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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey Brooklyn, NY

Former Governor of Arkansas, Grandmother, a living Precious Moment // insta: @erin_markey

1,152 Following   3,192 Followers   8,056 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/9/09


@realjennharris @JackFerver You were made for those high EsJust cast me. Don't audition me. Believe me I will make more money this way.
5/25
2018
Why are all film people brothers
5/24
2018
Just saw my idol on the M train. Don't know her name but she was in an Adidas track suit and had a tattoo on her wr… https://t.co/8CSVUd0qQt
5/15
2018
We are featured in this week's New Yorker. Singlet opens this week. Git it. https://t.co/IGbzbXlmDf
5/14
2018
Would love to see Sarah Paulson play Cynthia Nixon in the biopic about her run for NY govHappy mother's day to my mom, sure, but I wanna give a shout out to my mommies: Sarah Paulson, Cherry Jones and Danny DeVito
5/13
2018
@ColeEscola @morningmika Technically she was called out as butch and there's no shame in being a butch wife and mom… https://t.co/kqPvh6oo7O
4/30
2018
@Reductress Hahahahha
4/28
2018
True buckaroo @ErinMarkey performs the classic tingler "I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane" on this week's… https://t.co/ZWa8rOtb89
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyYo! We are raising money for my new play Singlet! If you have some bucks to throw, please make it rain a little. Go… https://t.co/iNsxXK3WZH
4/25
2018
I think about Daniel Day Lewis's poison mushroom kink almost every day #PhantomThread
4/24
2018
Singlet is my new play. Tix now on sale. May 16-June 3. https://t.co/WrBRqq6EKl https://t.co/g7W9iZx37R
4/23
2018
It's like how many times a day do I have to instruct myself not to tweet about this $3.50 raw avocado before the bridge collapsesNot to always be so desperate for property but *NY*
4/8
2018
@eleanoir and then i was too lazy to retweet it @eleanoir cause i meant the set not the soundtrackI don't particularly enjoy the part of me that is counting down the days until Bachelor In Paradise premieres but I… https://t.co/bYYUc56r6N
4/1
2018
@MAYBECHRISTYLER U need to pick up a ☎️
3/28
2018
@MAYBECHRISTYLER Grrl what
3/27
2018
Am watching "Naked and Afraid" tv show while I do email. I'd consider this show ecosexual edge play. People think e… https://t.co/WwpLCOkuCq
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3/12
2018
@kattedesco When the graphics came on the screen I thought it said Microsoft AL like AL Bundy and I was into the sl… https://t.co/4l8B421zLwTide pods actually pretty mellow
3/10
2018
When I'm in other cities that aren't New York I always find myself using a giant bathroom stall and getting so upse… https://t.co/twzwm4g4tW
3/9
2018
@carajanefrancis A real life feminist @carajanefrancis Honestly even I'm doing it
3/7
2018
I think it's time to rename America 🤩 #BachelorNation 😍Round yon virgin!Opting out of capitalism at your leisure is hard when you are a glowing hot ember ready to burn wood and make a house cozy
3/6
2018
Very into Skittles "contract the rainbow" message
3/5
2018
@MissLoreleiLee It feels like a worm crawling out of my stomach when I do it but mommy love to shake a snow globe
2/27
2018
I will get real. I love pennies. This isn't new.
2/19
2018
spinoff of Drunk History should be Drunk Donating
2/18
2018
I watched The Matrix for the first time last night and then looked in the mirror and realized again that my bangs are jacked
2/15
2018
As you are pondering your relationship to upcoming Valentine's Day, remember: If there's time to lean, there's time to clean
2/11
2018
But. Parades are important in every season. And they should be considered a sport.You actually shouldn't be playing sports in the winter #OlympicsOpeningCeremony
2/9
2018
@tylercoates And then don't forget that nobody is straight. Makes it even harder!!
2/7
2018
I would be a good producer for a series called Technology Ruined My Lifei want to start imbuing my treasure trail with the magical qualities that the name implies but to me it looks like… https://t.co/dOd4qyNHZp
2/2
2018
