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@emilymayamills AVENGE ME
8/20
2018
@AlisonLeiby It’s good to set realistic goals @AlisonLeiby God I hope we get murdered together @rosshyzer They are filled with hopes and dreams!If Im ever murdered, the staggering number of jars I own will for sure be a huge red herring in the case
8/19
2018
It’s astounding how obsessed white Americans are with the idea North Koreans are especially “brainwashed” when they… https://t.co/bSdSdIOSWz
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxMandatory reading for liberal white women who view themselves as "woke" https://t.co/QOSoGdum0h
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8/18
2018
Hi there-Civil War historian here. So, uh...this is really, really far from "The Truth." Got a minute? /1 https://t.co/p0p714upiy
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8/17
2018
I’ve wanted someone to unseat Peter King since I was a kid, and the fact that this woman could do it is the thrill… https://t.co/aHusKHCF1u
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennoxhey remember when the panama papers came out and revealed that all the rich people in the world are part of enormou… https://t.co/gVYKsPPNnq
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8/15
2018
@megangailey You really only need to say one of these facts and the other is a given
8/13
2018
TONIGHT I’m on @TheFrogtownShow Please wear your finest romper 8pm @spokebicyclecafe 🐸🚲🍻 @emilymayamillshttps://t.co/E20ebUpDMY
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8/12
2018
Michael Brown's mother, Lezley McSpadden, announces run for Ferguson City Council: "I learned to walk again, and th… https://t.co/C1zG9dtfVV
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxI feel like if you don't believe in evolution or climate change you shouldn't get to believe in space.
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennoxthis daytime tv show came on and I really did not expect him to SNAP like that... mad props to you bro @aljackson https://t.co/hOMHLyQPCR
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8/11
2018
There is literally A WHITE SUPREMACIST RALLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND but this is the fr… https://t.co/eAf7ipwcID
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8/10
2018
@AlisonLeiby IT IS @AlisonLeiby I can’t believe we’re having 2 lunches apart today"I'm the law and order President!" said the man whose deputy campaign manager was skimming money out of the pot of… https://t.co/68Lra5jmR5
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8/9
2018
See you Friday @IrvineImprov w/ @ErinDeweyLennox & @notjaredkushner https://t.co/GWpEt0uaV8 https://t.co/MR2vSiJsBS
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxHey libtards if u really want $15/hr, instead of flipping burgers maybe try what I did: have ur dad give you a $150… https://t.co/y63pp43IxS
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8/8
2018
Opening for one of my fave humans on Friday @IrvineImprov - come out and see us get hosed! https://t.co/ieTtw9p3FnThe very funny @billywaynedavis! #hottubshow #thevirgil https://t.co/4vi6BJi7rS https://t.co/p2k8telhvR
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxMy husband travels a lot. Downside: he's gone a lot. Upside: frequent flyer miles. We just used some to fly a 3-yr-… https://t.co/6kIr4UDVxJ
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8/7
2018
@RheaButcher “I know.” @RheaButcher This is so much cooler than my sign, a guy dumping water onto ground for no apparent reason https://t.co/7ZLUFlI29n @RheaButcher Shine on beebeee 🌞 🦁 🌞America’s sweetheart w another important video https://t.co/54PxKbpQzP
8/6
2018
@birdcloudusa Ok I will, for you, for USWho’s the real dummy? A man who puts kids in classrooms or one who puts kids in cages? #BeBest https://t.co/XO50qVksnR
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxLeBron used his charity to send kids to better schools using his own money and Trump used his to funnel other peopl… https://t.co/niMNBGkVUK
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxThis week: -LeBron James sent 240 children to a school he created, including programs supporting their families.… https://t.co/RAI5KrvFDs
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @dougathan I bet they feel the title is misleadingDitto! 💕 https://t.co/h0VU4bqQsB @aparnapkin What’s it like to be so close to a hero?
