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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey Brooklyn, NY

Former Governor of Arkansas, Grandmother, a living Precious Moment // insta: @erin_markey

1,150 Following   3,152 Followers   7,981 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/9/09


@comcomJo No plans yet!
11/19
2017
Our motto is Waste is not only a failure of the imagination It's also a failure of the digestive systemMost of the way I'm able to support myself as an artist is by making corn oil based gasoline in my large intestine for NASCAR
11/18
2017
Interview up with The Creative Independent. Final Boner Killer show tonight at @JoesPub 9:30pm !! https://t.co/inE0m1sNk2 @AlexChancexxx @alisanporter @NBCTheVoice OmfgOk Google Is curly sue rich
11/14
2017
Tmrw and Tues night at @JoesPub !! TIX: https://t.co/v4rApxawMH https://t.co/QDrupov20O
11/12
2017
Even more captivating than watching sexual predator roll call on social media is watching a graphic of a tiny car d… https://t.co/QoKK4df1vdI am def "grotesquely narcissistic" (@thestage UK) but I would never go so far as to 💗 myself in a screenshot of a… https://t.co/9afN8EZFDp
11/11
2017
Monday and Tuesday @JoesPub in NYC TIX: https://t.co/v4rApxawMH https://t.co/Jb5kCxx9n2
11/9
2017
I voted the @michaelcavadias ticket all the way down the ballot
11/8
2017
i would support a proposition would allow/mandate Staten Island to either secede from the country or just float away https://t.co/GJIwxeobTfDanica Roem unseated a man who devoted his legislative career to resisting LGBT rights -- to become Virginia's firs… https://t.co/JxnYD5guaH
Retweeted by Erin Markey @missgeegrace @marlboroughbtn @TheBadgerNews sounds like Alex knew exactly what was going on!
11/7
2017
I secretly have keys 2 every rehearsal space in NYC I can't tell u who gave them to me but it starts with an S and kind of rhymes w/ Atlanta
11/5
2017
@AnthonyBLSmith It's perfect @AnthonyBLSmith No!!!!!!!!The way he puts him down is the best part https://t.co/doifbraTZWGood morning, this is your reminder that you don't have to think sex work is "good" or "bad" to believe all workers deserve labor rights
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11/4
2017
i knew it was him but i still wanted to wonder because that's what it is to journali was journalling at a coffee shop & i looked over & a dude was coding on his laptop & i was like which of us is the bigger narcissistStarting today, you can sign up for 2018 health coverage. Head on over to https://t.co/ob1Ynoesod and find a plan t… https://t.co/6eN1Y5TQGV
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyI'll never forgive Patricia Fields for closing her Bowery store, not even if she $ettled with me outside of courtI'm excited to never ever ever learn how to codeBeyond thrilled to be a part of this. I can think of a few queer artists who've saved my GD life. https://t.co/hLurL8EvOw
11/1
2017
Thrilled to announce the @UTRFestival 2018 Concert Series! FT: @TheMarthaMan @samoraabayomi @funkrockster @ErinMarkey & @choirchoirchoir
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10/31
2017
Here's an idea ham n cheese doobie
10/30
2017
@mikeisapony Case by case basis. Some cabaret halls are streets and vice versa @mikeisapony Gotta get a baby and collect
10/23
2017
@YardTheatre We didn't get to say good bye!! You all were the very best.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/AiAthZoSub
10/16
2017
"do you know that it's treason to eat a swan" -citizen of London
10/15
2017
Tonight is the last night to see Boner Killer at @YardTheatre in London!! https://t.co/LPtvzTuFGB
10/14
2017
London's into Boner Killer. 3 more shows here til we move along to @fiercefestival in Birmingham. https://t.co/Nk2d29BNl5
10/12
2017
@cassiejsneider Statue of Liberty, grrrrrrrl
10/11
2017
Five more shows in London!! Tues - Sat of this week! https://t.co/Oaq7T50PxI
10/10
2017
Next Sunday Mike & Karen Pence will spend $223 billion taxpayer dollars to fly to the moon for 15 minutes & yodel the N word at an apple pie
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10/9
2017
"The price of Marmite actually went up after Brexit"
10/8
2017
@Lazysusan2000 Which smile?? @JoshuaWickerham @BarackObama Oooh can't wait to see u
10/6
2017
I interviewed @mrs_truscott for BOMB about r-a-p-e kuhlcher. What a perf day for it to be released online! https://t.co/3lReqMiwwt @Dynzell Thank u, love!! @YardTheatre Hahahaha @YardTheatre Not one time did I say adults!!We opened in London and we are running for 2 more weeks at @YardTheatre! Tell yr peeps. https://t.co/aAcCHEoXyl
10/5
2017
@amandathripp Hahahahahaha
9/29
2017
Wake ME up when that iconic female media mogul's name is Valerie Solonas https://t.co/We7JzZL2VB @AnthonyBLSmith Some got hungry!Women around me admitting they love ramen to one another @marlboroughbtn Good one
9/28
2017
In an effort to #makeitwork, I have had to think of my clit as the planet Melancholia hurtling towards earth/Kirstin Dunst #larsvontrier
9/27
2017
@amandathripp Omg nooooooooooo @AnthonyBLSmith artist talk in 43 minutes @AnthonyBLSmith what did you say were your fav irish cream trax?M' ARTIST TALK tonight! https://t.co/GGSPWVkCk0
9/26
2017
@gossipbabies Hahahahaha @maitaldar https://t.co/3um4jnZ4GcDear NFL players, please go to Puerto Rico and kneel to trick @realDonaldTrump into focusing on what the fuck he should be focusing on.
Retweeted by Erin Markey @maitaldar Don't worry I thought of a lot of caveats since I wrote itGrossly I'm so into human beings right now I could tell anyone I was in love with them and fully mean itBoner Killer is touring to Pittsburgh, to the UK (London, Birmingham + Brighton) and back to NYC. Tell yer peeps!! https://t.co/QlWdBIQPFK
9/25
2017
Hmm I'd say that not helping the American citizens of Puerto Rico with every possible American resource is more disrespectful to the flag
Retweeted by Erin Markey @RachelShukert Hard one to healIf a knee in Freddy Gray's back upset you as much a knee on the ground, this would be over.
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9/24
2017
@neilgoldberg Bend over and I'll show u
9/23
2017
Sharon Stone is queer women's Meryl Streep @eliotglazer #stuffedcabbagei have a lot of stagnated qi from resentment regarding not being cast as a Menendez brother in new Edie Falco star vehicle
9/22
2017
@amandathripp wow i'm triple fire
9/21
2017
Miss you, Anne Heche Hope 2 C U soonI Ate Every Walnut a new miniseries about a young woman and her protein boxAlso, they are giving "lay an egg" for the verb "play" COME ON. DO I NEED TO BUILD A HOUSE ON THE THESAURUS DOT COM'S FRONT LAWN??wow. thesaurus dot com gives "finger" as a synonym for "manipulate" i have been had. @Helen_E_Shaw More theaters, more grades!!!! Puh leeeezeHere's an idea for a TV show: grateful for the digits of my phone number @YardTheatre i could read these for the rest of my life @NicoleJGeorges Like a fool I didn't do any moves
9/20
2017
Voluntarily listening to "hand jive" by myself in my hotel roomDiary, By lunch I mean a $7 bucket of cut up watermelon. ❤️, Edear diary I'm eating lunch at a metal table in a whole foods parking lot in Pittsburgh + listening to steel drum bands on my 'phones. ❤️, E
9/19
2017

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