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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey New York, NY

::a rat a tat tat:: @oneninehundredcake on instagram

1,013 Following   2,643 Followers   7,266 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/9/09

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@josephkeckler @Chavisawoods her youtube handle is @americanidolbeckyneed a post-lunch chuckle? look no further than @ErinMarkey, performing at @ClubOBERON next Thursday at 8PM. https://t.co/j6YXXDOV9w
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2/6
2016
@hbrikin can't wait to see you and neither can ol' beckersThis is our final week. Sold out but waitlist works! https://t.co/aIVzAU5hKI
2/2
2016
Smiles for Myles. Still some tix left for next week. https://t.co/HcY8FireDA @sean_keady @ClubOBERON confirm
1/30
2016
Wish padma would tell me to pack MY knives @BarbotRobot @dereksasquatch @soundofmaddie @itsdlevy the best part about this is that i'm wearing jeans and a t shirt
1/23
2016
@NewOhioTheatre @AbronsArtsCtr thanks, we will fix!
1/22
2016
@imaswampwitch @HarliKo it's not sold out! it got extended. https://t.co/eJUESPBhul
1/21
2016
Erin Markey has developed a cult following as a 'Barbie from outer space' https://t.co/sHpFfFfNGN https://t.co/go4m3Fph6Z
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1/12
2016
Take a Queer 'Ride on the Irish Cream' — @ErinMarkey's classic girl meets boat/horse story. https://t.co/vKZ9EeoYhg https://t.co/mkhCF99KDJ
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyThe demise of McDonalds is emotionally wearing me out
1/8
2016
Is refusing to watch Making a Murderer gonna hurt my chances of getting into a good collegeI woke up 3 times last night drenched in sweat worried that Shia Labeouf forgot to tell everyone he's the new Cate BlanchettIs Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac parts I and II the sequel to The Princess Bride?
1/3
2016
Me and my uberpool driver are picking up every single person in new york. Pretty badass.
1/1
2015
my new years resolution is to be kinder to my landlord by wiping less with paper towels
12/31
2015
I remember when American Beauty ruined plastic bags for meI liked Carol better when it was called Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
12/28
2015
@MCCisNauseous she was the only reason to watch high art or carolI liked Carol better when it was called High Art#ItGetsBottomier https://t.co/VGOWH8KDAh
12/25
2015
I'm guessing that tantric sex is about not hunching when its below 40
12/21
2015
@DandyDarkly peeps is all we got
12/18
2015
"The most common std is feelings" -@billycheer.@HollandTaylor I'm all out of gas, honey, can you donate to this? only 2 hours left: https://t.co/wQRmOVjHdf
12/4
2015
We are 94% funded. Costume designer/my dog/director https://t.co/wQRmOVBi4N https://t.co/EDOEw9PHv2NICOLE HOLOFCENER'S PLEASE GIVE TO @ErinMarkey's INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN https://t.co/sB7BHYSf4f
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyBest way to help rebuild our faces is donate at https://t.co/wQRmOVjHdf https://t.co/4ruUytZMzz @RobRothNYC @Indiegogo thank you rob!!I've been eating buttloads of pennies to prep for the end of this campaign. 12 hours left. https://t.co/wQRmOVjHdfGive to the brilliant @ErinMarkey 's new project, Ride on the Irish Cream, one of my favorite artists out there. https://t.co/ilnE1uviJ1
Retweeted by Erin Markeyretweeting is so emotionally twisted https://t.co/bL7icKoONnThe best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!! https://t.co/kjEsVOKFBCI'm so excited for @ErinMarkey's A RIDE ON THE IRISH CREAM. Consider supporting this brand-new queer musical! https://t.co/JD7am1QOSO
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12/3
2015
$51 away from 13 Grand. If you do this, I will send you a nude pic of someone I find on the internet https://t.co/wQRmOVjHdfchlorophyll more like borophyllWe are the champions https://t.co/1lYin9XVUl @billycheer @TheeIrishHorse they need you in casting too. you are a genius @billycheer goddamn i need you in casting @PWRBTTMBAND @colbykeller people who need peopleI first saw the @ErinMarkey at a party called Taint in Washington, D.C. She's brilliant. Go help her next project. https://t.co/tSuu60afaj
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyHelp make it happen for A RIDE ON THE IRISH CREAM by @ErinMarkey @kennymellman https://t.co/H4LMFgqwN6 #indiegogo via @indiegogo
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12/2
2015