8/4
2018
@davetotheross I feel like framing a screenshot is something that you’ll regret more? But let’s plow ahead and see how it goesShout out to @davetotheross who pointed out how equally hilarious/stupid the caption “WE ARE SO STRONG AGAIN” is, t… https://t.co/wWNZQ1zQcG @joshgondelman OMG IT WORKED 💕 @AlisonLeiby Wow how have we never thought of this before also I need to show you what I got in clearance at NoRa (Nordstrom Rack) @joshgondelman You also just described being a Jewish person driving to a meeting in LA @AlisonLeiby IF YOUD EVER COME HOME FROM COLLEGE TO VISIT I WONT LIVE FOREVER YOU KNOW @joshgondelman Pretty sure you’re just allowed to do this on the subway, conductor or notI want to become a mom so I’ll have someone to scream at in TargetJust promise me that no matter how dark it all gets we will NEVER FORGET how hilariously fucking stupid this guy is. https://t.co/bp1GiOxQiyAfter 23 school shootings in 2018 we've finally banned straws
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxBREAKING: @ProPublica obtained federal court records showing a youth care worker for @SouthwestKey has been charged… https://t.co/MIWEa4WU9f
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8/3
2018
This civility debate is silly. One side is angry because the President broke the law, assaulted women, made a bunc… https://t.co/Cy2bJWbA8h
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @thecroftonshow I will be starting these all over town, very convenient!#JamesBaldwin's response to a Yale professor asking “So why must we always concentrate on color?” is still the most… https://t.co/boiPkDNQLc
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxSomeone honked at me from behind so I came to a complete stop in road, pulled out my lap top & have been just doing… https://t.co/jOD3jI3DCZOn what would have been his 94th birthday, we honor James Baldwin whose work was a constant reminder that… https://t.co/RQRI8VZMIN
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxDo the people screaming obscenities at the high paid CNN correspondent understand that they just gave him a tax cut… https://t.co/GCYQXqMt5L
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxWe demand Secretary Nielsen resign. In detention Children have suffered sexual abuse. Children have suffered p… https://t.co/jhlOs5lhSg
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxSenators are heading home today and tomorrow—including Collins and Murkowski. They’re on recess through Aug 13. Fol… https://t.co/wZyg1UAluu
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxEvery GOP Senator who was in Moscow on the USA's Independence Day voted against authorizing additional money to secure our elections.
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8/2
2018
Lemme circle back. This is far bigger than just providing an education to at-risk elementary students. This is an a… https://t.co/loaZnsZ0Fu
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8/1
2018
LeBron's "I Promise" School: Free tuition Free uniforms Free transportation within 2 miles Free breakfast, lunch,… https://t.co/7UQ0gHG8EZ
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxIs anybody paying attention? Our electoral systems were designed with technology that’s now OBSOLETE. These guys… https://t.co/cMlhtYtUzj
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxJust a reminder that someone stole George W. Bush's debate prep book (and videotapes!) and sent it to the Gore camp… https://t.co/pHOFN0nVyE
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxTrump regime ordered to stop drugging children: “Judge Dolly Gee in Los Angeles ordered the Trump administration to… https://t.co/xEbGmAIiFp
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxLebron James has done more for education than Betsy DeVos, more for charity than Donald Trump, and more for inner c… https://t.co/A1wI0yEYW7
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7/31
2018
“Daddy, why are so many Republicans Nazis now?” “Well, son, it’s the Democrats’ fault. They wanted health care for… https://t.co/lj2FWtQz2Z
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxWhite farmers who voted for Trump being handed a $12 billion bailout to fix a problem Trump created for them before… https://t.co/j4zZXtHdnf
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox @DonnyDivanian Aw, you shopping for me?
7/29
2018
have we hit bottom yet. can this be it can this be what makes us come together https://t.co/t7HFT62ptp
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxHow many more of these stories exist? How many more little girls have been forced to “sign” documents trying to si… https://t.co/MUHtgsWp0F
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxDear @SecNielsen: You should read this article. Then you should resign. This trauma would not have happened to th… https://t.co/TGb19FXNTD
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7/28
2018
With news that Russia is attacking Democrats, a reminder that two weeks ago Trump met with Putin for two hours and… https://t.co/zMjDLKOZMG
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxWhite Supremacy Is Terrorism.
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7/27
2018
Episode 2 is out now! Hosts @Blacktress & @AndyBeckerman discuss how they met, plus hilarious stand-up sets from… https://t.co/1N1nJN3Idc
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7/24
2018
Watch the new episode tonight! https://t.co/u4nshMc4Za
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxPictures of the journalists who did not attend the press conference Monday because Putin had them killed. (In case… https://t.co/6BOvrmMjtl
Retweeted by Erin Dewey Lennox-Teacher given cash for supplies on a plane. -Donating PTO so expecting mother can take time off. -CEO giving c… https://t.co/Tl4r15cGM6
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7/22
2018
@pauldanke Literally my tinder profile
7/21
2018
Republicans were willing to add $1.5 trillion to the deficit in order to pass a giant tax cut for rich people and b… https://t.co/Wr6Fl79ZB5
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxHere are some @FoxNews advertisers.Since I have them tagged here they will each get notified every time you hit Lik… https://t.co/X7XErLwyuH
Retweeted by Erin Dewey LennoxInside the ICE-box: Migrant kids describe being brutalized by U.S. officials in a frigid old Walmart… https://t.co/O6Dk6k0Xxl
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7/20
2018
Call your reps, and tell them you want to hear from the only other person in the room with Trump and Putin:… https://t.co/CnGTTR5ZW6
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7/19
2018

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