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Eridani Baker @EridaniBaker Auckland City, New Zealand

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671 Following   246 Followers   2,263 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits, putting on the Ritz. https://t.co/KRsce0dnLu
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5/3
2018
Snake wearing a tiny hat. https://t.co/dMyXS5WDmU
5/2
2018
Dull. https://t.co/xFBayJIvET
4/27
2018
My sisters guide dog always sneakily walks her into this store without her knowing 😂😍 I love dogs, man https://t.co/UuE9wDN4md
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4/21
2018
@donnabrookbanks https://t.co/rjlDK90PhU @donnabrookbanks Omg this is the best thing! I was so hoping he was going to do that and then he did. The best. I’l… https://t.co/BEFsjMO0EN
4/6
2018
Hey NZ folk! You can watch the new Season of SUZY BOON free on @TVNZondemand (if you're not in NZ, the show will be… https://t.co/BBPtCqmm54
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4/2
2018
The end of 'Finding Dory' on Sweden's Netflix is, by far, the greatest movie moment in cinema history. https://t.co/SXLWjLhZRB
Retweeted by Eridani Baker @loudmendiola Oh my gosh he is!
4/1
2018
@PrincessWorst @Hilary_Barry Do itBall day. Fuck yes.
3/21
2018
If you stop to watch one thing today, let this be it. https://t.co/5bzPdBsUyD
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3/8
2018
I don’t like that dude on the YouTube ads that knows about “loads of cardio”
3/2
2018
A squirrel with broken arms being fed. Because we all need a helping hand sometimes. https://t.co/MMggnLtZlv
Retweeted by Eridani BakerWay to go! Both of you!x https://t.co/tosFdh4ag1
2/26
2018
Very good. https://t.co/F8yjmonvar
2/19
2018
You have a voice! Tell the Defense Department you don’t want a military parade. Call the following number and press… https://t.co/HAvAFYYF1z
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2/8
2018
@WisemanSara This is the best pic I’ve ever seenI think that there’s a market for a long burning stick that is neither a candle, nor a long match. Rather it will be a form of burning wand.
2/2
2018
With 78% of NZers in favour of the premise of our Bill and just 39% of MPs voting for it, this has demonstrated we'… https://t.co/2roPNZVhpi
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2/1
2018
Its time to check your inbox #SubjectDad https://t.co/W8sADqjq0J
Retweeted by Eridani BakerSystemic change isn't something any of us can tackle alone. If you care about something, there'll be other people w… https://t.co/QwE1Cyw3dM
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI'm gutted that cynical politics won tonight, not the voices of the vulnerable and the sick who are presently being… https://t.co/XBr5GeW7V2
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1/31
2018
Sweaters swaying aimlessly. Someone will die of heatstroke. Laneway after parties. #notquiteahaiku #laneway
1/29
2018
Someone needs to inform @realdonaldtrump that I ALREADY asked Jay Z whether black employment figures redeem Trump’s… https://t.co/aWQ3E6sMxM
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1/28
2018
Life. https://t.co/kghLNDfYgp
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1/26
2018
“I just got fingered by a fish” - that chick from The Shape of Water
1/23
2018
When this orphaned baby chimp arrived at a sanctuary, he was so terrified that he wouldn't let anyone touch him. Th… https://t.co/ufBwmN6Hzq
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1/21
2018
Shit just got reel, REAL AWESOME!!!! https://t.co/ejDzW3uDdS @NZClarke Massive congratulations and whoop whoops on the baby news!!! Shit just got reel 🎣
1/18
2018
@NZClarke Also, he’s mowing in the rain. @NZClarke you’re a good man.Just fucked up a u-turn in the PM’s driveway, and @NZClarke was outside mowing the verges. He was supportive and pr… https://t.co/wxOHPkLzxn
1/17
2018
Although the question of whether we are alone in the universe remains unanswered, we do know that elephants like cl… https://t.co/vlmwzhZudj
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1/16
2018
“You know I can’t eat your Ghost dick” - that idiot who married the ghost #chips
1/14
2018
"surprise, motherfucker" https://t.co/xHNW4RrLKa
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1/11
2018
@realDonaldTrump Do dogs growl at you when they see you?