perfect world: a group of people knowingly or unknowingly combine their powers to create $350 to get us to $10K. https://t.co/wQRmOVjHdf @AdrianChen this kindle's ready @AdrianChen Wondering if you can write a story about why Xavier signed every cabbage kid's buttI puked up a centrum silver at my parent's house https://t.co/wQRmOVjHdfLast night me & mom slept together on a hide-a-bed at Aunt Jo's. Now we're listening to Jewel's You Were Meant For Me on our way to Toledo.
11/30
2015
@Alancumming thank youuuuuuu!!#ChristmasMiracle https://t.co/LRSs0KLXrZ"Alright, I've had enough of your song." //seeing radio ID with song info// "Oh, that's Hurdy Gurdy Man? Doesn't sound like it." -My mom
11/29
2015
Speaking to the marketing execs ONLY: is the Polar Express targeted towards mostly serial killersI waver on whether or not Tom Hanks singing "hot chocolate" in polar express is punkCan't trust HMU
11/28
2015
Me: be careful, don't knock this [malbec] over My niece: ooh, you're such a scaredycat if your blood falls over?"Aunt Erin, drink more so you could be more evil" -my 5 yo nephew handing me my glass of kroger malbecPromised my nephew I would play evil queen if he could eat his jello and stuffing in under 60 seconds. Here we go.Tuesday I had to perform Deleted Scenes From Fun Home at 9am so I am really identifying with these Fiddler on the Roof bears
11/26
2015
I have a question for all the Republican presidential candidates: Is beach hair the same thing as sex hair or not?
11/21
2015
I was JUST about to replace this cushion with a rubber ball and then of course Pickles showed up. Gimme fish, girl. https://t.co/3QHY6DAjca
11/20
2015
Our boo @ErinMarkey is premiering her new full-length musical & YOU can help: https://t.co/eGinIkRjK3! https://t.co/0RPUQFf77R
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyIs any body else playing Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector on their phone? I never get to see the kitties who eat the $$ Frisky Bitz
11/18
2015
New from @TimeOutNewYork: 10 LGBT New Yorkers we’re following on Twitter (and so should you) https://t.co/1kKfEp8UQ4 https://t.co/2tqM5ftX4x
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11/15
2015
The secret sauce of america: https://t.co/X7WRWsR6JCi just feel so lucky that transparency is in right now
11/10
2015
2K by midnight?? the sportiest way to make it happen would be if you put your mitt on and got in the game https://t.co/JfM0aGBDBM
11/6
2015
@dereksasquatch @dereksasquatch hahahahahahahahahahahha"God, they loved each other so much." -Jordan Fein looking at a picture of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton kissing
10/31
2015
guys I bought my building in brooklyn with the money I made from doing shows at dixon place 2007-2009 so buck up and stop buying lattesCurious if home juicers are still on trend @bridgeteverett hahahahDIY ALERT! A simple way to make a drop crotch pant is to pull your pants down a little bit.
10/29
2015
i wish there was a #GOPDebate every night https://t.co/eyUXgiKpmSi would like to hear more of Mommy Kasich's "old inscriptions" @momceo1 @JoesPub i think you're wrong on that one.Mommy Christie learned everything he knows from Allison William's "clap if you believe" monologue in Peter Pan LiveI loved Kasich's brave work in Oscar award winning American BeautyMommy Christie is the only person on stage who knows how to work a camera. SOLD.Mommy Bush, I can tell you don't trust yourselfGO WOLVERINESoooh, Mommy Christie knows how to give faceOnly Guy Jeans™i would like to personally invite marco rubio to join the sexual revolutionJeb Bush Inching Podium Closer To Center Of Stage During Commercial Breaks https://t.co/7qFl1d8aln #GOPDebate https://t.co/Q7mdCmRHTb
Retweeted by Erin Markeyi think they should all have to refer to each other as mommy to get more timei like how he says homophobe and i like how he says shut up @elasticcity put me in coachDAD???If you could vote for any Thomas Kinkade painting to be the Republican prez candidate, who would you vote for? I would do Sweetheart Gazebo.Fun Fact: Jeb Bush played the grandma in Stephen Sondheim's Into The Woods in 4 different high school productions across America last yeari'm confused i thought juliana margulies was in thisi'm grateful there is a candidate willing to name drop the moonI wanna know which candidate's biggest weakness is pad thaiI would do well in this republican debateThere is a church whose bells are playing "the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup" right now. It's nice.
10/28
2015
.@Timbaland can you please please please remake Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera
10/20
2015
@EricShethar @tylercoates remember at the post show wine party when the Croatian lesbians pointed 2my psoriasis & asked what happened to me
10/15
2015
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