you should not do that thing" and then, the very next second, find myself doing that thing.
5/22
2017
@Calbingmartin What's up buttercup?
5/21
2017
@AklWritersFest Letter to my future self Let me go, I'm dead. But don't forget I was here. Don't eat the brown ones."Haha! I don't have any numbers saved, but Eridani, I assume this is you? Yes. You can have a shoulder ride. X" -firman mateCome on Celtics. COME ON!
5/19
2017
My life is way too full of fake babies right now https://t.co/KlM08d4VpN @LouSanders Same. But I think I mean that differently to you.The ripe apple falls, It doesn't know what else to do.
5/17
2017
A boy in a Spider-Man costume is screaming "I am Batman" at me. Idiot.
5/16
2017
@donnabrookbanks @LouSanders This is really good.
5/14
2017
It's getting worse https://t.co/O0AdR47nvvI am finding today terrifying https://t.co/oPY0mPqw1J
5/9
2017
@realDonaldTrump You are a stupid potato and I don't like you at all. Neither does Macron.
5/8
2017
This hero https://t.co/IM7zeZBNWO
5/7
2017
Giraffe sized dogs would be terrifying.Imagine though, If you could get a dog sized giraffe.Secrets from shells https://t.co/Rf1hq5VT15
5/6
2017
Killer T cell. #biology https://t.co/ZtWNrhWGbxthings i can emotionally handle: -cereal
Retweeted by Eridani Bakerhttps://t.co/091SA5hTaYhttps://t.co/t2FshErt1qBall day https://t.co/nZOdg4rGfk
5/5
2017
@MariaTash It's great though. Your stuffs amazing. I reckon keep the tag line!Frida https://t.co/GX9vB4U64DThis little dog climbs on this big dog. I love the big dog so much. The big dog loves the little dog. It wants it t… https://t.co/1ieHLEs3fl
5/3
2017
This is my favourite tweet about Trump today. https://t.co/pVKw4Bptgb
5/1
2017
Sometimes, I just like to check that google has everything covered. https://t.co/RleoIY5XWy
4/30
2017
@willsommer This freelance carpenter is literally the anti-Christ
4/26
2017
Whale fart https://t.co/ERD0GNy0hh
4/25
2017
Rarely does the container hold the amount of thing I have aimed to put in it. My cup runs over. #cooking
4/24
2017
The s in science is redundant. It would still say science without the s. #cienceEventually, but at a later date. https://t.co/oDzUSxMlE2
4/23
2017
Yep https://t.co/2rKx7ArnjT
4/19
2017
I always know when bin day is because it's the day I reverse into bins.
4/18
2017
Everything is shut. Today is like Christmas but without ham or snacks.Watching me in the kitchen: "STOP! honestly!!! how are you alive?"-Ché
4/15
2017
Last Easter was better.https://t.co/zca0DOBkus
Retweeted by Eridani BakerThis is my plan. https://t.co/kR1Gdwk0HnHot cross buns are just fruit toast that is more easily burnt.
4/14
2017
This storm is like sex with my ex, #anticlimactic #storm
4/13
2017

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