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Joined Twitter 1/19/09


Happy #womensmarch - We are at work on a Saturday to make up the $0.20 less we get paid for… https://t.co/bWOrBLaam7
1/20
2018
Excited to announce my new line of workout clothes for people being forced to act in a sketch https://t.co/xaA495vqu8
1/18
2018
@joshgondelman @AlisonLeiby Update: we are somehow having the exact same thing for breakfast (vanilla yogurt, cold… https://t.co/QGcmRVmYJnA piece about ‘Bad Sex’ that was written before the Aziz story and fucking NAILS IT: https://t.co/wSAsKvQ2wf
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @joshgondelman In all seriousness I started receiving Money magazine out of the blue and I love it SO much but also… https://t.co/45trsUowWF
1/17
2018
CORPORATE PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT ON @ComedyCentral AT 10 PM WITH BACK-TO-BACK EPISODES. TELL EVERYONE YOU HAVE EV… https://t.co/WGR6NZSpft
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @BillyWayneDavis @TravisVogt I can confirm that this 100% happened @anylaurie16 I feel like this would have helped her TBHNo explanation needed https://t.co/ua80uWdLiXIsn’t it interesting seeing all of the #nfl teams who didn’t hire @Kaepernick7 tweet quotes of Dr Martin Luther Kin… https://t.co/Pk7fXtIKN5
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1/16
2018
Me, watching people who criticized Colin Kaepernick for his nonviolent protest post MLK quotes today https://t.co/6C0BWKcTXO
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1/15
2018
TONIGHT! @TheFrogtownShow at our new location Spoke Bicycle Cafe, lineup is so so good, go enjoy yourself you deser… https://t.co/BJ6TNW1uXS @JoshuaHedley @BillyWayneDavis I would also fuck Tina Turner
1/13
2018
This isn’t even the dumbest thing swagobelch has done to get “the innovative shot” https://t.co/NDPb5vpHBaAs a teenaged German immigrant, @POTUS' grandfather moved in with his sister, who'd come 2 years before; he was a "… https://t.co/1zsTZZdqpx
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxOK, here is a summary: - The president is claiming he's not going to visit a top ally because he's unhappy about a… https://t.co/ZX2oqqI3LY
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1/12
2018
GLAMOROUS PRODUCTION LIFE SHOUTOUT TO MY GLAM SQUAD YOU GUYS ARE MY ROCK https://t.co/Bfyxxll68BSuper bad, under the radar thing: Tom Brunell, a Republican political scientist who literally wrote a book titled "… https://t.co/gSQdQ4UvVi
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1/10
2018
@megangailey Don’t do this to usIf I was 18 yrs old and just threw the pass of the year for the national championship I too would believe too hard… https://t.co/q2SYI4f0CI @AlisonLeiby I refuse to read anything but this today @weismanjake Willing to take to the streets to right this wrong
1/8
2018
@BillyWayneDavis I feel like you willed thisHow is Drew Brees 900 yrs old and more accurate than birth control? #SaintsVsPanthersI love @bethstelling and @comedyworks I’m not even high here just very very happy @ Comedy Works https://t.co/O9IHuTWggL
1/7
2018
Looking for the hotel pool w @joselynhughes https://t.co/R9FVnfD3bnThe first time I went to The Met I was a broke college student visiting NYC. I stumbled in off the street & develop… https://t.co/TBMcPnuQr0
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1/6
2018
@AlisonLeiby I took photos of my 1am snack plate to send to you like a dick pic
1/3
2018
One mildly reassuring thing is neither of these dumb dumbs seem to know there’s not actually a button
1/2
2017
@weismanjake @BillyWayneDavis It's like if Tarantino made a Lifetime movie and had a stroke while writing it but pe… https://t.co/7jbRFZqqriI've rented out Three Billboards on Sunset Blvd and I'm gonna put this tweet on all of them https://t.co/hLbHyNNOw1
12/31
2017
Have we tried challenging one of Trump's kids to a ski race for the government back?
