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Joined Twitter 1/19/09


If I was a prosecutor during every trial I would put the defendant on the stand and just say “have you ever worn fa… https://t.co/7nNkLHV99s @karaklenk @BillyWayneDavis This is how I find out he secretly listens to Hot 97This morning @BillyWayneDavis reminded me that Obama one time called Kanye a “jackass” so all of this could just be… https://t.co/bNk00WzTOUWow being rich/famous seems super chill relaxing I can see why everyone in LA is gunning for it so hard“Why do meth when you can claw your neighbors eyes out of their skull from the comfort of your own home?” - Twitter"I am fucking retarded" - Kanye "Wow. This is amazing." - Y'all
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4/26
2018
@AlisonLeiby I feel like this was a text to me that you decided to tweetNO other group of people is doing as much for ANYTHING as Armenians are doing for the luxury sedan market and we all owe them a thank youWe’re born alone and we die alone and in between literally nothing matters anyways thanks for coming to my engageme… https://t.co/wTPEpOtN5CMeek Mill didn’t kill anyone and can’t get a bond, but that’s none of my business. https://t.co/TTdtlSFlk1
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @AlisonLeiby Well this just became my life’s purposeme at 15 vs me at 29 https://t.co/MuHTENLdkP
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4/24
2018
@weismanjake Thank you so was yours! I love you @seankeane Wow this is perfect, may I needle point it? @weismanjake I’m scream laughing at thisThanks for yesterday. Now all we gotta do is plan a wedding! . Insta only lets me post 10 pics… https://t.co/yK7q8a0ciu
4/23
2018
Check out aparnapkin slay on Corden last night, she’s the Cardi B of introverts & you I love her so https://t.co/e27AhyIFMIAnd yet again... police kill a 26-year-old black man in a hail of bullets fired at a car full of of people in a Wal… https://t.co/sXG8ciCzXX
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4/19
2018
My eternal #wcw is the bad bitches of @birdcloudusa who are gonna play the fuck out of our… https://t.co/OmFAS39BwSjust stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.
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4/18
2018
Check out this gorgeous man w a gorgeouser voice https://t.co/g2MyvopfaEGuys this is my new podcast and I think it's v funny. Plz listen/rate/subscribe or at the very least maybe RT this… https://t.co/3l4hN5K1im
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4/17
2018
Want to make sure this is not quiet. https://t.co/gwcYzgutYO
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4/16
2018
@TheDweck Can you just text them to me separately?Excited to announce that I’m officially getting health insurance 👰🏻🎩 🎊🥂🤵🏼 https://t.co/jDBtBynlsK
4/15
2018
@birdcloudusa @BillyWayneDavis At least I took a pic at last nights dinner party! Which was DELICIOUS https://t.co/jqjXEWYidK
4/13
2018
@BillyWayneDavis This feels AT me
4/8
2018
We're matching every dollar of $13k that police unions poured into DA Schubert's reelection campaign in the 48 hour… https://t.co/WMnfyTsgIq
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxLoosies. A wallet. A hoodie. Cigarillos. A toy gun. Loud music. Selling CD's. Wrong house. No turn signal. Facebook Live. A shower head.
