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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey Brooklyn, NY

I make shows that have music inside of them. my real life is on insta: erin_markey

1,100 Following   2,905 Followers   7,795 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/9/09


don't have health insurance right now so trying to just hive mind my way thru itdo u think inflammation has anything to do w/ the rib god stole from Adam to make a dirty slut for him to hang out with
5/21
2017
Idea Men can only legally marry men one of them has to lay naked on the couch wearing the heart of the ocean the other is Leonardo DiCaprio
5/20
2017
Everywhere I travel people are always asking me What's yr favorite food what's yr favorite food For the last time It's black peppercorns
5/15
2017
The saddest moment of my body's day was unconsciously googling "am I getting my period right now" @maguirekevin But can't you see Lynch as the Michael Flynn to Paulson's Yates? @ABKman She would also be good as Donald Trump's Deleted Illegal Tweets @billycheer She's Ted cruzCan't wait for Sarah Paulson to get her filthy mitts all over the role of Sally Yates
5/9
2017
Are tan lines the new wedge salad?
5/3
2017
Just added! @ErinMarkey is back and #killingboners indeed. Nobody like this girl. 6/18! Tix: https://t.co/5z0e8ahX3T
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4/29
2017
We've got a hot crustacean band @MissLoreleiLee https://t.co/RekmJrtiz6 @kattedesco Hahahahahahaha
4/23
2017
Brontez Purnell is one of my all time fav artists and @kathleenhanna is sweetening the honey pot! https://t.co/W0iiJCGeAi
4/21
2017
Flonase just as delicious as mayonnaise
4/20
2017
@SoniaMManzano @WoL_NYC @MetOpera @sstefanovic @silkyjumbo Ditto
4/8
2017
It's not fair to be wary of every single person named Milo but now I am :(
4/5
2017
Being second chair viola in middle school has prepared me for almost every life event
4/4
2017
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/h1VnXEHQLM
4/1
2017
Say toxins one more time for mommyI'm playing Mass MOCA tonight. Tell your Western Mass frenz! https://t.co/7KFstt4wg3
3/31
2017
irs hold music is poppin this yearTonight! https://t.co/vIYCEZu2yl
3/29
2017
Have u ever sprinted 2 a butcher shop while reading pwr pt presentation called "why belle should have married Gaston" all 4 bone broth
3/24
2017
@wkndpartyupdate 1. Check 2. https://t.co/6YPH12uOxL @wkndpartyupdate what would I have to do to get you to paint a picture of me nude covered in psoriasis wearing the heart of the ocean
3/20
2017
you too can keep afloat by purchasing here: https://t.co/rcWKirJDE1 https://t.co/R79MfILF19 @imaswampwitch hahaha so impressed re: that tubI'll give u $1 to write a lullaby but the star of the song has 2 be the word slapdash
3/19
2017
Do you remember the day you learned what the word putative means https://t.co/BnZAMedWuK
3/18
2017
#TrumpTaxReturn https://t.co/fLiSmwtuxp
3/14
2017
Today is our digital release of our album A Ride On The Irish Cream. Purchase here: https://t.co/r4pSL2PHPK https://t.co/TReVv8ENuv
3/13
2017
I feel sorry for winter that it has to be this flamboyant to get people to notice get some therapy
3/11
2017
We Asked 10 Powerful Women for Their Secrets to Success and They Said "Pretend to be a Horse"… https://t.co/xX7RyuQhYA
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3/9
2017
Why does "me undies"' own every podcast
3/8
2017
Please help Christeene serve https://t.co/P4YNYhG0ir @MissLoreleiLee hajahahahaja Are these shoes bad for me @dereksasquatch for one month all I could do was read @dereksasquatch elena ferrante's napolitano series
3/6
2017
Mark Cofta reviews 'A Ride on The Irish Cream,' a synthesis of @ErinMarkey's childhood memories. https://t.co/moO2NQCHfQ
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3/2
2017
I wish I had had kids when I was an infant so I could hang out with them right now. I would be a good mom to children of my same peer group.
2/25
2017
"A Ride on The Irish Cream" by @ErinMarkey is coming to #Chicago next weekend! FREE as part of #OnEdge 2017. Info -… https://t.co/ruYlKgo9x8
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2/17
2017
ew two too many white girls asking beyonce to be their mom
2/13
2017
Y'all wanna feel old? Be ten years old, but be a large dogyou better thank Celine for saying hello like she meant it #Grammysi used to have a lover who referred to my sacral chakra as Little Big TownGrammy Camp sounds like my kind of campif this doesn't move organically into Tracy Chapman's Fast Car i don't know what the do-over was about #GRAMMYs @MissLoreleiLee not gonna waste this bachelor's degree @MissLoreleiLee i'm just saying i don't think we have to risk 18 years with a new thing we'd have to take care of to look good on tv @MissLoreleiLee the right abuse of the right pills will help us @MissLoreleiLee we can bloat you to look cool. that's my plan. @kennymellman r u seerIs Bruno Mars the only lesbian performing at the #GRAMMYsi'm queer tho so i'm just gonna jam a burrito inside myself and hope for the same look #beyonce #selfcare #GRAMMYsheaded out to get preggo! #selfcare #beyonce #GRAMMYs
2/12
2017
@tylercoates get on that raw honey girl
2/8
2017
don't you want to go on a ~musical adventure~ with @ErinMarkey? https://t.co/vD1hsakBtx https://t.co/S2r3TMo9qB
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2/6
2017
Impressed by hulu swagger pushing The Handmaid's Tale at OT
2/5
2017
So smart so beautiful https://t.co/yHycwf77Nv @ErinMarkey it seems related to me ordering things like "chicken cutlet sandwich" at the deli and the entire trump campaign/administration @SocMalpractice srslyWhy is every commercial a psoriasis commercial now
2/2
2017
One good way to cope is to only listen to We Built This City on Rock n RollRep. Maxine Waters: ‘We are not playing. We’re stopping Trump.’ https://t.co/5fFqPP4ih5 via @shareblue
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1/31
2017
This is deeply troubling: 6 reporters charged with felonies after covering DC inaug riots. https://t.co/7g9vSs8OYM
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyJust added! @ErinMarkey presents the original cast album release of #ARideOnTheIrishCream - 3/12! Tix: https://t.co/CEwmYQZf9o
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1/25
2017
"wtf was up with that angry press conference where Spicer lied to everyone's face? Why do that?" Here is why https://t.co/BZY5tJPf5d
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyHelpful graphic for those trying to claim Spicer's pic proves media lied about size of inauguration crowd. (L: Medi… https://t.co/m2lnNSwRye
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyOur reps can't LIE to our faces and keep their jobs. @CNN @nytimes PLEASE use the accurate word. Falsehoods is soft… https://t.co/60ovbxINbn
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyI'm curious about his digestive health https://t.co/y4YEHAjPBoWhen you ask a closeted racist/sexist person why they voted for Trump. https://t.co/Tn2wJ0juLD
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1/22
2017
The most expensive honey in the world can't make you love your own voiceThere is no better way to wake up than to a steel drums cover of Mambo Number 5 followed by steel drums cover of Auld Lang Syne
1/18
2017
Is it weird that my core strength is getting inaugurated the same day as DT?I just renamed my brother Candy Apple. My family is gonna freak!
1/16
2017
@reggiewatts flip it and reverse it! @tylercoates uhhh that's exactly why you should reveal.
1/13
2017

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