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxKettle Belles. 📸 by swagobelch https://t.co/cogBjKpvukShout out to @SabrinaJalees whose life and ass are an inspiration https://t.co/KHKLmJVLJV
12/28
2017
Bo just read ‘Cat Lady’ https://t.co/f6Agb3StfC
12/27
2017
@JoshuaHedley Are you sure you’re not Jewish?Merry Christmas, from the family that NEVER lets kids win https://t.co/s44Cpaj0HC
12/25
2017
We are at a Jewish deli and we love you https://t.co/F4VVdRz2mQ
12/24
2017
@BillyWayneDavis I’m thankful for your thankfulness and your dope ass buttBye G Pa. Thanks for loving me way more than your own kids. You’re forever my guy. https://t.co/qawU6SB8yr
12/22
2017
If you live in the D. C. Area on Monday go to the Capitol Skyline Hotel at 1pm for a peaceful rally. This is a clas… https://t.co/zJlWs77CkA
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12/18
2017
@birdcloudusa @BillyWayneDavis All I want for Christmas is your diapered butthole in my home
12/16
2017
From last night’s xmas party. Had no idea our boss was behind us https://t.co/76uKVVj8J7
12/15
2017
@BillyWayneDavis I feel like this tweet deserves moreTHIS FIGHT IS NOT OVER MELT THE PHONES 202-224-3121 https://t.co/AT4s2v2PW4
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox'WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, DUMBASSES' - my dad pointing to the set of gently used encyclopedias he got in 1993 that my mo… https://t.co/yEbAT187Ek @natefridson This just chilled me to the bone. You know I don’t do manual laborPlease stop dismissing us as "joke folk." Our shit is punk rock, and it's more relevant than 90% of the boring ass… https://t.co/rKUzvTGzhC
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12/14
2017
@alexkoll @JoeyDevine @TheEveryReport @kevincamia @seankeane @beckymgarcia I really love this very stupid show @AlisonLeiby @joshgondelman They’re actually not allowed to sell it any other way @AlisonLeiby @joshgondelman Do you want me to bring gelt? @AlisonLeiby This feels at meHappy first day of Hanukkah to one of Roy Moore’s lawyers! 🕎🎉
12/12
2017
She could have just said “we have more than one attorney” and we’d all know at least one is Jew https://t.co/fzLJvSDZssIf history is any indicator, Alabama is about to do some dumb hateful shit.
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxRoy Moore was banned from a Food Court at the mall, then real court twice, so I guess the only place he’s still tec… https://t.co/XQYC69QyYP
12/11
2017
@hypodanno But for real pls keep hitting me up
12/10
2017
Just added @roryscovel and @BillyWayneDavis to an already stacked lineup @TheFrogtownShow come out to Left Bank at 730!Tonight! 7:30! Last Frogtown Show of the year! And last at our amazing venue @theleftbankla we… https://t.co/zUvMvMUzYY
12/9
2017
Tonight mtvamazingness premieres & you won’t believe how stupid talented and also just stupid… https://t.co/3KpPDbdYeQIn summary: ten years ago bankers gambled with all our money, lost most of it, caused a global financial crisis, wh… https://t.co/1HJ6UDKmni
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12/8
2017
@ROBOTCAITLIN V excited for this year now
12/6
2017
After reading .0002 articles every morning ☀️☕️📰🤦🏻‍♀️☀️ https://t.co/e7yYBjuopR
12/5
2017
On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police https://t.co/dpeBIao6VU
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @jackiecarbajal @AlisonLeiby There have never been two creatures more alike7 things we all can do to help end slavery in Libya https://t.co/kfPZQUejrM https://t.co/v6iE4fxC85
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxREMEMBER: Voicemails count just like regular calls. Shy or phone-phobic? This is the PERFECT time to call, especial… https://t.co/32W7cOndxw
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox“He who oppresses the poor taunts and insults his Maker.” Proverbs 14:31
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @BrainDickinson @GameOfThrones Oh my god
12/4
2017
“I just want whoever owns the big box store I work at to have more money” - people who voted for trumpDuring our Obama White House days we proposed #FreeCommunityCollege & #PreKforAll which would have cost $130 billio… https://t.co/hpjGz45JKx
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxJust to be SUPER CLEAR: The GOP's tax scam bill is NOT law yet. At the very least, the House will have to vote one… https://t.co/MKxtnxno1U
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12/2
2017
I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy cha… https://t.co/JdMIEfWZgj
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxJohn McCain, undergoing cancer treatment paid for by taxes, just voted to vote to end cancer treatment for taxpayer… https://t.co/t8TJKtmMYN
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxThe GOP list of economists supporting their tax plan includes an office assistant, a guy who doesnt seem to exist,… https://t.co/KhK3ckWb1I
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxUPDATE: We just got a copy of what I think is the last-minute amendment to the bill. It's 479 pages long. An unse… https://t.co/wTYN2MTF6a
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @ChrisLaker @JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel So so goodI can’t believe we have to call these little attention whores again and beg them not to do something they know deep… https://t.co/QbQTBCwZy0
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxAt the time, saying you were “King of the Jews” was same as saying you don’t recognize Roman rule and was treasonou… https://t.co/yIT2fATrrp
12/1
2017

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