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Eridani Baker @EridaniBaker Auckland City, New Zealand

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646 Following   224 Followers   2,172 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


The wrong coloured yoga tights will make you look like you've wet yourself. @Calbingmartin @dadwroteaporno just skip straight to this one. https://t.co/ubMWwy0Smo
9/21
2017
@Calbingmartin @GalleryBooks @dadwroteaporno Wait till you get to the maze @Calbingmartin @GalleryBooks @dadwroteaporno Im so happy to have turned you on to it.
9/19
2017
#pornoday https://t.co/wT8sh3U8XM
9/17
2017
What a pantsing @TheACCnz https://t.co/PwDplj3pGJThere is a lot of stupid hair running about the field today. @TheACCnz @iHeartRadioNZ @allanscottwines Whoop
9/15
2017
I'm the sink is not the same as washed. I hope my house mate follows me on twitter.I know that to be on time I need to move now, but I'm still just sitting here, looking at pugs.
9/10
2017
jus a pug in a hoodie https://t.co/Q7WUrHKOKT
Retweeted by Eridani Baker @ChelseaMcMillar I just ate half a block of cheese, which I melted in the frying pan, and then dipped narn bread in. @ChelseaMcMillar This afternoon I went to the supermarket and didn't get anything for dinner coz I was trying to be on a diet.
9/6
2017
Bills march for Bill https://t.co/7eadlNdrjj
9/4
2017
literally the cutest thing ever 😍 https://t.co/KFJF6EJ0QY
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9/3
2017
I'm so sorry for this https://t.co/cJHa98Z0rJ
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9/2
2017
@donnabrookbanks It's delicious though. We just remember it as gross.Everyone needs to give marmalade a second chance.
9/1
2017
I love this so much https://t.co/1JfAdQ6VxE
8/30
2017
This is how my face goes when I have seen a dog. https://t.co/j388qxdQTn @donnabrookbanks I like this very very much. Very much.
8/29
2017
Lmao my dog sucks at fetch https://t.co/pxyNYlMHj1
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8/27
2017
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8/26
2017
@Pete_Robson @donnabrookbanks @electric_drewLet's talk about something else... How is there a seagull in an indoor stadium? WTF? #NZLvAUS https://t.co/CEo8qzcRIF
Retweeted by Eridani BakerDon't worry guys - seagull is okay #allblacks https://t.co/uWbgr8ZKLU
Retweeted by Eridani BakerEveryone relax, just like the seagull. https://t.co/59t0bL1qaB
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8/25
2017
The kids toys in doctors offices make me feel sticky and unclean @electric_drew 🍆rot. Gross.
8/23
2017
@EmperorCalibula I hate that there are people more youthful than me. @crobker Agreed
8/21
2017
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Retweeted by Eridani BakerMan plants a tree in the same place every day — 37 years later, the world is amazed by the result https://t.co/hFOdLw827r
Retweeted by Eridani Bakerturtle race, retweet after you vote
Retweeted by Eridani BakerPenguins is dancing https://t.co/KGMr4aW9bpSome Run With Wolves. I run with chickens. https://t.co/DZgJEyTZfC
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI want this https://t.co/lm2beNa0Lw
8/20
2017
@benzodthebrave and Saunders Jurriaans, episode 10 is the most genius thing I have ever heard.
8/19
2017
I've watched this roughly 32 times. Look at wee one enjoying a swing!!!! https://t.co/qVwTlog8YC
8/17
2017
This is Bentley. He's ready for some serious indoor zoomage. 13/10 h*ckin safe boy https://t.co/J2niZY1SoU
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8/16
2017
NPR's Terry Gross to Bill O'Reilly: "One of us still has a program." (via @FallonTonight) https://t.co/LHXtNsVwVg
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8/13
2017
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8/12
2017
https://t.co/lSeWnS15LV @Calbingmartin @liamgallagher Please release a track under dat name @Calbingmartin @liamgallagher This is brilliant
8/9
2017
They say cuz look like me 🤷🏾‍♂️🙈 https://t.co/CLRfiBfLT6 https://t.co/r2JBbaTYk7
Retweeted by Eridani BakerIf you're having a bad day here's a fat cat running https://t.co/o0vyyVhrgm
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8/8
2017
National have put a sign in my front yard. Who has some permanent markers I can borrow?
8/6
2017
@NicSampson @nzlabour https://t.co/XX5FySJ3EsWho is Navenal and why do you still drink hot chocolates? https://t.co/tMBlowVrRf
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI'll never stop watching this https://t.co/psyqsaXkvC @PebblesHooper Ahhhhahahaha @LucyZee_ I love this tweet so much.
8/5
2017
@paleblueeyes24 @thehill Oh sure, there you go. https://t.co/BZBjpiEriN
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8/4
2017
Massaging my duck. https://t.co/EAvZfLNGHr
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8/3
2017
Yes! https://t.co/EtxQNWl82O
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8/2
2017
I love this @JoshThomas87 https://t.co/2vN43Nhd2S
8/1
2017
cats who have no intention of letting you read your book https://t.co/VqGpJMhZlP
Retweeted by Eridani BakerLook at these two dogs that are friends https://t.co/ddzCMmSXeP
7/30
2017
This is Koda. He is a South Australian deckshark. Deceptively deadly. Frighteningly majestic. 13/10 would risk a pe… https://t.co/jy2alqaYPH
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7/26
2017
This is Ted. He does his best. Sometimes that's not enough. But it's ok. 12/10 would assist https://t.co/f8dEDcrKSR
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7/24
2017
"mate it is high, and it has ridden up"
7/21
2017
Look at this flying sausage dog https://t.co/pUWdttlCJtThe moment firefighters rescue and revive an unconscious dog from a house fire in California https://t.co/bEtdv2knKX https://t.co/ItwX2a9pvr
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7/20
2017
Dog #dog https://t.co/tjoew26fgW
7/17
2017
Exhausting. #art https://t.co/izfxlMVYXS
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI've been watching this GIF for 23min at least https://t.co/bej4JuFfr1
7/16
2017
Size doesn't* matter Earl. (*It does) https://t.co/f9u20BSFEW..."What agency you with?" "I'm the State Attorney" https://t.co/jltc9h0uA2 @electric_drew I can't wait for S2
7/14
2017
@MrJoshThomson You are currently my Mum's hero for this
7/11
2017
@TheACCnz This is goodThis dog wants you to have a nice day #redbear https://t.co/1PyWiQ6qIn
7/8
2017
literary criticism peaked in 1944 https://t.co/p1lMTfiJU6
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7/1
2017
@mooncal I needs to get some of these!
6/30
2017
"A game that no one won"
6/26
2017
@robynmalcolm I've just discovered Upper Middle Bogan on Netflix. So good! You're so good. I love it. Oh I love Julie so much.
6/14
2017
Did I just take a bunch of NASA tank tops from the boys section & put them in the girls section? Yes. Yes I did. https://t.co/hXHBbaog2W
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6/12
2017

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