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4/5
2018
Five whole ass years in jail for VOTING. Brock Turner got 3 months for brutally raping a girl, cops get paid vacati… https://t.co/yx1LKzbj5Z
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4/1
2018
Thanks @time magazine! I am truly in bed and on the couch at the same time https://t.co/Elbtq1JGST
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3/28
2018
Accountability. We Are One. #StephonClark https://t.co/123y5etYdE
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxSo what does the GOP stand for? Upward redistribution of income: tax cuts for the rich, reduced aid to the poor. Oh… https://t.co/PWul0mvLV3
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox"I am here to acknowledge and represent the African American girls whose stories don't make the front page" –Naomi… https://t.co/AFPxdN0XSP
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @BillyWayneDavis Someone we were with allegedly saw Lady GagaI don’t care what the libs say, this amendment is beautiful and must NEVER be changed https://t.co/mTA1ei2Dy4
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3/25
2018
“The gay agenda is gun control” - @robert_daniel https://t.co/D2rx3uB1YjThe press hasn’t just been more sympathetic to the Austin bomber than to unarmed black people killed by police, the… https://t.co/4i2dcfac3m
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3/24
2018
This is too upsetting to process. That it happened in the same month a white terrorist who shot up a school was app… https://t.co/dU2rX53KI5
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3/23
2018
@weismanjake @BillyWayneDavis Well every day in a monogamous relationship feels like 2 @weismanjake This tweet is a an act of terrorism bc I know that two nights ago @BillyWayneDavis told you we’re doing greatIt’s weird to explain that racism exists in a country where white people create shell companies to commit federal c… https://t.co/l4119dUuNj
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3/21
2018
I wrote some daily affirmations for the Trump administration and the @nytopinion illustrated them! It's like Insta… https://t.co/zWr72W8E8N
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxWhen it comes to politics, the NFL has one standard for owners and one for players. My column: https://t.co/azBHJp8lgP
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxWow @AlisonLeiby this feels AT you https://t.co/CZ3jqsF9o7
3/17
2018
Tonight THE @jacquelinenovak is on @FallonTonight !!!!!!!! I cannot & will not wait 💜💜💜
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @RheaButcher I really honestly do kind of love it what a rushAnyone who walks into deposition like this has already won. https://t.co/uoGo9fxjGLGeorgia Republicans want to require Atlanta to close its polls at 7 pm instead of 8 pm. The city is 54% black https://t.co/J0AV0lbaOI
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @karaklenk Jews can be fun too! @karaklenk Maybe he thought she was like a cousin of Anne Frank?Sure this looks bad but the worst thing Fox News does is keep everyone’s shittiest relatives alive by raising racis… https://t.co/vhcVl5s7ET @karaklenk Im sure your parents were just trying to give you something to get you excited about readingVery confident that Don Jr can take a break from taunting US Olympic athletes and talking shit to teenage mass shoo… https://t.co/sKM248NFI9We all know the Trumps marry for money but it's impressive to also divorce for it
3/16
2018
Just a reminder, no matter what happens in PA-18 today, this election’s only happening because an anti-abortion “fa… https://t.co/5MnydUfeVT
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxHonestly, today I find this reassuring https://t.co/0yfKsGjUSwMy day: First, Trump and Republicans handed over the keys to the school violence debate to the gun industry. Seco… https://t.co/Um6tSln1Nm
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3/13
2018
Dear @HenryLovesYou - this is the 47th time today that I’ve walked into a room & caught @BillyWayneDavis cry laughi… https://t.co/JKui4FnocK
3/12
2018
@anylaurie16 Also your book has opened my eyes to need for a good death room. Right now my glass shower is probably… https://t.co/83GlUHw6jg @anylaurie16 Yes please! He would probably come back for a sec just to be like: none of your goddamn businessTonight! @TheFrogtownShow is back w great comics including @anylaurie16 whose badass book “Dead People Suck” I’ve b… https://t.co/Zyx0T7xmqF
3/10
2018
It's wild that the Parkland shooter had a swastika carved into his gun, wore a MAGA hat, and explicitly expressed h… https://t.co/aeBc6BuJVE
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxThe United States is the only developed nation on Earth where children have to have drills to practice what to do w… https://t.co/PLZBjJd5oa
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxTo be honest? At this point i’d LOVE to do something as simple as homework. However, now I have to try and fix a br… https://t.co/ham9SHydJQ
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxSecond single off of my debut album is hot off the press!! Go listen to "I Never (Shed A Tear)" on all of your fave… https://t.co/FIl18RJca5
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3/9
2018
53 years ago today, we were beaten, tear gassed, trampled by horses, and left bloody on the bridge in Selma. On thi… https://t.co/N7aL78LjZl
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @AlisonLeiby @BillyWayneDavis I describe your typing style as “person whose fingers were paralyzed in an accident, learning to type again”
3/7
2018
Boring loser @billywaynedavis is 5 yrs sober yesterday 💕 https://t.co/qBBUvE0iuC
3/6
2018
hosting a new show for @POPSUGAR and @facebook, CRAFTY AF! please check it out, share it, and follow the page for u… https://t.co/Yzr6vuX3iq
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3/5
2018
@weismanjake I’ve been rioting since the nomination
3/4
2018
Hi me and my call girl @alicewetterlund are at @tempeimprov all weekend taking calls, come thru. https://t.co/d7FpPS4ert @weismanjake @BrianLynch How much money do you need. @BillyWayneDavis and I will pay it tomorrow
3/2
2018
In one hour your favorite show is back, asking the important questions. . Watch along LIVE at… https://t.co/fsgS30FiqL
2/28
2018
#WHATIF https://t.co/wpUsRVzevG
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2/26
2018

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