1/2
2017
He is more stupid than anyone you’ve ever met. https://t.co/gyYnHh57AZ
12/28
2017
@jacindaardern This is such a fabulous photo
12/24
2017
@jacindaardern I think you are so cool and rad and I’m super stoked you at da boss.
12/20
2017
Great mug https://t.co/FrR5daRiGQ
12/19
2017
@reeneebean This is genius
12/16
2017
There’s no way I’m hydrated.
12/11
2017
Squirrel in a bag of chips https://t.co/6iSWfhd3c0
12/1
2017
@carrylsorene @ORachaelO @simon_lindsell @lora4dan Yes! I do a double take at any bald man with large ears. @ORachaelO @simon_lindsell @lora4dan My Dad used Aramis, wow haven’t thought of that in a while. I’d got him a bott… https://t.co/S8hxKlqIbe
11/28
2017
I wonder if that guy ever got his free nugs?
11/27
2017
Goodnight. https://t.co/YzTNCMcrFt
Retweeted by Eridani Baker @Calbingmartin Seconds to burn, minutes to cool. Hold it under running water.
11/25
2017
Afghan artist Kubra Khademi’s eight-minute walk in Kabul in armour to highlight male street harassment and abuse of… https://t.co/GCw4uPjENg
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11/18
2017
@donnabrookbanks Oh man, same. I regret choosing that alarm tone so bad. Now birdsong fills me with rage.
11/16
2017
This little boy just wants to find all his friends homes — and he and his mom are doing the most amazing thing to h… https://t.co/XCuZeHuxXk
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11/12
2017
@_chloeswarbrick @NZGreens @golrizghahraman Whoop!!!!
11/9
2017
This is a story about a brave goat https://t.co/gaXWyV6hXiGood dog https://t.co/3dM6eZsMfj @TwoPaddocks I love your pig so much @Calbingmartin What!!!?
11/7
2017
This is Charlie. His blindness gives him a perpetual look of cautious fascination. Other good boy characteristics c… https://t.co/a2oQP0udis
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11/6
2017
If you can't wait until it's dark to set off fireworks, why not save $ and just stare at the empty sky yelling "Bang" every now and then?
Retweeted by Eridani Baker @NicSampson This is the best tweet in history
11/5
2017
I want to be in charge of teaching baby otters to swim. https://t.co/ssTqdWxoHJ
11/4
2017
Right-o, cheeto 🖕🏽 https://t.co/esf6M0NwI9This dog hiding so no one can see him https://t.co/0faIZvjkxm
11/3
2017
Super https://t.co/RL16IJZw4Q @TwoPaddocks What is this pig called? I wanna be friends with him.
10/30
2017
"#NationalCatDay? I'm fabulous every day, darling " https://t.co/g7DCnkbvlW
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10/29
2017
Hosking very thankful hot chicky babe PM now too busy to birth any more communists #LikeMike https://t.co/6z5ullVFGZ
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10/26
2017
#ballday
10/24
2017
@Aung_Munster You just wait. You’ll want one too. @LaydeeAidee @nzherald Fucking ridiculous
10/21
2017
Good things happen when you go to yoga. https://t.co/WwaDIDqmM0"I'm blind!" "I can see!" "I'm blind!" "I can see!" https://t.co/KybhWKf160
Retweeted by Eridani BakerI want a pink tracksuit
10/20
2017
💚💚💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍🏽 let’s get rowdyBoom shake the roomFuck yes!
10/18
2017
Update: I’m on to my second tea. No dogs. I saw one at Plant Barn earlier and didn’t pat it. I just keep wishing I had.I’m pretending to have a comfortable tea in this chair out front of my house, but really, I’m waiting for dogs to walk by.
10/16
2017

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