@YardTheatre @TheStage @royalcourt Bonnie + Jules are the best stage management team everrrr🍼🍼🍼
2/1
2018
If you love the enamel pins trend you'll love bottle caps and thumb tacksi have to remember to write a hit single called ten ninety nine panic so i can drop it on jan 31 next yearmushy. not even that sweet. wtfsweet potatoes taste like a kind of candy the devil would think of
1/31
2018
I'm ready for a good old fashioned purell exposé
1/30
2018
One of the only good reasons I can think of to get pregnant is to be able to costume the baby as a reality show medic for Halloween
1/21
2018
I'm sick. So. Can the Women's March make a stop at my house and hold my hair back while I barf? I think that's one… https://t.co/lv904pBLJVJust learned that every serial killer is a virgo or a gemini. It's worth mentioning again. Whitney Houston and I are Leos.
1/20
2018
When Nina Garcia uses the word *street* It moves mountains
1/16
2018
The Little Flu Virus Who Wouldn't Take No for an Answer
1/14
2018
My 2017 slogan was The kind and generous little girl in me sees the kind and generous little girl in you My 2018 slogan is congee
1/8
2018
Cups of old water? I'll drink em!
1/7
2017
@heyadamroberts do u have any hot tips on best Cinnamon Bun recipes?
12/24
2017
@benrimalower The keepers
12/20
2017
They can take the internet from us but they can never take Annie Lenox's *Walking In A Wonderland* from this bar's December playlistThe following 17 states are suing Trump's FCC in order to preserve #NetNeutrality -California -Delaware -Hawaii -I… https://t.co/BWg7Zi41n9
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12/14
2017
@EricShethar This would be my dream correspondence with uIf you love the smell of purell you'll love getting permission to hold your friend's baby
12/8
2017
@PileOfTears Hahaha fully naked by surprise
12/4
2017
Everyday I try to find $5 I didn't know about in my pocket. If I fail, then it's one more tick in the "not having c… https://t.co/TozLHQunhaDear diary aka god, I'm still obsessed with @AnnieSprinkle who is a camp genius and a practical Messiah with regard… https://t.co/8GiFgUi3Y6
11/30
2017
I think it's cool that Queen Elizabeth II was the first Kim KardashianThe thing that all my shows have in common is that their target demographic is @ColeEscola
11/29
2017
@IAmKarlMarks I met her inside a republican a long time ago
11/28
2017
I know we're done talking about this but I've given it some thought Sexiest Man Alive should have gone to every per… https://t.co/BRmuBs2Gay
11/27
2017
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think most Americans were like "If the Ken Burns doc about the Roosevelts is not goi… https://t.co/w5NAvlGuXe
11/26
2017
L.L. Bean Catalogue called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be their person of the year but that I would have to ha… https://t.co/hwRY0CojQ6
11/25
2017
@erinllister I'm always happy to be involved in educating youth on any continentI bet real money that Common would rap on the Girl Scout float and now I get to cash in #MacysThanksgivingParadeI never remember that I'm bulimic until I watch Jimmy Fallon sing Prince #MacysThanksgivingDayParadeGuy singing on #HomewoodSuites float with the dancing wooden duck toys got those #KimKardashian brows. Proud to b… https://t.co/M5PCizIYdMIf Alicia Keys isn't making royalties off this little girl on the Sprout Float then as a capitalist I give up. #MacysThanksgivingDayParadeWant to take a moment during Sesame Street float to remind everyone that I talked about being a prostitute onstage… https://t.co/ch4aqk3aV4Wyclef Jean lip syncing to himself with white Canadian men dressed as dancing hockey pucks. I would love to drama… https://t.co/bsxP9gexzjPoetically it truly was a strong choice for Patti LaBelle to sing from the Ocean Spray float and be backed by amate… https://t.co/7F29DYz7ka"with a carrot nose as long as three snowboards" Would love to be introduced to this copy writer!!Cannot believe Anastasia is an alto #trumpsamericaAl Roker wearing rust colored latex fetish gloves. I love his annual TG parade nods to BDSM community. #alrokerkink
11/23
2017

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